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wutamess
03-24-2009, 09:32 AM
- Aunt died on Sunday (Funeral Thursday).
- After 8 years of receiving at least $2k back in taxes wifey gets froggy and wants to go to HR Block this year ("WE SHOULD BE GETTING MORE" were her words:cuss:). We owe $6k.
- I've been having stomach problems and feeling like shit lately (hopefully it's not serious).
- Opening up another business (adding to the stress).
- Wife wants to sit down and talk about the medical bills we're going to have to owe. (possibly another $1-$2K:cuss:)
- and more...

The Epic thread provided some good laughs...
What you got?

TinyEvel
03-24-2009, 09:35 AM
Baby panda to the rescue...

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Donger
03-24-2009, 09:37 AM
Crazy penguins always cheer me up:

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Mr. Plow
03-24-2009, 09:38 AM
Baby panda to the rescue...

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ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Donger
03-24-2009, 09:38 AM
Baby panda to the rescue...

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ROFL

wutamess
03-24-2009, 09:44 AM
Baby panda to the rescue...
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ROFL

Chief Chief
03-24-2009, 11:04 AM
Apparently you're the true initial cause of the U.S. economy tanking since it appears you've been scamming on your taxes for the past 8 years when in reality ya should have been paying, so I'm glad to hear that you're really depressed...

Geez, you're worse than them AIG jugheads -- at least they got their bonus bucks by working for them!

Count Alex's Losses
03-24-2009, 11:10 AM
Have you ever seen in a girl in an oversized Boba Fett costume?

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8491/erinfett7.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=erinfett7.jpg)

Micjones
03-24-2009, 11:12 AM
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SNR
03-24-2009, 11:13 AM
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Gonzo
03-24-2009, 11:13 AM
Have you ever seen in a girl in an oversized Boba Fett costume?

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8491/erinfett7.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=erinfett7.jpg)

Oddly enough....Yes.


Is that the one you made?

phisherman
03-24-2009, 11:13 AM
how the heck do you get $$$ back for so long and then out of the blue owe $6k?

DeezNutz
03-24-2009, 11:13 AM
Have you ever seen in a girl in an oversized Boba Fett costume?

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8491/erinfett7.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=erinfett7.jpg)

Is that you? Cool costume.

Count Alex's Losses
03-24-2009, 11:14 AM
Oddly enough....Yes.


Is that the one you made?

Yes. Sold it a few years back. Kept all the pics! :evil:

No, Deez. It's my sister. She's a good sport. I wish I had had a chance to wear it skinny...

Lumpy
03-24-2009, 11:15 AM
It sounds like ur in a real pickle there. Just do what I do when things get stressful...

order a tub midget...

Gonzo
03-24-2009, 11:16 AM
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Donger
03-24-2009, 11:20 AM
Angry kitty cats are always enjoyable:

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Dartgod
03-24-2009, 11:24 AM
Angry kitty cats are always enjoyable:

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ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
03-24-2009, 11:28 AM
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6058/18740431.gif (http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=18740431.gif)

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9449/burn.jpg (http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=burn.jpg)

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2630/ikilledyourfather.jpg (http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ikilledyourfather.jpg)

Jilly
03-24-2009, 11:30 AM
I ran into a door frame this morning.

Hog Farmer
03-24-2009, 11:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVVLJMkOR2o&feature=related

How do you embed these ???

Hog Farmer
03-24-2009, 11:32 AM
how the heck do you get $$$ back for so long and then out of the blue owe $6k?


It's called success!

Donger
03-24-2009, 11:32 AM
I ran into a door frame this morning.

With your car? My wife loves doing that.

Fritz88
03-24-2009, 11:33 AM
- Aunt died on Sunday (Funeral Thursday).
- After 8 years of receiving at least $2k back in taxes wifey gets froggy and wants to go to HR Block this year ("WE SHOULD BE GETTING MORE" were her words:cuss:). We owe $6k.
- I've been having stomach problems and feeling like shit lately (hopefully it's not serious).
- Opening up another business (adding to the stress).
- Wife wants to sit down and talk about the medical bills we're going to have to owe. (possibly another $1-$2K:cuss:)
- and more...

The Epic thread provided some good laughs...
What you got?

wutamess, You have always provided us with great laughs in the Epic thread and other threads. It's going to be hard to find something original for someone like you but I will try.

Fritz88
03-24-2009, 11:33 AM
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Fritz88
03-24-2009, 11:34 AM
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The revenge:

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Jilly
03-24-2009, 11:34 AM
With your car? My wife loves doing that.

nope, with myself...put my shoulder into it too, bumped my head and my hip....and stubbed my toe...on my left side....

I'm a pretty good walker.

Fritz88
03-24-2009, 11:35 AM
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Donger
03-24-2009, 11:35 AM
nope, with myself...put my shoulder into it too, bumped my head and my hip....and stubbed my toe...on my left side....

I'm a pretty good walker.

Were you chewing gum when this happened?

Fritz88
03-24-2009, 11:36 AM
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Fritz88
03-24-2009, 11:36 AM
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Fritz88
03-24-2009, 11:36 AM
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Fritz88
03-24-2009, 11:37 AM
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Fritz88
03-24-2009, 11:38 AM
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Fritz88
03-24-2009, 11:38 AM
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Fritz88
03-24-2009, 11:38 AM
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Fritz88
03-24-2009, 11:39 AM
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Jilly
03-24-2009, 11:43 AM
Were you chewing gum when this happened?

yeah..no...I did have a cup of coffee in my hand though. It probably threw me off balance.

Count Alex's Losses
03-24-2009, 11:52 AM
These office videos are great. Is there a show?

sd4chiefs
03-24-2009, 11:58 AM
San Diego Chargers 2008 AFC West Champs. ROFL

DeezNutz
03-24-2009, 11:59 AM
No, Deez. It's my sister. She's a good sport. I wish I had had a chance to wear it skinny...

Just whipping shit, dude.

wutamess
03-24-2009, 12:13 PM
Apparently you're the true initial cause of the U.S. economy tanking since it appears you've been scamming on your taxes for the past 8 years when in reality ya should have been paying, so I'm glad to hear that you're really depressed...

Geez, you're worse than them AIG jugheads -- at least they got their bonus bucks by working for them!

Dumbass... We've went to an accountant EVERY year (since I don't know how to do my complicated taxes). The accountant we were going to fudged the numbers. We still would've gotten a refund but not as much in the previous years.

Futhermore, we made $30K + more this year than in recent years and still kept the same paycheck deductions.

In short GFY! I didn't scam anyone.

Donger
03-24-2009, 12:17 PM
Dumbass... We've went to an accountant EVERY year (since I don't know how to do my complicated taxes). The accountant we were going to fudged the numbers. We still would've gotten a refund but not as much in the previous years.

Futhermore, we made $30K + more this year than in recent years and still kept the same paycheck deductions.

In short GFY! I didn't scam anyone.

Spreading your wealth around feels pretty good, doesn't it?

Bowser
03-24-2009, 12:17 PM
People being stupid always cheers me up....

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Demonpenz
03-24-2009, 12:20 PM
I ususally sing the Sandford and sons theme like jd and turk off of scrubs

Jilly
03-24-2009, 12:23 PM
I ususally sing the Sandford and sons theme like jd and turk off of scrubs

YES!!!

petegz28
03-24-2009, 12:24 PM
- Aunt died on Sunday (Funeral Thursday).
- After 8 years of receiving at least $2k back in taxes wifey gets froggy and wants to go to HR Block this year ("WE SHOULD BE GETTING MORE" were her words:cuss:). We owe $6k.
- I've been having stomach problems and feeling like shit lately (hopefully it's not serious).
- Opening up another business (adding to the stress).
- Wife wants to sit down and talk about the medical bills we're going to have to owe. (possibly another $1-$2K:cuss:)
- and more...

The Epic thread provided some good laughs...
What you got?


What business are you opening?

petegz28
03-24-2009, 12:26 PM
I ususally sing the Sandford and sons theme like jd and turk off of scrubs

Fred Sanford.....Fred Sanford had a truck and a son.......and a son named Lamont!

wutamess
03-24-2009, 12:26 PM
Spreading your wealth around feels pretty good, doesn't it?

Not really pissed if someone else would benefit from "spreading my wealth". Just the selfishness in me wants to keep all my riches but it's the right thing to do.

But $6K:eek: in one wop?
Oh well... I think I'm over thinking everything instead of being more appreciative of what's actually going RIGHT in my world.

Time to focus on the positives.

wutamess
03-24-2009, 12:28 PM
What business are you opening?

Some may laugh but "tattooing".
Got my license. Already had artistic talent. Been apprenticing on the side since got laid off last year.
Already have licensed shop setup.

About ready to roll.
Should have a hefty return next year with all the deductions and less income this year (wife laid off).

Mr. Plow
03-24-2009, 12:32 PM
Good luck wutamess. Hopefully the business takes off.

wutamess
03-24-2009, 12:34 PM
Good luck wutamess. Hopefully the business takes off.

Thanks! Looks promising so far. We shall see. :thumb:

Jilly
03-24-2009, 12:35 PM
- Aunt died on Sunday (Funeral Thursday).
- After 8 years of receiving at least $2k back in taxes wifey gets froggy and wants to go to HR Block this year ("WE SHOULD BE GETTING MORE" were her words:cuss:). We owe $6k.
- I've been having stomach problems and feeling like shit lately (hopefully it's not serious).
- Opening up another business (adding to the stress).
- Wife wants to sit down and talk about the medical bills we're going to have to owe. (possibly another $1-$2K:cuss:)
- and more...

The Epic thread provided some good laughs...
What you got?

In all honesty, in moments of feeling this overwhelmed...my husband would always tell me, "Just chisel a toe, Jill." Meaning, you have this block of stone you have to make something out of and you have to start somewhere, so start with a toe and move up. All of this sucks, it really does, but somewhere there's a starting point to manage it. I hope that God or "whatever you might believe in" helps you to clarify what that is and what will be the most life giving, joy full part. Prayers for you. And we'll be here for you every step of the way.

DeezNutz
03-24-2009, 12:35 PM
Thanks! Looks promising so far. We shall see. :thumb:

May you adorn targets on the lower backs of many a hottie.

Good luck!

kysirsoze
03-24-2009, 12:43 PM
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kysirsoze
03-24-2009, 12:47 PM
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JASONSAUTO
03-24-2009, 12:49 PM
May you adorn targets on the lower backs of many a hottie.

Good luck!

BACKS? LOWER BACKS? the guy says he's going into tattoos and you think of backs?

kysirsoze
03-24-2009, 12:54 PM
????

Jilly
03-24-2009, 12:59 PM
????

WTF? There is a baby.

DeezNutz
03-24-2009, 01:03 PM
BACKS? LOWER BACKS? the guy says he's going into tattoos and you think of backs?

Yes. And the little whores bent over the table as he inks them.

These are the thoughts that go through my mind.

raybec 4
03-24-2009, 01:04 PM
????

Some would call it inappropriate to pop a chubby to a stripper with your daughter on your lap.Some folks are just plain prude.

Buck
03-24-2009, 01:04 PM
San Diego Chargers 2008 AFC West Champs. ROFL

Whats so funny about that?

The Truth hurts, I guess.

Baby Lee
03-24-2009, 01:14 PM
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They call that a SheWee in Britain, Top Gear talked about it on last night's episode.

blaise
03-24-2009, 01:34 PM
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Some curse words so be careful w/audio

wutamess
03-24-2009, 01:35 PM
Ironic thing is... I can't view vids at work anyways so I'm going to have a blast when I get home.

I was able to view the panda though so I guess they turned off Youtube after I got my thrill.

Micjones
03-24-2009, 01:44 PM
Ironic thing is... I can't view vids at work anyways so I'm going to have a blast when I get home.

I was able to view the panda though so I guess they turned off Youtube after I got my thrill.

I can't view YouTube videos here at work, but I can see those from Break.com.

nstygma
03-24-2009, 01:47 PM
these are pretty good:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5540885&postcount=1767
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5552153&postcount=1787

one is a dog's dream, and the other is just hilarious

Kerberos
03-24-2009, 03:58 PM
May you adorn targets on the lower backs of many a hottie.

Good luck!


Nothing like a good Tramp Stamp.....Ho Tag on a hottie. I agree :thumb:

oaklandhater
03-24-2009, 04:05 PM
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oaklandhater
03-24-2009, 04:07 PM
the best ever

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Micjones
03-24-2009, 04:17 PM
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damaticous
03-24-2009, 04:55 PM
Crazy penguins always cheer me up:

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HA! Reminds me of how I see Clathon after finally getting laid. :)

Valiant
03-24-2009, 05:48 PM
Have you ever seen in a girl in an oversized Boba Fett costume?

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Wow you did lose a lot of weight.. You went from a ugly troll, to a petite girl..

JASONSAUTO
03-24-2009, 05:57 PM
Yes. And the little whores bent over the table as he inks them.

These are the thoughts that go through my mind.

Nothing like a good Tramp Stamp.....Ho Tag on a hottie. I agree :thumb:

you guys cant think of better places he might get to tattoo?

Over-Head
03-24-2009, 08:14 PM
- Aunt died on Sunday (Funeral Thursday).
- After 8 years of receiving at least $2k back in taxes wifey gets froggy and wants to go to HR Block this year ("WE SHOULD BE GETTING MORE" were her words:cuss:). We owe $6k.
- I've been having stomach problems and feeling like shit lately (hopefully it's not serious).
- Opening up another business (adding to the stress).
- Wife wants to sit down and talk about the medical bills we're going to have to owe. (possibly another $1-$2K:cuss:)
- and more...

The Epic thread provided some good laughs...
What you got?

Had 2 past job's of 6 months plus finally tell me "hahahaha you still want paid?" out 2K, and it's only tuesday

Gracie Dean
03-24-2009, 08:16 PM
- Aunt died on Sunday (Funeral Thursday).
- After 8 years of receiving at least $2k back in taxes wifey gets froggy and wants to go to HR Block this year ("WE SHOULD BE GETTING MORE" were her words:cuss:). We owe $6k.
- I've been having stomach problems and feeling like shit lately (hopefully it's not serious).
- Opening up another business (adding to the stress).
- Wife wants to sit down and talk about the medical bills we're going to have to owe. (possibly another $1-$2K:cuss:)
- and more...

The Epic thread provided some good laughs...
What you got?

I am sorry. Sending positive sunshine your way!

Toad
03-25-2009, 08:19 PM
- Aunt died on Sunday (Funeral Thursday).
- After 8 years of receiving at least $2k back in taxes wifey gets froggy and wants to go to HR Block this year ("WE SHOULD BE GETTING MORE" were her words:cuss:). We owe $6k.
- I've been having stomach problems and feeling like shit lately (hopefully it's not serious).
- Opening up another business (adding to the stress).
- Wife wants to sit down and talk about the medical bills we're going to have to owe. (possibly another $1-$2K:cuss:)
- and more...

The Epic thread provided some good laughs...
What you got?

You need to butter HR Block's floors...