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SNR
03-26-2009, 02:05 PM
Tell me you guys never did anything like this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm

An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' 1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45596000/jpg/_45596188_house466300.jpg

Thig Lyfe
03-26-2009, 02:13 PM
Bravo.

Pestilence
03-26-2009, 02:14 PM
A year? Jesus.

It looks more like a missle with balls. What the hell is the line in the center for? It's not supposed to go all the way down the head.

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-26-2009, 02:14 PM
The next Tom Green.

CoMoChief
03-26-2009, 02:15 PM
When he gets back from traveling? LOL My dad would immediately send my ass a plane ticket with a note that said "vacation over, your ass is grass"

Alton deFlat
03-26-2009, 02:15 PM
Jeez, what a dick!

kysirsoze
03-26-2009, 02:15 PM
When he gets back from travelling? What a little bastard!

LMAO

Frazod
03-26-2009, 02:15 PM
That's awesome. LMAO

kysirsoze
03-26-2009, 02:16 PM
When he gets back from traveling? LOL My dad would immediately send my ass a plane ticket with a note that said "vacation over, your ass is grass"

beat me to it.

Rain Man
03-26-2009, 02:17 PM
Why would a guy draw a picture of male genitalia? A real man would draw female genitalia.

Lumpy
03-26-2009, 02:17 PM
ROFL That sure beats the "Go Huskers" b.s. that we deal w/ here in NE. He could have done better though... the damn thing looks like a torpedo!

Rain Man
03-26-2009, 02:18 PM
ROFL That sure beats the "Go Huskers" b.s. that we deal w/ here in NE. He could have done better though... the damn thing looks like a torpedo!


Now that you mention it, I think it is a torpedo.

PhillyChiefFan
03-26-2009, 02:27 PM
Well done sir. Well done.

seclark
03-26-2009, 02:29 PM
what's the sense in owning a 1million mansion in berkshire if you can't paint a dick on the roof?
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Miles
03-26-2009, 02:32 PM
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Superbad/superbad_movie_image__jonah_hill.jpg

Chiefless
03-26-2009, 02:41 PM
what's the sense in owning a 1million mansion in berkshire if you can't paint a dick on the roof?
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:D

Good one.

My first thought after reading the headline was why would an 18 year old go out on the roof of his parents house and put paint his wang? Something may be askew with my reading comprehension.

Frazod
03-26-2009, 02:42 PM
That's a rather odd looking roof, too. What's with the big gray area? Looks like a landing strip.

Bugeater
03-26-2009, 02:45 PM
That's a rather odd looking roof, too. What's with the big gray area? Looks like a landing strip.
It's a membrane roof, that part isn't steep enough for shingles.

Archie F. Swin
03-26-2009, 02:46 PM
if that's the best he can draw at age 17....I'm sorry, he's a retard

Frazod
03-26-2009, 02:50 PM
It's a membrane roof, that part isn't steep enough for shingles.

Obviously I've never lived in 1million mansion. :D

gblowfish
03-26-2009, 02:57 PM
In an earthquake, it vibrates!!

Buzz
03-26-2009, 03:07 PM
That took some balls!

Ultra Peanut
03-26-2009, 03:08 PM
At least he didn't paint one on his face.

http://j.photos.cx/joefacecock2-250.jpg

InChiefsHell
03-26-2009, 03:08 PM
I love how they are going to teach the little bastard a lesson by making him scrub it off AFTER he gets back from travelling...


...hey guys, somehow I don't think he's going to learn his lesson...

Demonpenz
03-26-2009, 03:24 PM
I would have drawn a vagina but then that would have attracted 40 foot dicks

Mr. Flopnuts
03-26-2009, 03:24 PM
A year? Jesus.

It looks more like a missle with balls. What the hell is the line in the center for? It's not supposed to go all the way down the head.

That's one fucked up circumcision.

Crush
03-26-2009, 03:32 PM
* If you have an erection that lasts for more than a year, please consult a physician.

Wile_E_Coyote
03-26-2009, 03:34 PM
Going to need a little lube for that chimney

RJ
03-26-2009, 03:38 PM
I smell a government cover up. That was obviously done by aliens. Notice the similarities to the Nazca Lines in Peru?

How far away is this Berkshire place from Stonehenge?

Crush
03-26-2009, 03:42 PM
I smell a government cover up. That was obviously done by aliens. Notice the similarities to the Nazca Lines in Peru?

How far away is this Berkshire place from Stonehenge?


I smell a SciFi Network Original Movie.

speak24
03-26-2009, 03:45 PM
Maybe that is what he is looking for on his travels...

chasedude
03-26-2009, 03:49 PM
Could be unfinished work?

<object width="425" height="344">


<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y80Deal6K00&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object>

Crush
03-26-2009, 03:56 PM
Could be unfinished work?

<object height="344" width="425">


<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y80Deal6K00&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></object>


LMAO

RJ
03-26-2009, 04:11 PM
Coincidence? I think not.


http://www.mysteriousbritain.co.uk/england/dorset/featured-sites/the-cerne-abbas-giant.html

Crush
03-26-2009, 04:15 PM
Coincidence? I think not.


http://www.mysteriousbritain.co.uk/england/dorset/featured-sites/the-cerne-abbas-giant.html


Where is Mulder and Sculley when you need them?

88TG88
03-26-2009, 04:19 PM
I would've drawn boobs.

Frazod
03-26-2009, 05:48 PM
I smell a SciFi Network Original Movie.

They'd have to construct a model - I doubt if they could afford to rent a 1million mansion.

epitome1170
03-26-2009, 05:56 PM
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Superbad/superbad_movie_image__jonah_hill.jpg

Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: What?
Seth: Draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: Dicks? Like a man dick?
Seth: Yes. Like a man dick.
[while you see Seth when he was a kid]
Seth: I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
Evan: That's fucked.
Seth: No shit. It's really fucked up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
[you see the kid Seth draw a lot of different dicks on different sheets of paper and see a gallery of his drawings one by one]
Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca.
Seth: Just listen. Okay?
[you see the kid Seth in a classroom]
Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden...
Kid: Pussy!
[walks by the kid Seth and pushes his notebook and his dick drawing off the desk, and it lands near kid Becca]
Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick?
Seth: Yeah. I know.
[kid Becca picks up the drawing he just did, looks at it for a second, sees that it's a dick, and screams her head off and runs to the teacher]
Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out.
[you see more of his dick drawings one by one]
Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay.

Buehler445
03-26-2009, 06:19 PM
ROFL. That are funny.

Mile High Mania
03-26-2009, 06:23 PM
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Ultra Peanut
03-26-2009, 07:10 PM
Super Bad: Super Cock Drawings *Hilarious*
Old School: Dust in the Wind *Kind of Funny and Sad All at the Same Time*
Howie Mandel: Putting a Latex Glove on My Head *Not Hilarious*

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 07:56 PM
The offender must have baby potatoes instead of taters.

SNR
03-27-2009, 12:02 AM
It went undiscovered for a year. I want know how they found out. Did a crop-duster see it and knock on their door and say, "You DO know there's a dick on your roof, right?"

T-post Tom
03-27-2009, 12:13 AM
Well now that his mom's seen it, is he qualified for Directshun's casino cash?

Thig Lyfe
03-27-2009, 12:18 AM
Well now that his mom's seen it, is he qualified for Directshun's casino cash?

The exchange rate's terrible right now.

T-post Tom
03-27-2009, 12:25 AM
The exchange rate's terrible right now.


Good point.