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Dicky McElephant
03-26-2009, 03:45 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510746,00.html

Michigan Man Sentenced to 90 Days in Prison for Sex Act With Car Wash Vacuum

SAGINAW, Mich. A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court.

Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 03:46 PM
Most of us are kidding when we say we want a woman who can suck chrome off a bumper or a grapefruit through a garden hose.

Frazod
03-26-2009, 03:47 PM
That sucks.

L.A. Chieffan
03-26-2009, 03:47 PM
sucks for him

Dartgod
03-26-2009, 03:54 PM
He's gone from suck to blow!

Gonzo
03-26-2009, 03:58 PM
That is most certainly a high pressure situation.

Woodrow Call
03-26-2009, 03:59 PM
That's a stiff sentence.

seclark
03-26-2009, 04:00 PM
hopefully he'll learn from this and buy his own vacuum.
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Gonzo
03-26-2009, 04:03 PM
hopefully he'll learn from this and buy his own vacuum.
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Car wash vacuums aren't worth a shit anyways, fuggin teases. As soon as you're ready to blow your load, they shut off and you have to put in another dollar.

gblowfish
03-26-2009, 04:03 PM
Threads like this is why I love the CP so much.

mikey23545
03-26-2009, 04:06 PM
Gross.

I hope he was practicing safe vacuuming.

seclark
03-26-2009, 04:07 PM
Car wash vacuums aren't worth a shit anyways, fuggin teases. As soon as you're ready to blow your load, they shut off and you have to put in another dollar.

a dollar??? they only cost 50cents around here. you're getting f@cked!
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Delano
03-26-2009, 04:08 PM
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/vacuum-cleaner-sex.jpg

Gonzo
03-26-2009, 04:09 PM
a dollar??? they only cost 50cents around here. you're getting f@cked!
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I won't stick my junk in some cheap whore of a vacuum dude. You can get diseases that way. Pay for the dollar vacs and I can guarantee you won't get a dusty dick.

Not to mention you walk away with a strawberry scented nutsack.

InChiefsHell
03-26-2009, 04:10 PM
Car wash vacuums aren't worth a shit anyways, fuggin teases. As soon as you're ready to blow your load, they shut off and you have to put in another dollar.

The trick is to overpay, so it will last longer...or so I've heard...

Crush
03-26-2009, 05:04 PM
At least he got laid.

Crush
03-26-2009, 05:06 PM
Gross.

I hope he was practicing safe vacuuming.


Don't worry. I am pretty sure that he saw the PSA, Vacuum Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer.

boogblaster
03-26-2009, 08:29 PM
Never stickie in public suck hole ...

Hog Farmer
03-26-2009, 09:42 PM
Now this is funny !!!!!!