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Iowanian
03-26-2009, 06:15 PM
You've found my button.

Perhaps its that I spent the day in the hospital with a dying relative and am just irritable and upon logging in was greated with this in my message box...Perhaps its that I'm tired of cyber-toughguys offering to kick my ass.

Today 10:12 AMDarth CarlSatan

Iowanian,
You are such a ****ing pussy. You are absolutely ****ing worthless, you are a child, you are a bitch, and I sincerely hope I cross paths with you at a game or elsewhere, so I can do the world a favor, and beat the living **** out of you.


My official response is that you can go **** yourself. Why don't you drive your ass north tonight, cawk sucker?

I have never been a big fan of bullshit offers.

Delano
03-26-2009, 06:18 PM
I'd pay good money to see that douchebag get his three teeth knocked out.

Don't mess up his 1980's hair though, he pays good money for the styling.

the Talking Can
03-26-2009, 06:18 PM
only real pussies make back channel threats

doomy3
03-26-2009, 06:18 PM
I'd pay good money to see that douchebag get his three teeth knocked out.

Don't mess up his 1980's hair though, he pays good money for the styling.

THIS. x100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-26-2009, 06:19 PM
:popcorn:

Buck
03-26-2009, 06:20 PM
Yes!

KcMizzou
03-26-2009, 06:21 PM
It was only a matter of time.

Guy's obnoxious.

Sure-Oz
03-26-2009, 06:21 PM
Can't we all just get along?!

doomy3
03-26-2009, 06:21 PM
What thread started this anyway?

He is a gigantic douche in every thread, but what thread caused his "threat?"

Skip Towne
03-26-2009, 06:22 PM
DCS isn't tall enough to ride this ride.

L.A. Chieffan
03-26-2009, 06:22 PM
darth is da coolest guys cmon

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-26-2009, 06:22 PM
Honestly if that kind of stuff isn't bannable I don't know what is.

DaFace
03-26-2009, 06:22 PM
It was only a matter of time.

Guy's obnoxious.

He's a weird case. He never does anything that's really "wrong," but he irritates the hell out of me. I just can't figure out what he adds to the board other than increasing the overall use of smileys by around 300%.

Buehler445
03-26-2009, 06:23 PM
What?

Did I miss something? The last thing I knew you guys were jabbering about CAD or something. Have you been arguing about other things?

Buck
03-26-2009, 06:23 PM
So, iowanian

What did you say to piss him off?

L.A. Chieffan
03-26-2009, 06:23 PM
:cuss::):clap::clap::cuss::cuss::eek::doh!::doh!::spock::spock::spock::evil::evil::evil::rolleyes::r olleyes::rolleyes::mad::mad:/darth

The Bad Guy
03-26-2009, 06:24 PM
What a fucking scumbag.

I used to think he added something to this board.

However, the only thing he's become good at is sucking off Hamas in every post he can.

The Bad Guy
03-26-2009, 06:24 PM
He's a weird case. He never does anything that's really "wrong," but he irritates the hell out of me. I just can't figure out what he adds to the board other than increasing the overall use of smileys by around 300%.

He follows Hamas around licking his taint.

That's what he does.

L.A. Chieffan
03-26-2009, 06:25 PM
I LIKE RITZ CRAKERS EAT RITZ CRAKERSROFLROFL:spock::spock::evil::mad::shake::shake::eek::eek::cuss::cuss::clap::doh!:/ darth

Delano
03-26-2009, 06:26 PM
BTW - sorry about your relative Iowanian.

Simply Red
03-26-2009, 06:26 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/wwktv5.jpg

L.A. Chieffan
03-26-2009, 06:27 PM
HAHAHA POLLY WANT CRAKER DIE TRUE FANROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL:clap::D:D:D:D

Frazod
03-26-2009, 06:27 PM
This should be fun. :popcorn:

DaFace
03-26-2009, 06:27 PM
HAHAHA POLLY WANT CRAKER DIE TRUE FANROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL:clap::D:D:D:D

Don't forget the unnecessary YouTube vids!

MTG#10
03-26-2009, 06:28 PM
This needed to be made public why?

KcMizzou
03-26-2009, 06:28 PM
Don't forget the unnecessary YouTube vids!Hey now, that one hits kinda close to home. :D

kstater
03-26-2009, 06:28 PM
He follows Hamas around licking his taint.

That's what he does.

Come on, he provides top quality photoshops such as:

Delano
03-26-2009, 06:28 PM
Don't forget the unnecessary YouTube vids!

And the completely bizarre and irrelevant collages he makes in Microsoft Paint.

Buck
03-26-2009, 06:29 PM
LOL @ DaFace making fun of DCS.

For some reason that makes me laugh.

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 06:29 PM
I want your soul, I'll eat your children.


I'm 5'8" of angry mutherfucker.

Enter the Dragon.

When I get tired....
I'll fart in your mouth while you're gasping for air and light it when you exhale...you'll breath fire.

I'll know its you when you show me your Jules-wallet.


Don't forget to practice your Judy-Chop.

DaFace
03-26-2009, 06:29 PM
I'm half tempted to just ban him. Threats are a bannable offense, after all.

But then, a good old fashion pile on is just as fun.

KcMizzou
03-26-2009, 06:30 PM
LOL @ DaFace making fun of DCS.

For some reason that makes me laugh.Because DaFace never makes fun of anybody. That, right there, says a lot.

DaFace
03-26-2009, 06:31 PM
LOL @ DaFace making fun of DCS.

For some reason that makes me laugh.

Eh, I haven't made it a secret that he annoys me. I just have to separate my personal feelings on the issue and my mod actions. Just cuz I'm a mod doesn't mean I have to be everybody's friend. :D

Buck
03-26-2009, 06:31 PM
Because DaFace never makes fun of anybody. That, right there, says a lot.

Pretty much.

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 06:31 PM
So, iowanian

What did you say to piss him off?


Apparently a neg rep about his take on unions.

He's a worthless cunt and has been needling me for a while now.


I've never been a big fan of being threatened.

I'm probably working with a quick fuse today, but this has awoken a monster I've let sleep for a while.

I wish you were here darth.

MTG#10
03-26-2009, 06:31 PM
I'm half tempted to just ban him. Threats are a bannable offense, after all.

But then, a good old fashion pile on is just as fun.

Do you have the ability to read other's PM's? If not I dont think you should ban him unless he admits to sending it. Could just be Iowanian's cry for attention.

Buehler445
03-26-2009, 06:31 PM
Sorry to hear about your relative Iowanian.

DaFace
03-26-2009, 06:32 PM
Because DaFace never makes fun of anybody. That, right there, says a lot.

Perhaps. There are a select few who rub me the wrong way, but you're right that I typically keep it to myself.

DaFace
03-26-2009, 06:33 PM
Do you have the ability to read other's PM's? If not I dont think you should ban him unless he admits to sending it. Could just be Iowanian's cry for attention.

Oh, I'm not going to. There are worse threats that go unpunished around here.

Though Iowanian could always report the post. Then we can read it.

Buck
03-26-2009, 06:33 PM
Do you have the ability to read other's PM's? If not I dont think you should ban him unless he admits to sending it. Could just be Iowanian's cry for attention.

Its in Iowanian's Public Profile.

Not a PM

KcMizzou
03-26-2009, 06:33 PM
Do you have the ability to read other's PM's? If not I dont think you should ban him unless he admits to sending it. Could just be Iowanian's cry for attention.I highly doubt that.

Delano
03-26-2009, 06:34 PM
Do you have the ability to read other's PM's? If not I dont think you should ban him unless he admits to sending it. Could just be Iowanian's cry for attention.

It's a visitor message on Iowanian's profile.

MTG#10
03-26-2009, 06:34 PM
Its in Iowanian's Public Profile.

Not a PM

Still dont see why this was made public.

kstater
03-26-2009, 06:34 PM
Do you have the ability to read other's PM's? If not I dont think you should ban him unless he admits to sending it. Could just be Iowanian's cry for attention.

ROFL

:shake:

doomy3
03-26-2009, 06:35 PM
Still dont see why this was made public.

You must be the only guy on this board that likes that douche.

Delano
03-26-2009, 06:35 PM
Still dont see why this was made public.

It was already public, on a .... public profile.

Buck
03-26-2009, 06:35 PM
Still dont see why this was made public.

It was in his Public Profile, fair game, if you ask me.

KcMizzou
03-26-2009, 06:35 PM
Still dont see why this was made public.Uh, "Public" profile...

MTG#10
03-26-2009, 06:36 PM
ROFL

:shake:
What? He's an attention whore of the worst kind. A "holier than thou" attention whore.

Simply Red
03-26-2009, 06:36 PM
fuck popcorn! I'm going to Wendy's.

L.A. Chieffan
03-26-2009, 06:36 PM
damn im hungry too

MTG#10
03-26-2009, 06:37 PM
Uh, "Public" profile...

I meant this thread. If he had something to say he could have just PM'ed him. But then he wouldnt be getting all of this attention.

Frazod
03-26-2009, 06:37 PM
It's a visitor message on Iowanian's profile.

Funny how Iowanian chose not to post the part of the message that set him off.

L.A. Chieffan
03-26-2009, 06:37 PM
charcoal arugula?

Simply Red
03-26-2009, 06:38 PM
charcoal arugula?

only if it comes w/ J&B, so I can pour it inside Lydia's asshole.

L.A. Chieffan
03-26-2009, 06:40 PM
only if it comes w/ J&B, so I can pour it inside Lydia's asshole.

id prefer a corona to sip on while i flex in my floor length mirror

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 06:40 PM
Yeah...I cry for attention all of the time. You can add yourself to the the town roster of gofuckyourselfville too.


Could just be Iowanian's cry for attention.

Baconeater
03-26-2009, 06:41 PM
Well, if nothing else this might shut him up for a while.

Skip Towne
03-26-2009, 06:41 PM
Still dont see why this was made public.

Because DCS is a doosh who threatened a board favorite. Do everybody a favor and ban him DaFace.

Delano
03-26-2009, 06:41 PM
Funny how Iowanian chose not to post the part of the message that set him off.

Well.. I suppose since DCS made Iowanian's neg rep public:

NEG REP BITCH COMMENT #3.275
"Not surprised you'd be a big fan of promotions not based on merrit but tenure, and a union to cover your every f up".

Pretty tame comment. Nothing like the angry rant DCS went on.

L.A. Chieffan
03-26-2009, 06:41 PM
Because DCS is a doosh who threatened a board favorite. Do everybody a favor and ban him DaFace.

dont ban him, his dooshiness is comic relief

KcMizzou
03-26-2009, 06:42 PM
Well, if nothing else this might shut him up for a while.
Doubtful.

Buehler445
03-26-2009, 06:42 PM
Funny how Iowanian chose not to post the part of the message that set him off.


He said it was a neg rep comment he left on their discussion about Unions.

I see your point though.

MTG#10
03-26-2009, 06:44 PM
Yeah...I cry for attention all of the time. You can add yourself to the the town roster of go****yourselfville too.

Aww that hurt. You showed me.

luv
03-26-2009, 06:45 PM
I'd like to thank Iowanian for sharing this. I much prefer my drama on here than in real life.

Frazod
03-26-2009, 06:45 PM
Pretty tame comment. Nothing like the angry rant DCS went on.

Agreed, it was a bit over the top. But not unlike myself, or Skip, Iowanian does have a way getting under one's skin.

It's not like DCS lashed out a Rainman or Guru.

Sure-Oz
03-26-2009, 06:45 PM
I'd like to thank Iowanian for sharing this. I much prefer my drama on here than in real life.

Someone needs a toasty torpedo

MTG#10
03-26-2009, 06:46 PM
Well.. I suppose since DCS made Iowanian's neg rep public:



Pretty tame comment. Nothing like the angry rant DCS went on.

Yeah its a lot nicer than his dickhole neg rep drive-by's.

Skip Towne
03-26-2009, 06:46 PM
dont ban him, his dooshiness is comic relief

I'd had enough of his "comedy" his first day.

luv
03-26-2009, 06:46 PM
Because DCS is a doosh who threatened a board favorite. Do everybody a favor and ban him DaFace.

What if he threatened someone who wasn't a board favorite?

luv
03-26-2009, 06:46 PM
I'd had enough of his "comedy" his first day.

Let's ban him because Skip doesn't like him!!!

KcMizzou
03-26-2009, 06:47 PM
Someone needs a toasty torpedoLMAO

Sounds like a euphemism.

Delano
03-26-2009, 06:48 PM
Yeah its a lot nicer than his dickhole neg rep drive-by's.

It sounds like you want to make something public. Go ahead, brah.

Sure-Oz
03-26-2009, 06:48 PM
LMAO

Sounds like a euphemism.

I like it.LMAO

KcMizzou
03-26-2009, 06:48 PM
Let's ban him because Skip doesn't like him!!!I don't really dislike the guy. But I do think he's obnoxious.

If he'd just tone it down about 14 notches, he'd be fine.

Pants
03-26-2009, 06:48 PM
Aww that hurt. You showed me.

Iowanian provides 117 times more flavor to this board than you and is one of the most likable members of this board, I suggest you shut the fuck up.

As far as DCS goes, he's a little piece of shit that tries to post in analogies and metaphors and fails miserably as he is never funny - just annoying. Stupid fuck deserves a pile on, and if he gets banned, I don't think too many people besides MTG here will be dissapointed.

luv
03-26-2009, 06:49 PM
Someone needs a toasty torpedo

Does that mean what I think it means?

MTG#10
03-26-2009, 06:49 PM
The sad thing is I agree with Iowanian about unions, politics, and just about every other thing he posts. I just cant stand his holier than thou attitude.

Sure-Oz
03-26-2009, 06:50 PM
Does that mean what I think it means?

It's however you want to take ito:-)

L.A. Chieffan
03-26-2009, 06:50 PM
Does that mean what I think it means?

it's a sub from quiznos

Frazod
03-26-2009, 06:50 PM
Iowanian provides 117 times more flavor to this board than you and is one of the most likable members of this board, I suggest you shut the fuck up.

As far as DCS goes, he's a little piece of shit that tries to post in analogies and metaphors and fails miserably as he is never funny - just annoying. Stupid fuck deserves a pile on, and if he gets banned, I don't think too many people besides MTG here will be dissapointed.

I like him. And the fact that you don't makes me like him just a little bit more.

Baconeater
03-26-2009, 06:50 PM
Let's ban him because Skip doesn't like him!!!
Works for me.

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 06:50 PM
Funny how Iowanian chose not to post the part of the message that set him off.

The quote of the rep I sent him is there, still in the public profile.

It turns out, nothing in my comment is threatening him.

I'm not surprised though,you've got a history of insinuations of ass kickings too.

MTG#10
03-26-2009, 06:51 PM
Iowanian provides 117 times more flavor to this board than you and is one of the most likable members of this board, I suggest you shut the **** up.

As far as DCS goes, he's a little piece of shit that tries to post in analogies and metaphors and fails miserably as he is never funny - just annoying. Stupid **** deserves a pile on, and if he gets banned, I don't think too many people besides MTG here will be dissapointed.

Why would I shut up? Do you honestly think I care what you or anyone else on the intraweb thinks about me? ROFL I dont give two shits about DCS either so no I wouldnt be disappointed.

Skip Towne
03-26-2009, 06:51 PM
Let's ban him because Skip doesn't like him!!!

It looks like a lot of people don't like him.

kstater
03-26-2009, 06:51 PM
Does that mean what I think it means?

It's relatively tame. Site NSFW {in case anyone doesn't know)http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toasty+torpedo

Delano
03-26-2009, 06:52 PM
Someone needs a toasty torpedo

Not doing that again. That burned.

Jenson71
03-26-2009, 06:53 PM
lets just hug it out, bitches

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 06:53 PM
Man, how come nobody ever threatens to kick my ass via PM? What am I doing wrong?

Frazod
03-26-2009, 06:53 PM
The quote of the rep I sent him is there, still in the public profile.

It turns out, nothing in my comment is threatening him.

I'm not surprised though,you've got a history of insinuations of ass kickings too.

Sort of like you've got a history of provoking others and then trying to (loudly and publicly) play the butthurt innocent victim when they fight back.

I believe that's known as dishing it out but not taking it very well.

Pants
03-26-2009, 06:53 PM
I like him. And the fact that you don't makes me like him just a little bit more.

Yeah, he's like a franzied Kotter on crack that can't stop spewing nonsensical bullshit and is also a mizzou fan. What's not to like?

Sure-Oz
03-26-2009, 06:54 PM
Not doing that again. That burned.

ROFL

Jenson71
03-26-2009, 06:54 PM
BTW, it's about time we made Skip a mod around here.

epitome1170
03-26-2009, 06:54 PM
DCS, like everyone else on this board, can be annoying, but at times (granted it fewer times than most) he does contribute to the board.

Everyone just needs to lighten up. The point of the board is to entertain and inform. You will meet people on here you will disagree with and people you always agree with.

If someone offends you, grow up. (If someone seriously threatens you, that is a different story.)


-Says the Lurker

KcMizzou
03-26-2009, 06:55 PM
BTW, it's about time we made Skip a mod around here.Oh Dear God... The carnage would be devastating. LMAO

DenverDanChiefsFan
03-26-2009, 06:56 PM
I'd had enough of his "comedy" his first day.This. You know it has to be douchecarlsatan to get me to agree with skip

luv
03-26-2009, 06:56 PM
It's relatively tame. Site NSFW {in case anyone doesn't know)http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toasty+torpedo

This is what was going through my mind, actually. And I'm not saying whether I need it or not.

I like how they put a poorly picked name for a Quiznos sandwich. LMAO

Baconeater
03-26-2009, 06:57 PM
Man, how come nobody ever threatens to kick my ass via PM? What am I doing wrong?
Do you have private messaging enabled? I hate it when I try to send a threatening PM to someone and they have it shut off.

kstater
03-26-2009, 06:57 PM
Do you have private messaging enabled? I hate it when I try to send a threatening PM to someone and they have it shut off.

I hope so, other wise I wasted a good minute of my life threating him.

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 06:58 PM
Do you have private messaging enabled? I hate it when I try to send a threatening PM to someone and they have it shut off.lmao

I usually do have mine turned off.

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 06:58 PM
I hope so, other wise I wasted a good minute of my life threating him.Jenson's was more convincing.

Sure-Oz
03-26-2009, 06:58 PM
IS this thread going anywhere

epitome1170
03-26-2009, 06:58 PM
lmao

I usually do have mine turned off.

THat's ok... you can do in Rep as well.

luv
03-26-2009, 06:58 PM
BTW, it's about time we made Skip a mod around here.

Please no. I'd be banned in no time. :(

HC_Chief
03-26-2009, 06:59 PM
Man, how come nobody ever threatens to kick my ass via PM? What am I doing wrong?

To be perfectly honest, we're all scared shitless of you, keg. You are like Chuck f***ing Norris. You are so fast you can run around the planet and punch yourself in the back of the head.

Frazod
03-26-2009, 06:59 PM
This must be fashionable fight, it's drawn out the finest people.

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 07:00 PM
So Iowanian, what's the story with the relative? You doing okay?

HC_Chief
03-26-2009, 07:00 PM
This must be fashionable fight, it's drawn out the finest people.

It's my Island.

Baconeater
03-26-2009, 07:00 PM
Please no. I'd be banned in no time. :(
He said Skip, not Saul.

DaFace
03-26-2009, 07:00 PM
IS this thread going anywhere

Doesn't look like it. DCS has been posting in other threads in the past few minutes, but didn't post here, so he either didn't see the thread or he's choosing to ignore it.

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 07:01 PM
To be perfectly honest, we're all scared shitless of you, keg. You are like Chuck f***ing Norris. You are so fast you can run around the planet and punch yourself in the back of the head.Damn right. Don't fuck with the keg.

Actually I probably would be more likely to hit myself in a fight, but that's another conversation.

Delano
03-26-2009, 07:01 PM
Doesn't look like it. DCS has been posting in other threads in the past few minutes, but didn't post here, so he either didn't see the thread or he's choosing to ignore it.

He's cycling through his subscribed threads.

Baconeater
03-26-2009, 07:01 PM
Doesn't look like it. DCS has been posting in other threads in the past few minutes, but didn't post here, so he either didn't see the thread or he's choosing to ignore it.
I'm guessing it's the latter.

Frazod
03-26-2009, 07:02 PM
Doesn't look like it. DCS has been posting in other threads in the past few minutes, but didn't post here, so he either didn't see the thread or he's choosing to ignore it.

Which in itself is rather amusing. It's like he wants to see where everybody stands.

Baconeater
03-26-2009, 07:02 PM
He's cycling through his subscribed threads.
People actually use that feature?

kstater
03-26-2009, 07:03 PM
Doesn't look like it. DCS has been posting in other threads in the past few minutes, but didn't post here, so he either didn't see the thread or he's choosing to ignore it.
Time to use your mod powers. Have him choose between getting banned and coming to the thread.

MTG#10
03-26-2009, 07:03 PM
I'm guessing it's the latter.

DCS loves to argue, no way he would ignore this thread.

Count Zarth
03-26-2009, 07:03 PM
I like DCS but this is crossing a line.

I like him enough that I'm willing to give him a second chance. But only if he apologizes to Iowanian.

Delano
03-26-2009, 07:04 PM
People actually use that feature?

Generally, when he loses a debate or doesn't like the direction a thread is taking, he makes a comment like:

"I'm taking my dumbass out of here and unsubscribing to this thread."

MTG#10
03-26-2009, 07:04 PM
God I wish the Mizzou game would hurry up and start.

Baconeater
03-26-2009, 07:04 PM
Which in itself is rather amusing. It's like he wants to see where everybody stands.
Yep.

http://s5.tinypic.com/v6ndhy.jpg

KcMizzou
03-26-2009, 07:05 PM
God I wish the Mizzou game would hurry up and start.This!

Delano
03-26-2009, 07:06 PM
Yep.

http://s5.tinypic.com/v6ndhy.jpg

He is no doubt multi quoting all 'the haters' and finding an appropriate (to him) youtube video to post at the end.

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 07:06 PM
Agreed, it was a bit over the top. But not unlike myself, or Skip, Iowanian does have a way getting under one's skin.

It's not like DCS lashed out a Rainman or Guru.


I admit I find myself in a fair amount of dustups, of which I'm a willing participant.

In 9 years on this board, I've never threatened anyone. Tonight, I'm in a particularly bad mood, for good reason. I came to the board to read some football stuff, to gather my thoughts and clear my head, and upon logging in "ding! I'm going to kick your ass at a game".

While it would be pretty damn easy for me to last out at every non-fan that drops in here, I'm going to not try to do that. You and I have our history, thats fine, I'm not looking to fued with you tonight.. MTG is pissed off because I think he's a prick for using the word retard, and not caring who hears it, if they themselves are not in fact afflicted.



I've had enough of these types of threats that always arive in a PM, Email, and now a visitor message. I can't exactly deal with this shit here, the way I always have in real life.

Frazod
03-26-2009, 07:06 PM
I like DCS but this is crossing a line.

I like him enough that I'm willing to give him a second chance. But only if he apologizes to Iowanian.

I'm pretty sure you'll get laid before that happens.

htismaqe
03-26-2009, 07:07 PM
To be perfectly honest, we're all scared shitless of you, keg. You are like Chuck f***ing Norris. You are so fast you can run around the planet and punch yourself in the back of the head.

Scared shitless?

More like completely weirded-out. Like Tim Curry in RHPS...

Frazod
03-26-2009, 07:09 PM
I admit I find myself in a fair amount of dustups, of which I'm a willing participant.

In 9 years on this board, I've never threatened anyone. Tonight, I'm in a particularly bad mood, for good reason. I came to the board to read some football stuff, to gather my thoughts and clear my head, and upon logging in "ding! I'm going to kick your ass at a game".

While it would be pretty damn easy for me to last out at every non-fan that drops in here, I'm going to not try to do that. You and I have our history, thats fine, I'm not looking to fued with you tonight.. MTG is pissed off because I think he's a prick for using the word retard, and not caring who hears it, if they themselves are not in fact afflicted.



I've had enough of these types of threats that always arive in a PM, Email, and now a visitor message. I can't exactly deal with this shit here, the way I always have in real life.

As I said, I thought it was over the top. Just not unprovoked.

I like DCS, but were I a mod, I would give him a temp ban. Rules are rules.

luv
03-26-2009, 07:10 PM
I admit I find myself in a fair amount of dustups, of which I'm a willing participant.

In 9 years on this board, I've never threatened anyone. Tonight, I'm in a particularly bad mood, for good reason. I came to the board to read some football stuff, to gather my thoughts and clear my head, and upon logging in "ding! I'm going to kick your ass at a game".

While it would be pretty damn easy for me to last out at every non-fan that drops in here, I'm going to not try to do that. You and I have our history, thats fine, I'm not looking to fued with you tonight.. MTG is pissed off because I think he's a prick for using the word retard, and not caring who hears it, if they themselves are not in fact afflicted.



I've had enough of these types of threats that always arive in a PM, Email, and now a visitor message. I can't exactly deal with this shit here, the way I always have in real life.

Due to the nature of your current mood, I'm not going to point out the typos in this post. :D

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 07:10 PM
Scared shitless?

More like completely weirded-out. Like Tim Curry in RHPS...You're all intimidated. The women want me and the men want to be me.

luv
03-26-2009, 07:12 PM
You're all intimidated. The women want me and the men want to be me.

I can think of maybe one woman who wants you. :p

BigRedChief
03-26-2009, 07:13 PM
I thought threats of physical violence were a bannable offense?

DaKCMan AP
03-26-2009, 07:14 PM
I don't have anything to add, but figure I'd make an appearance.

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 07:14 PM
I can think of maybe one woman who wants you.My fake girl account doesn't count.

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 07:14 PM
The sad thing is I agree with Iowanian about unions, politics, and just about every other thing he posts. I just cant stand his holier than thou attitude.

Try reading my posts in Paul Harvey's voice, maybe that will help.

You're obviously buttsore about the rep comment the other day, where I said you were a dickhole for insisting that using the word retard would only hurt someone that was retarded and you'd continue to do what you want. I stand by my assessment of that conversation.


What is it with so many of you that can't move on? 9/10 times I may have a strong disagreement with a poster today, and I'm done with it by tomorrow. Try writing my name on the paneling in washable lipstick instead of permanent marker unless you're sure I'm spongeworthy.

DaFace
03-26-2009, 07:15 PM
I thought threats of physical violence were a bannable offense?

They are. I was hoping he'd stop by for a nice little pile on, but they're not near as fun wen the pile-ee doesn't show.

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 07:15 PM
I don't have anything to add, but figure I'd make an appearance.You make the board a better place just by being on it. Your radiance is a beacon to us all.

Say, when are you going to start paying me for that? Wasn't it 20 bucks per post?

Delano
03-26-2009, 07:15 PM
I thought threats of physical violence were a bannable offense?

Here is the bannable offense listed in Chiefsplanet FAQ:

Threats

Physically threatening other members, or posting private information such as home address or phone numbers.

htismaqe
03-26-2009, 07:16 PM
I can think of maybe one woman who wants you. :p

You should learn to be more discrete about such things. Now the whole board knows you want to jump him.

luv
03-26-2009, 07:16 PM
What is it with so many of you that can't move on? 9/10 times I may have a strong disagreement with a poster today, and I'm done with it by tomorrow. Try writing my name on the paneling in washable lipstick instead of permanent marker unless you're sure I'm spongeworthy.

Yeah. I was shocked when you started giving me positive rep. I felt like I was starting to do something right.

wild1
03-26-2009, 07:17 PM
Internet toughguys are a very special kind of pussy.

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 07:17 PM
You should learn to be more discrete about such things. Now the whole board knows you want to jump him.That's just because I described myself as a sexual moonbounce on another thread.

Ultra Peanut
03-26-2009, 07:17 PM
maybe you should make a thread about it

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 07:17 PM
Man, how come nobody ever threatens to kick my ass via PM? What am I doing wrong?

I know the reason. You beat up on yourself often enough, there is little room for anyone else to get a boot in edgewise.

luv
03-26-2009, 07:17 PM
You should learn to be more discrete about such things. Now the whole board knows you want to jump him.

LMAO

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 07:18 PM
I know the reason. You beat up on yourself often enough, there is little room for anyone else to get a boot in edgewise.Good point.

KcMizzou
03-26-2009, 07:19 PM
That's just because I described myself as a sexual moonbounce on another thread.LMAO

KcMizzou
03-26-2009, 07:20 PM
What is it with so many of you that can't move on? 9/10 times I may have a strong disagreement with a poster today, and I'm done with it by tomorrow.Grudges are for girls.

DaKCMan AP
03-26-2009, 07:20 PM
You make the board a better place just by being on it. Your radiance is a beacon to us all.

Say, when are you going to start paying me for that? Wasn't it 20 bucks per post?

I thought the deal was you'd pay me $20 per post for the distinct honor of posting about my greatness. :D

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 07:20 PM
booger wins:when my spaceship lands the green ninjas will twist your nipples and you will not like it. Maybe you will. We shall see!!!!That's the winning i'm gonna kick yer ass rep for tonight.

htismaqe
03-26-2009, 07:20 PM
I know the reason. You beat up on yourself often enough, there is little room for anyone else to get a boot in edgewise.

I'm not sure about that. I mean look at him. Who'd feel right picking on THAT?

htismaqe
03-26-2009, 07:21 PM
I thought the deal was you'd pay me $20 per post for the distinct honor of posting about my greatness. :D

Suck it, bitch.

wild1
03-26-2009, 07:21 PM
I used to moderate on another board, nothing like this, but still fairly active.

We only ever banned a handful of people, I want to say less than 10 in about 5 years. All but one of them were for this crap. In my opinion that is bannable and should be acted on every time.

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 07:22 PM
I'm not sure about that. I mean look at him. Who'd feel right picking on THAT?Also a good point.

Except that nobody can look at me.

But I'll let it stand.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-26-2009, 07:22 PM
Internet toughguys are a very special kind of pussy.

Leave big daddy out of this.

Delano
03-26-2009, 07:22 PM
booger wins:That's the winning i'm gonna kick yer ass rep for tonight.

Awesome. ROFL

DaFace
03-26-2009, 07:23 PM
That's just because I described myself as a sexual moonbounce on another thread.

Serious story. I have an uncle who managed to get in early with a company that grew like crazy between maybe 1990 and 1995. He ended up a VP of the company as they were bringing in about $2 billion per year in revenues. Eventually, they restructure, and he's let go, but gets a decent severance package.

Anyway, since then he's been an entrepreneur all over the place. He and his wife run a carriage tour business in a historic city, and he opened up a radiator business a year later. Lately, though, he's decided that radiators weren't for him, so he's opened...

A moonbounce business. He owns like 25 of them and rents them out. And is doing pretty well with it from what I hear.

Katipan
03-26-2009, 07:23 PM
I know I wouldn't have a problem kicking Iowanni's ass.

DaKCMan AP
03-26-2009, 07:23 PM
Suck it, bitch.

Sorry, keg's offer of $20/post was higher than yours.

htismaqe
03-26-2009, 07:24 PM
I know I wouldn't have a problem kicking Iowanni's ass.

I think there's several guys here that would LOVE to have you kick their ass. NTTAWWT

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 07:25 PM
It's my Island.

The Almighty says that I'm going to be fine, but he says You're fooooked.

DaKCMan AP
03-26-2009, 07:25 PM
I know I wouldn't have a problem kicking Iowanni's ass.

Are you watching yourself on tv?

htismaqe
03-26-2009, 07:25 PM
Also a good point.

Except that nobody can look at me.

But I'll let it stand.

"I'm NOT an animal!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/Joseph_Carey_Merrick.png/225px-Joseph_Carey_Merrick.png

Frazod
03-26-2009, 07:25 PM
We had the makings of a great cyber-rumble, and now it got all funny and touchy-feely. I HATE THAT

:cuss:










LMAO

Baconeater
03-26-2009, 07:25 PM
We had the makings of a great cyber-rumble, and now it got all funny and touchy-feely. I HATE THAT

:cuss:




LMAO
Stay tuned, Darth's profile now says he's replying to this thread.

luv
03-26-2009, 07:26 PM
We had the makings of a great cyber-rumble, and now it got all funny and touchy-feely. I HATE THAT

:cuss:










LMAO

Especially now that Katipan's here.

Frazod
03-26-2009, 07:26 PM
Stay tuned, Darth's profile says he's replying to this thread.

Oh shit :eek:

Guru
03-26-2009, 07:26 PM
You've found my button.

Perhaps its that I spent the day in the hospital with a dying relative and am just irritable and upon logging in was greated with this in my message box...Perhaps its that I'm tired of cyber-toughguys offering to kick my ass.




My official response is that you can go **** yourself. Why don't you drive your ass north tonight, cawk sucker?

I have never been a big fan of bullshit offers.Now we just need Simplex, Frazod and Endelt on his ass. Hilarity would ensue.ROFL

htismaqe
03-26-2009, 07:26 PM
Especially now that Katpan's here.

He said touchy-feely and you immediately bring up the only other female in the room.

Again, not very discrete.

MTG#10
03-26-2009, 07:27 PM
Stay tuned, Darth's profile now says he's replying to this thread.
The suspense is killing me.

luv
03-26-2009, 07:27 PM
He said touchy-feely and you immediately bring up the only other female in the room.

Again, not very discrete.

Like you guys wouldn't want her getting touchy-feely with you.

Frazod
03-26-2009, 07:28 PM
He said touchy-feely and you immediately bring up the only other female in the room.

Again, not very discrete.

I'm thinking naughty thoughts now. :)

htismaqe
03-26-2009, 07:28 PM
Like you guys wouldn't want her getting touchy-feely with you.

Not me, I'm not into S&M. She's too "tough" for me.

DaKCMan AP
03-26-2009, 07:29 PM
Like you guys wouldn't want her getting touchy-feely with you.

That's still uncertain.

MTG#10
03-26-2009, 07:29 PM
Like you guys wouldn't want her getting touchy-feely with you.

I dont even know what she looks like.

redsurfer11
03-26-2009, 07:29 PM
Yeah. I was shocked when you started giving me positive rep. I felt like I was starting to do something right.

Iowanian gave me negative rep once. Its like a Badge of Honor here at the Planet.

Frazod
03-26-2009, 07:30 PM
That's still uncertain.

I've met her. It isn't.

Darth CarlSatan
03-26-2009, 07:30 PM
You've found my button.

Perhaps its that I spent the day in the hospital with a dying relative and am just irritable and upon logging in was greated with this in my message box...Perhaps its that I'm tired of cyber-toughguys offering to kick my ass.




My official response is that you can go **** yourself. Why don't you drive your ass north tonight, cawk sucker?

I have never been a big fan of bullshit offers.

First, let me say that I am truly sorry about your relative, and I do mean that.

Second, I apologize for taking it too far in terms of the physical threats. It's against the rules( so I've now learned ), it's not right for the board, and it was the wrong move.

Now, you like to dig, poke, and prod just as much as anyone else on this board. And when you do those things, you should not act surprised or offended when I or anyone else digs back. That's life, that's how it works, and that's how this boards rolls.

And to the rest of the haters:

It looks like I'm hated by all the right people. And you know what? I can live with that.

Delano
03-26-2009, 07:30 PM
I dont even know what she looks like.

The only thing more anticipated than DCS' next post is a picture of Katipan.

wild1
03-26-2009, 07:31 PM
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that Darth CarlSatan is sexually attracted to members of his own gender.

rad
03-26-2009, 07:31 PM
.

booger
03-26-2009, 07:32 PM
booger wins:That's the winning i'm gonna kick yer ass rep for tonight.

hope i wasn't being too direct.:D

boogblaster
03-26-2009, 07:32 PM
No touchie no fever ... or stingin' head ....

DaKCMan AP
03-26-2009, 07:32 PM
I've met her. It isn't.

No offense, but our standards are probably different.

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 07:33 PM
Dig back all you want.

Threaten me in person and I'll scissor kick you in the jejunum and curb stomp a bumble bee into your labia.

Skip Towne
03-26-2009, 07:33 PM
I'm not sure about that. I mean look at him. Who'd feel right picking on THAT?

:LOL:

Frazod
03-26-2009, 07:34 PM
No offense, but our standards are probably different.

No, I factored your pretty-boyness into the equation. She's hot.

DaKCMan AP
03-26-2009, 07:35 PM
No, I factored your pretty-boyness into the equation. She's hot.

I still choose to reserve judgment, but good to know.

Delano
03-26-2009, 07:36 PM
No, I factored your pretty-boyness into the equation.

Funny shit, man.

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 07:36 PM
No offense, but our standards are probably different.

Stop fluffing your guido blow haircut in my thread, you lou Ferrigno-eyebrowed-abercrombie-American. STUNTAZZZZZZZZZZZ OUT!

DaKCMan AP
03-26-2009, 07:37 PM
Stop fluffing your guido blow haircut in my thread, you lou Ferrigno-eyebrowed-abercrombie-American. STUNTAZZZZZZZZZZZ OUT!

That's the Iowanian we all know.

MTG#10
03-26-2009, 07:37 PM
as much as I would love to continue reading this thread, the Mizzou game is getting ready to start.

DaKCMan AP
03-26-2009, 07:37 PM
as much as I would love to continue reading this thread, the Mizzou game is getting ready to start.

The wha? ;)

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 07:39 PM
I know I wouldn't have a problem kicking Iowanni's ass.

You just might be the next one to get the opportunity.


Your ass looks fat in those zubba pants.

kstater
03-26-2009, 07:39 PM
First, let me say that I am truly sorry about your relative, and I do mean that.

Second, I apologize for taking it too far in terms of the physical threats. It's against the rules( so I've now learned ), it's not right for the board, and it was the wrong move.

Now, you like to dig, poke, and prod just as much as anyone else on this board. And when you do those things, you should not act surprised or offended when I or anyone else digs back. That's life, that's how it works, and that's how this boards rolls.

And to the rest of the haters:

It looks like I'm hated by all the right people. And you know what? I can live with that.

You're a big loser.

WilliamTheIrish
03-26-2009, 07:39 PM
This must be fashionable fight, it's drawn out the finest people.

It's MY E'land!!!

Delano
03-26-2009, 07:40 PM
Iowanian uses his Icy Hot Stuntaz smaque like Curt Schilling uses his split-finger.

WilliamTheIrish
03-26-2009, 07:40 PM
It's my Island.

LMAO I never even looked to the next post.

SPchief
03-26-2009, 07:41 PM
Has the fight started yet?

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 07:42 PM
Iowanian uses his Icy Hot Stuntaz smaque like Curt Schilling uses his split-finger.


NO....Think of it more like a Kenny Powers fastball at a car dealership.

If I'm effing IN, You're Effing OUT!

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kenny-powers.jpg

luv
03-26-2009, 07:42 PM
Has the fight started yet?

Who the hell are you?

booger
03-26-2009, 07:44 PM
Has the fight started yet?

HSIGATHPO

Katipan
03-26-2009, 07:47 PM
You just might be the next one to get the opportunity.


Your ass looks fat in those zubba pants.

Is it April yet my darling drooling neanderthal?

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 07:48 PM
I dont even know what she looks like.I envision her as mr. miyagi's head on daniel larusso's body.

booger
03-26-2009, 07:48 PM
HSIGATHPO

aka

Hopefully Soon I Got A Turtle Head Poking Out

Delano
03-26-2009, 07:49 PM
aka

Hopefully Soon I Got A Turtle Head Poking Out

WTF. ROFL

SPchief
03-26-2009, 07:49 PM
Who the hell are you?

A figment of peoples imagination

DaFace
03-26-2009, 07:51 PM
A figment of peoples imagination

Is the word "figment" ever used in a context other than that phrase? :hmmm:

Katipan
03-26-2009, 07:52 PM
I envision her as mr. miyagi's head on daniel larusso's body.

Strike that. Reverse it.

luv
03-26-2009, 07:53 PM
Is the word "figment" ever used in a context other than that phrase? :hmmm:

WTF? You're making us think?

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 07:54 PM
Io wanian must be Italian. The box says "FRA-GeeeeeeeILE"

DaKCMan AP
03-26-2009, 07:54 PM
WTF? You're making us think?

He's spending too much time with RM.

Katipan
03-26-2009, 07:56 PM
Io wanian must be Italian. The box says "FRA-GeeeeeeeILE"

I always envisioned you in the guido look.

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 08:00 PM
I'm probably more of a Notre Dame logo, minus the cool shoes, hat and chin strap.

A total puss. You might expect to see me in a black turtle neck and lensless horn-rimmed glasses, wistfully sipping cappuccino in the most sophisticated java hut as I use my mac to google insults to use and muse about the strife of females in Darfur.

booger
03-26-2009, 08:01 PM
WTF. ROFL

after that it turns into BRBGGTAW

or

Be Right Back Gotta Go Take A Wendler

Katipan
03-26-2009, 08:05 PM
I'm probably more of a Notre Dame logo, minus the cool shoes, hat and chin strap.

A total puss. You might expect to see me in a black turtle neck and lensless horn-rimmed glasses, wistfully sipping cappuccino in the most sophisticated java hut as I use my mac to google insults to use and muse about the strife of females in Darfur.

I think Waterloo is too dangerous for you.

KcFanInGA
03-26-2009, 08:09 PM
Wow. You know, I come on here to talk about everyday shit with my fellow Chiefs fans, which makes living in GA a little better. Looks like some people come on here to be Billy Bad-Asses, or just to be dicks. I recommend a strong joint fully of Willie Nelson's finest, and then come on here to post.

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 08:11 PM
The east side scared the shit out of me when I was 14.

Baconeater
03-26-2009, 08:11 PM
Wow. You know, I come on here to talk about everyday shit with my fellow Chiefs fans, which makes living in GA a little better. Looks like some people come on here to be Billy Bad-Asses, or just to be dicks. I recommend a strong joint fully of Willie Nelson's finest, and then come on here to post.
We already have that position filled by a Goofie Newfie.

Deberg_1990
03-26-2009, 08:13 PM
I havent been keeping up with the CP drama like i used to lately.

Did DCS go by another name here before? Or is he a newbie?

Katipan
03-26-2009, 08:15 PM
The east side scared the shit out of me when I was 14.

Thats the North side right? Yeah I don't go past downtown very often. But it's not very scary... During the day.

Skip Towne
03-26-2009, 08:20 PM
I havent been keeping up with the CP drama like i used to lately.

Did DCS go by another name here before? Or is he a newbie?

He's a n00b dumbass. Everything you don't want to be.

Buehler445
03-26-2009, 08:21 PM
I havent been keeping up with the CP drama like i used to lately.

Did DCS go by another name here before? Or is he a newbie?

I believe he is a n00b.

Some thought a dupe, but I don't think it's right.

JASONSAUTO
03-26-2009, 08:22 PM
I believe he is a n00b.

Some thought a dupe, but I don't think it's right.

i'm pretty sure he was another name first, maybe only for a day

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 08:23 PM
The good news is, I've come down at least 1 defcon.

Grasshoppers(if they were out now) would no longer be in danger of having their wings pulled off and being thrown into a pond full of hungry bluegill.

Rain Man
03-26-2009, 08:36 PM
You want me to beat him up for you, Iowanian? You just say the word and I'll do it.

Delano
03-26-2009, 08:38 PM
You want me to beat him up for you, Iowanian? You just say the word and I'll do it.

Settle this matter by Jezzball duel.

Rain Man
03-26-2009, 08:43 PM
Settle this matter by Jezzball duel.



We will meet at dawn.

Baconeater
03-26-2009, 08:44 PM
Shit just got real.

MIAdragon
03-26-2009, 08:45 PM
JFC I always miss the good shit!

bdeg
03-26-2009, 08:49 PM
LMAO I knew a kid with a BMF wallet

And the judy chop clips were great

whoa i was way behind on this

mikey23545
03-26-2009, 08:52 PM
I like DCS but this is crossing a line.

I like him enough that I'm willing to give him a second chance. But only if he apologizes to Iowanian.

Afraid of losing your secret identity?

Kyle DeLexus
03-26-2009, 08:53 PM
Second, I apologize for taking it too far in terms of the physical threats. It's against the rules( so I've now learned ), it's not right for the board, and it was the wrong move.

I don't have a problem with anyone on the board, but I just don't believe that you didn't know it was against the rules.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=197439

In that thread you went off, and I can't remember the details(they aren't in the OP anymore so I apologize if I'm off) but I believe there was some kind of bet or physical threat involved?

J Diddy
03-26-2009, 08:53 PM
sorry to hear about your relative

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 08:58 PM
You want me to beat him up for you, Iowanian? You just say the word and I'll do it.

Can I borrow a cup of hot soup for protection at my next game?

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 08:59 PM
Shit just got real.

Thats nothing!

A couple of weeks ago, I feared a duel with jdiddy was going to come down to jousting at dawn with tricycles and pool cues(big end out).

Much to my relief, his bigwheel was in the shop.

Bwana
03-26-2009, 09:00 PM
Internet toughguys are a very special kind of pussy.

Indeed, little internet Rambos are a waste of keyboard energy.

Iowanian
03-26-2009, 09:03 PM
Its alright bwana. I've been watchin' alot of chuck norris and jeeen clad vandame movies, and practicin their moves. I think I gottem' down pretty good.

Allow me to demonstrate. Hold this board, away from your face so you don't get hurt like last time.

You gottchur JUDY-Chop! (ow!) You gochur kung fu chop. You gochur sideways chop....

XXXshogunXXX
03-26-2009, 09:03 PM
Hey guys, just calm down. This is the internet, someone could really get hurt. ahahaa

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 09:09 PM
Allow me to demonstrate. Hold this board, away from your face so you don't get hurt like last time.

You gottchur JUDY-Chop! (ow!) You gochur kung fu chop. You gochur sideways chop....You've been watching an excerpt from Iowanian's wedding night video. Yours for only 19.95.

luv
03-26-2009, 09:09 PM
He said Skip, not Saul.

congratulations Darth 03-26-2009 09:55 PM Skip Towne Shut your pie hole fat fuk

Now do you believe me?

Bwana
03-26-2009, 09:11 PM
Its alright bwana. I've been watchin' alot of chuck norris and jeeen clad vandame movies, and practicin their moves. I think I gottem' down pretty good.

Allow me to demonstrate. Hold this board, away from your face so you don't get hurt like last time.

You gottchur JUDY-Chop! (ow!) You gochur kung fu chop. You gochur sideways chop....

Very nice! I think you are ready for for the one on one with the internet bad ass known as.................Darth.

Baconeater
03-26-2009, 09:13 PM
congratulations Darth 03-26-2009 09:55 PM Skip Towne Shut your pie hole fat fuk

Now do you believe me?
Oh, I had no idea Skip had issues with you. You never seem to complain about him.

luv
03-26-2009, 09:15 PM
Oh, I had no idea Skip had issues with you. You never seem to complain about him.

He does, and I'm not really sure why. Maybe he's intimidated by fat chicks? It's okay, I won't be one by the end of the year.

Skip Towne
03-26-2009, 09:17 PM
Oh, I had no idea Skip had issues with you. You never seem to complain about him.

She's been taking little shots at me for awhile now. She seems to think I'm going to take it. I'm not.

luv
03-26-2009, 09:19 PM
She's been taking little shots at me for awhile now. She seems to think I'm going to take it. I'm not.

Dude. You dish it out to me all the time. So what if I try to throw a little back?

Count Zarth
03-26-2009, 09:20 PM
First, let me say that I am truly sorry about your relative, and I do mean that.

Second, I apologize for taking it too far in terms of the physical threats. It's against the rules( so I've now learned ), it's not right for the board, and it was the wrong move.

Now, you like to dig, poke, and prod just as much as anyone else on this board. And when you do those things, you should not act surprised or offended when I or anyone else digs back. That's life, that's how it works, and that's how this boards rolls.

And to the rest of the haters:

It looks like I'm hated by all the right people. And you know what? I can live with that.

Thank you.

88TG88
03-26-2009, 09:30 PM
She's been taking little shots at me for awhile now. She seems to think I'm going to take it. I'm not.

Dude. You dish it out to me all the time. So what if I try to throw a little back?

Shit just got real.

oh snap

DaneMcCloud
03-26-2009, 09:33 PM
Sorry to hear about the family matter, Mr. Iowanian.

keg in kc
03-26-2009, 09:33 PM
oh snapI'm sensing some underlying sexual tension. Maybe luv digs older men.

DeezNutz
03-26-2009, 09:38 PM
This thread should give GoChiefs an apt preview of the day he finally gets his cherry popped.

Lots of build up, and an unsatisfying resolution.