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mikeyis4dcats.
03-27-2009, 04:49 PM
Guess she didn't love his nuts....

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Gonzo
03-27-2009, 04:54 PM
He told the bitch to buy a sham-wow...Maybe the hooker used the sham-wow to clean up the mess he left in her hair?

the possibilities of this story are endless.
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keg in kc
03-27-2009, 04:58 PM
She should've bought one of these:

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Fish
03-27-2009, 05:01 PM
"See you can put a rock in it.... give the ShamWow a twist.. see how easy I did that. Now take it and WHAM... perfect for beating hookers!"

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8411/0327092sham1awm4566254.jpg

Miles
03-27-2009, 05:09 PM
Guess its confirmed that his last name was made up.

Bugeater
03-27-2009, 05:14 PM
What the hell, is he wearing a hospital gown in that mug shot, or are those his jammies?

Jerm
03-27-2009, 05:16 PM
Damn he looks rough in that pic lol.

I wonder if Billy Mays hired the hooker?

Tribal Warfare
03-27-2009, 05:29 PM
What the hell, is he wearing a hospital gown in that mug shot, or are those his jammies?

He looks like Dan Akroyd when he was at the police department

TinyEvel
03-27-2009, 05:38 PM
I'd hit it.

(that's right, a little battered hooker pun for the peeps)

Miles
03-27-2009, 05:49 PM
So the whole thing about hookers and not kissing is apparently true in this instance. Must not have loved his nuts?

Miles
03-27-2009, 05:51 PM
I'd hit it.

(that's right, a little battered hooker pun for the peeps)

Damn lighting can be a bitch. Almost looks like two different people.

88TG88
03-27-2009, 05:52 PM
I'd hit it.

(that's right, a little battered hooker pun for the peeps)

not bad

Bwana
03-27-2009, 06:00 PM
Guess she didn't love his nuts....

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

From the look of the mug shot, I would say it was the other way around. He looks like he took a good old out behind the barn ass whoopn.

KcMizzou
03-27-2009, 06:24 PM
From the look of the mug shot, I would say it was the other way around. He looks like he took a good old out behind the barn ass whoopn.Yeah, looks to me like she got the better end of things.

KC_Connection
03-27-2009, 06:33 PM
She probably didn't like his nuts.

Hydrae
03-27-2009, 06:38 PM
Damn lighting can be a bitch. Almost looks like two different people.

The top looks different between the two shots as well. :shrug:

KcMizzou
03-27-2009, 06:40 PM
The top looks different between the two shots as well. :shrug:It appears to be on backwards and inside out in the first pic.

CaptainMorgan
03-27-2009, 06:40 PM
why the hell would you kiss a hooker?

Almost as ill advised as Bryant McKinnie going down on one.

redhed
03-27-2009, 06:50 PM
The top looks different between the two shots as well. :shrug:

Prolly a pic from a previous bust, unless she's a "first-timer".

Fish
03-27-2009, 07:17 PM
ShamWow even soaks up blood and hooker fluids.....

redhed
03-27-2009, 07:39 PM
"I can't do this all day."

"Those Germans make great stuff."

:D
Dang. It still works, but now they take on an enitirely diff tone.

Kyle DeLexus
03-27-2009, 08:08 PM
Prolly a pic from a previous bust, unless she's a "first-timer".

WINNER! Her mugs are from 2 previous arrests so neither are current.

Iowanian
03-27-2009, 08:16 PM
The top looks different between the two shots as well. :shrug:


"(she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005)."

alanm
03-27-2009, 08:52 PM
I'd hit it.

(that's right, a little battered hooker pun for the peeps)
He had to be f*cking wasted to offer a $1000 dollars for her. :spock:

cabletech94
03-27-2009, 08:59 PM
"Cause we're gonna make America Healthy Again"!!!!!

loves it!!!!!!!!

Crush
03-27-2009, 09:03 PM
Good job, Vince, you now have the herpes.

Crush
03-27-2009, 09:04 PM
"Cause we're gonna make America Healthy Again"!!!!!

loves it!!!!!!!!



.... with one violent confrontation with a hooker at a time.