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KChiefs1
03-28-2009, 07:53 PM
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/mccarthys%20ex%20reveals%20bedroom%20secrets_1098891

Jim Carrey is one happy guy!:D

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Busty actress/model JENNY MCCARTHY's (http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/mccarthys%20ex%20reveals%20bedroom%20secrets_1098891#) ex has revealed he misses nights of passion with the star - because she was "a freak in the sack".

Actor/director John Asher, who was married to MCCarthy from 1999 to 2005, feels sure his ex-wife's current beau, Jim Carrey (http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/mccarthys%20ex%20reveals%20bedroom%20secrets_1098891#), is having the time of his life in the bedroom - because the actress really knows how to spice up sex.

Asher revealed his ex liked threesomes and once even invited three other "naughty sweet young girls" to join them for sex in a recent ConwayAndWhitman.com interview.

He said, "She'd be the subject of most of the attention, but always kept me in the mix. Jenny was a freak in the sack and beyond.

"There are some things that she's done where I've thought, 'No other woman will ever do that.' It's a helluva show."

Asher reveals his marriage ended when the couple's son Evan was diagnosed with autism and needed his mum's full-time attention.

The writer/director explains, "When something traumatic happens to a child, it either pulls the parents together or drives them apart."
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Delano
03-28-2009, 07:55 PM
Awesome article.. until the last two sentences.

I WILTED.

BWillie
03-28-2009, 07:59 PM
So basically he's saying she's a shitty mom and likes the dick

pr_capone
03-28-2009, 08:09 PM
So basically he's saying she's a shitty mom and likes the dick

What part of that made you think that she was a shitty mom?

Her kid is autistic... not dead because she put him in a microwave.

Tribal Warfare
03-28-2009, 08:10 PM
Giggity

Dicky McElephant
03-28-2009, 08:12 PM
He basically just proved that he's a douchebag and a worthless father.

KChiefs1
03-28-2009, 08:12 PM
So basically he's saying she's a shitty mom and likes the dick

Actually, I think it's basically saying that Asher was a shitty dad & was willing to give up his sexy wife & son because she was giving too much attention to their son who has autism.

Count Alex's Losses
03-28-2009, 08:26 PM
You could always see it in her eyes.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c1/Jenny_McCarthy_at_E3_2006.jpg/459px-Jenny_McCarthy_at_E3_2006.jpg

Sure-Oz
03-28-2009, 08:33 PM
he was only with her to fuck her

DeezNutz
03-28-2009, 08:34 PM
She and the ex did an interview with Stern several years ago and Jenny mentioned that she'd given her husband "the best blowjob of his life."

This was in response to a question Stern asked the husband like, "When did you know you wanted to get married?" She answered for him.

Sounded pretty logical to me.

Delano
03-28-2009, 08:35 PM
I always used to beat off to her on Singled Out. Delicious tits.

Friendo
03-28-2009, 08:49 PM
She and the ex did an interview with Stern several years ago and Jenny mentioned that she'd given her husband "the best blowjob of his life."

This was in response to a question Stern asked the husband like, "When did you know you wanted to get married?" She answered for him.

Sounded pretty logical to me.

even if it wasn't, gotta looove that self-confidence factor!

T-post Tom
03-28-2009, 08:50 PM
Conversely, Billy Bob Thorton says Angelina was a bad lay.

rockymtnchief
03-28-2009, 08:51 PM
A good blow job and a woman with her own money is always grounds for marriage.

KcMizzou
03-28-2009, 08:52 PM
Conversely, Billy Bob Thorton says Angelina was a bad lay.Sounds bitter. He should be thrilled that he ever got the chance to hit that.

T-post Tom
03-28-2009, 08:55 PM
Sounds bitter. He should be thrilled that he ever got the chance to hit that.

I prefer brunettes, but I'd hit Jenny before Jolie.

Count Alex's Losses
03-28-2009, 08:55 PM
The point lost in this thread is that Asher got Jenny in her prime years. From age 26 to 32. Absolutely perfect. Is he still single or banging another hottie in her prime?

T-post Tom
03-28-2009, 09:00 PM
The point lost in this thread is that Asher got Jenny in her prime years. From age 26 to 32. Absolutely perfect. Is he still single or banging another hottie in her prime?

"Prime"? Little do you know. No offense.

Count Alex's Losses
03-28-2009, 09:07 PM
A woman is in her sexual prime around that age. And her body hasn't yet begun to deteriorate. Jenny's looking a little haggard these days...she's been ridden hard.

Valiant
03-28-2009, 09:13 PM
A woman is in her sexual prime around that age. And her body hasn't yet begun to deteriorate. Jenny's looking a little haggard these days...she's been ridden hard.

Seriously do you know anything from experience or just what you read about??

rockymtnchief
03-28-2009, 09:13 PM
A woman is in her sexual prime around that age. And her body hasn't yet begun to deteriorate. Jenny's looking a little haggard these days...she's been ridden hard.

You have much to learn. Women under 30 are fun to test drive. Women over 30 are the ones take home.

BWillie
03-28-2009, 09:17 PM
You have much to learn. Women under 30 are fun to test drive. Women over 30 are the ones take home.

I don't agree. And I've test drove many. Most of the younger women I night actually want to please you. The older you get, women figure out that they have the power of the vagina, and get smarter. At least that is my experience. Not that there is really much of a difference sexually over older and younger women. I'm speaking in age ranges of 18-35 though.

rockymtnchief
03-28-2009, 09:28 PM
I don't agree. And I've test drove many. Most of the younger women I night actually want to please you. The older you get, women figure out that they have the power of the vagina, and get smarter. At least that is my experience. Not that there is really much of a difference sexually over older and younger women. I'm speaking in age ranges of 18-35 though.
I've dated women in their 20's and years later hooked up with them in their 30's. They were more into the sex and way less worried about their hair/make-up/ass/etc... Plus, you don't have to hold their ears anymore:D

RJ
03-28-2009, 10:02 PM
So basically he's saying she's a shitty mom and likes the dick


Sounds to me like she likes the pussy.

NTTAWWT.

StcChief
03-28-2009, 10:08 PM
Jenny looks like a freak in sack..... Angelina never did.

melbar
03-28-2009, 10:47 PM
I saw an interview where Jenny said that Carry now knows more about autism than she does. He's completely thrown himself into fatherhood in a dificult situation.

I bet he is well rewarded for his selflessness too...

Tribal Warfare
03-29-2009, 12:01 AM
I bet he is well rewarded for his selflessness too...

Carey has a daughter who's 21 years old too so the guy knows how to be a parent.

Buehler445
03-29-2009, 12:26 AM
Carey has a daughter who's 21 years old too so the guy knows how to be a parent.

Hmmm. Didn't know that. I fear I may start respecting the guy.

I remember an interview with him where he talked about depression and love and marriage, and he really seemed to have a good head on his shoulders.

Fairplay
03-29-2009, 12:29 AM
A woman is in her sexual prime around that age. And her body hasn't yet begun to deteriorate. Jenny's looking a little haggard these days...she's been ridden hard.


I like how you judge a female's look but you have had your dick wet yet.

That is really sad man.

wazu
03-29-2009, 12:33 AM
Hmmm. Didn't know that. I fear I may start respecting the guy.

I remember an interview with him where he talked about depression and love and marriage, and he really seemed to have a good head on his shoulders.

I have a friend who actually got to attend Jim Carrey's birthday party about 10 years ago. There were only like 12 people there, and it was her first time meeting him. She said he was a nice guy.

Fairplay
03-29-2009, 12:37 AM
I have a friend who actually got to attend Jim Carrey's birthday party about 10 years ago. There were only like 12 people there, and it was her first time meeting him. She said he was a nice guy.



Is your friend Dane McCloud?

Count Alex's Losses
03-29-2009, 12:47 AM
I have a friend who actually got to attend Jim Carrey's birthday party about 10 years ago.

Did he light a fart on fire and throw peanuts in his face?

Count Alex's Losses
03-29-2009, 12:47 AM
I like how you judge a female's look but you have had your dick wet yet.

That is really sad man.

I got a BJ last week dude. Does that count? :)

DeezNutz
03-29-2009, 12:51 AM
I got a BJ last week dude. Does that count? :)

*

KcMizzou
03-29-2009, 12:52 AM
I got a BJ last week dude. Does that count? :)Bill Clinton says, "No."

DeezNutz
03-29-2009, 12:53 AM
Bill Clinton says, "No."

Slick Willy let his swimmers fly.

GoChiefs got his dick a little moist. No ending = *.

Count Alex's Losses
03-29-2009, 01:08 AM
LOOK, IT WAS WET! OK! MOISTURE UPON PHALLUS! COUNTS!

rockymtnchief
03-29-2009, 01:10 AM
LOOK, IT WAS WET! OK! MOISTURE UPON PHALLUS! COUNTS!

I haven't found proof on youtube yet.

Jenson71
03-29-2009, 01:11 AM
Human female, gochiefs?

Count Alex's Losses
03-29-2009, 01:12 AM
YES ASS NUGGET

Sure-Oz
03-29-2009, 01:15 AM
congrats

DeezNutz
03-29-2009, 01:16 AM
LOOK, IT WAS WET! OK! MOISTURE UPON PHALLUS! COUNTS!

It was your first minor league hit. Still waiting for The Show.

KC_Connection
03-29-2009, 01:18 AM
I have a friend who actually got to attend Jim Carrey's birthday party about 10 years ago. There were only like 12 people there, and it was her first time meeting him. She said he was a nice guy.
Carrey was born very close to where I'm from. He's Canadian. We're all nice guys. :)

KcMizzou
03-29-2009, 01:25 AM
Carrey was born very close to where I'm from. He's Canadian. We're all nice guys. :)Heheh... yeahhh. :spock:

:D

T-post Tom
03-29-2009, 01:27 AM
Human female, gochiefs?
YES ASS NUGGET

So Nick's "assignment" surgery went well? Congrats. :)

KC_Connection
03-29-2009, 01:27 AM
Heheh... yeahhh. :spock:

:D
I could always be worse. I could be Skip.

KcMizzou
03-29-2009, 01:28 AM
I could always be worse. I could be Skip.I actually like Skip. We get along.

Weird, I know.

KC_Connection
03-29-2009, 01:33 AM
I actually like Skip. We get along.

Weird, I know.
I didn't know he got along with anybody. This is shocking.

KcMizzou
03-29-2009, 01:38 AM
I didn't know he got along with anybody. This is shocking.He's not as mean as he likes to pretend. He's just a cranky old fart.

KC_Connection
03-29-2009, 01:42 AM
He's not as mean as he likes to pretend. He's just a cranky old fart.
He can also be a huge dick, too, but okay. Insert your "most hated KU fan" in my previous statement.

KcMizzou
03-29-2009, 01:44 AM
He can also be a huge dick, too, but okay. Insert your "most hated KU fan" in my previous statement.Right now it'd have to be Vanilla Thunder. And I used to like the little twerp.

Jenson71
03-29-2009, 01:59 AM
I didn't know he got along with anybody. This is shocking.

Skip and I are friends. I think he likes any poster who signed up before 2003.

KC_Connection
03-29-2009, 02:02 AM
Skip and I are friends. I think he likes any poster who signed up before 2003.
Yeah he seems to hate the noobs like myself. ROFL

Frazod
03-29-2009, 02:17 AM
Skip and I are friends. I think he likes any poster who signed up before 2003.

I can assure you, that is not the case.

Count Alex's Losses
03-29-2009, 02:24 AM
He can also be a huge dick, too, but okay. Insert your "most hated KU fan" in my previous statement.


Did someone say HUGE DICK?

KCChiefsMan
03-29-2009, 03:30 AM
I always used to beat off to her on Singled Out. Delicious tits.

oooh ya! I loved that show only because of her

MTG#10
03-29-2009, 07:57 AM
Is your friend Dane McCloud?

ROFL

EyePod
03-29-2009, 08:04 AM
So basically he's saying she's a shitty mom and likes the dick

And pussy!

Baby Lee
03-29-2009, 10:54 AM
Does McCarthy have something coming out in the near future, because this screams PR makeover.
"Oh noes!!! We have this McCarthy vehicle set to launch this summer, and everyone thinks of her as an activist mommy, not a hottie."

mikeyis4dcats.
03-29-2009, 11:25 AM
Does McCarthy have something coming out in the near future, because this screams PR makeover.
"Oh noes!!! We have this McCarthy vehicle set to launch this summer, and everyone thinks of her as an activist mommy, not a hottie."

weak...

I'm sure she's proud as a mother that everyone knows she had a 5 way lesbo orgy.

Delano
03-29-2009, 11:28 AM
*

Fantastic. ROFL

Ari Chi3fs
03-29-2009, 01:25 PM
I got a BJ last week dude. Does that count? :)

the blonde or the latina? congrats... you are one step closer to the Poonathon!

mikeyis4dcats.
03-29-2009, 01:26 PM
the blonde or the latina? congrats... you are one step closer to the Poonathon!

probably a dude with blonde highlights.

CoMoChief
03-29-2009, 01:37 PM
Shes gonna be one of the women thats still gonna be really hot when shes like 60, and there are only a few in this world.

whoman69
03-29-2009, 01:43 PM
Human female, gochiefs?

Methinks it was auto-fellatio.

No goatsie, it doesn't count when you give yourself a hummer.

seclark
03-29-2009, 01:52 PM
Methinks it was auto-fellatio.

No goatsie, it doesn't count when you give yourself a hummer.

.

Mile High Mania
03-29-2009, 02:16 PM
Inflatable women don't count either.

Count Alex's Losses
03-29-2009, 03:22 PM
the blonde or the latina? congrats... you are one step closer to the Poonathon!

Neither. An 18-year old brunette. :fire:

DeezNutz
03-29-2009, 03:26 PM
:fire:

DCS?!?

I knew it!

Bowser
03-29-2009, 03:36 PM
Neither. An 18-year old brunette. :fire:

Did you blow the back of her head off?

RedNeckRaider
03-29-2009, 03:38 PM
I got a BJ last week dude. Does that count? :)

Bullshit! had that happened we would be reading a gochiefs got married thread. You are the guy that will marry the first chick who lets you get your stick wet.

Count Alex's Losses
03-29-2009, 03:41 PM
Bullshit! had that happened we would be reading a gochiefs got married thread. You are the guy that will marry the first chick who lets you get your stick wet.

Absolutely not. I am smarter than that.

RedNeckRaider
03-29-2009, 03:45 PM
Absolutely not. I am smarter than that.

I hope so

Mecca
03-29-2009, 03:48 PM
A thread about Jenny McCarthy has turned into Claythan and sex, I'm disappointed.

RedNeckRaider
03-29-2009, 03:49 PM
A thread about Jenny McCarthy has turned into Claythan and sex, I'm disappointed.

As you should be! ROFL

DeezNutz
03-29-2009, 03:50 PM
Back to the original topic, I find it hard to believe that Angelina, with those lips, couldn't be more than adequate.

Mecca
03-29-2009, 03:52 PM
Back to the original topic, I find it hard to believe that Angelina, with those lips, couldn't be more than adequate.

Maybe she's one of those hot chicks who feels she can just lay there and not try.

DeezNutz
03-29-2009, 03:54 PM
Maybe she's one of those hot chicks who feels she can just lay there and not try.

That's definitely possible.

Mouth open and teeth back, with those lips, could do justice for a little while, though.

Fairplay
03-29-2009, 03:56 PM
:eek:

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bowener
03-29-2009, 04:44 PM
And I share a birthday with her, and Larry Flint!

Molitoth
03-29-2009, 04:50 PM
Jenny is hot. Being a freak just makes her even hotter.

"Bob" Dobbs
03-29-2009, 04:53 PM
Jenny is hot. Being a freak just makes her even hotter.QFT

Frazod
03-29-2009, 05:04 PM
Years ago, the guy who installed my alarm system told me about his girlfriend who was, according to him, a hot nympho who liked threesomes. He said she'd pick up hot women and bring them home on a regular basis, and then he'd bang the hell out of both of them, and that was basically his life.

The messed up part was that he said it was getting old. I guess he missed one-on-one normal sex with a woman who wasn't a freak.

:spock:

I told him that I hated him and that he needed to die.

He said "Yeah, I get that a lot." :D

Molitoth
03-29-2009, 05:06 PM
I was always good at finding take hom to mom girls that sucked in bed, or freaks in bed who were not marriage material.

Finding a take home to mom girl that is a freak in bed is rare.

wild1
03-29-2009, 05:22 PM
Years ago, the guy who installed my alarm system told me about his girlfriend who was, according to him, a hot nympho who liked threesomes. He said she'd pick up hot women and bring them home on a regular basis, and then he'd bang the hell out of both of them, and that was basically his life.

The messed up part was that he said it was getting old. I guess he missed one-on-one normal sex with a woman who wasn't a freak.

:spock:

I told him that I hated him and that he needed to die.

He said "Yeah, I get that a lot." :D

that is an interesting conversation to have with an alarm installation guy!

Katipan
03-29-2009, 05:37 PM
That's definitely possible.

Mouth open and teeth back, with those lips, could do justice for a little while, though.

WTF. We are not Aliens. The teeth do not retract. If you do not know the exact mechanics of a padded blowjob I suppose I could find some literature on the subject.

I wouldn't want to be too forward in mixed company.

Katipan
03-29-2009, 05:40 PM
The messed up part was that he said it was getting old. I guess he missed one-on-one normal sex with a woman who wasn't a freak.

I think I've had maybe 1 boyfriend that would have been open to a 3-some. All the rest were only open to me talking dirty about it. At the end of the day they weren't sharing.

I think more guys are like that than are willing to admit in our best damn testosterone filled world.

mlyonsd
03-29-2009, 05:42 PM
I keep opening this thread just to look at the starter pic.

This thread needs to die.

Frazod
03-29-2009, 05:46 PM
I think I've had maybe 1 boyfriend that would have been open to a 3-some. All the rest were only open to me talking dirty about it. At the end of the day they weren't sharing.

I think more guys are like that than are willing to admit in our best damn testosterone filled world.

I've done the two girls thing and tag team - neither for a long time, though. I've never done two guys on one chick - I'm not running the risk of crossing swords with anybody. :spock:

Katipan
03-29-2009, 05:47 PM
I've done the two girls thing and tag team - neither for a long time, though. I've never done two guys on one chick - I'm not running the risk of crossing swords with anybody. :spock:

But these were just random holes, yes? Or did you really care about one of the parties involved?

Mecca
03-29-2009, 05:49 PM
My opinion of that is, depends on the people...I've known girls that were bi that just liked to use girls as sex toys and kick them aside while preferring to date men. if I was dating one like that, that would not bother me, now the bi girls that feel they are just as likely to have a relationship with a woman as a man I'd feel differently about.

Frazod
03-29-2009, 05:50 PM
But these were just random holes, yes? Or did you really care about one of the parties involved?

No caring involved. Whatsoever.

But it was fun at the time..

Tribal Warfare
03-29-2009, 06:30 PM
Neither. An 18-year old brunette. :fire:

lets see a pic of her

RJ
03-29-2009, 06:32 PM
It's threads like this where the board sorely misses the contributions of Big Daddy.

Count Alex's Losses
03-29-2009, 06:44 PM
lets see a pic of her

Not with Redrum69 running around trying to contact her.

JOhn
03-29-2009, 07:16 PM
I told him that I hated him and that he needed to die.

He said "Yeah, I get that a lot." :D

:shrug:

JOhn
03-29-2009, 07:18 PM
I can feel this guys pain. The ONLY thing I miss from my ex was the feaky sex.

And anyone who says they would get tired of it, was just trying to figure a way to bring it up in conversaton, so they can brag.

(as I'm doing now):D

Fairplay
03-29-2009, 07:55 PM
It's threads like this where the board sorely misses the contributions of Big Daddy.


He would have some stories that would rival letters to Penthouse.

Halfcan
03-29-2009, 09:44 PM
Jenny is hot- i wonder what her # is.

867-

ChiefMojo
03-29-2009, 10:42 PM
One thing about Jenny also is that she is very intelligent. Sure she is a very beautiful woman and is a freak, but she actually has a brain also. I've heard many guys say she is the perfect overall package. lol

DeezNutz
03-29-2009, 10:53 PM
WTF. We are not Aliens. The teeth do not retract. If you do not know the exact mechanics of a padded blowjob I suppose I could find some literature on the subject.

I wouldn't want to be too forward in mixed company.

Yes they do; it goes along with the flip top head.

No need for advanced BJ's 101, here. Don't care about the mechanics. Interested only in the byproduct of the training.

DeezNutz
03-29-2009, 10:54 PM
I think more guys are like that than are willing to admit in our best damn testosterone filled world.

You called their punk card.

Men need to be prepared for this.

Katipan
03-30-2009, 07:49 AM
Yes they do; it goes along with the flip top head.

No need for advanced BJ's 101, here. Don't care about the mechanics. Interested only in the byproduct of the training.

Which is more important? Big lips or a long neck?

Duck Dog
03-30-2009, 08:44 AM
http://www.rescuepost.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/16/us_cover_2.jpg

I can't believe Jen took John back. :grr:

mikeyis4dcats.
03-30-2009, 08:53 AM
wow...the bathtub pic is HOT

OnTheWarpath58
03-30-2009, 03:22 PM
It is a travashamockery that this pic of Jenny hasn't been posted yet:

http://www.rumorficial.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/07/jenny-mccarthy-bikini-and-lingerie-screensaver.jpg

alpha_omega
03-30-2009, 03:42 PM
Sounds to me like the guy is a jerk.

A child is your child no matter what the problems are....

also....pretty sure he could keep the sex stuff to himself. It doesn't seem right for an ex to be talking about their sex lives...