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KCtotheSB
04-03-2009, 10:08 AM
I always imagine North Korea as that bratty kid in kindergarten who used to invade your "personal bubble" and continually say "I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. Neener neener neener!"

(Sorry if repost.)

Pants
04-03-2009, 10:13 AM
I always imagine North Korea as that bratty kid in kindergarten who used to invade your "personal bubble" and continually say "I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. Neener neener neener!"

(Sorry if repost.)

Nuke 'em, what else?

Hog Farmer
04-03-2009, 10:14 AM
Don't worry ! Obama has a plan for change!

Crush
04-03-2009, 11:04 AM
I think Kim Jong Il is just ronery.

Scorp
04-03-2009, 11:12 AM
Send Al Davis over there to deal with them.

SNR
04-03-2009, 11:15 AM
Kim jong il hes an angry little man, kinneh. That guy is crayzeh, i'll tell you. The nuggets need to shoot the basketball just like you shoot kim jong il

sparkky
04-03-2009, 11:27 AM
give em a bailout.

CoMoChief
04-03-2009, 11:46 AM
North Korea just plain fuckin sucks as a country. I really dont think people would miss. Just blow the whole damn thing up, answer questions later.

CoMoChief
04-03-2009, 11:47 AM
Or give them our #3 overall draft pick.

Iowanian
04-03-2009, 12:08 PM
Eventually, We'll probably have to scissor kick them in the Jejunum.

BigChiefFan
04-03-2009, 12:12 PM
Put pressure on China, to pressure North Korea.

Rain Man
04-03-2009, 04:26 PM
I wonder if the U.S. has some sort of invisible laser weapon that they're going to test on the North Korean missile.

"What, us? No, not us."

chasedude
04-03-2009, 04:40 PM
Maybe a Judy Chop will set them straight.

Miles
04-03-2009, 04:49 PM
Something teabag related.

Boon
04-03-2009, 04:58 PM
Sic Iraq on them.

RippedmyFlesh
04-03-2009, 05:12 PM
I always imagine North Korea as that bratty kid in kindergarten who used to invade your "personal bubble" and continually say "I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. Neener neener neener!"

(Sorry if repost.)

http://encefalus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/nuclear-bomb.jpg

Bwana
04-03-2009, 05:53 PM
Snicker at them, while they live on rice and insects because they can't behave themselves.

Pioli Zombie
04-03-2009, 05:53 PM
We may have to eat them.
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Rain Man
04-03-2009, 05:56 PM
Remember, people. If we lose the Koreas, no more kimchi.

Bwana
04-03-2009, 06:00 PM
We may have to eat them.
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They may have to eat each other if they have a bad rice crop, or the insects have an off year.

Skip Towne
04-03-2009, 06:00 PM
Remember, people. If we lose the Koreas, no more kimchi.

The world would be a better place without kimchi. We wouldn't let our houseboy cook it in our dorm. It really stinks.

kcfanXIII
04-03-2009, 06:04 PM
an a-bomb?

kcfanXIII
04-03-2009, 06:04 PM
the a is of course for antifreeze.

speak24
04-03-2009, 08:02 PM
Sh#t on them... or nuke m

Pioli Zombie
04-03-2009, 09:59 PM
Are you chinese or japanese?

Best King of the Hill ever.
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boogblaster
04-03-2009, 10:38 PM
They kicked our asses once .. Dont F*ck around this time, Nuke dam littl' yellow bastards ...

Buehler445
04-03-2009, 10:45 PM
http://mattbuck.irongalaxy.com/neveron/snapshots/nuke.JPG

Tribesman
04-04-2009, 10:31 PM
Looks like the launch was successful:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090405/ap_on_re_as/as_nkorea_missile

Pyongyang is thumbing his nose at the rest of the world. Wonder if China would object to a West invasion into N Korea.

Fat Elvis
04-04-2009, 11:25 PM
Are you chinese or japanese?

Best King of the Hill ever.
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He's Laotian. Ain'tcha Mr. Khan.

J Diddy
04-04-2009, 11:30 PM
They kicked our asses once .. Dont F*ck around this time, Nuke dam littl' yellow bastards ...

um i wouldnt considered being pushed back and a gazillion chinese coming out of the hills kicking our ass

acesn8s
04-04-2009, 11:45 PM
We may have to eat them.
Posted via Mobile DeviceI'll just be hungry in two hours.

gblowfish
04-05-2009, 07:56 AM
Kim Jong Il is the Al Davis of the Geo-Political World.

Brock
04-05-2009, 08:50 AM
They kicked our asses once .. Dont F*ck around this time, Nuke dam littl' yellow bastards ...

Is that what they're teaching in grade school nowadays?

wild1
04-05-2009, 09:10 AM
we won't do anything with them. unless we need another distraction, anyway.

Simplex3
04-05-2009, 04:57 PM
we won't do anything with them. unless we need another distraction, anyway.

Exactly. They're safe until the political class needs to distract us.

Direckshun
04-05-2009, 05:41 PM
I don't think there is a damn thing we can do conventionally. An incredibly oppressed populace + an insane dictator are kryptonite to any diplomatic effort.

Conventionally, the only country that can neutralize them is China. And I think China genuinely doesn't give a shit about Kim Jong Il. And China, diplomatically, is not a very reliable teammate for us.

There are certain times when you are just at the mercy of madness. I do not think North Korea is interested in picking a fight. I think it's genuinely Il wanting Bigger And Better Shit, but there doesn't seem to be any way for us to determine what exactly he wants to do. And short of wiping out that regime and basically an entire innocent populace off the map, I don't think there's much we can do ahead of time.

I do think we should have shot the missile down. But I don't even know if that's in our capability.

StcChief
04-05-2009, 06:00 PM
I don't think there is a damn thing we can do conventionally. An incredibly oppressed populace + an insane dictator are kryptonite to any diplomatic effort.

Conventionally, the only country that can neutralize them is China. And I think China genuinely doesn't give a shit about Kim Jong Il. And China, diplomatically, is not a very reliable teammate for us.

There are certain times when you are just at the mercy of madness. I do not think North Korea is interested in picking a fight. I think it's genuinely Il wanting Bigger And Better Shit, but there doesn't seem to be any way for us to determine what exactly he wants to do. And short of wiping out that regime and basically an entire innocent populace off the map, I don't think there's much we can do ahead of time.

I do think we should have shot the missile down. But I don't even know if that's in our capability. a cruise missile could have it on the launch pad.

Direckshun
04-05-2009, 07:23 PM
a cruise missile could have it on the launch pad.

Firing a rocket onto North Korean soil is an act of war.

You want to go to war with North Korea?

What do you suggest? An occupation?

pikesome
04-05-2009, 10:06 PM
Firing a rocket onto North Korean soil is an act of war.

You want to go to war with North Korea?

What do you suggest? An occupation?

China might not give a crap about N Korean rockets but they'd care about some sort of outside strike like this. Chinese threats (and involvement) are the reason we have two Koreas in the first place.

Thumbs in our asses and polishing the THAD system are, probably, the only things we can do.