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Gonzo
04-07-2009, 09:54 AM
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hiKPPoP8lAMnrIs2Cp6Kgnxle81wD97DMI1O0


Man fined for mailing animal feces on citation
58 minutes ago

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. (AP) A federal judge sentenced a Sioux Falls man to probation, a fine and restitution for sending a letter containing animal feces in the mail. Jeffrey Dezeeuw, 45, pleaded guilty to a count of mailing injurious articles.

Prosecutors said he smeared the excrement on a traffic citation, a note and cash that he sent to the Minnehaha County Clerk of Courts on July 21.

Dezeeuw was sentenced to three years of probation, a $500 fine and ordered to pay restitution of $451.


What a shitty thing to do...

Pestilence
04-07-2009, 09:56 AM
lol....I used to live in Sioux Falls.

seclark
04-07-2009, 09:57 AM
he should have just let hooties mom pay it for him.
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Gonzo
04-07-2009, 09:58 AM
he should have just let hooties mom pay it for him.
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ROFL:clap:

ChiTown
04-07-2009, 10:00 AM
he should have just let hooties mom pay it for him.
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cross-thread humor rocks!

ROFL

Buehler445
04-07-2009, 10:01 AM
he should have just let hooties mom pay it for him.
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Wait. What?


What did I miss?
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Hog Farmer
04-07-2009, 10:03 AM
I need that guys adress so I can send him some REP.

Sully
04-07-2009, 10:03 AM
Ironically, the traffic citation was for leaving skidmarks.

Mr. Plow
04-07-2009, 10:04 AM
So, he ended up paying for the citation, a $500 fine, plus $451 in restitution. Smart choice jackass, hope it was worth it.

Gonzo
04-07-2009, 10:05 AM
So, he ended up paying for the citation, a $500 fine, plus $451 in restitution. Smart choice jackass, hope it was worth it.

Oh..it was...

Wait, What?

Gonzo
04-07-2009, 10:06 AM
Wait. What?


What did I miss?
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http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5647421&postcount=161

Mr. Plow
04-07-2009, 10:07 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5647421&postcount=161


That's fucking great. ROFL

Gonzo
04-07-2009, 10:07 AM
That's fucking great. ROFL

I know!

This made my day.

I'll give the guy one thing, he does keep us entertained!

Mr. Plow
04-07-2009, 10:10 AM
The best line EVA.........


If it doesn't bother my mom that her underachieving 23 year old son is a drunk delinquent, it doesn't bother me!

Gonzo
04-07-2009, 10:13 AM
The best line EVA.........

ROFL ROFL ROFL


I spit redbull on my keyboard when I read that dude...

mlyonsd
04-07-2009, 11:03 AM
lol....I used to live in Sioux Falls.

I think Kotter still does.

Bowser
04-07-2009, 11:06 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5647421&postcount=161

Even Claythan is laughing his ass off at that.

Buehler445
04-07-2009, 11:08 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5647421&postcount=161

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is RICH.

ROFL

Midnight_douchenozzle part deux?
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Chief Faithful
04-07-2009, 11:20 AM
The fact he was placed on probation does that mean smearing crap on a citation is a felony? Or can you get probation for a misdemeanor? I never had to learn the difference the hard way.

Talisman
04-07-2009, 12:10 PM
What's the difference between the average person who gets a traffic ticket and this guy?

One gets his citation wiped clean and one wipes clean with his citation.

Pioli Zombie
04-07-2009, 12:22 PM
How did he actually do it I wonder? Did he aim his ass over the envelope. Did he fish it out the bowl? Did he reach up in there and grab it out?
Maybe he used the citation as toilet paper. Hmmmmmmmmmm

I have an idea.
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