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kysirsoze
04-07-2009, 05:11 PM
in a bar in Burbank while I was watching the Royals game. I wanted to say something but I couldn't think of anything that wasn't blatantly insulting. I kinda wanted to stay and finish the game so I didn't want to get thrown out.

After Farnsworth blew it I wished I had.:cuss:

Count Zarth
04-07-2009, 05:13 PM
Herm gettin' some strange?

kysirsoze
04-07-2009, 05:16 PM
Herm gettin' some strange?

He was at the bar and then went back, presumably to his table. I should have followed him for a more thorough report. My bad.:doh!:

Count Zarth
04-07-2009, 05:17 PM
Yeah, lame.

I was hoping you hit him with your car, though.

CoMoChief
04-07-2009, 05:19 PM
Did he call 2 timeouts in a row when you saw him?

Rain Man
04-07-2009, 05:19 PM
You could have told him that you really enjoyed the first Broncos game last year.

88TG88
04-07-2009, 05:20 PM
I thought he was with ESPN now ?

ZootedGranny
04-07-2009, 05:21 PM
Should've garroted him and thrown his body into a ditch.

CoMoChief
04-07-2009, 05:28 PM
Ask him wtf did we draft Bernard Pollard in the 2nd rd?

Count Zarth
04-07-2009, 05:29 PM
Should've garroted him and thrown his body into a ditch.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2879/81647617.jpg (http://img87.imageshack.us/my.php?image=81647617.jpg)

kysirsoze
04-07-2009, 05:32 PM
You could have told him that you really enjoyed the first Broncos game last year.

Yeah, I suppose. If it was a Chief or former Chief I loved I would have said something, but with Herm it was just kind of cool to see someone that was so impactful on the Chiefs organization. (even if it was in a bad way)

kysirsoze
04-07-2009, 05:34 PM
Should've garroted him and thrown his body into a ditch.

My garrote was in the car. :shrug:

CrazyPhuD
04-07-2009, 05:35 PM
And you didn't offer to buy him a glass of antifreeze on your tab? :cuss:

Pestilence
04-07-2009, 05:40 PM
Should have asked him who had a bigger impact on the defense.....Gunther Cunningham or Tim Krumrie.

thurman merman
04-07-2009, 05:41 PM
Did he call 2 timeouts in a row when you saw him?

ROFL

LaChapelle
04-07-2009, 05:50 PM
Sounds like you had a tongue. And it was swole.

Gravedigger
04-07-2009, 05:52 PM
Did he call 2 timeouts in a row when you saw him?

We won't know till he goes back and looks at the tape.

Otter
04-07-2009, 05:57 PM
Was he physically thrown out or did the owner recommend a nice establishment down the road?

Otter
04-07-2009, 06:00 PM
How empty were the seats before he left?

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-07-2009, 06:33 PM
Should've told him to go walk into an AIDS tree.

Hog Farmer
04-07-2009, 06:48 PM
And you didn't offer to buy him a glass of antifreeze on your tab? :cuss:



ROFL Good one !

Raised On Riots
04-07-2009, 06:54 PM
I would have totally fucked with him a little bit. Something along the lines of, well, just let me fetch this post from another board.
Hold on.

Okay, here we go. This poor, deluded soul is so downtrodden, I can't even muster the hate necessary to offer him antifreeze. I'd take some of this guy's talking points, turn it in to a conversation, and ask, no BEG Herm to come back to KC! ROFL

(hermisback @ Apr 6 2009, 04:52 PM) http://www.homeofthechiefs.com/forums/style_images/chiefschat/post_snapback.gif (http://www.homeofthechiefs.com/forums/index.php?act=findpost&pid=37703)
Herm is probably the single most under-rated coach ever in the NFL, the man had a vision, a plan for greatness, and one day soon another team will allow him to follow that plan through to fruition.

You can't worry about the score, once you do that you begin to lose focus on the game itself. If you stick to the basics and keep to your plan you will get your team where you want it to be.

(On questioning Herm's "genius" ROFL)


Of course people were questioning him, most fans are ignorant about the game and how much it takes to build a winning team. You play to win every game, every Sunday. Sometimes, however, you fall short.

(Regarding the ol' 3 and out, and settling for a "Herm" )

Did it occur to you that there was a complete lack of faith in the players on the field. Had he gone for it, and turned the ball over or went 4 and out without even a field goal he would be roasted for being too foolish for settle for guaranteed points.

There's a reason for everything, maybe Herm was ahead of his time, maybe the game will catch up to him and he'll be back in a year or two. Time will tell.
Should have asked him who had a bigger impact on the defense.....Gunther Cunningham or Tim Krumrie.

ROFL

Ask him wtf did we draft Bernard Pollard in the 2nd rd?

Because BP is the shiznit, and Claythan loves him so much that he weeps nightly thinking of a Pollard-free roster! :D

Count Zarth
04-07-2009, 07:06 PM
Die.

Kerberos
04-07-2009, 07:11 PM
Should've garroted him and thrown his body into a ditch.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2879/81647617.jpg (http://img87.imageshack.us/my.php?image=81647617.jpg)


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Good Friends help you move body's.

Raised On Riots
04-07-2009, 07:30 PM
Die.

"Come on Clay, give daddy some of that hot tongue love".
http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/pur/sports/m-footbl/auto_headshot/240114.jpeg

:D

http://www.purdue.edu/jumbo/covers/covers_large/31_bernard_pollard.jpg

Pioli Zombie
04-07-2009, 08:21 PM
you could have spit your drink in his face and said "Larry says hello"
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kysirsoze
04-07-2009, 08:38 PM
you could have spit your drink in his face and said "Larry says hello"
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This is the first one I actually wish I did.

StcChief
04-07-2009, 08:44 PM
This is the first one I actually wish I did.
assault is always good to have on your record :)

wazu
04-07-2009, 08:47 PM
You definitely should have done/said something. Even if it was just a polite, "Hi, I'm a from KC. Just wanted to say thanks for all you and your wife did in the community during your time with the Chiefs." We just need more to this story.

kysirsoze
04-07-2009, 08:53 PM
You definitely should have done/said something. Even if it was just a polite, "Hi, I'm a from KC. Just wanted to say thanks for all you and your wife did in the community during your time with the Chiefs." We just need more to this story.

I suppose so, I guess gratitude for his charity work and such aren't the first things to pop into my head when I think of Herm. Plus, I always hate approaching famous people. Makes me feel like a D-bag.

Had I been planning my CP thread from the start, I probably would have done something crazy and rep worthy. :doh!:

Next time, Herm. Next time.

Spott
04-07-2009, 08:55 PM
Who's Farnsworth?

Count Zarth
04-07-2009, 08:56 PM
Plus, I always hate approaching famous people. Makes me feel like a D-bag.


Yep. And they almost always let you down. Worship from afar.

Unless you're a hot chick. Then they'll be cool with it.

Besides, I would want to get into a debate with Herm. And he's probably never lost an argument in his life to anyone but his wife.

kysirsoze
04-07-2009, 09:05 PM
Yep. And they almost always let you down. Worship from afar.

Unless you're a hot chick. Then they'll be cool with it.

Besides, I would want to get into a debate with Herm. And he's probably never lost an argument in his life to anyone but his wife.

haha yeah. I guess I'll keep worshiping Herm from afar.:shake:

SBK
04-07-2009, 09:05 PM
I would have thanked him for getting Carl kicked the F out.

Count Zarth
04-07-2009, 09:09 PM
haha yeah. I guess I'll keep worshiping Herm from afar.:shake:

In Herm's case despise from afar. Give him the evil eye, straight on. See if he looks back or has the balls to come over.

For future forays into places Herm might visit, come prepared with a t-shirt that says "Herm Edwards: Worst Coach In NFL History." Wear it under your clothes, Superman style. Upon visual contact of the mulatto one, shred your overgarments to reveal your human billboard of disdain.

Tits McGee
04-07-2009, 09:27 PM
You should have thrown down a "You play to win the game" quote. Then follow it up with a question on why he finished with a 15-33 with the Chiefs.

MahiMike
04-07-2009, 09:34 PM
You shoulda bought his drink and told him he was your favorite Chiefs coach. Then, when he's sipping his beer and saying, "Thanks man!", you say, "'cause you sucked so bad they fired Carl!!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

kysirsoze
04-07-2009, 09:43 PM
In Herm's case despise from afar. Give him the evil eye, straight on. See if he looks back or has the balls to come over.

For future forays into places Herm might visit, come prepared with a t-shirt that says "Herm Edwards: Worst Coach In NFL History." Wear it under your clothes, Superman style. Upon visual contact of the mulatto one, shred your overgarments to reveal your human billboard of disdain.

I already have the shirt!

wazu
04-07-2009, 09:49 PM
Had I been planning my CP thread from the start, I probably would have done something crazy and rep worthy. :doh!

That's really what it all comes down to. Soon you will begin to see every interesting situation in your life through the prism of how it will look when you type about it on ChiefsPlanet. Then you will know...you are truly one...with the Planet.

Chiefs Pantalones
04-07-2009, 09:51 PM
Fuck. The first time I read the title of this thread I thought it said "Ran over Herm Edwards." Thanks for the disappointment.

DJJasonp
04-07-2009, 10:52 PM
after Farnsworth blew up in the 8th....did Herm pipe up "THIS IS SOMETHING WE CAN BUILD ON"??????

Crush
04-07-2009, 10:54 PM
****. The first time I read the title of this thread I thought it said "Ran over Herm Edwards." Thanks for the disappointment.

Ditto.

Raised On Riots
04-07-2009, 11:02 PM
Ditto.

If suckage comes in many forms, Herm Edwards is a shape shifter.