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Buck
04-07-2009, 08:26 PM
What are some good directions to help him learn?

Molitoth
04-07-2009, 08:27 PM
try to convince her that sucking dick helps....

Buck
04-07-2009, 08:28 PM
try to convince her that sucking dick helps....

Well he is a male, but if it helps, c'est la vie.

Molitoth
04-07-2009, 08:29 PM
Well he is a male, but if it helps, c'est la vie.

it would still make a decent joke. :D

Buck
04-07-2009, 08:30 PM
it would still make a decent joke. :D

Wait, are you saying it would be a funny joke for me to tell him, or for me to make him suck my dick?

Molitoth
04-07-2009, 08:31 PM
You choose, I give up.

RJ
04-07-2009, 08:31 PM
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't
Rock and roll







And apparently your friend can't whistle.

Maybe it's you.

KcMizzou
04-07-2009, 08:32 PM
Odd.

Although, I couldn't snap my fingers properly 'till I was like 15.

Can he whistle with a beer bottle? That's more fun anyway.

SPATCH
04-07-2009, 08:32 PM
antifreeze

Buck
04-07-2009, 08:33 PM
I don't know.

Hes the first person I've met who cant whistle.

COchief
04-07-2009, 08:37 PM
Gee I don't know, maybe exhale while changing the shape of his mouth until noise comes out???

Is this for real?

Buck
04-07-2009, 08:39 PM
Seriously.

Does anyone know of any good whistling online F.A.Q.s or Walkthroughs?

KcMizzou
04-07-2009, 08:39 PM
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luv
04-07-2009, 08:43 PM
Confession. I can't whistle, either. I'm so going to catch shit for this, but the only way I can whistle is to suck in instead of blowing out.

Buck
04-07-2009, 08:44 PM
Confession. I can't whistle, either. I'm so going to catch shit for this, but the only way I can whistle is to suck in instead of blowing out.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

KcMizzou
04-07-2009, 08:45 PM
Confession. I can't whistle, either. I'm so going to catch shit for this, but the only way I can whistle is to suck in instead of blowing out.Oh hell..

http://www.propsunlimited.com/pics/Sports%20Golf%20ball%20on%20tee%20(3D).jpg

luv
04-07-2009, 09:08 PM
Oh hell..

http://www.propsunlimited.com/pics/Sports%20Golf%20ball%20on%20tee%20(3D).jpg

LMAO

Lumpy
04-07-2009, 10:02 PM
Confession. I can't whistle, either. I'm so going to catch shit for this, but the only way I can whistle is to suck in instead of blowing out.

That makes 2 of us. ROFL

Crush
04-07-2009, 10:42 PM
Have your friend visit Aaron Curry. Curry's God-like powers will cure your friend's ailment.

KCChiefsMan
04-07-2009, 11:44 PM
I can whistle, but I cant whistle loud by putting my fingers in my mouth.

88TG88
04-07-2009, 11:54 PM
My sister didn't learn till she was like 16. Just tell him not to blow so hard.

Pioli Zombie
04-08-2009, 06:52 AM
Maybe there is a support group for this. Or a government bailout.
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IA_Chiefs_fan
04-08-2009, 07:13 AM
My 12 year old son and I are both unable to whistle. My 9 year old daughter has been able to whistle for a few years now and it just pisses my son off so bad :)

Katipan
04-08-2009, 07:14 AM
"You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow."

This is something you're supposed to learn on your own. Through trial and error and tons of guppie faces. Like smoke rings.

Of course I snap my fingers by tucking my thumb into my index finger and bowl using my index and middle so self teaching isn't always perfect.

Rooster
04-08-2009, 07:44 AM
I can't whistle either. God just doesn't want everyone to whistle.

Crashride
04-08-2009, 08:02 AM
Ok so im gonna one up everyone in this thread...I cant whistle...or burp, seriously. Sometimes if i drink a lot of carbonated drinks I will "accidently" burp but I cant do it under my own will.

Katipan
04-08-2009, 08:04 AM
Ok so im gonna one up everyone in this thread...I cant whistle...or burp, seriously. Sometimes if i drink a lot of carbonated drinks I will "accidently" burp but I cant do it under my own will.

I have that problem with farting.

Frankie
04-08-2009, 08:56 AM
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DAMN!!!! YOU BEAT ME TO THIS! GOOD THING I CHECKED BEFORE I POSTED MINE!

Frankie
04-08-2009, 08:59 AM
I have that problem with farting.

See post #2 and apply the instruction in the southern regions.
;)

Katipan
04-08-2009, 09:14 AM
I have never farted during a blowjob.

I don't count that one blumpkin...

luv
04-08-2009, 09:50 AM
"You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow."


I can blow. I just can't whistle.

Buck
04-08-2009, 09:51 AM
I can whistle, but I cant whistle loud by putting my fingers in my mouth.

I can't do that either. Must be because of my fat fingers.

Katipan
04-08-2009, 09:55 AM
I can blow. I just can't whistle.

use less hands and more tongue