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Delano
04-10-2009, 10:12 PM
Ok I think I'm lost now, this thread took a turn somewhere and I got lost.

Exaaaaaaactly.

Now badgirl . . . *clears throat* You've got to wear clothes in proportion to your physique, there are definitely dos and don'ts, good buddy, of wearing a white jersey tee. And a shirt with a high yarn count means it's more durable than one that doesn't. To determine this you've got to examine the material's weave.

Delano
04-10-2009, 10:13 PM
me, Delano?

Your use of images is unparalleled in the industry. Extraordinary, really.

Raised On Riots
04-10-2009, 10:21 PM
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/reed_rothchild_a.jpg

"Say Coke and Disco"!
"Coke and Disco"(snap!)
Good times, good times...

badgirl
04-10-2009, 10:47 PM
Exaaaaaaactly.

Now badgirl . . . *clears throat* You've got to wear clothes in proportion to your physique, there are definitely dos and don'ts, good buddy, of wearing a white jersey tee. And a shirt with a high yarn count means it's more durable than one that doesn't. To determine this you've got to examine the material's weave.

I have no problem wearing anything I want, a white jersey tee would be fine. I have no flab nor rolls or anything like that, I am proportioned just fine...Thanks for the advice though.;)

Mr. Flopnuts
04-10-2009, 11:21 PM
What's the difference between old men and old women?



Wrinkled tits.

Count Zarth
04-10-2009, 11:57 PM
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badgirl
04-11-2009, 12:05 AM
Oh Claythan that really turned me on, Star Trek Porn always does it for a woman.:rolleyes:

badgirl
04-11-2009, 12:06 AM
What's the difference between old men and old women?



Wrinkled tits.

In my line of work I have saw old men with wrinkled tits so that statement isn't always true.:D

Raised On Riots
04-11-2009, 12:07 AM
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<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EDKW_uZXwMM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object>

Watch the one labeled "Star Trek Sex"; probably the best 5 minutes ever devoted to that show.

DaneMcCloud
04-11-2009, 12:08 AM
Oh Claythan that really turned me on, Star Trek Porn always does it for a woman.:rolleyes:

He thinks he's going to pick up a hot chick on an internet dating site, then have sex with her.

ROFL

Any girl will be able to tell after about .05 seconds that the guy doesn't know what to do, that he has no experience and that he's a virgin.

He's basically fucked.

Count Zarth
04-11-2009, 12:11 AM
He thinks he's going to pick up a hot chick on internet dating sites, then have sex.


I already picked up a hot chick on an internet dating site, and made out, plus other carnal activities.

It's only a matter of time.


Any girl will be able to tell after about .05 seconds that the guy doesn't know what to do, that he has no experience and that he's a virgin.

I tell them that within the first five minutes of finding them.


He's basically fucked.

Soon.

Raised On Riots
04-11-2009, 12:12 AM
He thinks he's going to pick up a hot chick on an internet dating site, then have sex with her.

ROFL

Any girl will be able to tell after about .05 seconds that the guy doesn't know what to do, that he has no experience and that he's a virgin.

He's basically un-fucked.

FYP.

DaneMcCloud
04-11-2009, 12:13 AM
I already picked up a hot chick on an internet dating site, and made out, plus other carnal activities.

It's only a matter of time.



I tell them that within the first five minutes of finding them.



Soon.

Well then I stand corrected.

Go have sex, Fucker!

:D

badgirl
04-11-2009, 12:16 AM
Well then I stand corrected.

Go have sex, ****er!

:D

look who your talking to, you are telling him to go have sex? Please Dane, you know better than that.ROFL

Count Zarth
04-11-2009, 12:20 AM
Well then I stand corrected.


*Dane registers on internet dating sites*

DaneMcCloud
04-11-2009, 12:23 AM
*Dane registers on internet dating sites*

ROFL

DaneMcCloud
04-11-2009, 12:25 AM
look who your talking to, you are telling him to go have sex? Please Dane, you know better than that.ROFL

Seriously, I don't know why Clay is such an asshole to you. I don't know if it's because he's having fun getting under your skin or if there's something more.

Either way, it's really uncool.

Count Zarth
04-11-2009, 12:26 AM
If you're a couple into threesomes or a lesbian, the internet is a beautiful thing.

DaneMcCloud
04-11-2009, 12:29 AM
If you're a couple into threesomes or a lesbian, the internet is a beautiful thing.

Are you telling me that you can't pull some hot ass off the internet?

Seriously?

Count Zarth
04-11-2009, 12:30 AM
Are you telling me that you can't pull some hot ass off the internet?

Seriously?

No, you can.

It's just an easier road to hoe if you're into those other things.

DaneMcCloud
04-11-2009, 12:33 AM
No, you can.

It's just an easier road to hoe if you're into those other things.

Oh young padawan, you have so much to learn.

badgirl
04-11-2009, 12:35 AM
Seriously, I don't know why Clay is such an asshole to you. I don't know if it's because he's having fun getting under your skin or if there's something more.

Either way, it's really uncool.

He just wants attention.;)

Count Zarth
04-11-2009, 12:38 AM
Actually I really enjoy working you up into a tizzy, grandma. It fills my black heart with glee.

Raised On Riots
04-11-2009, 12:41 AM
Oh young padawan, you have so much to learn.

Dane regales Wendler with tales from the good 'ol days of fucking...

http://goldendome.org/music/photos/LukeYoda.jpg

Count Zarth
04-11-2009, 12:42 AM
Damn, Luke was kinda jacked.

DaneMcCloud
04-11-2009, 12:43 AM
Dane recalls the good 'ol days of fucking with young Wendler...

http://goldendome.org/music/photos/LukeYoda.jpg



Glad you're back!

LMAO

Raised On Riots
04-11-2009, 12:47 AM
Damn, Luke was kinda jacked.

Fixed it to make more sense( scroll up! ):D

Count Zarth
04-11-2009, 12:47 AM
"regale"

tard

Raised On Riots
04-11-2009, 12:48 AM
Glad you're back!

LMAO

Gracias! I fixed the caption; makes more sense now!

Raised On Riots
04-11-2009, 12:48 AM
"regale"

tard

Fixed. :thumb:

Count Zarth
04-11-2009, 12:50 AM
can't fix tardity

http://starland.com/plogger/thumbs/lrg-5924-csmithsf08_389.jpg

Raised On Riots
04-11-2009, 12:52 AM
can't fix tardity

Can't fix Virgin. It's "Do or Buy". :D

Count Zarth
04-11-2009, 12:57 AM
Can't fix Virgin.

Nope.

http://starland.com/plogger/thumbs/lrg-5777-ktsf08_431.jpg

badgirl
04-11-2009, 12:58 AM
Dane regales Wendler with tales from the good 'ol days of ****ing...

http://goldendome.org/music/photos/LukeYoda.jpg



ROFL Look at the look on what would be Claythans face, it looks like he really is hearing tales of actually having sex.

Raised On Riots
04-11-2009, 01:01 AM
ROFL Look at the look on what would be Claythans face, it looks like he really is hearing tales of actually having sex.

:D Yoda looks like he's really flashing back to a good lay as well! ROFL Mmm....Ahh...yes...

badgirl
04-11-2009, 01:02 AM
Actually I really enjoy working you up into a tizzy, grandma. It fills my black heart with glee.

You very rarely work me into a tizzy.:rolleyes:

badgirl
04-11-2009, 01:03 AM
:D Yoda looks like he's really flashing back to a good lay as well! ROFL Mmm....Ahh...yes...

Maybe they end up just doing each other.:D

Over-Head
04-11-2009, 06:53 AM
I've had tits in my mouth more recently than Simply Red. So there.

Animals do NOT count azzhole

acesn8s
04-11-2009, 08:11 AM
Well then I stand corrected.

Go have sex, Fucker!

:DAnd learn from your parents mistake...wear a condom.

wild1
04-11-2009, 09:19 AM
just find a fat chick. they don't get many chances so they try harder.

burt
04-11-2009, 10:23 AM
You very rarely work me into a tizzy.:rolleyes:

I'd sure like to try.......

Bwana
04-11-2009, 12:39 PM
I already picked up a hot chick on an internet dating site, and made out, plus other carnal activities.

It's only a matter of time.


Perhaps, but until that dark day in hell, your usual date awaits Rico Suave.......

Over-Head
04-11-2009, 12:46 PM
just find a fat chick. they don't get many chances so they try harder.
Fat, skinny, average, it don't mater.
The stunned gunt couldn't get laid in a whore house with a pocket full of hundred dollar bills.

Gracie Dean
04-12-2009, 08:23 PM
Fat, skinny, average, it don't mater.
The stunned gunt couldn't get laid in a whore house with a pocket full of hundred dollar bills.

bwahaha

you do have a way with words

Raised On Riots
04-12-2009, 08:55 PM
Thanks for bumping this piece of shit! (unsubscribing........NOW)

4321

badgirl
04-12-2009, 09:04 PM
Thanks for bumping this piece of shit! (unsubscribing........NOW)

4321

ROFL you did not unsubscribe or else you would not have even looked at it, I bet you answer to this post.

badgirl
04-13-2009, 05:04 PM
Ok I hate to bump this, but I will update and let you know that Kevin came up to my house before work today and said he was just mad and I had hurt his feelings and that he did not want to break up, well now I don't know what to do. I didn't want to break up to start with, but now every time he gets mad is he gonna scream "lets end it"?

Advice anyone?

Joie
04-13-2009, 05:12 PM
How do you feel about him now?

Really, it's completely your choice. But I would think it over alot before getting back with a man so willing to end it.

badgirl
04-13-2009, 05:21 PM
How do you feel about him now?

Really, it's completely your choice. But I would think it over alot before getting back with a man so willing to end it.

He said he knows he is in a position that he cannot offer me much right now and he doesn't expect me to wait and one day say he is the man I spent years of my life waiting for, he said he doesn't blame me if I find someone else, I really do love him very much and at this point I am very undecided what to do.

Joie
04-13-2009, 05:26 PM
He said he knows he is in a position that he cannot offer me much right now and he doesn't expect me to wait and one day say he is the man I spent years of my life waiting for, he said he doesn't blame me if I find someone else, I really do love him very much and at this point I am very undecided what to do.

There's no reason you have to decide tonight. Allow time to let this sink in, and go over the options. Will you be happy with him in the current situation? Will you be happier alone for a while? FWIW, I have always prefered being single to being in a relationship that wasn't everything I deserve.

Do whatever makes you happiest, and remember that no decision has to be permanent. You are allowed to change your mind.

badgirl
04-13-2009, 05:37 PM
There's no reason you have to decide tonight. Allow time to let this sink in, and go over the options. Will you be happy with him in the current situation? Will you be happier alone for a while? FWIW, I have always prefered being single to being in a relationship that wasn't everything I deserve.

Do whatever makes you happiest, and remember that no decision has to be permanent. You are allowed to change your mind.

Very good and sound advice, thank you.

Thank you very much Joie.:thumb:

Spott
04-13-2009, 05:40 PM
He said he knows he is in a position that he cannot offer me much right now and he doesn't expect me to wait and one day say he is the man I spent years of my life waiting for, he said he doesn't blame me if I find someone else, I really do love him very much and at this point I am very undecided what to do.

What does he mean by he can't offer much?

Mr. Flopnuts
04-13-2009, 05:41 PM
Ok I hate to bump this, but I will update and let you know that Kevin came up to my house before work today and said he was just mad and I had hurt his feelings and that he did not want to break up, well now I don't know what to do. I didn't want to break up to start with, but now every time he gets mad is he gonna scream "lets end it"?

Advice anyone?

Rainman's a helluva guy. Give him another chance.

luv
04-13-2009, 05:41 PM
What does he mean by he can't offer much?

No kidding. The woman is surviving on her own. It's not like she needs him for money.

Iowanian
04-13-2009, 05:43 PM
Its been a week. He needs a piece of ass.

Spott
04-13-2009, 05:44 PM
No kidding. The woman is surviving on her own. It's not like she needs him for money.

Yeah, I don't know if he's saying he can't offer much because he's broke or he can't offer much emotionally because he's detached/non-committal about a relationship.

luv
04-13-2009, 05:45 PM
Its been a week. He needs a piece of ass.

Personally, this is just what I was thinking. Of course, I don't know him. None of us do. Basically the only advice worth getting on here is what Joie told her in having to decide for herself. Honestly though, who breaks up, then gets back together by saying he can't give her what she wants?

Joie
04-13-2009, 05:46 PM
Very good and sound advice, thank you.

Thank you very much Joie.:thumb:

Anytime. Good luck.

badgirl
04-13-2009, 05:46 PM
What does he mean by he can't offer much?

He has an old mother and 2 teenage daughters that he also must spend some of his free time with, which isn't much. He works sometimes 5 and sometimes 6 12 hour shifts. He is spread very thin.

I don't go around his mom cause she and I doesn't get along.

Its a long story.

badgirl
04-13-2009, 05:47 PM
Personally, this is just what I was thinking. Of course, I don't know him. None of us do. Basically the only advice worth getting on here is what Joie told her in having to decide for herself. Honestly though, who breaks up, then gets back together by saying he can't give her what she wants?

He didn't get the ass if thats what he came for.

Fairplay
04-13-2009, 05:48 PM
Im sad because Marilyan Chambers died today.

badgirl
04-13-2009, 05:49 PM
Im sad because Marilyan Chambers died today.

Don't know this person, but sorry your sad.

Spott
04-13-2009, 05:50 PM
He has an old mother and 2 teenage daughters that he also must spend some of his free time with, which isn't much. He works sometimes 5 and sometimes 6 12 hour shifts. He is spread very thin.

I don't go around his mom cause she and I doesn't get along.

Its a long story.

So in guy talk, it sounds like he wants to keep you on the shelf until he finds a different model.

Fairplay
04-13-2009, 05:51 PM
Don't know this person, but sorry your sad.

:eek:
:clap:
ROFL
:doh!:
:spock:
:D
:D
:)
:clap:
:eek:
:shake:

Fairplay
04-13-2009, 05:52 PM
Do a google search of her name badgirl.

badgirl
04-13-2009, 05:57 PM
So in guy talk, it sounds like he wants to keep you on the shelf until he finds a different model.

No he said the door was open and he wouldn't blame me if I found someone else.

luv
04-13-2009, 05:58 PM
No he said the door was open and he wouldn't blame me if I found someone else.

No strings.

badgirl
04-13-2009, 06:03 PM
No strings.

no, he said he wouldn't ask me to wait on him until his life got straight. I know there have been times we could have spent together that I had other things to do and put him off, I guess it kind of both our faults because of jobs and too little time to do everything.

Iowanian
04-13-2009, 06:08 PM
I don't know the player, but I know this game.


C'mon. How many guys haven't gone back to the well after the new one didn't work out, or it had been a week or two without some hooha.

badgirl
04-13-2009, 06:10 PM
I don't know the player, but I know this game.


C'mon. How many guys haven't gone back to the well after the new one didn't work out, or it had been a week or two without some hooha.

Trust me there was no new one.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-13-2009, 08:39 PM
Do a google search of her name badgirl.

Better yet, wait until you get home and do an image search. But wait until you get home. Seriously.

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-13-2009, 09:11 PM
He has an old mother and 2 teenage daughters that he also must spend some of his free time with, which isn't much. He works sometimes 5 and sometimes 6 12 hour shifts. He is spread very thin.

I don't go around his mom cause she and I doesn't get along.

Its a long story.
Ooh, I bet it's a good one too.

I'm listening. :)

Simply Red
04-13-2009, 09:16 PM
2 hours before I had to come to work, needless to say tonight is very hard. I have to try to stay busy, I am off work tomorrow so I can cry all I want but for right Now I am trying to hold it in. :deevee:

Almost 3 1/2 years of my life shot to hell.

http://i42.tinypic.com/1z6xgjt.gif

alanm
04-13-2009, 09:53 PM
No he said the door was open and he wouldn't blame me if I found someone else.I don't know how you read that statement but I can tell you how I read it.

alanm
04-13-2009, 09:54 PM
I don't know the player, but I know this game.


C'mon. How many guys haven't gone back to the well after the new one didn't work out, or it had been a week or two without some hooha. Iowanian beat me to it.

badgirl
04-13-2009, 10:14 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/1z6xgjt.gif

Oh LordROFL

badgirl
04-13-2009, 10:15 PM
Iowanian beat me to it.

Well I don't know you guys, but I know him and you are both wrong.

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-13-2009, 10:23 PM
Well I don't know you guys, but I know him and you are both wrong.
roflcoppter

Now let's hear the story about his mom.

badgirl
04-13-2009, 10:33 PM
roflcoppter

Now let's hear the story about his mom.

Me and her got into a big argument over something last year and I haven't been back to his house since. Because she lives with him in HIS house,I haven't been to his house in a year, the only way we see each other is at my house or when we go out.

Redrum_69
04-14-2009, 05:05 AM
Me and her got into a big argument over something last year and I haven't been back to his house since. Because she lives with him in HIS house,I haven't been to his house in a year, the only way we see each other is at my house or when we go out.

so many things to say...

1st bold item...what was the something?


2nd bold item...why buy the milk when you got the old cow at home?


3rd revelation...um, this is tennessee...which is like arkansas only a tad further east...

luv
04-14-2009, 06:24 AM
Well I don't know you guys, but I know him and you are both wrong.

Then why come here to get advice on whether or not you should get back together with a guy we don't even know?

Katipan
04-14-2009, 06:37 AM
6 12-hour days and far more important females in his life than badgirl.

um. I'd vote no.

Amnorix
04-14-2009, 06:44 AM
Well I don't know you guys, but I know him and you are both wrong.

Well....maybe....but I gotta say my money is on those guys.

Between his life and your inability to get along with his Mom, who apparently needs to live with him, I must say this seems like a pretty mediocre situation to be in.

Amnorix
04-14-2009, 06:45 AM
6 12-hour days and far more important females in his life than badgirl.

um. I'd vote no.

QFT.

Iowanian
04-14-2009, 07:11 AM
Well I don't know you guys, but I know him and you are both wrong.

Unless he's as ghey as the picture Red just used to try to get in your pants....I'm right as rain.


Actually, this sounds like its been a pretty good gig for him. He has all of the space from his gf that he needs as long as he's "got something to do at home"....and had an agreed arrangement where all he had to do was go to your house, so he could leave when he was done.


This game was invented a long time before I learned how to play, but the rule book comes with a functional, heterosexual set of wedding tackle.

The next time you talk, he's going to tell you that he misses you, that he's confused, and that his life is just soooo complicated right now. You'll start with a hug, it'll move to a kiss and end with your belly being sticky, and him putting on his boots to go "check on mom".

Jerry Springer.

Hog Farmer
04-14-2009, 07:26 AM
Unless he's as ghey as the picture Red just used to try to get in your pants....I'm right as rain.


Actually, this sounds like its been a pretty good gig for him. He has all of the space from his gf that he needs as long as he's "got something to do at home"....and had an agreed arrangement where all he had to do was go to your house, so he could leave when he was done.


This game was invented a long time before I learned how to play, but the rule book comes with a functional, heterosexual set of wedding tackle.

The next time you talk, he's going to tell you that he misses you, that he's confused, and that his life is just soooo complicated right now. You'll start with a hug, it'll move to a kiss and end with your belly being sticky, and him putting on his boots to go "check on mom".

Jerry Springer.


:LOL: ROFL

stumppy
04-14-2009, 09:49 AM
Hmmm, interesting.

Amnorix
04-14-2009, 09:51 AM
This game was invented a long time before I learned how to play, but the rule book comes with a functional, heterosexual set of wedding tackle.

The next time you talk, he's going to tell you that he misses you, that he's confused, and that his life is just soooo complicated right now. You'll start with a hug, it'll move to a kiss and end with your belly being sticky, and him putting on his boots to go "check on mom".

BTW, if this sounds familiar, then you definitely need to be moving on. As someone else noted, you're something like the 5th most important female in his life. You might want to aim a bit higher.