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badgirl
04-08-2009, 09:37 PM
2 hours before I had to come to work, needless to say tonight is very hard. I have to try to stay busy, I am off work tomorrow so I can cry all I want but for right Now I am trying to hold it in. :deevee:

Almost 3 1/2 years of my life shot to hell.

Simply Red
04-08-2009, 09:39 PM
wanna cuddle?

Count Zarth
04-08-2009, 09:40 PM
Smart man.

DaFace
04-08-2009, 09:40 PM
Well, this shouldn't disappoint.

LaChapelle
04-08-2009, 09:41 PM
Get a manfriend next time.

Iowanian
04-08-2009, 09:41 PM
badgranny: meatpeeker


meatpeeker: meet badgranny


Don't worry, I'm sure there are half a dozen slobs from here that will be shooting you some weinerladen PMs.

Pestilence
04-08-2009, 09:41 PM
Are you hot?

ChiefsCountry
04-08-2009, 09:41 PM
Insert Hootie joke here

Count Zarth
04-08-2009, 09:41 PM
Sorry, not into GILFs.

Gracie Dean
04-08-2009, 09:42 PM
I am sorry

J Diddy
04-08-2009, 09:42 PM
sorry to hear that, you should screw his best friend.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-08-2009, 09:42 PM
He never appreciated you... he was dragging you down... and he has a small penis.


(trying to help)

badgirl
04-08-2009, 09:44 PM
Smart man.

maybe so. I won't argue with not even you, I don't have the heart for it tonight. God this really sucks. It was kinda mutual thing, no one cheated or anything, its a long story, one I won't go into.

Ebolapox
04-08-2009, 09:44 PM
don't worry... it ISN'T him.. it's you?

SPchief
04-08-2009, 09:44 PM
Over/Under when her and Stummpy get back together?

badgirl
04-08-2009, 09:44 PM
I am sorry

Thank you.

badgirl
04-08-2009, 09:45 PM
don't worry... it ISN'T him.. it's you?

No it was him.

badgirl
04-08-2009, 09:45 PM
Over/Under when her and Stummpy get back together?

Nope, thats not gonna happen. I won't leave Tennessee.

Pestilence
04-08-2009, 09:46 PM
Ok....I guess not.

cdcox
04-08-2009, 09:46 PM
Sorry to hear this. I can see you are taking it hard. Best wishes.

Baconeater
04-08-2009, 09:47 PM
You stopped putting out, didn't you?

wild1
04-08-2009, 09:47 PM
without a picture of the guns, we cannot judge whether he was right or wrong.

Count Zarth
04-08-2009, 09:47 PM
I am sorry

YOU STOLE HER MAN?

Mr. Kotter
04-08-2009, 09:50 PM
maybe so. I won't argue with not even you, I don't have the heart for it tonight. God this really sucks. It was kinda mutual thing, no one cheated or anything, its a long story, one I won't go into.


Listen, badgirl....you start a thread like this, and don't include details....WTF? :huh:

Seriously, either spill your guts...regardless of the "fun" the Planet masses may have with it, or just S.T.F.U. Nothing personal, no insult intended....but...seriously.

:spock:

The only thing worse than Drama, is Pretend-Drama. So, come on, lady....buck-up, and give us the GD Drama!!!

:cuss:

Okay????

Now excuse me for a few minutes, whilst I get the popcorn.... ;)

Iowanian
04-08-2009, 09:58 PM
It was the farting again, wasn't it?


It will be alright, most of us have been through it.

Maybe you'll luck out and get a new boyfriend and can post on his favorite website that you got a BIG surprise for your next birthday?

SPchief
04-08-2009, 09:59 PM
It was kinda mutual thing,
don't worry... it ISN'T him.. it's you?


No it was him.

:spock:

SPchief
04-08-2009, 10:01 PM
Ouch, when Kotter calls you out for being a drama queen, there must be something wrong

Mr. Kotter
04-08-2009, 10:01 PM
It was the farting again, wasn't it?

....


Again? :spock:

Come on, Iowanian....link, dude. Give us the damned LINK..... :cuss:

T-post Tom
04-08-2009, 10:03 PM
He probably went full gay.

Buehler445
04-08-2009, 10:05 PM
Sorry to hear. Don't worry about it. You can make a plenty good life without him.

RINGLEADER
04-08-2009, 10:05 PM
Everything happens for a reason.

You can't see around corners.

If you feel like crying you should.

Raised On Riots
04-08-2009, 10:07 PM
2 hours before I had to come to work, needless to say tonight is very hard. I have to try to stay busy, I am off work tomorrow so I can cry all I want but for right Now I am trying to hold it in. :deevee:

Almost 3 1/2 years of my life shot to hell.

And you came here? That's just straight up-glutton for punishment.

Anywho, sorry for your loss/situation.

Mr. Kotter
04-08-2009, 10:07 PM
He probably went full gay.

Sir, Mr. T-post....

I've seen Ms. badgirls pics on the Planet.

I've see Ms. badgirl, allegedly, in a damned bikini on the frickin' Planet. And she ain't singin' that Bowling for Soup 1985 song either.

You sir, are no Ms. badgirl. Ms. badgirl, even in her MILF years would arouse the testosterone even in a "girly-man" or Boy-George-ish Bi-sexual man....as long as your name isn't Clayton. Therefore, said boyfriend could in no way be "gay." Unless he was trying for a "conversion."

You sir, Mr. T-post are no Mr. Clayton. So stop pretending.

:harumph:


;)

Gracie Dean
04-08-2009, 10:09 PM
YOU STOLE HER MAN?

no DUMBASS I was showing human compassion

something you know NOTHING about

KChiefs1
04-08-2009, 10:09 PM
Get a manfriend next time.

:thumb:

I tell all my women friends this.
Don't go out looking just let it come to you.

Jenson71
04-08-2009, 10:14 PM
There's never been a better time to become a Catholic nun and living a life of prayer and serving God. Reject the materialistic pleasures, they offer nothing. Man (and woman) is first and foremost a spiritual body, created in the image of God, whose glory reigns forever. Amen.

T-post Tom
04-08-2009, 10:16 PM
Sir, Mr. T-post....

I've seen Ms. badgirls pics on the Planet.

I've see Ms. badgirl, allegedly, in a damned bikini on the frickin' Planet. And she ain't singin' that Bowling for Soup 1985 song either.

You sir, are no Ms. badgirl. Ms. badgirl, even in her MILF years would arouse the testosterone even in a "girly-man" or Boy-George-ish Bi-sexual man....as long as your name isn't Clayton. Therefore, said boyfriend could in no way be "gay." Unless he was trying for a "conversion."

You sir, Mr. T-post are no Mr. Clayton. So stop pretending.
:harumph: ;)

Perhaps I was a bit obtuse. Let me explain: For a man to break up with a women of her high caliber, he would have to have gone "full" gay. Thus, abandoning the females of our species completely. It's not a reflection of her, but only his own biological makeup. I'm sure she'll have no problem finding a new signifigant other/soul mate/ f*ck buddy.

Ebolapox
04-08-2009, 10:17 PM
There's never been a better time to become a Catholic nun and living a life of prayer and serving God. Reject the materialistic pleasures, they offer nothing. Man (and woman) is first and foremost a spiritual body, created in the image of God, whose glory reigns forever. Amen.

I saw this porn one time when a catholic nun was taking it anal style. I betcha there's some fine nun tail running around.

:spock:

T-post Tom
04-08-2009, 10:21 PM
I saw this porn one time when a catholic nun was taking it anal style. I betcha there's some fine nun tail running around.

:spock:

http://www.halloweenplayground.com/images/legavenue/83127.jpg

kysirsoze
04-08-2009, 10:22 PM
Perhaps I was a bit obtuse. Let me explain: For a man to break up with a women of her high caliber, he would have to have gone "full" gay. Thus, abandoning the females of our species completely. It's not a reflection of her, but only his own biological makeup. I'm sure she'll have no problem finding a new signifigant other/soul mate/ f*ck buddy.

I think you mean abstruce. o:-)

Mr. Kotter
04-08-2009, 10:24 PM
Perhaps I was a bit obtuse. Let me explain: For a man to break up with a women of her high caliber, he would have to have gone "full" gay. Thus, abandoning the females of our species completely. It's not a reflection of her, but only his own biological makeup. I'm sure she'll have no problem finding a new signifigant other/soul mate/ f*ck buddy.

Now you is talkin', bro. ;)

:thumb:

Ebolapox
04-08-2009, 10:24 PM
http://www.halloweenplayground.com/images/legavenue/83127.jpg

that's a habit I wouldn't kick out of bed for eating crackers.

DeezNutz
04-08-2009, 10:25 PM
WTF can you expect? A man needs his orange juice.

:)

Sure-Oz
04-08-2009, 10:25 PM
It will take time but it will get better, that is rough to go to work like that, sorry to hear

badgirl
04-08-2009, 10:26 PM
Thanks guys, I thought even if some (Claythan) are mean to me it will help. I appreciate you all being kind, I will get through it.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-08-2009, 10:26 PM
that's a habit I wouldn't kick out of bed for eating crackers.

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badgirl
04-08-2009, 10:27 PM
It will take time but it will get better, that is rough to go to work like that, sorry to hear

It is rough, me and a nurse went to take a break together and she made me laugh some, I am glad to have the good people I work with.

Mr. Kotter
04-08-2009, 10:27 PM
WTF can you expect? A man needs his orange juice.

:)

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T-post Tom
04-08-2009, 10:27 PM
I think you mean abstruce. o:-)


And I think you meant "abstruse". Here ya go:


obtuse--

Main Entry: ob·tuse
Pronunciation: \äb-ˈtüs, əb-, -ˈtyüs\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): ob·tus·er; ob·tus·est

Etymology: Middle English, from Latin obtusus blunt, dull, from past participle of obtundere to beat against, blunt, from ob- against + tundere to beat — more at ob-, contusion
Date: 15th century
....
b: difficult to comprehend : not clear or precise in thought or expression

I've been called worse, but I've been guilty of both.

luv
04-08-2009, 10:28 PM
Thanks guys, I thought even if some (Claythan) are mean to me it will help. I appreciate you all being kind, I will get through it.

It's either mutual or on him, but you want people to be mean to you?

Mr. Kotter
04-08-2009, 10:29 PM
Thanks guys, I thought even if some (Claythan) are mean to me it will help. I appreciate you all being kind, I will get through it.

I hope you appreciate my intention to "lighten-up" things....best wishes.

:(

Count Zarth
04-08-2009, 10:30 PM
no DUMBASS I was showing human compassion

something you know NOTHING about

So you gave her man a pity fuck?

Jesus.

badgirl
04-08-2009, 10:31 PM
It's either mutual or on him, but you want people to be mean to you?

Well I wanted him to spend more time with me, I have put up with a lot for over 3 years now and I get very lonely, but I just thought well things will change with time and we will be together and grow old together. He thinks he should do his own thing and work me in when he has time. He said he thought it best just to end it and I could find someone who could offer me more of his time and more of what I need in my life. So I really can't say whos fault it is....I think he thinks he is doing me a favor.

badgirl
04-08-2009, 10:32 PM
I hope you appreciate my intention to "lighten-up" things....best wishes.

:(

I very much appreciate it, very much. Thank you.

Count Zarth
04-08-2009, 10:34 PM
Well I wanted him to spend more time with me,

Ah. That explains it.

badgirl
04-08-2009, 10:35 PM
Ah. That explains it.

:rolleyes:

luv
04-08-2009, 10:35 PM
Well I wanted him to spend more time with me, I have put up with a lot for over 3 years now and I get very lonely, but I just thought well things will change with time and we will be together and grow old together. He thinks he should do his own thing and work me in when he has time. He said he thought it best just to end it and I could find someone who could offer me more of his time and more of what I need in my life. So I really can't say whos fault it is....I think he thinks he is doing me a favor.

You don't have to have a man in your life in order to be complete. I know I'm the loser who lives alone, but, although there are lonely times, I don't mind for the most part. I like being independent and knowing I can make it on my own. A man should not complete you, he should compliment you. JMO.

Count Zarth
04-08-2009, 10:38 PM
I know I'm the loser who lives alone, but

Your cat loves you. That's more than badgirl can say.

Ronjon
04-08-2009, 10:42 PM
"There comes a time in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, ; who always will. Don't worry about the people in your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.."

Might take a while to get over it but all in all you will be just fine!

Jenson71
04-08-2009, 10:44 PM
I saw this porn one time when a catholic nun was taking it anal style. I betcha there's some fine nun tail running around.

:spock:

That was probably a pretend Catholic nun.

I can't understand any fetish for Catholic nuns. That's so insane I can't even wrap my mind around it. My teachers who were nuns were either over 80 years old or weighed over 300 pounds. None looked like Ingrid Bergman or the good singer from Sister Act.

J Diddy
04-08-2009, 10:46 PM
Your cat loves you. That's more than badgirl can say.

you should walk upstairs and kiss your mom goodnight.

badgirl
04-08-2009, 10:47 PM
You don't have to have a man in your life in order to be complete. I know I'm the loser who lives alone, but, although there are lonely times, I don't mind for the most part. I like being independent and knowing I can make it on my own. A man should not complete you, he should compliment you. JMO.

I know your right, I have always loved being a wife and I really thought one day I would be his. I enjoy being a wife (and mother) when my kids were little. I had my first child when I was 19 and it was hard when they all grew up and left, I miss that, but I never thought I would be alone when they left. Its just a lifestyle I don't care much for, I enjoy taking care of my husband and cooking and everything that goes along with it.

I know what you say is right Luv and I appreciate it.. Your right to claythan, I don't even have a cat.

badgirl
04-08-2009, 10:48 PM
"There comes a time in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, ; who always will. Don't worry about the people in your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.."

Might take a while to get over it but all in all you will be just fine!

Thank you, I see that is your first post and you made it count in my eyes.. Thanks again.:thumb:

luv
04-08-2009, 10:52 PM
I know your right, I have always loved being a wife and I really thought one day I would be his. I enjoy being a wife (and mother) when my kids were little. I had my first child when I was 19 and it was hard when they all grew up and left, I miss that, but I never thought I would be alone when they left. Its just a lifestyle I don't care much for, I enjoy taking care of my husband and cooking and everything that goes along with it.

I know what you say is right Luv and I appreciate it.. Your right to claythan, I don't even have a cat.

Oh, I would absolutely LOVE to have someone to do things for. I'm so a people pleaser. I just like knowing its something I really want to do, and not something I need in order to survive. Or maybe it's something I tell myself to make my life make sense.

The only advice I will give is that, no matter what you do in the future, take some time to do what you want/need to do right now. Pamper yourself with a hot bubble bath and some candles. Go shopping. Order pizza, put in Marley & Me, and ball your eyes out. Go for a nice long walk. Whatever helps you feel better right now. Put some things in perspective, then decide where to go from there.

Count Zarth
04-08-2009, 10:52 PM
Thank you, I see that is your first post and you made it count in my eyes.. Thanks again.:thumb:

Hold on to this man, okay?

kysirsoze
04-08-2009, 10:53 PM
And I think you meant "abstruse". Here ya go:


....
b: difficult to comprehend : not clear or precise in thought or expression

I've been called worse, but I've been guilty of both.

:doh!: I did mean abstruse. That's what I get for being a vocab dick.:p


But I believe that definition is one added through common misuse.

Here's a pretty good site put up by an English professor that has a lot of common errors in the language.

http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.txt


ABSTRUSE/OBTUSE

Most people first encounter "obtuse" in geometry class, where it labels
an angle of more than 90 degrees. Imagine what sort of blunt arrowhead
that kind of angle would make and you will understand why it also has a
figurative meaning of "dull, stupid." But people often mix the word up
with "abstruse," which means "difficult to understand."

When you mean to criticize something for being needlessly complex or
baffling, the word you need is not "obtuse," but "abstruse."


Wow I'm bored.

Baconeater
04-08-2009, 10:54 PM
You don't have to have a man in your life in order to be complete. I know I'm the loser who lives alone, but, although there are lonely times, I don't mind for the most part. I like being independent and knowing I can make it on my own. A man should not complete you, he should compliment you. JMO.
No no, Badgirl needs a man. Who else is going to operate the appliances?

badgirl
04-08-2009, 10:54 PM
Oh, I would absolutely LOVE to have someone to do things for. I'm so a people pleaser. I just like knowing its something I really want to do, and not something I need in order to survive. Or maybe it's something I tell myself to make my life make sense.

The only advice I will give is that, no matter what you do in the future, take some time to do what you want/need to do right now. Pamper yourself with a hot bubble bath and some candles. Go shopping. Order pizza, put in Marley & Me, and ball your eyes out. Go for a nice long walk. Whatever helps you feel better right now. Put some things in perspective, then decide where to go from there.

Well I am off work tomorrow night and I bought 7 pounds last night and haven't got to watch it yet, so I will take your advice and start to figure out what I want to do with myself. Thanks Luv, I appreciate it.

badgirl
04-08-2009, 10:55 PM
Hold on to this man, okay?

What??

luv
04-08-2009, 10:57 PM
Well I am off work tomorrow night and I bought 7 pounds last night and haven't got to watch it yet, so I will take your advice and start to figure out what I want to do with myself. Thanks Luv, I appreciate it.

Trust me, if there was a way to make a living at getting dumped, I'd be very rich. ;)

Fairplay
04-08-2009, 11:05 PM
The only advice I will give is that, no matter what you do in the future, take some time to do what you want/need to do right now. Pamper yourself with a hot bubble bath and some candles. Go shopping. Order pizza, put in Marley & Me, and ball your eyes out.



Men get drunk in these situations, and women eat......a lot.

wutamess
04-08-2009, 11:05 PM
Well I am off work tomorrow night and I bought 7 pounds last night and haven't got to watch it yet, so I will take your advice and start to figure out what I want to do with myself. Thanks Luv, I appreciate it.

7lbs is not the movie to watch after a break up.
Must get Superbad instead.


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What ever came about your house being invaded when you left the house?

Fairplay
04-08-2009, 11:07 PM
"There comes a time in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, ; who always will. Don't worry about the people in your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.."




Listen to Ronjon the philosopher.

Count Zarth
04-08-2009, 11:07 PM
The movie for badgirl is Thelma and Louise.

Sure-Oz
04-08-2009, 11:09 PM
Focus on yourself and do what you can to make yourself a better person...trust me

Stay busy and do things that will make you feel good, it'll help

badgirl
04-08-2009, 11:10 PM
7lbs is not the movie to watch after a break up.
Must get Superbad instead.

What ever came about your house being invaded when you leave.

After someone came and evidentally took a shower and shaved in my bathroom I ended up calling the police and making a report and nothing has happened since....makes me beleive it was a neighbor and after they saw the police they haven't taken a chance again.

badgirl
04-08-2009, 11:11 PM
The movie for badgirl is Thelma and Louise.

I don't have a Thelma or a Louise so how could that movie fit?

Count Zarth
04-08-2009, 11:12 PM
I don't have a Thelma or a Louise so how could that movie fit?

Symbolism, retard.

luv
04-08-2009, 11:12 PM
7lbs is not the movie to watch after a break up.
Must get Superbad instead.




See, sometimes a comedy will help, but then there are times you just need to cry. My crying movie is actually Armageddon. It has some funny parts in it, but I ALWAYS cry at the end when he talking to his daughter.

badgirl
04-08-2009, 11:14 PM
Symbolism, retard.

I don't even see how it fits into anything in my life, you big dummy.

|Zach|
04-08-2009, 11:15 PM
Had a client meeting today. One of the gals seemed pretty offbase and ended up just excusing herself and leaving. Think it could have been something like this. You always feel for someone...

Thankfully she isn't the one who signs the check. That is the important part.

badgirl
04-08-2009, 11:15 PM
See, sometimes a comedy will help, but then there are times you just need to cry. My crying movie is actually Armageddon. It has some funny parts in it, but I ALWAYS cry at the end when he talking to his daughter.

I'd really like to cry now, I mean he broke up with me 2 hours before I had to leave for work so I haven't even got to sit down and let it sink in, I am sure it will start in the Jeep before I even make it home. I feel like I am in a dream.

Fairplay
04-08-2009, 11:16 PM
I can't understand any fetish for Catholic nuns. That's so insane I can't even wrap my mind around it. My teachers who were nuns were either over 80 years old or weighed over 300 pounds. None looked like Ingrid Bergman or the good singer from Sister Act.


Helen reddy played a nun and sang this.

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T-post Tom
04-08-2009, 11:16 PM
:doh!: I did mean abstruse. That's what I get for being a vocab dick.:p


But I believe that definition is one added through common misuse.

Here's a pretty good site put up by an English professor that has a lot of common errors in the language.

http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.txt


ABSTRUSE/OBTUSE

Most people first encounter "obtuse" in geometry class, where it labels
an angle of more than 90 degrees. Imagine what sort of blunt arrowhead
that kind of angle would make and you will understand why it also has a
figurative meaning of "dull, stupid." But people often mix the word up
with "abstruse," which means "difficult to understand."

When you mean to criticize something for being needlessly complex or
baffling, the word you need is not "obtuse," but "abstruse."

Wow I'm bored.

So is he down with "ain't"? When does an "error" become accepted usage? Language is fluid and ever-changing. Most of the widely used dictionaries now accept "obtuse" as I used it. But thank you for the edification. I'll remember that when dealing with my highbrow friends. Not that they understand me anyway. :D

Count Zarth
04-08-2009, 11:18 PM
I don't even see how it fits into anything in my life, you big dummy.

Shocking.

Count Zarth
04-08-2009, 11:19 PM
I feel like I am in a dream.

The nightmare is Chiefsplanet's.

|Zach|
04-08-2009, 11:22 PM
I feel like I am in a dream.



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badgirl
04-08-2009, 11:33 PM
Shocking.

Explain how anything in my life has to do with anything about that movie. :spock:Pick another movie.

badgirl
04-08-2009, 11:34 PM
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Our computers doesn't have sound here at work so I can't hear it.:banghead:

Count Zarth
04-08-2009, 11:37 PM
Explain how anything in my life has to do with anything about that movie. :spock:Pick another movie.

It's about a couple of old harpies. I bet you have at least one friend.

T-post Tom
04-08-2009, 11:38 PM
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This post is worthless without peyote. :)

|Zach|
04-08-2009, 11:40 PM
This post is worthless without peyote. :)

:LOL:

badgirl
04-09-2009, 12:26 AM
It's about a couple of old harpies. I bet you have at least one friend.

yea

Raised On Riots
04-09-2009, 12:35 AM
yea

Question:

I immerse myself in this place daily. You, on the other hand, tend to subject yourself to the Planet, and to a "following" with nothing but contempt for you.

Why do you do this? This is not the place for "Poor, pitiful me".

Just curious.

badgirl
04-09-2009, 01:00 AM
Question:

I immerse myself in this place daily. You, on the other hand, tend to subject yourself to the Planet, and to a "following" with nothing but contempt for you.

Why do you do this? This is not the place for "Poor, pitiful me".

Just curious.

You are a NOOB who hasn't really been on here long enough to know the history of anyone about anything so mind your own business.

DaneMcCloud
04-09-2009, 01:01 AM
You are a NOOB who hasn't really been on here long enough to know the history of anyone about anything so mind your own business.

It's DarthCarlSatan.

He's good dude, just often misunderstood.

Get well.

badgirl
04-09-2009, 01:12 AM
It's DarthCarlSatan.

He's good dude, just often misunderstood.

Get well.

Well why does his join date say this month? Well if its him I agree I like him, I just thought it was someone new who was following in Claythans shadow.:D

Sorry DarthCarlSatan, I'm just a glutton for punishment and I know where to get it.:D

KCCHIEFS27
04-09-2009, 01:31 AM
"There comes a time in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, ; who always will. Don't worry about the people in your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.."

Might take a while to get over it but all in all you will be just fine!

Eh. I don't know if I fully agree with this quotation. Seriously, take a second and think about people from your past that haven't made it to your future. This includes neighbors if you may have moved, TEACHERS, old friends, etc. It's not the fact that they have been excluded, but it's how YOU and your life have interacted and been effected by them. A lot of good can come out of this. May I offer a new quote? You don't miss HIM, you miss who you THOUGHT he was.

KCChiefsMan
04-09-2009, 01:32 AM
1. go to bar
2. find a guy that meets your rank (if you are a 7, find a 7)
3. Ask the guy to come home with you, (he will)

there ya go

women can do that.

Hog Farmer
04-09-2009, 01:39 AM
I really think you and Claythan should hook up. He only gives you a hard time because he wants you so bad and he thinks it would never happen. I've heard he keeps your picture under his pillow.

Other than that I suggest watching the movie "300"

T-post Tom
04-09-2009, 01:46 AM
1. go to bar
2. find a guy that meets your rank (if you are a 7, find a 7)
3. Ask the guy to come home with you, (he will)

there ya go

women can do that.


Fug Dr. Phil, you should have your own show! :D

acesn8s
04-09-2009, 02:16 AM
You should have woke his ass up and watched the rain with him. :D

But really, sorry to hear it. This weekend, cry. Get it out. When you decide to face the world next week, say hello to every guy you are mildly attracted to and engage him in a conversation(hello, how are you, nice weather we are having, etc).Somewhere along the way you will find yourself talking to someone more and more. Remember, love will find you not the other way around.

WilliamTheIrish
04-09-2009, 02:39 AM
It was the farting again, wasn't it?...

LMAO

badgirl
04-09-2009, 04:37 AM
You should have woke his ass up and watched the rain with him. :D

But really, sorry to hear it. This weekend, cry. Get it out. When you decide to face the world next week, say hello to every guy you are mildly attracted to and engage him in a conversation(hello, how are you, nice weather we are having, etc).Somewhere along the way you will find yourself talking to someone more and more. Remember, love will find you not the other way around.

Thanks, I will try to take your advice, but I am really not gonna rush into anything with anyone for a very long time. Your right, when the right one comes along they will find me, I won't be looking for it.:thumb:

acesn8s
04-09-2009, 05:23 AM
Thanks, I will try to take your advice, but I am really not gonna rush into anything with anyone for a very long time. Your right, when the right one comes along they will find me, I won't be looking for it.:thumb:May I suggest listening to an angry song.

Blue October-The End :thumb:

Kerberos
04-09-2009, 05:34 AM
So how does a woman know when she has met Mr. RIGHT ??





























































Wait for it...........






























































































When he walks through the door, trips over his dick, and all the money falls out of his pockets.

Hope some humor helps.

Pioli Zombie
04-09-2009, 05:36 AM
Badgirl, sorry for your hurt. I know I've ranked on you for the nurse thing, but having been dumped I can feel your pain. Just stay close to friends and be careful about opening yourself to abuse from certain people here.

Claythan, I knew you were a virgin. I didn't know you also an asshole. Try not kicking people when they are down.
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acesn8s
04-09-2009, 05:57 AM
May I suggest listening to an angry song.

Blue October-The End :thumb:Its intense and dark but damn good



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyP7tYD21LI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo%2Eaol%2Ecom%2Fvideo%2Ddetail%2Fblue%2Doctober%2Dthe%2Dend%2Dnew%2F1228318091&feature=player_embedded</EMBED>

Redrum_69
04-09-2009, 06:18 AM
claythan...heres your chance. Drive to Tennessee and take badgirl out to Sonic..or maybe you two get a hotel and order a Casey's taco pizza. All you have to do is show her an ounce of attention..Tell her something like "your ass looks great in those jeans but you need a haircut" and you should be a shoe-in.

Post Break-up women are the easiest. Hell, you could just show up with a chocolate bar and a Fresca.

King_Chief_Fan
04-09-2009, 06:39 AM
oh good grief.... a bunch of Dr. Phils and Oprah's on this board.

BG, I don't think this is the place to bring your sorrow. Not with this bunch of sorry sad sacks

Delano
04-09-2009, 06:45 AM
That was probably a pretend Catholic nun.

I can't understand any fetish for Catholic nuns. That's so insane I can't even wrap my mind around it. My teachers who were nuns were either over 80 years old or weighed over 300 pounds. None looked like Ingrid Bergman or the good singer from Sister Act.

Mmmm... pretend nuns.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/SPYPwKeBfeI/AAAAAAAARmc/hINu-VjAlE0/s320/chenoweth+nun.jpg

KCtotheSB
04-09-2009, 06:53 AM
Being an internet veteran and all, I've discovered these are always the worst kind of topics. One girl, seven thousand men.

Iowanian
04-09-2009, 06:57 AM
video proof of where this relationship went wrong....Stumppy told you this was no way to wake your man up from a nap.

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Comanche
04-09-2009, 07:08 AM
I'm not sure if this story is real or fake. Regardless, if it is true, you should stop playing the "victim." If you want the guy back, GO GET HIM! You know you can if you try hard enough. If you don't want him back, then you are in the best situation for YOU.

"Almost 3 1/2 years of my life shot to hell."
You are looking at the 3 1/2 years ALL WRONG! That time was not an "investment" leading to something else. It was good times that should be remembered as a great period in your life that helped you grow as a person. During that time, you loved someone special and were loved back. You should appreciate that time together. Although that door may have closed, another will open that will also provide great memories.



2 hours before I had to come to work, needless to say tonight is very hard. I have to try to stay busy, I am off work tomorrow so I can cry all I want but for right Now I am trying to hold it in. :deevee:

Almost 3 1/2 years of my life shot to hell.

Kerberos
04-09-2009, 07:15 AM
Mmmm... pretend nuns.




Careful what you wish for :eek:

ChiTown
04-09-2009, 07:17 AM
Without reading through this entire thread, I'm sure it's turned out really well..................

Katipan
04-09-2009, 07:17 AM
Careful what you wish for :eek:

Not safe for work or Christians or anyone else that's been on the Internet for I dunno 10 years or so (http://www.divineinterventions.com)

keg in kc
04-09-2009, 07:31 AM
Without reading through this entire thread, I'm sure it's turned out really well..................I was just thinking the same thing.

Redrum_69
04-09-2009, 07:48 AM
2 hours before I had to come to work, needless to say tonight is very hard. I have to try to stay busy, I am off work tomorrow so I can cry all I want but for right Now I am trying to hold it in. :deevee:

Almost 3 1/2 years of my life shot to hell.



Clearly he was f*cking around on you this whole time.

What you should do is call his cell phone over and over leaving messages, maybe drive over to his work place and wait outside then when he comes out peel out and drive like a bat outta hell! Also..call his parents house once an hour...and his workplace too. Then if all that fails..follow him wherever he goes and wave at him everytime he looks over at you. Guys crave this sort of attention.

ROYC75
04-09-2009, 07:50 AM
Better now than later. Just think if you had of married him .

raybec 4
04-09-2009, 07:51 AM
Clearly he was f*cking around on you this whole time.

What you should do is call his cell phone over and over leaving messages, maybe drive over to his work place and wait outside then when he comes out peel out and drive like a bat outta hell! Also..call his parents house once an hour...and his workplace too. Then if all that fails..follow him wherever he goes and wave at him everytime he looks over at you. Guys crave this sort of attention.

Don't forget to leave little notes on his car every time he goes in somewhere. Put presents in his mailbox every day. Oh, and make sure every time you see him with another female run up and scream "Is this the whore?"

ROYC75
04-09-2009, 08:06 AM
Some of the very things you guys are saying is what my buddy is going thru. I'm LMAO cause reading them to him, the look on his face is priceless !

Gloria, these guys are poking fun and telling you how to piss them off and give you a bad name.

Forget him.... simple as that.

Iowanian
04-09-2009, 08:12 AM
You should really fix him by calling the girl he's screwing now, and telling her that he's got a enough warts on his mushroom big enough for a village of smurfs to inhabit.

Amnorix
04-09-2009, 08:20 AM
Your cat loves you. That's more than badgirl can say.

Am I the only one who sees the irony in your critiquing other people's relationships, or sex lives, etc.?

MOhillbilly
04-09-2009, 08:31 AM
Am I the only one who sees the irony in your critiquing other people's relationships, or sex lives, etc.?

No. i think we all just rack it up to him bein a douchecanoe.

ChiTown
04-09-2009, 08:32 AM
Am I the only one who sees the irony in your critiquing other people's relationships, or sex lives, etc.?

no shit, and being an expert at fucking mannequins doesn't count........

Garcia Bronco
04-09-2009, 08:33 AM
http://www.halloweenplayground.com/images/legavenue/83127.jpg

Blasphemy!!! Where is this website?

Amnorix
04-09-2009, 08:34 AM
Badgirl -- sorry to hear about it. From the brief description you gave, he didn't match up well with what you wanted/needed, so you're better off moving on and finding someone who does.

Meanwhile -- try to move on as quickly as possible. That would mean not doing things like this:

http://www.break.com/index/angry-girlfriend-gets-revenge.html

[note, video is SFW, but website has some NSFW elements.

Bwana
04-09-2009, 08:35 AM
Am I the only one who sees the irony in your critiquing other people's relationships, or sex lives, etc.?

Indeed.

Taking advise form gochiefs, (AKA Rico Suave of the keyboard) regarding relationships, makes about as much sense as going to Kim Jong-il for advise on diplomatic relationships.

Amnorix
04-09-2009, 08:42 AM
Indeed.

Taking advise form gochiefs, (AKA Rico Suave of the keyboard) regarding relationships, makes about as much sense as going to Kim Jong-il for advise on diplomatic relationships.


Following the theme of taking advice from the WRONG people -- a buddy of mine is going through a divorce. He and his wife are in their early 40s, with one minor son who is about 10 or so.

His wife works at the mall. She's the one that asked for the divorce. She is, to be honest, a truly terrible mother. The worst I know. While not physically abusive, she's completely disinterested in the child. She's basically a college kid who happens to be in her 40s -- more interested in drinking and hanging out with the girls and having fun than being a responsible parent.

One of my buddy's coworkers has friends at the mall too, and apparently she took alot of advice from the twenty-somethings that work there, about how she should get the divorce and try to find true love and how she would get custody and the house and everything would be great.

The judge just gave preliminary award of custody to my buddy -- the dad. The wife had to leave the house, AND pay $50 child support. She's moved back in with her parents for now.

What a riot. And it's what she deserves for taking advice on marriage and kids from people who are barely adults themselves and don't know jack about anything except what bars are good to go to.

Still a sad situation, but sometimes justice gets served!

Iowanian
04-09-2009, 08:46 AM
Eventually, one of these internet skanks are going to break the meatpeekers heart. He'll deserve all of the grief he catches in that thread.

seclark
04-09-2009, 08:51 AM
Eventually, one of these internet skanks are going to break the meatpeekers heart. He'll deserve all of the grief he catches in that thread.

as long as he's beating off to hootie, the women are safe.
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burt
04-09-2009, 09:31 AM
You should really fix him by calling the girl he's screwing now, and telling her that he's got a enough warts on his mushroom big enough for a village of smurfs to inhabit.

The girl he's screwing now already knows all about his mushroom!

Seriously Badgirl, sorry to hear about your pain.

"Love bites"-Def Lepard
"Kiss this thing goodbye"-Delamitre

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-09-2009, 10:36 AM
Am I the only one who sees the irony in your critiquing other people's relationships, or sex lives, etc.?

I just see it as sad and pathetic but nothing he says surprises me. Morons will be morons.

luv
04-09-2009, 10:39 AM
Your cat loves you. That's more than badgirl can say.

I can't believe anyone sees this as giving advice. :spock:

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 11:37 AM
Claythan, I knew you were a virgin. I didn't know you also an asshole.


http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll252/cartoonfullmoon/MoreYouKnow.jpg?t=1239298538

Raised On Riots
04-09-2009, 11:53 AM
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll252/cartoonfullmoon/MoreYouKnow.jpg?t=1239298538

LMAO

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 01:27 PM
LMAO

I am ripping up this thread!

DaneMcCloud
04-09-2009, 02:27 PM
I am ripping up this thread!

You're going to die a virgin.

Chiefs Pantalones
04-09-2009, 02:28 PM
Maybe it's because you're a...bad girl...perhaps?

Pestilence
04-09-2009, 02:59 PM
Are you hot?

I'M STILL WAITING!!!!!

booger
04-09-2009, 02:59 PM
Claythan got big on burgers and fries
now he works at WPI

he's scared right now about the future of Larry Johnson
He's never confused for Charles Bronson

Claythan is a supergay f@g
just ask him his tail will wag

his pecker is so small he pees on his balls
he poops in his room and rubs it on the walls

Just because once he ate a bag of chips
makes him an expert on relationships

He sits in his basement playing star wars
he has silly dreams about screwing a horse

Yes Clathan got big on Burgers and fries
and can't find his way between a woman's thighs

booger
04-09-2009, 03:13 PM
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Fruit Ninja
04-09-2009, 03:13 PM
I can't believe anyone sees this as giving advice. :spock:He should just be banned again, All he does is troll other people posts. Isnt that against the policy here to troll? I just laugh at people like this. Talking all kinds of shit over the internet. I am going to laugh when one day he's at training camp or a Chiefs game and someone beats the shit out of him. Its going to happen, its just a matter of time.

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 03:16 PM
I am going to laugh when one day he's at training camp or a Chiefs game and someone beats the shit out of him. Its going to happen, its just a matter of time.

I could use the money from a lawsuit like that!

luv
04-09-2009, 03:18 PM
He should just be banned again, All he does is troll other people posts. Isnt that against the policy here to troll? I just laugh at people like this. Talking all kinds of shit over the internet. I am going to laugh when one day he's at training camp or a Chiefs game and someone beats the shit out of him. Its going to happen, its just a matter of time.

Actually, trolls tend to be ones who either come here for the sole purpose of stirring shit up or people who don't talk sports at all. I'd say badgirl is more of a troll than Claythan (no offense, badgirl) in that sense. Are you seriously saying that Claythan does not contribute?

dirk digler
04-09-2009, 03:21 PM
Sorry to hear about your boyfriend bad girl. Guys are stupid sometimes and don't know what they got until it is gone.

You will find someone better and if not you can always call Clay.

sedated
04-09-2009, 03:32 PM
<img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l143/tony666_02/nun.jpg">

sedated
04-09-2009, 03:33 PM
<img src="http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o287/imadadog69/nun.jpg">

Jayhawkerman2001
04-09-2009, 03:34 PM
jesus, cut the girl some slack here.

Jayhawkerman2001
04-09-2009, 03:35 PM
Actually, trolls tend to be ones who either come here for the sole purpose of stirring shit up or people who don't talk sports at all. I'd say badgirl is more of a troll than Claythan (no offense, badgirl) in that sense. Are you seriously saying that Claythan does not contribute?

no, not really a whole lot

Skip Towne
04-09-2009, 04:28 PM
Sorry to hear this Gloria. Hang in there, you will find a better one.

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 05:24 PM
Sorry to hear this Gloria. Hang in there, you will find a better one.

You should take her out. Show her the back of your van.

Over-Head
04-09-2009, 05:44 PM
Question:

I immerse myself in this place daily. You, on the other hand, tend to subject yourself to the Planet, and to a "following" with nothing but contempt for you.

Why do you do this? This is not the place for "Poor, pitiful me".

Just curious.
2 words for ya sunshine.
The first one's F***

Over-Head
04-09-2009, 05:47 PM
Claythan, I knew you were a virgin. I didn't know you also an asshole. Posted via Mobile Device
You've been here since Jan and just NOW figured that out?:doh!:

Simply Red
04-09-2009, 05:48 PM
so badgirl, you gettin' horny yet?

Joie
04-09-2009, 05:49 PM
Sorry to hear that you're going through this. Breaking up sucks.

I must second Aces' advice though. The guy for you is out there and will show up when you least expect him. In the meantime listen to some angry music, and then treat yourself to something fantastic....a shopping spree, a massage, pedicure, whatever makes you feel pampered.

Dave Lane
04-09-2009, 05:51 PM
2 hours before I had to come to work, needless to say tonight is very hard. I have to try to stay busy, I am off work tomorrow so I can cry all I want but for right Now I am trying to hold it in. :deevee:

Almost 3 1/2 years of my life shot to hell.

I'd say I'm sorry but you probably deserve it :) j/k

Dave Lane
04-09-2009, 05:52 PM
Sorry to hear that you're going through this. Breaking up sucks.

I must second Aces' advice though. The guy for you is out there and will show up when you least expect him. In the meantime listen to some angry music, and then treat yourself to something fantastic....a shopping spree, a massage, pedicure, whatever makes you feel pampered.

I recommend "Crazy Bitch" by Buck cherry

Frazod
04-09-2009, 05:52 PM
You should take her out. Show her the back of your van.

LMAO

Pioli Zombie
04-09-2009, 05:53 PM
You've been here since Jan and just NOW figured that out?:doh!:

I knew he was a virgin. I knew he was an idiot I didn't know he was mean enough to kick someone when they were down

Oh, I'm talking about Claythan. He's a virgin you know. Never been laid. Never done the nasty. Never. Like in what the eff.
Posted via Mobile Device

Raised On Riots
04-09-2009, 05:59 PM
2 words for ya sunshine.
The first one's F***

Right back at ya' "jump in shit that you don't know shit about"!4321

booger
04-09-2009, 05:59 PM
:rockon:I recommend "Crazy Bitch" by Buck cherry

once new a girl that pole danced to that. and yes she was a crazy bitch. Who loved the cocaine, which is ironically another good buckcherry song.

that is all.

BWillie
04-09-2009, 05:59 PM
Treat 'em like dirt. They'll stick to you like mud

Raised On Riots
04-09-2009, 06:01 PM
You should take her out. Show her the back of your van.

I hear the Crotchety Fuckstick Cafe serves a mean Metamucil smoothie these days!

Joie
04-09-2009, 06:02 PM
I recommend "Crazy Bitch" by Buck cherry

Nah. Blue October's "The End" is much more appropriate. "Dirt Room" would work, too. Both are off of the "Approaching Normal" album.

Dave Lane
04-09-2009, 06:32 PM
Or the Doors "This is the End" now that will cheer you up :)

Fairplay
04-09-2009, 06:48 PM
I'd really like to cry now, I mean he broke up with me 2 hours before I had to leave for work so I haven't even got to sit down and let it sink in, home.



The lesson for the guys is to break up with the women at least 4 hours before she goes to work, so she has time to cry about it.

Simply Red
04-09-2009, 06:49 PM
@ this point, i'd go ahead and take him out, badgirl.

Calcountry
04-09-2009, 07:06 PM
Face it, bad girl, you are getting old, and will probably never get laid again.

Wa-Z
04-09-2009, 07:44 PM
A woman can always get laid..

Baconeater
04-09-2009, 07:53 PM
A woman can always get laid..
This.

Redrum_69
04-09-2009, 07:56 PM
A woman can always get laid..


tell your mom i'll be by to pick her up at 8:54pm

Simply Red
04-09-2009, 07:56 PM
Dang, now all you have is your ghost. J/K girl, keep yo' head up! :)

Fairplay
04-09-2009, 08:01 PM
Wear a skanky dress with high heals and stand on a street corner at night on the seedy side of town.

luv
04-09-2009, 08:08 PM
You guys are feeling spunky tonight, huh?

Redrum_69
04-09-2009, 08:18 PM
badgirl...are you a three input girl? do you deepthroat? How tight are your uh..pissflaps? How many guys you been with? Have you ever had to pay a guy to have sex with you but then afterwards he felt sorry for you and told you to keep it for the buffet at Denny's?

these are standard first date questions...and part of the screening to get claythan some splittail

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 08:22 PM
Jesus Christ, stop trying to hook me up with driedupoldhuskbadgirl

Jenson71
04-09-2009, 08:23 PM
My boyfriend broke up with me today.

Delano
04-09-2009, 08:23 PM
Jesus Christ, stop trying to hook me up with driedupoldhuskbadgirl

Think of the great after-sex conversations you would have.

J Diddy
04-09-2009, 08:24 PM
The lesson for the guys is to break up with the women at least 4 hours before she goes to work, so she has time to cry about it.

shit 10 minutes sounds good

seems like less time to deal with their drama

Skip Towne
04-09-2009, 08:27 PM
Jesus Christ, stop trying to hook me up with driedupoldhuskbadgirl

You're going to score a queen cause women are so attracted to you.

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 08:27 PM
JESUS CHRIST

STOP

Redrum_69
04-09-2009, 08:28 PM
Jesus Christ, stop trying to hook me up with driedupoldhuskbadgirl



you never replied to that rep i sent you....

Delano
04-09-2009, 08:28 PM
Ok, we can definitely stop talking about it if you would feel more comfortable. But you should not rule out the possibility. She has a lot to offer. :D

Redrum_69
04-09-2009, 08:29 PM
JESUS CHRIST

STOP



thats what your mom kept telling me last night til i put the ballgag on her

Delano
04-09-2009, 08:30 PM
thats what your mom kept telling me last night til i put the ballgag on her

All your burst are belong to us.

Redrum_69
04-09-2009, 08:32 PM
All your burst are belong to us.


:eek:

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 08:32 PM
Ok, we can definitely stop talking about it if you would feel more comfortable. But you should not rule out the possibility. She has a lot to offer. :D

A 52-year old skag was hitting on me earlier. This is the worst day of my life.

DaneMcCloud
04-09-2009, 08:33 PM
A 52-year old skag was hitting on me earlier. This is the worst day of my life.

You should just fuck her.

Fuck her tits off.

Get it over with.

luv
04-09-2009, 08:33 PM
A 52-year old skag was hitting on me earlier. This is the worst day of my life.

Day's not over yet. It can always get worse.

Redrum_69
04-09-2009, 08:35 PM
A 52-year old skag was hitting on me earlier. This is the worst day of my life.


lets keep your grandma out of this thread...we dont need to see more gilf pics

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 08:37 PM
You should just fuck her.

Fuck her tits off.

Get it over with.

Her tits are already about to fall off without any help from me...no thanks.

Delano
04-09-2009, 08:40 PM
A 52-year old skag was hitting on me earlier. This is the worst day of my life.

Sounds delightful. Was she rich?

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 08:43 PM
Well the decor in her household appeared lavish:

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4868/7748815893726644123.jpg (http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4868/7748815893726644123.jpg)

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2172/16491930997287419892.jpg (http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2172/16491930997287419892.jpg)

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7009/7428467138287013643.jpg (http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7009/7428467138287013643.jpg)chrome://deimageshack/skin/is_banner.png (http://www.imageshack.us/)

Gracie Dean
04-09-2009, 08:45 PM
So you gave her man a pity ****?

Jesus.

are you this fucking stupid ALL the time?

Baconeater
04-09-2009, 08:46 PM
You need to hit that shit, Clay.

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 08:46 PM
are you this fucking stupid ALL the time?

Only when badgirl and noswad tee 'em up.

Skip Towne
04-09-2009, 08:47 PM
are you this fucking stupid ALL the time?

Just when he gets around women. He's scared of them.

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 08:47 PM
You need to hit that shit, Clay.

http://api.ning.com/files/meoUvGlMhk-JWjhvjdb8SBDvO024wbFcQ2XUrExsWBmk3kfEnIeFUTy0AL5SZ7H0UYYYvMBhD85dXGptGBpdOQfjjHfUFGA1/No_maam.jpg

Gracie Dean
04-09-2009, 08:49 PM
The nightmare is Chiefsplanet's.

why don't you just fuck off you douche

luv
04-09-2009, 08:50 PM
Well the decor in her household appeared lavish:



With cords hanging down from her sconces? TACKY!

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 08:50 PM
why don't you just fuck off you douche

The reason I don't is I'm having too much fun.

Mecca
04-09-2009, 08:51 PM
Well the decor in her household appeared lavish:

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4868/7748815893726644123.jpg (http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4868/7748815893726644123.jpg)

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2172/16491930997287419892.jpg (http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2172/16491930997287419892.jpg)

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7009/7428467138287013643.jpg (http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7009/7428467138287013643.jpg)chrome://deimageshack/skin/is_banner.png (http://www.imageshack.us/)

I'd hit that...

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 08:51 PM
With cords hanging down from her sconces? TACKY!

Believe me I want no part of her sconce.

Joie
04-09-2009, 08:51 PM
Damn. I think she wants you to focus on her money so you can look past how she looks.

Assuming of course "she" is in fact female.

Redrum_69
04-09-2009, 08:52 PM
Just when he gets around women. He's scared of them.


I think Nick Athan gets more ass than Claythan...


Claythans parents should send him to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch and tell him dont come back til the jehovah has been washed off

Baconeater
04-09-2009, 08:52 PM
Believe me I want no part of her sconce.
Do it for the Planet!

Pioli Zombie
04-09-2009, 08:52 PM
Its about love. Its about connection. Its not about shit stained balls. Or the Cincinnati bow tie. Or the Rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez.
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Raised On Riots
04-09-2009, 08:52 PM
http://api.ning.com/files/meoUvGlMhk-JWjhvjdb8SBDvO024wbFcQ2XUrExsWBmk3kfEnIeFUTy0AL5SZ7H0UYYYvMBhD85dXGptGBpdOQfjjHfUFGA1/No_maam.jpg

http://b5.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00958/51/54/958444515_s.jpg

http://rlv.zcache.com/jefferson_darcy_yes_maam_shirt-p235103659457092857tdf9_210.jpg

http://www.no-maam.com/lang3/NOGroupe.jpg

Mecca
04-09-2009, 08:53 PM
Believe me I want no part of her sconce.

You are so retarded, there is nothing wrong with that woman at all..

Want a newsflash you do not have enough money or looks to be THAT god damn picky.

Baconeater
04-09-2009, 08:53 PM
Damn. I think she wants you to focus on her money so you can look past how she looks.

Assuming of course "she" is in fact female.
Hmmm..."she" does have rather large hands...

Delano
04-09-2009, 08:53 PM
With cords hanging down from her sconces? TACKY!

I didn't see anything that wasn't tacky.

Mecca
04-09-2009, 08:54 PM
I didn't see anything that wasn't tacky.

I was looking at her huge boobs so I didn't notice.

Delano
04-09-2009, 08:56 PM
A 52-year old skag was hitting on me earlier. This is the worst day of my life.

The closest thing that comes to how today felt is when you wipe back to front. You're on the toilet. You're not thinking, and you smear shit on the back of your hanging-down wrinkled ball skin. The more you try to wipe it clean, the skin stretches, and the mess keeps getting bigger. The thin layer of shit spreads into the hair and down your thighs. That's how a day like this, how it felt.

luv
04-09-2009, 08:56 PM
I didn't see anything that wasn't tacky.

Some of it was kind of ecclectic, but I hate hanging cords. They make things to hides those.

Delano
04-09-2009, 08:56 PM
I was looking at her huge boobs so I didn't notice.

Brah, I'll tell you right now she's not the woman for you. I didn't see a single recliner in any of those pictures.

Gracie Dean
04-09-2009, 08:56 PM
He should just be banned again, All he does is troll other people posts. Isnt that against the policy here to troll? I just laugh at people like this. Talking all kinds of shit over the internet. I am going to laugh when one day he's at training camp or a Chiefs game and someone beats the shit out of him. Its going to happen, its just a matter of time.

THIS

and REP

Mecca
04-09-2009, 08:57 PM
She's 52? She's actually good looking for her age...and she has money, she'll buy you stuff. I'd be all over that.

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 08:57 PM
I'd hit that...

REALLY?

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2638/147857455002594540.jpg (http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=147857455002594540.jpg)

luv
04-09-2009, 08:57 PM
THIS

and REP

WHy do you take him so seriously? Why not just put him on ignore?

Mecca
04-09-2009, 08:58 PM
Sure, for 52 she's good looking and she obviously has money...I bet she's at the very least alot of fun and she'd buy me stuff.

Delano
04-09-2009, 08:58 PM
REALLY?

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2638/147857455002594540.jpg (http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=147857455002594540.jpg)

Ahhh, you were hiding your out pitch. What a frightening smile.

Delano
04-09-2009, 08:59 PM
WHy do you take him so seriously? Why not just put him on ignore?

Shh.. it is entertaining.

Mecca
04-09-2009, 08:59 PM
She obviously shouldn't smile like that but there are more positives than negatives here...

Claythan thinks he's going to hit it with 10's who won't talk to him.

Joie
04-09-2009, 08:59 PM
REALLY?


YIKES!:eek:

luv
04-09-2009, 08:59 PM
Ahhh, you were hiding your out pitch. What a frightening smile.

Maybe she's trying to land a dentist?

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 09:00 PM
You are so retarded, there is nothing wrong with that woman at all..

Want a newsflash you do not have enough money or looks to be THAT god damn picky.

Please. I don't have to pick someone over 50. Or even over 40 for that matter.

Baconeater
04-09-2009, 09:00 PM
Sure, for 52 she's good looking and she obviously has money...I bet she's at the very least alot of fun and she'd buy me stuff.
Winner!

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 09:00 PM
Claythan thinks he's going to hit it with 10's who won't talk to him.

That explains why I made out with a 6. :rolleyes:

Mecca
04-09-2009, 09:01 PM
Age is of really no concern to me...I look at positive and negative and I'll tell you what...

Her age probably means 2 things, she's fun and doesn't do stupid little girl bullshit 2 major pluses oh and did I mention it's pretty apparent she's got money?

Mecca
04-09-2009, 09:02 PM
That explains why I made out with a 6. :rolleyes:

We must have completely different idea of what's attractive and what's not.

Joie
04-09-2009, 09:03 PM
Age is of really no concern to me...I look at positive and negative and I'll tell you what...

Her age probably means 2 things, she's fun and doesn't do stupid little girl bullshit 2 major pluses oh and did I mention it's pretty apparent she's got money?

Would you date someone who didn't have money? Or are you just looking for an Auntie to buy you presents?

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 09:04 PM
We must have completely different idea of what's attractive and what's not.

I'm just not up for cougars who gum instead of bite.

(lame joke alert)

wild1
04-09-2009, 09:04 PM
That 52 year old probably doesn't have money. She banged around the office, got divorced, kept the house.

Baconeater
04-09-2009, 09:04 PM
Would you date someone who didn't have money? Or are you just looking for an Auntie to buy you presents?
You make it sound like there's something wrong with that.

petegz28
04-09-2009, 09:05 PM
Hey badgirl, when times get bad just remember you aren't Claythan. So you will always have that going for you.

petegz28
04-09-2009, 09:06 PM
That explains why I made out with a 6. :rolleyes:

Dude, we don't care about the size of the dick you frenched. K?

Mecca
04-09-2009, 09:06 PM
Would you date someone who didn't have money? Or are you just looking for an Auntie to buy you presents?

Sure, I was just looking at what her personal positives are.

booger
04-09-2009, 09:08 PM
Atleast this older gal would be patient and let you try again when you spooge in your pants after taking off her shirt.

Most chicks will probably hit the road LOLing and never turn back once they find out about your lack of time inside a gina.

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 09:10 PM
Most chicks will probably hit the road LOLing and never turn back once they find out about your lack of time inside a gina.

Doubtful since I tell them beforehand.

Mecca
04-09-2009, 09:10 PM
Oh and she has big boobs which is also a plus.

Redrum_69
04-09-2009, 09:12 PM
Doubtful since I tell them beforehand.



lol

next time tell them you had some previous practice on your childhood pet doberman and a jar of peanut butter...

booger
04-09-2009, 09:13 PM
Doubtful since I tell them beforehand.

Have you thought about how this first chick you bang will handle you blowing your wad from excitement of actually getting laid before you stick it in......have you had this conversation with them to find out how she might react?

Redrum_69
04-09-2009, 09:16 PM
claythan...

i hope the first woman you have sex with gives you an permanent STD...

then we'll never have to hear any more of this getting laid crap from you...

course youd still be a commodity in third world countries...

Delano
04-09-2009, 09:16 PM
Oh and she has big boobs which is also a plus.

I've never seen 50 year old tits, but I'm envisioning the skin looking like it's been soaking in a bathtub for too long.

luv
04-09-2009, 09:17 PM
Would you date someone who didn't have money? Or are you just looking for an Auntie to buy you presents?

I'd be someone's suga momma, but I'm broke.

Count Zarth
04-09-2009, 09:17 PM
This thread now officially makes my skin crawl.

Redrum_69
04-09-2009, 09:22 PM
This thread now officially makes my skin crawl.


Houston Texas huh...

Here you go..forget about all those other date sites...

Utilizie Craigslist...

**Possible NSFW ** make that...HOLY SHIT!! WTF!

http://houston.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=w4m

booger
04-09-2009, 09:23 PM
This thread now officially makes my skin crawl.

You're probably to stubborn to consider it but the old chick would probably be a good learning experience for you. Just tell her your situation. She might just think it's cute.

Those older broads know a thing or two having been around the block a few times.

But go ahead and ignore it and dissapoint some unlucky chick and scare the both of you for life.:shake: