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MOhillbilly
04-09-2009, 11:30 AM
i give nicknames to people i either really like or dislike. Sharon peters cause her name was sharon and she was skanky. Theres a woman in the office that has really dried out frizzy blond/grey hair, call her scarecrow cause that mop makes me think of ' how bout alittle fire scarecrow' from wizard of oz.

so lets hear em.

Blindside58
04-09-2009, 11:34 AM
I don't know if it is a nickname, but everytime I walk by our front desk gal named Mary, I yell "MARY-MARY WHY YOU BUGGIN?"

Al Bundy
04-09-2009, 11:34 AM
I call one of the girls El Diablo.

Blindside58
04-09-2009, 11:34 AM
Also we have a guy name Richard Edwards, I call him Dick Ed for short.

El Jefe
04-09-2009, 11:36 AM
I call this one old guy who works for us Tubby. I think you can figure out why, he is a little on the portly side.

Lumpy
04-09-2009, 11:36 AM
I refer to my boss as Mr. Krabs. LMAO

"The money's always right!"

raybec 4
04-09-2009, 11:44 AM
I have two young white guys working for me, they wear their pants below the ass and listen to gangster rap, try to talk ghetto I call them "Prison Bitch" and "Thugs Wife" respectively.

OmahaChief
04-09-2009, 11:45 AM
Let's see.

I call this one chick Unicorn as she has a really large what appears to be a wart in the middle of of forehead. It is really funny looking.

We call the lady that works a few offices down Ms. Funk as it seems as if he poon is always shooting out some type of funky oder

We have Pat Ewing -- She is a chick that has a nose that looks just like Patrick Ewing only she is white.

We have coach -- This lady's ass is so flat it reminds us of coaches that keep a clip board in the back of their pants when they are coaching you up.

El Jefe
04-09-2009, 11:50 AM
I have two young white guys working for me, they wear their pants below the ass and listen to gangster rap, try to talk ghetto I call them "Prison Bitch" and "Thugs Wife" respectively.

You racist bastard.............











I'm just kidding :p.

Goapics1
04-09-2009, 01:24 PM
We call the lady that works a few offices down Ms. Funk as it seems as if he poon is always shooting out some type of funky oder



Buy her some candles for her office. Problem solved.

Rain Man
04-09-2009, 01:27 PM
For a while I gave everyone a nickname that was the name of the person in the next office, but that started making the meetings too confusing.

ChiefsOne
04-09-2009, 01:28 PM
I believe we never grow out of this. My wife laughs a me and my friends because we are all late 30s to early 40s and still call each other nicknames or by last name.

MOhillbilly
04-09-2009, 01:32 PM
I believe we never grow out of this. My wife laughs a me and my friends because we are all late 30s to early 40s and still call each other nicknames or by last name.

Do the samething. Easy-E(girls always wanted to know why) Bug Eyed Bandit 'Bandito' for short, Girlman cause he has 'man' in his lastname,Bilbo,Stu, and stupid hippie.
them guys are my bros.

"Bob" Dobbs
04-09-2009, 01:36 PM
We have a guy working for us named Rick Sanchez. He immediately was dubbed "Dirty".

Radar Chief
04-09-2009, 01:37 PM
When I arrived in Germany my company commander was douche no one liked named Capt. Richard Roberts, so we called him Dick Bob. I used to think that nickname was exclusive to our company but at a practice for a post change of command parade our commander couldn’t get the maneuvers straight so the battalion CSM gets on the microphone and yells, “Get it straight, Dick Bob!” and the entire post lit up with laughter. Our commander was infamous.

jimhitter
04-09-2009, 01:47 PM
I randomly received the nickname Junglecat. I call a guy at work pac-man because his name is Adam. His original nickname was pickles because he requested one and that was the first thing that came to mind. The bald guy is q-tip or baldilocks. Aaron the obese man is big A.

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Duck Dog
04-09-2009, 01:47 PM
I have a guy working for me that still wears a mullet. A long mullet that is in a pony tail. I don't have a nick name for him, so if anyone wants they can up with one.

Oh, and he drives a camaro.

jimhitter
04-09-2009, 01:48 PM
We have a guy working for us named Rick Sanchez. He immediately was dubbed "Dirty".

ROFL
I have a customer who has the last name, and thus he is Dirty as well.

Iowanian
04-09-2009, 01:52 PM
"They call me dragon"

"I'm Nighthawk"

jimhitter
04-09-2009, 02:00 PM
Worked with a prick, whom we called O'reilly to his face. He always got pissed because he didn't understand it. Behind his back he was Douchebag O'Reilly.

Bob Dole
04-09-2009, 02:05 PM
Bob Dole used to work with a guy he called Elwop, because he called in sick so often it was usually LWOP.

Buehler445
04-09-2009, 02:09 PM
I work with a bitch that is always moving and making noise. Her name is Jodi, so Jojo the circus monkey it is.
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Alton deFlat
04-09-2009, 02:11 PM
We have a short chubby guy here that's nicknamed the gnome.

Fire Me Boy!
04-09-2009, 02:12 PM
I had a coworker I occasionally referred to as Sir Spanksalot.

Radar Chief
04-09-2009, 02:13 PM
Used to be an idiot back in metal shop that was called Damnit Dan.
He was always fucking something up.

jimhitter
04-09-2009, 02:17 PM
Back in college we used to give everyone nicknames. The German was Falco. There was a chick w/ big tits we called FTF woman because she would be fun to F+#*.

raybec 4
04-09-2009, 02:18 PM
I have a guy working for me that still wears a mullet. A long mullet that is in a pony tail. I don't have a nick name for him, so if anyone wants they can up with one.

Oh, and he drives a camaro.

I have a guy that wears a really long bleached blonde mullet, I call him Edgar as in Edgar Winter.....no one here gets it, too obscure I guess.

EyePod
04-09-2009, 02:29 PM
When I arrived in Germany my company commander was douche no one liked named Capt. Richard Roberts, so we called him Dick Bob. I used to think that nickname was exclusive to our company but at a practice for a post change of command parade our commander couldn’t get the maneuvers straight so the battalion CSM gets on the microphone and yells, “Get it straight, Dick Bob!” and the entire post lit up with laughter. Our commander was infamous.

I had a teacher in high school named sister Robert Marie. We called her sister Bob. Then another none who taught us actually referred to her as sister Bob. Pretty funny.

EyePod
04-09-2009, 02:30 PM
I have a guy that wears a really long bleached blonde mullet, I call him Edgar as in Edgar Winter.....no one here gets it, too obscure I guess.

I didn't know who that was....
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000024Z3.jpg


That is ONE UGLY GUY.

EyePod
04-09-2009, 02:31 PM
I call Kanye West a gay fish.

tooge
04-09-2009, 02:34 PM
most of the gals that work for me have the same nickname. Nogoodbreaktakinsnackeatinbitchincryincattyactinlazyassedsatches. Not to their faces though

Saulbadguy
04-09-2009, 02:37 PM
Coco the Monkey and "T-Bone".

Dallas Chief
04-09-2009, 02:40 PM
Yes we do! It is a favorite past time around here!

Gopher Boy or GB for short becasue he whistles on his "S's" like Mr. Gopher form Winnie the Pooh
Lurch- The boss' nickname because he is 6'10" and a knuckle dragger
Grimace- as in the purple fat thing from McDonalds- for the egg shaped 40 something male that sits in the corner
F2= Fuzzy Face the girl with sideburns and a stache that she bleaches.
Jimminey Cricket- The small asian dude that chirps on his phone all day long

I told my co-worker that we are going to burn in hell for all of this...:evil:

bobbything
04-09-2009, 02:41 PM
I have multiple nicknames for the fat, constantly sick, perpetually angry female in our office.

Pork Pie - or simply, The Pie

Captain Ron - because something was wrong with her eye and she had to wear a patch

Das Boot - this meaning is two fold; one, it's German for "boat." She's obese. She's a boat. Two, she had ankle surgery or some shit and wore this medial boot for about 8 weeks.

Organ Failure - because she's always sick.

Buehler445
04-09-2009, 02:46 PM
I had a coworker I occasionally referred to as Sir Spanksalot.

ROFL

Is he still employed?
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Skip Towne
04-09-2009, 02:50 PM
Hey DaFace, what do they call the boss at your workplace?

Stewie
04-09-2009, 03:07 PM
Yes we do! It is a favorite past time around here!

Gopher Boy or GB for short becasue he whistles on his "S's" like Mr. Gopher form Winnie the Pooh
Lurch- The boss' nickname because he is 6'10" and a knuckle dragger
Grimace- as in the purple fat thing from McDonalds- for the egg shaped 40 something male that sits in the corner
F2= Fuzzy Face the girl with sideburns and a stache that she bleaches.
Jimminey Cricket- The small asian dude that chirps on his phone all day long

I told my co-worker that we are going to burn in hell for all of this...:evil:

I've always wondered what it was like working at a carnival. :D

seclark
04-09-2009, 03:20 PM
puff
little general
the roach
flathead
salt c@ck

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Dallas Chief
04-09-2009, 03:23 PM
I've always wondered what it was like working at a carnival. :D

Everyday my friend, everyday...

Fire Me Boy!
04-09-2009, 03:30 PM
ROFL

Is he still employed?
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I don't think so. I haven't worked there for more than 3 years. But I think he had a paper roll (as in huge paper rolls used on big newspaper presses) roll over on his knee. He was on worker's comp for a long time, and I think he finally quit.

LaChapelle
04-09-2009, 03:43 PM
The Jerk Store called and they are not pleased.

Red Beans
04-09-2009, 04:09 PM
My bosses name begins with a "T" so naturally we call him T-bag. We've also got a guy that looks like Monty Burns from the Simpsons who is Mr. Burns or The Weasel. The Weasel is always jumping on this other poor schlubs ass, when this happens they are Ren and Stimpy. There's also a woman with a bald spot we call Bullseye. That's all I've got...

Buehler445
04-09-2009, 04:15 PM
I don't think so. I haven't worked there for more than 3 years. But I think he had a paper roll (as in huge paper rolls used on big newspaper presses) roll over on his knee. He was on worker's comp for a long time, and I think he finally quit.

I would think that looking at porn on company computers and getting caught flogging the dolphin would get your employment DELETED.
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KCChiefsMan
04-09-2009, 04:24 PM
Everyone calls the boss douchebag, but not to his face though.

kstater
04-09-2009, 04:28 PM
The guys that work for me are respectively called, Hey you, get over here, and I'm not paying you to sit around.

Delano
04-09-2009, 04:39 PM
I call a guy in my department Frodo because he looks exactly like Elijah Wood in LotR.

There was a kid that helped us out last summer who was 16 and trying to grow a mustache. We called him the Mexi-stache and sometimes velcro.

KcMizzou
04-09-2009, 04:46 PM
The Weasel is always jumping on this other poor schlubs ass, when this happens they are Ren and Stimpy. LMAO That's awesome.

Baconeater
04-09-2009, 04:52 PM
I call them all worthless idiots, since I always outperform them and end up having to carry their weight. I prefer to work alone.

thurman merman
04-09-2009, 04:56 PM
i want to call everyone toats mcgoats.

"Bob" Dobbs
04-09-2009, 04:59 PM
i want to call everyone toats mcgoats.Does everyone's name in your world rhyme? :D

thurman merman
04-09-2009, 05:04 PM
Does everyone's name in your world rhyme? :D

:D good question.

unfortunately the answer is no.

damaticous
04-09-2009, 05:13 PM
One time a co-worker called another newbie co-worker a "Stupid Idiot". This caught on as we started called him Stu.... as in Stu Pidiot. We even said the name really slow to him and he never caught on as to what it meant. lol

One called "Whistle Nuts". he's an idiot and it just stuck.

My nickname in HS was "Hotson".

KChiefs1
04-09-2009, 05:55 PM
There's a guy named Allen we all call Dumbass.

Pioli Zombie
04-09-2009, 05:58 PM
We had a new girl she walked by what a perfect body I was like WHOOOAAAA. Then I saw her face I was like. Oooooooooh

She was Butterface.
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Radar Chief
04-09-2009, 05:59 PM
puff
little general
the roach
flathead
salt c@ck

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Heh, we've got one of these. He's a production manager.

Simply Red
04-09-2009, 06:01 PM
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i give nicknames to people i either really like or dislike. /mohillbilly ? <- standing alone, that is fucking epic.

Simply Red
04-09-2009, 06:02 PM
no but seriously, I generally just call everyone 'tits.'

Mr. Flopnuts
04-09-2009, 06:11 PM
no but seriously, I generally just call everyone 'tits.'

LMAO That's what I call Phil Mickelson. Seattle sports radio guy started it as far as I know.

Fire Me Boy!
04-09-2009, 06:46 PM
I would think that looking at porn on company computers and getting caught flogging the dolphin would get your employment DELETED.
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Well, I'm the one that caught him. I was also the only "tech" guy in a relatively small newspaper. We were daily, but the entire editorial staff was 7 people.

I had a lot of hats, but really the only "tech" thing I did was install and maintain the computers and network. I was mainly a reporter/photographer, I just happened to have experience doing tech, so I got recruited. Prior to me, they hired people to come in.

In that type of business settings, there's not exactly any kind of proxy, and no one's really going around looking at what people are doing.

I know of at least one other guy that routinely went in on weekends and used the high speed to download porn to burn onto a CD.

BWillie
04-09-2009, 06:53 PM
I wish I had time to talk at work

CHENZ A!
04-09-2009, 08:12 PM
I don't know any of their names. I just call em Bub, or Chief. I'm like hey Chief go fuckin do this and then they do.

KcMizzou
04-09-2009, 08:17 PM
I wish I had time to talk at workDamn, you must have it rough.

bishop_74
04-09-2009, 08:22 PM
My nickname at work is "The Cock"... not sure if that is good or bad though.

pikesome
04-09-2009, 09:21 PM
When I got to my boat in the Navy one of the guys in my division introduced me to a couple of other guys, one was "Daisy". Because his last name was Fuentes.

We also used to call him "Dr. Blindbender" because the apt we used to do most of our drinking in was in a crap neighborhood and he used to stand by the window looking out.

bishop_74
04-09-2009, 10:04 PM
When I got to my boat in the Navy one of the guys in my division introduced me to a couple of other guys, one was "Daisy". Because his last name was Fuentes.

We also used to call him "Dr. Blindbender" because the apt we used to do most of our drinking in was in a crap neighborhood and he used to stand by the window looking out.

A dude in the Navy named Daisy... nice.

beach tribe
04-09-2009, 10:15 PM
I can't help but think of George Costanza.

listopencil
04-09-2009, 10:27 PM
Some of the people at my work still call me Shaka Zulu. I always liked that one.

listopencil
04-09-2009, 10:27 PM
In the Navy my nickname was Otis.

listopencil
04-09-2009, 10:28 PM
I'm white, by the way.

KcMizzou
04-09-2009, 10:41 PM
I'm white, by the way.There's a shocker. ;)

chasedude
04-09-2009, 10:48 PM
I can't help but think of George Costanza.

T-BONE! :D

chasedude
04-09-2009, 10:48 PM
There's a guy named Allen we all call Dumbass.

This one had me rolling! ROFL

chasedude
04-09-2009, 10:51 PM
I worked with a "Joan" which was her nickname. Found our her real name was Anita Plummer. Ouch!