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MOhillbilly
04-10-2009, 10:30 AM
need some advice on defense spray & batons(other than ASP). Im gettin it for the lil lady to carry.

bishop_74
04-10-2009, 10:32 AM
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Gonzo
04-10-2009, 10:33 AM
This...http://www.armoria.fi/sumuttimet/nettikuvat/stroam.jpg

stevieray
04-10-2009, 10:34 AM
..attach a MOhillbilly to your waist.

Bowser
04-10-2009, 10:37 AM
Has she had an encounter where she could have used a self defense product?

MOhillbilly
04-10-2009, 10:39 AM
..attach a MOhillbilly to your waist.

cant always be attached.

Scorp
04-10-2009, 10:40 AM
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BigOlChiefsfan
04-10-2009, 12:31 PM
spray (Get a couple extra and put one in each car)
http://tinyurl.com/d39bab

batons, not so much:

Stinger
http://tinyurl.com/ccpn2f

http://tinyurl.com/d73hvz

Kelly Worden's impact kerambit/'travel wrench'
http://tinyurl.com/cuvqyl

http://tinyurl.com/ce4v9j

Katipan
04-10-2009, 12:44 PM
Why no asp?

Mine fits in my purse and is ever so dainty at breaking knee caps.

Iowanian
04-10-2009, 12:47 PM
How about a Ruger LCP .380?

http://www.ruger-firearms.com/Firearms/FAFamily?type=Pistol&subtype=Centerfire%20Autoloading&famlst=64

MOhillbilly
04-10-2009, 12:50 PM
Why no asp?

Mine fits in my purse and is ever so dainty at breaking knee caps.

cost more than anything.

MOhillbilly
04-10-2009, 12:52 PM
How about a Ruger LCP .380?

http://www.ruger-firearms.com/Firearms/FAFamily?type=Pistol&subtype=Centerfire%20Autoloading&famlst=64

im a cz-50 man myself. She can shoot better than most men but a pistol for this seems abit of overkill.

Bowser
04-10-2009, 12:53 PM
Are those hand held tazer jobs expensive?

Katipan
04-10-2009, 12:56 PM
cost more than anything.

Got mine out of a pawn shop so I hear you.

I had one similar to this... Liked it cuz it extended out and only needed 2 9 volt batteries. Hell, when we only had 1 battery in it would shock you enough to send you shaking for a few minutes.

http://www.brickhousesecurity.com/600kv-scorpion-stun-baton-spb600.html

keg in kc
04-10-2009, 12:59 PM
I had one similar to this... Liked it cuz it extended out and only needed 2 9 volt batteries. Hell, when we only had 1 battery in it would shock you enough to send you shaking for a few minutes.When did this become about dildos?

MOhillbilly
04-10-2009, 01:01 PM
Got mine out of a pawn shop so I hear you.

I had one similar to this... Liked it cuz it extended out and only needed 2 9 volt batteries. Hell, when we only had 1 battery in it would shock you enough to send you shaking for a few minutes.

http://www.brickhousesecurity.com/600kv-scorpion-stun-baton-spb600.html

it needs to fit into her pocket. shes maybe 110# soaking wet, and while im a mean ol griz', she is sugar and spice and everything nice. with this job she'll be out in the open and the people she works with sound like fools.

MIAdragon
04-10-2009, 01:02 PM
When did this become about dildos?

LMAO

Katipan
04-10-2009, 01:02 PM
it needs to fit into her pocket. shes maybe 110# soaking wet, and while im a mean ol griz', she is sugar and spice and everything nice. with this job she'll be out in the open and the people she works with sound like fools.

I think I like your wife more than I like you.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 01:02 PM
Why no asp?

Mine fits in my purse and is ever so dainty at breaking knee caps.

I like your style.

MIAdragon
04-10-2009, 01:02 PM
im a cz-50 man myself. She can shoot better than most men but a pistol for this seems abit of overkill.

Its overkill till you need it.

Katipan
04-10-2009, 01:03 PM
When did this become about dildos?

When Mohillbilly didn't want to be compared to a 16 in Asp.

MOhillbilly
04-10-2009, 01:03 PM
I think I like your wife more than I like you.

;)-not my wife.

ChiTown
04-10-2009, 01:04 PM
When did this become about dildos?

Seriously!

Wouldn't you rather just stick it in Katipan at this point, rather than try to type it in? You are working awfully hard on the keyboard............

:D

Katipan
04-10-2009, 01:05 PM
Seriously!

Wouldn't you rather just stick in Katipan at this point, rather than try to type it in? You are working awfully hard on the keyboard............

:D

If I was going to have a pimp it would be someone that dressed way snazzier than you. So thank you for your application, but I think I'm still in the market.

ChiTown
04-10-2009, 01:06 PM
If I was going to have a pimp it would be someone that dressed way snazzier than you. So thank you for your application, but I think I'm still in the market.

It's the red chair and tv, isn't it? Too flashy?

MOhillbilly
04-10-2009, 01:07 PM
Its overkill till you need it.

i fully understand this. and if i felt like it would merit such force i wouldnt have let her take the job in the first place. we have guns, and she can shoot.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 01:07 PM
So thank you for your application, but I think I'm still in the market.

How YOU doin?

Katipan
04-10-2009, 01:07 PM
It's the red chair and tv, isn't it? Too flashy?

I need a floppy hat and animal print.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 01:07 PM
i fully understand this. and if i felt like it would merit such force i wouldnt have let her take the job in the first place. we have guns, and she can shoot.

What's she doing, MO?

keg in kc
04-10-2009, 01:07 PM
Wouldn't you rather just stick it in Katipan at this point, rather than try to type it in? You are working awfully hard on the keyboard............You know me, I'm always after the ladies.

You know, if cracking on somebody meant I wanted to fuck 'em, 3/4 of the guys on the 'planet better start covering their asses.

ChiTown
04-10-2009, 01:09 PM
You know, if cracking on somebody meant I wanted to **** 'em, 3/4 of the guys on the 'planet better start covering their asses.

10-4, Hootie.

Katipan
04-10-2009, 01:10 PM
10-4, Hootie.

Wouldn't that be Kootie?

keg in kc
04-10-2009, 01:10 PM
10-4, Hootie.We've changed his name, it's either Frootie or Moootie.

MOhillbilly
04-10-2009, 01:11 PM
What's she doing, MO?

i typed it earlier but retracted for security reasons. its a parttime job and she handles abit cash, midtown area.

ChiTown
04-10-2009, 01:11 PM
Wouldn't that be Kootie?

POOtie

Katipan
04-10-2009, 01:12 PM
Mohillbilly is going to run us over with his truck.

MOhillbilly
04-10-2009, 01:13 PM
Mohillbilly is going to run us over with his truck.

i dont mind.

seclark
04-10-2009, 01:13 PM
Mohillbilly is going to run us over with his truck.

i've seen his truck...i think that's where they took out bonnie and clyde.
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ChiTown
04-10-2009, 01:13 PM
Mohillbilly is going to run us over with his truck.

I take craps bigger than Mo..........


































j/k, MO! You crazy hillbilly mother****er!o:-)

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 01:13 PM
i typed it earlier but retracted for security reasons. its a parttime job and she handles abit cash, midtown area.

Gotcha. Make sure she bags it in something inconspicuous. Sure you will.

I'm always a little shocked when I'm driving through town and see a woman carrying a cash bag to the bank.

Katipan
04-10-2009, 01:14 PM
i've seen his truck...i think that's where they took out bonnie and clyde.
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Ah.

It's holey.

MOhillbilly
04-10-2009, 01:17 PM
lil bit

burt
04-10-2009, 01:21 PM
Seriously!

Wouldn't you rather just stick it in Katipan at this point?

:D

UM....WHO, AMONG US, WOULDN'T?

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 01:22 PM
lil bit

Is that the same truck you found the dude stealing from?

ChiTown
04-10-2009, 01:22 PM
UM....WHO, AMONG US, WOULDN'T?

I'd need pics.............the NSFW kind to accurately give you an answer. I'm a man of science........

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 01:24 PM
I'd need pics.............the NSFW kind to accurately give you an answer. I'm a man of science........

Reports of Katipan's hotness have grown so that, at this point, it's best to leave her as legend.

MOhillbilly
04-10-2009, 01:25 PM
Is that the same truck you found the dude stealing from?

nope, this one a guy left at my house, i told him if he didnt come back to get by monday.........

keg in kc
04-10-2009, 01:28 PM
I'd need pics.............the NSFW kind to accurately give you an answer. I'm a man of science........This is just begging for some creative photoshop work, but I'm too lazy.

Nixhex
04-10-2009, 01:41 PM
How about a Ruger LCP .380?

http://www.ruger-firearms.com/Firearms/FAFamily?type=Pistol&subtype=Centerfire%20Autoloading&famlst=64


Yep

Iowanian
04-10-2009, 01:44 PM
Get a Tshirt made for her that says:

"Property of Mohillbilly.
Violators will be shot"

Then use a picture of your Jules Wallet under that.

kepp
04-10-2009, 01:44 PM
http://www.firstaidmonster.com/images/products/FAM_SPRAY_BOTTLE_16OZ-5356.jpg
+
http://www.shamrockchicago.com/pics/PrestELAFBoth.JPG

MOhillbilly
04-10-2009, 01:51 PM
Get a Tshirt made for her that says:

"Property of Mohillbilly.
Violators will be shot"

Then use a picture of your Jules Wallet under that.

morelike 'violators will have there heads cut off and stuck on a pole'.

and have my rapsheet on the back like a world tour.

ftr- my wallet has two fightin cocks on it.

Iowanian
04-10-2009, 02:09 PM
ftr- my wallet has two fightin cocks on it.


This joke has to be made now....

You'd better find the website to order that from now, because if there is a wallet with 2 cocks on it...Hootie is going to want one too, though he'll be disappointed to find that this kind won't melt in his mouth.