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huskerdooz
04-10-2009, 01:07 PM
Partially torn hip flexor. http://www.kansascity.com/385/story/1135681.html

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 01:08 PM
Euphemism for "vulva."

MoreLemonPledge
04-10-2009, 01:10 PM
The Royals have reportedly placed Jose Guillen on the 15-day disabled list with a partially torn hip flexor.
A surprising move to make room for Sidney Ponson on the active roster. Guillen's absence could put Mark Teahen back in right field, though the Royals still want him to get comfortable at second base. Willie Bloomquist and Alberto Callaspo figure to take Guillen's playing time.

ChiTown
04-10-2009, 01:10 PM
Euphemism for "vulva."

cracked his glass vagina again.........

Dave Lane
04-10-2009, 01:11 PM
JFC!!!!

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 01:11 PM
cracked his glass vagina again.........

Glass cracks in cold.

He needs warm and moist. He'll magically be fine and feeling great by mid-May.

Scaga
04-10-2009, 01:17 PM
That dude needs to play with a tampon in his mouth....big wuss....:shake:

MoreLemonPledge
04-10-2009, 01:18 PM
At least it isn't an ingrown toenail this time...

Demonpenz
04-10-2009, 01:19 PM
we actually get better by him getting hurt

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 01:19 PM
If he's hurt, he should sit out.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 01:20 PM
And the Teahen-at-2B experiment ends today.

3 games worth of experience will serve him well, though, when he's back at 2B in 15 days.

Demonpenz
04-10-2009, 01:22 PM
If he's hurt, he should sit out.

i've been saying that all along

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 01:23 PM
i've been saying that all along

It's clearly a case of reverse racism, since they make DeJesus continue to play.

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 01:26 PM
If we only kept Gload.....

MoreLemonPledge
04-10-2009, 01:37 PM
DeJesus batting third with Teahen at cleanup...ugh...

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 01:44 PM
C. Crisp cf
M. Aviles ss
D. DeJesus lf
M. Teahen rf
A. Gordon 3b
B. Butler dh
M. Jacobs 1b
M. Olivo c
A. Callaspo 2b

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 01:44 PM
Most lineups look like shit, though, when you don't have someone who can hit third.

Deberg_1990
04-10-2009, 01:58 PM
Teabag batting cleanup? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

WilliamTheIrish
04-10-2009, 02:06 PM
When does Jose's Lamaze rehab start?

KChiefs1
04-10-2009, 02:16 PM
Is there an **** Official Thread **** for the Yankee game?

cmh6476
04-11-2009, 09:33 AM
fock, the reason this really sucks is because it delays Teahen's eligibility in my roto leagues :mad:

acesn8s
04-11-2009, 09:40 AM
Jose Guillen-The new Mike Sweeney :shake:

Braincase
04-11-2009, 09:40 AM
If he's hurt, he should sit out.

You play if you're hurt. You sit if you're injured. Yeah, he's injured.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-11-2009, 10:31 AM
So much for the story about him coming into spring trianing in the best shape of his life.

acesn8s
04-11-2009, 10:36 AM
So much for the story about him coming into spring trianing in the best shape of his life.Financially. They were talking financial shape.

beavis
04-11-2009, 11:05 AM
I'm sure there is no pain involve in tearing a muscle. What a wuss. /chiefsplanet tough guy