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eazyb81
04-10-2009, 02:44 PM
AH, that's better....

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 02:45 PM
Asteriks = I'm posting here.

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 02:46 PM
Ponson starting off brilliantly.....

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 02:46 PM
Over under for Ponson's ERA today? I'll set it at 9.0

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 02:47 PM
Ponson starting off brilliantly.....
Starting off predictably, you mean.

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 02:48 PM
WTF? Callaspo you moron

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 02:48 PM
That was, um, misplayed.

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 02:48 PM
LOL. Jabba is already hurt.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 02:48 PM
Over under for Ponson's ERA today? I'll set it at 9.0

Push.

5 in 5 is my prediction.

AC acting like he's never played 2B before...

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 02:49 PM
God damn Ponson is fat. How can a pro athlete start off the season in such awful shape?

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 02:50 PM
Motherfucking Ponson and AC.

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 02:50 PM
THAT DUMB FUCKING FATASS!!!!!

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 02:50 PM
You have to field that. Are you kidding me?

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 02:50 PM
Who didn't see this 1st inning coming?

Hillman and Moore and nobody else but them actually.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 02:50 PM
Mike Dorn at 1B.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 02:51 PM
40,000 there to open the new K, and there's ****ing Ponson. Brilliant.

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 02:51 PM
We haven't scored over two runs yet? LMAO

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 02:51 PM
Mike Dorn at 1B.
Nah, its Mike Jacobs. That play was utterly Jacobean.

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 02:52 PM
We haven't scored over two runs yet? LMAO
Best we can hope for is a tie now :(

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 02:52 PM
Mike Dorn at SS.

Pablo
04-10-2009, 02:52 PM
Holy f*ck.

DJ's left nut
04-10-2009, 02:52 PM
Who'da thunkit?

Sidney Ponson can't pitch and Mike Jacobs can't field. Wow!

Those that don't learn from the past....

shakesthecat
04-10-2009, 02:52 PM
Come on Jacobs, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this "olé" bullshit!

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 02:52 PM
And it begins...

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 02:53 PM
Let's play it off the hip some more!

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 02:53 PM
You know how some of us were complaining about the Royals having the worst defensive infield in modern times?

This inning is why we were complaining.

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 02:53 PM
Well my afternoon might be free after all.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 02:53 PM
You know how some of us were complaining about the Royals having the worst defensive infield in modern times?

This inning is why we were complaining.

And this is an "improved" iteration, with Teahen in the OF.

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 02:53 PM
Best we can hope for is a tie now :(

And that is really sad... :shake:

MIAdragon
04-10-2009, 02:54 PM
JFC 2-0 already!?

Demonpenz
04-10-2009, 02:54 PM
well they swing the sticks so freaking well that it makes up for their gloves!

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 02:54 PM
Um, that was a strike.

WilliamTheIrish
04-10-2009, 02:55 PM
No sense wasting the pen. I'd let Pontoon pitch until he was thin.

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 02:55 PM
No sense wasting the pen. I'd let Pontoon pitch until he was thin.

LMAO ROFL

Pablo
04-10-2009, 02:56 PM
well they swing the sticks so freaking well that it makes up for their gloves!lol.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 02:56 PM
Well that was a crisp top half.

Fat 0-2. Walk. 3 defensive fuck ups.

And down 2 runs.

T-post Tom
04-10-2009, 02:56 PM
Mike Dorn at 1B.

Zack Greinke: You put snot on the ball?
Sidney Ponson: I haven't got an arm like you, kid. I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will too.

kcfanXIII
04-10-2009, 02:57 PM
maybe we should rename the thread, the death of hope.

Demonpenz
04-10-2009, 02:58 PM
Next year!

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 02:58 PM
FUCK

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 02:59 PM
Nice play.

MIAdragon
04-10-2009, 02:59 PM
Crisp's swing looks good

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 03:00 PM
Well this game is off to a great start!

MIAdragon
04-10-2009, 03:02 PM
Jacobs goes yard today

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 03:03 PM
Jacobs goes yard today
Final Score:

NYY 7

KC1

Demonpenz
04-10-2009, 03:04 PM
I am glad arod isn't in there. It seems like whenenver espn shows highlights of him all his HR's are off the royals

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:06 PM
I like how Ponson gets on top of batters. This is a really helpful approach.

Motherfucker.

MIAdragon
04-10-2009, 03:07 PM
Ponson has some good life on his FB

Demonpenz
04-10-2009, 03:08 PM
can someone give some play by play on what happens? **** IT doesn't really fill me in much

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:08 PM
Jeter clearly nervous.

MIAdragon
04-10-2009, 03:08 PM
Jeter clearly nervous.

cant stand that fugger

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:09 PM
Ponson with a scoreless second.

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 03:09 PM
That was a nice pitch to end the inning, actually.

MIAdragon
04-10-2009, 03:09 PM
not bad

MIAdragon
04-10-2009, 03:10 PM
can someone give some play by play on what happens? **** IT doesn't really fill me in much

IDK if you're at work but IIRC you can watch it for free on MLBTV

shakesthecat
04-10-2009, 03:11 PM
Ponson hasn't been that bad. Very good movement, and is usually around the plate.

With a little defense....:cuss:

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:12 PM
Ponson hasn't been that bad. Very good movement, and is usually around the plate.

With a little defense....:cuss:

Should be a scoreless game. This is true.

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 03:12 PM
Ponson hasn't been that bad. Very good movement, and is usually around the plate.

With a little defense....:cuss:

I'm not going to hate on Aviles for that play, that was tougher than it looked.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:13 PM
I'm not going to hate on Aviles for that play, that was tougher than it looked.

No harm, no foul on that play. Jacobs, on the other hand, needs to be kicked in the man sack.

KCCHIEFS27
04-10-2009, 03:13 PM
I'm not going to hate on Aviles for that play, that was tougher than it looked.

Jeter would have made that play..

duncan_idaho
04-10-2009, 03:13 PM
IDK if you're at work but IIRC you can watch it for free on MLBTV

game is blacked out - and you have to pay for that service, anyway.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 03:15 PM
We really need some help on offense. Hits, I mean.

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 03:15 PM
Jeter would have made that play..
Jeter is one of the few starting SS in the majors that plays defense as poorly as Aviles.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:15 PM
Time for Jacobs to make amends.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 03:16 PM
Jack one out please, sir. Do not strke out.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 03:17 PM
Yeahahahhaahahaha

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 03:17 PM
lol Swisher Sweets

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:17 PM
Time for Jacobs to make amends.

Jacobs flashing massive power.

MIAdragon
04-10-2009, 03:17 PM
LMAO eat it yankee scum

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 03:18 PM
We are awful at making contact.

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 03:18 PM
God, Olivo. You really want a homer, eh?

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:18 PM
Shocked that Butterball was running hard off the bat.

Demonpenz
04-10-2009, 03:18 PM
what happened

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 03:18 PM
Jacobs flashing massive power.
He broke his bat on that; it was actually a small flashing of power.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:18 PM
We might take more embarrassing swings than any club in the league.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:19 PM
what happened

Swisher, playing RF, lost Jacob's pop fly in the sun. Butterball scored.

Deberg_1990
04-10-2009, 03:19 PM
We might take more embarrassing swings than any club in the league.

Sietzer is really making a difference!

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 03:19 PM
We might take more embarrassing swings than any club in the league.

sometimes it looks like we're playing wiffleball.

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 03:19 PM
what happened
Jacobs hit a broken bat fly ball to the infield, but Nick Swisher can't play defense so he didn't catch it. Butler went first to third on the play, but Swisher decided to throw it home for some reason. The ball went somewhere far away from home and Billy scored.

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 03:20 PM
Sietzer is really making a difference!
It does seem that he is. You can tell, on the whole, I think. We've gotten a lot of men on base in the 1st three games.

Demonpenz
04-10-2009, 03:21 PM
billay!

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 03:21 PM
It does seem that he is. You can tell, on the whole, I think. We've gotten a lot of men on base in the 1st three games.

DeBerg's just pissing all over things again.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:21 PM
It does seem that he is. You can tell, on the whole, I think. We've gotten a lot of men on base in the 1st three games.

On the whole, yes.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:23 PM
Now, AC, if you have a chance to take the lead runner, actually do it.

MIAdragon
04-10-2009, 03:23 PM
where the hell did that miss?

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 03:23 PM
please DP

Blankey
04-10-2009, 03:23 PM
Great now we have to beat the umps too

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 03:24 PM
where the hell did that miss?
This ump needs to take a few beta carotene supplements.

Demonpenz
04-10-2009, 03:24 PM
lol espn game cast has ponson in his yankee uniform still

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:24 PM
When The Fever starts bitching, it's usually a pretty good indicator of a fucking.

WilliamTheIrish
04-10-2009, 03:26 PM
I can't remember who said it: Bill James maybe. "The Royals walk less than Stephen Hawking".

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 03:26 PM
Ponson is the very paragon of control.

shakesthecat
04-10-2009, 03:26 PM
The home plate ump is turrble

WoodDraw
04-10-2009, 03:29 PM
Everyone should pull up Gameday so you can see just how awful this ump is.

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 03:29 PM
Ponson is cruising!!!!

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:32 PM
I hate it how Crisp has professional AB after professional AB.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:33 PM
And Aviles is first pitch swinging on the breaking ball...

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 03:35 PM
WE NEED FUCKING RUNS WE NEED MOTHERFUCKING RUNS I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE fuck

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 03:38 PM
nooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Nzoner
04-10-2009, 03:39 PM
The home plate ump is turrble

this

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 03:39 PM
Cano singled, then Swisher walloped a beauty in the gap to score Cano from first.

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 03:39 PM
"Better get comfortable fatty, you're staying in for at least another hour or two."

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 03:41 PM
Ponson is cruising!!!!

shut your dirty mouth.

Crush
04-10-2009, 03:41 PM
motherfucker

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 03:42 PM
Terrible fucking decision. He was already going back to the bag and AC was sleeping.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 03:42 PM
Damn@!!!

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 03:43 PM
Toughen up bitches and end this with no more injury.

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 03:45 PM
LOL aviles REALLY doesn't want that guy on second base.

Crush
04-10-2009, 03:46 PM
Suck it up Ponson! :cuss:

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 03:46 PM
Can we score 5 runs?

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 03:46 PM
Push.

5 in 5 is my prediction.

Good job. He's on pace for just that.

Crush
04-10-2009, 03:47 PM
The offense needs to step it up or everyone is getting castrated!

Crush
04-10-2009, 03:49 PM
Can we score 5 runs?


So far, it will be a miracle if we can score 2.

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 03:49 PM
i am trying to decide if i want ponson to succeed so the royals can win, or fail so that the royals will cut him.

Basileus777
04-10-2009, 03:50 PM
2 away.

Crush
04-10-2009, 03:51 PM
Teahen sucks ass.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 03:52 PM
:deevee:

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 03:52 PM
CAN WE GET A BASERUNNER PLEASE

Deberg_1990
04-10-2009, 03:53 PM
i am trying to decide if i want ponson to succeed so the royals can win, or fail so that the royals will cut him.

Hes actually doing ok for a #4 starter. The offense looks likes its going to be a major problem once again this year....sigh...

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 03:54 PM
Hes actually doing ok for a #4 starter. The offense looks likes its going to be a major problem once again this year....sigh...

4 runs in 4 innings is not ok.

Basileus777
04-10-2009, 03:54 PM
Ponson is awesome.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 03:54 PM
Hes actually doing ok for a #4 starter. The offense looks likes its going to be a major problem once again this year....sigh...

The Royals are so frustrating, that Deberg is going crazy and saying stuff (un)reasonably positive.

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 03:55 PM
Hes actually doing ok for a #4 starter. The offense looks likes its going to be a major problem once again this year....sigh...
Its cold out, etc. You think the White Sox are going to stay as anemic on the offense as they were during the Royals series?

And no, Ponson is not doing ok. He's doing poorly.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 03:57 PM
Everyone was afraid of Ponson. I thought he would have given up 12 runs in the first two innings.

I still don't want him though.

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 03:58 PM
Everyone was afraid of Ponson. I thought he would have given up 12 runs in the first two innings.

Dude, his ERA is just a shade under 9. He's not exactly tearing it up.

Still, we don't have any better options, which is sad.

Deberg_1990
04-10-2009, 03:59 PM
And no, Ponson is not doing ok. He's doing poorly.

In todays game, you cant expect much out of 4th and 5th starters. On most teams they are average or garbage.

This is when a good teams offense must step up.

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 03:59 PM
Yeah, Ponson sucks.

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 04:00 PM
ponson is so fucking fat. jeez.

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 04:04 PM
Swisher almost broke his ankles swinging at that. LMAO

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 04:04 PM
did ponson just strike out the side?

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:04 PM
*deep sigh of relief*

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 04:05 PM
So, we could start scoring some runs any time now........

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:06 PM
did ponson just strike out the side?

LOL, yeah other than the hit and walk. Consistently inconsistent.

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 04:06 PM
Let the runs start pouring in any time now.

Crush
04-10-2009, 04:06 PM
Dear baseball gods,

Is it too much to ask for some offense?

Sincerely,
Crush

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:06 PM
So, we could start scoring some runs any time now........

Yeah!!! We need more than one hit. Good start!

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 04:06 PM
A HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:07 PM
Butler's first hit of the year!

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:08 PM
I got good feelings about this inning, gentlemen. Good feelings!!!

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 04:08 PM
nice hit, ass clown.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:08 PM
Still good feelings, they are still there.

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 04:08 PM
Jacobs suck.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:09 PM
Crush this Olivio cmon now.

duncan_idaho
04-10-2009, 04:09 PM
Don't like the trouble he keeps getting into, but Ponson's 2-seamer really is showing great movement. Velocity has been consistent, too, right around 91.

If he can command both sides of the plate with that pitch, Ponson might stick in the rotation (at least longer than I expected).

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:10 PM
Keep your head in there Olivio lets go

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 04:10 PM
How did the Yankmees score their other two runs?

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:10 PM
cmonn cmon cmon fuck

Blankey
04-10-2009, 04:11 PM
How many 0-2, 1-2 counts has Petitte had?

eazyb81
04-10-2009, 04:12 PM
Nice to see Hillman having so much fun......

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 04:12 PM
way to do something with the leadoff double, boys.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:13 PM
:banghead:

Crush
04-10-2009, 04:14 PM
This offense is pathetic.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:14 PM
Good thing we did the small things, like move the runner over after the lead-off fucking double.

Have a feeling that Jacobs is going to make a case to be named my least favorite Royal by the end of the season.

Delano
04-10-2009, 04:14 PM
How many 0-2, 1-2 counts has Petitte had?

Eight out of the 18 Royals at-bats have gone 0-2 or 1-2.

SPATCH
04-10-2009, 04:15 PM
Dear baseball gods,

Is it too much to ask for some offense?

Sincerely,
Crush

you have angered the baseball gods, yea.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:15 PM
If Ponson goes 6 and only gives up 4, which should really be 2 if Jacobs could play a decent 1B, you'd have to call this a success.

Crush
04-10-2009, 04:16 PM
The entire coaching staff needs to be shitcanned. This is flusterating.

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 04:16 PM
nice play by jacobs.

if only he could hit. and groom himself.

Mr. Krab
04-10-2009, 04:16 PM
Well i see that our offense is still pussified in a major way.

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 04:17 PM
If Ponson goes 6 and only gives up 4, which should really be 2 if Jacobs could play a decent 1B, you'd have to call this a success.
I agree.

Basileus777
04-10-2009, 04:17 PM
Ugh.

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 04:17 PM
6-pitch inning by ponson!

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:17 PM
Ok. Wow.

Now score some runs you ****ing pieces of shit.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:17 PM
Good stuff there. Please score runs. I will do anything. Just score runs.

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 04:17 PM
The entire coaching staff needs to be shitcanned. This is flusterating.
You don't have the temperament to be a baseball fan.

Delano
04-10-2009, 04:17 PM
If Ponson goes 6 and only gives up 4, which should really be 2 if Jacobs could play a decent 1B, you'd have to call this a success.

He's got 100+ pitches right now (how the hell did he get away with 45 balls?). Now is the time he'll hit the wall and give up three runs.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:18 PM
Start us off Crisp. Please get the bats going.

Mr. Krab
04-10-2009, 04:18 PM
You don't have the temperament to be a baseball fan.
Wow, the true fan maneuver in baseball. :clap:

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 04:19 PM
Wow, the true fan maneuver in baseball. :clap:
You're a dolt and I hate you. How could anyone agree with the statement that the whole coaching staff needs to be fired? How does that make any sense?

irishjayhawk
04-10-2009, 04:19 PM
Ok. Wow.

Now score some runs you ****ing pieces of shit.

Good stuff there. Please score runs. I will do anything. Just score runs.

These.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:20 PM
Okay now Crisp start us going -- Petite is old and dying and falling apart. Be patient.

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 04:21 PM
Petite has always pitched well against us. That game last year where he gave up liek 9 or 10 runs in a no-decision is like the only game I can think of where he didn't just baffle our bats.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:21 PM
Aviles - our player of the year! He will start us off! Never doubt the great Aviles!

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:21 PM
Our offense is like trying to fuck with a limp dick.

Crush
04-10-2009, 04:22 PM
You're a dolt and I hate you. How could anyone agree with the statement that the whole coaching staff needs to be fired? How does that make any sense?


Calm down, friend, it was my poor attempt at a joke.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:22 PM
I knew it!! Never doubt the great Aviles!! We're picking it up now boys!!

Mr. Krab
04-10-2009, 04:22 PM
You're a dolt and I hate you. How could anyone agree with the statement that the whole coaching staff needs to be fired? How does that make any sense?
ROFL





Who said i agreed the whole coaching staff needed to be fired?

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 04:22 PM
DeJesus has been chasing that pitch all day.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:23 PM
Wake up!

Crush
04-10-2009, 04:23 PM
That was close.

Ari Chi3fs
04-10-2009, 04:23 PM
Is Jose Lima available? I don't like this Ponson Assclown.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:23 PM
Aviles you little devil you. Way to keep them on their toes, Aviles. You are a pure player, brother. DeJesus is the eternal hitter now. He will bring you around.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:24 PM
Jenson using the "kids' gloves" approach...

Mr. Krab
04-10-2009, 04:24 PM
Is Jose Lima available? I don't like this Ponson Assclown.
what 4 runs in 6 innings isn't good enough? It's not his fault(or the coaches) that our bats are pink.

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 04:25 PM
ROFL





Who said i agreed the whole coaching staff needed to be fired?
Well you called me a true fan for disagreeing that the coaching staff needed to be fired. If that was an illogical inference, then my bad.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:25 PM
DeJesus, the Jesus of the Royals

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 04:26 PM
DeJesus has looked like Angel Berroa today at the plate.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:26 PM
I'd like to box his ears and get that stupid fucking grin off his face.

Mr. Krab
04-10-2009, 04:26 PM
Well you called me a true fan for disagreeing that the coaching staff needed to be fired. If that was an illogical inference, then my bad.
no, i just said you pulled the "true fan" card on crush.



relax, i was just yanking your chain.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:26 PM
Ah, how fitting DeJesus is rocked on Good Friday. That's okay, he WILL RISE AGAIN!!!

Crush
04-10-2009, 04:26 PM
I have a feeling that we are looking for a lake that is not even there.

duncan_idaho
04-10-2009, 04:26 PM
You're a dolt and I hate you. How could anyone agree with the statement that the whole coaching staff needs to be fired? How does that make any sense?

It doesn't make any sense.

The bats haven't come to life yet, but it is early and cold. The approach at the plate has been MUCH better (Good work by Seitzer, I am impressed).

Hillman made a mistake with Farnsworth on Monday (should have gone to Mahay vs. Thome), but he handled the pen well the past two days).

Execution is on the players at some point.

Mr. Krab
04-10-2009, 04:27 PM
Man, if we can't win any game if the opp scores more than 2 runs, we are in for a long year. :(

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:27 PM
Good eyes, Teahen babe, good eyes

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:28 PM
GET OUT

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:28 PM
theres still time...

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 04:28 PM
The Royals are really irking me today. From top to bottom.

Crush
04-10-2009, 04:28 PM
That was painful to watch.

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 04:29 PM
why isn't mark teahen awesome in real games?

kcfanXIII
04-10-2009, 04:30 PM
a-10 fly over, sorry its late

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk96/kcfanxiii/flyover.jpg

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:30 PM
FARNSSWORRLTTHTH!!!!???????????

Delano
04-10-2009, 04:30 PM
Ponson. FTL

Crush
04-10-2009, 04:30 PM
why isn't mark teahen awesome in real games?


The baseball gods are yanking our chains.

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 04:30 PM
Oh God no!!!!!!!!!!!!

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:30 PM
why isn't mark teahen awesome in real games?

We just haven't seen him in his optimal environment. No one on, bottom of the 8th, and down 7.

He bats .758 in these situations with 28 career home runs.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:31 PM
Okay Farnsworth, it's redemption time. Prove everyone wrong Farnsworth! Nice start!

SPATCH
04-10-2009, 04:31 PM
Is Jose Lima available? I don't like this Ponson Assclown.

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMA TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:31 PM
What's our 8th inning specialist doing in the 7th?!?

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:32 PM
No way to go but up, Farnsworth. BEAUTIFUL!!

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:33 PM
Farnsworth is hot!!! Hot like a fresh Krispy Kreme!

Mr. Arrowhead
04-10-2009, 04:33 PM
To be honest Ponson did alot better than i thought, you just have to score more than 1 run against the yankees to have any chance

kcfanXIII
04-10-2009, 04:33 PM
What's our 8th inning specialist doing in the 7th?!?

demotion?

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 04:33 PM
This is the role Farnsworth should play on the team.

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 04:33 PM
Olivo has a donk.

Delano
04-10-2009, 04:33 PM
Texeira has two BBs. Were they not pitching to him earlier?

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 04:33 PM
WTF is going on here?

oh yeah, the game is not on the line, so farnsworth will be okay today.

Mr. Krab
04-10-2009, 04:34 PM
why isn't mark teahen awesome in real games?They are suffer from major chokeage because they have been losers for so long. Prolly.

Ari Chi3fs
04-10-2009, 04:34 PM
With that out, Farnsworth lowered his ERA to 20.25... sweet... OOOOo another out. down to 16.20 now!!

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:34 PM
Shockingly!!!! Farnsworth looks pretty good in...brace yourselves...the role we all thought he should fill.

Mecca
04-10-2009, 04:34 PM
I wonder if the Royals will set an all time record for least runs scored.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:35 PM
Farnsworth is ON FIRE like Barkley in NBA JAM

Mr. Krab
04-10-2009, 04:35 PM
Maybe in Farnsworth hits every Yankmee player so hard it breaks a bone then they won't be able to field a team in the 8th and 9th and we'll win. :D

Mecca
04-10-2009, 04:35 PM
Olivo has a donk.

Are you making a penis reference?

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 04:36 PM
I wonder if the Royals will set an all time record for least runs scored.
No. They'll score more runs than they did last year.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:36 PM
Ok. Stretch time at the new K.

Followed up by offensive fireworks.

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 04:36 PM
Way to go Farnsy.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:36 PM
FARNSWORTH YOU CRAZY BASTARD!!

Mr. Krab
04-10-2009, 04:36 PM
3 up, 3 down. Strikes out the side

Farnsworth = Cy Young!!!!

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 04:37 PM
ponson and farnsworth have combined for 6 strikeouts in the last 2 innings.

Delano
04-10-2009, 04:37 PM
I wonder if the Royals will set an all time record for least runs scored.

Chiefs with the least sacks and Royals with the least runs. Awesome.

Crush
04-10-2009, 04:37 PM
Good job, Farnsworth.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:37 PM
Gordon, Butler, Jacobs -- I SEE IN A TIED GAME IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES URRBODY!!

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 04:37 PM
Are you making a penis reference?

No, he has a big booty. Me likey. ;)

Mr. Krab
04-10-2009, 04:39 PM
Gordon tries the leadoff bunt. :shake:


pathetic

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:39 PM
Gordon you are like a 2009 Tris Speaker. Except better.

Crush
04-10-2009, 04:39 PM
Gordon, Butler, Jacobs -- I SEE IN A TIED GAME IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES URRBODY!!


Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:40 PM
Vintage Gordon.

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 04:40 PM
What is it about that pitch today that has everybody chasing it?

SPATCH
04-10-2009, 04:41 PM
Way to go Farnsy.

hillman's insistence on adding an "ee" sound to everyone's name has reached hilarity

Mr. Krab
04-10-2009, 04:41 PM
No, he has a big booty. Me likey. ;)
So you are saying that you would "pee in his butt"?

Reaper16
04-10-2009, 04:41 PM
Vintage Gordon.
/Michael Cole

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:41 PM
BILLLAAAHHHAYYY

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:42 PM
Billy let the ball hit your gut so we can get baserunners. Just stop sucking in.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:42 PM
Petite is fucking 47 and we're making him look like a Cy Young candidate.

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:43 PM
You popped it up, Billlllaay.

thurman merman
04-10-2009, 04:43 PM
this offense is truly pathetic.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:43 PM
Jacobs, our greatest hope!!!

VonneMarie
04-10-2009, 04:43 PM
So you are saying that you would "pee in his butt"?
If I could I would and this game is ova!

DeezNutz
04-10-2009, 04:43 PM
Jacobs patiently awaits his opportunity to strike out.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 04:44 PM
When I see Jacobs, I think a young, stronger Eddie Murray.