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luv
04-10-2009, 06:01 PM
I am soooo ready for the weekend. TGIF!

So, who's drinking with me?

I've got a friend coming by a little later to watch some movies and drink. I don't have any beer, so I'm doing the Grey Goose tonight. Mixing it with Cranberry Apple Crystal Light.

While I'm doing very good food-wise today, but today will be my cheat day with the alcohol consumption tonight. :D

CHEERS!

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 06:03 PM
What movies?

Iowanian
04-10-2009, 06:03 PM
I had a shitty week....but at least I found out this afternoon I don't have one of the shittier ailments of man.

Gracie Dean
04-10-2009, 06:04 PM
I had a shitty week....but at least I found out this afternoon I don't have one of the shittier ailments of man.

thats good

Der Flöprer
04-10-2009, 06:04 PM
I had a shitty week....but at least I found out this afternoon I don't have one of the shittier ailments of man.

The latter makes the former seem inconsequential I'm sure. Good news. Congrats, if that's appropriate.

Count Alex's Losses
04-10-2009, 06:11 PM
I'm drinking a delicious shake.

okiedokieokoye
04-10-2009, 06:12 PM
i got a ping pong table on craigslist for $15. That's my night. Party down.

Baconeater
04-10-2009, 06:13 PM
I have to go buy a new microwave so we can have dinner.

Bwana
04-10-2009, 06:14 PM
I have to go buy a new microwave so we can have dinner.

What happened to the old one?

Rain Man
04-10-2009, 06:14 PM
I have to go buy a new microwave so we can have dinner.


I'm going to save you a lot of money with the following fact.

Microwaves are reusable.

Nzoner
04-10-2009, 06:14 PM
Normally I'd have been at the bar for 3 hours by now but I've been sick,so here I sit with my diet dr pepper in my underwear,getting frustrated with the Royals offense and hoping the Cubs can pull out another win.

Baconeater
04-10-2009, 06:15 PM
What happened to the old one?
It's 25 years old.

luv
04-10-2009, 06:15 PM
What movies?

I don't know. He asked if my dvd player would play DIVX (?) movies burned onto dvd's. I think it will, so we'll see.

Rain Man
04-10-2009, 06:15 PM
I'm going to a Bruce Springsteen concert tonight, so this will go in the books as a good week.

Baconeater
04-10-2009, 06:15 PM
I'm going to save you a lot of money with the following fact.

Microwaves are reusable.
The hell you say.

Nzoner
04-10-2009, 06:16 PM
I'm going to a Bruce Springsteen concert tonight, so this will go in the books as a good week.

E Street Band as well or just Bruce?

luv
04-10-2009, 06:17 PM
I have to go buy a new microwave so we can have dinner.

Microwaves are relatively inexpensive nowadays. Don't you have an oven?

Baconeater
04-10-2009, 06:17 PM
Microwaves are relatively inexpensive nowadays. Don't you have an oven?
Yeah, but none of us know for sure how it works.

Nzoner
04-10-2009, 06:18 PM
Microwaves are relatively inexpensive nowadays. Don't you have an oven?

Frozen burritos aren't the same in a conventional oven

Delano
04-10-2009, 06:18 PM
I don't know. He asked if my dvd player would play DIVX (?) movies burned onto dvd's. I think it will, so we'll see.


luv looking to get frisky? A horizontal work-out? :D

Bwana
04-10-2009, 06:19 PM
I'm doing the Grey Goose tonight. Mixing it with Cranberry Apple Crystal Light.



:doh!:

That just sounds sooooooooooo bad.

Rain Man
04-10-2009, 06:19 PM
E Street Band as well or just Bruce?


All of them.

Except the accordian player. :(

Nzoner
04-10-2009, 06:20 PM
All of them.

Except the accordian player. :(

I'm envious,they put on a great show,enjoy.

Fairplay
04-10-2009, 06:21 PM
I let someone borrow my Punisher movie, and now i forgot who has it.

They better give it back. Its been two weeks or so. :cuss:

Rain Man
04-10-2009, 06:24 PM
I'm envious,they put on a great show,enjoy.


Yeah, they're about the only concert I'll go to live. They're worth the money.

I'm not a big fan so far of their last couple of albums, which is disappointing, but they've got such a huge body of great work that I know I'll hear stuff I like. Plus, it's fun to yell, "Bruuuuuuuuuce".

Nzoner
04-10-2009, 06:27 PM
Yeah, they're about the only concert I'll go to live. They're worth the money.

I'm not a big fan so far of their last couple of albums, which is disappointing, but they've got such a huge body of great work that I know I'll hear stuff I like. Plus, it's fun to yell, "Bruuuuuuuuuce".

If it's the same show I saw last Summer you'll love it,lots of old classic Bruce and just over a 3 hour show.

Buehler445
04-10-2009, 06:27 PM
I found out this week that management doesn't care that an employee engages in a first offense termination worthy activity every day.

luv
04-10-2009, 06:27 PM
luv looking to get frisky? A horizontal work-out? :D

Only if I'm lucky. ;)




LMAO

Count Alex's Losses
04-10-2009, 06:29 PM
luv looking to get frisky? A horizontal work-out? :D

Luv says size matters.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 06:29 PM
I don't know. He asked if my dvd player would play DIVX (?) movies burned onto dvd's. I think it will, so we'll see.

Well, well, well. Luv, this is a make or break moment here. What if they don't? WHAT'S THE BACK UP PLAN LUV!?!? YOU NEED A PLAN B

luv
04-10-2009, 06:30 PM
Well, well, well. Luv, this is a make or break moment here. What if they don't? WHAT'S THE BACK UP PLAN LUV!?!? YOU NEED A PLAN B

Animal Planet?

Rain Man
04-10-2009, 06:35 PM
If it's the same show I saw last Summer you'll love it,lots of old classic Bruce and just over a 3 hour show.


I went to that one too and liked it, though Patty had to sit that one out due to some child emergency.

This one is new as a promotion of their new album, but apparently they're only playing a few songs from that album. I think it's not getting great reviews, so they've cut from seven to four songs in the concert of that album and adding back more stuff. I'm hoping to hear "Youngstown", which is one of my favorite Springsteen songs. They're playing it off and on this concert.

Nzoner
04-10-2009, 06:35 PM
Animal Planet?


Well there's a softball waiting to be hit out of the park

Der Flöprer
04-10-2009, 06:36 PM
I found out this week that management doesn't care that an employee engages in a first offense termination worthy activity every day.

What are they doing?

luv
04-10-2009, 06:41 PM
Well there's a softball waiting to be hit out of the park

And no one's swingin'. Quite disappointing.

Jenson71
04-10-2009, 06:42 PM
Animal Planet?

No, luv, not even close. Three syllables: Bat-tle-ship

Rain Man
04-10-2009, 06:46 PM
I found out this week that management doesn't care that an employee engages in a first offense termination worthy activity every day.


This isn't going to be another masturbating-on-your-way to work story, is it?

Count Alex's Losses
04-10-2009, 06:53 PM
I bet Rain Man doesn't even have a lighter to hold up. Prude.

Pioli Zombie
04-10-2009, 06:55 PM
A lady from church just invited me over to watch dvds

I think its on!
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Rain Man
04-10-2009, 06:55 PM
I bet Rain Man doesn't even have a lighter to hold up. Prude.


A lighter? This isn't a Beatles concert. I have my cell phone turned on maximum brightness to be ready for the encore.

Nzoner
04-10-2009, 06:55 PM
And no one's swingin'. Quite disappointing.

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Rain Man
04-10-2009, 06:56 PM
A lady from church just invited me over to watch dvds

I think its on!
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Priest porn isn't very entertaining.

Pioli Zombie
04-10-2009, 07:04 PM
Priest porn isn't very entertaining.
A lot of the women in these Johnson County churches are
Lookin for husbands. So every once in a while to get back at my ex wife in a not so subconscience way I have to make out with one of these golddiggers. I wonder if Willie Aames ex is still in town.
Claythan, check out the single groups at some the bigger churches around here. You'll get some fast.
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Count Alex's Losses
04-10-2009, 07:09 PM
Claythan, check out the single groups at some the bigger churches around here. You'll get some fast.
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Religious people are such hypocrites! ROFL

Bwana
04-10-2009, 07:09 PM
A lady from church just invited me over to watch dvds

I think its on!
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Well isn't that special!

Pioli Zombie
04-10-2009, 07:12 PM
Well isn't that special!
You haven't been a Johnson County megachurch in a while. Hot, young, healthy chicks wearing tighter outfits than at any nightclub.

Ok, I'll burn for this....
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Bwana
04-10-2009, 07:14 PM
You haven't been a Johnson County megachurch in a while. Hot, young, healthy chicks wearing tighter outfits than at any nightclub.

Ok, I'll burn for this....
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Yes, yes you will. :D

Pioli Zombie
04-10-2009, 07:17 PM
And did I mention the cleavage? Let's all live a holy life the Pastor says. Well Pastor, can you please ask the hot women here, especially the young, lactating MILFS to cover up their breasts and maybe I can get my hard on to go back sleep...
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Baconeater
04-10-2009, 07:21 PM
What are they doing?
This. Don't leave us hanging Bueller!

Mecca
04-10-2009, 07:28 PM
Hrm all the divx movies on my PC...are porn...

Count Alex's Losses
04-10-2009, 07:29 PM
Divx is so 1999.

Mecca
04-10-2009, 07:30 PM
Just eat your spinach and shutup.

Baconeater
04-10-2009, 07:33 PM
Here's the microwave I scored:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/productImages/4/0/00000124840-EmersonMW8999SB09cuft900wattMicrowaveOven-large.jpeg

Count Alex's Losses
04-10-2009, 07:33 PM
Not until Monday.

Rain Man
04-10-2009, 07:36 PM
Here's the microwave I scored:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/productImages/4/0/00000124840-EmersonMW8999SB09cuft900wattMicrowaveOven-large.jpeg


Very nice, but the clock is wrong. I hope you got a discount.

Redrum_69
04-10-2009, 07:37 PM
Animal Planet?

Animal Planet should send Corwin over to live with you for a week so he can study the mating habits of hippos

Mecca
04-10-2009, 07:37 PM
I found out this week that management doesn't care that an employee engages in a first offense termination worthy activity every day.

Just because a coworker shit on your desk doesn't mean he should be fired.

Baconeater
04-10-2009, 07:39 PM
Very nice, but the clock is wrong. I hope you got a discount.
It'll be right eventually.

Buehler445
04-10-2009, 07:54 PM
What are they doing?

This isn't going to be another masturbating-on-your-way to work story, is it?

Drinking liquor at her desk. Instead of firing her as per policy in the handbook, they chalked it up to her having a drink or two at lunch... THEN proceeded to say they can't punish her because others are doing it. :spock:

Whatever.

Mecca
04-10-2009, 07:55 PM
If she's getting drunk at work you should attempt to bang her on the desk.

Nzoner
04-10-2009, 07:56 PM
Drinking liquor at her desk. Instead of firing her as per policy in the handbook, they chalked it up to her having a drink or two at lunch... THEN proceeded to say they can't punish her because others are doing it. :spock:

Whatever.

Hopefully you're not an air traffic controller

Baconeater
04-10-2009, 08:09 PM
Drinking liquor at her desk. Instead of firing her as per policy in the handbook, they chalked it up to her having a drink or two at lunch... THEN proceeded to say they can't punish her because others are doing it. :spock:

Whatever.
Sounds like the precedent has been set, I'd bring a keg to work with me on Monday.

Buehler445
04-10-2009, 09:05 PM
If she's getting drunk at work you should attempt to bang her on the desk.

Fat, ugly, stinky, annoying, and just horrible. You're welcome to bang her on her desk. AS LONG AS I'M NOT AROUND.

Hopefully you're not an air traffic controller

No, however, we are required to be an objective third party, so her being impaired is not a problem.....no....

Sounds like the precedent has been set, I'd bring a keg to work with me on Monday.

That would make it better. She'd probably shotgun it though and I wouldn't get any of it.

big nasty kcnut
04-10-2009, 09:56 PM
Playing golf with stepbro and then watching bedtimes story.
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Pioli Zombie
04-11-2009, 12:28 AM
I was a good fella and didn't take advantage of my lady friend.
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acesn8s
04-11-2009, 10:16 AM
I was a good fella and didn't take advantage of my lady friend.
Posted via Mobile DeviceSo, she shot ya down, didn't she?

luv
04-11-2009, 11:23 AM
Well, I accomplished my mission of getting drunk last night. We watched Seven Pounds. He showed me some good ways to work out (nothing sexual). Then, I woke up on the couch, and he was sleeping in the recliner.

acesn8s
04-11-2009, 11:43 AM
Well, I accomplished my mission of getting drunk last night. We watched Seven Pounds. He showed me some good ways to work out (nothing sexual). Then, I woke up on the couch, and he was sleeping in the recliner.You should have woke him up with a good morning BJ.

Saul Good
04-11-2009, 12:55 PM
I am soooo ready for the weekend. TGIF!

So, who's drinking with me?

I've got a friend coming by a little later to watch some movies and drink. I don't have any beer, so I'm doing the Grey Goose tonight. Mixing it with Cranberry Apple Crystal Light.

While I'm doing very good food-wise today, but today will be my cheat day with the alcohol consumption tonight. :D

CHEERS!
Why not just drink cheap vodka if you're going to mix it? It doesn't really matter how pure it is once it's mixed with Crystal Light.

Saul Good
04-11-2009, 12:59 PM
Very nice, but the clock is wrong.

No it's not. It's right on.

luv
04-11-2009, 01:30 PM
Why not just drink cheap vodka if you're going to mix it? It doesn't really matter how pure it is once it's mixed with Crystal Light.

Cheap vodka tears me up. I can't drink vodka straight, either.

sedated
04-11-2009, 01:51 PM
Then, I woke up on the couch, and he was sleeping in the recliner.

coitus fail.

sedated
04-11-2009, 01:52 PM
Cheap vodka tears me up.

heh. sounds like that was your only chance of getting torn up last night :hump:

:)

Baby Lee
04-11-2009, 01:52 PM
And did I mention the cleavage? Let's all live a holy life the Pastor says. Well Pastor, can you please ask the hot women here, especially the young, lactating MILFS to cover up their breasts and maybe I can get my hard on to go back sleep...
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Dance a joyous dance unto the Lord.

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/image/dancing-with-the-stars/dwts8/mark-boner.jpg

luv
04-11-2009, 01:55 PM
heh. sounds like that was your only chance of getting torn up last night :hump:

:)

It's okay. I prefer quality over quantity (in either matter).

luv
04-11-2009, 02:04 PM
Last week was just the week from hell. Several factors. Last night was simply a "get drunk and forget about it" night. It was nice just to not have to drink alone.

Delano
04-11-2009, 02:52 PM
Dance a joyous dance unto the Lord.

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/image/dancing-with-the-stars/dwts8/mark-boner.jpg

Bergeron is hiding his erection behind the microphone.

EyePod
04-11-2009, 02:58 PM
That would make it better. She'd probably shotgun it though and I wouldn't get any of it.


Wow, sounds really scary. I can't imagine someone shotgunning a KEG. What do you use to puncture it? You must really sharpen your car keys....

Rain Man
04-11-2009, 08:04 PM
No it's not. It's right on.


Hmm, you're right.

No, wait. Now it's wrong again.

Sure-Oz
04-11-2009, 08:07 PM
I am soooo ready for the weekend. TGIF!

So, who's drinking with me?

I've got a friend coming by a little later to watch some movies and drink. I don't have any beer, so I'm doing the Grey Goose tonight. Mixing it with Cranberry Apple Crystal Light.

While I'm doing very good food-wise today, but today will be my cheat day with the alcohol consumption tonight. :D

CHEERS!

Don't get too fucked up ;)

I am glad the weekend is here but im too exhausted to do anything...

I will be watching a movie with the gf

Gracie Dean
04-12-2009, 09:30 PM
how did the movies go?