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acesn8s
04-11-2009, 08:57 AM
I have a friend wanting to move to the Johnson Co. area from Omaha. She needs a place to live and is looking to rent a 1-2 bedroom. She does have a cat that she is not willing to give up. Does anybody have a place to rent or know of a good place to rent?

acesn8s
04-11-2009, 08:59 AM
P.S. She is a huge sports fan and went to elem. school with Kyle Orton. She is also a Chiefs fan.

Skip Towne
04-11-2009, 09:07 AM
Big boobs?

pr_capone
04-11-2009, 09:10 AM
Does she have an itty bitty waist and a round thing in you're face?

Will the prospective renter get sprung?

soundmind
04-11-2009, 09:12 AM
You can't say the word "she" in this forum without pictures.

soundmind
04-11-2009, 09:31 AM
My two cents: Depends entirely on the person...age/personality make all the difference. Me personally, I live in Prairie Village - but I might suggest Roeland Park, cause I'm about to start shooting old people and uber-christians. I moved over here because I was sick of having my car broken into - which has yet to occur. However, I'm also tatted up and have a relatively liberal view on things, so...

Johnson County is weird, it's either $800K+ homes, or a neighborhood/apartment complex filled with Mexicans - stuffed like clowns in a VW.

pr_capone
04-11-2009, 09:53 AM
How would you describe the body of the prospective renter?

A. http://rockboxsports.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/hot_girl.jpg

B. http://www.0x28.net/pict/101784_85_2.jpg

C. http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/f/fat_girl_poster-12965.jpg

It will make a difference... I promise.

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-11-2009, 09:56 AM
Why would anyone want to leave Omaha?

acesn8s
04-11-2009, 10:01 AM
She has a boyfriend.

acesn8s
04-11-2009, 10:05 AM
Why would anyone want to leave Omaha?She says that there is a creapy old man that follows her around in certain ten mile area in Omaha that used to smoke but now just has a crazy look in his eyes.

pr_capone
04-11-2009, 10:09 AM
She has a boyfriend.

Positive K

I Got A Man Lyrics


Verse One:
Aiyyo sweetie, you're lookin kinda pretty
What's a girl like you, doin in this rough city
I'm just here, tryin to hold my own ground
Yeah, I think I like how that sound
What you say we gets to know each other better?
That sounds good but I don't think that I can let ya
I don't know, tell me is it so
Do you get a kick, out of tellin brothers no?
No it's not that see you don't understand
How should I put it, I got a man
What's your man got to do with me?
I told ya
I'm not tryin to hear that see
I'm not one of those girls that go rippin around
I'm not a dog baby, so don't play me like a clown
I'll admit, I like how you kick it
Now you're talkin baby, dats da ticket
Now don't get excited and chuck your own in
I already told ya, I got a man
What's your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I'm not tryin to hear that see
I got a man
What's your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I'm not tryin to hear that
Now you can persist to play Don Juan all day
But ain't nothin gonna change
Yeah baby, sure you're right
I'ma break it down and do whatever I gots to do
I tell you know, I got eyes for you
You got eyes, but they not for me
You better use them for what they for and that's to see
You know what's the problem, ya not used to learnin
I'm Big Daddy Longstroke, and your man's Pee Wee Herman
I got a question to ask you troop
Are you a chef, cause you keep feedin me soup
You know what they say about those who sweat thyself
You might find yourself, by yourself
I'm not waitin because I'm no waiter
So when I blow up, don't try to kick it to me later
All them girls must got you gassed
A-when they see a good thing they don't let it pass
Well that's OK, cause see if that's their plan
Cause for me, I already got a man
What's your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I'm not tryin to hear that see
I got a man
What's your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I'm not tryin to hear that
What am I, some crab inmate
that just came home from jail sweatin you for a date?
I don't want no beef, I just wants to get together
But how you talkin, pssssh, whatevah!
We can't have nothin
It all depends
Well if we can't be lovers than we can't be friends
Well then I guess it's nothing
Well hey I think you're bluffing
Well I'ma call my man
Well I can get raggamuffin
Ya better catch a flashback remember I'm not crabbin it
You know my style, from I'm Not Havin It
All I remember's an excuse me miss
You can't get a guy like me with a line like this
Well look I'll treat you good
My man treats me better
I talk sweet on the phone
My man writes love letters
I'll tell you that I want you, and tell you that I care
My man says the same except he's sincere
Well I'm clean cut and dapper, that's what I'm about
My man buys me things and he takes me out
Well you can keep your man, cause I don't go that route
Don't you know yu haffa respeck me
There's a lot of girls out there who won't say no
You're out for mami with your DJ Money
Boom batter my pockets is gettin fatter
I wanna turn you on and excite you
Let me know the spot on your body and I bite you
So when your man don't treat you like he used to
I kick in like a turbo booster
You want lovin you don't have to ask when
Your man's a headache, I'll be your aspirin
All confusion, you know I'll solve em
I got a man
You got a what?
How long you had that problem?
What's your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I'm not tryin to hear that see
I got a man
What's your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I'm not tryin to hear that
I got a man
Aiyyo baby put the dial numbers or your address
I got a man
I told ya I treat you right
I got a man
Aww c'mon now ain't no future in frontin
I'm not havin it
C'mon Miss, oh we back on that again
Uhh, I'm not tryin to hear that see
I got a man
But your man ain't me
Uhh, uhh, I got a man
You got a WHAT?
Uhh, uhh, uhh, I got a man
You got a WHAT?

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-11-2009, 10:09 AM
She says that there is a creapy old man that follows her around in certain ten mile area in Omaha that used to smoke but now just has a crazy look in his eyes.
The restraining order is saying "no no no", but her eyes are saying "yes yes yes".

acesn8s
04-11-2009, 10:47 AM
The restraining order is saying "no no no", but her eyes are saying "yes yes yes".She lives across the state line because she doesn't like GDN.

Skip Towne
04-11-2009, 02:26 PM
She has a boyfriend.

We could kill him.

SPchief
04-11-2009, 02:48 PM
She has a boyfriend.

It's never stopped me before

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-11-2009, 03:15 PM
She lives across the state line because she doesn't like GDN.
That is not Omaha, that is CouncilTucky. Do not mistake one for the other.

Pioli Zombie
04-11-2009, 03:20 PM
I wouldn't have any problem with her pussy, and she can bring her cat too.
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macdawg
04-11-2009, 03:33 PM
She has a boyfriend.

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Hog Farmer
04-11-2009, 06:21 PM
Ask her "Will she trade rent for sex" ?

And I'll need pic's up front.

acesn8s
04-11-2009, 10:39 PM
Ask her "Will she trade rent for sex" ?

And I'll need pic's up front.Sorry but no.

pr_capone
04-11-2009, 10:42 PM
Ask her "Will she trade rent for sex" ?

And I'll need pic's up front.

ROFL

tymania
04-12-2009, 06:57 AM
Why would anyone want to leave Omaha?

Cause Omaha is a glorified hick town with a bunch of Cornhusker humpers!!!!:banghead:

Skip Towne
04-12-2009, 07:13 AM
Sorry but no.

They all say no at first.

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-12-2009, 09:08 AM
Cause Omaha is a glorified hick town with a bunch of Cornhusker humpers!!!!:banghead:
Gotta love it when someone from Iowa calls out Nebraskans for being hicks.

Hog Farmer
04-12-2009, 09:16 AM
Sorry but no.

I promise to take a shower first !

pr_capone
04-12-2009, 03:52 PM
I promise to take a shower first !

I bet all that hog jizz makes your hands silky smooth... I would think she would like that!