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Redrum_69
04-11-2009, 08:39 PM
I see alot of advice on here about women from people (both guys and ladies) and I'm wondering just how many women you all have slept (laid the pipe, horizontal tango, etc) with. This is just a guage to measure those who give advice to see how much they really know.


p.s. Claythan need not reply to this thread.

KC2004
04-11-2009, 08:41 PM
I see alot of advice on here about women from people (both guys and ladies) and I'm wondering just how many women you all have slept (laid the pipe, horizontal tango, etc) with. This is just a guage to measure those who give advice to see how much they really know.


p.s. Claythan need not reply to this thread.


Slept with your mom last night! Meh! :huh:

"Bob" Dobbs
04-11-2009, 08:41 PM
Before I answer, how many women does your mom count as?

Bugeater
04-11-2009, 08:45 PM
Your mom is every woman in the world to me.

Douche Baggins
04-11-2009, 08:48 PM
replyin' anyway

can't rope the wind

Redrum_69
04-11-2009, 08:50 PM
23 here

"Bob" Dobbs
04-11-2009, 08:54 PM
No judgments, please, but I've honestly lost track. It's gotta be >80. I was quite the playa in the 80s. lol

JazzzLovr
04-11-2009, 08:57 PM
Well I went through this experimental phase in college...





(kidding...heh)

Discuss Thrower
04-11-2009, 09:02 PM
Isn't there a song that says "one is the loneliest number?"

Nzoner
04-11-2009, 09:06 PM
23 here

One pussy and 23 personalities :)

Crush
04-11-2009, 09:07 PM
Before I answer, how many women does your mom count as?

His mom counts as 3.

Pioli Zombie
04-11-2009, 09:08 PM
What are the parameters here?
Does third place during an actual sleepover count? Do sloppy drunken efforts that last about as long as the Challenger mission count? Does any sexual encounter where money knowingly or unknowingly changed hands count?
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KC2004
04-11-2009, 09:08 PM
One pussy and 23 personalities :)

http://www.ieatgravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kelso_burn2.gif

Saccopoo
04-11-2009, 09:08 PM
117. However, over the last 15 years, only three. No. Four. No, wait. Five.

119.

Forgot one more.

120.

Geez, how could I have forgotten her?

121.

KCChiefsMan
04-11-2009, 09:11 PM
I'm like the Wilt Chamberlain of regular dudes

Reaper16
04-11-2009, 09:21 PM
I'm like the Wilt Chamberlain of regular dudes
You've slept with 20,000 regular dudes?

RJ
04-11-2009, 09:23 PM
I think maybe 75-85 up until the later 90's. The memory gets a little fuzzy.

Since then, just one, and I hope to keep it that way. She is better for me than all the rest combined. I am a very lucky man.

Bugeater
04-11-2009, 09:24 PM
Damn, some of you guys are/were sluts.

JazzzLovr
04-11-2009, 09:27 PM
You've slept with 20,000 regular dudes?

LMAO

Kyle DeLexus
04-11-2009, 09:28 PM
"The last time I had sex was in 2003, and I'm ashamed to admit that it wasn't free"

Normal Guy by Jon Lajoie

Skip Towne
04-11-2009, 09:29 PM
220. First liar doesn't stand a chance.

luv
04-11-2009, 10:04 PM
None.

Lonewolf Ed
04-11-2009, 10:25 PM
None.

Don't worry. There's one out there for you! ;)

chagrin
04-11-2009, 10:32 PM
I believe the correct answer here is, "more than you ever will"

man you guys are lame :rolleyes:

Dick Bull
04-11-2009, 10:33 PM
220. First liar doesn't stand a chance.

220 in a two thousand years? I think Gochiefs has a better scoring rate.

acesn8s
04-11-2009, 10:35 PM
None.If at first you don't suceed...try, try again....and video tape for the CP pervs. :thumb:

Stanley Nickels
04-11-2009, 10:37 PM
Jesus Christ, and I had all sorts of guilt issues for having a shade under 30.

I wonder what the graph would look like for women? Do you think there's a minority who have slept with a HUGE number, and others with only a few men? Or do you think the "count curve" is similar for men and women?

acesn8s
04-11-2009, 10:37 PM
Oh, 30+. I really did lose count. Unless joie is reading this then just 3.o:-)

Dick Bull
04-11-2009, 10:38 PM
I lost count and interest at 50. Thank God that this thread didn't ask if how many of those that I satisfied.

wild1
04-11-2009, 10:43 PM
When a man answers the question of how many people he's been with, divide by two.

When a woman answers it, multiply by three.

Bob Dole
04-11-2009, 10:44 PM
3.

You meant this week, didn't you?

KC Jones
04-11-2009, 10:45 PM
At least 6 - rosie palm and her five sisters.

SPchief
04-11-2009, 10:50 PM
9

Phobia
04-11-2009, 10:53 PM
Do people over the age of 18 really keep track?

Phobia
04-11-2009, 10:54 PM
What I meant to say, just one who really counts.

luv
04-11-2009, 10:59 PM
What I meant to say, just one who really counts.

Does Pink know?

Phobia
04-11-2009, 11:02 PM
Does Pink know?

Sometimes she wakes up.

luv
04-11-2009, 11:06 PM
Sometimes she wakes up.

You mean you weren't talking about me? :harumph:

acesn8s
04-11-2009, 11:16 PM
You mean you weren't talking about me? :harumph:He said "women".

luv
04-11-2009, 11:17 PM
He said "women".

Ummm....what am I?

acesn8s
04-11-2009, 11:20 PM
Ummm....what am I?:shrug:



























































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tonyetony
04-12-2009, 12:54 AM
Do people over the age of 18 really keep track?

me and a buddy actually tried that the other night....It was funny as hell trying to actually be honest we were crackin up. OMG sometimes I think i had the morals of an alley cat.

Discuss Thrower
04-12-2009, 01:43 AM
me and a buddy actually tried that the other night....It was funny as hell trying to actually be honest we were crackin up. OMG sometimes I think i had the morals of an alley cat.

Morals probably aren't the only thing you and an alley cat may have in common.

MikeMaslowski
04-12-2009, 01:56 AM
Do people over the age of 18 really keep track?

I keep track by the number of STD's... it sucks when they start to double up tho...:shrug:

Rausch
04-12-2009, 03:11 AM
17.

All but 3 made my life a much worse experience to be a part of...

keg in kc
04-12-2009, 03:14 AM
4 maybe. I don't really keep track. I'd rather forget than remember in all cases.

Rausch
04-12-2009, 03:18 AM
4 maybe. I don't really keep track. I'd rather forget than remember in all cases.

Gavin Grey knows the deal...

Douche Baggins
04-12-2009, 03:19 AM
4 maybe. I don't really keep track. I'd rather forget than remember in all cases.

Do tell.

keg in kc
04-12-2009, 03:20 AM
Gavin Grey knows the deal...I've never actually seen that movie.

Rausch
04-12-2009, 03:21 AM
I've never actually seen that movie.

Great flick.

Uncomfortably accurate for those it aims at...

keg in kc
04-12-2009, 03:23 AM
Great flick.

Uncomfortably accurate for those it aims at...Reading the entry on wiki, it sounds like one I'd like.

Rausch
04-12-2009, 03:28 AM
Reading the entry on wiki, it sounds like one I'd like.

It's my cousin to a T.

I'm finding reasons to hide it from him despite the fact it's in my "favorites rack."

JohnnyV13
04-12-2009, 03:35 AM
I don't want to talk about the numbers of women....unless I can count inflatable doll encounters.

Rausch
04-12-2009, 03:39 AM
I don't want to talk about the numbers of women....unless I can count inflatable doll encounters.

I know that I've had enough real encounters to start questioning just how satisfying an inflatable woman can be...

Rausch
04-12-2009, 03:40 AM
I know that I've had enough real encounters to start questioning just how satisfying an inflatable woman can be...

And by this I mean that a real "air head" might be the perfect mate...

Douche Baggins
04-12-2009, 03:43 AM
Keg and Rausch are scaring me into never having sex...

Rausch
04-12-2009, 03:47 AM
Keg and Rausch are scaring me into never having sex...

Bull$#it.

I'd have you laid in a 1/2 hour, even as goofy as you fucking look.








Besides, you're no longer a virgin, it's just too sweet a tit to quit milking...

keg in kc
04-12-2009, 04:02 AM
Nothing wrong with having sex, just stick to prostitutes. They don't follow you home after it's over.

Douche Baggins
04-12-2009, 04:03 AM
Bull$#it.

I'd have you laid in a 1/2 hour, even as goofy as you fucking look.


But at what cost?

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e90/stressheadpres/fat.jpg?t=1239530577

Rausch
04-12-2009, 04:09 AM
But at what cost?


Are you saying that large women are less deserving of love, GoDeep?...

Douche Baggins
04-12-2009, 04:13 AM
Are you saying that large women are less deserving of love, GoDeep?...

They're less deserving of my love.

Rausch
04-12-2009, 04:22 AM
They're less deserving of my love.

Clay would do any-thing for love
Oh Clay would do anything for LO--OOOOHVE,
But he won't do fat...

Douche Baggins
04-12-2009, 04:26 AM
Clay would do any-thing for love
Oh Clay would do anything for LO--OOOOHVE,
But he won't do fat...

ROFL

You're one of my favorite posters.

Rausch
04-12-2009, 04:31 AM
ROFL

You're one of my favorite posters.

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Hog Farmer
04-12-2009, 04:45 AM
Do Livestock count ?

Rausch
04-12-2009, 04:52 AM
Do Livestock count ?

I haven't had to pay child support for any yet so I'm going with a resounding no.

I'm sure Kalifornia with challenge that soon though...

Fire Me Boy!
04-12-2009, 05:50 AM
Five total. Two very short relationships, a psycho BBW, one very bendy gymnast, and my wife.

Rausch
04-12-2009, 05:55 AM
Let's keep in mind that quantity does not trump quality.

I can think of 5 off hand that if I had to show pics of I would not admit to.

Not even on CP...

keg in kc
04-12-2009, 05:58 AM
Let's keep in mind that quantity does not trump quality.

I can think of 5 off hand that if I had to show pics of I would not admit to.

Not even on CP...I don't know that I'd show pics of any of mine, rofl.

Although people here have seen the ex.

Rausch
04-12-2009, 06:13 AM
I don't know that I'd show pics of any of mine, rofl.

Although people here have seen the ex.

I haven't.

WTF?!?!

You're off my myspace page and on probabation on craigsli-......er......other places...

Braincase
04-12-2009, 06:28 AM
It's less important how many women a man has had sex with. It's more important if a man has ever made love to one that became the focal point of his life.

rockymtnchief
04-12-2009, 06:32 AM
100-120, probably 90% buckle bunnies. (Not proud of it). But it pales in comparison to the guys I rodeo'd with. I'd say they're 1000+ each. I was just a lot more picky than they were. Plus, if I had a girlfriend I never cheated.

Micjones
04-12-2009, 06:51 AM
23.

Douche Baggins
04-12-2009, 06:55 AM
What's a buckle bunny?

keg in kc
04-12-2009, 06:58 AM
I haven't.

WTF?!?!

You're off my myspace page and on probabation on craigsli-......er......other places...Our wedding pic was attached to a post on here for eight years, man!! ROFL

burt
04-12-2009, 07:14 AM
100-120, probably 90% buckle bunnies. (Not proud of it). But it pales in comparison to the guys I rodeo'd with. I'd say they're 1000+ each. I was just a lot more picky than they were. Plus, if I had a girlfriend I never cheated.

I cheated on just about everygirlfriend I ever had, until I met my wife.

just a few over 300.

Once, I was coerced into taking a Cosmo quiz with a gf when this question came up. I tried to take a mulligan, to no avail, so I told her. Her response was......

"Well, you'd think that you would be better!"

MTG#10
04-12-2009, 07:19 AM
20

Im 29 almost 30, and been married for 9 years though.

reiko57
04-12-2009, 07:20 AM
3

rockymtnchief
04-12-2009, 07:25 AM
What's a buckle bunny?

Rodeo/bullriding groupie. They chase da boys with the big gold buckles.

EyePod
04-12-2009, 07:27 AM
1 girl for the past 5 years.

Redrum_69
04-12-2009, 07:29 AM
Rodeo/bullriding groupie. They chase da boys with the big gold buckles.


There you go Claythan...

Texas...

Go to a pawn shop...buy a buckle...

start riding mechanical bulls....

Al Bundy
04-12-2009, 07:33 AM
I would say 35+.

rockymtnchief
04-12-2009, 07:39 AM
There you go Claythan...

Texas...

Go to a pawn shop...buy a buckle...



Blah...it would just be a tombstone for the dead soldier lying beneath it.:D

Starbux37
04-12-2009, 08:23 AM
I can only remember 14 off the top of my head, but I am sure their are a few I have forgotten (2 WestPac's and 2 Med Deployments, so I'm quite sure their was a few drunk encounters I can't recall).

But the only one that really matters is the one I have been with for the last 14 yrs.

***SPRAYER
04-12-2009, 08:43 AM
Drunk or sober?

Simply Red
04-12-2009, 08:56 AM
Does an 'E-Pumpin' count?

bringbackmarty
04-12-2009, 09:48 AM
Don't ever sleep with them, that's how you get babies, and married. I just fuck them, and I won't stop until I fuck em alll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just kidding honey, can I rub your tired pregnant feet now...

Ari Chi3fs
04-12-2009, 04:16 PM
More than 30 less than 100.

Over-Head
04-12-2009, 05:17 PM
15 maybe 20, I dunno.
Since wife #2 came along I've never even been tempted to stray, still appreicate hot looking women mind you.

Marcellus
04-12-2009, 05:45 PM
Way more than I should have but not as many as I have wanted to ......

Gracie Dean
04-12-2009, 07:48 PM
TMI

stevieray
04-12-2009, 07:50 PM
enough that I'm lucky to be alive...:doh!:

wild1
04-12-2009, 07:50 PM
Don't know. Don't care that much. I never ask the lady, and she never asks me. As far as I am concerned it's not relevant for either of us.

badgirl
04-12-2009, 10:46 PM
none....

CoMoChief
04-12-2009, 10:49 PM
20 probably maybe a lil more I dunno.

sportsman1
04-12-2009, 10:52 PM
I feel pretty good about myself right about now. LMAO good thread!

Crush
04-12-2009, 10:53 PM
This thread reminds me of my favorite Aqua Teen quote.

Look, yes, I have banged hundreds of broads, internationally, but know this, I wrap my rascal TWO times cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation, as a way of punishing supermodels.

Pablo
04-12-2009, 10:55 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4852788#post4852788

BWillie
04-12-2009, 11:08 PM
This reminds me of a conversation I had with my manwhore friend Randy. We were on spring break, and he was bragging about how he just nailed 3 chicks in one day. He was trying to find out what my number was. He was like, I've bagged about 230, what's your number? 100 or 110? He wasn't even trying to be condescending, he just thought all guys nailed hundreds of chicks. This is a guy who for all intensive purposes had no standards. That day he nailed a model, a fat old 38 year old mom just to be a wingman, and then a 7. Personally, my number is significantly lower than 110, and I'm kind of proud of that. As far as going all the way, I'm quite selective. I've messed around with my fair share of bustacious skanks in my day, but I only let the chosen ones who deserve it sit on it.

acesn8s
04-13-2009, 02:44 AM
none....You need to be more dedicated

bkkcoh
04-13-2009, 05:28 PM
none....

Keep trying, there is hope for you yet. :evil::D

Joie
04-13-2009, 05:31 PM
I haven't slept with any women...and don't intend to.

I do think that the women on this board, myself included are qualified to give sex advice. After all, who knows how to please us better than we do?

luv
04-13-2009, 05:33 PM
I haven't slept with any women...and don't intend to.

I do think that the women on this board, myself included are qualified to give sex advice. After all, who knows how to please us better than we do?

Your husband is mean.

Joie
04-13-2009, 05:48 PM
Your husband is mean.
I'll see to it he gets properly punished. :evil:

luv
04-13-2009, 05:49 PM
I'll see to it he gets properly punished. :evil:

LMAO

Have fun! I'm sure he will, too. ;)

Joie
04-13-2009, 05:51 PM
LMAO

Have fun! I'm sure he will, too. ;)

I'll do my best:D