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J Diddy
04-12-2009, 07:38 PM
of informing us of every detail of her life. There is at least a 90% chance I may have to poop tomorrow. I ate alot of fiber and haven't been eating alot of cheese so I think I may. Anyone wish to wager on the color....

I can photo it for posterity.

kstater
04-12-2009, 07:38 PM
Only 90%? You should eat more fiber.

Baconeater
04-12-2009, 07:40 PM
I normally poop in the morning after I've had my coffee.

OnTheWarpath58
04-12-2009, 07:41 PM
This thread has potential.

unothadeal
04-12-2009, 07:41 PM
I normally poop in the morning after I've had my coffee.

Does the coffee make you poop or is it just how your routine goes?

Skip Towne
04-12-2009, 07:44 PM
You can't do this right unless you brag on your kids.

OnTheWarpath58
04-12-2009, 07:46 PM
You can't do this right unless you brag on your kids.

Every other post.

J Diddy
04-12-2009, 07:47 PM
Only 90%? You should eat more fiber.



alright I'll get some colon blow and up my chances to 98%

oh and skip, my kids will most definitely poop well tomorrow

OnTheWarpath58
04-12-2009, 07:48 PM
alright I'll get some colon blow and up my chances to 98%

oh and skip, my kids will most definitely poop well tomorrow

LMAO

J Diddy
04-12-2009, 07:49 PM
Does the coffee make you poop or is it just how your routine goes?

That is a very good question.

kstater
04-12-2009, 07:50 PM
alright I'll get some colon blow and up my chances to 98%

oh and skip, my kids will most definitely poop well tomorrow

I don't see why it's not 100%. I can garuandamntee you I'll be shitting at 4:45 tommorrow morning.

Baconeater
04-12-2009, 07:54 PM
Does the coffee make you poop or is it just how your routine goes?
I've been doing it that way for so long I'm not really sure.

doomy3
04-12-2009, 07:54 PM
What about your hubby? Will he have to poop, too?

OnTheWarpath58
04-12-2009, 07:56 PM
What about your hubby? Will he have to poop, too?

Don't forget the alcoholic, suicidal live-in friend.

I hope you all have a solid poo schedule written down somewhere.

kstater
04-12-2009, 07:56 PM
LMAO

wild1
04-12-2009, 08:04 PM
Yeah, well my kid scored 32 on the ACT. And he f*cked the prom queen.

rockymtnchief
04-12-2009, 08:09 PM
Anyone wish to wager on the color....

I can photo it for posterity.
If you drink a lot of purple Powerade and orange juice tonite, I'll wager $10 that it will be green.

J Diddy
04-12-2009, 08:10 PM
What about your hubby? Will he have to poop, too?

I'd be pissed if my wife turned into a hubby.

I'm pretty sure that'd be grounds for divorce.

J Diddy
04-12-2009, 08:10 PM
If you drink a lot of purple Powerade and orange juice tonite, I'll wager $10 that it will be green.



hmmm. This is almost intriguing enough to try.

luv
04-12-2009, 08:21 PM
C'mon, people. It's the offseason. At least she talks about Royals and gun ammo, right? Look at the positive.

Redrum_69
04-12-2009, 08:26 PM
C'mon, people. It's the offseason. At least she talks about Royals and gun ammo, right? Look at the positive.


and i bet noswads doesnt try to talk to cashiers in the express lane at 2 a.m. at the Walmart for potential suitors...

Redrum_69
04-12-2009, 08:26 PM
of informing us of every detail of her life. There is at least a 90% chance I may have to poop tomorrow. I ate alot of fiber and haven't been eating alot of cheese so I think I may. Anyone wish to wager on the color....

I can photo it for posterity.


dont forget about buying prom dresses...

Gracie Dean
04-12-2009, 08:28 PM
and i bet noswads doesnt try to talk to cashiers in the express lane at 2 a.m. at the Walmart for potential suitors...

nope

never have


Sorry, I thought I was among friends so I was sharing

didn't know it wasn't allowed...got it now :):)

J Diddy
04-12-2009, 08:31 PM
nope

never have


Sorry, I thought I was among friends so I was sharing

didn't know it wasn't allowed...got it now :):)

This is the planet. We only want to know if you pick up a suitor at walmart buying a prom dress whilest pooping. Then we'll want to know the color and texture of said poop. (also the corn content)

Bob Dole
04-12-2009, 08:45 PM
You can't do this right unless you brag on your kids.

How about just bragging about dropping the kids off at the pool after morning coffee?

LaChapelle
04-12-2009, 10:13 PM
This thread has potential.

Nah,
It lacks the sexual tension of a draft thread.

rtmike
04-12-2009, 11:04 PM
My ol' lady will endure hours of stomach cramps to save her bowel until she gets home from work.

Pisses me off!

J Diddy
04-12-2009, 11:14 PM
My ol' lady will endure hours of stomach cramps to save her bowel until she gets home from work.

Pisses me off!


slip her some laxative