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Brock
04-13-2009, 03:22 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/index.html

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/art.polar.bear.jpg

BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.


The bear attacks the woman during feeding time.

One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.

Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.

At one point the woman fell back into the water and was grabbed by a bear before she was eventually hoisted to safety.

"They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN.

The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said. Watch polar bear attack woman

It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing.

Berlin Zoo is home to Knut, the first polar bear to be born there in over 30 years. The bear became a huge talking point in Germany when his mother gave birth to him in December 2006.


Nelson: HA ha

blaise
04-13-2009, 03:24 PM
You know how long that bear must have waited for this day?

Amnorix
04-13-2009, 03:25 PM
Beyond lucky to be alive. Dumbass.

Bowser
04-13-2009, 03:28 PM
You may have escaped me today, lady, but I'll never be far behind you! [/Darwinism]

Iowanian
04-13-2009, 03:28 PM
They should have turned it into a temporary Darwin display and just let the bears eat her.

I can see why the Bear might have mistaken her for a Walrus.

CoMoChief
04-13-2009, 03:29 PM
Darwin award winner???

J Diddy
04-13-2009, 03:29 PM
You know how long that bear must have waited for this day?


He got cheated I tell you. Cheated.

rockymtnchief
04-13-2009, 03:30 PM
"But, they're in a zoo...in a cage. They're tame...just like the grizzlies in Yellowstone park. I think I'll share some of my sammich with him."

QuikSsurfer
04-13-2009, 03:31 PM
<script src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/js/2.0/video/evp/module.js?loc=dom&vid=/video/world/2009/04/12/germany.bear.attack.n-tv" type="text/javascript"></script><noscript>Embedded video from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video">CNN Video</a></noscript>

stevieray
04-13-2009, 03:32 PM
she just couldn't bear it anymore...


groan

J Diddy
04-13-2009, 03:34 PM
she just couldn't bear it anymore...


groan



:shake:
ROFL

kstater
04-13-2009, 03:39 PM
Did she break the fucking life saver donut?

SenselessChiefsFan
04-13-2009, 03:42 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/index.html

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/art.polar.bear.jpg

BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.


The bear attacks the woman during feeding time.

One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.

Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.

At one point the woman fell back into the water and was grabbed by a bear before she was eventually hoisted to safety.

"They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN.

The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said. Watch polar bear attack woman

It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing.

Berlin Zoo is home to Knut, the first polar bear to be born there in over 30 years. The bear became a huge talking point in Germany when his mother gave birth to him in December 2006.


Nelson: HA ha

Okay, it takes a stupid person to jump in the Polar Bear cage...err...habitat. (cage is not PC enough) But, it takes a special kind of stupid to jump in during feeding time.

seclark
04-13-2009, 03:42 PM
scoreboard still goes to tatiana...one didn't make it out.
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tooge
04-13-2009, 03:55 PM
Was she yelling "what does my attthhhhhh tathed like?" ?

Frazod
04-13-2009, 04:00 PM
I guess being like Timothy Treadwell is only cool until you start to get eaten - after that, it totally sucks ass. LMAO

morphius
04-13-2009, 04:03 PM
Well, the are the fiercest creatures in the animal kingdom.

sedated
04-13-2009, 04:04 PM
Really a shame they couldn't leave her in there. I'd hate it if some sort of real tragedy happened while the zoo workers were trying to protect some dumb bitch from herself.

DeezNutz
04-13-2009, 04:08 PM
Can this really be accurately labeled "an attack"?

The bears thought they were receiving "a gift."

Smed1065
04-13-2009, 04:08 PM
Did she break the fucking life saver donut?

No, she ate it.

Zeke
04-13-2009, 04:09 PM
Can this really be accurately labeled "an attack"?

The bears thought they were receiving "a gift."

That's a big gift.

DrRyan
04-13-2009, 04:09 PM
That deserves no rescue. If she some how, some way, fell into the cage, yes you help her out. If you "climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat", you deserve no help and should be eaten.

It is your just desserts.:banghead:

KCChiefsMan
04-13-2009, 04:11 PM
she's probably schizo or something, or I guess she could really be that stupid

DeezNutz
04-13-2009, 04:11 PM
Odds that this stupid bitch takes the zoo to court?

Beerfund
04-13-2009, 04:11 PM
what a fucking dumbass

gblowfish
04-13-2009, 04:13 PM
Fat chicks is tasty.

DeezNutz
04-13-2009, 04:17 PM
Given her attire, it's obvious the bears thought she was a walrus.

stevieray
04-13-2009, 04:22 PM
What stupid people do for a Klondike bar...

Barret
04-13-2009, 04:27 PM
WTF?

You know the bad thing is that if this were in the U.S. she would be suing someone.

Anyway good for the bears, Looks like she would have been too much Fat for their diet requirements anyway.

SenselessChiefsFan
04-13-2009, 04:28 PM
No, she ate it.

Woman: "these are pretty good, but I prefer the smaller glazed kind"

Pablo
04-13-2009, 04:29 PM
She was just so large and pale that the polar bears mistook her for one of their own...

They were simply trying to pull her into the cave to make cubs.

gblowfish
04-13-2009, 04:34 PM
The thing that amuses me about the CP is...
We'll take the polar bear and the points every time!

BigMeatballDave
04-13-2009, 04:37 PM
This woman is a moron...this bears repeating...

Raised On Riots
04-13-2009, 04:47 PM
Good God people are stupid.

John_Wayne
04-13-2009, 05:13 PM
........ but Polar Bears are cute and cuddly?

Raised On Riots
04-13-2009, 05:18 PM
I wonder if her next romp in the wild will be with "Sexual Harass-ment, Pan-da"!

:D

http://caws.ws/forum/uploads/photo-974.gif

Buehler445
04-13-2009, 05:21 PM
The thing that amuses me about the CP is...
We'll take the polar bear and the points every time!

ROFL. Truth.
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dtebbe
04-13-2009, 05:36 PM
I fixed the photo:
http://home.earthlink.net/~dtebbe/pix/polarbear.jpg

KcMizzou
04-13-2009, 05:38 PM
The thing that amuses me about the CP is...
We'll take the polar bear and the points every time!The polar bear was getting points? Who wouldn't jump all over that?

Thig Lyfe
04-13-2009, 05:43 PM
http://www.seeing-stars.com/Locations/Anchorman/Zoo1.JPG

WilliamTheIrish
04-13-2009, 05:56 PM
Berlin Zoo is home to Knut

At first glance I thought this read: Kcnut

KcMizzou
04-13-2009, 05:57 PM
At first glance I thought this read: KcnutThat would explain a lot. :)

tonyetony
04-13-2009, 06:24 PM
For a polar bear in a zoo to spit you out....damn.... you have got to taste really bad.