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luv
04-16-2009, 06:46 PM
i said he has been back, thats true, you asking where he's posted has NO nearing on it. for what he said he shouldnt even be able to rep anyone IMO. you can take up for him all you want i could care less how you feel about it

Actually, as far as I see it, it's none of your business either.

luv
04-16-2009, 06:47 PM
I swear that he was a Jets fan, not KC.

Are you dense?

H4L0
04-16-2009, 06:47 PM
And the Jason I know hates car talk, SO I'm thinking its not the one I'm thinking of...

JASONSAUTO
04-16-2009, 06:47 PM
Actually, as far as I see it, it's none of your business either.

like i said earlier i could give a shit less what you think. i was actually in the thread when it happened and it was bullshit

Sully
04-16-2009, 06:48 PM
RECAP!
Rustshack...sad, girl is probably stepping out on him. At the very least she has an "emotional friend." Apparently, Rustshack is built like the dwarf from "In Bruges."
New guy...tough guy, taking up for Holly, says Rust is a douche. Dating Holly's best friend. Probably working toward a possible "finger-cuffs" style three-way.
Holly...treated poorly, but rather than leave like an adult, begins testing her options before having the balls to be alone. Crying to friends about her mean boyfriend and his friends on the intrawebs.

H4L0
04-16-2009, 06:48 PM
Nah, I was just seeing how far I could row that boat.

JASONSAUTO
04-16-2009, 06:48 PM
where is skip when you need him?

Mecca
04-16-2009, 06:48 PM
like i said earlier i could give a shit less what you think. i was actually in the thread when it happened and it was bullshit

Making fun of terminal illness is so harsh it should almost be applauded for having the balls to go there.

Delano
04-16-2009, 06:48 PM
And the Jason I know hates car talk, SO I'm thinking its not the one I'm thinking of...

Do you clowns attend UNI?

luv
04-16-2009, 06:49 PM
like i said earlier i could give a shit less what you think. i was actually in the thread when it happened and it was bullshit

It's between Claythan and CrazyHorse, so what either of us thinks doesn't matter.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 06:49 PM
Wait so Rustshack is Hornswoggle...that explains alot.

Bowser
04-16-2009, 06:49 PM
Thread is losing burst....

H4L0
04-16-2009, 06:49 PM
Anyone go to any of those "Tea Parties"? I went to the one in Des Moines. It was pretty sweet.

JASONSAUTO
04-16-2009, 06:50 PM
Making fun of terminal illness is so harsh it should almost be applauded for having the balls to go there.

no it shouldnt:shake: the guy has less than a year, spends his time here and probably uses that time to not think about it why bring it up?

Mecca
04-16-2009, 06:50 PM
Does Rust by any chance look like this..

http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAIZ060%7EHornswoggle-Posters.jpg

H4L0
04-16-2009, 06:51 PM
Kind of, but skinny as a toothpick, with bad hair.

JASONSAUTO
04-16-2009, 06:51 PM
It's between Claythan and CrazyHorse, so what either of us thinks doesn't matter.

it was wrong. if you dont see that then i feel sorry for you

Delano
04-16-2009, 06:51 PM
Anyone go to any of those "Tea Parties"? I went to the one in Des Moines. It was pretty sweet.

Well.. noone cares, really.

Let's talk more about Holly's friend, your girlfriend.

What does she like? Movies?

Mecca
04-16-2009, 06:51 PM
no it shouldnt:shake: the guy has less than a year, spends his time here and probably uses that time to not think about it why bring it up?

I said almost...but making fun of it is so far against the norm and PC thing to do is why I said that it's almost Carlin level pushing..

But all I know is if I knew I was going to die in a year, I'd be out doing crazy shit.

luv
04-16-2009, 06:51 PM
no it shouldnt:shake: the guy has less than a year, spends his time here and probably uses that time to not think about it why bring it up?

The guy can also tend to be an ass on here. People have him on ignore. To each their own. If you take things personally, you shouldn't be on the internet.

Iowanian
04-16-2009, 06:51 PM
When was the last time a girl showed up and said "hey new friends, especially mildly handsome man in the corner who makes my pants tingle....I'm a real bitch to my pussywhipped boyfriend. I use his money, run around on him and is that all wedding tackle pushing your cargo shorts up like that?....."


Its ALWAYS the boyfriend thats the prick....its always the girlfriend thats a bitch when the other is somewhere else.....always. its a force of nature, invented the first time OG farted in the cave too much and ZugZug saw HOG down at the watering hole.

H4L0
04-16-2009, 06:52 PM
Yeah, we like movies. Movies are good.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 06:52 PM
Kind of, but skinny as a toothpick, with bad hair.

So he's like a toothpick with a fro?

JASONSAUTO
04-16-2009, 06:52 PM
The guy can also tend to be an ass on here. People have him on ignore. To each their own. If you take things personally, you shouldn't be on the internet.

looks like you are taking this personally yourself. are you claythan's mom?

luv
04-16-2009, 06:53 PM
it was wrong. if you dont see that then i feel sorry for you

JFC. I called him an asshole. Happy?

H4L0
04-16-2009, 06:53 PM
Actually, she paid for him most of the time

Iowanian
04-16-2009, 06:53 PM
Does Rust by any chance look like this..

http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAIZ060%7EHornswoggle-Posters.jpg


There was a badass midget dressed like that, with the deepest midget voice(hell it would be a booming set of pipes for a 500lb man) at O'shea's casino in vegas....

luv
04-16-2009, 06:53 PM
looks like you are taking this personally yourself. are you claythan's mom?

LMAO

Hon, you need to work on your smack.

H4L0
04-16-2009, 06:53 PM
Not a fro...remember those bowl cut haircuts from the late 90's? He's got one of those. And big round glasses. (I'm not kidding or making this up)

JASONSAUTO
04-16-2009, 06:54 PM
JFC. I called him an asshole. Happy?

then why are you taking up for him? need some attention tonight?

Baconeater
04-16-2009, 06:54 PM
Yeah, we like movies. Movies are good.
Do you like movies with gladiators in them?

Mecca
04-16-2009, 06:54 PM
Actually, she paid for him most of the time

Can you explain to me what she saw in this guy....

You're making it sound like he's a midget toothpick with bad hair and no good qualities...how did this girl date him, how can he get laid?

You are describing him like he should just eat a bullet before it's to late so I have to ask.

Delano
04-16-2009, 06:54 PM
Yeah, we like movies. Movies are good.

Does she drag you to chick flicks? Do you secretly enjoy them?

luv
04-16-2009, 06:54 PM
Not a fro...remember those bowl cut haircuts from the late 90's? He's got one of those. And big round glasses. (I'm not kidding or making this up)

The guy doesn't say a bad word about anone involved, yet you feel compelled to smear him anyway you can. Classy.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 06:55 PM
Not a fro...remember those bowl cut haircuts from the late 90's? He's got one of those. And big round glasses. (I'm not kidding or making this up)

He looks like Steven King?!?!

Scorp
04-16-2009, 06:55 PM
Actually, she paid for him most of the time

So he is a pimp.......way to go RustShack.

el borracho
04-16-2009, 06:55 PM
Well, offseason or no I'm not going back to read 500 posts but, why doesn't she like you to accompany her to the bars? Does she generally try to keep you away from her friends?

H4L0
04-16-2009, 06:56 PM
Hahahaha Mecca, since I've met my girl and Holly I've wondered the same thing. I've personally never met the dude. They were together for about 8 months, and I've only been seeing my girl for about 2.

Bowser
04-16-2009, 06:56 PM
So who is this H4LO? Is it

1) Rustshack's ex-friend who submarined his chick
2) Friend of the friend who submarined the girl
3) The girl Holly
4) Claythan
5) KCWolfman
6) Gaz
7) Rustshack himself, going all Sybil on us

?

JASONSAUTO
04-16-2009, 06:56 PM
LMAO

Hon, you need to work on your smack.

first off i'm not your fucking hon, second i dont need to work on shit. you just keep taking up for a loser that hides behind hat computer and says shit that wouldnt fly in real life

luv
04-16-2009, 06:56 PM
then why are you taking up for him? need some attention tonight?

WTF? Layoff. I was simply responding to a comment. Drop it already.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 06:57 PM
Hahahaha Mecca, since I've met my girl and Holly I've wondered the same thing. I've personally never met the dude. They were together for about 8 months, and I've only been seeing my girl for about 2.

They met on the internet didn't they...

luv
04-16-2009, 06:57 PM
So who is this H4LO? Is it

1) Rustshack's ex-friend who submarined his chick
2) Friend of the friend who submarined the girl
3) The girl Holly
4) Claythan
5) KCWolfman
6) Gaz
7) Rustshack himself, going all Sybil on us

?

Definitely a dupe.

Ebolapox
04-16-2009, 06:57 PM
YOOOOOU. YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEED.
BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND.
YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND


OOOOOOH BAAYBAY YOOOOOU. YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEED.

Iowanian
04-16-2009, 06:57 PM
That's the cool thing about this place....you can look like a warthog, and as long as you don't type like a dickbag, you're accepted. I mean, in real life I'm awesome too, but thats just coincidence.


This place is cannibalistic. If he acted like a douche here, he'd have been eaten alive, and I've never seen it, so I don't really care if he looks like Tom Cruise or the creapy lisping bastard from the Lord of the Rings movie.

Delano
04-16-2009, 06:58 PM
There are about three "Holly"s from Waterloo on facebook. I'd only bang one of them.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 06:58 PM
When he described him I seriously pictured this...

http://orpheus.ucsd.edu/speccoll/dspolitic/thumbs/1942/21013acs.jpg

Bowser
04-16-2009, 06:58 PM
YOOOOOU. YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEED.
BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND.
YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND


OOOOOOH BAAYBAY YOOOOOU. YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEED.

Girl, that motherfucker is crazy. Throw your panties on stage.

JASONSAUTO
04-16-2009, 06:58 PM
it's nice to see the planet banding together

el borracho
04-16-2009, 06:58 PM
Oh, hell, nevermind. I see we've moved on from solving the original problem and have created all new problems. Carry on, lol.

Baconeater
04-16-2009, 06:59 PM
There are about three "Holly"s from Waterloo on facebook. I'd only bang one of them.
Pics plz.

Iowanian
04-16-2009, 06:59 PM
I heard she was into tossing salad. I'd tell your pal to throw her a tic tac before they make out late in the afternoon.



Mecca laughing about someone's looks and physique is about as funny as String bikini's being sold at Lane Giant.

Scorp
04-16-2009, 06:59 PM
There are about three "Holly"s from Waterloo on facebook. I'd only bang one of them.

I banged all 3.:D

Mecca
04-16-2009, 06:59 PM
There are about three "Holly"s from Waterloo on facebook. I'd only bang one of them.

I suggest you post their pictures and I will tell you which ones are recliner worthy.

luv
04-16-2009, 06:59 PM
Hahahaha Mecca, since I've met my girl and Holly I've wondered the same thing. I've personally never met the dude. They were together for about 8 months, and I've only been seeing my girl for about 2.

You've never met him? You described him with such detail.

Bowser
04-16-2009, 06:59 PM
There are about three "Holly"s from Waterloo on facebook. I'd only bang one of them.

Underachiever

luv
04-16-2009, 07:00 PM
I suggest you post their pictures and I will tell you which ones are recliner worthy.

LMAO

wild1
04-16-2009, 07:00 PM
they already did it

JASONSAUTO
04-16-2009, 07:00 PM
You've never met him? You described him with such detail.

he's making shit up here

H4L0
04-16-2009, 07:00 PM
*shrug* Gotta go pick up the paycheck. Later kids.

cabletech94
04-16-2009, 07:01 PM
Bitchin'. I have about $600 in the bank, that should be equivalent to about $10M in Mexico.

Dude, that's about how much I got in under the mattress. Lets open up the best damned internet service down there and become 20 millionaires!!!!!!

Who wants to the our bodyguards? Free interwebs!!!!!

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:01 PM
LMAO

I'm just trying to say outlandish stuff at this point.

luv
04-16-2009, 07:02 PM
he's making shit up here

He's a dupe, so of course.

Delano
04-16-2009, 07:02 PM
Closed profile so only thumbnail:

UNF UNF UNF FAP.

luv
04-16-2009, 07:02 PM
I'm just trying to say outlandish stuff at this point.

See? I like you when you're not talking football. :D

Baconeater
04-16-2009, 07:03 PM
Definitely fap worthy.

JASONSAUTO
04-16-2009, 07:03 PM
He's a dupe, so of course.

i doubt it, she told them about the planet and the thread.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:03 PM
See? I like you when you're not talking football. :D

LOL, that's probably why I don't talk about sports with women I like.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:03 PM
Closed profile so only thumbnail:

UNF UNF UNF FAP.

Well I'd hit that.....

luv
04-16-2009, 07:03 PM
i doubt it, she told them about the planet and the thread.

How did she know?

Delano
04-16-2009, 07:03 PM
See? I like you when you're not talking football. :D

Have you even seen his recliner? It's from like, 1999 and is made from, like, drab upholstery.

Baconeater
04-16-2009, 07:04 PM
We need to see the fugly ones too, Delano.

JASONSAUTO
04-16-2009, 07:04 PM
How did she know?

my wife knows i post here, hell everyone in a relationship probably knows

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:06 PM
Have you even seen his recliner? It's from like, 1999 and is made from, like, drab upholstery.

Drab...cmon it's blue!

The truth is, I'm the real life version of the Big Lebowski.

luv
04-16-2009, 07:07 PM
my wife knows i post here, hell everyone in a relationship probably knows

But does she know about every thread you start? I mean, if I was asking advice on what to do with an SO, I sure wouldn't want them knowing about it. Just weird, IMO.

Sully
04-16-2009, 07:07 PM
I'm pretty sure every person involved in this fiasco is a douche.
But then again, who wasn't at 20?

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:08 PM
I'm pretty sure every person involved in this fiasco is a douche.
But then again, who wasn't at 20?

It's atleast entertaining.

luv
04-16-2009, 07:08 PM
Have you even seen his recliner? It's from like, 1999 and is made from, like, drab upholstery.

And I post while sitting on an ugly couch with a broken foldout bed in it.

Delano
04-16-2009, 07:08 PM
We need to see the fugly ones too, Delano.

Hello awesome collage of ugg lee.

luv
04-16-2009, 07:09 PM
I'm pretty sure every person involved in this fiasco is a douche.
But then again, who wasn't at 20?

I wasn't.

Delano
04-16-2009, 07:09 PM
Drab...cmon it's blue!

The truth is, I'm the real life version of the Big Lebowski.

Replace the white russians with pepsi.

Can I piss on your rug, dude?

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:10 PM
I somehow feel like Hootie should be involved in this story.

Delano
04-16-2009, 07:10 PM
That last line doesn't sound good. Oh well.

luv
04-16-2009, 07:10 PM
Hello awesome collage of ugg lee.

Maybe I'm not a good judge of other females, but the only non-doable ones in that bunch are the first one and possibly the one in the bottom right.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:10 PM
Replace the white russians with pepsi.

Can I piss on your rug, dude?

You pissed on my fuckin rug....

You know my recliner really ties the room together.

Delano
04-16-2009, 07:11 PM
Maybe I'm not a good judge of other females, but the only non-doable ones in that bunch are the first one and possibly the one in the bottom right.

Well, Midnightvulture staked claim to the bottom right girl, so I assumed she was off limits for the "would you?" question.

Predarat
04-16-2009, 07:12 PM
Closed profile so only thumbnail:

UNF UNF UNF FAP.

Id probably hit it if I were single but not if I had to take her to a movie first, she is a typical dime a dozen blonde. A movie is at least 7.50 each then she will want a drink and maybe a snack. So thats about $25. So she is hittable for sure but not worth taking to a movie to have to hit. There are plenty of comparable gals at bars and clubs you could meet and not have to take to a movie first.

Delano
04-16-2009, 07:12 PM
You pissed on my fuckin rug....

You know my recliner really ties the room together.

This is excellent.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:13 PM
Id probably hit it but not if I had to take her to a movie first, she is a typical dime a dozen blonde. A movie is at least 7.50 each then she will want a drink and maybe a snack. So thats about $25. So she is hittable for sure but not worth taking to a movie to have to hit. There are plenty of comparable gals at bars and clubs you could meet and not have to take to a movie first.

I'll take a dime a dozen blonde after I spent this past week getting hit on by chicks that look like they drink blood and sleep in coffins.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:13 PM
This is excellent.

I honestly pictured you studying my picture going "is that a recliner?"

Delano
04-16-2009, 07:13 PM
Id probably hit it but not if I had to take her to a movie first, she is a typical dime a dozen blonde. A movie is at least 7.50 each then she will want a drink and maybe a snack. So thats about $25. So she is hittable for sure but not worth taking to a movie to have to hit. There are plenty of comparable gals at bars and clubs you could meet and not have to take to a movie first.

What you can't see is that she's sitting on a traffic cone. That is worth 25 bucks right there.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:14 PM
There's three sides to every story. I guess we've gotten two.


Anyway, it's amazing that everytime shit like this happens, a friend of whoever's involved shows up. I mean, who is this guy really, and how did he know about this thread? He's either some kind of stalker, or someone made up for entertainment value. I'm gonna go with the latter. And if he is who he says he is, why bother here? No one here knows RustShack or anyone involved, so who cares?
It's quite simple...you think RS dated this girl for however long and she didn't know about him and his ChiefsPlanet account?

The dumbass girl probably stumbled upon this site, found this thread, showed her new boyfriend, and her new boyfriend probably told his friend...

We've said some pretty shitty stuff about that whore Holly.

Jenny Gump
04-16-2009, 07:14 PM
Stick it in her ass THEN tell that bitch to "step off". This is ridiculous. Seriously...gotta go, my friend is here to take me to the movies.

Nzoner
04-16-2009, 07:15 PM
There was a badass midget dressed like that, with the deepest midget voice(hell it would be a booming set of pipes for a 500lb man) at O'shea's casino in vegas....


HERE HE IS....

Baconeater
04-16-2009, 07:15 PM
Maybe I'm not a good judge of other females, but the only non-doable ones in that bunch are the first one and possibly the one in the bottom right.
It's hard to tell from those pics, but the first one is definitely bad. This shit better not be over that chick.

Sully
04-16-2009, 07:15 PM
I wasn't.

I haven't had a ton of girlfriends, but I would say at that age most of them came from the "being a good guy while she cries on my shoulder about the boyfriend" schtick.
I was the King of getting out of the friendship zone and into the relationship zone.

Delano
04-16-2009, 07:15 PM
I honestly pictured you studying my picture going "is that a recliner?"

Yes. I observe background things. Like that picture of the girl with a toilet in the background filled with a large terdell. I noticed the feces right away.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:16 PM
You may just end up liking it here....we've got an excellent selection of those.




I think you're the other dude.

No...I bet he is the friend.

Holly knew about chiefsplanet...rustshack was lying about the two still dating...thought he still had a chance when he really didn't...she clicked this site to see if he posted anything...found this thread...bitched to her new bf about us calling her a slut...he showed the thread to this douchebag (who probably sucks at halo)...and wa la

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:16 PM
It's hard to tell from those pics, but the first one is definitely bad. This shit better not be over that chick.

Maybe these guys like the chunky heads...

Baconeater
04-16-2009, 07:17 PM
It's quite simple...you think RS dated this girl for however long and she didn't know about him and his ChiefsPlanet account?

The dumbass girl probably stumbled upon this site, found this thread, showed her new boyfriend, and her new boyfriend probably told his friend...

We've said some pretty shitty stuff about that whore Holly.
Ooh, that's a good idea, let's all call Holly a whore, then maybe she will show up and give this thread the burst it desperately needs.

Delano
04-16-2009, 07:17 PM
...and wa la

Nice try. Fail.

Predarat
04-16-2009, 07:18 PM
What you can't see is that she's sitting on a traffic cone. That is worth 25 bucks right there.

Only if its the hard plastic ones, not the flimsy collapsable ones.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:18 PM
How the **** do you hear about a thread on a Chiefs site?


I'm still calling dupe.

Claythan?

you're stupid...

he's providing REAL names and REAL situations...god some people have no common sense...

the dude is telling the truth 100%

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:19 PM
Maybe he met her playing Halo.

Delano
04-16-2009, 07:19 PM
you're stupid...

he's providing REAL names and REAL situations...god some people have no common sense...

the dude is telling the truth 100%

His user name was teh lame.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:20 PM
by the way...

I bet holly is ugly...

why would holly date a 100 lb. douche bag if she was hot?

She's definitely a butter face...I guarantee that.

Predarat
04-16-2009, 07:20 PM
I'll take a dime a dozen blonde after I spent this past week getting hit on by chicks that look like they drink blood and sleep in coffins.

Thats not the question, the question is would you take her to the movies first, knowing you will at least have to spend about $25? Unless they still have those Place theatres, those are only about $1.50-$2, in that case its a whole new ballgame.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:20 PM
Yes. I observe background things. Like that picture of the girl with a toilet in the background filled with a large terdell. I noticed the feces right away.

Do you have a problem with chicks dropping a deuce?

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:21 PM
by the way...

I bet holly is ugly...

why would holly date a 100 lb. douche bag if she was hot?

She's definitely a butter face...I guarantee that.

I hinted at this point earlier, what kind of girl would date a guy described the way this guy described him?

He literally made the guy sound like some ugly dwarf that should eat a bullet. He made him sound kinda like Gollum just with with big glasses and a bowl cut.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:22 PM
Not a fro...remember those bowl cut haircuts from the late 90's? He's got one of those. And big round glasses. (I'm not kidding or making this up)

which means holly is ugly and your friend is probably a dumbass faggot (especially if he's asking her to a movie) and not trying to fuck her...

sounds like we're amongst a bunch of d-bags...

guarantee holly is either fat or ugly

Mr. Flopnuts
04-16-2009, 07:23 PM
The guy doesn't say a bad word about anone involved, yet you feel compelled to smear him anyway you can. Classy.

It's easy to talk shit on someone half your size. This guy is a grade A puss. I can smell the labia on this one from 2200 miles away.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:24 PM
It's easy to talk shit on someone half your size. This guy is a grade A puss. I can smell the labia on this one from 2200 miles away.

Who Jason?

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:24 PM
Definitely a dupe.

you are dumb as shit...

Just thought I'd point that out.

No common sense.

This account is real.

Again...

Quite simple.

RS' girl knew about CP...she clicked this thread...sees everyone called her a whore...tells new dude...new dude tells friend...friend registers and defends ugly slut

it's not rocket science luv

Baconeater
04-16-2009, 07:25 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw Rustshack on one of the Killtac videos a while back, I don't recall him being a complete dork. Odd that the site is down right now...

Katipan
04-16-2009, 07:25 PM
From day one when I first met Holly, all I heard was bitching about Jeremey. All I heard from my girl was bitching about Jeremey. I never heard ONE SINGLE good thing about this dude from Holly, or anyone else.

Sounds like a bitch to me.

luv
04-16-2009, 07:26 PM
you are dumb as shit...

Just thought I'd point that out.

No common sense.

This account is real.

Again...

Quite simple.

RS' girl knew about CP...she clicked this thread...sees everyone called her a whore...tells new dude...new dude tells friend...friend registers and defends ugly slut

it's not rocket science luv

mmhmm.

L.A. Chieffan
04-16-2009, 07:27 PM
bitches aint notin but hoes and tricks!

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:27 PM
seriously...I have laid off being a dick to users on this board...I like you guys...

but luv you just aren't very smart

that is all

Katipan
04-16-2009, 07:28 PM
bitches aint notin but hoes and tricks!

Lick on these nuts and suck the dick.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-16-2009, 07:28 PM
Who Jason?

No. H4lo. Jason has had an obsession with Claythan from the moments he laid eyes on him. That's nothing new.

luv
04-16-2009, 07:28 PM
seriously...I have laid off being a dick to users on this board...I like you guys...

but luv you just aren't very smart

that is all

okay

Mecca
04-16-2009, 07:29 PM
No. H4lo. Jason has had an obsession with Claythan from the moments he laid eyes on him. That's nothing new.

Jason is like that with a few people.

Nzoner
04-16-2009, 07:30 PM
seriously...I have laid off being a dick to users on this board...I like you guys...


Whew,looks like I'll be able to sleep tonight

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:30 PM
rustshack...

that shit sucks dude..

if it makes you feel better I'll 1 v 1 the shit out of h4lo and show him how a real man rolls...

i'll sneep the fuck out of that guy...

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:31 PM
Whew,looks like I'll be able to sleep tonight

I especially like you.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-16-2009, 07:32 PM
rustshack...

that shit sucks dude..

if it makes you feel better I'll 1 v 1 the shit out of h4lo and show him how a real man rolls...

i'll sneep the fuck out of that guy...

Dude, I told him/her many pages ago that we had a 50 here, and if he/she didn't address you properly bad things would happen. Seriously. I did.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-16-2009, 07:33 PM
Listen dude. Be careful. Your screen name might be this hip, cool way to spell Halo. But we have a 50 at Halo here. And if you don't talk to him the way you're supposed to talk to a 50, something bad will probably happen.

See? Post 345.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:33 PM
Dude, I told him/her many pages ago that we had a 50 here, and if he/she didn't address you properly bad things would happen. Seriously. I did.

I know, it was hilarious...I pos repped you for it.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-16-2009, 07:34 PM
I know, it was hilarious...I pos repped you for it.

LMAO So did Delano. His comment was fuckin hilarious.

OMG A 50!!! PUT IT IN MY BUTT MR. 50

Nzoner
04-16-2009, 07:36 PM
I especially like you.

Yeah,we should get together for some drinking sometime,this old man could definitely hang with you in that department.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:38 PM
LMAO So did Delano. His comment was ****in hilarious.

OMG A 50!!! PUT IT IN MY BUTT MR. 50

I don't understand the lack of disrespect I get from this board...

Look, we have lawyers, doctors, smart-asses, geniuses...

I'm a GD 50 in Halo...I'm a 50 in doubles, I'm a 50 in team, I'm a 50 in objectives, and I'm a 50 in MLG...

I challenge any of these "lawyers" to try and become a 50 in Halo.

KcMizzou
04-16-2009, 07:38 PM
I don't know what a 50 is.

Does this hurt my geek cred? Because I make up for it in many other geeky ways.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:41 PM
Yeah,we should get together for some drinking sometime,this old man could definitely hang with you in that department.

I'm up for a challenge...

I would never underestimate the famous nzoner...but I warn you, don't underestimate a kid famous for his 31 day blackout bender...

I'm solid all around...I'm a good chugger, I take any shot, I take every shot, I like almost every liquor (whiskey isn't a favorite)...and I drink a lot...

and I promise I won't pee on you or your friends (unless you guys are into that sort of stuff)...

Baconeater
04-16-2009, 07:41 PM
I don't know what a 50 is.

Does this hurt my geek cred? Because I make up for it in many other geeky ways.
:shrug:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=50

luv
04-16-2009, 07:41 PM
I'm up for a challenge...

I would never underestimate the famous nzoner...but I warn you, don't underestimate a kid famous for his 31 day blackout bender...

I'm solid all around...I'm a good chugger, I take any shot, I take every shot, I like almost every liquor (whiskey isn't a favorite)...and I drink a lot...

and I promise I won't pee on you or your friends (unless you guys are into that sort of stuff)...

Good opportunity next weekend.

KcMizzou
04-16-2009, 07:42 PM
:shrug:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=50Ah, yes... "five-oh".

I think this is different.

Baconeater
04-16-2009, 07:44 PM
Ah, yes... "five-oh".

I think this is different.
Yeah, it doesn't really make sense. Hootie also used the word "sneep" earlier, and it comes up as this:

<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="index">
</td> <td class="word"> Sneep </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_2938289"> 24 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sneep#), 3 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sneep#) http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sneep#)http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sneep#) </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
</td> <td class="text" colspan="2"> A sex act involving one male and one female participant. The female lies on her back with her vulva raised in the air (often she must place her feet behind her head and clasp her legs with her arms in order to achieve the desired effect.) The male participant stands over the female and proceeds to spread apart her buttocks and insert his scrotum into the female's rectum (requires a substantial amount of lubricant and a loose sphincter.) Then he inserts his erect penis into the vagina, successfully DPing while solo. The Male then performs a squatting motion which stimulates both partners immensely.


Ronald was sneeping this one chick and her dad busted in, effectively ruining all three of their evenings.
</td></tr></tbody></table>

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:44 PM
I don't know what a 50 is.

Does this hurt my geek cred? Because I make up for it in many other geeky ways.

the highest skill you can achieve in Halo...

I will sell you a 50.

you can either be TastyBiscuitBoy or MeatyDragonMan...those are the two accounts I'm looking to get rid of =)

I'm not sure if I got Meaty up to a 50 since I was using it as a booster account...but all it will take is a 6 pack and 30 games of doubles with my home slice Stevey G!

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:46 PM
LMAO

We call sniping 'sneeping'...in order to be good in Halo...you have to have amazing battle rifling ability and unbelievable sniping abilities...otherwise you'll always be stuck as a lonely brigadier!

luv
04-16-2009, 07:47 PM
Yeah, it doesn't really make sense. Hootie also used the word "sneep" earlier, and it comes up as this:

<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="index">
</td> <td class="word"> Sneep </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_2938289"> 24 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sneep#), 3 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sneep#) http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sneep#)http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sneep#) </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
</td> <td class="text" colspan="2"> A sex act involving one male and one female participant. The female lies on her back with her vulva raised in the air (often she must place her feet behind her head and clasp her legs with her arms in order to achieve the desired effect.) The male participant stands over the female and proceeds to spread apart her buttocks and insert his scrotum into the female's rectum (requires a substantial amount of lubricant and a loose sphincter.) Then he inserts his erect penis into the vagina, successfully DPing while solo. The Male then performs a squatting motion which stimulates both partners immensely.


Ronald was sneeping this one chick and her dad busted in, effectively ruining all three of their evenings.
</td></tr></tbody></table>

Sounds.....interesting.

Mr. Plow
04-16-2009, 07:47 PM
And my name is Preston, if that makes any of you feel better.

It's Bill S. Preston Esquire!


http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/billandted460.jpg

Predarat
04-16-2009, 07:48 PM
Yeah, it doesn't really make sense. Hootie also used the word "sneep" earlier, and it comes up as this:

<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="index">
</td> <td class="word"> Sneep </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_2938289"> 24 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sneep#), 3 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sneep#) http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sneep#)http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sneep#) </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
</td> <td class="text" colspan="2"> A sex act involving one male and one female participant. The female lies on her back with her vulva raised in the air (often she must place her feet behind her head and clasp her legs with her arms in order to achieve the desired effect.) The male participant stands over the female and proceeds to spread apart her buttocks and insert his scrotum into the female's rectum (requires a substantial amount of lubricant and a loose sphincter.) Then he inserts his erect penis into the vagina, successfully DPing while solo. The Male then performs a squatting motion which stimulates both partners immensely.


Ronald was sneeping this one chick and her dad busted in, effectively ruining all three of their evenings.
</td></tr></tbody></table>


I bet you anything Holly never did this with RustShack but has already done it with the new guy.

Bwana
04-16-2009, 07:49 PM
Dump the bitch.........

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 07:49 PM
and you have to be able to come up with awesome nicknames for maps...

me and steve (I call steve Meat Sauce or Meat Sticks or Chunky Steps)...anyways he's really good at Valhalla...possibly the best of all time...

So we call that map...Map of the Meat! or ...The Map that Meat Built!

Baconeater
04-16-2009, 07:51 PM
I bet you anything Holly never did this with RustShack but has already done it with the new guy.
Holly definitely sounds like the type of girl who has a loose sphincter.

Jim Jones
04-16-2009, 07:51 PM
This may have already been mentioned, but I don't want to go back and look through 43 pages -- how old are Rustshack and this girl?

Iowanian
04-16-2009, 07:51 PM
I disagree.

My SNL digital short of this re-enactment goes like this.
RS was upset, even more upset by the fiddy posters calling his girl out for her "Unwashed Jack Sparrow vagina-by-the-half-hour" ways.

He went over to her apartment, probably got a little cracked in the voice, maybe shed a small hidden tear. In the midst of their argument, he blurted out something like "every single guy on Chiefsplanet says you're Fing this yard Gnome!!!!". The cat was out of the bag.

She's been here and lurked....told the boyfriend, who told our new friend, Preston Halo III, who can probably beat the racist out of Hootie at halo because he's not a 12 year old boy....he's 21...he's a man!


No...I bet he is the friend.

Holly knew about chiefsplanet...rustshack was lying about the two still dating...thought he still had a chance when he really didn't...she clicked this site to see if he posted anything...found this thread...bitched to her new bf about us calling her a slut...he showed the thread to this douchebag (who probably sucks at halo)...and wa la

dirk digler
04-16-2009, 07:53 PM
I always miss the good shit. I hope Rust didn't off himself and I had no idea Clay banned himself. What thread was that in because I need a good laugh?

luv
04-16-2009, 07:53 PM
I always miss the good shit. I hope Rust didn't off himself and I had no idea Clay banned himself. What thread was that in because I need a good laugh?

Cassel or Sanchez


Something like that.

dirk digler
04-16-2009, 07:56 PM
Cassel or Sanchez


Something like that.

No wonder I missed it. Thanks

cabletech94
04-16-2009, 07:56 PM
It's Bill S. Preston Esquire!


http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/billandted460.jpg

No offense Mr. Plow, but I posted that like 300 posts ago.


Hoooooooray for me my very first REEEEPOOOOST!!!

Yea, I'll go drink some antifreeze and run into an AIDS tree now.

Delano
04-16-2009, 08:00 PM
This may have already been mentioned, but I don't want to go back and look through 43 pages -- how old are Rustshack and this girl?

Hard to say. The H4LO posts seem fabricated at this point. Probably Hootie.

JOhn
04-16-2009, 08:00 PM
Sounds.....interesting.

:spock:



:clap:



:D

cabletech94
04-16-2009, 08:01 PM
Hard to say. The H4LO posts seem fabricated at this point. Probably Hootie.

Is epic an age?

I think like early 20s.

Crush
04-16-2009, 08:02 PM
Yea, I'll go drink some antifreeze and run into an AIDS tree now.

I am pretty sure that have to post an "I'm Leaving Forever" thread before you can do that. Those are the rules.

JOhn
04-16-2009, 08:03 PM
I always miss the good shit. I hope Rust didn't off himself and I had no idea Clay banned himself. What thread was that in because I need a good laugh?

GoChiefs banned again? Wow who would ever have imagined? ROFL

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 08:03 PM
Hard to say. The H4LO posts seem fabricated at this point. Probably Hootie.

I was actually at softball practice when all of the good stuff was going on...

There is no way those posts were fabricated...

The guy was absolutely telling the truth (at least in his eyes)...I guarantee it.

RustShack OBVIOUSLY talked about ChiefsPlanet (probably even showed it) to his (ex)girlfriend...

she probably clicked the thread to see if he had said anything about her...or maybe when they were arguing last night he said something about how chiefsplanet thinks she's a whore blah blah blah...and found a thread about her and showed her new boyfriend who showed ol' Preston...

The dude provided real ages, descriptions, and names...if you guys think it's a dup or if he isn't for real you're just idiots - can't really candycoat that.

JOhn
04-16-2009, 08:04 PM
I am pretty sure that have to post an "I'm Leaving Forever" thread before you can do that. Those are the rules.

This




*footnote*

Make sure your a really big whiner about it also

Delano
04-16-2009, 08:07 PM
I was actually at softball practice when all of the good stuff was going on...

There is no way those posts were fabricated...

The guy was absolutely telling the truth (at least in his eyes)...I guarantee it.

RustShack OBVIOUSLY talked about ChiefsPlanet (probably even showed it) to his (ex)girlfriend...

she probably clicked the thread to see if he had said anything about her...or maybe when they were arguing last night he said something about how chiefsplanet thinks she's a whore blah blah blah...and found a thread about her and showed her new boyfriend who showed ol' Preston...

The dude provided real ages, descriptions, and names...if you guys think it's a dup or if he isn't for real you're just idiots - can't really candycoat that.

The guy's grammar changed over the course of his posting. Anyone can make up appearances and put together a fake story.

It's entirely possible the account is legit, but your blind acceptance is a little naive.

cabletech94
04-16-2009, 08:08 PM
I am pretty sure that have to post an "I'm Leaving Forever" thread before you can do that. Those are the rules.

This place is too gaddammed cool to leave forever. I mean, really, where else am I gonna learn new things like 'sneed' or aids tree.
This place is gonna live forever.

Jim Jones
04-16-2009, 08:11 PM
Hard to say. The H4LO posts seem fabricated at this point. Probably Hootie.

I was trying to look up girls named Holly from Waterloo, Iowa on MySpace, but all the ones in the 20-25 age range from that area are either fat or..well, the one who isn't fat has a black guy in her picture posing with her, with a tagline that says "time for a change". Maybe that's her..

Baconeater
04-16-2009, 08:12 PM
The guy's grammar changed over the course of his posting. Anyone can make up appearances and put together a fake story.

It's entirely possible the account is legit, but your blind acceptance is a little naive.
If that's the case, then it was probably multiple people posting with the account, likely the dude and the whore both.

Rain Man
04-16-2009, 08:14 PM
Something interesting must have happened here, but I'm not motivated enough to read 600+ posts to figure out what it was.

Crush
04-16-2009, 08:15 PM
http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQuKhLTwmlXP71cGNGDZv95wAAAAoJZFK6IRPvAij_VvHryFFj

I wonder if this is "Preston." I doubt it, though.

doomy3
04-16-2009, 08:16 PM
can someone recap what happened in this thread? Is RustShack OK?

RJ
04-16-2009, 08:18 PM
Something interesting must have happened here, but I'm not motivated enough to read 600+ posts to figure out what it was.



Rust is thin.

Holly is a lying whore.

Preston III likes teabagging parties.

I believe that's the gist of it.

cabletech94
04-16-2009, 08:19 PM
can someone recap what happened in this thread? Is RustShack OK?

rustshack 'went missing' some time ago.
haven't heard a peep.
this is the most exciting thread i've ever eavesdropped on.

I can't friggin' wait for the draft!!!!!!

Crush
04-16-2009, 08:19 PM
Maybe this is "Preston?"

http://www.hs.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQLl5hgcfrbHk2mWcJAeJnBQAAAAnCXTyDlKXBFPkmMlNQoSMN

Johnny Vegas
04-16-2009, 08:19 PM
can someone recap what happened in this thread? Is RustShack OK?

Holly whore fucked a movie nerd over RS. Holly whore told movie nerd BF and movie nerd BF can't pull his own weight so he told his peeping tom friend to explain the status. word?

KcMizzou
04-16-2009, 08:23 PM
can someone recap what happened in this thread? Is RustShack OK?Hasn't been heard from since. Seems he did lose the girl, which seemed inevitable from the first post.

The rest is just too much personal drama to be shared online. I feel bad for the guy.

This is why it's a bad idea to spill your guts. If you don't have anyone you're comfortable talking to "IRL", send a PM to a specific poster you trust.

Otherwise, it just turns into a train wreck. The Chiefsplanet version of reality TV.

Ebolapox
04-16-2009, 08:26 PM
Hasn't been heard from since. Seems he did lose the girl, which seemed inevitable from the first post.

The rest is just too much personal drama to be shared online. I feel bad for the guy.

This is why it's a bad idea to spill your guts. If you don't have anyone you're comfortable talking to "IRL", send a PM to a specific poster you trust.

Otherwise, it just turns into a train wreck. The Chiefsplanet version of reality TV.

wouldn't know ANYTHING bout' that

:spock:

luv
04-16-2009, 08:26 PM
Hasn't been heard from since. Seems he did lose the girl, which seemed inevitable from the first post.

The rest is just too much personal drama to be shared online. I feel bad for the guy.

This is why it's a bad idea to spill your guts. If you don't have anyone you're comfortable talking to "IRL", send a PM to a specific poster you trust.

Otherwise, it just turns into a train wreck. The Chiefsplanet version of reality TV.

Wise. This is a lesson I learned the hard way.

Rain Man
04-16-2009, 08:27 PM
Hopefully rustshack's okay.

Sounds like his former girlfriend is a real loser.

KcMizzou
04-16-2009, 08:29 PM
wouldn't know ANYTHING bout' that

:spock:Yeah... I know I joked about that too... but that had to be rough.

I feel the same way about fighting in public. If I'm in a relationship and a girl wants to argue in a public place, I'll politley ask her if we can just leave and talk about it in private. If she refuses, I'll just flat walk out... seriously.

RJ
04-16-2009, 08:30 PM
Really, is there any better place in the world to go for relationship advice than CP?

I don't know how Dear Abby stays in business.

morphius
04-16-2009, 08:32 PM
H4LO does not appear to be a dup account, and his IP address is in the same city as Rustshack.

Mr. Plow
04-16-2009, 08:32 PM
This chick sounds slutty. Anyone want to tag team her?

Skip Towne
04-16-2009, 08:32 PM
I got a friend request from RS yesterday. Surprising since I've hardly talked to him.

Predarat
04-16-2009, 08:33 PM
Damn that was low, even for him. Then some even defend the shithead. Wendler is going to die a virgin.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205756&page=6

Nzoner
04-16-2009, 08:35 PM
I got a friend request from RS yesterday. Surprising since I've hardly talked to him.


I think everyone did,maybe he was planning on his slutty gf checking out the site and seeing how many friends he had :shrug:

doomy3
04-16-2009, 08:37 PM
Yeah I got a friend request from him too. I'm pretty worried about him, honestly.

morphius
04-16-2009, 08:40 PM
I don't know RustShack, but I wouldn't worry about him yet either. I'd guess he either went out with a friend, or is playing Halo burning off some steam.

KcMizzou
04-16-2009, 08:42 PM
Yeah I got a friend request from him too. I'm pretty worried about him, honestly.Yeah. Just reading that first post... well, I've been there. It's not fun.

I was too stupid to recognize the obvious signs for what they were, and bail. Instead, I let her try to "make it easy" and "be nice"... and enjoyed a nice long breakup while we were still living together, and she ****ed of the "friends" she liked to spend so much time with... on the side. I'd have respected her so much more if she'd just said, "I'm sorry, but it's over."

Never again.

Sometimes hope is a bitch. Tough to have a clear head when you're in the moment, though.

shitgoose
04-16-2009, 08:56 PM
Drab...cmon it's blue!

The truth is, I'm the real life version of the Big Lebowski.

Real life version of The Dude or real life version of the other Jeffery Lebowski?

"You're Lebowski Lebowski, I'm the Dude. So thats what you call me you know? Dude, Duder........El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing."

JOhn
04-16-2009, 08:57 PM
This chick sounds slutty. Anyone want to tag team her?

ROFL

Nice to know someone else posted this before I did.....


Btw, is she decent looking?

Just saying......:D

Baconeater
04-16-2009, 08:59 PM
ROFL

Nice to know someone else posted this before I did.....


Btw, is she decent looking?

Just saying......:D
No one has posted pictures of her, but I do recall hearing something about a strangely shaped ass cheek.

RJ
04-16-2009, 09:02 PM
People that age shouldn't have relationships. Better to just exchange fluids and move on.

JOhn
04-16-2009, 09:05 PM
No one has posted pictures of her, but I do recall hearing something about a strangely shaped ass cheek.

:spock:


Is that EnDelt code for HUGE ass?

Jewish Rabbi
04-16-2009, 09:14 PM
*shrug* Gotta go pick up the paycheck. Later kids.

At 8 o'clock on a Thursday night?

Unfortunately for you, there's been videos of RustShack posted on this website. None fit the bowl-cut, big glasses description.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-16-2009, 09:15 PM
Damn that was low, even for him. Then some even defend the shithead. Wendler is going to die a virgin.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205756&page=6

When you get as much shit as that dude gets from so many people, you're bound to snap sometime. And spare me the stories of his bullshit from 5 years ago. He's nowhere near that kid anymore. I've seen people on this site pull some pretty lowball shit, but there are a lot more people obsessed with Clay's every little comment than everybody else on this site combined.

Jewish Rabbi
04-16-2009, 09:15 PM
I got a friend request from RS yesterday. Surprising since I've hardly talked to him.

He was just jealous I had more friends than him. :D Seriously. That happened before all this shit went down tho.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-16-2009, 09:16 PM
BTW, he's online right now. Hope you're alright Rust, fuck the haters, you're good hear.

rtmike
04-16-2009, 09:18 PM
I've felt that way for a pretty long time now and tried talking to her about it many times... she just doesn't understand. I don't get how she was in a two year relationship before me.

It is what it is. At your/our age you're not gonna change someone.


I swear if I heard one more time, "We're just friends" before I met my wife I woulda went ape shit.

I think it's some kind of code women speak when confronted.

RustShack
04-16-2009, 09:30 PM
What a fag, whats so funny is I was with my girlfriend yesterday before all this went down, his GF(or so he claims, she doesn't) was texting Holly saying she thinks shes in a bad situation and thinks she needs to get out of it. ROFL

luv
04-16-2009, 09:32 PM
What a fag, whats so funny is I was with my girlfriend yesterday before all this went down, his GF(or so he claims, she doesn't) was texting Holly saying she thinks shes in a bad situation and thinks she needs to get out of it. ROFL

So how did he find this place?

Mr. Flopnuts
04-16-2009, 09:32 PM
What a fag, whats so funny is I was with my girlfriend yesterday before all this went down, his GF(or so he claims, she doesn't) was texting Holly saying she thinks shes in a bad situation and thinks she needs to get out of it. ROFL

Oh snap!!!! Did your girl dump you over this thread? Because this dude is talkin some major shit.

Ari Chi3fs
04-16-2009, 09:32 PM
Yesss.... where is the popcorn.

more burst, please!

Ari Chi3fs
04-16-2009, 09:32 PM
Yesss.... where is the popcorn.

more burst, please!

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 09:33 PM
H4LO does not appear to be a dup account, and his IP address is in the same city as Rustshack.

it was obvious...people are so quick to call dup around here...the guy was friggin' providing REAL details with REAL names...it was obvious from square 1 that he was being totally truthful and RustShack was dumb enough to name drop this site to his whore girlfriend...

morphius
04-16-2009, 09:34 PM
ChiefsPlanet - where relationships go to die...

SBT

Ari Chi3fs
04-16-2009, 09:35 PM
No more reposts, please.

RJ
04-16-2009, 09:36 PM
I wish I could stay up for this.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 09:36 PM
What a pillowbiter, whats so funny is I was with my girlfriend yesterday before all this went down, his GF(or so he claims, she doesn't) was texting Holly saying she thinks shes in a bad situation and thinks she needs to get out of it. ROFL

from what I've gathered that group is a bunch of fuggin' dbags....but come on dude...he found this site BECAUSE your girlfriend told new guy...it's obvious she's fooling around on you.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 09:37 PM
So how did he find this place?

I think they are both dup accounts of Claythan...

that's my guess anyways

QuikSsurfer
04-16-2009, 09:38 PM
As the Planet turns....

luv
04-16-2009, 09:41 PM
I think they are both dup accounts of Claythan...

that's my guess anyways

At least I can admit when I'm wrong.

Now I know why everyone thought Moosgirls was a dupe. Who in their right minds stalks someone to an internet BB? Of course, kids will be kids. Well, in Moosgirl's case, she was just psycho.

RustShack
04-16-2009, 09:42 PM
Oh snap!!!! Did your girl dump you over this thread? Because this dude is talkin some major shit.

No she hasn't broke up with me and is pretty pissed about "that liar" is saying.

Baconeater
04-16-2009, 09:44 PM
No she hasn't broke up with me and is pretty pissed about "that liar" is saying.
Oh shit, in that case I was totally kidding when I called her a whore.

RustShack
04-16-2009, 09:44 PM
from what I've gathered that group is a bunch of fuggin' dbags....but come on dude...he found this site BECAUSE your girlfriend told new guy...it's obvious she's fooling around on you.

Nah I made this mistake of asking her friend about the situation and showing her this thread, but I didn't think it would hurt because I showed my gf some of your opinions on it last night. But yeah what my GF has told me about Preston I would assume your right, she said she doesn't like hanging out with him either but he just shows up at her friends.

luv
04-16-2009, 09:49 PM
Oh shit, in that case I was totally kidding when I called her a whore.

LMAO

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 09:50 PM
sounds like a giant disaster, Rust...

I've been in one bad situation with a girl...usually, at least from what I've seen, once you have to start asking questions and start wondering about deleted texts, etc...the end game isn't going to be good.

If you really trust and believe your girlfriend, it's best to just give her your full trust and stop asking questions/stop wondering what she's doing with these "friends"...because if you don't drop it it is going to get worse and worse and worse and then she's going to snap and dump you...so if you really think she's telling the truth and you're the only dude blah blah blah then I guess you just have to stop asking questions and enjoy your time when you're together and let her do her thing with her friends when you're not without you breathing down her neck with calls/texts/etc...

Because if you do it's inevitable that she will be pushed away.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-16-2009, 09:58 PM
sounds like a giant disaster, Rust...

I've been in one bad situation with a girl...usually, at least from what I've seen, once you have to start asking questions and start wondering about deleted texts, etc...the end game isn't going to be good.

If you really trust and believe your girlfriend, it's best to just give her your full trust and stop asking questions/stop wondering what she's doing with these "friends"...because if you don't drop it it is going to get worse and worse and worse and then she's going to snap and dump you...so if you really think she's telling the truth and you're the only dude blah blah blah then I guess you just have to stop asking questions and enjoy your time when you're together and let her do her thing with her friends when you're not without you breathing down her neck with calls/texts/etc...

Because if you do it's inevitable that she will be pushed away.

How often is Hootie for real on this site? Think about that. And my final words on it are this; when your girl is going to the movies with a guy who's just a friend, and then deleting the texts between them back and forth, how much sense does that make? Seriously. All I'm saying is, for the love of God, wear a condom. Forever.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 09:58 PM
This has potential to be the funniest thread ever...

This is going to turn into a movie plot pretty soon.

DeezNutz
04-16-2009, 09:58 PM
:clap:

Well, this thread became interesting again...

I'm interested in Holly's reaction to the advice to throw it in her ass and blow on her face. Was this well received?

If so, CP says you're welcome in advance.

RustShack
04-16-2009, 09:59 PM
Nah in a way I'm glad he posted, because now I know I can trust her. I just think its so funny how much shit he talks for not knowing me. But hey if hes as much as a piece of shit my GF claims its understandable.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 09:59 PM
The only thing I'm really curious about is what all these people look like so I can make sure to avoid them.

kcfanXIII
04-16-2009, 10:00 PM
i made it, i read the whole fuckin thing. now i have nothing to add, because its all been said.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 10:00 PM
I've been laughing out loud so much lately fucking around on ChiefsPlanet that my friend Nate wants to join...I tried telling him that there was a monthly fee but he didn't believe me...I can't wait until I have to fend off my real life friends on this site...it's going to be terrible.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 10:02 PM
Oh no the nation of Hootie is gonna take over.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 10:03 PM
Nah in a way I'm glad he posted, because now I know I can trust her. I just think its so funny how much shit he talks for not knowing me. But hey if hes as much as a piece of shit my GF claims its understandable.

Meh.

Keep us updated.

I don't know if I have a good feeling about this...but I wish you luck...it sucks breaking up with someone you care about...but don't let that suckiness cloud your judgment and make things even harder/shittier/worse down the road.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-16-2009, 10:03 PM
I've been laughing out loud so much lately fucking around on ChiefsPlanet that my friend Nate wants to join...I tried telling him that there was a monthly fee but he didn't believe me...I can't wait until I have to fend off my real life friends on this site...it's going to be terrible.

Sounds like a rival brewing for the gang of 16................

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 10:03 PM
Oh no the nation of Hootie is gonna take over.

I pray this doesn't happen.

The dude is a Packers/Patriots fans...Cardinals/Yankees fan...is that even real?

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 10:04 PM
Sounds like a rival brewing for the gang of 16................

If they join and gang up on me I'm going to act as if they don't exist...I know he's at work plotting something with my other friend...I know how they think...he knows I never get mad at anything and when he brought up registering I was noticeably not happy.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 10:05 PM
I pray this doesn't happen.

The dude is a Packers/Patriots fans...Cardinals/Yankees fan...is that even real?

How the hell do people like more than 1 team? In football it makes no sense at all, it's only acceptable in baseball if your 1st team is so bad you need another one to stay interested.

DeezNutz
04-16-2009, 10:05 PM
I'm with Flopnuts and others on the overall premise, however.

This situation is not going to end well. Even if she never cheated, I'd say it's pretty clear that she was checking out the menu.

DeezNutz
04-16-2009, 10:06 PM
How the hell do people like more than 1 team? In football it makes no sense at all, it's only acceptable in baseball if your 1st team is so bad you need another one to stay interested.

AFC/NFC is somewhat understandable.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 10:07 PM
How the hell do people like more than 1 team? In football it makes no sense at all, it's only acceptable in baseball if your 1st team is so bad you need another one to stay interested.

It's because of me...

There is nothing in sports I hate more than Tom Brady...and the Yankees.

He loves to argue sports with me so he's adopted the Patriots and Yankees as fans and it drives me insane.

I think the Yankees have somewhat ruined baseball...and I fucking hate Tom Brady...hate hate hate HATE Tom Brady. No one will ever convince me he is better than Peyton Manning because he isn't.

KcMizzou
04-16-2009, 10:07 PM
Nah in a way I'm glad he posted, because now I know I can trust her. I just think its so funny how much shit he talks for not knowing me. But hey if hes as much as a piece of shit my GF claims its understandable.Well damn, Rusty. I guess there was no need for the story I posted earlier.

Glad to hear things seem to have worked out.

That said, beware.

RustShack
04-16-2009, 10:07 PM
Meh.

Keep us updated.

I don't know if I have a good feeling about this...but I wish you luck...it sucks breaking up with someone you care about...but don't let that suckiness cloud your judgment and make things even harder/shittier/worse down the road.

Yeah she doesn't want to break up, I'm still in love with her, I don't treat her nearly as bad as this guy claims, and yes I will admit I called her a "fucking bitch"... but I apologized 100 times and it happened when we were lost on a road trip. I'm going to stick with it a little bit longer and see how it plays out, but I told her I don't know if I can live with her now..

RustShack
04-16-2009, 10:09 PM
Oh and for the record I haven't smoked weed in a couple years, I haven't had a bull-cut since I was like 8, and my glasses aren't big and round. Oh and my weight is about 45 pounds heavier than he claims(yeah thats still pretty small though).

Mecca
04-16-2009, 10:11 PM
Oh and for the record I haven't smoked weed in a couple years, I haven't had a bull-cut since I was like 8, and my glasses aren't big and round. Oh and my weight is about 45 pounds heavier than he claims(yeah thats still pretty small though).

Do you sort of resemble Stephen King?

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 10:12 PM
Oh and for the record I haven't smoked weed in a couple years, I haven't had a bull-cut since I was like 8, and my glasses aren't big and round. Oh and my weight is about 45 pounds heavier than he claims(yeah thats still pretty small though).

You're a young kid...

I remember when I graduated high school I was about 6'2" 155...I couldn't gain weight if I tried...I always wanted to put on weight...fast forward...almost 24...weigh about 195...and wish I could be back down at about 180 ROFL

All that fucking beer has given me a little bit of a gut...that and the fact I replaced baseball and basketball with drunk softball, bowling and golf.

KcMizzou
04-16-2009, 10:12 PM
If I were a cynical bastard with a bit of experience on the subject, I'd say...

You're gonna experience these peaks and valleys, where one day, everything's fantastic, and she's all about you... then the next, she's out with "friends" and one call pisses her off.

It's just a big downward spiral.

Beware.

DeezNutz
04-16-2009, 10:13 PM
Meh. Calling someone, male or female, a "fucking bitch" is no big deal if it's the truth and context appropriate.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 10:13 PM
You're a young kid...

I remember when I graduated high school I was about 6'2" 155...I couldn't gain weight if I tried...I always wanted to put on weight...fast forward...almost 24...weigh about 195...and wish I could be back down at about 180 ROFL

All that fucking beer has given me a little bit of a gut...that and the fact I replaced baseball and basketball with drunk softball, bowling and golf.

I played football in high school so we basically just ate...all the time..my senior year I weighed like 240.

RustShack
04-16-2009, 10:16 PM
Do you sort of resemble Stephen King?

My freshman year of high school I had probably 100 people tell me I looked like David Spade.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 10:16 PM
That's what I'm saying...

If you want to trust her and believe in her, then do it...if she goes out with friends...no questions..."have a good time!" and find something else to do that doesn't involve stalking or worrying about what she's doing...

If you're going to be worried...it's better to bite the bullet now and move the fuck on...

Take it from me...I had a girlfriend for the last two years of high school and a little into my first year of college...I was devastated when it was finally ENTIRELY over...it took time to get over...but that ended up being the best thing that ever happened to me because single life (as a young kid) is so much better than the bullshit that happens in those types of relationships..

I'm open to being in non-serious relationships...those are awesome...but I think dudes like you and me are way too young to be tied down...we're suppose to experience all of these different types of relationships so when the right one hits us...we know.

This is probably one of your first...and I promise it won't be the last...so before you make any rash decisions about wanting to trust a girl deleting texts from another dude...remember that, in a year from now (if you broke up), you wouldn't give two shits and you'd probably look back and laugh about how much she sucked.

I know that's what happened with me and my wrist cutting psycho ex-girlfriend.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 10:17 PM
My freshman year of high school I had probably 100 people tell me I looked like David Spade.

You should get a really fat friend....

That or grow a mullet.

PastorMikH
04-16-2009, 10:17 PM
Cliff notes! I need cliff notes!

What's going on? Someone got a highlights reel?

DeezNutz
04-16-2009, 10:18 PM
Marriage is supposed to be a survey of 100's, not 1.

KcMizzou
04-16-2009, 10:19 PM
Dude. "Nevermind! It's all better now." Doesn't really work in a situation like this. That said, enjoy it as long as you can, I guess. Odds are you've got some make-up sex coming.

But still... Beware.

(I feel like the Mecca of relationships.)

RustShack
04-16-2009, 10:19 PM
You should get a really fat friend....

That or grow a mullet.

At the time I hung out with someone that people thought resembled Chris Farley, the only problem was I was more funny than him... and he didn't look as much like Farley as I did Spade.

Short Leash Hootie
04-16-2009, 10:20 PM
I played football in high school so we basically just ate...all the time..my senior year I weighed like 240.

dude I used to drink a 12 pack of Coke a day...any food I wanted...and wouldn't gain an ounce.

When I was 22 and working out every day...I hit about the perfect weight for me...

I was at softball practice today...I play left center...dude after shagging flyballs for an hour I was about dead...I'm going full blast because I don't want to misjudge any balls Monday (our first real game) but still.

I'm going to be sore as shit tomorrow...it's almost depressing...but I'm getting a summer rec pass and I've already got two basketball leagues I'm signed up for...so my athletic prowess will return!

Mecca
04-16-2009, 10:23 PM
The weight thing is weird, some people love not being able to put on weight and staying thin. Unless you do something where you need to be bigger then it really really sucks..

Everyone is just different, I've seen people that could literally take down a weeks worth of calories in a day and not be able to gain weight and others that could drastically cut them and just could not lose weight.

DaneMcCloud
04-16-2009, 10:24 PM
Closed profile so only thumbnail:

UNF UNF UNF FAP.

I'd pee on her

KcMizzou
04-16-2009, 10:26 PM
I'd pee on herHootie'd pee on you.

It's all about perspective.

Mecca
04-16-2009, 10:26 PM
Hootie would pee on a dead rat now so lets have a bit of realism here.

Jenson71
04-16-2009, 10:33 PM
I can't believe all this shit is going down in my city and I'm not there to document it all firsthand.

And my name is Preston, if that makes any of you feel better.

That did make me feel better.

PastorMikH
04-16-2009, 10:34 PM
Cliff notes! I need cliff notes!

What's going on? Someone got a highlights reel?




I can't believe you all are wanting me to read 700 posts to get caught up from last night's posts.

Skip Towne
04-16-2009, 10:36 PM
So Hootie is great, better than the lawyers and doctors on here, because he is good at a video game? That just screams immature.