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Mr. Plow
04-17-2009, 12:58 PM
He didn't make any play at all actually. Most of the time its go between from Holly -> Anna -> Me -> Ryan


So he doesn't even have big enough balls to try to fuck another dudes woman himself, he has to have someone help him do it?

Buck
04-17-2009, 12:59 PM
Yeah, I wouldn't let that happen. That's just ****ed up.

Wow, now you are trying to be the nice guy.

Pathetic.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 12:59 PM
I never said Holly said anything. Read my post carefully. I have personally never heard anything about Jeremey period. She never mentions him or brings him up.

That's not what you posted yesterday....you said all she had done was bitch about what a dick and a loser Rust is and that he doesn't know how to treat a girl, and your "GIRL" bitched about him all of the time.

You then went on about what a goofy looking, bowl haircut, big round glasses wearing 100lb dork he was.....and made a threat about you "not having to knock on his door" if he "made an issue" out of anything with your pussy friend.


I think you're nervous because I told you that Rust is an effing Ninja.

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 12:59 PM
Well I'm glad to hear that, the way I was told he wanted it to be just those two.

Dude.....don't go retarded on us. IT'S NOT OK FOR HER TO GO ON A DATE WITH ANOTHER GUY.......IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THERE ARE 50 PEOPLE THERE!!!!!!

Dump the whore and move on. Yeah.....I called her a whore.....because she hasn't proven that she isn't one yet.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 12:59 PM
Okay, I'm out. This was fun for awhile. Its a nice day, I'm going to go do something productive and change my oil.

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 01:00 PM
Somebody out this motherfucker. His schtick is getting old.

raybec 4
04-17-2009, 01:00 PM
Dude.....don't go retarded on us. IT'S NOT OK FOR HER TO GO ON A DATE WITH ANOTHER GUY.......IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THERE ARE 50 PEOPLE THERE!!!!!!

Dump the whore and move on. Yeah.....I called her a whore.....because she hasn't proven that she isn't one yet.

You never go full retard.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:00 PM
This chic has tied your ball hair to your chin whiskers and is playing you like a jug band fiddle.


I'm glad your being cool about it, its too bad all this happened because she planned on bringing me next time since I have a new job and the reason I haven't been there is because I'm usually working until about 1 am the nights she goes. Honestly though you only know one side of the story, and a lot of other people see things the other way around. She claims she has no interest in your friend, I said quit leading him on then and she doesn't think she is. She told me she wasn't going to go with him and only told him maybe to be nice. So really I don't know whats going on yet. She hasn't broke up with me and I haven't broke up with her.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:01 PM
Out me? How exactly do you "Out" someone

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:01 PM
Okay, I'm out. This was fun for awhile. Its a nice day, I'm going to go do something productive and change my oil.

Thats code for jerk-off.

raybec 4
04-17-2009, 01:01 PM
Hall Of Classics, this thread rules

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:01 PM
Thats code for Preston wants an oil check.

RJ
04-17-2009, 01:01 PM
And here I thought this thread had it's burst back........

Either fight or post pics. If not....end it and hug.



There's no hugging going on here.

No fucking either. Or fighting.

If this were a movie it would go straight to DVD.

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:01 PM
Out me? How exactly do you "Out" someone

You give me the word, and we'll ruin your internet/life reputation.

Its been done before.

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:02 PM
Out me? How exactly do you "Out" someone

Do you really want to know?

DeezNutz
04-17-2009, 01:02 PM
Wrestlers sometimes "check the oil"...

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:02 PM
Actually I just thought it meant I was replacing the old motor oil in my car with 3 quarts of new oil. Huh. I was mistaken.

Mr. Plow
04-17-2009, 01:02 PM
H4L0 & RustShack


http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wtf_pics-naked-tandem-duo.jpg

DeezNutz
04-17-2009, 01:03 PM
Please do not beg the Planet to fist you.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:03 PM
Please do. PLEASE try. Seriously, "out" me.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:03 PM
You're only changing part of your oil?

Oh. You drive a piece of shit.

Never mind.

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 01:03 PM
H4L0 & RustShack


http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wtf_pics-naked-tandem-duo.jpg

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

raybec 4
04-17-2009, 01:03 PM
Actually I just thought it meant I was replacing the old motor oil in my car with 3 quarts of new oil. Huh. I was mistaken.

3 quarts, what the fuck are you driving, a Festiva?

DeezNutz
04-17-2009, 01:04 PM
lol.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:04 PM
Out me? How exactly do you "Out" someone

Fill in this blank and allow me to demonstrate.

_______@_______.com

Or

Preston __________ III, Waterloo IA....21yrs of age.

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:04 PM
Please do. PLEASE try. Seriously, "out" me.

You got it, bub.

DeezNutz
04-17-2009, 01:04 PM
Oh, no.

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:05 PM
Self-immolation. I'll take the Extra-Crispy Preston bucket, please.

raybec 4
04-17-2009, 01:05 PM
You got it, bub.

It's on like Donkey Kong

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:05 PM
Yeah, you're right. But technically I'm a Floridian, so do a little more research.

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 01:05 PM
Please do. PLEASE try. Seriously, "out" me.

Famous last words. This is going to get good.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:05 PM
Please do. PLEASE try. Seriously, "out" me.


This is a bad...bad....idea.


I encourage you to spend your next visit here, reading about say....American hero, or Midnight Vulture or msshyguy

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:07 PM
Part DEUX!!

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H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:07 PM
I'm not really worried about what a bunch of idiots on the interwebz can do to me

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:07 PM
Burst regained, again.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:07 PM
I'm not really worried about what a bunch of idiots on the interwebz can do to me

No you're more concerned with how they think Holly is a dirty lying whore.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:08 PM
I'm not really worried about what a bunch of idiots on the interwebz can do to me

Oh boy.

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:08 PM
I'm not really worried about what a bunch of idiots on the interwebz can do to me


Have fun changing your oil.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:09 PM
Wanna put a bet on that? i'll lay down $100 to say that won't happen.

RJ
04-17-2009, 01:09 PM
I'm still wondering how jasonsauto knew he was Preston the Third.

Was that ever cleared up?

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:09 PM
Its been a quite a while since a naked man has tied himself ass up over a barrel in a prison shower like this....

H4Lo....yesterday, you seemed like someone who could probably fit in here. It is my recommendation that you take back your previous challenges. These effers will know your underwear size by 3pm.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:09 PM
Guaranteed by next week I'll get your Girlfriend to break up with you.

That could be a great side business.

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:10 PM
I'm not really worried about what a bunch of idiots on the interwebz can do to me

I wouldn't be concerned about the idiots, either. It's the clever ones about which you may want to be concerned.

raybec 4
04-17-2009, 01:10 PM
No you're more concerned with how they think Holly is a dirty lying whore.

If you say that again I'm gonna JIMP.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:10 PM
Wanna put a bet on that? i'll lay down $100 to say that won't happen.


A hundred that *what* won't happen.

Define the terms of the bet....I'll be in the Loo next week anyway, so It would be easy for you to pay me.

RJ
04-17-2009, 01:11 PM
I knew this was going to happen.

It's all fun and games 'til somebody puts an eye out.

raybec 4
04-17-2009, 01:11 PM
I knew this was going to happen.

It's all fun and games 'til somebody puts an eye out.

And then it's just fun

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:13 PM
I wish I wasn't so busy at work right now.

Its okay though, I'll have plenty to do over the weekend.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:13 PM
Preston____________ III
Waterloo, IA
21yrs oldl
Ties to Florida

kstater
04-17-2009, 01:13 PM
Please do. PLEASE try. Seriously, "out" me.

dumbass

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:14 PM
Put on a Seal Suit and crawl through a pit of hungry polar bears..........great idea!

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:15 PM
dumbass

Let's hope he's not interning for a lawyer.....

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:15 PM
Rusty should come smoke pot with some of my sluttier friends!

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:16 PM
I'm going to need DaFace's help on this one.

Luckily I have information that DaFace would really like to obtain, and vice versa.

We should be able to work something out.

Skip Towne
04-17-2009, 01:17 PM
Out me? How exactly do you "Out" someone

Someone guide this lad to the HOC.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:17 PM
Rusty should come smoke pot with some of my sluttier friends!

Get this kid laid, fercryinoutloud.

RJ
04-17-2009, 01:17 PM
Rusty should come smoke pot with some of my sluttier friends!


Problem solved!

Why didn't bring that up about a thousands posts ago?

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:19 PM
I say his punishment should be letting Katipan play tetherball with his genitals.

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:20 PM
H4L0

Read This

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=53132

If you wish to take back your challenge, let me know.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:20 PM
Problem solved!

Why didn't bring that up about a thousands posts ago?

I debated it, but I only accepted Rusty as a friend the other day... What if he was a weirdo surrounded by a bunch of psychotic obsessive drama driven cum buckets?

And then they would know where I live too.

Rusty, if you don't mind being blindfolded and meeting on gravel road, you can come over. Don't mind the asp.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:21 PM
I say his punishment should be letting Katipan play tetherball with his genitals.

I was always one for grabbing the rope and flinging as hard as possible.

stevieray
04-17-2009, 01:22 PM
Preston____________ III
Waterloo, IA
21yrs oldl
Ties to Florida

Howell?

"Here on Gilligan's Faaaaaaaaaaaarm"

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:22 PM
I was always one for grabbing the rope and flinging as hard as possible.

*collective Planet groan, while going into fetal position*

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:23 PM
I was always one for grabbing the rope and flinging as hard as possible.

There's a shock.

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 01:24 PM
Preston____________ III
Waterloo, IA
21yrs oldl
Ties to Florida

Preston Lacey III?

DeezNutz
04-17-2009, 01:24 PM
Rusty, if you don't mind being blindfolded and meeting on gravel road, you can come over. Don't mind the asp.

I'm still accepting this mildly worrisome offer if I'm Rusty. Porns have begun in similar fashion...

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:25 PM
Rusty, if you don't mind being blindfolded and meeting on gravel road, you can come over. Don't mind the asp.

That's fucking hot. I'll pretend to be Rusty if he won't do it.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:25 PM
Any invasion of my privacy and I'll be contacting my lawyer.

Brock
04-17-2009, 01:25 PM
Any invasion of my privacy and I'll be contacting my lawyer.

ROFL

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:26 PM
Any invasion of my privacy and I'll be contacting my lawyer.

LMAO
What privacy?

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:26 PM
Any invasion of my privacy and I'll be contacting my lawyer.

LMAO

Kids...they're so cute at this age.....

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 01:26 PM
Maybe?

stevieray
04-17-2009, 01:27 PM
...with Katipan...and Donger too..
the slumdog millionaire...and his wife..
a message board star..the demonpenz
and Claaaaythan...

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:27 PM
*sigh* fine. I retract my challenge.

kstater
04-17-2009, 01:27 PM
Any invasion of my privacy and I'll be contacting my lawyer.

I swear I've never seen this thread end out well. I'd shut up if I was you.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:27 PM
What kind of loser parents give their kid 3 first names?

Brock
04-17-2009, 01:28 PM
You have no hope of getting out of here unscathed now.

RJ
04-17-2009, 01:28 PM
Any invasion of my privacy and I'll be contacting my lawyer.



Now you're starting to get the picture.

Why'd you have to go and double dog dare them?

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:28 PM
Any invasion of my privacy and I'll be contacting my lawyer.

You poor thing. Calling for the thunder and then complaining that it's too loud is somewhat unbecoming.

kstater
04-17-2009, 01:29 PM
*sigh* fine. I retract my challenge.

Hell no, there isn't any retraction once the lawyer card is played. You're done and you don't even know it.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:29 PM
*sigh* fine. I retract my challenge.


Yup.

RJ
04-17-2009, 01:29 PM
*sigh* fine. I retract my challenge.



Excellent news!

Let's all go have a beer!

Brock
04-17-2009, 01:29 PM
I'm so sorry for what's about to happen to your world.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:30 PM
I was reading the MO state laws, and there are hella loopholes. Iowa, also.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:30 PM
Any invasion of my privacy and I'll be contacting my lawyer.

AWESOME!!!

It usually takes another couple of hours for that threat.

You word for word "CHALLENGED" and "INVITED" it..

If you can only afford 3 quarts of oil for your Pacer, you sure as hell can't afford Johnny Cochran.

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:31 PM
*sigh* fine. I retract my challenge.

Who is your lawyer, BTW?

Buehler445
04-17-2009, 01:31 PM
*sigh* fine. I retract my challenge.

Weak Sauce.

RJ
04-17-2009, 01:31 PM
Excellent news!

Let's all go have a beer!


Everyone except Holly. She's a troublemaker.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:31 PM
*shrug* He asked if I wanted to decline and I did.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:32 PM
Who is your lawyer, BTW?

Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:32 PM
I'm not going to put my college acceptance on the line because of a small group of cyber-bullies.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:33 PM
(still highly doubt you could get my girl to break up with me though)

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:33 PM
I'm not going to put my college acceptance on the line because of a small group of cyber-bullies.

Hawkeye takes anyone.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:34 PM
this couldn't be MOORE fun

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:34 PM
(still highly doubt you could get my girl to break up with me though)

She's not your girl.

Remember?

You told us that.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:34 PM
I'm more worried about getting into Florida. CC is cake, its two years from now (and my loan requests) that I don't want to fuck up. So, congrats, you win.

Brock
04-17-2009, 01:34 PM
(still highly doubt you could get my girl to break up with me though)

Okay, you should shut up now.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:35 PM
I'm not going to put my college acceptance on the line because of a small group of cyber-bullies.


The funny part, is that you first rolled into this site, essentially threatening Rust to leave your boy alone, or you'd "knock on his door".....

An hour ago....you had potential to enjoy this place, its probably still possible.

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 01:35 PM
I'm more worried about getting into Florida. CC is cake, its two years from now (and my loan requests) that I don't want to fuck up. So, congrats, you win.

Tell them you know DAKCMAN......he'll get you in.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:36 PM
I'm more worried about getting into Florida.

With your vast intelligence and quick wit I'm surprised you can even get into the fridge.

raybec 4
04-17-2009, 01:36 PM
I'm not going to put my college acceptance on the line because of a small group of cyber-bullies.

Don't worry about it, Bobo's Clown School has really dropped their standards since the incident at the Johnson county fair back in '05. You're golden I'm sure.

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:36 PM
I'm not really worried about what a bunch of idiots on the interwebz can do to me

And, 25 minutes later...

I'm not going to put my college acceptance on the line because of a small group of cyber-bullies.

I haven't seen a defense like this since 1940. Even the French put up a better fight.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:37 PM
No one can get his girlfriend, Anna, who is friends with holly, preston but probably not "jeremy"...

No one could probably do anything with that and facebook.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:37 PM
I love the smell of ChiefsPlanet in full beatdown mode in the morning.

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:37 PM
(still highly doubt you could get my girl to break up with me though)

Is that a challenge?

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:37 PM
The funny part, is that you first rolled into this site, essentially threatening Rust to leave your boy alone, or you'd "knock on his door".....

An hour ago....you had potential to enjoy this place, its probably still possible.

Well, its not just Jeremey. If ANYONE messes with a friend of mine they get to meet me. I'm not much of a Chiefs fan though, never really followed them. I like the Royals, though. I'm a Bucs fan

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:38 PM
If ANYONE messes with a friend of mine they get to meet me.

I got goosebumps.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:38 PM
It doesn't matter, we've got dumbasses with many jersey colors here.




Anyone gets to meet you eh....your kung fu must be STRONG.


Muffassa!

RJ
04-17-2009, 01:38 PM
I haven't seen a defense like this since 1940. Even the French put up a better fight.



He read about the Blitzkrieg and realized surrender was his only option.

Resistance is futile.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:39 PM
Oh haha. *shrug* I may stick around then. I took the time to make an account, and not all of you are idiots.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:40 PM
Oh and for the record I have nothing against Rustshack

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:40 PM
So which one of these is you?

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/7/m_42c2433a6a684da7b57fa36796482f36.jpg

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/78/l_b0046a67f66c46cb885949a3ad43e3ce.jpg

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/m_1e22a3addc50ad062d172ebc29feb2b5.jpg

http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01154/15/40/1154120451_m.jpg

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/36/m_219860436aad470d850462090ebe1210.jpg

raybec 4
04-17-2009, 01:41 PM
I got goosebumps.

I'm sayin, I bet people in Iowa are just shitting down their legs at the possibility of running into this hump.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:42 PM
None of those are me. I'd post a picture of myself but I'm not allowed to.

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 01:42 PM
So which one of these is you?



http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/78/l_b0046a67f66c46cb885949a3ad43e3ce.jpg




Please tell me it's this one. ROFL

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:42 PM
There are a couple of other Buc fans here....One was a dumb broad-ex gf of a guy who never learns about bringing girlfriends here, and the other gal must have eaten alot of paint chips.


I can tell you have potential to fit in..........but if the above 2 pages don't end up making an "interesting" google search with your name, you've been spared a Roman flogging.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:42 PM
I didn't say I was scary or intimidating, I just stick up for friends of mine.

Skip Towne
04-17-2009, 01:43 PM
The funny part, is that you first rolled into this site, essentially threatening Rust to leave your boy alone, or you'd "knock on his door".....

An hour ago....you had potential to enjoy this place, its probably still possible.

Why would he want in with this pack of hyenas?

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:43 PM
I'm sayin, I bet people in Iowa are just shitting down their legs at the possibility of running into this hump.

Its nothing new...I'm already terrified to go to the Loo.


There is nothing wrong with sticking up for your friends..........I would venture to say thats why the wolves were somewhat sticking up for rustshack. even if actually IS a dipshit, he's one of ours.


Look at Skip, getting soft with the noooobs.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:44 PM
Its nothing new...I'm already terrified to go to the Loo.

Mer doesn't SEEM scary.....

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:44 PM
Oh and for the record I have nothing against Rustshack

It's not his fault this dude is a douchebag and treats her like dogshit. He's only taking advangtage of the fact this guy is a tool with a girl he doesn't deserve.

LMAO

Guess your mother had vinegar in her breasts.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:44 PM
LMAO

Guess your mother had vinegar in her breasts.

LMAO

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:45 PM
I'm sayin, I bet people in Iowa are just shitting down their legs at the possibility of running into this hump.

Its nothing new...I'm already terrified to go to the Loo.


There is nothing wrong with sticking up for your friends..........I would venture to say thats why the wolves were somewhat sticking up for rustshack. even if actually IS a dipshit, he's one of ours.


Look at Skip, getting soft with the noooobs.

ROFL

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:45 PM
None of those are me. I'd post a picture of myself but I'm not allowed to.

Why is that?

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:45 PM
I didn't say I was scary or intimidating, I just stick up for friends of mine.

How do you do that?

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:46 PM
Waterloo, locally, is called "Little Chicago". When I lived in Tampa you couldn't walk down the street past 9pm with your hat the wrong way or you'd be shot. These people don't know what they're talking about haha.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:46 PM
I'm a new member, forum posting rules state I cannot post attatchments

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:47 PM
I'm a new member, forum posting rules state I cannot post attatchments

Yes, but what about attachments?

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 01:48 PM
I'm a new member, forum posting rules state I cannot post attatchments

You can't post attachments....but you can damn sure upload it to Photobucket and host it from there.

Crush
04-17-2009, 01:48 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/72023027/meme_bigger.JPG

Is that you?

Is your name Preston Shepherd?

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:48 PM
I'm a new member, forum posting rules state I cannot post attatchments

If you have Photo Bucket, you should be able to wrap IMG tags around the picture URL.

Put this in front of the pic and this after the pic

By the way, I used a lowercase L instead of an I, so make sure you put IMG and /IMG in brackets.

Skip Towne
04-17-2009, 01:49 PM
Its nothing new...I'm already terrified to go to the Loo.


There is nothing wrong with sticking up for your friends..........I would venture to say thats why the wolves were somewhat sticking up for rustshack. even if actually IS a dipshit, he's one of ours.


Look at Skip, getting soft with the noooobs.

I'm just waiting patiently for the explosion.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:49 PM
Damn dude, that's a lot of work. *sigh* I'll do it.

raybec 4
04-17-2009, 01:50 PM
Thread is it's losing burst again

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:51 PM
haha I don't think it'll come back, I'm done being a dickhead.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:51 PM
Waterloo, locally, is called "Little Chicago". When I lived in Tampa you couldn't walk down the street past 9pm with your hat the wrong way or you'd be shot. These people don't know what they're talking about haha.

They don't call it Little Tampa, idiot.

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:51 PM
Thread is it's losing burst again

I'll post a picture of Katipan's breasts. That ought to perk things up.

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 01:52 PM
I'll post a picture of Katipan's breasts. That ought to perk things up.

TEASE!!!!!!

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:52 PM
I'll post a picture of Katipan's breasts. That ought to perk things up.


Must....stay....out....of it........

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:52 PM
Won't let me post pictures

Scorp
04-17-2009, 01:53 PM
Won't let me post pictures

Someone ban this douchebag. :cuss:

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:53 PM
TEASE!!!!!!

Not so.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:54 PM
I'll post a picture of Katipan's breasts. That ought to perk things up.

Only for the small minded!

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:54 PM
Not so.

... The only fucking rule I had was that you don't show everyone else.

Scorp
04-17-2009, 01:54 PM
Not so.

That looks like a mosquito bite.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:56 PM
Agreed

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:56 PM
That looks like a mosquito bite.

Yeah well you looked like a tootsie roll.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:56 PM
Agreed

Go suck santorum and let the grownups talk.

Scorp
04-17-2009, 01:57 PM
Yeah well you looked like a tootsie roll.

Did not.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:57 PM
Oh my. Fiesty.

raybec 4
04-17-2009, 01:57 PM
Go suck santorum and let the grownups talk.

Merciless

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:57 PM
That looks like a mosquito bite.

The similarities are somewhat accurate.

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:57 PM
So Mr. Shepherd, you like the show Lost, eh?

Mr. Plow
04-17-2009, 01:57 PM
I think you can post pics after 100 posts.

Skip Towne
04-17-2009, 01:58 PM
Someone ban this douchebag. :cuss:

We're not done with him yet.

kstater
04-17-2009, 01:59 PM
So Mr. Shepherd, you like the show Lost, eh?

By god we have a winner.

Donger
04-17-2009, 02:00 PM
So Mr. Shepherd, you like the show Lost, eh?

I wonder if you are an "idiot" or a "cyber-bully"?

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:00 PM
I love Lost. I have to catch up on this season still, and some of last season, but that and Heroes are my two favorites

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:01 PM
Last I saw, Jack was still trying to round everyone up to get back to the Island and Jin was still alive

Mr. Plow
04-17-2009, 02:02 PM
They don't make it back to the island. They all die in a plane crash ironically.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2009, 02:02 PM
Please do. PLEASE try. Seriously, "out" me.

OMG you have no clue what you just did. Really.

Pants
04-17-2009, 02:02 PM
Tell them you know DAKCMAN......he'll get you in.

ROFL

Holy shit, that is fucking money.

Buck
04-17-2009, 02:02 PM
Its okay preston, I'll post pics for you.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/76/m_8eed531cdf004988a3f9c392d07dd2d9.jpg

Scorp
04-17-2009, 02:03 PM
Dude is an artist
http://www.myspace.com/shepherddesigns

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 02:03 PM
Its okay preston, I'll post pics for you.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/76/m_8eed531cdf004988a3f9c392d07dd2d9.jpg

I didn't know Amish people drove cars

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:03 PM
There we go, thats me. And uh, we established that I retracted my challenge, correct?

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 02:03 PM
Its okay preston, I'll post pics for you.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/76/m_8eed531cdf004988a3f9c392d07dd2d9.jpg

Wait....he's demonpenz?

Scorp
04-17-2009, 02:05 PM
I got dibs on his mom!

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 02:05 PM
katipan has been in the Loo less than a year and she's already trying to shank guys from other neighborhoods....

I think I'll fly a UN flag when I get to the county line. I think I can drop it closer to Cedar falls though.

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 02:05 PM
Dude is an artist
http://www.myspace.com/shepherddesigns

He's an artist? He does simple Photoshop shit.......he's an amateur.

Brock
04-17-2009, 02:05 PM
There we go, thats me. And uh, we established that I retracted my challenge, correct?

ROFL You think it took?

Mr. Plow
04-17-2009, 02:05 PM
Its okay preston, I'll post pics for you.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/76/m_8eed531cdf004988a3f9c392d07dd2d9.jpg


Cool glasses man. My dad loves his pair like that.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 02:05 PM
Wait....he's demonpenz?

LMAO

Demon couldn't reach this guy's level with 4 bottles of Jack and a handful of vicodin.

Buck
04-17-2009, 02:06 PM
So whats the campus like over at West High School?

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:07 PM
That was also around 3 or 4 years ago, I don't do it anymore. School took up too much time. Plus I lost the program and don't want to pay another $800 for CS

Bowser
04-17-2009, 02:07 PM
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Iowanian
04-17-2009, 02:07 PM
media....

Take your foot off the gas for a while.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 02:07 PM
katipan has been in the Loo less than a year and she's already trying to shank guys from other neighborhoods....

I think I'll fly a UN flag when I get to the county line. I think I can drop it closer to Cedar falls though.

I know people in Cedar Falls. You won't be safe there either.

Baby Lee
04-17-2009, 02:08 PM
I didn't know Amish people drove cars

What's wrong, is it Mose, did you cover that well?

Katipan
04-17-2009, 02:08 PM
So whats the campus like over at West High School?

Oh man man man.
lol

Too close to home. I probably know the janitor that touched Preston inappropriately in the locker room.

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 02:08 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/30k3bkg.gif

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 02:09 PM
I know people there too.

I sell them Grenades and AKs.

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 02:09 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/30k3bkg.gif

.

Gonzo
04-17-2009, 02:09 PM
Oh for fuck sake.. I can't keep up. WTF is going on now?

Buck
04-17-2009, 02:10 PM
media....

Take your foot off the gas for a while.

Alright, I guess.

Anyways, Preston...

Just so you know, its not cool to come onto a board a flame someone you don't even know. Especially when that person has been a contributing member of the board for a couple years.

I guess I'm done, but hopefully a lesson has been learned.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:10 PM
Have you made your point yet?

Bowser
04-17-2009, 02:10 PM
Oh for fuck sake.. I can't keep up. WTF is going on now?

Well, friend of friend stealing girl dared ChiefsPlanet to "out" him, and you walked in in the middle of said outing.

kstater
04-17-2009, 02:10 PM
Oh for fuck sake.. I can't keep up. WTF is going on now?

Dumbass challenged the planet to attend a fisting.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Okay, you have. I didn't appreciate what was being said about my friends, thats all. I'm sure most of you would do the same.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Oh for **** sake.. I can't keep up. WTF is going on now?

Preston challenged Rusty to a duel.
Rusty chose CP as seconds.
Rusty got killed.
Preston is next.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Bullshit. In COD4 you can't jump like a ****ing super rabbit to avoid everyone.

well that's what makes COD so easy...

If you know how to strafe and "jump like a fucking super rabbit" and you're good at it (it takes a lot of skill to be able to BR and snipe like that)...you'll be a champ at that easy 'omg so realistic' game COD...

COD is a n00b game if you ask me.

Scorp
04-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Oh for **** sake.. I can't keep up. WTF is going on now?

Preston is starting to get nervous. :D


Oh and I still have dibs on his mom.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:11 PM
And Katipan what the fuck got shoved up your ass?

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Its okay preston, I'll post pics for you.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/76/m_8eed531cdf004988a3f9c392d07dd2d9.jpg

Photoshoppers are a lil late on this one...

Donger
04-17-2009, 02:12 PM
Have you made your point yet?

Incorrect question. Have YOU learned the point yet?

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 02:12 PM
Anyone can jump up and down and avoid getting killed when you can jump 20 feet in the air. Hell, my 5 year old kicks ass at Halo.

sounds like you've been ninja'd one too many times in your day ROFL

Play a map on team against a bunch of 50s...that's PURE video game competition...

I could see why the game could be frustrating, though.

Donger
04-17-2009, 02:13 PM
And Katipan what the **** got shoved up your ass?

Which night?

Bowser
04-17-2009, 02:13 PM
well that's what makes COD so easy...

If you know how to strafe and "jump like a fucking super rabbit" and you're good at it (it takes a lot of skill to be able to BR and snipe like that)...you'll be a champ at that easy 'omg so realistic' game COD...

COD is a n00b game if you ask me.

..

Katipan
04-17-2009, 02:13 PM
Okay, you have. I didn't appreciate what was being said about my friends, thats all. I'm sure most of you would do the same.

Your friends are home wrecking draino swilling offal.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:14 PM
It must have been recently. Any anal activity for Katipan in the past week?

Katipan
04-17-2009, 02:14 PM
And Katipan what the **** got shoved up your ass?

Come ask me in person, bitch.

Buck
04-17-2009, 02:15 PM
Have you made your point yet?

And FYI, what just happened wasn't the outing of you.

That wasn't even close to what has happened to a couple guys on here.

Anyways, have fun with whatever it is you do.

Donger
04-17-2009, 02:15 PM
It must have been recently. Any anal activity for Katipan in the past week?

I'd cease talking about her butt, if I were you.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:15 PM
Oh I would love to! Just let me know when. I have new oil and a full tank.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 02:15 PM
Katipan is firin her lazah.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 02:16 PM
Oh I would love to! Just let me know when. I have new oil and a full tank.

ok. Right now. Downtown Waterloo. I'm sure I'll hear you knocking and pinging. I'll come outside.

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 02:16 PM
Come ask me in person, bitch.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/ferryhoo.gif

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 02:16 PM
I'll admit, I've never gotten into Halo online. I watched my oldest (10) play online and it seems that everyone just jumps around shooting.

well if you don't know how to jump and strafe, you're going to be terrible...

A lot of people jump and BR...but you don't want to jump until the last shot...you want to strafe two parts left one part right and mix it up and then jump side to side to finish them off with the last head shot.

yes, COD is more "realistic"...but it terms of online gaming (I never play the story line of a video game) it's friggin' easy and not nearly as challenging or fun as Halo...(and really, it's not nearly as strategic...you guys should see some of the halo strategies...there are some epic fucking battles in team and doubles)...

Gonzo
04-17-2009, 02:16 PM
Katipan is firin her lazah.

ZAP Muthfuka ZAP LMAO

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:16 PM
And FYI, what just happened wasn't the outing of you.

That wasn't even close to what has happened to a couple guys on here.

Anyways, have fun with whatever it is you do.


Oh, I understand haha. I'm just smart enough to know when to quit.

Jenson71
04-17-2009, 02:16 PM
Preston's a Wahawk. Be easy on him guys.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 02:17 PM
About the tenth time getting sniped mid air on a 100 yard jump in Halo online is when I got pissed and gave it up.

if you can't no scope, GTFO!

I NO SCOPE LIKE A CHOLO!

Katipan
04-17-2009, 02:17 PM
Preston's a Wahawk. Be easy on him guys.

Apparently our donations to the school are going to the football team and cheer squad.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:17 PM
Katipan? Hy-Vee on University? eh?

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 02:17 PM
I never knew that Katipan coached the Kobra Chi.


Don't got down there alone Danny Lh4lOrussa!!!

Donger
04-17-2009, 02:18 PM
ok. Right now. Downtown Waterloo. I'm sure I'll hear you knocking and pinging. I'll come outside.

I'm relatively sure I can ascertain the make, model and color of his car if that'd be helpful.

Buck
04-17-2009, 02:18 PM
I think I found a picture of Holly.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 02:18 PM
Jumping a lot = you have no skills. I played Halo 3 for a while but quit once COD4 came out, I was pretty good but never cracked 35. To be 50 you have to have godlike skill and reflexes.

Thaaaaaaaank you.

And jumping a lot is necessary...but strafing is vital.

And as much as I like you, Metro...if you didn't crack a 35...you're a n00b =)

I could put up +15 against a 35 with a 0.25 BAC

Gonzo
04-17-2009, 02:18 PM
Katipan? Hy-Vee on University? eh?

Look out Kat... He may be like a 40 in Halo.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 02:18 PM
I think I found a picture of Holly.

I'm darin' ya, Billy.....

Donger
04-17-2009, 02:19 PM
I never knew that Katipan coached the Kobra Chi.


Don't got down there alone Danny Lh4lOrussa!!!

ROFL

Be strong, Preston! BE STRONG!

Katipan
04-17-2009, 02:19 PM
Katipan? Hy-Vee on University? eh?

Downtown you directionally dyslexic fuck.

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 02:19 PM
Epic.........take pictures Katipan.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:19 PM
I never knew that Katipan coached the Kobra Chi.


Don't got down there alone Danny Lh4lOrussa!!!

lol

Gonzo
04-17-2009, 02:20 PM
Katipan? Hy-Vee on University? eh?

http://dave.matusiak.org/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wonder_woman.jpg

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:20 PM
Downtown you directionally dyslexic ****.

I'll meet you behind The Brown Bottle in ten.

Donger
04-17-2009, 02:20 PM
I'll meet you behind The Brown Bottle in ten.

Wear a rubber, Katipan.

Gonzo
04-17-2009, 02:21 PM
I'll meet you behind The Brown Bottle in ten.

currently 1420 hrs. Be there at 1430 and report back

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 02:21 PM
I think I found a picture of Holly.

DO IT!

Buck
04-17-2009, 02:22 PM
I'm not posting the picture of Holly.

I just realized whats going on between Kapitan and H4L0

This could be Epic.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:22 PM
Uh, I'm not fucking around. If she wants me to say it to her face I will. Just let me know where.

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 02:22 PM
Wear a rubber, Katipan.Wear a whole box.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 02:23 PM
I'm not posting the picture of Holly.

I just realized whats going on between Kapitan and H4L0

This could be Epic.

Send it in a PM. :D

Buck
04-17-2009, 02:23 PM
Sorry RustShack.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 02:23 PM
I'll meet you behind The Brown Bottle in ten.

Nah. Just drive down 4th. Although my b/f is very close to the Brown Bottle. He gets off at 3:30 if you're interested.

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 02:23 PM
Uh, I'm not ****ing around. If she wants me to say it to her face I will. Just let me know where.Make sure you take a camera. And take a before picture, 'cause I doubt we'll recognize you after.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:23 PM
Please don't distribute pictures of her...c'mon..

Gonzo
04-17-2009, 02:23 PM
Uh, I'm not ****ing around. If she wants me to say it to her face I will. Just let me know where.

What... Are you fucking retarded?

What in the sweet chocolate christ is wrong with your brain son? You're going to get your ass kicked.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 02:24 PM
Wear a whole box.

My penis is fat enough.

RustShack
04-17-2009, 02:24 PM
I'm not posting the picture of Holly.


Thank you.

Buck
04-17-2009, 02:24 PM
Uh, I'm not ****ing around. If she wants me to say it to her face I will. Just let me know where.

OOOH

Sounds like another Challenge to me.

Fuck, I'm not getting any work done today.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 02:24 PM
Uh, I'm not fucking around. If she wants me to say it to her face I will. Just let me know where.

You should stop right there. Go surf some porn and jerk out the aggression. It will end better for you that way.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 02:24 PM
Please don't distribute pictures of her...c'mon..

She's going to be everywhere by morning. Enjoy.

Dicky McElephant
04-17-2009, 02:24 PM
Nah. Just drive down 4th. Although my b/f is very close to the Brown Bottle. He gets off at 3:30 if you're interested.

Take pictures and I'll send you casino cash. :D

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 02:24 PM
My penis is fat enough.So many possible answers to that.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:25 PM
Does he know Kyle? Kyle is a buddy of mine who is a cook at the BB

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 02:25 PM
Holly Rogers?
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v226/658/122/s14833755_5548.jpg

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 02:25 PM
Uh, I'm not ****ing around. If she wants me to say it to her face I will. Just let me know where.

She lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In & Out Burger

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 02:25 PM
This is Sooooooooo Appropriate and matches so well with my awesomeness of the Daniel LaRusso comment...AND the lessons in this thread.

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Bowser
04-17-2009, 02:25 PM
Thank you.

LMAO

I notice how you're staying pretty quiet here. You've never met this woman threatening douchenozzle before?