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Donger
04-17-2009, 01:25 PM
I wonder what RustShack thinks about his thread now.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:25 PM
*sigh* fine. I retract my challenge.

LMAO

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 01:25 PM
Does he know Kyle? Kyle is a buddy of mine who is a cook at the BBI know Kyle.

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:26 PM
Holly Rogers?

Holly Rogers? Are her parents Somalian pirates?

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 01:26 PM
Holly Rogers? Are her parents Somalian pirates?No, but I heard she's a banana smuggler.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:26 PM
(still highly doubt you could get my girl to break up with me though)

has your girl ever experienced "hootie" charm?

You might want to retract this one, too!

RustShack
04-17-2009, 01:26 PM
I wont post the pic, but you can probably find it here.

Dude take that down.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:26 PM
Uh, I'm not ****ing around. If she wants me to say it to her face I will. Just let me know where.


And now you've hit the Nitrous bottle button to rocket yourself back to douchebagville....

Who the hell challenges a chic like that?


Now you're on your own asspipe. I've stepped between you and a public stoning once....now you're on your own.

RJ
04-17-2009, 01:27 PM
Uh, I'm not ****ing around. If she wants me to say it to her face I will. Just let me know where.



Damn dude, you were this close to quitting while you were ahead.

Oh, the humanity.....

Lumpy
04-17-2009, 01:27 PM
This thread is becoming teh retarded. I can't keep up w/ all the cyber fists flying.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:27 PM
Dude take that down.

Don't quote it!

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:27 PM
No one can get his girlfriend, Anna, who is friends with holly, preston but probably not "jeremy"...

No one could probably do anything with that and facebook.

I'm thinking about reopening my myspace, friend requesting jeremy, and then stalking his friends list for his girlfriend...then buttering her up with some inbox messages...getting a friend request...and then finding all of these homos through her facebook.

HOOTIE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:27 PM
Well, I didn't post the pic.

P.S. the best thing about this thread is Shitgoose's avatar.

Pants
04-17-2009, 01:28 PM
Dude take that down.

You quoted it, dummy.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-17-2009, 01:28 PM
What the fuck is going on here?

Cliffs Notes?

AustinChief
04-17-2009, 01:28 PM
I know Kyle.
SO DO I! Small world!

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 01:28 PM
Don't quote it!

ROFL

Gonzo
04-17-2009, 01:28 PM
And now you've hit the Nitrous bottle button to rocket yourself back to douchebagville....

Who the hell challenges a chic like that?


Now you're on your own asspipe. I've stepped between you and a public stoning once....now you're on your own.

He's got a one way ticket on the pain train to dumbasselvania.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:28 PM
Who the fuck said I was going to hit her?

Scorp
04-17-2009, 01:29 PM
only for RustShack

RustShack
04-17-2009, 01:29 PM
Don't quote it!

Fixed, thanks.

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 01:29 PM
Don't quote it!

ROFL

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:29 PM
Dude take that down.

You should probably un quote my message.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:29 PM
Waterloo, locally, is called "Little Chicago". When I lived in Tampa you couldn't walk down the street past 9pm with your hat the wrong way or you'd be shot. These people don't know what they're talking about haha.

they call you a ghetto vet!

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:29 PM
I know Kyle.

He doesn't know Kyle. He didn't know where Downtown Waterloo was.

RustShack
04-17-2009, 01:29 PM
which one is her?

Please take that down...

Gonzo
04-17-2009, 01:30 PM
Fixed, thanks.

Dude, really? You let this shit go this far?

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 01:30 PM
which one is her?

The pirate or the faulker?

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:30 PM
http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=1000...k=0&s=150&st=0

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:30 PM
Who the **** said I was going to hit her?

Good lord, you and 10 of your douchebags couldn't come close.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:30 PM
*sigh* apparently I'm a woman threatening douchebag now, so I'll quit that one now. All I was going to do was go downtown, tell her to take the stick out of her ass, and leave.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:31 PM
There we go, thats me. And uh, we established that I retracted my challenge, correct?

ROFLROFLROFL

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 01:31 PM
Well, I didn't post the pic.

P.S. the best thing about this thread is Shitgoose's avatar.

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H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:31 PM
Take the fucking pictures of BOTH Holly's DOWN. Me AND Rust are asking.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:31 PM
What the fuck is going on here?

Cliffs Notes?

Rustshack is having problems with girlfriend.
h4LO is friend of guy trying to steal girlfriend.
H4LO comes on here, flaming Rustshack, and putting words in his mouth while trying to defend freind's actions.
H4LO acts like a hard on, and dares ChiefsPlanet to "out" him.
ChiefsPlanet beats down H4LO.
H4LO wants to meet Katipan face-to-face to tell her to STFU, or something.

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 01:31 PM
I finally caught up!!!

As CP turns... how hilarious.

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:31 PM
What the **** is going on here?

Cliffs Notes?

1. RustShack has a sneaking suspicion his G/F is cheating on him
2. CP says break up w/ her
3. H4L0 Comes along and calls RustShack all kinds of names
4. RustShack retorts
4.1 - Hootie claims that Halo 3 is way better than COD4
5. H4L0 keeps talking shit
6. H4L0 takes back his comments
7. We threaten H4L0
8. We back off H4L0
9. H4L0 Challenges Kapitan

Gonzo
04-17-2009, 01:32 PM
*sigh* apparently I'm a woman threatening douchebag now, so I'll quit that one now. All I was going to do was go downtown, tell her to take the stick out of her ass, and leave.

:rolleyes:

You can't do that via telegraphonemailtextintranet?

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:32 PM
*sigh* apparently I'm a woman threatening douchebag now, so I'll quit that one now. All I was going to do was go downtown, tell her to take the stick out of her ass, and leave.

You are like the reverse Lance Armstrong. You could win the Tour de France backwards.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:32 PM
*sigh* apparently I'm a woman threatening douchebag now, so I'll quit that one now. All I was going to do was go downtown, tell her to take the stick out of her ass, and leave.

You would have pissed your pants and I would have spent the rest of my afternoon on the phone with the paramedics, my evening in jail.

RJ
04-17-2009, 01:32 PM
One of these days CP will probably make the national news.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:32 PM
And Katipan what the **** got shoved up your ass?

you don't even want to know

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 01:32 PM
ehhh

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:kuD3iqvgqNVnXM:http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v226/1938/37/q209102395_4857.jpg

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 01:32 PM
*sigh* apparently I'm a woman threatening douchebag now, so I'll quit that one now. All I was going to do was go downtown, tell her to take the stick out of her ass, and leave.There's a fudgesicle joke here somewhere.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:33 PM
I did. She asked me to say it to her face. I agreed.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:33 PM
Take the ****ing pictures of BOTH Holly's DOWN. Me AND Rust are asking.

No problem. Leave first.

Brock
04-17-2009, 01:33 PM
*sigh* apparently I'm a woman threatening douchebag now, so I'll quit that one now. All I was going to do was go downtown, tell her to take the stick out of her ass, and leave.

I have a feeling you're going to be a special project for some people around here.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:33 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Me and Jeremey both asked you to stop.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:34 PM
Leave.

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 01:34 PM
ehhh

kstater
04-17-2009, 01:34 PM
So how come your "girlfriend" is listed as single on myspace?

RustShack
04-17-2009, 01:34 PM
ehhh

Take it down...

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:34 PM
She's not my god damn girlfriend.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:35 PM
I think everyone should take a step back.....take a little trip to the past and enjoy the song for some reason stuck in my effing head this afternoon.....

Sugar Ray....I just wanna fly.


Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Just wanna Fly.....

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:35 PM
Damnit.

Sorry RustShack.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:35 PM
Allright, no need to drag her into all of this....

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:35 PM
What the **** is wrong with you people? Me and Jeremey both asked you to stop.

QuikSurfer's caught a bitchin wave and is in the tube. There's no stopping him.

Scorp
04-17-2009, 01:35 PM
What the **** is wrong with you people? Me and Jeremey both asked you to stop.

Just as soon as I get MOM.

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:36 PM
Does anyone else wonder if Katipan's nipples are stunningly erect right now?

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 01:36 PM
Holly Rogers?
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v226/658/122/s14833755_5548.jpg

awesome. ROFL

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 01:36 PM
Damnit.

Sorry RustShack.

Oops.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:36 PM
Ya'll talk about how you protect your own, and then you deliberately ignore the same dude you were defending?

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:37 PM
http://www.kokrrtx.org/photogallery/confirmation2007/Photos/photo005.jpg

I'd hit it.


I dig the grey hair.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-17-2009, 01:37 PM
Rustshack is having problems with girlfriend.
h4LO is friend of guy trying to steal girlfriend.
H4LO comes on here, flaming Rustshack, and putting words in his mouth while trying to defend freind's actions.
H4LO acts like a hard on, and dares ChiefsPlanet to "out" him.
ChiefsPlanet beats down H4LO.
H4LO wants to meet Katipan face-to-face to tell her to STFU, or something.

Holy fuckballs.

This is an ESPN Instant Classic.

In the words of R. Lee Ermey from On Deadly Ground (regarding H4L0):

"Let's go find him and kill him and get rid of the sonofabitch."

kstater
04-17-2009, 01:37 PM
Ya'll talk about how you protect your own, and then you deliberately ignore the same dude you were defending?

At this point, the blood's in the water. He's collateral damage now.

Jenson71
04-17-2009, 01:37 PM
Allright, no need to drag her into all of this....

Exactly.

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:38 PM
Ya'll talk about how you protect your own, and then you deliberately ignore the same dude you were defending?

You fuckin' started it n00b.

CoMoChief
04-17-2009, 01:38 PM
Haha This thread is all sorts of fucked up. Kinda like HS drama.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:38 PM
Dammit.

I've got a deadline you people are getting in the way of with all of the potential hostilities, I can't look away.




h4lo...I already told you these people are cannibals. They'll eat their young out of boredom. They're not all as gentile and civilized as I am.

Brock
04-17-2009, 01:38 PM
Ya'll talk about how you protect your own, and then you deliberately ignore the same dude you were defending?

Collateral damage.

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 01:38 PM
Dammit.

I've got a deadline you people are getting in the way of with all of the potential hostilities, I can't look away.

Tell me about it. Shit....I should be doing work and my homework for college.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:38 PM
At this point, the blood's in the water. He's collateral damage now.

Well, thats just awesome.

Jenson71
04-17-2009, 01:38 PM
By the way, Katipan and I run the Waterloo Mafia. All insults and threats to Katipan are insults and threats to me. That's just the way Our Thing works.

Gonzo
04-17-2009, 01:38 PM
At this point, the blood's in the water. He's collateral damage now.

This.

Sorry Shack, sucks man.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:38 PM
Hahahahahaha caught up.

Epic fail by H4LO.

I'll be honest...yesterday I thought RustShack was owned...but he pretty much flat out owned H4LO and H4LO's douchebag friend who can't even cop a feel on RustShack's bitch.

Hilarious.

H4LO why don't you hit on girls your own age? (ahahahhaha I don't mean that...)

H4LO when was the last time (if ever) you had sex with a girl?

RustShack, how often do you dog Holly?

These are details I must know? Does Holly take a facial? What's her favorite position? Does she let you deep thrust her, or does she complain that it's too painful?

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-17-2009, 01:39 PM
She's not my god damn girlfriend.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2lbcbap.jpg

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:40 PM
By the way, Katipan and I run the Waterloo Mafia. All insults and threats to Katipan are insults and threats to me. That's just the way Our Thing works.

We really should come up with some hand symbols and colors. I'm partial to pink.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:40 PM
LMAO

Brock
04-17-2009, 01:40 PM
Well, thats just awesome.

Oh, please. Like you give a shit about Rustshack.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:40 PM
Well, thats just awesome.

Nobody really cared about how Holly looked actively enough to find her until you showed up.

So congratulations on sticking your ugly face into their business.

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-17-2009, 01:41 PM
LOL
WTF? My sig says "eat more possum"?

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:41 PM
Ya'll talk about how you protect your own, and then you deliberately ignore the same dude you were defending?

this is why when I tell personal stories, I make sure all of the girls are hot so if they do dig up pictures they can at least say..."wow that hootie sure knows how to pick out a decent slut!"

Rigodan
04-17-2009, 01:41 PM
Hahahahahaha caught up.

Epic fail by H4LO.

I'll be honest...yesterday I thought RustShack was owned...but he pretty much flat out owned H4LO and H4LO's douchebag friend who can't even cop a feel on RustShack's bitch.

Hilarious.

H4LO why don't you hit on girls your own age? (ahahahhaha I don't mean that...)

H4LO when was the last time (if ever) you had sex with a girl?

RustShack, how often do you dog Holly?

These are details I must know? Does Holly take a facial? What's her favorite position? Does she let you deep thrust her, or does she complain that it's too painful?

Somebody buy Hootie a new XBOX already

burt
04-17-2009, 01:41 PM
Its okay preston, I'll post pics for you.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/76/m_8eed531cdf004988a3f9c392d07dd2d9.jpg

Okay, who stole this guys fooking moustache?

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-17-2009, 01:42 PM
God damn, I'm way behind on this thread now, can everyone stop posting until I catch up?

rockymtnchief
04-17-2009, 01:42 PM
Dammit...I'm supposed to be packing to head to Billings.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:42 PM
I don't know the dude and I personally have no problem with him but Holly is my girls best friend and honestly i'd rather not have her face all over the fucking internet.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:42 PM
God damn, I'm way behind on this thread now, can everyone stop posting until I catch up?

That will take the better part of a week!

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 01:43 PM
Dammit...I'm supposed to be packing to head to Billings.I dare you to say that to my face.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:43 PM
I don't know the dude and I personally have no problem with him but Holly is my girls best friend and honestly i'd rather not have her face all over the ****ing internet.

SHES NOT YOUR GIRL

Brock
04-17-2009, 01:43 PM
You can probably put the pin back into the grenade by leaving.

Scorp
04-17-2009, 01:43 PM
I don't know the dude and I personally have no problem with him but Holly is my girls best friend and honestly i'd rather not have her face all over the ****ing internet.


FAIL!

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:43 PM
I dare you to say that to my face.

LMAO

ass.

kstater
04-17-2009, 01:43 PM
I don't know the dude and I personally have no problem with him but Holly is my girls best friend and honestly i'd rather not have her face all over the fucking internet.

I thought she wasn't your girlfriend?

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:43 PM
Rustshack.

I don't want this diversion to take your eyes off the prize.

You need to dump this chic before she turns you into a permanent Goatse.

raybec 4
04-17-2009, 01:43 PM
Over 1300 posts for a chick that's average at best, I would have had something for the spankbank if it could have just been my mental image. Now my wood is gone.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:43 PM
I don't know the dude and I personally have no problem with him but Holly is my girls best friend and honestly i'd rather not have her face all over the ****ing internet.

Well dude tell your bitches to take not sign up for MySpace if they don't want their pictures all over the net...

I could post a video of you two fucking and it would still be your fault for being a dumbass...if you challenge ChiefsPlanet...you're going to get the horns every time!

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 01:44 PM
I don't know the dude and I personally have no problem with him but Holly is my girls best friend and honestly i'd rather not have her face all over the ****ing internet.Just wait until these guys dig up the 'private' shots.

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 01:44 PM
I don't know the dude and I personally have no problem with him but Holly is my girls best friend and honestly i'd rather not have her face all over the ****ing internet.

You have no one to blame but yourself Preston. Its all your fault.

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:44 PM
I don't know the dude and I personally have no problem with him but Holly is my girls best friend and honestly i'd rather not have her face all over the ****ing internet.

So, your girl is fair game? Is that correct?

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 01:44 PM
I don't know the dude and I personally have no problem with him but Holly is my girls best friend and honestly i'd rather not have her face all over the fucking internet.

I understand and I deeply apologize.






























http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQPn1dJu3wpvSLMe60J8EkhQAAAAmlRkT-FkdXvmjAisPzNsKb

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:44 PM
I don't know the dude and I personally have no problem with him but Holly is my girls best friend and honestly i'd rather not have her face all over the fucking internet.

I don't condone it, but it's not like they were stolen out of a private collection. And really, it wouldn't have happened if you hadn't come in here trying to talk down Rustshack. This is on you.

PhillyChiefFan
04-17-2009, 01:44 PM
my god...

This thread is epic.

:popcorn: (back to the shadows)

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 01:44 PM
http://www.silvitablanco.com.ar/la_casita_de_molly_3/FrogDance-blank_molly.gif

This thread makes me want to do the happy dance.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:45 PM
I'm dating her. Jesus christ i'm not in a relationship with her. We hang out a lot, we drink, and I stay over at her place. That's all. I can date someone without them being my "girlfriend"

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 01:45 PM
I understand and I deeply apologize.




























ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:45 PM
as an almost 24 year old MAN...I find it depressing that dude can grow an amish beard and I can't.

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:45 PM
How many hours until H4L0 figures it out?

PhillyChiefFan
04-17-2009, 01:45 PM
http://www.silvitablanco.com.ar/la_casita_de_molly_3/FrogDance-blank_molly.gif

This thread makes me want to do the happy dance.

ROFL, its great to be a sideliner for this thread.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:46 PM
as an almost 24 year old MAN...I find it depressing that dude can grow an amish beard and I can't.

How do you feel meeting someone online that is grossly more immature than you are?

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:46 PM
I understand and I deeply apologize.
































ROFL

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:46 PM
You're acting like I forced you people to dig up pictures. Which, I didn't do.

DeezNutz
04-17-2009, 01:46 PM
I understand and I deeply apologize.






























http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQPn1dJu3wpvSLMe60J8EkhQAAAAmlRkT-FkdXvmjAisPzNsKb

I actually laughed out loud.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:46 PM
I'm dating her. Jesus christ i'm not in a relationship with her. We hang out a lot, we drink, and I stay over at her place. That's all. I can date someone without them being my "girlfriend"

have you pounded her?

If you've pounded the bitch, you can at least stake claim.

If not...sleepovers don't make someone 'your girl'...

Besides, you are super gay if you're sleeping at her place and not slapping her clit with your dick...grow a pair.

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:46 PM
I understand and I deeply apologize.

I can't help but laugh.

ROFL:evil:ROFL:evil:ROFL

Brock
04-17-2009, 01:47 PM
How many hours until H4L0 figures it out?

And he says he wants to go to college. I don't see it happening.

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 01:47 PM
I'm dating her. Jesus christ i'm not in a relationship with her. We hang out a lot, we drink, and I stay over at her place. That's all. I can date someone without them being my "girlfriend"So you're saying you can't get her to put out.

Man, that's sad.

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 01:47 PM
You're acting like I forced you people to dig up pictures. Which, I didn't do.

Come on Man, seriously?

H4L0
04-17-2009, 01:47 PM
Okay, fuck it. I'm out. Go Bucs, Go Rays.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:47 PM
For the record - she's cute.

rockymtnchief
04-17-2009, 01:47 PM
I dare you to say that to my face.

I'll meet you at The Brown Sphincter down on 69th, between Wood and Pooter Streets in 10 minutes. Don't forget the fluffy sumo suits.

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:47 PM
You're acting like I forced you people to dig up pictures. Which, I didn't do.

Forced? No, but you did challenge.

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:47 PM
H4L0

Whats the fucking guys' name who is Going out w/ Shack's GF?

Brock
04-17-2009, 01:47 PM
You're acting like I forced you people to dig up pictures. Which, I didn't do.

You didn't force them to, but you dared them to. Lap it up, dumbshit.

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 01:47 PM
remind me NEVER to ask for relationship advice on Chiefsplanet, please.



BTW, I bet this is HURTING Claythan, that he isn't here for this epicness.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:47 PM
How do you feel meeting someone online that is grossly more immature than you are?

Yeah but I get it, he doesn't.

You can't be immature and than get defensive about it...

If Bucking started digging up pictures of me and em-dawg etc...at least I would take it like a champion.

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:48 PM
Wait, don't leave. Its just getting good.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:48 PM
H4L0

Whats the fucking guys' name who is Going out w/ Shack's GF?

Now THERE is an idea....

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:48 PM
In a way, its kind of a proud moment, seeing quicksurfer run in and throw some boots at the staggering contender as the referee counts to 4-5-6...after the beating he once took at the fingertips of this place.

You can't become steel without going through some fire.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:48 PM
Yeah but I get it, he doesn't.

You can't be immature and than get defensive about it...

If Bucking started digging up pictures of me and em-dawg etc...at least I would take it like a champion.

SOUNDS LIKE A DARE

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-17-2009, 01:48 PM
Okay, fuck it. I'm out. Go Bucs, Go Rays.

Go douchebags!!

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 01:49 PM
I'll meet you at The Brown Sphincter down on 69th, between Wood and Pooter Streets in 10 minutes. Don't forget the fluffy sumo suits.Okay, that's way too gay. You're on your own.

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:49 PM
Okay, **** it. I'm out. Go Bucs, Go Rays.

You're "out" again? I sense a pattern.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:49 PM
Okay, **** it. I'm out. Go Bucs, Go Rays.

so I take it you haven't experienced any of her vag juice!?

then no more referring to her as your girl...

you're 21 years old, guy...no sleeping over without at least 2nd base (and I'm being generous because if that happens to me I man up and leave)

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2009, 01:49 PM
Well, thats just awesome.

I tried to warn you dude. You have no idea what you asked for. They'll find pictures of you and your entire family and put them up on this site.

kstater
04-17-2009, 01:49 PM
How come you have so many "friends" that are in high school? You some kind of pervert?

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 01:49 PM
H4L0

Whats the fucking guys' name who is Going out w/ Shack's GF?

:hmmm:

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:49 PM
Yeah but I get it, he doesn't.

You can't be immature and than get defensive about it...

If Bucking started digging up pictures of me and em-dawg etc...at least I would take it like a champion.

You've never forced me to do that.

Simplex3
04-17-2009, 01:49 PM
*sigh*

From day one when I first met Holly, all I heard was bitching about Jeremey. All I heard from my girl was bitching about Jeremey. I never heard ONE SINGLE good thing about this dude from Holly, or anyone else. My buddy comes over to have some drinks with us one night, meets holly, expressed interest, she expressed interest, and since then things with Jeremey got worse. He hung out with us again a short time later, and he asked her to a movie. She agreed. Today I find out Holly ditched Jeremey (Rustshack). And, here I am. Defending my friend and Holly.

Sounds to me like Holly's friend didn't like Jeremy (for whatever reason) and/or Holly likes to bitch about her men behind their backs.

That should work out great for your buddy.

Brock
04-17-2009, 01:49 PM
In a way, its kind of a proud moment, seeing quicksurfer run in and throw some boots at the staggering contender as the referee counts to 4-5-6...after the beating he once took at the fingertips of this place.

You can't become steel without going through some fire.

ain't it the truth

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 01:49 PM
In a way, its kind of a proud moment, seeing quicksurfer run in and throw some boots at the staggering contender as the referee counts to 4-5-6...after the beating he once took at the fingertips of this place.

You can't become steel without going through some fire.

Its got me laughing thats for sure. ROFLROFL

alpha_omega
04-17-2009, 01:49 PM
Wow...this thread sure has changed since i visited it yesterday...i guess i better go back and play catch-up

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:50 PM
SOUNDS LIKE A DARE

well...

there's only ONE way he could do it...or anyone could do it...but it's definitely possible.

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 01:50 PM
Sounds to me like Holly's friend didn't like Jeremy (for whatever reason) and/or Holly likes to bitch about her men behind their backs.Of course she does, she's female.

In other news, blue sky has just been spotted at many locations across the globe.

raybec 4
04-17-2009, 01:50 PM
In a way, its kind of a proud moment, seeing quicksurfer run in and throw some boots at the staggering contender as the referee counts to 4-5-6...after the beating he once took at the fingertips of this place.

You can't become steel without going through some fire.

He did beat him like he owed him money. I was very impressed.

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 01:51 PM
I've given out soo much rep in this thread, I think I'm out of juice.

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:51 PM
P.S.

Why would hootie care anyways?

he's already posted videos of his friends pissing on eachother.

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 01:51 PM
In a way, its kind of a proud moment, seeing quicksurfer run in and throw some boots at the staggering contender as the referee counts to 4-5-6...after the beating he once took at the fingertips of this place.

You can't become steel without going through some fire.

ROFL

That means a lot, sir.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:51 PM
How come you have so many "friends" that are in high school? You some kind of pervert?

first off, high school girls are fucking hot.

Secondly he's 21 and obviously close to a virgin...he might have been lucky once or twice...but the dude is sleeping over at Ana's (right name?) and calling her his girl...yet he probably hasn't even fingered the bitch yet...

PhillyChiefFan
04-17-2009, 01:51 PM
Wow...this thread sure has changed since i visited it yesterday...i guess i better go back and play catch-up

no sh*t what happened to the "girl runs around on guy" , "guy consults Chiefsplanet", "Chiefsplanet says drop the bi*ch in unison" conversation?

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:52 PM
You can't become steel without going through some fire.

Thanks for my new sig.

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 01:52 PM
In all seriousness I am stunned no pictures have found their way to the "***OFFICIAL*** Would You" thread

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:52 PM
P.S.

Why would hootie care anyways?

he's already posted videos of his friends pissing on eachother.
no one was peeing ROFL

Good ol' fashioned plate breaking!

Skip Towne
04-17-2009, 01:52 PM
Holly is kinda cute. What does Anna look like?

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 01:53 PM
For some reason, All of the mexican kids are scrambling for the candy that's falling all over the yard.

"TIL THE CANDY COMES OUT!!!"

http://www.slipaway.net/images/Log%20Images/2005A%20Sailfest%20Fun/38%20-%20050206-15%20Broken%20Pinata.jpg

burt
04-17-2009, 01:54 PM
Holly is kinda cute. What does Anna look like?

butter face.....

PhillyChiefFan
04-17-2009, 01:54 PM
I've given out soo much rep in this thread, I think I'm out of juice.

can you run outta reps for the day?!??!

Katipan
04-17-2009, 01:54 PM
I've given out soo much rep in this thread, I think I'm out of juice.

Fuck you!

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:55 PM
Holly is kinda cute. What does Anna look like?

I learned a long time ago...

the easiest way to get laid is to get a 19 or 20 year old girl into a bar she's not old enough to be in...

(and then buy her a lot of shots - or roofie one of her drinks)

and then you're in.

To be frank, I don't know what I'd do without GHB.

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 01:55 PM
**** you!I dare you to say that to my face.

Donger
04-17-2009, 01:55 PM
**** you!

I'll give you some, but there is a price, Barbarian.

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 01:55 PM
To be frank, I don't know what I'd do without GHB.Masturbate a lot.







So I hear.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 01:56 PM
and I don't blame Preston for hanging out with young bitches...

Shit when I was 19 the only girls I could land were either desperate ugly 23 year olds or really hot, insecure, impressionable 17 year olds...

so naturally I stuck to the 17 year olds (with an occasional slutty 23 year old - and every once in a while the daring yet eager to please 13 year old)

Bowser
04-17-2009, 01:56 PM
My sig is born from true love for Mer.

Buck
04-17-2009, 01:58 PM
Heres' an Anna

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v225/783/27/s38212744_4339.jpg

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 01:59 PM
and I don't blame Preston for hanging out with young bitches...

Shit when I was 19 the only girls I could land were either desperate ugly 23 year olds or really hot, insecure, impressionable 17 year olds...

so naturally I stuck to the 17 year olds (with an occasional slutty 23 year old - and every once in a while the daring yet eager to please 13 year old)

Your "jokes" are gonna get you arrested someday... when one of these 13-17 year olds rat you out. I hope I'm there, that day for that thread.

Donger
04-17-2009, 02:00 PM
Are all these pictures from Facebook or other sites that are publicly available?

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 02:00 PM
Anna looks alright... she will probably be fat when she gets older... tap it, hit it and quit it.

RJ
04-17-2009, 02:00 PM
Alas, there was no hope for Preston.

Rather than banging Holly's friend, they were apparently having slumber parties.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 02:01 PM
Your "jokes" are gonna get you arrested someday... when one of these 13-17 year olds rat you out. I hope I'm there, that day for that thread.

well first off the 13 year old's would still have to be alive...and secondly the 17 year old's would still have to be 17

kstater
04-17-2009, 02:01 PM
Are all these pictures from Facebook or other sites that are publicly available?

Of course. Hence the hilarity of the inevitable Lawer claim made in these type threads.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 02:02 PM
Alas, there was no hope for Preston.

Rather than banging Holly's friend, they were apparently having slumber parties.

I hear he took her to see Hannah Montana...

If you take a bitch to Hannah Montana and STILL can't lock it up...you've entered the halfcan zone.

Buck
04-17-2009, 02:02 PM
Cool her Myspace page isn't private.
http://www.myspace.com/anna4506

Bowser
04-17-2009, 02:02 PM
Are all these pictures from Facebook or other sites that are publicly available?

Presumably. That's where MCJ directed everyone to look for pics.

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 02:02 PM
My God I love this place.

Buck
04-17-2009, 02:03 PM
OMG YOU GUYS

PRESTON ISN'T ON ANNA'S TOP 8

Jenson71
04-17-2009, 02:03 PM
Many, many lessons to learn from this thread. Make your facebook and myspace profiles private, is a start.

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 02:03 PM
This thread is such a glorious clusterfuck.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 02:04 PM
OMG YOU GUYS

PRESTON ISN'T ON ANNA'S TOP 8

LMAO

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 02:04 PM
OMG YOU GUYS

PRESTON ISN'T ON ANNA'S TOP 8That's because he's hung like a hamster and can't tell a clit from a bellybutton.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 02:04 PM
This thread is such a glorious clusterfuck.

Can you imagine the people lurking here, trying to decide if they should join up or not?

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 02:05 PM
OMG YOU GUYS

PRESTON ISN'T ON ANNA'S TOP 8

and d wade isn't in chuck's top 5!

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 02:05 PM
Cool her Myspace page isn't private.
http://www.myspace.com/anna4506

Yeah it is.

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 02:05 PM
Can you imagine the people lurking here, trying to decide if they should join up or not?Fuck, this thread would sell me on posting in like 0.5 seconds. It's like perfection.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-17-2009, 02:06 PM
Is this RustShack?

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/21/m_df072f66f644442da391038280329ee3.jpg

Scorp
04-17-2009, 02:07 PM
Is this RustShack?

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/21/m_df072f66f644442da391038280329ee3.jpg

Yeah I think so. I wasn't gonna post it.

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 02:07 PM
Anna says she is "single" on MySpace. LMAO

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 02:07 PM
Is this RustShack?

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/21/m_df072f66f644442da391038280329ee3.jpg

That's what I was thinking.

Jenson71
04-17-2009, 02:07 PM
Actually, just don't have a facebook or myspace.

Donger
04-17-2009, 02:07 PM
Is this RustShack?

Looks like John Matrix' cool little brother.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 02:07 PM
Actually, just don't have a facebook or myspace.

No shit.

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 02:08 PM
Looks like John Matrix' cool little brother.

ROFL

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 02:08 PM
http://www.silvitablanco.com.ar/la_casita_de_molly_3/FrogDance-blank_molly.gif

again with the happy dance.

HELLO MUH BAY-BY HELLO MUH HONEY... HELLO MY RAG-TIME GAL....

Donger
04-17-2009, 02:09 PM
Actually, just don't have a facebook or myspace.

I'm going to do both. I had no idea the amount of mischief they can afford.

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 02:09 PM
Hey Mer... Anna works at Staples at the 'LOO... if you want to go beat her down, for whatever reason. LMAO

Buck
04-17-2009, 02:09 PM
Ok, so if someone sent Anna a Friends request on Myspace, and directed her here, who would want to bet that she would be appalled that Preston said they were dating?

Jenson71
04-17-2009, 02:10 PM
Ok, so if someone sent Anna a Friends request on Myspace, and directed her here, who would want to bet that she would be appalled that Preston said they were dating?

LMAO

Damn this.

kstater
04-17-2009, 02:10 PM
Anna says she is "single" on MySpace. LMAO

We covered that a while ago. She's not his girlfriend. She's his "girl".

Jenson71
04-17-2009, 02:10 PM
"That creep has been like stalking me for like...2 months"

RJ
04-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Someday Rustshack and Holly will look back on this and laugh, maybe even share the story with the grandkids......just as soon as grandma gets back from the movies.

Buck
04-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Or, if they really are dating, and she found out her pics are now on the site, then she would break up w/ Preston, like I initially told him we could make happen.

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Okay, for whatever reason I decided to stop back, and a couple things:


1) Said it'd stop after I left, that was incorrect
2) Anna is the one that sent me this link in the first place, and she knows damn well we're dating
3) You're all a bunch of lowlives and scum

Katipan
04-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Hey Mer... Anna works at Staples at the 'LOO... if you want to go beat her down, for whatever reason. LMAO

I should give her a hug. She's surrounded by some high caliber people.

burt
04-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Ok, so if someone sent Anna a Friends request on Myspace, and directed her here, who would want to bet that she would be appalled that Preston said they were dating?

NICE...........

H4L0
04-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Also, she also knows that I posted here and saw what I had said.

kstater
04-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Ok, so if someone sent Anna a Friends request on Myspace, and directed her here, who would want to bet that she would be appalled that Preston said they were dating?

LMAO

Oh holy hell...

Donger
04-17-2009, 02:12 PM
Hey Mer... Anna works at Staples at the 'LOO... if you want to go beat her down, for whatever reason. LMAO

Let me get this straight: this young woman posts her picture on a publicly accessible website and tells everyone where she works?

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-17-2009, 02:12 PM
Is this RustShack?

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/21/m_df072f66f644442da391038280329ee3.jpg
Yeah, that's him.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 02:12 PM
Okay, for whatever reason I decided to stop back, and a couple things:


1) Said it'd stop after I left, that was incorrect
2) Anna is the one that sent me this link in the first place, and she knows damn well we're dating
3) You're all a bunch of lowlives and scum

that's it...

I'mma fuck yo bitch!

burt
04-17-2009, 02:12 PM
Also, she also knows that I posted here and saw what I had said.

You just don't know how to quit us.........do you?

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 02:12 PM
Seeing the picture of Rustshack reminds me of this kid I went to highschool with. His name was Rusty Hatch or something. Anyway, every morning the teacher would take role and when he would get to Rusty everyone in the class would yell "Snatch" right after the teacher said Rusty.

I'm pretty sure that kid has a list of names on his refrigerator of people he will eventually murder and my name is probably in the top 5.

We always asked him if his dad's name was Harry.

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-17-2009, 02:12 PM
3) You're all a bunch of lowlives and scum
Dude, you were so warned.

kstater
04-17-2009, 02:13 PM
Okay, for whatever reason I decided to stop back, and a couple things:


1) Said it'd stop after I left, that was incorrect
2) Anna is the one that sent me this link in the first place, and she knows damn well we're dating
3) You're all a bunch of lowlives and scum

uncle. UNCLE. UNCLE

Donger
04-17-2009, 02:13 PM
Okay, for whatever reason I decided to stop back, and a couple things:


1) Said it'd stop after I left, that was incorrect
2) Anna is the one that sent me this link in the first place, and she knows damn well we're dating
3) You're all a bunch of lowlives and scum

He's "in!"

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-17-2009, 02:13 PM
Okay, for whatever reason I decided to stop back, and a couple things:


1) Said it'd stop after I left, that was incorrect
2) Anna is the one that sent me this link in the first place, and she knows damn well we're dating
3) You're all a bunch of lowlives and scum

http://i41.tinypic.com/2wd6a93.gif

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 02:13 PM
Let me get this straight: this young woman posts her picture on a publicly accessible website and tells everyone where she works?

Yes.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 02:13 PM
THINK WITH YOUR DIPSTICK, JIMMY!

Donger
04-17-2009, 02:14 PM
Yes.

That seems inadvisable.

kstater
04-17-2009, 02:14 PM
BTW, Rustshack, you keep posting like normal. We'll leave you out of this.

Jenson71
04-17-2009, 02:14 PM
3) You're all a bunch of lowlives and scum

That usually ends it.

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 02:15 PM
that's it...

I'mma fuck yo bitch!

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 02:15 PM
Okay, for whatever reason I decided to stop back, and a couple things:



3) You're all a bunch of lowlives and scum

What? You think were all a bunch of Raiders fans or something?

Buck
04-17-2009, 02:16 PM
BTW, Rustshack, you keep posting like normal. We'll leave you out of this.

This.

Skip Towne
04-17-2009, 02:17 PM
Okay, for whatever reason I decided to stop back, and a couple things:


1) Said it'd stop after I left, that was incorrect
2) Anna is the one that sent me this link in the first place, and she knows damn well we're dating
3) You're all a bunch of lowlives and scum

Such high compliments. Thanks

kstater
04-17-2009, 02:17 PM
This has a chance to pass all the shyguyms threads and approach American Hero in legendary status.

WilliamTheIrish
04-17-2009, 02:17 PM
Top shelf.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 02:18 PM
THINK WITH YOUR DIPSTICK, JIMMY!

LMAO I want to pee on you.

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 02:18 PM
We are like VulturePlanet.

kstater
04-17-2009, 02:18 PM
Just wait, we haven't even gotten to "I'm just messing with you all" portion of the thread.

Jenson71
04-17-2009, 02:19 PM
This has a chance to pass all the shyguyms threads and approach American Hero in legendary status.

No college for H4L0. No work promotions. No future. No grandkids. It's all been lost to chiefsplanet.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 02:19 PM
If I could rewind my life 10 years, and change 10 things, I'm fairly certain never posting a single piece of personally indentifiable information on the internet....ever.

Buzz
04-17-2009, 02:19 PM
:doh!:

Steve walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Aint no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, Im gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think Im going to get along,
Without you, when yourer gone
You took me for everything that I had,
And kicked me out on my own

Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When hes down
But Im ready, yes Im ready for you
Im standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating the sound of the beat

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 02:20 PM
http://www.silvitablanco.com.ar/la_casita_de_molly_3/FrogDance-blank_molly.gif


HELLO MUH AN-NA HELLO MUH HOL-LY... HELLO MUH RAG-TIME WHORES....

burt
04-17-2009, 02:20 PM
BTW, Rustshack, you keep posting like normal. We'll leave you out of this.

By all means.......Rustshack, please keep posting here.

Short Leash Hootie
04-17-2009, 02:21 PM
LMAO I want to pee on you.

That's not how it works. We bang, then I pee all over you...and then we shower...and then MAYBE I close my eyes and you can pee on me.

Lumpy
04-17-2009, 02:22 PM
I can't get any work done b/c of this fuggin thread!! It's like a car wreck... I just can't look away. If I lose my job, and be forced to toss salads alongside Hootie for a living, I'm going to be so royally pissed!!!

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 02:22 PM
If I could rewind my life 10 years, and change 10 things, I'm fairly certain never posting a single piece of personally indentifiable information on the internet....ever.Definitely.

You should've seen my face about a month ago when I realized my wedding pic from 2001 was still attached on a post here.

Fixed that one right quick.

God knows what else is floating around in cyberspace.

DeezNutz
04-17-2009, 02:22 PM
I can't get any work done b/c of this fuggin thread!! It's like a car wreck... I just can't look away. If I lose my job, and be forced to toss salads alongside Hootie for a living, I'm going to be so royally pissed!!!

ROFL

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 02:23 PM
I can't get any work done b/c of this fuggin thread!! It's like a car wreck... I just can't look away. If I lose my job, and be forced to toss salads alongside Hootie for a living, I'm going to be so royally pissed!!!

This except for the tossing salad part.

RJ
04-17-2009, 02:23 PM
Okay, for whatever reason I decided to stop back, and a couple things:


1) Said it'd stop after I left, that was incorrect
2) Anna is the one that sent me this link in the first place, and she knows damn well we're dating
3) You're all a bunch of lowlives and scum



It can never die a natural death as long as you're applying the defibrillator.

Seriously, you came back for that?

Crush
04-17-2009, 02:29 PM
It looks likes Preston is part of the One Million Strong for Sarah.

http://onemillionforsarahpalin.com/officers.html

Crush
04-17-2009, 02:32 PM
For shits and giggles, I believe that is an old xanga site done by the same Preston.

http://xtuesdaymoonx.xanga.com/

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 02:32 PM
He has twitter.....but it's too bad that his updates are protected.

http://twitter.com/H4L0

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 02:34 PM
He has twitter.....but it's too bad that his updates are protected.

http://twitter.com/H4L0

Recent change I assume. The guy is probably all over the Net trying to cover up as much personal information as possible.

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 02:35 PM
Interesting.....for $1.95 I can get Preston's:

DOB
Address
Phone Number
Address History
Average Income

Mr. Plow
04-17-2009, 02:35 PM
Many, many lessons to learn from this thread. Make your facebook and myspace profiles private, is a start.


Done.

Calcountry
04-17-2009, 02:35 PM
LOL...I actually clean the sink after I shave and all of that, my mom is a heavy neatfreak so living with that you just do it because you don't wanna be killed in your sleep.


FYP

Scorp
04-17-2009, 02:36 PM
Interesting.....for $1.95 I can get Preston's:

DOB
Address
Phone Number
Address History
Average Income

I am fairly certain his dob is July 31st.

Mr. Plow
04-17-2009, 02:37 PM
that's it...

I'mma fuck yo bitch!



ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Buck
04-17-2009, 02:37 PM
He has twitter.....but it's too bad that his updates are protected.

http://twitter.com/H4L0

Heres what they probably Are

H4L0 - Fuck, my life is ruined
H4L0 - I just got a call from Anna, shes splitting up with me
H4L0 - Fuck Chiefsplanet
H4L0 - Some guy claims hes a 50 at Halo, I'll take him out
H4L0 - Don't worry Holly, that Jeremy guy is a douche. I'll Learn him.