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dirk digler
04-17-2009, 03:38 PM
This is a straight up beat down. Never ever fuck with the Planet...EVER

Mecca
04-17-2009, 03:40 PM
Ok what did I miss I'm not reading 500 posts.

Mecca
04-17-2009, 03:40 PM
FYP

Ahaha a shot from one of the guys who just posts in DC...finally come out of the cage?

Mr. Plow
04-17-2009, 03:40 PM
Ok what did I miss I'm not reading 500 posts.

It's worth it. Nudity.

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 03:40 PM
Ok what did I miss I'm not reading 500 posts.

Hootie and Katipan want to pee on each other.

And a douche got the beat down he deserved.

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 03:40 PM
Hey Jensen, lets go to Best Buy, get a credit card, under Preston's name, and buy an XBOX so we can play HALO too!!!111 ROFL

Simplex3
04-17-2009, 03:41 PM
I don't know the dude and I personally have no problem with him but Holly is my girls best friend and honestly i'd rather not have her face all over the fucking internet.

ROFL

Like people are breaking into her house to get these pictures. They're already on the Internet, dumbass.

Buck
04-17-2009, 03:42 PM
Damnit.

I just realized that nobody posted this to H4L0

Better late than never.

http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/612capture_tombstone03.jpg

Mecca
04-17-2009, 03:45 PM
It's worth it. Nudity.

Stop trying to bait me into reading this thread.

Mr. Plow
04-17-2009, 03:46 PM
Stop trying to bait me into reading this thread.

Hot chicks. Goth chicks. Naked. Can't remember what page though.

Jenson71
04-17-2009, 03:47 PM
Hey Jensen, lets go to Best Buy, get a credit card, under Preston's name, and buy an XBOX so we can play HALO too!!!111 ROFL

And the Best Buy is right next to Staples in Waterloo. So we can just quick stop in and say hi to A---.

Donger
04-17-2009, 03:47 PM
Ok what did I miss I'm not reading 500 posts.

Swede! Swede! Swede!!

Crush
04-17-2009, 03:48 PM
Preston Alan Shepherd III
Born on July 31st, 1987

Correct?

Mecca
04-17-2009, 03:48 PM
Hot chicks. Goth chicks. Naked. Can't remember what page though.

Why would I be into seeing naked goth chicks? The occasional goth chick is hot but that is not generally what I like...

Buck
04-17-2009, 03:48 PM
Someone just go say Hi to Ann.

I'm headed to lunch.

Can't wait to see what happens in the next hour when I get back.

Mecca
04-17-2009, 03:48 PM
Swede! Swede! Swede!!

I'm rather disturbed that you have that picture on your computer.

Mr. Plow
04-17-2009, 03:49 PM
Whatever it is you like, it's in this thread.





PS....I have you tied to Goth chicks for some reason or another....sorry.

Mecca
04-17-2009, 03:49 PM
Someone just go say Hi to Ann.

I'm headed to lunch.

Can't wait to see what happens in the next hour when I get back.

I'll do it I don't care...

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 03:49 PM
Why would I be into seeing naked goth chicks? The occasional goth chick is hot but that is not generally what I like...Hot boys. Goth boys. Naked.

Crush
04-17-2009, 03:49 PM
He set his MySpace mood to annoyed.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=3479619

kstater
04-17-2009, 03:50 PM
dumbass

Don't say you weren't warned.

Donger
04-17-2009, 03:51 PM
I'm rather disturbed that you have that picture on your computer.

Don't be jealous.

Donger
04-17-2009, 03:52 PM
He set his MySpace mood to annoyed.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=3479619

What is this?

Preston Alan Fuuuuck my life
view more

Mecca
04-17-2009, 03:53 PM
Preston looks like someone who will end up in prison...

burt
04-17-2009, 03:53 PM
That's not how it works. We bang, then I pee all over you...and then we shower...and then MAYBE I close my eyes and you can pee on me.

I just threw up in my mouth........

LTL
04-17-2009, 03:55 PM
Can you imagine the people lurking here, trying to decide if they should join up or not?

Am a noob, but am loving this shit so far.

This thread should be a what not to do as a newbie.

Mecca
04-17-2009, 03:55 PM
I wonder if he's going for the amish look or his beard just goes that way...

"I tried to be a tough guy but I just couldn't grow my damn beard in!"

Scorp
04-17-2009, 04:03 PM
I wonder if he's going for the amish look or his beard just goes that way...

"I tried to be a tough guy but I just couldn't grow my damn beard in!"

Way to go Mecca, you killed the damn thread.

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 04:03 PM
Damnt Mecca.....quit killing threads.

Mecca
04-17-2009, 04:04 PM
Yea yea, a few people will get the line.

Jenson71
04-17-2009, 04:05 PM
Mecca almost killed the thread earlier by making people guess his name. Now, the topic of naked boys inevitably comes up with Mecca's re-entrance. Mecca = FAIL

the Talking Can
04-17-2009, 04:05 PM
Okay, for whatever reason I decided to stop back, and a couple things:


1) Said it'd stop after I left, that was incorrect
2) Anna is the one that sent me this link in the first place, and she knows damn well we're dating
3) You're all a bunch of lowlives and scum

It's all my fault.

I should have been here to warn you. This place lives to destroy fuktards like you, but we always give them fair warning.

The last guy who ignored my warning was outed as a child molester. So, you just being a loser it seems to me you're getting off easy.

And learn the lesson: don't f around with people who are smarter than you, more bored than you, and devoid of any moral center what-so-ever. It never ends well.

My last piece of advice is this: leave and never post again and hope we forget about you. Kirstie Tynes 3rd hit on google is the Chiefsplanet. Is that what you want?

run along, kid....run along...

Mecca
04-17-2009, 04:07 PM
Mecca almost killed the thread earlier by making people guess his name. Now, the topic of naked boys inevitably comes up with Mecca's re-entrance. Mecca = FAIL

I didn't remotely bring up naked boys...why are they on your mind?

Bowser
04-17-2009, 04:08 PM
You just can't buy entertainment like this.

*waits patiently for Holly and Anna's first appearance*

DaFace
04-17-2009, 04:11 PM
Good lord this place is evil. You all make me proud.

Wa-Z
04-17-2009, 04:11 PM
You want some really depressing news? The older they get, the harder women are to live with. 20s are a breeze compared to 40 - I AM NOT looking forward to living with a woman going through menopause!

Hey the bright side..at least you won't need to use protections anymore..

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 04:13 PM
You just can't buy entertainment like this.

*waits patiently for Holly and Anna's first appearance*You have your lotion I assume.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 04:14 PM
Good lord this place is evil. You all make me proud.

I picture you as the evil mastermind, laughing softly to himself as he watches his minions go forth and destroy.

You need a big poofy chair and a cat.

Mecca
04-17-2009, 04:14 PM
You have your lotion I assume.

It puts the lotion on it's skin...

It does what it's told....

Bowser
04-17-2009, 04:14 PM
You have your lotion I assume.

Absolutely. And they better hurry.

DaFace
04-17-2009, 04:15 PM
I picture you as the evil mastermind, laughing softly to himself as he watches his minions go forth and destroy.

You need a big poofy chair and a cat.

Muahahahahaha....

keg in kc
04-17-2009, 04:15 PM
Absolutely. And they better hurry.Come on. I can't be the only one that buys viagra for friday evening internet porn.

RJ
04-17-2009, 04:16 PM
[QUOTE=the Talking Can;5679676]

And learn the lesson: don't f around with people who are smarter than you, more bored than you, and devoid of any moral center what-so-ever. It never ends well.
QUOTE]


Another sig worthy line. There were quite a few in this thread.

Pants
04-17-2009, 04:16 PM
EPIC.

CoMoChief
04-17-2009, 04:23 PM
ROFL This place is fuckin cruel. I love it.

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 04:24 PM
I have spent over 6 hours on this thread while at work.

MOhillbilly
04-17-2009, 04:25 PM
:clap:

motherfucker steped on every mine in the field.

Calcountry
04-17-2009, 04:28 PM
Start acting like Claythan and you won't have any woman problems. Cause you won't have any women.How's that Viagra working Skip?

That plus porno, and you have an even money chance at jacking off.

Wa-Z
04-17-2009, 04:30 PM
HOT DAMN!! I spent an hour on this thread just catching up...I thought it was gonna climax to a face to face meeting between these two punks...videotape and everything...too bad they both have vaginas haha..

Bowser
04-17-2009, 04:32 PM
:clap:

motherfucker steped on every mine in the field.



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burt
04-17-2009, 04:32 PM
HOT DAMN!! I spent an hour on this thread just catching up...I thought it was gonna climax to a face to face meeting between these two punks...videotape and everything...too bad they both have vaginas haha..

It was kinda like a basket ball game. I caught the beginning and the end.....I got the good shit and saved like.....5 hours.

RJ
04-17-2009, 04:33 PM
:clap:

mother****er steped on every mine in the field.



Yep, and then he ran back in to see if he'd missed any.

Amazing.

kysirsoze
04-17-2009, 04:33 PM
Just caught up to this thread. I need a nap.

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 04:37 PM
Yeah.....I think it's dead now.

Buck
04-17-2009, 04:37 PM
By "His Girl", H4L0 (aka Preston) meant that one time they went out in a big group of friends and Preston was too drunk to drive home, so she let him crash on her couch.

Am I right, H4L0?

"Bob" Dobbs
04-17-2009, 04:38 PM
Good God. NEVER EVER fuck with the Planet. This is the greatest thread EVAH!

Wa-Z
04-17-2009, 04:39 PM
Hey since CP is the bad guy they have someone to talk smack on instead of themselves...problem solved!!!! Now you can all live happily ever after!!

Buck
04-17-2009, 04:40 PM
I already nominated it for the HOC

I guess if its dead, its time for it to go.

Skip Towne
04-17-2009, 04:40 PM
How's that Viagra working Skip?

That plus porno, and you have an even money chance at jacking off.

You can slither on back into DC now.

MOhillbilly
04-17-2009, 04:41 PM
By "His Girl", H4L0 (aka Preston) meant that one time they went out in a big group of friends and Preston was too drunk to drive home, so she let him crash on her couch.

Am I right, H4L0?

fuck i hope this thread 'finds' its way to her.

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 04:43 PM
I already nominated it for the HOC

I guess if its dead, its time for it to go.

Yeah...I called that bitch in post #347.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5676649&postcount=347

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 04:44 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/1596168518_53e41e2c8d.jpg

kstater
04-17-2009, 04:44 PM
I already nominated it for the HOC

I guess if its dead, its time for it to go.

Hell no, everyone who works decent hours needs to catch up and comment. Plus when Preston gets home from flipping burgers at MickyD's, he might show up after consuming a couple wine coolers.

Buck
04-17-2009, 04:45 PM
Hell no, everyone who works decent hours needs to catch up and comment. Plus when Preston gets home from flipping burgers at MickyD's, he might show up after consuming a couple wine coolers.

Good point.

Delano
04-17-2009, 04:47 PM
Not bad.

I go work for four hours and this shit got hot.

I'd really like to see Anna post. That would tie the whole thing together.

Bowser
04-17-2009, 04:49 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/1596168518_53e41e2c8d.jpg

LMAO

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 04:49 PM
I understand and I deeply apologize.






























http://www.facebook.com/profi/pic.php?uid=AAAA1dJu3wpvSLMe60J8EkhQAAAAmlRkT-FkdXvmjAisPzNsKb

The thread climaxed right about here if you ask me.

Buck
04-17-2009, 04:50 PM
Not bad.

I go work for four hours and this shit got hot.

I'd really like to see Anna post. That would tie the whole thing together.

Her and/or Guy #2

Mecca
04-17-2009, 04:50 PM
Not bad.

I go work for four hours and this shit got hot.

I'd really like to see Anna post. That would tie the whole thing together.

Are we back to Lebowski posts?

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 04:51 PM
The thread climaxed right about here if you ask me.

All I'm getting is a red X.

Calcountry
04-17-2009, 04:51 PM
If it's really "just friends" and if you two are really involved to the point of considering living together, then you should just go to the movie with her.

Flip the switch on her...

Say "Great, movies sound cool, it will be nice to meet this group" and if she pushes back on that, you can do what comes naturally.

Obviously, I'm with the rest of the majority here... I think you're getting played and she has very likely already crossed 'that line'. I don't know you, but if this relationship is seriously at the point to where you should be moving in together (which is a major mistake anyway), then this trip to the movies wouldn't be happening.

Ask yourself this... make a list of what is different with the two of you NOW compared to before her friend met this guy and his crew? Hell, put on a hat and glasses and go to the movie - have a friend go and check out what happens with that group. It will clear things up a hell of a lot faster for you. But, if it is just friends and you're busted ... then yeah, you're SOL. So, have a buddy go.

I can understand her having guy friends... with people she knew before you two were an item, but this li'l episode won't end well.Fug all that, just ask her to swap cell phones whith you for a day. If she hesitates at all, tell her the following. "It has been nice knowing you, but it's over. I just want you to know one thing, I will always fondly remember F****ng you".

Not another word after that, change your cell phone number and move on.

Mecca
04-17-2009, 04:53 PM
All I'm getting is a red X.

It's this...

Delano
04-17-2009, 04:53 PM
Are we back to Lebowski posts?

We never left, duder.

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 04:53 PM
All I'm getting is a red X.

Page 91

Post 1351

Delano
04-17-2009, 04:54 PM
Her and/or Guy #2

Preston says he's too much of a gentleman. ROFL

Mecca
04-17-2009, 04:54 PM
Fug all that, just ask her to swap cell phones whith you for a day. If she hesitates at all, tell her the following. "It has been nice knowing you, but it's over. I just want you to know one thing, I will always fondly remember F****ng you".

Not another word after that, change your cell phone number and move on.

Even if someone is completely honest I wouldn't want to switch phones with them...that's just awkward and what if you don't like each others friends..

That's just begging to ask for all sorts of problems.

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 04:54 PM
All I'm getting is a red X.

how about now?

86880

RustShack
04-17-2009, 04:54 PM
The thread climaxed right about here if you ask me.

You should take the picture out of your quote...

Delano
04-17-2009, 04:55 PM
You should take the picture out of your quote...

Is that your broad in the picture, or Preston's?

RustShack
04-17-2009, 04:55 PM
It's this...

Seriously quit with the pictures of her..

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 04:55 PM
ROFL

RustShack
04-17-2009, 04:57 PM
I think its gone on long enough, lets put it in the hall and let it die.

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 04:57 PM
Are we back to Lebowski posts?

Let me get this straight. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city I have to compensate for it?

Mecca
04-17-2009, 04:58 PM
Is that your broad in the picture, or Preston's?

Broad is such a great term of endearment...

I wonder if she'd let anyone pee in her butt.

stevieray
04-17-2009, 04:58 PM
You should take the picture out of your quote...


don't you ever read the planet?

hopefully you've learned something.

Pestilence
04-17-2009, 04:59 PM
I think its gone on long enough, lets put it in the hall and let it die.

Are you dumping her or what?

DaneMcCloud
04-17-2009, 04:59 PM
3) You're all a bunch of lowlives and scum

Rule number one of Chiefsplanet: Never FUCK with Chiefsplanet.

Rule number two of Chiefsplanet: NEVER FUCK WITH CHIEFSPLANET.

Mecca
04-17-2009, 05:00 PM
Are you dumping her or what?

Apparently not with his concern of the pictures.

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 05:01 PM
We need to ask DaFace to come in and clean up this mess.

















http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/Rustshack.jpg

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 05:01 PM
Are you dumping her or what?

Yeah whats up? The proverbially load has been blown but we don't know where it landed.

Mecca
04-17-2009, 05:02 PM
We need to ask DaFace to come in and clean up this mess.

















http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/Rustshack.jpg

Brains!

Mecca
04-17-2009, 05:03 PM
Yeah whats up? The proverbially load has been blown but we don't know where it landed.

Oh great you shouldn't have gone there man...

Now there are going to be photoshopped pics of her being bukkaked to show where the load landed.

kcbubb
04-17-2009, 05:03 PM
Hell no, everyone who works decent hours needs to catch up and comment. Plus when Preston gets home from flipping burgers at MickyD's, he might show up after consuming a couple wine coolers.

wow... i read the highlights of most of this thread and it was ROFL. wow... in rustshack's attempt for advice he gets his girls pics and his own posted all over CP. unbelievable. preston or H4LO made it even funnier.

his blog cracks me up. why post your personal diary???? unbelievable.

kstater
04-17-2009, 05:04 PM
You should take the picture out of your quote...

/

At this point, the blood's in the water. He's collateral damage now.

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 05:04 PM
Oh great you shouldn't have gone there man...

Now there are going to be photoshopped pics of her being bukkaked to show where the load landed.

This thread needed a burst, ROFLROFL

Buck
04-17-2009, 05:05 PM
The thread climaxed right about here if you ask me.

I almost climaxed when I saw your Avvy...

Donger
04-17-2009, 05:08 PM
This thread needed a burst, ROFLROFL

Where did you post the video about her breasts?

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 05:08 PM
I almost climaxed when I saw your Avvy...

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/41/43/salma-hayek-cleavage-3.0.0.0x0.400x532.jpeg

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/27934_salma_hayek_ugly_betty_press_conference_21_122_514lo.thumbnail.jpg

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/26215_salma_hayek_ugly_betty_press_conference_04_122_341lo.thumbnail.jpg

Donger
04-17-2009, 05:10 PM
Look at the fun bags on that hose hound.

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 05:10 PM
Where did you post the video about her breasts?

page 86

Crush
04-17-2009, 05:10 PM
fantastic

Donger
04-17-2009, 05:11 PM
page 86

What post #, please.

Mecca
04-17-2009, 05:11 PM
Didn't Salma Hayek marry some really old fuck?

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 05:11 PM
What post #, please.

1283

Buck
04-17-2009, 05:12 PM
P.S.

Crush should be getting all the credit here.

Hes the first one to find out Preston's last name.

Good Job.

"Bob" Dobbs
04-17-2009, 05:12 PM
An epic beatdown AND Salma Hayek's luscious rack. ALL IN ONE THREAD MOTHERFUCKERS!!! CP kicks so much ass.

RJ
04-17-2009, 05:13 PM
Rule number one of Chiefsplanet: Never **** with Chiefsplanet.

Rule number two of Chiefsplanet: NEVER **** WITH CHIEFSPLANET.



Rule Number three of Chiefsplanet: Obey all rules.

Crush
04-17-2009, 05:14 PM
P.S.

Crush should be getting all the credit here.

Hes the first one to find out Preston's last name.

Good Job.


Nah, it was just luck. A simple google of "H4L0" and "Preston" brought the case wide open.

That guy is such a dumbass.

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2009, 05:14 PM
I want ANNA to come in here, and show off her car while wearing a bikini.

OH HAI, GUYS!!!

Mecca
04-17-2009, 05:14 PM
Here's Salma Hayek...and the guy she married..

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/06/23-End%20of%20Month/selma-hayek-marriage.jpg

Someone wanna tell me HOW that happened?

Donger
04-17-2009, 05:15 PM
1283

My thanks.

Buck
04-17-2009, 05:15 PM
He must like Fishsticks.

Crush
04-17-2009, 05:16 PM
LMAO

This thread is already No. 4 on Google.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&num=100&q=H4L0+Preston&btnG=Search

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 05:17 PM
Here's Salma Hayek...and the guy she married..

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/06/23-End%20of%20Month/selma-hayek-marriage.jpg

Someone wanna tell me HOW that happened?

She had to of lost a bet or something

burt
04-17-2009, 05:18 PM
Nah, it was just luck. A simple google of "H4L0" and "Preston" brought the case wide open.

That guy is such a dumbass.

I googled H4LO and got this.....www.mylovedtwinks.com

kstater
04-17-2009, 05:19 PM
I'm thinking that Preston bats for the other team. He's stayed over at his "girls" house, but isn't dating her. He was "amazed" by Grand Torino, he gets excited going bowling with the guys, and he has a cat.



Edit: T.B.A. found out that Preston likes twinks.
Edit #2: He likes bonzaid trees. http://forums.bonsaisite.com/index.php?showtopic=16810&st=0

kstater
04-17-2009, 05:19 PM
I googled H4LO and got this.....www.mylovedtwinks.com

LMAO, I swear I didn't see it before my previous post.

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 05:22 PM
I forgot this one

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2155/2534279378_29cbfbf4e8.jpg

rockymtnchief
04-17-2009, 05:24 PM
LMAO

This thread is already No. 4 on Google.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&num=100&q=H4L0+Preston&btnG=Search

Damn, you don't need to be on reality tv to become famous anymore. Just start some shit here, get your ass kicked, and take a seat next to Amarosa.

DaneMcCloud
04-17-2009, 05:25 PM
Here's Salma Hayek...and the guy she married..

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/06/23-End%20of%20Month/selma-hayek-marriage.jpg

Someone wanna tell me HOW that happened?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Jenson71
04-17-2009, 05:25 PM
I googled H4LO and got this.....www.mylovedtwinks.com

:cuss:

Crush
04-17-2009, 05:25 PM
She had to of lost a bet or something


I smell... Satan. That guy must have sold his soul to the Devil.

kstater
04-17-2009, 05:27 PM
:cuss:

Yeah, you're pretty stupid if you clicked that link.

Jenson71
04-17-2009, 05:28 PM
Yeah, you're pretty stupid if you clicked that link.

My Loved Twinks? I don't know the slang these days.

Mecca
04-17-2009, 05:28 PM
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Doesn't she have a bunch of money as it is?

Mecca
04-17-2009, 05:28 PM
My Loved Twinks? I don't know the slang these days.

Twinks=teh ghey

Buck
04-17-2009, 05:29 PM
Ok, I think its lost its burst for the last time.

RIP Thread.

You were a good one.

Crush
04-17-2009, 05:30 PM
My Loved Twinks? I don't know the slang these days.


Lucky for you, shitgoose has supplied plenty of eye bleach.

kstater
04-17-2009, 05:35 PM
This thread has made the top 20 in views all-time. I don't know how accurate it is since the database was so messed up. But the moo thread is on there.

QuikSsurfer
04-17-2009, 05:37 PM
very cute

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/Rustshack-1.jpg

shitgoose
04-17-2009, 05:38 PM
very cute

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/Rustshack-1.jpg

:clap:
ROFLROFL

Buck
04-17-2009, 05:43 PM
RustShack, Waterloo cant be that big of a town.

When you run into Preston, beat his ass.

Pants
04-17-2009, 05:50 PM
Linking to gay porn = gay. Goddammit.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2009, 05:56 PM
It's all my fault.

I should have been here to warn you. This place lives to destroy fuktards like you, but we always give them fair warning.

The last guy who ignored my warning was outed as a child molester. So, you just being a loser it seems to me you're getting off easy.

And learn the lesson: don't f around with people who are smarter than you, more bored than you, and devoid of any moral center what-so-ever. It never ends well.

My last piece of advice is this: leave and never post again and hope we forget about you. Kirstie Tynes 3rd hit on google is the Chiefsplanet. Is that what you want?

run along, kid....run along...


I'm pretty good with finding people who don't want to be found. I get paid to do it. This place fucking amazes me though.

kstater
04-17-2009, 05:59 PM
I can't believe this didn't get any play.

He likes bonzai trees. http://forums.bonsaisite.com/index.php?showtopic=16810&st=15&p=141927&#entry141927

KcMizzou
04-17-2009, 06:09 PM
Please do. PLEASE try. Seriously, "out" me.:doh!:

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2009, 06:11 PM
:doh!:

Yeah dude. I told him right when he said it he was making a big fucking mistake.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2009, 06:12 PM
This thread just regained it's burst.

This thread's had like 5 bursts.

DaneMcCloud
04-17-2009, 06:15 PM
Doesn't she have a bunch of money as it is?

Her husband is a billionaire.

See, money doesn't matter at all?

:D

JASONSAUTO
04-17-2009, 06:25 PM
damn this thread came a LONG way from last night, what did i miss(the condensed version)?

Delano
04-17-2009, 06:26 PM
damn this thread came a LONG way from last night, what did i miss(the condensed version)?

You missed ten people ask the same question you did.

Claythan made an appearance and started talking shit about you, I can't remember what page it was on. Somewhere in the middle.

kstater
04-17-2009, 06:26 PM
damn this thread came a LONG way from last night, what did i miss(the condensed version)?

Absolutley nothing.

JASONSAUTO
04-17-2009, 06:28 PM
You missed ten people ask the same question you did.

that took almost 100 pages?:D hey i'm the one who guessed he was a thrid:D

Buck
04-17-2009, 06:29 PM
Yeah, I was surprised to see Clay show back up, but at least he was funny.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2009, 06:40 PM
Fuck Jason, Clay absolutely owned your ass in this thread. It was crazy.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2009, 06:41 PM
Damn. You're oooollllldddd as fuck.

I completely missed this the first time around. Allow me to issue a hearty FUCK YOU!!!

JASONSAUTO
04-17-2009, 06:44 PM
Fuck Jason, Clay absolutely owned your ass in this thread. It was crazy.

thats fine i could care less, the thing with claythan is that he says shit that is totally wrong sometimes and then acts holier than thou. it's bullshit IMO, he would/could be a good guy yet he refuses

CoMoChief
04-17-2009, 06:44 PM
Please tell me it's this one. ROFL

Nice earing, queer. ROFL

SPATCH
04-17-2009, 06:47 PM
holy fizuck... this thread got out of hand fast

Delano
04-17-2009, 06:48 PM
thats fine i could care less, the thing with claythan is that he says shit that is totally wrong sometimes and then acts holier than thou. it's bullshit IMO, he would/could be a good guy yet he refuses

True. I mean, what he said about you was totttttalllly wrong.

I have no idea how he found a picture of you either. You have to admit, the photoshops were kind of funny.

Mecca
04-17-2009, 06:50 PM
Totally wrong can be pretty funny sometimes.

Buck
04-17-2009, 06:51 PM
True. I mean, what he said about you was totttttalllly wrong.

I have no idea how he found a picture of you either. You have to admit, the photoshops were kind of funny.

Very Funny Indeed.

Calcountry
04-17-2009, 06:51 PM
Even if someone is completely honest I wouldn't want to switch phones with them...that's just awkward and what if you don't like each others friends..

That's just begging to ask for all sorts of problems.Dude, the dude was going to move in with the chick. Back in the day, that would mean sharing the same phone number and phone. If you can swap juices with one another, surely, a little phone swap should be no trouble at all. Each of you ought to be able to handle the others friends in a trustworthy manner if you are committed enough to live together.

The only problem that you are afraid of, is that your mother would keep calling you, thus embarrasing you to your girl.

Buck
04-17-2009, 06:52 PM
What did people do that had Relationship Problems before the internet?

Mecca
04-17-2009, 06:53 PM
What if your best friend hated your girlfriend and called you alot...that would create issues.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2009, 06:53 PM
What did people do that had Relationship Problems before the internet?

Domestic Violence, and Dear Abby.

"Bob" Dobbs
04-17-2009, 06:54 PM
What did people do that had Relationship Problems before the internet?Survive them. LOL

KcMizzou
04-17-2009, 06:57 PM
What did people do that had Relationship Problems before the internet?Drown their sorrows.

SPATCH
04-17-2009, 06:58 PM
Drown their sorrows.

fuckin A...

pain-go-bye-bye juice

Calcountry
04-17-2009, 06:58 PM
What if your best friend hated your girlfriend and called you alot...that would create issues.I'm sorry, I grabbed the wrong phone today dude, here is the number of my phone, call her there.

How fugging lame can you be you dumb ass one phone wonder. I have 5 phugging phones that I manage.

I tell my daughter when I drop her off to HS in the morning, grab a phone, don't cost nothin.

JASONSAUTO
04-17-2009, 07:00 PM
True. I mean, what he said about you was totttttalllly wrong.

I have no idea how he found a picture of you either. You have to admit, the photoshops were kind of funny.

:clap: no pics of me on the internet anywhere that i'm aware of

Buck
04-17-2009, 07:01 PM
:clap: no pics of me on the internet anywhere that i'm aware of

Is that a Challenge?

Mecca
04-17-2009, 07:02 PM
I'm sorry, I grabbed the wrong phone today dude, here is the number of my phone, call her there.

How fugging lame can you be you dumb ass one phone wonder. I have 5 phugging phones that I manage.

I tell my daughter when I drop her off to HS in the morning, grab a phone, don't cost nothin.

Also some would consider this invading privacy...I know some people don't believe in this whole but pulling this with alot of people would piss them off. Like going through their drawers and such.

JASONSAUTO
04-17-2009, 07:07 PM
Is that a Challenge?

NO:D

Delano
04-17-2009, 07:09 PM
Is that a Challenge?

NO:D

ROFL

JASONSAUTO
04-17-2009, 07:11 PM
ROFL

i know better i was in the last shyguy thread too. i really dont know how pics of me could be on the webz but who knows.

Delano
04-17-2009, 07:12 PM
i know better i was in the last shyguy thread too. i really dont know how pics of me could be on the webz but who knows.

Claythan is a google master. He must have found your pics on a newspaper website or something...

JASONSAUTO
04-17-2009, 07:13 PM
Claythan is a google master. He must have found your pics on a newspaper website or something...

ROFL ok

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2009, 07:15 PM
It was epic. My shit is set to 10 posts a page otherwise I'd go dig it up myself.

Mecca
04-17-2009, 07:15 PM
He found your pic...you were staring at a transmission with a look of "damn that's sexy"

JASONSAUTO
04-17-2009, 07:16 PM
He found your pic...you were staring at a transmission with a look of "damn that's sexy"

ROFL i do that everyday, usually it's a big block that i'm dreaming of though

Delano
04-17-2009, 07:17 PM
He found your pic...you were staring at a transmission with a look of "damn that's sexy"

He was staring at an FBI computer with a look of "ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone."

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2009, 07:19 PM
He was staring at an FBI computer with a look of "ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone."

Scarrey, but not rarery.

JASONSAUTO
04-17-2009, 07:19 PM
He was staring at an FBI computer with a look of "ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone."

that was a good one that mecca pulled out too. and me? i'm not lonely i have a great family(wife and 2 girls) anf great friends(at least 20 over in about an hour for cards and booze:D)

Mecca
04-17-2009, 07:23 PM
I don't think I'd want 20 friends..that's to big a circle.

Delano
04-17-2009, 07:26 PM
i'm not lonely i have a great family(wife and 2 girls) anf great friends(at least 20 over in about an hour for cards and booze:D)

That was a play on the Asian/Sauto part of the joke.

You are a good sport. Please tell me you at least sifted through a few pages looking for Claythan.

Delano
04-17-2009, 07:27 PM
I don't think I'd want 20 friends..that's to big a circle.

What if they were hot girls in a circle who loved casual, reverse bukkakes (several girls, one dude).

JASONSAUTO
04-17-2009, 07:27 PM
I don't think I'd want 20 friends..that's to big a circle.

girls and guys, some are the wife's friends. so they are "our" friends:D i know just about everyone in town and hang out with many people(smaller town) hell when i was in KC we would have HUGE partys we lived in a pretty close knit neighborhood(back then) hell i would bet anything i could go to the old neighborhood and the old crew is still sitting in a yard on Boeke st.

Mecca
04-17-2009, 07:28 PM
What if they were hot girls in a circle who loved casual, reverse bukkakes (several girls, one dude).

Well that is of course different...

JASONSAUTO
04-17-2009, 07:30 PM
That was a play on the Asian/Sauto part of the joke.

You are a good sport. Please tell me you at least sifted through a few pages looking for Claythan.

i've grown as a poster, i started out like 1x2 and now i'm a legit 5x7 one day i hope to be a billboard:D would you feel better if i HAD looked back? i said what my problem with claythan is. i USED to have a problem with mecca but i figured him out and find him pretty funny now, clay on the other hand... my point is treat others well and it will come back around to you

Delano
04-17-2009, 07:32 PM
Well that is of course different...

What if they became high maintenance and demanded you get rid of your recliner?

Bi_polar
04-17-2009, 07:36 PM
What if they became high maintenance and demanded you get rid of your recliner?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJwRuNtvDTk

Simply Red
04-17-2009, 07:47 PM
if they have a good personality and aren't great looking, then who fucking cares?

RJ
04-17-2009, 07:48 PM
that took almost 100 pages?:D hey i'm the one who guessed he was a thrid:D


I mentioned that earlier.

What did you see that you knew he was a Preston III?

JASONSAUTO
04-17-2009, 07:51 PM
I mentioned that earlier.

What did you see that you knew he was a Preston III?

the rumprangerish way he acted and things like his friend didnt want to fuck her...etc. and with a name like preston i just automatically thought of PRESTON _______ ________ THE THIRD. actually i think iowanian was on the same wavelength as me

booger
04-17-2009, 07:52 PM
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RJ
04-17-2009, 07:53 PM
the rumprangerish way he acted and things like his friend didnt want to **** her...etc. and with a name like preston i just automatically thought of PRESTON _______ ________ THE THIRD. actually i think iowanian was on the same wavelength as me


Well, he was certainly puzzled by it.

Course, a guy like that would be puzzled more often than not.

JASONSAUTO
04-17-2009, 07:54 PM
Well, he was certainly puzzled by it.

Course, a guy like that would be puzzled more often than not.

yep and yeah i was on it right off the bat

ChiefButthurt
04-17-2009, 08:46 PM
I think sometimes they can though. I have guys who I took baths with when I was 2, you know? Their parents were best friends with mine. They're like brothers and the thought of being with any of them in that kind of way is just gross.

I agree agout the age 2 thing. However, as an adult, a guy that hangs with another chick is just looking for something extra. Regardless if she is married or involved with someone. A guy on the prowl DOES NOT care if he's effin up someone elses life. Seen it too many times.

ChiefButthurt
04-17-2009, 08:50 PM
I don't know about that...

I mean, I used to operate under the same reasoning...but lately I've started piling up a lot of friends that are girls that I have no intentions on sleeping with...

But yeah, in the case of ol' rustshack...that girl is already ****ing that guy. I guarantee it.

All he'd have to do is sneak in to her place, grab her phone, look through her text messages...he'll get all the evidence he needs.

I can't stress to any of you ENOUGH about girls with "boyfriends"...the last two girls I've actually dated HAD boyfriends the first time I had sex with them...and they probably had sex with 150 dudes behind my back as well (and I probably did the same to them)...

Life is much more fulfilling when you operate like me...no morals, no convictions...shit, it's my world, all you homos are just living in it!

Come on Hootie you just proved my point, guys on the prowl do not care if they jack up someones life by butting in. Now that doesn't make HER innocent, she needs to keep her pussy in her pants.

ChiefButthurt
04-17-2009, 08:51 PM
I generally sleep 15 hours a day...sometimes more. I go on long drinking binges that require that much sleep for ample recovery time...

when I happen to have a girl with me in my bed...I can't sleep...I stare...I hate life...I hate people in my bed. It drives me insane. IF I get married...my bed is going to be a double king and she's sleeping on the floor.


Dude, the irony is that you're from Normal Illinois.

kstater
04-17-2009, 09:00 PM
ChiefPote is in for a long night if he's going to comment as he reads through the thread.

JOhn
04-17-2009, 09:09 PM
ChiefPote is in for a long night if he's going to comment as he reads through the thread.

I could use the entertainment, but really don't have the energy today, especially now that I'm at work and the place is falling apart........


Could someone give me the cliff note answers to the following.....

What did Gochiefs say that was bad ....this time.
Was/is he actually banned? (please)
Was he impersonating someone & if so who?

And if he was banned, can someone please make it for good?

ArrowheadMagic
04-17-2009, 09:12 PM
Has RustShack been back? And which one was/is his girl?

kstater
04-17-2009, 09:14 PM
I could use the entertainment, but really don't have the energy today, especially now that I'm at work and the place is falling apart........


Could someone give me the cliff note answers to the following.....

What did Gochiefs say that was bad ....this time.He mocked a posters terminal illness, though not in this thread.
Was/is he actually banned? (please) No
Was he impersonating someone & if so who?No

And if he was banned, can someone please make it for good?\

JOhn
04-17-2009, 09:16 PM
\

Figures....

damn
and damn again

Same old GoChiefs

Buck
04-17-2009, 09:26 PM
Someone should make a Cliff-Notes Thread for this thread.

Delano
04-17-2009, 09:30 PM
\

GoChiefs is impersonating DCS. /mikey3456465

booger
04-17-2009, 09:39 PM
preston fart masks stevo. Preston wins. This thread is opposite.
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Ari Chi3fs
04-18-2009, 12:50 AM
Could someone give me the cliff note answers to the following.....

What did Gochiefs say that was bad ....this time.
Was/is he actually banned? (please)
Was he impersonating someone & if so who?

And if he was banned, can someone please make it for good?

a mod should add a disclaimer to the thread opening....

ChiefButthurt
04-18-2009, 10:24 PM
ChiefPote is in for a long night if he's going to comment as he reads through the thread.


I agree, but I gave up after the first 15 pages.

Skip Towne
04-19-2009, 02:15 PM
We surely aren't through with this thread yet. So what happened with Rust and his girl?

AustinChief
04-19-2009, 05:36 PM
We surely aren't through with this thread yet. So what happened with Rust and his girl?

Good question...

btw, I am doing a little fishing.. so I may move this thread back if anything develops

Pablo
04-20-2009, 12:12 AM
Good question...

btw, I am doing a little fishing.. so I may move this thread back if anything developsExcellent.

This thread can probably go for a 5th, 6th, 7th, etc. burst.

Jewish Rabbi
04-22-2009, 02:30 AM
We surely aren't through with this thread yet. So what happened with Rust and his girl?

I heard RustShack got a sex change and is actually now a girl.

Bi_polar
05-11-2009, 11:52 AM
Say you've been with a girl for awhile, and your about to move in together. She goes to the bars with a few friends once every week or two and doesn't like you to come with. Her friend meets a guy and they start hanging out with his friends, and after a few weeks your girlfriend is going to a movie alone with one of the friends but she says its "just as friends". What would you do or think?

did you get everything settled? i'll give you my cell, if you need it.

thanks

QuikSsurfer
07-13-2009, 12:14 AM
bump

RustShack
07-13-2009, 02:41 AM
bump

Broke up with her a few days after thread ended. Had sex with her a few times after, haven't talked to her since. Have a new GF. :thumb:

Mr. Plow
07-13-2009, 10:28 AM
bump


ROFL

Predarat
07-19-2009, 09:14 PM
Broke up with her a few days after thread ended. Had sex with her a few times after, haven't talked to her since. Have a new GF. :thumb:

Outstanding!!!!! You got your man points back for that!

RaiderH8r
07-23-2009, 01:03 PM
Broke up with her a few days after thread ended. Had sex with her a few times after, haven't talked to her since. Have a new GF. :thumb:

Did you blast her in the ass and pee in her mouth? You should really have peed in her butt. If you didn't don't worry, there will be plenty of girls in the years to come who will give you ample justification for peeing in their butt. Consider this one of the many lessons you learned from this experience.

RustShack
08-01-2009, 11:00 PM
Outstanding!!!!! You got your man points back for that!

Broke up with the new GF too

sedated
08-11-2009, 06:20 AM
wow. some times I doubt the planet. but there are so many reminders of how ruthless you f**kers can be. and people think we need more strict mods? hahahahaha

crazzycat
08-19-2009, 02:05 AM
Say you've been with a girl for awhile, and your about to move in together. She goes to the bars with a few friends once every week or two and doesn't like you to come with. Her friend meets a guy and they start hanging out with his friends, and after a few weeks your girlfriend is going to a movie alone with one of the friends but she says its "just as friends". What would you do or think?

Maybe she needs some time to think and compair u and other boys to discover that she loves only u:rolleyes:

Pink Paradise 2010
11-01-2009, 11:59 AM
i would be a little upset, but i would make sure i met that friend. that way you know what is going on

Buck
12-17-2009, 12:19 PM
Preston Deleted his account

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=3479619

stumppy
12-17-2009, 01:13 PM
Preston Deleted his account

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=3479619


Damn, thats too bad. I was hoping to kick back and have a few beers with him..............................................and his latest girlfriend.:D

Simply Red
02-23-2010, 05:49 PM
I don't know the dude and I personally have no problem with him but Holly is my girls best friend and honestly i'd rather not have her face all over the ****ing internet.

Newsflash, I peed in her butt, your girl's.

RustShack
02-28-2010, 07:10 PM
Newsflash, I peed in her butt, your girl's.

Hopefully before she left him.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-02-2010, 10:11 PM
Test

hayleyfrasa
07-01-2010, 10:44 PM
walk away from the relationship

vailpass
07-05-2010, 04:20 PM
Sometimes I really like this place

jenilalane
01-27-2011, 03:33 AM
Hey just joining, glad to be in! I'm Dani and I am inspired by my near death experience, I'm a fan of working and becoming healthful :)

Sooo anyways, enough about me, see you all-around and hello yet again haha.

PS, how do I change the little picture thingy like some people have, I like it but can't figure it out haha

Sofa King
01-27-2011, 10:28 AM
Hey just joining, glad to be in! I'm Dani and I am inspired by my near death experience, I'm a fan of working and becoming healthful :)

Sooo anyways, enough about me, see you all-around and hello yet again haha.

PS, how do I change the little picture thingy like some people have, I like it but can't figure it out haha


TELL ME MOAR ABOUT THIS NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE!!!