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Denver Dave
04-21-2009, 01:49 AM
They look pretty spiffy to me. I hope we get the chance to kick your ass wearing them.

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Claysexual
04-21-2009, 02:01 AM
Were people color blind back in the day?

KCChiefsMan
04-21-2009, 02:02 AM
huh?

beavis
04-21-2009, 02:05 AM
The Denver UPSGuys

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 02:09 AM
Of course SD's is about as ghey as the day is long.

What the fuck were people thinking when they did this shit? Was there a contest among the owners to see who could out-butt ugly each other?

"Festive" is great for Ringling Brothers Circus, but I thought this was supposed to be a warriors sport.

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 02:11 AM
The Denver UPSGuys

Those socks remind me of that banana ice cream novelty the ice cream man used to sell back in the day.

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 02:20 AM
"If we take this baby blue and trim it in red, we can induce vomiting without medication"!!!

"Excelsior"!

fuck me...

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-21-2009, 02:41 AM
Those Denver uniforms look like someone took a shit in a toilet bowl full of three day old hangover piss.

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 02:43 AM
Those Denver uniforms look like someone took a shit in a toilet bowl full of three day old hangover piss.

ROFL

"You too can be a landing beacon"!

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-21-2009, 02:52 AM
I still can't believe we have the cocksucking state of Texas on the helmet of our team. That's a slap in the face of 90%+ of the fans who actually patronize the games.

The fucking people of Jackson County funded almost all of the stadium construction.

Ultra Peanut
04-21-2009, 02:59 AM
pee pee poo poo

that is your color combo

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 02:59 AM
I still can't believe we have the cocksucking state of Texas on the helmet of our team. That's a slap in the face of 90%+ of the fans who actually patronize the games.

The fucking people of Jackson County funded almost all of the stadium construction.

(Insert annoyingly nasal voice here)

"It's not about Kansas City, Texas, or you and me; it's about the origins of the AFL, so just pipe down and play along, 'mkay"?

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 03:08 AM
pee pee poo poo

that is your color combo

It's like the Bad News Bears meets something from a brown place.

A horrible, horrible brown place.

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 03:10 AM
I hereby declare the away uni;

"Striped Turd Burglar"

Jenson71
04-21-2009, 03:36 AM
What do you mean by "sick"?

I went to a Chiefs game a few years ago and a 40 year old guy yelled out "CMON DANTE! DO SOMETHING SICK!" Needless to say, my brother and I still laugh about it today.

Mile High Mania
04-21-2009, 04:40 AM
I hope they're only wearing those for 1 game... and I hope I have something to do that day that I can't avoid. Man, those are some ugly threads.

rad
04-21-2009, 05:13 AM
(Insert annoyingly nasal voice here)

"It's not about Kansas City, Texas, or you and me; it's about the origins of the AFL, so just pipe down and play along, 'mkay"?

It's a uniform dude, stop being metro about it. You'll have enough to bitch about on draft day.

Pioli Zombie
04-21-2009, 05:24 AM
What do you mean by "sick"?

I went to a Chiefs game a few years ago and a 40 year old guy yelled out "CMON DANTE! DO SOMETHING SICK!" Needless to say, my brother and I still laugh about it today.

Oh no, he was 40??? That old????

I'm going to go into a corner and die now.
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HypnotizedMonkey
04-21-2009, 05:48 AM
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9241/broncosu2.jpg

thong!

KcFanInGA
04-21-2009, 06:14 AM
nice throwback, donkos. hope you dont make the women and children wear them. as for ours, that was the logo in that time period. it is what it is.

wild1
04-21-2009, 06:22 AM
I would say those are the worst uniforms I have ever seen.

Red Beans
04-21-2009, 06:25 AM
A bunch of brown and yellow turds...

InChiefsHell
04-21-2009, 06:30 AM
The ghey hat with the smilin' faggot is priceless. I betcha those sell like hotcakes in Dungver...

stlchiefs
04-21-2009, 06:45 AM
The Cutler jersey at the press conference is my favorite part. GO JAY!

"Bob" Dobbs
04-21-2009, 06:58 AM
The Cutler jersey at the press conference is my favorite part. GO, JAY!FYP

Iowanian
04-21-2009, 07:01 AM
At least when the Chiefs beat this shit out of the Donkeys, the brown pants and sock stripes will help camoflage the carnage.

Frazod
04-21-2009, 07:15 AM
Looks like the inside of my toilet after a healthy dump but before flushing. Yuck.

EyePod
04-21-2009, 07:46 AM
You're right, I do feel sick after looking at these pieces of garbage.

KCrockaholic
04-21-2009, 07:47 AM
Looks like the inside of my toilet after a healthy dump but before flushing. Yuck.

Just about to say the same thing. Those jerseys are horrible.

Jerm
04-21-2009, 07:48 AM
The Denver Fightin' Charlie Browns.

Monty
04-21-2009, 07:50 AM
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Check out the refs uniform. Shouldn't they be wearing throwback unis too? If the teams have to wear butt ugly unis, the refs should too! :thumb:

Fansy the Famous Bard
04-21-2009, 07:57 AM
To honor the greatest quarterback in the history of quarterbacks, the entire team will be wearing Cutler's number in loving memory.

Buck
04-21-2009, 08:09 AM
Of course SD's is about as ghey as the day is long.

What the **** were people thinking when they did this shit? Was there a contest among the owners to see who could out-butt ugly each other?

"Festive" is great for Ringling Brothers Circus, but I thought this was supposed to be a warriors sport.

You are stupid.

San Diego's Powder Blue is considered by many to be one of the nicest uni's of all time.

Al Bundy
04-21-2009, 08:30 AM
The Donks unis look like the Wyoming Cowboys.

allen_kcCard
04-21-2009, 08:32 AM
McDaniels was seen asking for one to be fixed with a Cassel on the back.

Chiefs Pantalones
04-21-2009, 08:32 AM
When will the Chiefs unveil theirs?

Mr. Flopnuts
04-21-2009, 08:33 AM
I heard the Broncos went to a universal cup for their players.

http://www.alvr.com/p/products/thimble350.jpg

J Diddy
04-21-2009, 08:36 AM
You are stupid.

San Diego's Powder Blue is considered by many to be one of the nicest uni's of all time.

yep the whole town of san francisco just love them to death

Molitoth
04-21-2009, 08:41 AM
Ugliest. Uniforms. Ever.

Rain Man
04-21-2009, 08:45 AM
I actually kind of like the socks.

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 08:54 AM
It's a uniform dude, stop being metro about it. You'll have enough to bitch about on draft day.

Hamas was the one bitching, I just joined in and answered his question.

ALL HAIL TEXAS!!!!

Better?

Al Bundy
04-21-2009, 09:07 AM
Coming from a non-Chiefs fan the state of Texas on the side of the helmet is an awful idea.

HypnotizedMonkey
04-21-2009, 09:18 AM
Coming from a non-Chiefs fan the state of Texas on the side of the helmet is an awful idea.

It seems a tad moronical, but i think it will be cool to see them line up against the Cowboys.

MagicHef
04-21-2009, 09:21 AM
I'm pretty excited to see them in action. Hideously awesome.

Braincase
04-21-2009, 09:30 AM
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

KCrockaholic
04-21-2009, 09:35 AM
Coming from a non-Chiefs fan the state of Texas on the side of the helmet is an awful idea.

Dude thats where the Chiefs originated from, whether or not you like Texas (which im not a fan of the state) you have to give some respect to where this franchise came from. It would make Lamar proud.

KCrockaholic
04-21-2009, 09:36 AM
It seems a tad moronical, but i think it will be cool to see them line up against the Cowboys.

Do you think we will wear those helmets when we play the Cowboys? That would be pretty sweet I think.

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 09:44 AM
Do you think we will wear those helmets when we play the Cowboys? That would be pretty sweet I think.

We are.

Dr. Johnny Fever
04-21-2009, 10:04 AM
The Denver UPSGuys

ROFL

See what brown can do to piss off their franchise QB

Those are far and away the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Are they really going to wear that shit?

morphius
04-21-2009, 10:07 AM
That is the only uni that an orange and blue combination was an improvement, entire organizational color blindness.

KCrockaholic
04-21-2009, 10:13 AM
We are.

Cool, have they released which games we will be wearing them?

vailpass
04-21-2009, 10:16 AM
Son you are old enough now to know the truth: we aren't your real parents. You were adopted when your birth parents abandoned you. We kept a picture of your birth father on your helmet. His name is Texas.
Texas is and always will be your daddy.

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 10:21 AM
Cool, have they released which games we will be wearing them?

Dallas @ Arrowhead

Denver @ Arrowhead

Oakland @ Oakland, and I feel sorry as FUCK for any Chiefs fan sitting in that stadium, even more so than usual.

KCrockaholic
04-21-2009, 10:25 AM
Dallas @ Arrowhead

Denver @ Arrowhead

Oakland @ Oakland, and I feel sorry as **** for any Chiefs fan sitting in that stadium, even more so than usual.

Thanks

Al Bundy
04-21-2009, 10:42 AM
Dude thats where the Chiefs originated from, whether or not you like Texas (which im not a fan of the state) you have to give some respect to where this franchise came from. It would make Lamar proud.

Most people alive don't even know that the Chiefs were originally from Texas. 85% of the people who happen to turn on the Cowboys game will say "Are the Cowboys playing an old Houston team?"

HemiEd
04-21-2009, 11:12 AM
I still can't believe we have the cocksucking state of Texas on the helmet of our team. That's a slap in the face of 90%+ of the fans who actually patronize the games.

The ****ing people of Jackson County funded almost all of the stadium construction.

I agree, but KCFish will be along to tell us not to worry about it.

KCrockaholic
04-21-2009, 11:15 AM
Most people alive don't even know that the Chiefs were originally from Texas. 85% of the people who happen to turn on the Cowboys game will say "Are the Cowboys playing an old Houston team?"

ROFL just reminded me...Most people alive still think the Chiefs are from Kansas.

HemiEd
04-21-2009, 11:17 AM
Son you are old enough now to know the truth: we aren't your real parents. You were adopted when your birth parents abandoned you. We kept a picture of your birth father on your helmet. His name is Texas.
Texas is and always will be your daddy.

:cuss:

Oh, and I would prefer the Texas logo, to that putrid shit color the Bronco's will be wearing. :D

thurman merman
04-21-2009, 11:26 AM
as awful as these uniforms are, i think they are still better than the regular broncos uniforms.

vailpass
04-21-2009, 11:28 AM
:cuss:

Oh, and I would prefer the Texas logo, to that putrid shit color the Bronco's will be wearing. :D

:D You got me there. KC's throwback uni's are actually fairly cool considering what Denver and SDs look like.
Big question is: who will be wearing those unis this year. Who do you want to see KC take at #3 if they don't trade the pick?

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 11:30 AM
as awful as these uniforms are, i think they are still better than the regular broncos uniforms.

That's ugly you just can't fix.

Pitt Gorilla
04-21-2009, 11:33 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/incubuscaps/Misc/01.jpg

DaneMcCloud
04-21-2009, 11:53 AM
Were people color blind back in the day?

Contrast was important in the early 60's because 99% of all televisions were black and white.

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 12:03 PM
Contrast was important in the early 60's because 99% of all televisions were black and white.

Good point.

HemiEd
04-21-2009, 12:15 PM
:D You got me there. KC's throwback uni's are actually fairly cool considering what Denver and SDs look like.
Big question is: who will be wearing those unis this year. Who do you want to see KC take at #3 if they don't trade the pick?

I think a left guard, one to replace Waters might just be the best bet at 3. :D
























HemiEd running to hide behind the couch.

vailpass
04-21-2009, 12:22 PM
I think a left guard, one to replace Waters might just be the best bet at 3. :D
























HemiEd running to hide behind the couch.

Yeah you might catch some hell from some of your brothers here but I've seen more than one mock with two OL going top 5. This draft is very important for both our teams. I hope we don't trade away picks to move up for Sanchez.

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 12:24 PM
Yeah you might catch some hell from some of your brothers here but I've seen more than one mock with two OL going top 5. This draft is very important for both our teams. I hope we don't trade away picks to move up for Sanchez.

So do we. The donks don't deserve that much talent.

RealSNR
04-21-2009, 12:43 PM
That's dumb. Denver's uniforms look like shit and piss. They may as well wear their old helmets too and complete the retard trifecta:

http://www.nationalchamps.net/Helmet_Project/NFL_Broncos_OLD4.gif

InChiefsHell
04-21-2009, 12:52 PM
You know, it's interesting in that pic with the coaches holding up the jersey's. Seems we are holding up Bowe...one would think Gonzo. BUt I digress.

...Regarding the Donk throwback...they give a whole new legitimacy to calling them Dungver...

HemiEd
04-21-2009, 01:16 PM
Yeah you might catch some hell from some of your brothers here but I've seen more than one mock with two OL going top 5. This draft is very important for both our teams. I hope we don't trade away picks to move up for Sanchez.

Yeah, I was just being a wise ass trying to stir the pot. To be honest I don't really have a clue what they should, or will do.

Is Cassel really the long term answer? Hmmm, don't know but it sure is tempting to take one of the QBs, since the 3 pick is going to command so much dough and the Chief's haven't really had a franchise QB since Len Dawson.

I was sick when the Bears traded for Cutler, and the Bronco's got all those picks. I hope they trade them all away to the Chiefs and draft a tight end. :D

joesomebody
04-21-2009, 01:44 PM
Just so I understand this, will the Titans be wearing Oiler's jerseys? Or will the Houston Texans be wearing Oiler's jerseys? Staying with the city or the team?

If we have to wear Dallas Texan's uniforms, the Titans should have to wear Oiler's jerseys. And I see they brought them back in the pic full of owners, but I am unclear of the whole idea behind this.

I don't see many Chief's fans buying the Texas logo, and I don't see many Tennessee fans buying the Texas merchandise either.

rad
04-21-2009, 02:41 PM
Just so I understand this, will the Titans be wearing Oiler's jerseys? Or will the Houston Texans be wearing Oiler's jerseys? Staying with the city or the team?

If we have to wear Dallas Texan's uniforms, the Titans should have to wear Oiler's jerseys. And I see they brought them back in the pic full of owners, but I am unclear of the whole idea behind this.

I don't see many Chief's fans buying the Texas logo, and I don't see many Tennessee fans buying the Texas merchandise either.

It's the 50th anniversary of the AFL. Since Fisher is holding up the Oilers jersey in the pic, that means Tennessee is wearing Oilers gear.

I don't think Texas makes money off sales of Texans/ Oilers gear?

joesomebody
04-21-2009, 03:22 PM
It's the 50th anniversary of the AFL. Since Fisher is holding up the Oilers jersey in the pic, that means Tennessee is wearing Oilers gear.

I don't think Texas makes money off sales of Texans/ Oilers gear?Oh I don't think Texas will make money off of it either, what I meant was I don't see too many KC fans or too many Titans fans paying for these throwbacks. Sort of a slap to the face. I'm all for the history of my team and what not, but it's sort of like American Veterans of the Revolutionary war wearing redcoats to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the declaration of independence.

rad
04-21-2009, 03:34 PM
Oh I don't think Texas will make money off of it either, what I meant was I don't see too many KC fans or too many Titans fans paying for these throwbacks. Sort of a slap to the face. I'm all for the history of my team and what not, but it's sort of like American Veterans of the Revolutionary war wearing redcoats to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the declaration of independence.

That's a little extreme, but....OK.

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 03:41 PM
That's a little extreme, but....OK.

I rather liked it.

Psyko Tek
04-21-2009, 04:32 PM
Dude thats where the Chiefs originated from, whether or not you like Texas (which im not a fan of the state) you have to give some respect to where this franchise came from. It would make Lamar proud.

texas is a "fine" state
now the texicans,( aka any and all dwellers in texas) are another matter

think I've met 2 in my life I can stand

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 04:36 PM
texas is a "fine" state
now the texicans,( aka any and all dwellers in texas) are another matter

think I've met 2 in my life I can stand

Texas; Americas Asspit.

Chiefs Pantalones
04-21-2009, 04:53 PM
Does anyone have any pics of what the Chiefs will look like, or are they keeping that zipped up too like everything else?

Denver Dave
04-21-2009, 05:04 PM
That's dumb. Denver's uniforms look like shit and piss. They may as well wear their old helmets too and complete the retard trifecta:



The Broncos were so dirt poor during the early AFL days, they took recycled uniforms from the Copper Bowl. These threads were hand me downs.

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 05:07 PM
Does anyone have any pics of what the Chiefs will look like, or are they keeping that zipped up too like everything else?


http://www.geocities.com/comicpostcards/TexasCowboyRidingaJackRabbit.jpg

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 05:09 PM
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88TG88
04-21-2009, 05:26 PM
My, thats a lovely shade of turd.

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 05:30 PM
My, thats a lovely shade of turd.


Banana Bomb Turd Burglar.


Stupid Donkeys.

RNR
04-21-2009, 06:34 PM
ROFL Those socks look as lame now as they did then. I do not care if a person roots for Denver or not one thing everyone can agree on is those uniform suck

Denver Dave
04-21-2009, 06:46 PM
ROFL Those socks look as lame now as they did then. I do not care if a person roots for Denver or not one thing everyone can agree on is those uniform suck

At least Denver and Kansas City are sporting their originals in spirit of the celebration.

Al Davis is too full of himself and his silver and black to don the Raiders' 1960-61 threads.

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2225/oakland60.gif (http://img19.imageshack.us/my.php?image=oakland60.gif)

I know why the Raiders aren't wearing these, they don't want to look like the SteelersROFL

Claysexual
04-21-2009, 08:12 PM
At least Denver and Kansas City are sporting their originals in spirit of the celebration.

Al Davis is too full of himself and his silver and black to don the Raiders' 1960-61 threads.

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2225/oakland60.gif (http://img19.imageshack.us/my.php?image=oakland60.gif)

I know why the Raiders aren't wearing these, they don't want to look like the SteelersROFL

I wish Lamar would have forced him to keep the gold, and then pocketed the silver for himself.

Damnit Lamar!:cuss::D

KChiefsQT
04-21-2009, 08:41 PM
Those are HIDEOUS!!!