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Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:16 PM
Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

Buck
04-23-2009, 03:17 PM
This covers about 84% of all threads here actually.

KCChiefsMan
04-23-2009, 03:17 PM
this is not as enjoyable as starting a new thread though

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:18 PM
This covers about 84% of all threads here actually.

It would be perfect if they brought back the tags. Phobia Anal Pencil Master.

El Jefe
04-23-2009, 03:18 PM
I was waiting for someone to take the torch and start this thread, thank you sir.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:18 PM
this is not as enjoyable as starting a new thread though

I know, I almost JIMP just starting this one.

kysirsoze
04-23-2009, 03:18 PM
Crabtree at 3? Water wants out?? Oh fuck it. I better start a thread.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:18 PM
I was waiting for someone to take the torch and start this thread, thank you sir.

As you can see from my above post, the pleasure was all mine.

MoreLemonPledge
04-23-2009, 03:18 PM
Have they invented heated toilet seats? I've tried the vinyl cover like my grandma uses, but it just sticks to my ass.

seclark
04-23-2009, 03:19 PM
i'd like to report an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
sec

Zebedee DuBois
04-23-2009, 03:19 PM
This covers about 84% of all threads here actually.


Bananas grow (what most people would consider) upside down!


You weren't being random enough.

El Jefe
04-23-2009, 03:19 PM
Did anyone hear that Tony Gonzales got traded??????

talastan
04-23-2009, 03:19 PM
So you started a thread as response to your dissatisfaction with others starting threads. :hmmm: Right! :rolleyes:

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:19 PM
i'd like to report an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
sec

Go rub one out. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

kysirsoze
04-23-2009, 03:19 PM
Have they invented heated toilet seats? I've tried the vinyl cover like my grandma uses, but it just sticks to my ass.

Yes. Ans if I got one of these I would just sleep there.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:20 PM
So you started a thread as response to your dissatifaction with others starting threads. :hmmm: Right! :rolleyes:

I'm rarely dissatisfied with anything on this site. Don't take teh internet so seriously.

kysirsoze
04-23-2009, 03:20 PM
i'd like to report an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
sec

Grats!

kysirsoze
04-23-2009, 03:20 PM
So you started a thread as response to your dissatisfaction with others starting threads. :hmmm: Right! :rolleyes:

Lay off the Haterade, playa!

MoreLemonPledge
04-23-2009, 03:21 PM
Yes. Ans if I got one of these I would just sleep there.

Good. I tried disassembling my toaster and using the heating coils, but they get too hot. I'm glad somebody found a good balance. I'll need to pick one up.

Rain Man
04-23-2009, 03:21 PM
I wonder how thread was invented.

Gravedigger
04-23-2009, 03:21 PM
i'd like to report an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
sec

Wrong Forum, I believe this belongs in the Politics forum, under the Pharmaceutical Drugs FAQ random thought thread.

kysirsoze
04-23-2009, 03:22 PM
Good. I tried disassembling my toaster and using the heating coils, but they get too hot. I'm glad somebody found a good balance. I'll need to pick one up.

LMAO

El Jefe
04-23-2009, 03:22 PM
The DEAL IS DONE!!! Gonzales traded to Falcons. /Nick Athan

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:23 PM
The DEAL IS DONE!!! Gonzales traded to Falcons. /Nick "Assclown" Athan Time 4:20 MST

FYP

El Jefe
04-23-2009, 03:24 PM
FYP

:thumb:

stlchiefs
04-23-2009, 03:27 PM
Good. I tried disassembling my toaster and using the heating coils, but they get too hot. I'm glad somebody found a good balance. I'll need to pick one up.

Just get the carpeted ones. Warm and soft at the same time, but make sure not to piss on them. They're a bitch to clean.

keg in kc
04-23-2009, 03:28 PM
If you haven't drunk in the better part of a year, a half a bottle of liquor in two hours is a bad idea.

Trust me, I know.

big nasty kcnut
04-23-2009, 03:29 PM
I want to say i need to vent.
Posted via Mobile Device

MoreLemonPledge
04-23-2009, 03:29 PM
Just get the carpeted ones. Warm and soft at the same time, but make sure not to piss on them. They're a bitch to clean.

Like this one?

86989

kysirsoze
04-23-2009, 03:30 PM
If you haven't drunk in the better part of a year, a half a bottle of liquor in two hours is a bad idea.

Trust me, I know.

Pretty much always a bad idea. Unless Pioli drafts Crabtree on Sat. Then drink up.

Buck
04-23-2009, 03:30 PM
Flopnuts help me out here.

Lets say you get a loan for $3400

You put $500 down in a down payment, and have 10% compound interest.

You pay $400 a month back on the loan.

What does that 10% compound interest mean?

Whoarethechefs
04-23-2009, 03:31 PM
Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot,

stlchiefs
04-23-2009, 03:32 PM
Like this one?

86989

That's a bit menacing. Though it may scare the shit right out of you, I prefer soothing colors to set the mood for my poos.

stlchiefs
04-23-2009, 03:32 PM
Flopnuts help me out here.

Lets say you get a loan for $3400

You put $500 down in a down payment, and have 10% compound interest.

You pay $400 a month back on the loan.

What does that 10% compound interest mean?

I WIN!

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:33 PM
I want to say i need to vent.
Posted via Mobile Device

This is a safe place Nut.

keg in kc
04-23-2009, 03:33 PM
Pretty much always a bad idea. Unless Pioli drafts Crabtree on Sat. Then drink up.Thinking about thinking about drinking makes me nauseus at this point.

I think I posted some on here last night completely lit, but I must not have done anything too crazy.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:33 PM
Flopnuts help me out here.

Lets say you get a loan for $3400

You put $500 down in a down payment, and have 10% compound interest.

You pay $400 a month back on the loan.

What does that 10% compound interest mean?

The only difference between that and a normal interest loan is, you pay interest on your interest with a compounded interest loan.

chiefs1111
04-23-2009, 03:34 PM
i just farted

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:37 PM
Keep this in mind Buck. In the beginning, your interest is higher because you owe more. You're paying interest on that interest right out of the gate. 10% is good, but that is going to raise it probably by around 3% over that time frame from a more conventional loan. That's a total off the top of my head guesstimate. It could be more, or less. Bottom line, pay that fucker off asap. Your credit is better than that rate.

Lumpy
04-23-2009, 03:37 PM
I want to lock Paris Hilton in my closet. That way, when I have a bad day, I can pull her out, spit on her, punch her in the face, and put her back.

Buck
04-23-2009, 03:37 PM
The only difference between that and a normal interest loan is, you pay interest on your interest with a compounded interest loan.

Can you do the math for me?

10% of the $3400 is $340

So Then you owe $3740 total?

I'm trying to help a friend out.

Fritz88
04-23-2009, 03:38 PM
sharting is awesome.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:39 PM
Can you do the math for me?

10% of the $3400 is $340

So Then you owe $3740 total?

I'm trying to help a friend out.

It's not going to be that much. Give me a minute.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:41 PM
It's not going to be that much. Give me a minute.

$3679.89 over 9 months. Here's a link to a compound interest calculator. You can play with the numbers. Obviously you want to divide that $400 into the total to get the amount of months for payoff.


http://math.about.com/library/blcompoundinterest.htm

teedubya
04-23-2009, 03:42 PM
I have a HUGE dump brewing. I may trade this dump for the Chiefs 4th round pick. It could be the new starting TE.

Buzz
04-23-2009, 03:42 PM
Sould I leave work early, the boss is gone.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:43 PM
Sould I leave work early, the boss is gone.

GTFO

keg in kc
04-23-2009, 03:44 PM
Sould I leave work early, the boss is gone.That supermodel just gave me her room key. Should I go up there?

Shit dude.

Buzz
04-23-2009, 03:45 PM
GTFO


Why thank you. I think I will!

Nightfyre
04-23-2009, 03:46 PM
To quote iron maiden, "run to the hills!"

Incidently, I am endorsing this thread. I better go make another thread about my endorsement though!
Posted via Mobile Device

Buck
04-23-2009, 03:46 PM
Thanks man.

My buddy has an old hooptie that keeps dying on him and hes getting a loan from a guy at work on that guys car.

The guy gave him a thing saying 10% compound interest and we were both like, :spock:

Katipan
04-23-2009, 03:49 PM
If I smoke before my run I usually end up tripping on stuff, but damn is it a beautiful day to smoke.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:55 PM
Thanks man.

My buddy has an old hooptie that keeps dying on him and hes getting a loan from a guy at work on that guys car.

The guy gave him a thing saying 10% compound interest and we were both like, :spock:

That's really not terrible considering how short the term is. It's not going on his credit that way though. If he can borrow that money from a bank and spread it over at least 12 months, his score will go up nicely when it's paid.

If the guy is getting like 15% or less it's worth it, otherwise take those terms and run.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 03:55 PM
If I smoke before my run I usually end up tripping on stuff, but damn is it a beautiful day to smoke.

Mr. Flopnuts endorses this post.

Fritz88
04-23-2009, 03:58 PM
I want to lock Paris Hilton in my closet. That way, when I have a bad day, I can pull her out, spit on her, punch her in the face, and put her back.

That's all?

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 04:00 PM
That's all?

I think Lumpy is a female, which shouldn't stop her at all. Unfortunately, it does with far too many girls.

booger
04-23-2009, 04:03 PM
the chick that got the fake tits on april 1 the doctor sewed/installed them on her back

Fritz88
04-23-2009, 04:04 PM
In 72 hours Pioli is going to make a move to redeem the TG trade and every CP member is going to jizz in their coffee for the next 3 weeks out of happiness.

Fritz88
04-23-2009, 04:06 PM
I think Lumpy is a female, which shouldn't stop her at all. Unfortunately, it does with far too many girls.

When done, she can send her over.

Nzoner
04-23-2009, 04:08 PM
I always have random thoughts,unfortunately,most aren't fit for putting into print

Fritz88
04-23-2009, 04:09 PM
I really believe that Pioli did not want to trade TG but TG just insisted on leaving because he didn't like the new management. Add to that a good chance at an SB run.

More random thoughts. Adam Teicher mentioned a possible trade for TG before anyone else and that just gave AT more credibility in my book.

LaChapelle
04-23-2009, 04:25 PM
Thigpen beat out Franklin for WR and Robinson in the return game, IMO.

chiefs1111
04-23-2009, 04:39 PM
They are going to talk about the Chiefs on NFLN Path to the draft show next

Buck
04-23-2009, 05:03 PM
Have you ever bought anything off of Craigslist and when you get to the persons house, its a mansion, and then when they open the door, they are a 20 year old smoking hot girl, wearing a thin white shirt and booty shorts?

It happened to me today.

She invited me up to her bedroom too, you know to pick up the furniture I bought from her.

However, when we got in the room there was a bra and thong sitting on the chair I bought, and she tried to hide it all quick, but I saw it.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 05:04 PM
Have you ever bought anything off of Craigslist and when you get to the persons house, its a mansion, and then when they open the door, they are a 20 year old smoking hot girl, wearing a thin white shirt and booty shorts?

It happened to me today.

She invited me up to her bedroom too, you know to pick up the furniture I bought from her.

However, when we got in the room there was a bra and thong sitting on the chair I bought, and she tried to hide it all quick, but I saw it.

Good to see craigslist workin for ya. I'll bet you're glad you didn't go to some stinky thrift store right about now.

P.S - This thread is worthless without pics.

Fritz88
04-23-2009, 05:10 PM
I wanna marry miss Cali (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30329216/)

Buck
04-23-2009, 05:18 PM
Good to see craigslist workin for ya. I'll bet you're glad you didn't go to some stinky thrift store right about now.

P.S - This thread is worthless without pics.

Just google image search "Hot Asian"

/they all look the same

keg in kc
04-23-2009, 05:19 PM
Wait, she was a 20 year old hot asian chick?

Think she'd like fat 35-year old guys with no money?

keg in kc
04-23-2009, 05:19 PM
It's almost 6:30 and I think I'm going to go home. Work just ain't doing it for me.

Buck
04-23-2009, 05:20 PM
Wait, she was a 20 year old hot asian chick?

Think she'd like fat 35-year old guys with no money?

She lived in a Mansion, I'm sure money is no issue.

Buck
04-23-2009, 05:24 PM
Heres the chair I bought

http://images.craigslist.org/3o43p23l3ZZZZZZZZZ94n9510a1fdaa0e11b7.jpg

She sold it to me for $20.

I don't think she gets the concept of Value.

KCChiefsMan
04-23-2009, 09:11 PM
I'm contemplating a official hope the falcons suck ass next year, so we can get a high 2nd rounder out of it

luv
04-23-2009, 09:28 PM
I'm tired, but waiting for my laundry to get done.

Jethopper
04-23-2009, 09:32 PM
I'm contemplating a official hope the falcons suck ass next year, so we can get a high 2nd rounder out of it[/B]

:Scanlon:

KcMizzou
04-23-2009, 10:00 PM
How would one rip a person's eyes out with a pitchfork? It might work on a hammerhead shark, if it were all spaced just right, and the skull didn't stop you.

Realistically, I'd think you'd have to do them one at a time. And I could think of better tools/utensils.

DaFace
04-23-2009, 10:14 PM
I think we're all like cheese in a way, but I'll be damned if I know what that way is.

KCChiefsMan
04-23-2009, 10:41 PM
I watched these guys go at it verbally at the bar the other night. 2 punk dudes wearing flat billed caps tried to talk crap to these regular looking guys, then the regular looking guys went off on them and the punk dudes that started it backed off.

So my theory is:

When the intimidator fails to intimidate, they themselves become intimidated.

think about it

KcMizzou
04-23-2009, 10:44 PM
I watched these guys go at it verbally at the bar the other night. 2 punk dudes wearing flat billed caps tried to talk crap to these regular looking guys, then the regular looking guys went off on them and the punk dudes that started it backed off.

So my theory is:

When the intimidator fails to intimidate, they themselves become intimidated.

think about itWell, yeah...

It took you this long to figure that out?

MoreLemonPledge
04-23-2009, 10:46 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SUHYRpKHUII/AAAAAAAAAuw/bP9Nuv87Evo/s400/mullet+me.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 10:50 PM
http://www.dist102.k12.il.us/resources/Rainforest05/chimpanzee-pictures.jpg

T-post Tom
04-23-2009, 10:50 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SUHYRpKHUII/AAAAAAAAAuw/bP9Nuv87Evo/s400/mullet+me.jpg

A Brenda Warner inspired thread jump, no doubt. :thumb:

T-post Tom
04-23-2009, 10:51 PM
I watched these guys go at it verbally at the bar the other night. 2 punk dudes wearing flat billed caps tried to talk crap to these regular looking guys, then the regular looking guys went off on them and the punk dudes that started it backed off.

So my theory is:

When the intimidator fails to intimidate, they themselves become intimidated.

think about it

ok. now what?

MoreLemonPledge
04-23-2009, 10:52 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_akNlYNgB9zY/SHJZOU5lImI/AAAAAAAAACs/d2rLw-gqaKw/s320/midget_basketball.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 10:52 PM
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/9395/0001el3.jpg

MoreLemonPledge
04-23-2009, 10:52 PM
A Brenda Warner inspired thread jump, no doubt. :thumb:

LOL, good call. Yeah, I've got two of them.

T-post Tom
04-23-2009, 10:56 PM
I can still recall old Mr. Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a
fresh load of tadpoles to that old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and
round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out,
"Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!"

We all thought he was crazy. But then, we had some growing up to do.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 10:57 PM
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/funny_girl.jpg

MoreLemonPledge
04-23-2009, 10:58 PM
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/funny_girl.jpg

God dammit. You win...for now.

T-post Tom
04-23-2009, 10:59 PM
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/funny_girl.jpg

Dear Lord, her eyebrows are cohabitating on HIS face.

Buck
04-23-2009, 11:00 PM
Shes got a big hand.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 11:02 PM
Shes got a big hand.

You know how you can tell if someone's stupid? Their hand is bigger than their face.

T-post Tom
04-23-2009, 11:02 PM
Shes got a big hand.

Yeah, he wouldn't be smiling if she was his proctologist.

Buck
04-23-2009, 11:04 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j230/christiandv8/chin.jpg

MoreLemonPledge
04-23-2009, 11:06 PM
http://envezdelpsiquiatra.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/mcdonald-fisting.jpg

Too far?

Buck
04-23-2009, 11:09 PM
LOL

http://skribbled.com/word/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/wtg.jpg

MoreLemonPledge
04-23-2009, 11:09 PM
LOL

http://skribbled.com/word/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/wtg.jpg

ROFL ROFL

Buck
04-23-2009, 11:09 PM
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0aSXemKcARbU4/610x.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 11:10 PM
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/1485/0/Funny_Kid_Ogling.ashx

Buck
04-23-2009, 11:11 PM
http://skribbled.com/word//wp-content/uploads/2008/02/wtf.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 11:12 PM
LMAO WTF?

MoreLemonPledge
04-23-2009, 11:15 PM
I'm laughing so hard. Where did you find these guys?

Buck
04-23-2009, 11:15 PM
I GIS'd "Wtf is going on"

MoreLemonPledge
04-23-2009, 11:18 PM
http://skribbled.com/word/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jesuslol.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 11:21 PM
http://rantnrave.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/stupid_kid_.JPG

Buck
04-23-2009, 11:24 PM
Flopnuts,

How many rep points do you have?

I just noticed I made it into the first page of top rep.

You are at #5, I'm at #29.

I'm coming for you.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 11:26 PM
306,019

Buck
04-23-2009, 11:27 PM
306,019

Damn.

187,074 here.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 11:28 PM
Damn.

187,074 here.

Casino rep whoring thread and my ode to Chiefsplanet are the 2 biggest contributors.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 11:31 PM
What do you guys think about black rims on a silver accord coupe?

Buck
04-23-2009, 11:32 PM
Casino rep whoring thread and my ode to Chiefsplanet are the 2 biggest contributors.

You son of a bitch.

My top 2 are actually the "Fucked Up" Thread (HOC)

And I did a post for free rep thread, and everyone actually gave me rep.

Buck
04-23-2009, 11:32 PM
What do you guys think about black rims on a silver accord coupe?

Lets see the rims.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 11:34 PM
Here.

MoreLemonPledge
04-23-2009, 11:34 PM
What do you guys think about black rims on a silver accord coupe?

Meh. What year?

T-post Tom
04-23-2009, 11:35 PM
What do you guys think about black rims on a silver accord coupe?

JIMP...or not.

Buck
04-23-2009, 11:35 PM
Here.

No.

Find something that is more Charcoal or Gunmetal

MoreLemonPledge
04-23-2009, 11:36 PM
http://www.ray-lee.com/Stuff/Honda%20Accord/MugenCoupe2.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 11:38 PM
It's just a 2000 Accord coupe.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2009, 11:39 PM
No.

Find something that is more Charcoal or Gunmetal

Yeah, I wasn't so sure about them. The deal was awesome that's the only reason I was even considering it. It's a friend of mine and I'd get them pretty much for the price of the brand new tires on them.

Buck
04-23-2009, 11:39 PM
http://hubcap-tire-wheel.com/images/2006/wheels/icw-007gm.jpg

Lumpy
04-24-2009, 10:05 AM
When done, she can send her over.

I don't share my closet bitches. LMAO

Gonzo
04-24-2009, 10:07 AM
I r wanting teh Shushi for lunch, can I has?

Lumpy
04-24-2009, 10:08 AM
I r wanting teh Shushi for lunch, can I has?

:drool: Sushi.

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 10:10 AM
It's really nice not being hungover.

luv
04-24-2009, 10:10 AM
I r wanting teh Shushi for lunch, can I has?

Only if you share.

El Jefe
04-24-2009, 10:12 AM
:drool: Sushi.

:Lin:

Lumpy
04-24-2009, 10:19 AM
:Lin:

Fine den. No sushi for u!

Demonpenz
04-24-2009, 10:24 AM
I like it when you go on long benders and don't masterbate for awhile. You seem to have more semen

Gonzo
04-24-2009, 12:03 PM
I like it when you go on long benders and don't masterbate for awhile. You seem to have more semen

Don't you mean Seapeople?

That's a little more pc.

luv
04-24-2009, 12:08 PM
Don't you mean Seapeople?

That's a little more pc.

Did you have your sushi? What did you get?

Did you know that National Sushi Day is June 18th?

Gonzo
04-24-2009, 12:14 PM
Did you have your sushi? What did you get?

Did you know that National Sushi Day is June 18th?

I did, I had the "Volcano Roll" (Crab & Salmon)
Also had yellowfin sashimi and the old standard Cali Roll.

Mmmmm

Yumm

Crush
04-24-2009, 12:35 PM
http://skribbled.com/word//wp-content/uploads/2008/02/wtf.jpg

This must be a promotion for the next episode of Law and Order: Criminal Intent.

Jilly
04-24-2009, 12:37 PM
I'm still pissed that the trash bag at work broke yesterday. We can't possibly invest in stronger bags? And why even make crappy trash bags...rarely is there light trash and I feel like they are meant to be filled, not just halfway either.

Katipan
04-24-2009, 12:39 PM
Well now I'm thinking we have really good trash bags.

luv
04-24-2009, 12:43 PM
I did, I had the "Volcano Roll" (Crab & Salmon)
Also had yellowfin sashimi and the old standard Cali Roll.

Mmmmm

Yumm

Sounds yummy!

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 01:39 PM
I don't want to work today.

Katipan
04-24-2009, 01:40 PM
I don't want to work today.

My friend is going to kill a turtle.

Buck
04-24-2009, 01:40 PM
I don't want to work today.

TODAY IS DRAGGING.

I feel like I've been at work for 12 hours already, but its only been 6.

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 01:41 PM
My friend is going to kill a turtle.That sounds barbaric.

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 01:42 PM
TODAY IS DRAGGING.

I feel like I've been at work for 12 hours already, but its only been 6.I slacked all morning, drove to work, realized I'd forgotten something important, drove home, slacked some more, and then drove back to work. Where I'm currently eating lunch.

It's fun today, but it's going to suck when I'm working 30 hours this weekend because I'm a slacker.

Katipan
04-24-2009, 01:43 PM
That sounds barbaric.

The bar next door has a bunch of motorcycles parked outside of it and K and I are stuck here. That's barbaric.

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 01:44 PM
The bar next door has a bunch of motorcycles parked outside of it and K and I are stuck here. That's barbaric.Motorcycles aren't as interesting as turtles.

luv
04-24-2009, 01:46 PM
TODAY IS DRAGGING.

I feel like I've been at work for 12 hours already, but its only been 6.

6AM was nearly 9 hours ago here.

Katipan
04-24-2009, 01:47 PM
Motorcycles aren't as interesting as turtles.

I want a shirt that says "If you can read this, my dick fell off"

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 01:49 PM
I want a shirt that says "If you can read this, my dick fell off"I want one that says "Once go asian, you never go caucasian". But that wouldn't make sense, because I'm caucasian. Maybe I'm a fortune cookie.

Katipan
04-24-2009, 01:51 PM
I want one that says "Once go asian, you never go caucasian". But that wouldn't make sense, because I'm caucasian. Maybe I'm a fortune cookie.

I'm half and half so that shirt would really confuse me.

But no more so than my "Calm down. Lets not turn this rape into a murder."

My fav. Didn't wear it so much in NW Iowa, maybe NE Iowa has more humor.

luv
04-24-2009, 01:53 PM
I'm half and half so that shirt would really confuse me.

But no more so than my "Calm down. Lets not turn this rape into a murder."

My fav. Didn't wear it so much in NW Iowa, maybe NE Iowa has more humor.

LMAO

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 01:54 PM
I'm half and half so that shirt would really confuse me.Which half is which, upper half asian or lower half?But no more so than my "Calm down. Lets not turn this rape into a murder."

My fav. Didn't wear it so much in NW Iowa, maybe NE Iowa has more humor.My t-shirts are all blank. I don't generally have anything to say.

luv
04-24-2009, 01:55 PM
My t-shirts are all blank. I don't generally have anything to say.
I have one that says, "I'm out of mind mind. Please leave a message." My favorite (which is now way too big on me) says, "I didn't do it."

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 01:57 PM
I have a farscape 10th anniversary shirt that I thought I'd buy because there isn't nearly enough evidence that I'm a geek. It says "look upwards and share the wonders I've seen".

But I don't wear it, because I've never seen any wonders. And if people look up, they might bump into me.

Buck
04-24-2009, 04:14 PM
Been at work going on 8.5 hours.

Losing my mind.

JOhn
04-24-2009, 05:43 PM
Been at work going on 8.5 hours.

Losing my mind.

Been here 4.5 and already lost mine.


YIPPIIEEEE!!!!!! First tour bus of the season arrived on property, but at least there English tourist. Have I ever mentioned I hate the French?:cuss:

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 05:44 PM
It's amazing how much work you can do after you think "fuck, I'm leaving in an hour and I haven't done anything today".

JOhn
04-24-2009, 05:47 PM
It's amazing how much work you can do after you think "****, I'm leaving in an hour and I haven't done anything today".

:D

I do that almost everyday about 8:00pm or so.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-24-2009, 05:47 PM
I guess Chenza drove past a garage sale today and they were selling a TG home jersey. He was super pissed. Cussing about it and everything.

Ultra Peanut
04-24-2009, 05:49 PM
i'm pretty samrt

JOhn
04-24-2009, 05:52 PM
i'm pretty samrt

It's all relative

Mr. Flopnuts
04-24-2009, 05:52 PM
Hi Sam

luv
04-24-2009, 08:06 PM
I'm BORED!

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 08:07 PM
I just got killed by a giant turtle.

luv
04-24-2009, 08:08 PM
I just got killed by a giant turtle.

I'm sure this is cross thread humor, but I didn't read the turtle thread.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-24-2009, 08:10 PM
I'm half and half so that shirt would really confuse me.

But no more so than my "Calm down. Lets not turn this rape into a murder."

My fav. Didn't wear it so much in NW Iowa, maybe NE Iowa has more humor.

LMAO That is perhaps the most awesome shirt I've ever heard of.

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 08:13 PM
I'm sure this is cross thread humor, but I didn't read the turtle thread.It's not cross thread humor. I'm playing LotRO and just got killed by a giant turtle.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-24-2009, 08:14 PM
This is my favorite shirt. This is just a picture of what's on it.

luv
04-24-2009, 08:19 PM
It's not cross thread humor. I'm playing LotRO and just got killed by a giant turtle.

You must be as bored as I am.

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 08:21 PM
You must be as bored as I am.Not at all.

It's a raid. We're going for epic loots.

luv
04-24-2009, 08:48 PM
I'm still bored. I'm talking to a guy friend online who is sick of dating, sick of women, but feels he's "not getting any younger". He's only 35. I'm trying to cheer him up, but nothing seems to be working. This must be like talking to me sometimes...lol.

Bugeater
04-24-2009, 09:01 PM
I'm still bored. I'm talking to a guy friend online who is sick of dating, sick of women, but feels he's "not getting any younger". He's only 35. I'm trying to cheer him up, but nothing seems to be working. This must be like talking to me sometimes...lol.
Sounds like a match made in heaven for you.

luv
04-24-2009, 09:03 PM
Sounds like a match made in heaven for you.

He prefers petite blondes. Two things I can never be.

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 09:06 PM
I'm still bored. I'm talking to a guy friend online who is sick of dating, sick of women, but feels he's "not getting any younger". He's only 35. I'm trying to cheer him up, but nothing seems to be working. This must be like talking to me sometimes...lol.That sounds like me except that it's not me. And that I couldn't really be sick of dating since I don't do it. And I don't care about "not getting any younger".

Bugeater
04-24-2009, 09:08 PM
He prefers petite blondes. Two things I can never be.
I'd prefer a Corvette, but I drive a Dodge.

luv
04-24-2009, 09:09 PM
That sounds like me except that it's not me. And that I couldn't really be sick of dating since I don't do it. And I don't care about "not getting any younger".

I really can't understand why he has problems with women. He's adorable, I'm sure he's nice to girls he's interested in, he has a steady job and his own place. I think he lacks self-confidence. Too many times screwed over. Hello? The high maintenance chicks will chew up and spit out pushovers.

luv
04-24-2009, 09:12 PM
I have this philosophy that the only person who's allowed to be down on themself is me. It frustrates me when I can't cheer someone up.

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 09:14 PM
I have this philosophy where I don't give a shit about anybody, so if they need to be cheered up, I'm probably the wrong individual to talk to. Although I can probably make them laugh while I'm ripping them apart.

luv
04-24-2009, 09:15 PM
I have this philosophy where I don't give a shit about anybody, so if they need to be cheered up, I'm probably the wrong individual to talk to. Although I can probably make them laugh while I'm ripping them apart.

Hey. If it works....

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 09:18 PM
It's done me no wrong so far.

I find that life's a better place without interpersonal entanglements.

luv
04-24-2009, 09:18 PM
It's done me no wrong so far.

I find that life's a better place without interpersonal entanglements.

I don't have it in me to be a hermit. I like people.

luv
04-24-2009, 09:21 PM
Also, what's a good radio staion going through KC? I know of 101 The Fox. WHat channel is Jack FM?

keg in kc
04-24-2009, 09:21 PM
I don't have it in me to be a hermit. I like people.Well there's your problem.

Bugeater
04-24-2009, 09:22 PM
Also, what's a good radio staion going through KC? I know of 101 The Fox. WHat channel is Jack FM?
What, you don't want to listen to 5 hours of pre-draft radio?

luv
04-24-2009, 09:24 PM
What, you don't want to listen to 5 hours of pre-draft radio?

Ummmm....

Am I less of a fan if I prefer music?

JOhn
04-24-2009, 09:32 PM
I have this philosophy where I don't give a shit about anybody, so if they need to be cheered up, I'm probably the wrong individual to talk to. Although I can probably make them laugh while I'm ripping them apart.

This

luv
04-24-2009, 09:42 PM
Okay, another question. I have a dryer where the lint trap pulls out from the top. Whenever I pull it out, there's only lint on the top half, and I can tell where it's torn. THis means there's lint stuck somewere in my dryer. Is there an easy way to get it out? I know it's not good for the dryer.

Buck
04-24-2009, 09:45 PM
Luv, you need one of these.

http://www.alwaysbrilliant.com/aa/bb/images/Hero/GL200008060.jpg

Buck
04-24-2009, 09:46 PM
Here you go.

http://www.amazon.com/Fuller-Brush-Company-323N-Clothes/dp/B0006B0S9Q

luv
04-24-2009, 09:49 PM
Luv, you need one of these.

http://www.alwaysbrilliant.com/aa/bb/images/Hero/GL200008060.jpg

Damn. It's too bad I got rid of the brush like that I had for my fishtank when I sold it.

Buck
04-24-2009, 09:50 PM
I'm not sure if you could have used that.

Speaking of Washers/Dryers,

I have to install a new washer and dryer in my new house, can I easily do this by myself, or do I need professional help?

The Dryer is gas, fwiw.

Nightfyre
04-24-2009, 09:51 PM
Luv, you need one of these.

http://www.alwaysbrilliant.com/aa/bb/images/Hero/GL200008060.jpg

This post out of context of luv's post is epic.

Bugeater
04-24-2009, 09:59 PM
Ummmm....

Am I less of a fan if I prefer music?
I'd prefer music too, but I don't want to listen to the radio, and the stupid factory stereo in my truck won't play burned cds.

Okay, another question. I have a dryer where the lint trap pulls out from the top. Whenever I pull it out, there's only lint on the top half, and I can tell where it's torn. THis means there's lint stuck somewere in my dryer. Is there an easy way to get it out? I know it's not good for the dryer.
It probably went out the exhaust vent.

I'm not sure if you could have used that.

Speaking of Washers/Dryers,

I have to install a new washer and dryer in my new house, can I easily do this by myself, or do I need professional help?

The Dryer is gas, fwiw.
Washer is easy, on the dryer make sure to use teflon tape on the gas line connections.

Buck
04-24-2009, 10:01 PM
Washer is easy, on the dryer make sure to use teflon tape on the gas line connections.

Thanks.

Before I tape it, should I use the soap bubble trick, like you are supposed to do w/ propane gas?

007
04-24-2009, 10:02 PM
What, you don't want to listen to 5 hours of pre-draft radio?Don't they have Fantasy Draft Football now?

Bugeater
04-24-2009, 10:04 PM
Thanks.

Before I tape it, should I use the soap bubble trick, like you are supposed to do w/ propane gas?
No, that is for checking for leaks after you make the connections. Or just use a Bic lighter, either way works.

Don't they have Fantasy Draft Football now?
Probably, but I sure as hell am not going to listen to it.

Buck
04-24-2009, 10:05 PM
No, that is for checking for leaks after you make the connections. Or just use a Bic lighter, either way works.

Wait, I know its for leaks, but are you trying to trick me into exploding my new house?

Bugeater
04-24-2009, 10:07 PM
Wait, I know its for leaks, but are you trying to trick me into exploding my new house?
I don't care for that accusation. :harumph:

JOhn
04-24-2009, 10:42 PM
Wait, I know its for leaks, but are you trying to trick me into exploding my new house?

Nawwww

Trust him, I would



I'm not always know for good judgment

greg63
04-24-2009, 11:44 PM
I have no random thoughts, or thoughts of any kind for that matter.

Ultra Peanut
04-25-2009, 04:06 AM
Last night, I dreamed that I traveled all across America while sitting on top of the Golden Gate Bridge.

MoreLemonPledge
04-25-2009, 04:09 AM
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/Amun_ra2/wtf_is_that2.jpg

salame
04-25-2009, 04:10 AM
please stay out of my e-mail for the last time !

Jilly
04-25-2009, 10:54 AM
I was thinking about making the switch to spicy mustard all the time, but after this last sandwich, I'm teetering again.

stevieray
04-25-2009, 10:57 AM
I had 30 stitches taken out of my shoulder/chest on Thursday

keg in kc
04-25-2009, 12:35 PM
I'm working during the draft.

Again.

MoreLemonPledge
04-26-2009, 01:44 AM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wooddrew.jpg

=

http://a95.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_962abadf87e4a518ea89f558575bdde6.jpg

Crush
04-26-2009, 02:41 AM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wooddrew.jpg

=

http://a95.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_962abadf87e4a518ea89f558575bdde6.jpg



I know I made the same joke in the Draft thread, but fuck it.

I am anxious to see how he does without Billy Bob Thornton.

KcMizzou
04-26-2009, 02:42 AM
I know I made the same joke in the Draft thread, but **** it.

I am anxious to see how he does without Billy Bob Thornton.Or Kenny Powers.

MoreLemonPledge
04-26-2009, 02:44 AM
I know I made the same joke in the Draft thread, but **** it.

I am anxious to see how he does without Billy Bob Thornton.

Damn, I missed it. Here:

http://www.ljcfyi.com/blog/2007/may2007/koolAid_pickle.jpg

It's a Kool-Aid pickle apparently. I couldn't find a wooden pickle.

Crush
04-26-2009, 02:49 AM
Damn, I missed it. Here:

http://www.ljcfyi.com/blog/2007/may2007/koolAid_pickle.jpg

It's a Kool-Aid pickle apparently. I couldn't find a wooden pickle.


That looks scary.

MikeMaslowski
04-26-2009, 04:38 AM
I wonder why it seems harder to wipe your butt as you get older. Is it because there is more surface area? Or because you care more?

kysirsoze
04-26-2009, 04:39 AM
I wonder why it seems harder to wipe your butt as you get older. Is it because there is more surface area? Or because you care more?

Loss of dexterity. It's not a natural motion.

luv
05-04-2009, 05:47 PM
I think I'm getting sick. :(

I made some veggie soup his evening. Temporary relief, but I think it's gonna get worse before it gets better.

Bugeater
05-04-2009, 06:43 PM
Sounds like swine flu to me.

JOhn
05-04-2009, 07:01 PM
What's the point in eating corn, if your body doesn't digest it?:hmmm:

luv
05-04-2009, 07:07 PM
Sounds like swine flu to me.

Nah. Probably all sinus related. Headache is sinuses. Throat is probably sinus drainage.

What sucks is that I have to be at work tomorrow. I'm scheduled to do a remote conversion with a customer.

I'll be taking a sleeping aid early tonight. I did the soup thing, but I don't have any vitamin c.

greg63
05-04-2009, 08:14 PM
May the Force be with you.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-04-2009, 11:04 PM
Damn, I missed it. Here:

http://www.ljcfyi.com/blog/2007/may2007/koolAid_pickle.jpg

It's a Kool-Aid pickle apparently. I couldn't find a wooden pickle.

You think that lady holding it up with a fork wants to sit on it?

Hammock Parties
05-11-2009, 12:00 AM
Seriously.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2j26f4h.jpg

Hammock Parties
05-16-2009, 08:25 PM
There is no more tastier burp than an Indian food burp. Mmmmm.

Hammock Parties
05-18-2009, 08:39 PM
im half drunken BBW LOOKING FOR A GUY TO LET ME INVADE THEIR ASS NOT MINE IF YOU WANNA BEND OVER AND TAKE MY STRAP EMAIL ME IF YOU DONT LIKE BIGGER WOMEN DONT REPLY NO DUMB QUESTIONS EITHER I AM MARRIED AND PLAN ON STAYING THAT WAY!! YOU MUST BRING A BOTTLE OF SOMETHING TO KEEP THE PARTY GOING DDD FREE HIV TOO YOU MUST BE CLEAN!!!

Mr. Flopnuts
06-04-2009, 09:43 PM
My last 3 reps have come from 3 different female members of Chiefsplanet. I feel like such a 50 at Halo.

Hammock Parties
06-05-2009, 09:14 PM
Is it wrong that when a girl adds me on facebook, I immediately comb her entire picture archive?

Bugeater
06-05-2009, 09:17 PM
My last 3 reps have come from 3 different female members of Chiefsplanet. I feel like such a 50 at Halo.
50% of my neg reps have come from females.

Bugeater
06-05-2009, 09:17 PM
Is it wrong that when a girl adds me on facebook, I immediately comb her entire picture archive?
The only thing wrong about it is you're not posting the pics here.

Hammock Parties
06-05-2009, 09:19 PM
The only thing wrong about it is you're not posting the pics here.

I posted one.

teedubya
06-05-2009, 09:24 PM
This thread is too much like Twitter.

I just ate a popsicle and had eggs for breakfast.

teedubya
06-05-2009, 09:26 PM
Is it wrong that when a girl adds me on facebook, I immediately comb her entire picture archive?

Oh man, 2 hotties from twitter added me today... this one brunette from MAINE, oh my... I would eat the corn from her poo, so hot.

Detoxing
06-05-2009, 09:43 PM
Why is this thread only 15 pages? Why have I not clicked on this thread?
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MadMax
06-05-2009, 09:44 PM
You think that lady holding it up with a fork wants to sit on it?



Hell, I thought that's why it's red? :shrug:

big nasty kcnut
06-05-2009, 09:46 PM
Man no love for the rain game.
Posted via Mobile Device

Detoxing
06-05-2009, 09:52 PM
I bought some weed off of a guy on the trolley today. What the fuck did he give me? He called it some purple mountain... something kush. This is some good shit. I literaly feel like I'm floating.

Ah shit, ima get neg repped for this aint I? ROFL
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Detoxing
06-05-2009, 10:03 PM
So I finally clicked on that rasslin is orton thread. Something told me to stay away from it. I can't belive its about wrestling. Wtf. Can u imagine the dissapointment?

Here is this thread that always comes back around, and although it doesn't sound interesting, it may have good content since it has lasted this long. And then its about pro wrestling....sigh
Posted via Mobile Device

Ultra Peanut
06-05-2009, 10:04 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha suck a big fat Calipari diiiiiiiiiiiick, Kentucky

hahahahahaha suck a big fat Pastner diiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, Calipari

Ultra Peanut
06-05-2009, 10:08 PM
So I finally clicked on that rasslin is orton thread. Something told me to stay away from it. I can't belive its about wrestling. Wtf. Can u imagine the dissapointment?

Here is this thread that always comes back around, and although it doesn't sound interesting, it may have good content since it has lasted this long. And then its about pro wrestling....sigh
Posted via Mobile DeviceIt's in the title, dude.

http://j.photos.cx/cenanumberonefan-5df.gif

Detoxing
06-05-2009, 10:10 PM
It's in the title, dude.

http://j.photos.cx/cenanumberonefan-5df.gif

ROFL
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Nixhex
06-05-2009, 10:15 PM
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

Hammock Parties
06-05-2009, 11:47 PM
I think Jehovah's Witnesses are the worlds leading breeder of pussies.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-06-2009, 12:07 AM
I think Jehovah's Witnesses are the worlds leading breeder of pussies.

Self loathing again, huh?

Ultra Peanut
06-06-2009, 12:16 AM
I'm a twitter shitter!

Bob Dole
06-06-2009, 03:22 AM
Nipples!

Hammock Parties
06-06-2009, 03:24 AM
Tony Romo!

Also, I love it when chicks tell me they want me in their bed. Chicks have clean beds. Mine could use a wash.

PunkinDrublic
06-06-2009, 06:56 AM
Tony Romo!

Also, I love it when chicks tell me they want me in their bed. Chicks have clean beds. Mine could use a wash.

From what I've seen from your posts it looks like you're at least dating. I don't know if you've got laid yet but at least you're headed in the right direction.

Jilly
06-06-2009, 07:33 AM
It's ok that I stole the remote since my husband fell asleep with our daughter on his lap right?

Buehler445
06-06-2009, 07:44 AM
Boobs are like.....my favorite thing!

DaKCMan AP
06-06-2009, 07:50 AM
I'm Awesome.

Ultra Peanut
06-06-2009, 02:44 PM
DeAngelowns

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stevieray
06-06-2009, 03:58 PM
I'm buliding a motor.

Lumpy
06-07-2009, 03:31 AM
Rain sucks. Water leaking into my fuggin' basement sucks even worse! Build a french drain, I must. This is going to suck balls!

nstygma
06-07-2009, 03:57 AM
I'm buliding a motor.how'd that old econoline pickup turn out?

Ultra Peanut
06-07-2009, 04:48 AM
Thought:

Seth McClung rules.

Reasoning:

http://j.photos.cx/sethmcclung-ffa.jpg

DMAC
06-07-2009, 07:13 AM
Bad gas this mornin.
Posted via Mobile Device

StcChief
06-07-2009, 07:27 AM
The Twitter thread of Chiefsplanet.

Jilly
06-07-2009, 07:43 AM
My starbucks girl is hot. I wish she'd stop flirting with me.