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MTG#10
04-28-2009, 11:53 AM
Anyone else find it suspicious that this whole swine flu thing started while Barry O was in office? I mean think about it. Barack Obama is a muslim sounding name. Muslims hate pigs. Barack Obama takes office and 3 months later we have a swine flu. Coincidence? I think not!

Donger
04-28-2009, 11:55 AM
Anyone else find it suspicious that this whole swine flu thing started while Barry O was in office? I mean think about it. Barack Obama is a muslim sounding name. Muslims hate pigs. Barack Obama takes office and 3 months later we have a swine flu. Coincidence? I think not!

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Pitt Gorilla
04-28-2009, 11:58 AM
I suppose it's cool that Glenn Beck posts on CP. :shrug:

Fish
04-28-2009, 12:02 PM
Ignoramuses.....

MTG#10
04-28-2009, 12:03 PM
Ignoramuses.....

Go ahead, keep your head in the sand.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-28-2009, 12:04 PM
LMAO This has GOT to be a joke thread.

Demonpenz
04-28-2009, 12:05 PM
NWO 4 LYFE it's too


SWEET

beach tribe
04-28-2009, 12:07 PM
NWO 4 LYFE it's too


SWEET
Suuuuhweeeeeeeeet.

MOhillbilly
04-28-2009, 12:08 PM
muslims w/ swine flu would be ironic.

Fish
04-28-2009, 12:10 PM
Go ahead, keep your head in the sand.

ROFL

OK. I prefer my head in the sand as opposed to up my ass....

MOhillbilly
04-28-2009, 12:12 PM
Go ahead, keep your head in the sand.

WAT!

DeezNutz
04-28-2009, 12:12 PM
I used to know a Muslim girl who considered herself pretty devout.

She wouldn't touch a piece of pork for anything. Ironically, though, she had no problem with numerous guys porking her.

MTG#10
04-28-2009, 12:14 PM
ROFL

OK. I prefer my head in the sand as opposed to up my ass....

Sand in your ass would feel a thousand times better than finding out you may die from the swine flu created by your OWN GOVERNMENT!!!

DeezNutz
04-28-2009, 12:15 PM
I heard Swine Flu knocked down the Trade Towers.

Mr. Krab
04-28-2009, 12:15 PM
Since it's a swine flu, does that mean someone down Mexico way humped a pig?

Pennywise
04-28-2009, 12:17 PM
Since it's a swine flu, does that mean someone down Mexico way humped a pig?

Or Hog Farmer sneezed on a boar penis.

L.A. Chieffan
04-28-2009, 12:18 PM
muslim dating ad at bottom of thread ftw

MTG#10
04-28-2009, 12:19 PM
If a Muslim catches the swine flu will they be able to meet Allah?

alanm
04-28-2009, 12:20 PM
LMAO This has GOT to be a joke thread.Yes. But I heard on the radio coming home at noon that there will be no vaccine for at least a couple of months.
So we're all going to die regardless. :thumb:

Fish
04-28-2009, 12:21 PM
Swine flu killed my father... and raped my mother!!!

MOhillbilly
04-28-2009, 12:22 PM
Yes. But I heard on the radio coming home at noon that there will be no vaccine for at least a couple of months.
So we're all going to die regardless. :thumb:

a thousand outta seventy billion people get swine flu and its a pandemic..... i gotta get more ammo and some of those seeds they sell on rightwing radio......

Demonpenz
04-28-2009, 12:27 PM
Swine flu killed my father... and raped my mother!!!

I hate swine on swine volence

Pioli Zombie
04-28-2009, 12:34 PM
God sent Mark Sanchez to save us all from Swine Flu. You think its a coincidence it went from Mexico....to New York? Mark Sanchez will win the ship and defeat Swine Flu.
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Pestilence
04-28-2009, 12:36 PM
God sent Aaron Curry to save us all from Swine Flu. You think its a coincidence it went from Mexico....to Seattle? Aaron Curry will win the ship and defeat Swine Flu.
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FYP

ClevelandBronco
04-28-2009, 12:47 PM
D freaking C...

Mr. Flopnuts
04-28-2009, 01:06 PM
FYP

HEY!!!!! FUCK THAT!!!!!

MoreLemonPledge
04-28-2009, 01:28 PM
muslim dating ad at bottom of thread ftw

ROFL

MTG#10
04-28-2009, 06:27 PM
God sent Mark Sanchez to save us all from Swine Flu. You think its a coincidence it went from Mexico....to New York? Mark Sanchez will win the ship and defeat Swine Flu.
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Mark Sanchez works for Barry O.

OnTheWarpath58
04-28-2009, 06:35 PM
I hate Big Swine.

kstater
04-28-2009, 06:49 PM
WTF

bevischief
04-28-2009, 06:53 PM
It is a distraction from the economy, they are about to do something or already did. If you ask Glen Beck...

Hog Farmer
04-29-2009, 05:26 AM
We should unleash this swine flu in Pakistan, then all the Taliban will run back to Afghanistan where we can ambush them.

LaChapelle
04-29-2009, 05:33 AM
I've heard a boar penis looks like a corkscrew.

Smed1065
04-29-2009, 05:41 AM
Sand in your ass would feel a thousand times better than finding out you may die from the swine flu created by your OWN GOVERNMENT!!!

Or U serious,,,, LOL LOL


Who cares now?

Idiot!

Web

Wow? Get a foil hat now>>>>>>>>

Smed1065
04-29-2009, 05:42 AM
I've heard a boar penis looks like a corkscrew.

Heard?

MTG#10
04-29-2009, 11:09 AM
Or U serious,,,, LOL LOL


Who cares now?

Idiot!

Web

Wow? Get a foil hat now>>>>>>>>

And winner of the dumbest motherfucker in the universe goes to...Smed!!!

"Bob" Dobbs
04-30-2009, 05:20 PM
You know, years ago the common wisdom was that a black man would become President when pigs would fly. Now, 100ish days since Obama's inauguration and swine flu!

kstater
04-30-2009, 05:27 PM
And winner of the dumbest motherfucker in the universe goes to...Smed!!!

Actually I'm fairly certain it's you.

R&GHomer
04-30-2009, 05:45 PM
I hope this is a joke, because.... WOW! Swim around the shallow end of the gene pool much?

Otter
04-30-2009, 05:52 PM
Has anyone heard from Mr. Plow? Has he turned? I can't let a fellow planateer (who's not a newb) walk the earth undead.

Garnish your ChiefsPlanet attire for the upcoming zombie fight fellow planeteers. If you haven't purchased any I suggest a red & yellow marker with a plain white tee shirt.

Assume Smed is a zombie on sight.

Joie
04-30-2009, 06:13 PM
So did President Obama bring the swine flu back from his recent trip to Mexico? There has to be a reason he went down there just as people were getting sick.:hmmm:

MTG#10
04-30-2009, 06:59 PM
Actually I'm fairly certain it's you.

I hope this is a joke, because.... WOW! Swim around the shallow end of the gene pool much?


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KcMizzou
04-30-2009, 06:59 PM
Has anyone heard from Mr. Plow? Has he turned? I can't let a fellow planateer (who's not a newb) walk the earth undead.

Garnish your ChiefsPlanet attire for the upcoming zombie fight fellow planeteers. If you haven't purchased any I suggest a red & yellow marker with a plain white tee shirt.

Assume Smed is a zombie on sight. LMAO

Indeed. That guys been pounding away aimlessly at his keyboard for months now. It must be the remnants of his routine from when he was still human.

One of these nights, I expect him to post, "seeend.... more... paramedics..."

acesn8s
05-01-2009, 04:16 AM
It was once said that a black man would become president when pigs fly. Well, swine flu.

"Bob" Dobbs
05-01-2009, 02:54 PM
It was once said that a black man would become president when pigs fly. Well, swine flu.Finally, I get to shout "REPOST!!!" http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5729905&postcount=37

Pioli Zombie
05-01-2009, 04:13 PM
KC officials have advised people from shaking hands. And you might want to not go to church this weekend. And if there is a kid in school who coughs don't let your kid go and if you're not feeling well don't go to work and winter storm warnings are just in and killer tornado is heading our way and fuck fuck fuck we are all going to motherfucking die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a nice weekend
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Otter
05-01-2009, 04:34 PM
KC officials have advised people from shaking hands. And you might want to not go to church this weekend. And if there is a kid in school who coughs don't let your kid go and if you're not feeling well don't go to work and winter storm warnings are just in and killer tornado is heading our way and **** **** **** we are all going to mother****ing die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a nice weekend
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It's going to be a killer tornado with a bunch of undead hands sticking out the sides. It's going to God's high five machine, try to keep up.

Pioli Zombie
05-01-2009, 04:34 PM
Ahhhh, lovely. Now CNN is talking about schools and daycares being shut down for 14 days.

Like that won't cause massive violence and unrest.

Oh Lord if there is a Rapture take us now!!!!!
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Dylan
05-02-2009, 01:07 AM
LOL

To: Vice President Joe Biden
The Naval Observatory
One Observatory Circle NW
Washington, DC, 20008

Re: Your Big Mouth

Dear Mr. Vice President,

If you're so concerned about the health of New Yorkers, do us a favor and cover your mouth before you talk again.

We're all a little uneasy about swine flu -- and for good reason -- but your suggestion that straphangers cut up their MetroCards and cower in their apartments is reckless and stupid, damaging to our economy and our psyche.

This is the city that never sweats, at least not the small stuff. If Osama bin Laden couldn't keep us from riding the subway after 9/11, Porky Pig certainly isn't going to now.

You say you don't like confined spaces, like airplanes. Fine -- don't get on one and come here ever again.

But if you do, here's a MetroCard so you can take the subway or the bus -- just like 7 million of us do every day, through good times and bad. Squished up against each other, we may give up our privacy, and even a little bit of our dignity, but we do it with pride and resolve.

We've done it for 105 years now, through far worse epidemics than this.

Yes, the subway we love to hate is a breeding ground for entire civilizations of germs and bacteria.

But after riding the Lexington Avenue line during rush hour, our hands are still cleaner than yours are after spending just a single minute in the seedy backrooms of Washington.

On Monday, a showboating Air Force One made half the city duck and cover, bringing back memories of our darkest day.

But yesterday, Gaffe Force Two (that'd be you, Joe took a shot at our economic backbone.

You and the president claim you want to stimulate the economy. But this week, you sent people fleeing from their desks in the middle of the workday and then urged them to stay home for good.

You campaigned as a proponent of mass transit. But your remarks could generate mass hysteria.

We didn't ask for your two cents, and our subway turnstiles don't want your two bucks.

As we say in New York: Flu you, Joe. And the pig you rode in on.

Yours truly,

The New York Post staff

http://www.nypost.com/seven/05012009/photos/new_york_post_letter.jpg

StcChief
05-02-2009, 08:40 AM
LOL. Flu You Joe.

runnercyclist
05-02-2009, 09:24 AM
Just got back from a week in Puerto Vallarta. Nice place.

Lots of tequila, raicilla, and corona.

No flu symptoms yet...

warrior
05-02-2009, 10:04 AM
Actually I'm fairly certain it's you.

Agreed :(

acesn8s
05-02-2009, 01:38 PM
Finally, I get to shout "REPOST!!!" http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5729905&postcount=37 Meh


Blow it out your ass, Repost Nazi! :cuss:

Pioli Zombie
05-02-2009, 01:47 PM
And the media is reporting that ERs are being overrun by people who feel flu symptoms.

In a way this is hysterical.
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acesn8s
05-02-2009, 01:53 PM
And the media is reporting that ERs are being overrun by people who feel flu symptoms.

In a way this is hysterical.
Posted via Mobile DeviceLocate Panic button.

Press.

Repeat.

Pioli Zombie
05-02-2009, 02:24 PM
Ohhh myyyy Goddddddd. Dr Levine help meeeeeeee. I have a feeeevahhh and a cough.
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wild1
05-02-2009, 02:50 PM
One thing I find funny is that countries in the EU, Russia, even Malaysia are using heat scanners to check for people running fevers, Russia is checking every passenger who arrives from the Americas.

What precautions are we taking? Nothing.

Not even the most rudimentary attempt to contain the virus at its source, which everyone knows, for fear of stepping on political toes.

MTG#10
05-02-2009, 02:57 PM
The funniest part of this thread is the people who still think Im serious, and all of the negative rep Ive received. Now I know why Demonpenz does this so much. ROFL

CrazyPhuD
05-02-2009, 02:59 PM
I know a chick with the case of the Whine flu, does that count?

acesn8s
05-02-2009, 03:34 PM
I know a chick with the case of the Whine flu, does that count?I woke up one morning with the wine flu. I don't drink much anymore.

sd4chiefs
05-02-2009, 09:15 PM
Breaking news

Man gives pigs the swine flu.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/05/02/swine.flu/index.html

Now it is just getting silly.

StcChief
05-02-2009, 09:17 PM
I'm still cookin' brats on grill ..... I'll take my chances on old pork.

whoman69
05-02-2009, 09:24 PM
Anyone else find it suspicious that this whole swine flu thing started while Barry O was in office? I mean think about it. Barack Obama is a muslim sounding name. Muslims hate pigs. Barack Obama takes office and 3 months later we have a swine flu. Coincidence? I think not!

You do realize there was a swine flu epidemic in the 70's.

sd4chiefs
05-02-2009, 09:36 PM
You do realize there was a swine flu epidemic in the 70's.

Yes, I was there. After the media made a big deal out of it it was no big deal.

RJ
05-02-2009, 09:43 PM
Yes, I was there. After the media made a big deal out of it it was no big deal.


Well, I guess I was there, but I really don't remember much from the 70's.

I wish I could remember why.