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DiaperBoy27
04-28-2009, 02:58 PM
Not sex, but fingering.

She lies on her stomach. The man reaches between her legs and simultaneously fingers her g-spot with his thumb, and her c-note with his index finger.

Any idea what that might be called?

MoreLemonPledge
04-28-2009, 02:59 PM
The paralyzed donkey.

SBK
04-28-2009, 03:00 PM
In your case I think it's called, "an evening with mom."

Stewie
04-28-2009, 03:01 PM
I'd grab the c-note and go buy something good.

DiaperBoy27
04-28-2009, 03:02 PM
In your case I think it's called, "an evening with mom."

You didn't specify whose mom.

Craash
04-28-2009, 03:02 PM
I'd grab the c-note and go buy something good.

I suspect it's how he got the female naked and on her stomach to begin with.

Buck
04-28-2009, 03:03 PM
Cunthooks

Its probably going to get censored, but use your imagination.

Donger
04-28-2009, 03:03 PM
I call that one The Iron Fist.

Gonzo
04-28-2009, 03:04 PM
I got one.
"the siberian sack race"

you put ur nuts in a snow bank, then run in and rub them on the wife's face to warm them up.
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nychief
04-28-2009, 03:04 PM
Alex Magee?

kysirsoze
04-28-2009, 03:04 PM
The Crab Dribble

shitgoose
04-28-2009, 03:08 PM
The 7-10 Split

Mr. Krab
04-28-2009, 03:21 PM
In your case I think it's called, "an evening with mom.":LOL::LOL:


:Lin:




ROFLROFL

Dallas Chief
04-28-2009, 03:24 PM
The six pack!!!

MoreLemonPledge
04-28-2009, 03:25 PM
UR DOIN IT WRONG

http://www.wonkette.com/images/the%20new%20face%20of%20american%20diplomacy.jpg

Ultra Peanut
04-28-2009, 03:26 PM
... THE ARISTOCRATS!

luv
04-28-2009, 03:26 PM
The six pack!!!

That actually makes sense.

Archie F. Swin
04-28-2009, 03:27 PM
The Shy Gynecologist?

Pestilence
04-28-2009, 03:27 PM
The Pioli

Jenson71
04-28-2009, 03:27 PM
This is why GAZ left!

Crush
04-28-2009, 03:32 PM
The Stairway to Heaven?

luv
04-28-2009, 03:33 PM
The Pioli

He hasn't proven he's THAT good.

joesomebody
04-28-2009, 03:42 PM
How about the "chord" (C-note and a G played at the same time)? Or the "I better get something good out of this later."

Sully
04-28-2009, 03:44 PM
The Shy Gynecologist?

WINNAH!

JOhn
04-28-2009, 03:44 PM
Oops I missed, I SWEAR it was an accident :evil:

CoMoChief
04-28-2009, 03:45 PM
In your case I think it's called, "an evening with mom."

:LOL:

CoMoChief
04-28-2009, 03:58 PM
I like to call it the "A-OK"

rockymtnchief
04-28-2009, 04:06 PM
While performing this stunt, are you supposed to try and snap your fingers?

Cannibal
04-28-2009, 04:08 PM
In your case I think it's called, "an evening with mom."

ROFLROFLROFL

Red Beans
04-28-2009, 04:08 PM
How bout "The Pincher" or "Morse Code"....personally I think "the Cnote" does it for ,e.

Iowanian
04-28-2009, 04:10 PM
I hereby submit "the cooter rooter"

Mr. Arrowhead
04-28-2009, 04:15 PM
In your case I think it's called, "an evening with mom."
thats just wrong LMAO

Al Bundy
04-28-2009, 04:15 PM
I call it an evening with badgirl.

Thig Lyfe
04-28-2009, 04:17 PM
The 7-10 Split

I like this one.

Whoarethechefs
04-28-2009, 04:19 PM
The Earl Anthony =)

Katipan
04-28-2009, 04:34 PM
Fun?

Iowanian
04-28-2009, 04:35 PM
Da Deaf touch.

loochy
04-28-2009, 04:43 PM
This thread is worthless without pictures.

luv
04-28-2009, 05:00 PM
How about the "chord" (C-note and a G played at the same time)? Or the "I better get something good out of this later."

You expect something bad to come out?

diehardchief4life
04-28-2009, 05:04 PM
I believe you are referring to the culdesac.

RJ
04-28-2009, 05:05 PM
The five technique.

Predarat
04-28-2009, 05:08 PM
Im not sure but if you do it wrong its called a dealbreaker.

tonyetony
04-28-2009, 05:10 PM
If your girl likes it too much you can call it Carpel Tunnel.

DenverChief
04-28-2009, 05:17 PM
rusty trombone?

bevischief
04-28-2009, 05:52 PM
The shocker done wrong.

Demonpenz
04-28-2009, 06:05 PM
if she looks down you get to punch her in the shoulder

MIAdragon
04-28-2009, 06:57 PM
This is why GAZ left!

He was a prude?

bevischief
04-28-2009, 06:59 PM
The Haley.

Terribilis
04-28-2009, 07:06 PM
KC Platter

KcFanInGA
04-28-2009, 07:13 PM
mandible claw

StcChief
04-28-2009, 08:05 PM
mandible clawhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandible_claw

so lower (pelvic) jaw bone

ForeverChiefs58
04-28-2009, 08:20 PM
The bowling ball shine?

ForeverChiefs58
04-28-2009, 08:21 PM
Vulcan rub

Buzz
04-28-2009, 08:22 PM
My wife just had some of my tube steak smoothered in underwear... I call it the kid wasnt home.

ForeverChiefs58
04-28-2009, 08:23 PM
hitchhiking hand jive

FRCDFED
04-28-2009, 09:00 PM
There is a drink named after that technique at the local sports bar. It's called the "stinky" something. I'll find out and get back to you!

ForeverChiefs58
04-28-2009, 09:40 PM
"stinky pinkie" is something entirely different

ForeverChiefs58
04-28-2009, 09:41 PM
this thread is worthless without pics

Talisman
04-28-2009, 09:57 PM
How about the "chord" (C-note and a G played at the same time)? Or the "I better get something good out of this later."
The C and G are two of the notes that slot machines make so it sounds nice and cheery when you go into the casino. So maybe it could be called "The Jackpot" or "The One Armed Bandit."

luv
04-28-2009, 09:59 PM
The C and G are two of the notes that slot machines make so it sounds nice and cheery when you go into the casino. So maybe it could be called "The Jackpot" or "The One Armed Bandit."

Playing the Slot?

Rain Man
04-28-2009, 10:06 PM
"Molesting the Drowning Victim"

Mr. Kotter
04-28-2009, 10:08 PM
The Stairway to Heaven?

We have a Winner.... :thumb:

LaChapelle
04-28-2009, 10:11 PM
Is the other hand near her face so she can suck on your finger(s)? While you set in a yoga postion with shins crossed? I'd call it hard as a rock.

Mr. Kotter
04-28-2009, 10:12 PM
rusty trombone?

A homo's "G-spot" in his anus....doesn't count, bucko. 'Go to Jail, do NOT collect $200' you weirdo. You shouldn't spend so much time in Larimer.

luv
04-28-2009, 10:19 PM
if she looks down you get to punch her in the shoulder

If her eyes aren't rolling back in her head, you're doing something wrong.

greg63
04-28-2009, 10:43 PM
Not sex, but fingering.

She lies on her stomach. The man reaches between her legs and simultaneously fingers her g-spot with his thumb, and her c-note with his index finger.

Any idea what that might be called?

I would ask why the interest, but I don't think I really want to know. :p

TopJet2
04-28-2009, 11:41 PM
La Pistola ????

salame
04-29-2009, 01:26 AM
In your case I think it's called, "an evening with mom."

This made me laugh out loud
so loud It was almost awkward

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2009, 01:34 AM
A homo's "G-spot" in his anus....doesn't count, bucko. 'Go to Jail, do NOT collect $200' you weirdo. You shouldn't spend so much time in Larimer.

:shake:

MoreLemonPledge
04-29-2009, 04:18 AM
This made me laugh out loud
so loud It was almost awkward

Yes. WINNAR.

DenverChief
04-29-2009, 05:37 AM
:shake:

the funny part is if you google image "rusty trombone" you'll find more pics of chicks eating a guys ass than the other way around :shrug:

Jethopper
04-29-2009, 06:27 AM
The Tennessee Warbler.

Iowanian
04-29-2009, 06:53 AM
I know a guy whose wife is so fat, she doesn't get a rusty trombone....its a muddy tuba.

DiaperBoy27
04-29-2009, 09:14 AM
mandible claw

this makes a lot of sense.

Mankind would be proud.

TinyEvel
04-29-2009, 10:09 AM
I call that "the crocodile's dentist"

Jilly
04-29-2009, 10:14 AM
I would call it, "The Unsuccessful."

Katipan
04-29-2009, 10:19 AM
So i just tried to stretch my fingers wide enough...

I definitely could not reach Jilly's G-spot and her asshole at the same time.
Clit does not a G-spot make.

babygirl21
08-11-2009, 09:54 PM
Not sex, but fingering.

She lies on her stomach. The man reaches between her legs and simultaneously fingers her g-spot with his thumb, and her c-note with his index finger.

Any idea what that might be called?

the shocker...no no that's "two in the pink and one in the stink"...aint ya'll ever heard of this???

Count Zarth
08-11-2009, 09:55 PM
The Pussy Pinch

Ebolapox
08-11-2009, 09:56 PM
the shocker...

not quite. that would be two in the pink, one in the stink.

StcChief
08-11-2009, 09:56 PM
The Pussy Pinchthis coming from female body inspector and sex expert...ROFL

Count Zarth
08-11-2009, 09:57 PM
this coming from female body inspector and sex expert...ROFL

I can visualize it, so I can name it.

Thank you.

babygirl21
08-11-2009, 09:57 PM
not quite. that would be two in the pink, one in the stink.

oh, sorry i didnt see this before i edited mine...my bad