View Full Version : Life Rainman Type Poll

04-28-2009, 05:11 PM
You go to your doctor for a physical.

Everything is fine, except he tells you, never chew gum again. If you do, you have a 95% chance of dying from it.

What do you do?

(poll to follow)

04-28-2009, 05:13 PM

then get a second opinion.

04-28-2009, 05:14 PM
Are you drunk again? What was the reason for death by gum?

04-28-2009, 05:16 PM
Not Drunk.

Just a not so scientific survey.

04-28-2009, 05:19 PM
I've seen a Rainman poll....and sir.....this is no Rainman poll.

Stick to the drunk threads.

Rain Man
04-28-2009, 05:28 PM
Is he talking about nitroglycerine gum? I thought that was taken off the market years ago.

04-28-2009, 05:37 PM
95 is fucking high. I don't like gum that much.

04-28-2009, 05:50 PM
Option D: Doctors are frauds, go to a chiropractor./BucEyedPea

04-28-2009, 05:54 PM
You can have my gum when you pry it from my cold, dead jaws.

04-28-2009, 06:47 PM
Is the "gum" here alcohol?

THat makes it more interesting. And, would I die instantly, or a long, slow disintegrating from inside death.

04-28-2009, 07:04 PM
No Tiny, don't try to hijack my poll.

And it would be the equivalent of dying of a heart attack.

Bob Dole
04-28-2009, 07:05 PM
Rainman type poll?

You flatter yourself.

04-28-2009, 07:06 PM
rainman polls are never public. you, sir, are a fraud.

04-28-2009, 07:08 PM
Rainman type poll?

You flatter yourself.

..as in type as few options as posiible...this is more like an anti-rainman poll.

maybe he's swallowing his gum.

04-28-2009, 07:10 PM
Well i know the quality may bot be as good, but Immediately when I was sitting at work and thought of this, I thought it would be a poll you'd see on CP posted by Rain Man.

I'm sorry if I failed to live up to expectations.

04-28-2009, 07:15 PM
Maybe a mod can change the title to Simply_Red Type Poll

04-28-2009, 07:16 PM
I just had my first ever root canal today. Doesn't really relate to you chewing gum, just reminded me of it. GOD IT SUCKED ASS!

04-28-2009, 07:19 PM
the doc was pulling your leg. he wanted you to tell him a doctor joke. next time tell him you went to the sperm donor clinic to have your soldiers checked. Say that when the dr came in you expected them to run tests but he said that wasn't necessarry cause the nurse told the doc she had to chew before she swallowed after she blew yah, so your sperm count was plenty high.

04-28-2009, 07:29 PM
deadliest catch, without the crabs
we're almost out of oil, call the ARABS!