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Short Leash Hootie
04-30-2009, 01:17 PM
can't argue with a handle like 'soopamanluva'...

Brock
04-30-2009, 01:18 PM
i live on this planet with everyone else. I wont ever be in this situation because my wife knows the deal. im so vindictive that she wont get anything from me if she pulled any of the bs this woman did. i can be a mean dude if you piss me off. id get her fired, charged with drug possesion etc. when im done she would be destitute. when it comes down to her or me, definatelty me. always gotta protect yourself.

you dont betray me like that, because then you just screwed yourself.
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ROFL You're ridiculous. She'd get whatever the judge says she gets and there isn't one thing you can do about it. Any of the shit you're talking about doing here would get you thrown in jail. You wouldn't be the the first tough guy to find out that "yes, you too can be in this situation". Just shut up and leave the advice to people who know what they're talking about.

Dicky McElephant
04-30-2009, 01:19 PM
i live on this planet with everyone else. I wont ever be in this situation because my wife knows the deal. im so vindictive that she wont get anything from me if she pulled any of the bs this woman did. i can be a mean dude if you piss me off. id get her fired, charged with drug possesion etc. when im done she would be destitute. when it comes down to her or me, definatelty me. always gotta protect yourself. ive witnessed much worse stories than this.

you dont betray me like that, because then you just screwed yourself.
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You're divorced right now.....aren't you? Because there is no way that a woman would stay with you after you've told her that.

Fish
04-30-2009, 01:24 PM
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6454/breakup.jpg

Duck Dog
04-30-2009, 01:25 PM
if it was me, the house would mysteriously become unliveable and the car would get stolen too. take her off the insurance and have someone take that car. and the house would suddenly have a mold problem. that bitch wouldnt get anything from me. my pension would be hidden also. its time to play dirty!
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HTF are you going to hide the pension your employer manages?

sedated
04-30-2009, 01:33 PM
The ex-husbands who would go to amazing lengths to take everything from their ex-wife don't seem to consider that, if there are kids involved, you are punishing your kids as while you are punishing the ex.

soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 02:12 PM
You're divorced right now.....aren't you? Because there is no way that a woman would stay with you after you've told her that.
naw im not divorced. happily married with a beautiful daughter. my wife is one of the nicest people i have ever met and she would never betray me like that.
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Brock
04-30-2009, 02:13 PM
I'll bet Monk once thought as you do.

soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 02:21 PM
ROFL You're ridiculous. She'd get whatever the judge says she gets and there isn't one thing you can do about it. Any of the shit you're talking about doing here would get you thrown in jail. You wouldn't be the the first tough guy to find out that "yes, you too can be in this situation". Just shut up and leave the advice to people who know what they're talking about.
first of all, you dont know me or my family. you dont know what im capable of. you may be the type to let your wife take everything you owned and not do anything but cry like a bitch. im not. im very nice, very soft spoken but do not betray my trust. i know people who have inacted the type of revenge i am refering too and completely broke that woman down emotionally, got custody of the children and ended up with the wife paying cs and alimony to them! during divorces, the women are ruthless and cutthroat, you better be too or you will get burned everytime.

what you dont realize is if i betray herand cheated like that, i deserve what ever happens to me. so does she
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Brock
04-30-2009, 02:27 PM
first of all, you dont know me or my family. you dont know what im capable of. you may be the type to let your wife take everything you owned and not do anything but cry like a bitch. im not. im very nice, very soft spoken but do not betray my trust. i know people who have inacted the type of revenge i am refering too and completely broke that woman down emotionally, got custody of the children and ended up with the wife paying cs and alimony to them! during divorces, the women are ruthless and cutthroat, you better be too or you will get burned everytime.

what you dont realize is if i betray herand cheated like that, i deserve what ever happens to me. so does she
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ROFL Keep talking, you're funny. Seriously, I hope your wife hits you upside the head with divorce papers, so you can get a dose of reality.

Iowanian
04-30-2009, 02:29 PM
I'd like to see soopaluva and dcs play rockem sockem robots to the def...TO TEH DEF!!!

YAAAAAR!!!!!

Mr. Plow
04-30-2009, 02:29 PM
This is why I make my wife do anal now....because I know I'm going to take it in the ass if we ever get divorced.

Fish
04-30-2009, 02:34 PM
first of all, you dont know me or my family. you dont know what im capable of. you may be the type to let your wife take everything you owned and not do anything but cry like a bitch. im not. im very nice, very soft spoken but do not betray my trust. i know people who have inacted the type of revenge i am refering too and completely broke that woman down emotionally, got custody of the children and ended up with the wife paying cs and alimony to them! during divorces, the women are ruthless and cutthroat, you better be too or you will get burned everytime.

what you dont realize is if i betray herand cheated like that, i deserve what ever happens to me. so does she
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This guy is hilarious....

soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 02:35 PM
HTF are you going to hide the pension your employer manages?
you have to have friends in hr. i work with a guy who has the bulk of his check paid to his wife so the courts think he makes a whole lot less than he does and his ex wife doesnt know a thing. basically you have to have friends in a lot of places. another friend of mine gets the 80 percent of his check under the table because hes ordered to pay cs on a child that aint his. things can be done you just have to think and be creative.
i can tell you a story of what this wife did that will blow your mind. she was SO wrong for it but i gotta hand it to her. i wouldnt even think of the things she did
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soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 02:38 PM
ROFL Keep talking, you're funny. Seriously, I hope your wife hits you upside the head with divorce papers, so you can get a dose of reality.
sorry that wont happen because of the almight PRENUP! but if they try and throw that out, thats when you get creative.
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Brock
04-30-2009, 02:38 PM
He's the internet divoce guru, that's for sure. ROFL

Mr. Plow
04-30-2009, 02:38 PM
He's the internet divoce guru, that's for sure. ROFL

Sounds like he & his friends have plenty of experience.

Brock
04-30-2009, 02:39 PM
sorry that wont happen because of the almight PRENUP! but if they try and throw that out, thats when you get creative.
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Yeah, I'm sure you have a prenup. The impression I'm getting from you is that the only marital assets we're talking about is your ragged out 92 Z28.

Fish
04-30-2009, 02:43 PM
Bitch, I got connections. I got friends in HR and a lot of places. My friend taught me how to avoid paying child support. You don't know what I'm capable of. I'm creative dammit!

ROFL

soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 02:49 PM
Yeah, I'm sure you have a prenup. The impression I'm getting from you is that the only marital assets we're talking about is your ragged out 92 Z28.

naw buddy, i dont buy american cars. the only one i have is a corvette and thats hers(her dad passed and left it to her). she can have it.
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Amnorix
04-30-2009, 02:49 PM
Whoa dude chill how are you gonna call me out for my personal opinion? I understand that your trying to be understanding and look cool for the few ladies here, but sorry if I have no sympathy for a man OR woman cheats on their spouse. I simply stated if someone cheats then they dont deserve a dime. Whatever you do dont lose sleep on MY opinion.

Original use of the word idiotic....;)

I agree, their position isn't sympathetic, but Court's aren't about sympathy. There's more than sympathy for someone who got wronged going on here.

Besides, would you support the wife getting 100% if the man cheated?

Amnorix
04-30-2009, 02:50 PM
being a housewife was her job. by cheating, she chose to quit her job. when you quit , you dont have any benefits. you get shown the door. screw her, its not his problem how she eats or lives. she lost that priveledge when she stepped out. the chick should be on her own
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You're right. That's exactly how it works.

And when Mr. Corporate Executive nails his secretary, then the wife gets 100%, right?

Amnorix
04-30-2009, 02:51 PM
I worked with a retired Chief Warrant officer once that had just gone through a divorce after 20+ years of marriage. He gave up his house, a vehicle, most of thier belongings and half his retirement pay.

He told me he had devised a plan TOO LATE to put into action.

First he said he would get a bottle of something potent and then stalk her till he found her somewhere he could run the B**** over.

Stop the vehicle and commence drinking out of the bottle till the police/sherrif arrived.

When his lawyer went to court he would claim temporary insanity from the alcohol and hope for "Involutary Manslaughter".

After serving a 7-10 year stretch or less he would be free of all obligation.

As it stood she had everything and half his retirement pay for the rest of her life.

His claim to fame was 7-10 was nothing compared to 30 to 40 years.

There was an episode of Quincy where the guy did something just like this. The old Jack Klugman series.

soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 02:52 PM
He's the internet divoce guru, that's for sure. ROFL

im far from it. i have never been divorced. i've never had to do any of that stuff, i have just seen it done. like i said, if it was me who cheated and she wanted to ruin my life, i deserve everything she does.
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soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 02:53 PM
You're right. That's exactly how it works.

And when Mr. Corporate Executive nails his secretary, then the wife gets 100%, right?


like i said, if he is at fault, he deserves everything that happens to him. he brought it on hisself. screw him
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Coogs
04-30-2009, 02:54 PM
my wife is one of the nicest people i have ever met and she would never betray me like that.
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Never say never. Heck, the Schwan's man is probably making a delivery at your house right now. ;)

Amnorix
04-30-2009, 02:55 PM
like i said, if he is at fault, he deserves everything that happens to him. he brought it on hisself. screw him
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Look up "no fault divorce" sometime.

And you'll take what the judge gives you and like it unless you plan YEARS in advance by offshoring assets and playing similar games.

soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 03:03 PM
Look up "no fault divorce" sometime.

And you'll take what the judge gives you and like it unless you plan YEARS in advance by offshoring assets and playing similar games.

you are not understanding me. i know about no fault divorce. thats not the fault i was reffering to. im talking about if he broke the marriage vows the woman should takes his scandolous self to the cleaners and if the woman cheats she shouldnt get a dime. wrong or not thats how i see it.
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soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 03:04 PM
Never say never. Heck, the Schwan's man is probably making a delivery at your house right now. ;)
lol
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soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 03:18 PM
For eveyone who thinks I'm crazy read this. To the OP, I know it sucks now, but your situation is beautiful compared to this: (I got this from another board)

I'm a 42 year old male who arrived home from a business trip one day to receive the standard about to be a divorced dad package. No warning of course, just locks changed, bank accounts cleaned out, credit cards maxed out, all valuables moved to her parents, and of course a temporary restraining order and false charge of "domestic violence”. I was left with the lesser of our two vehicles, my cell phone, the clothes on my back (from a 3 day business trip), and what I had in my wallet which was about $6.

I went to a friends house to stay the night and try to arrange to see my children but as I couldn't call my soon to be ex this proved pointless. As the days went by I received a pendite lite hearing granting my wife roughly 70% of my take home salary in spousal and child support. They also granted her full exclusive use of my house and everything in it, the nicer of the two vehicles (for the children!), and ordered me to pay that months mortgage payment + all debts not directly associated with the house (read: our credit cards which she maxed out while I was gone).

With the bank accounts, we had just redid out mortgage (much lower interest rate) and had roughly $40,000 within same not including my monthly salary (take home = $5,480.55). I also received an advance of $1500 from my employer to take the very last class for a master’s degree (which I had to pay my employer back for of course). I am paid once a month and she timed it perfectly. When I got back on the 3rd of the month all but $5 was in our joint accounts and she moved all of the money to a newly opened personal account for her and transferred $15,000 to her parents. To make matters worse all the bills including the mortgage and the bill for my final masters class electronically hit on the 5th, 2 days later. So with $6 available to me and no paycheck till the 1st of next month I was ordered to pay that months mortgage of $1450 (plus late fees as she caused this to bounce), $3,800 in support to her, another $350 in student loans, minimum payments on the credit cards of $300 (this was new I paid these off every month religiously), about $400 in bounced check fees which includes getting money to the doctor/dentist/auto shop etc. because the checks I wrote to them bounced, $1500 to my employer for the class I couldn't take as she stole the money for it, somehow find a place a live (rent), and of course buy things like food, gas, etc. Plus there was one more very important wrinkle...

I held one of the highest security clearances available and performed only cleared work which helped justify my salary to my employer. If that DV charge stuck or if I received ANYTHING other than a full not guilty I would lose my clearance and my job INSTANTLY. This meant I had to hire a criminal defense attorney also as losing my job would stop all income and woe be to the heretic that violates the sacrament of child support for any reason whatsoever. That scum only deserves jail - bonus points if their injured, in a coma, on deployment, etc.

I was able to scrape together a $14,500 loan from my credit union to pay for all of the above, find a place to live, and hire 2 lawyers, one to cover the divorce and another to fight the domestic violence charge. At the trial for the "Domestic Violence" charge my now ex swore up and down that I had hit her several weeks before right after returning from a business trip. Naturally she was so traumatized by this experience that she just had to "take action" while I was conveniently away so as to protect herself and prevent me from doing this again upon my return. Fortunately my defense lawyer made chutney of her testimony, demanding she point out on a calendar exactly when it happened, what the weather was like (she said it happened outside), etc. Well she stated, and restated that it was sunny out, about 4pm in the afternoon when in fact it was raining on that day and oh yeah... I wouldn't return for another TWO FULL days, and then it was late at night (no sun), and this day too was rainy - She broke down on the stand and said something to the effect of "Well I know it happened but I don't remember the facts!!!” Not guilty - $1500 for the defense - no restitution for me for the false charge (it won't be the last) and of course no punishment for her for making the false charge.

A few weeks later with the not guilty verdict I was able to get the restraining order cancelled. The order getting cancelled was good as she tried more than once to trick me into "meeting her somewhere to talk about things" and used the children as bait. The first time I agreed to meet but had the sense to have a friend drive by the location and watch the place for an hour before she arrived. About 20 minutes before the meeting was to take place she arrived with her father and a sheriff in tow... Gosh wonder what that meeting would have been like with a live restraining order in place?

It took me 5 months of wrangling before I could actually see my children (I have 3 all under 5 years) and the only way this was allowed was for her to meet me at a local restaurant with them. I had to agree to pay for her and my children’s meals as she was a poor single destitute mother of 3 etc. ad nauseum. Well on one of these meetings I receive a call that my truck (handed to her by the judge "FOR THE CHILDREN!!" wouldn't start. I wanted to see my kids and it had been a few months so like an idiot I agreed to drive us all to the restaurant. 3 weeks later I'm arrested for another false "domestic violence" charge and once again have to pay for a full defense. Seems I "hit" her when I went to pick her up which was of course a lie. Another $1500, no witnesses, no marks, oh and I accidentally recorded the whole meeting with a buttonhole camera that clearly showed I did nothing. I presented this evidence to the judge hoping that this would actually prompt him to consider charges of perjury but I was informed that because of the terrible stress she was under that I should just forgive and forget and oh be a dear and cover the $1500 for my attorney as this is clearly the higher road and what any about to destroyed man should do. Without belaboring this too much another false "Domestic Violence" charge (3rd) was also placed a month later when I was out of town - another $1500, another acquittal.

Right after this my lawyer and her lawyer finally agree on a visitation schedule “graciously” allowing me to see my children twice a month. Naturally she demands I come to the house, alone, sans camera (wants me to sign something promising I won't bring it), to pick up my children. I refuse and demand we do the exchange at a neutral location with cameras, listing the false charges and attempts to put me in jail whenever we're alone. Long story short they refuse, and I have to actually take her to court to demand that she drive 5 minutes (3 miles) down the road to a busy gas station with cameras everywhere for the exchange. I have to drive 62 miles from where I am living but 3 miles is just too much for her. I "win" but I am ordered to pay her legal fees incurred while contesting this ($2000 for my lawyer plus another $2500 for hers). By this time I’ve had to take out two more loans from my father to cover the costs of these shenanigans and my soon to be ex absolutely refuses to let me take out an equity loan on my own house as both our names are on it and she wants it all.

Months go by and the time for the final trial is almost upon us. Property settlement agreements are flying back and forth with ridiculous demands coming from the other side including: She keeps everything she stole, I pay off all "mutual" debt, she gets the house, she keeps all family heirlooms including ones from my family, she keeps the truck, my 10 year old car is sold with the proceeds split 70/30 in her favor, I pay her lawyer $20,000, she gets a raise of alimony/child support to $4400 (from $3800), the alimony of $2400 per month would be for *life* (we were married 8 years), she takes all children off her taxes forever (yes this was bizarre I don't understand it either), she gets the entire tax return for the coming year whatever it is. Obviously I couldn't agree to any of this and so we went to court... she received: 70% of my house (plus all costs associated with selling it to come out of MY meager share when sold), another $2,500 attorney fees, alimony of $2200 for 15 years (she's 30), $1600 child support with yearly adjustments, she got to keep ALL furniture, heirlooms, and anything of value she took as it was just too difficult to separate those things as they had been mingled with her parents stuff. I was awarded ALL debt including the credit cards and (bizarrely) the annual home owners association dues of $600 needed to be paid by me. I got to “generously” keep my car. I was also forced to continue to provide health and dental insurance for the children basically forever. The judge went out of her way to emphasize that although this "seems like a lot" it was really for the best and then threatened me with jail if I couldn't or wouldn't meet all of these obligations.

Months before I was forced to find additional under the table work (contracting for cash) in order to keep up with the frequent demands placed on me. I was working most weekends so I could never see my kids, and furthermore when the time to see them arrived she'd almost always find some excuse to deny my seeing them. The only relief I had centered on a woman I met 8 months after my ex began this, and I was living with her by her good graces as I could afford to pay no rent. Then it happened... On a rare free weekend I went to pick up my kids and when I arrived at the gas station my ex introduced me to her "friend" who would be babysitting my children and she wanted me to meet her (very magnanimous no?). My ex then handed me a pack of pictures for my daughter (her first year in school) and told me there was an order form inside where I could get some more. I pulled out the form and pictures, noted the prices listed on the form, and stuffed it back into the envelope. I couldn't afford to order pics but I could at least scan the ones provided for free and maybe blow them up and print them at work. 3 weeks later I receive a nasty note from her lawyer lauding his performance in court and cynically chiding me for the outcome. Apparently my ex decided that the 'stimulus' package should be hers and she should also be compensated for the hot water heater and roof repair on "my" house so she could sell it and take the money. I claimed I was never served with such a notice AS IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME TO LOOK INSIDE THE PICTURE ENVELOPE WHERE, TAPED FACE DOWN TO THE BACK AND INSIDE, WAS A SUMMONS. Seems the "babysitter" and "friend" (she is both actually) was also a part time process server and she testified that she handed it to me legally. The gas station tapes had already been recorded over so I couldn't get them as proof and they knew it. Since I wasn't there, my ex won everything she demanded and then some. Another $12,500 for house repairs (how they arrived at this number I have no idea), $5,000 more for attorney fees, the entire stimulus package, and my portion of the tax return I guess to teach me a lesson.

I didn't have anything close to the amount of money they were demanding and my house wasn't selling in this market. To add insult to injury I received a note from the Dept Homeland Security stating that even though I was innocent of the three false DV charges they felt that a “reinvestigation” should take place before allowing me to perform any more cleared work. My clearance was suspended “pending review". No amount of talking to them would suffice and I was let go from my main employer the next day. This is when I made the decision... I called an old college friend I hadn't seen in years and spent an evening talking to him and asked him a huge favor. "Yes" was his answer... Over the next 30 days I applied for as many personal and "signature" loans as possible and I deliberately missed the deadline to pay my ex. A contempt hearing was scheduled and 5 days before it occurred I tearfully said goodbye to my girlfriend, boarded a plane, and left the United States forever.

I am now a "deadbeat dad" and thus evil and I cannot return home. Within 10 years I will owe my ex over $1.1 million dollars assuming 10% interest and no additional court penalties. My passport is good until 2018 but if I ever cross a U.S. border I will be arrested and imprisoned as this slave just couldn't produce enough to satisfy his “massa”. Looking back on all of this (I’ve been abroad now for over a month) I still can't believe how quickly I went from most trusted American citizen to most hated and it still seems a blur. I fully realize that I could easily serve more time for my 'crimes' than I could for murder and the trial for murder would at least involve a jury, rules of evidence, and a presumption of innocence. Let this be a lesson for all those who can't bring themselves to leave: MURDER is now a better solution than being continuously jailed for child support and the dead do not collect alimony... Just another day in paradise I suppose.

You see I was to discover that this was never really about money as my ex has parents who are very well off and promised to take care of her - she needed nothing. Her parents wrote her lawyer a blank check and said do everything you can to get him, destroy him, and put him in jail. She wanted me in prison, period, and money was simply the method to do it. Family court decrees are always backed with threats of violence and contempt orders that jail, jail, and jail without thought or mercy or reason and the corruption is so deep it can't change until the U.S. finally and mercifully collapses. The game is decided from the word "go". I am now desperately trying to find work while in exile, so that I can stop living off the kindness of others. Before I left I served as a Network Architect and I am willing to go anywhere (non west preferred as the tentacles of the U.S. are long and stretch everywhere). We'll see how it goes...

God be with everyone who has had to go through this or had a friend or loved one who has. The first step to getting my life back is to have a goal and before I left I gave what few friends who didn't mindlessly turn on me when it all started a special address they can contact me at. When and if the time ever comes and they have a choice of jail or leaving, I will be there to help with a bed and a roof and freedom. Perhaps that will be the only good to come out of this, the ability to help another as I have been helped. I urge anyone reading this to offer the same. Make no mistake, what is needed is a full underground railroad akin to the kind that existed in the days of Harriet Tubman... but no one mourns for men.

Deadbeat Dad #3475739 signing off
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MOhillbilly
04-30-2009, 03:22 PM
when/if i get married i will bury that bitch before she divorces.:D

Crashride
04-30-2009, 03:24 PM
I agree, their position isn't sympathetic, but Court's aren't about sympathy. There's more than sympathy for someone who got wronged going on here.

Besides, would you support the wife getting 100% if the man cheated?

Absolutley I support that, this thing goes both ways. But if the man cheated should she get 100%? I dont think she should, thats when I feel the current system should take place.

Duck Dog
04-30-2009, 03:43 PM
you have to have friends in hr. i work with a guy who has the bulk of his check paid to his wife so the courts think he makes a whole lot less than he does and his ex wife doesnt know a thing. basically you have to have friends in a lot of places. another friend of mine gets the 80 percent of his check under the table because hes ordered to pay cs on a child that aint his. things can be done you just have to think and be creative.
i can tell you a story of what this wife did that will blow your mind. she was SO wrong for it but i gotta hand it to her. i wouldnt even think of the things she did
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OK, sure.

Brock
04-30-2009, 04:04 PM
you are not understanding me. i know about no fault divorce. thats not the fault i was reffering to. im talking about if he broke the marriage vows the woman should takes his scandolous self to the cleaners and if the woman cheats she shouldnt get a dime. wrong or not thats how i see it.
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It's wrong, no matter how you see it. You're just some guy commenting on things you have no experience with, obviously.

Iowanian
04-30-2009, 04:09 PM
You guys sure derailed the speeding funny-train.

Katipan
04-30-2009, 04:14 PM
when/if i get married i will bury that bitch before she divorces.:D

Now where have I heard that before...

raybec 4
04-30-2009, 04:18 PM
when/if i get married i will bury that bitch before she divorces.:D

You're right, we definitely know some of the same people.

MOhillbilly
04-30-2009, 04:21 PM
Now where have I heard that before...


oh!oh! -waves hand in excited manner-


your ex-husband.

I went through a divorce and the only thing that really made it end was one of the parties died.-my own little silver lining-

soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 04:23 PM
OK, sure.
Believe what you want
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soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 04:27 PM
It's wrong, no matter how you see it. You're just some guy commenting on things you have no experience with, obviously.
And you are an expert? If not, the same applies to you too. Go ahead and hand them the lube when they bend you over.....

Won't happen to me
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raybec 4
04-30-2009, 04:28 PM
And you are an expert? If not, the same applies to you too. Go ahead and hand them the lube when they bend you over.....

Won't happen to me
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Easy Midnight Vulture, don't get your panties bunched up.

Katipan
04-30-2009, 04:32 PM
I went through a divorce and the only thing that really made it end was one of the parties died.-my own little silver lining-

If only mine had been so easy.

But I'd have needed an elephant gun. Or a tank.

soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 04:36 PM
Easy Midnight Vulture, don't get your panties bunched up.
I'm good. Its funny reading what everyone is saying about my wanting to get revenge. Go back and read that story I posted. What would all you experts do in that situation? Nobody has anything to say about that. She deserves everything I'm talking about.
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Brock
04-30-2009, 04:38 PM
And you are an expert? If not, the same applies to you too. Go ahead and hand them the lube when they bend you over.....

Won't happen to me
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I'm expert enough to know you don't know what you're babbling about. That's all.

Iowanian
04-30-2009, 04:50 PM
I'd guess the mini-series you posted is about half of the story....but that's just me cuddling with the probable truth.

Fish
04-30-2009, 04:50 PM
I'm good. Its funny reading what everyone is saying about my wanting to get revenge. Go back and read that story I posted. What would all you experts do in that situation? Nobody has anything to say about that. She deserves everything I'm talking about.
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That story was about as bullshit as your knowledge on the topic. You're a fool with nothing but misconceptions about divorce. Hopefully you won't ever have to learn the truth.

soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 04:58 PM
I'm expert enough to know you don't know what you're babbling about. That's all.

And you don't either
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soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 05:01 PM
That story was about as bullshit as your knowledge on the topic. You're a fool with nothing but misconceptions about divorce. Hopefully you won't ever have to learn the truth.

The story was real. your misconceptions allow you not believe things happen that way. Go ahead and live in your bubble. When you get messed over you have noone to blame but.....YOU.
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soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 05:04 PM
I'd guess the mini-series you posted is about half of the story....but that's just me cuddling with the probable truth.

That's the whole story, I actually chatted to this brotha. She was upset that he travelled all the time. That's the reason why she did it.

Stories like that are all over the place. Just do a search. You will learn real fast. Those courts don't give a damn about men.
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soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 05:06 PM
That story was about as bullshit as your knowledge on the topic. You're a fool with nothing but misconceptions about divorce. Hopefully you won't ever have to learn the truth.

Are you an expert sir?
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Fish
04-30-2009, 05:38 PM
Are you an expert sir?
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Expert? No. But I have been through a divorce. You have not. And I can assure you that your personal feelings of revenge are absolutely irrelevant to how the divorce process goes. No matter how mad you think you'd be, your ass would end up in jail the instant you allow your emotions to affect the divorce process. And the judge isn't going to share your simplistic moral view of whether she "deserved" it or not. Your plans of revenge would backfire on you so quickly your head would spin and you'd be left on your ass with absolutely nothing.

soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 05:55 PM
Expert? No. But I have been through a divorce. You have not. And I can assure you that your personal feelings of revenge are absolutely irrelevant to how the divorce process goes. No matter how mad you think you'd be, your ass would end up in jail the instant you allow your emotions to affect the divorce process. And the judge isn't going to share your simplistic moral view of whether she "deserved" it or not. Your plans of revenge would backfire on you so quickly your head would spin and you'd be left on your ass with absolutely nothing.


The judge has nothing to do with what I'm going to do. Like I'm gonna advertise that stuff in court. Come on man be smarter than that. She won't even know it was me who set things up. They wouldn't even beable to prove I knew anything about it. Since when do you go to jail for getting someone fired? You are thinking that I would be seen doing the stuff, no sir, id just be the mastermind behind it. I would have an airtight alibi also so it won't ever get back to me. There are plenty of ways to make people look foolish that are completely legal. If you sit down and think, you can get creative
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Fish
04-30-2009, 06:03 PM
The judge has nothing to do with what I'm going to do. Like I'm gonna advertise that stuff in court. Come on man be smarter than that. She won't even know it was me who set things up. They wouldn't even beable to prove I knew anything about it. Since when do you go to jail for getting someone fired? You are thinking that I would be seen doing the stuff, no sir, id just be the mastermind behind it. I would have an airtight alibi also so it won't ever get back to me. There are plenty of ways to make people look foolish that are completely legal. If you sit down and think, you can get creative
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Back to comedy.... right on......

I'm sure you'd be the best innocent ex-husband mastermind in a long list of other idiots that thought they could get away with it. Nobody would ever suspect a thing.....

Could you detail a few of your "plans", that you would recommend to a fella? I'm quite curious to hear it.

Iowanian
04-30-2009, 06:13 PM
Supa is so tough, on his wedding night, he filled his mrs snapper full of mini-snickers, hung her from the ceiling fan and beat her with his 10lb womb hammer until the candy came out, just to warn her about leavin'.

I'll bet he's got the Jules Wallet to prove it.

soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 06:19 PM
Supa is so tough, on his wedding night, he filled his mrs snapper full of mini-snickers, hung her from the ceiling fan and beat her with his 10lb womb hammer until the candy came out, just to warn her about leavin'.

I'll bet he's got the Jules Wallet to prove it.


Naw man, far from it. No tough guy over here. I'm just a regular guy. I don't fight or argue or anything.
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soopamanluva
04-30-2009, 06:37 PM
Back to comedy.... right on......

I'm sure you'd be the best innocent ex-husband mastermind in a long list of other idiots that thought they could get away with it. Nobody would ever suspect a thing.....

Could you detail a few of your "plans", that you would recommend to a fella? I'm quite curious to hear it.


You must think I'm going to bring harm to her person or something. No, it won't be anything like that. Just a bunch of lil things that make her look bad and ruin her standing in the community. Just little stuff like: get her fired. You can get any ol person to run in a place of business and act a fool. Mess with her car insurance. File abunch of dv charges against her. Have some pics find their way to her family. mess up her credit. etc...

That's just some of the simple things like that, but it could get much deeper depending on how far she wants to take it.
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Chieftain58
04-30-2009, 06:43 PM
Fuggin women! I went through a Divorce 7 years ago, took me for everything and have paid her child support for all them years(4 more left) and I still hate the biotch!! Wooot... She still calls me and asks for money (2 days ago)because her broke dick boyfriend is an aspiring unemployed tatoo artist! I told her I would think about it..NOT .. I am happily remarried and have a beautiful 2 year old son to show for it.. All I can say is it will get better but it will never go away...