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Buck
04-30-2009, 03:44 PM
What do you think it is?

I had KFC for lunch, or it may be Swine Flu

DeezNutz
04-30-2009, 03:44 PM
Are you sick from the dick, or is it the swine?

Mr. Flopnuts
04-30-2009, 03:45 PM
I think you're nervous about leaving the nest.

DeezNutz
04-30-2009, 03:46 PM
I think you're nervous about leaving the nest.

ROFL

kstater
04-30-2009, 03:47 PM
This thread is worthless...

Rooster
04-30-2009, 03:47 PM
KFC? Nasty stuff...

Crush
04-30-2009, 03:47 PM
Why can it not be both?

unothadeal
04-30-2009, 03:48 PM
Kentucky Swine Chicken?

gblowfish
04-30-2009, 03:48 PM
If it were KFC you'd have avian flu....

Mr. Flopnuts
04-30-2009, 03:50 PM
P.S KFC doesn't serve chicken. Don't believe me? Google it.

chiefs1111
04-30-2009, 03:51 PM
probably just the KFC

Mr. Flopnuts
04-30-2009, 03:52 PM
probably just the KFC

You sure are confident........................

Buck
04-30-2009, 03:52 PM
P.S KFC doesn't serve chicken. Don't believe me? Google it.

Snopes says you are wrong.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.asp

Fish
04-30-2009, 03:52 PM
How long has it been since you've humped a hog? That should give us a better idea...

Buck
04-30-2009, 03:53 PM
How long has it been since you've humped a hog? That should give us a better idea...

I haven't slept w/ Redrum's mom in nearly 3 months.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-30-2009, 03:54 PM
Snopes says you are wrong.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.asp

It's a shame that you're a snopes fan. Let me ask you a question. What makes snopes more credible than google? Huh? Answer that you son of a bitch!

Buck
04-30-2009, 03:58 PM
It's a shame that you're a snopes fan. Let me ask you a question. What makes snopes more credible than google? Huh? Answer that you son of a bitch!

I'm not a fan of snopes, however it was the first link that came up when I used google.

ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
04-30-2009, 04:01 PM
I'm not a fan of snopes, however it was the first link that came up when I used google.

ROFL

I'm just gonna go stand over here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Fish
04-30-2009, 04:01 PM
I haven't slept w/ Redrum's mom in nearly 3 months.

OK... you're good then.

Buck
04-30-2009, 04:02 PM
Damn man, 4 times in the last 30 minutes.

I knew I should have avoided that place.

kaplin42
04-30-2009, 04:07 PM
What do you think it is?

I had KFC for lunch, or it may be Swine Flu

It is no longer the Swine Flu. It is now called the Zombie Flu. And if you start to get a craving for raw meat, start panicing.

Crush
04-30-2009, 04:13 PM
It is no longer the Swine Flu. It is now called the Zombie Flu. And if you start to get a craving for raw meat, start panicing.

Damn mutations.

Stewie
04-30-2009, 04:20 PM
Paranoina, self destroyia...

CrazyPhuD
04-30-2009, 04:51 PM
I think you have donkey flu from the burro show in TJ.

88TG88
04-30-2009, 04:55 PM
It sounds like a bad case of ghey.

Buehler445
04-30-2009, 04:55 PM
4 times in 30 minutes? You're almost done then. After that there can't be too much more to poop out until you are empty.
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Buck
04-30-2009, 05:00 PM
It sounds like a bad case of ghey.
I was afraid it might be this.
4 times in 30 minutes? You're almost done then. After that there can't be too much more to poop out until you are empty.
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Yeah, I haven't since then.

Immodium AD FTW though.

Fritz88
04-30-2009, 05:01 PM
I told you to quit fucking pigs a long time ago.

CrazyPhuD
04-30-2009, 05:02 PM
4 times in 30 minutes? You're almost done then. After that there can't be too much more to poop out until you are empty.
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well unless there is someone else who's packing it back in as he's pushing it out.

Fritz88
04-30-2009, 05:07 PM
well unless there is someone else who's packing it back in as he's pushing it out.

In reality, every time we shit we are technically getting anally fucked.

Hog Farmer
04-30-2009, 05:50 PM
Seriously, What color is your poop ?

Swine flu gives you a darker stool .

KFC gives you a more yellowish stool.

bevischief
04-30-2009, 06:12 PM
Green is anti-freeze...

Red Beans
04-30-2009, 06:26 PM
Depends on if you've started shitting out pork tenderloin or not...

Mr. Flopnuts
04-30-2009, 06:32 PM
In reality, every time we shit we are technically getting anally fucked.

:spock:

Buck
04-30-2009, 06:33 PM
Strangely enough I ate the Red Beans...

unothadeal
04-30-2009, 06:38 PM
When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

When you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall, Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-30-2009, 06:55 PM
maybe its a tuma

Pioli Zombie
04-30-2009, 09:21 PM
When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

When you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall, Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

When you're sliding into third, and you feel a mushy turd, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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Red Beans
04-30-2009, 09:58 PM
Strangely enough I ate the Red Beans...

Spicy and delicious...

MoreLemonPledge
05-01-2009, 02:47 AM
My Dr. Pepper only had 21 flavors. I'm calling to demand my other 2.