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big nasty kcnut
05-01-2009, 02:00 AM
That i wont be remember like jim was i'm not the coolest or funnest but i alway to be a friend that all but nobody call or email me and if i died noone would care even though you are li
ke family to me.
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MikeMaslowski
05-01-2009, 02:36 AM
Hmmm....

Well, I will remember you as the guy whos name brought the dirtiest thought to my mind...

Like when I go to my next Chiefs game, after we win, I will go back to the hotel and blow a big nasty kcnut on my wifes butt...

how does that sound?

MoreLemonPledge
05-01-2009, 02:38 AM
I will go back to the hotel and blow a big nasty kcnut on my wifes butt...

how does that sound?

Descriptive.

Fritz88
05-01-2009, 05:05 AM
Bro, you worry a little too much. Just live life as it is and be who you are. Try new things but do not expect anything back in return or wait for acceptance or approval.

ziggysocki
05-01-2009, 05:37 AM
Drunk post? English as a second language? I guess so... I'll go with that. Buy advertising on tv and tell people you are awesome. Since it is on tv they will know its true.

Coach
05-01-2009, 05:38 AM
*Scratches head in confusion. Shrugs and walks away from this thread*

Hog Farmer
05-01-2009, 06:35 AM
You should masturbate animals. Then you will be remembered forever !

Warrior5
05-01-2009, 06:51 AM
How in the world could anyone forget kcnut?

You are forever enshrined in the annals of Chiefsplanet history for your articulate and eloquent actions as the tailgunner on Dreamsicle.:thumb:

Dartgod
05-01-2009, 06:55 AM
Nut, you are like ChiefsPlanet's younger goofy brother. Kind of our "Beaver" in a way. You would be remembered.

Why the concern? You having health issues, or more of a long term thing because of your disability?

Iowanian
05-01-2009, 06:57 AM
Nut.

I promise that I'll remember you with a simulated argument between kcnut and skinsbra. It can be a rap battle if you prefer that.

Jethopper
05-01-2009, 07:02 AM
I couldn't read/understand your post.......

Skip Towne
05-01-2009, 07:06 AM
No worries, "Nut. You will be remembered.

Iowanian
05-01-2009, 07:07 AM
The good news is, you've probably got 40-50 years to scratch your mark on the planet like an outhouse poem.

ChiTown
05-01-2009, 07:13 AM
I worry.......that I have no fkn clue what you are talking about, but everyone else does.:huh:

Iowanian
05-01-2009, 07:18 AM
I worry.......that I have no fkn clue what you are talking about, but everyone else does.:huh:

He said
"there I was, tenderizing the beef curtains of this fly hair-stylin' honey that had been tightenin' up my fade, and just when I was about to get to the good part, this dumb honky blundered in and killed the mood"

ChiTown
05-01-2009, 07:25 AM
He said
"there I was, tenderizing the beef curtains of this fly hair-stylin' honey that had been tightenin' up my fade, and just when I was about to get to the good part, this dumb honky blundered in and killed the mood"

:doh!:

Sorry, Nut.........

stevieray
05-01-2009, 07:29 AM
are you kidding? c'mon man...

aint gonna happen..not on my watch...

you prolly have one of the most genuine hearts on this board.

Rain Man
05-01-2009, 08:58 AM
I've already written entries for the obituary threads for every Chiefsplanet member with more than 1,000 posts. kcnut's is:

Wow. Sorry to hear about that. I thought he knew better than to climb power poles.


So there. You're covered.

Brock
05-01-2009, 08:59 AM
Who could forget the nut?

Rain Man
05-01-2009, 09:01 AM
Who could forget the nut?


My entry for you is:


I kind of wonder why it took so long. Did they find the head yet?

Scorp
05-01-2009, 09:03 AM
My entry for you is:


I kind of wonder why it took so long. Did they find the head yet?

Oh do me..... do me! o:-)

DeezNutz
05-01-2009, 09:04 AM
Who could forget the nut?

I initially read this as, "Who could forget to nut."

Not my self-indulged ass.

Iowanian
05-01-2009, 09:10 AM
If it make you feel good, I give this as your Eulogy and exchange brewster for nut and chicken with hooter girl.

The Energetic Rooster
There once was a farmer who had a few chickens. For financial reasons, the farmer wanted to increase the egg production from his chickens and go into business. And so, the farmer set out to buy a rooster. He drove across the county to another farm that had many chickens and roosters.

The first farmer asks, "I'd like to buy a rooster."

The second farmer says, "No problem. What's he for?"

The first farmer says, "I want a rooster so that my chickens can have more chickens and lay more eggs."

The second farmer points to a rooster, "Okay. Take Brewster over there... he'll do all your chickens for you." The rooster he pointed out was lying on his back and breathing heavily.

The first farmer exclaims, "What? You've got to be kidding. That rooster is practically dead! He's breathing like there's no tomorrow."

The second farmer says, "Don't worry, he'll do fine. I guarantee he'll do all your chickens and you'll end up with more eggs than you could ever imagine."

Well, the first farmer thinks about it, and finally agrees, "Okay. A guarantee is a guarantee. Sold." He scoops up Brewster and lays him in the back of his truck.

As soon as the farmer pulls into his yard, Brewster leaps out of the truck and grabs a chicken. After he's done with one, he does another, and another...

The farmer says, "Take it easy Brewster! You're going to hurt yourself!"

Brewster just waves, grabs another chicken, and nails that one too. He proceeds to do all the chickens just as the other farmer had promised. When he finishes the chickens, he runs after the dog, and does him too.

The farmer is starting to get a little worried.

Brewster then does the cat, the horse, and all the other farm animals too. He then starts chasing after the farmer's wife!

Some time passes and the farmer can't find Brewster anywhere. He looks everywhere and eventually finds the poor rooster on his back, motionless, with a flock of vultures circling overhead.

The farmer cries out to himself, "Oh no! I told him to be careful! Now look what's happened."

Brewster opens one eye and whispers, "Shhh! They're about to land."

Pioli Zombie
05-01-2009, 09:13 AM
But as Robert Klein used to say the moment you are dead you won't care

Oh no the kids the family what if-I DONT CARE
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Rain Man
05-01-2009, 09:20 AM
Oh do me..... do me! o:-)

Yours is:


Oh, god. I can't even imagine dying like that. I think I'm going to throw up.

Pestilence
05-01-2009, 09:24 AM
Yours is:


Oh, god. I can't even imagine dying like that. I think I'm going to throw up.

I'm next...

Rain Man
05-01-2009, 09:30 AM
I'm next...


Yours is:

I didn't know that could kill you. I thought it just itched a lot.

Pestilence
05-01-2009, 09:32 AM
Yours is:

I didn't know that could kill you. I thought it just itched a lot.

So close it's scary. :thumb:

Scorp
05-01-2009, 09:33 AM
Yours is:


Oh, god. I can't even imagine dying like that. I think I'm going to throw up.

Oh that is pleasant........umm thanks?:huh:

Pennywise
05-01-2009, 09:49 AM
Hmmm....

Well, I will remember you as the guy whos name brought the dirtiest thought to my mind...

Like when I go to my next Chiefs game, after we win, I will go back to the hotel and blow a big nasty kcnut on my wifes butt...

how does that sound?


What a freaky avatar.

Vicenza, Italy is 3/325th land is it not?

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-01-2009, 10:14 AM
That i wont be remember like jim was i'm not the coolest or funnest but i alway to be a friend that all but nobody call or email me and if i died noone would care even though you are li
ke family to me.
Posted via Mobile Device

Give me your e-mail and I'll e-mail you. See your problems are solved.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-01-2009, 10:15 AM
I've already written entries for the obituary threads for every Chiefsplanet member with more than 1,000 posts. kcnut's is:

Wow. Sorry to hear about that. I thought he knew better than to climb power poles.


So there. You're covered.

OOOOHHH OOOOH DO MINE!!!!!

Donger
05-01-2009, 10:22 AM
LMAO. I shouldn't laugh in this thread, but that was a zinger.

Please delete that quote. Thanks.

Rain Man
05-01-2009, 10:25 AM
OOOOHHH OOOOH DO MINE!!!!!


For you, I've got:


I thought they only put foreigners in Guantanamo. Poor b*****d.

Hog Farmer
05-01-2009, 10:36 AM
I'm scared to ask.



Ok Rain. What's mine ?

FAX
05-01-2009, 11:06 AM
No worry. Like oatmeal or grit you post stick to innards make hard to poop but got big memory when day come.

FAX

Mr. Kotter
05-01-2009, 11:10 AM
No need to worry, Nut. A whole lot us us value what you contribute to this board. You would be missed more than you know.

Rain Man
05-01-2009, 11:38 AM
I'm scared to ask.



Ok Rain. What's mine ?



For yours, I've got:


I bet he's in hog heaven right now.

chagrin
05-01-2009, 11:44 AM
what happened to jim?

chagrin
05-01-2009, 11:45 AM
holy shit, I have been gone a while, too bad

big nasty kcnut
05-01-2009, 01:07 PM
Ok mod dont block my number i'm a big boy. Here my number (deleted - PM if you want it)
Call me
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ChiTown
05-01-2009, 01:08 PM
Ok mod dont block my number i'm a big boy. Here my number
Call me
Posted via Mobile Device

Uh oh. This could get interesting................

seclark
05-01-2009, 01:08 PM
Ok mod dont block my number i'm a big boy. Here my number *don't do it*
Call me
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don't do this, nut.
sec

DeezNutz
05-01-2009, 01:11 PM
Ok mod dont block my number i'm a big boy. Here my number
Call me
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No, no, no, no, no.

Scorp
05-01-2009, 01:11 PM
nut do not want.....erase quickly

DeezNutz
05-01-2009, 01:12 PM
Uh oh. This could get interesting................

Should delete nut's quotation to give him time to get the bad idea jeans off.

burt
05-01-2009, 01:13 PM
Ok mod dont block my number i'm a big boy. Here my number (deleted)
Call me
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I have saved your number and will call you nut. I will always be here for ya dawg!

burt
05-01-2009, 01:13 PM
Should delete nut's quotation to give him time to get the bad idea jeans off.

Probably.

Demonpenz
05-01-2009, 01:23 PM
bad idea jeans time. I am going to txt him and say I am a girl

Scorp
05-01-2009, 01:25 PM
Craigslist personal's M4M, not a good idea nut.

big nasty kcnut
05-01-2009, 01:51 PM
So i don't care. Just don't text ok text cost me.
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Donger
05-01-2009, 01:54 PM
text cost me.

Please, don't tee it up like that.

Scorp
05-01-2009, 01:55 PM
Please, don't tee it up like that.

FORE! :D

seclark
05-01-2009, 01:57 PM
damnit nut...you're about to prove a guy can kick himself in the bean bag.
sec

Pestilence
05-01-2009, 01:59 PM
damnit nut...you're about to prove a guy can kick himself in the bean bag.
sec

This thread could be on its way to the HOC!

DeezNutz
05-01-2009, 02:00 PM
$597 later, a valuable lesson was learned.

Iowanian
05-01-2009, 02:01 PM
Do not F with this guy.

Do Not.

Donger
05-01-2009, 02:03 PM
Do not F with this guy.

Do Not.

Ninja?

Pestilence
05-01-2009, 02:04 PM
The Mods should just step in and remove his number. If anyone wants it.....they can send him a PM.

burt
05-01-2009, 02:04 PM
Do not F with this guy.

Do Not.

ABSOLUTELY DO NOT!

Iowanian
05-01-2009, 02:04 PM
Ninja?

nice kid who has already had enough beating from life.

Scorp
05-01-2009, 02:04 PM
Ninja?

Nope, Samurai

Donger
05-01-2009, 02:04 PM
nice kid who has already had enough beating from life.

So, he's not a ninja?

DeezNutz
05-01-2009, 02:05 PM
Person is on the ledge, and posters are throwing themselves in front of him to prevent further damage.

Definitely mod worthy.

Jenson71
05-01-2009, 02:05 PM
$597 later, a valuable lesson was learned.

This will be a good memory of the iconic KcNut.

Scorp
05-01-2009, 02:05 PM
So, he's not a ninja?

See above.

Pestilence
05-01-2009, 02:06 PM
Seriously.....a Mod should be taking that down. I know he put it up there on his own....but shit.

Donger
05-01-2009, 02:06 PM
See above.

See above what?

Donger
05-01-2009, 02:10 PM
Seriously.....a Mod should be taking that down. I know he put it up there on his own....but shit.

In order to provide a distraction, here's my phone number: 703-482-0623

Just as the receptionist for Donger, and you'll be well taken care of.

Pestilence
05-01-2009, 02:11 PM
In order to provide a distraction, here's my phone number: 703-482-0623

Just as the receptionist for Donger, and you'll be well taken care of.

That's the phone number for your salon.....isn't it?

Otter
05-01-2009, 02:13 PM
In order to provide a distraction, here's my phone number: 703-482-0623

Just as the receptionist for Donger, and you'll be well taken care of.

Boy, those guys have NOOOOO sense of humor.

Jenson71
05-01-2009, 02:13 PM
So i don't care. Just don't text ok text cost me.
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http://blog.internetnews.com/apatrizio/do-not-want-dog.jpg

Donger
05-01-2009, 02:14 PM
That's the phone number for your salon.....isn't it?

Sort of.

Donger
05-01-2009, 02:14 PM
Boy, those guys have NOOOOO sense of humor.

Sure they do.

Donger
05-01-2009, 02:14 PM
http://blog.internetnews.com/apatrizio/do-not-want-dog.jpg

ROFL

DeezNutz
05-01-2009, 02:16 PM
Just tell them you're worried about the big nasty kcnut.

"Help" should be out shortly.

Jenson71
05-01-2009, 02:28 PM
I am a man of constant sorrow
I've seen trouble all my days

~ Read some literature kcnut. Some good stuff. Read The Road by Cormac McCarthy.

"If he is not the word of God, God never spoke."

Rain Man
05-01-2009, 02:39 PM
Um, kcnut, you okay? If you need to talk to someone, let us know and we'll find someone locally that's better than a bunch of football fans.

Scorp
05-01-2009, 02:42 PM
Um, kcnut, you okay? If you need to talk to someone, let us know and we'll find someone locally that's better than a bunch of football fans.

I am already working on that.
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I am kidding it isn't real. :LOL:

Demonpenz
05-01-2009, 02:44 PM
lol enjoy the video I just sent (79 megs)

big nasty kcnut
05-01-2009, 03:17 PM
I'm great just like i say i just wonder if anybody would make a big deal about me.
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Rain Man
05-01-2009, 03:22 PM
I'm great just like i say i just wonder if anybody would make a big deal about me.
Posted via Mobile Device


Okay. I just wanted to be sure that you weren't about to off yourself or anything. It's not worth it just to get a sticky thread with your name on it.

Hog Farmer
05-01-2009, 06:26 PM
So I call this number and it's a sex hotline. This slut asks me if I want to cop a Big nasty nut!

WTF !!!!

RedThat
05-01-2009, 07:20 PM
Dont worry, be happy!

88TG88
05-01-2009, 08:15 PM
I am already working on that.
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LMAOLMAO