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htismaqe
05-01-2009, 07:30 AM
I saw ex-Iowa governor Tom No-sack on the TV yesterday begging people to call this H1N1 because it's going to hurt the pork industry (I get what he's saying, people in general are stupid).

Of course, I wake up this morning and the Des Moines news is first in the nation to refer to this outbreak as "H1N1, formerly known as the swine flu". They only said 3 times to go buy some pork, it's safe!

I know it's not funny, but JFC, I just have to laugh. The national news is telling me that it's practically the end of the word, and the local news is saying "no big deal", go eat some ribs and support your local farmer.

jidar
05-01-2009, 07:39 AM
I call it bacon aids

Blindside58
05-01-2009, 07:52 AM
I call it bacon aids

I like the "Pork Plague"

Iowanian
05-01-2009, 07:55 AM
It is silly, because its not what this particular germ is......and it did make those brilliant and intellectually superior Egyptians kill off their entire swine herd.



I'm going to call it the TOFlU.

HypnotizedMonkey
05-01-2009, 08:17 AM
not only that, but if you die of this.. your name is forever synonymous with swine.. that's dick.

Boon
05-01-2009, 08:25 AM
Haven't heard from Hog Farmer lately??

Otter
05-01-2009, 08:32 AM
Undead pigs.

King_Chief_Fan
05-01-2009, 08:32 AM
I saw ex-Iowa governor Tom No-sack on the TV yesterday begging people to call this H1N1 because it's going to hurt the pork industry (I get what he's saying, people in general are stupid).

Of course, I wake up this morning and the Des Moines news is first in the nation to refer to this outbreak as "H1N1, formerly known as the swine flu". They only said 3 times to go buy some pork, it's safe!

I know it's not funny, but JFC, I just have to laugh. The national news is telling me that it's practically the end of the word, and the local news is saying "no big deal", go eat some ribs and support your local farmer.

I like how Biden commented that he advised his family to avoid public transportation...specifically trains and planes. The white house shuffle closely followed that idots fubar.

Coach
05-01-2009, 08:39 AM
It's "swine" flu.

Chiefnj2
05-01-2009, 08:53 AM
Very funny swine flu announcement from the Lt. Gov of Iowa, brought to you by David Letterman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPfA06NnBUo

Garcia Bronco
05-01-2009, 08:53 AM
I think it should be called the Mexico Flu

alpha_omega
05-01-2009, 09:03 AM
Doesn't bother me....i had a big piece of ham steak this morning, MMMMMMMMMGood!

stevieray
05-01-2009, 09:10 AM
I hate big swine

KC Dan
05-01-2009, 09:34 AM
M-O-O-N spells swine flu...

Frazod
05-01-2009, 09:48 AM
If only it would kill the media and WHO morons.

EyePod
05-01-2009, 10:06 AM
Did anyone see the Paris thing? She got asked about the swine flu and said she hadn't heard about it, and then she said "I don't eat that." And I'd have to bet that she's actually smarter than a lot of the general public....

Pestilence
05-01-2009, 10:09 AM
I call it bacon aids

It is silly, because its not what this particular germ is......and it did make those brilliant and intellectually superior Egyptians kill off their entire swine herd.



I'm going to call it the TOFlU.

ROFL

Reaper16
05-01-2009, 10:13 AM
Outside of America, its getting play as the "North American Flu."

Toadkiller
05-01-2009, 10:15 AM
Aporkalypse!

Frazod
05-01-2009, 10:18 AM
Outside of America, its getting play as the "North American Flu."

Damn North Americans! :cuss:

Ari Chi3fs
05-01-2009, 10:18 AM
Im going with "lab engineered pandemic scare tactics" for $1000, Alex.

Ari Chi3fs
05-01-2009, 10:18 AM
Aporkalypse!

awesome. Im sooo tweeting that.

Thig Lyfe
05-01-2009, 10:19 AM
I think it should be called the Mexico Flu

But then people won't want to eat Mexicans anymore.

htismaqe
05-01-2009, 10:21 AM
Aporkalypse!

ROFL

htismaqe
05-01-2009, 10:21 AM
awesome. Im sooo tweeting that.

DAMMIT!

The one good thing about this pandemic is that I hadn't heard the media gush over Twitter in days!

Toadkiller
05-01-2009, 10:30 AM
Damn I just ruined my one good idea to make a million bucks on tshirts. I survived the great aporkalypse 2009.

If someone prints up tshirts please give me a percentage. :P

Mr. Krab
05-01-2009, 10:56 AM
No more Avian Flu either, Tweetie is getting pissed.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1833/tweetie.jpg

Hog Farmer
05-01-2009, 11:01 AM
I was hoping we could contaminate pakistan with "SWINE FLU" . When the Taliban run back to Afghanistan we could ambush them.

ct
05-01-2009, 11:01 AM
Pork Sales down 20%. Analysts guess it will take 4-5 weeks for the idiots to start buying pork again.

Heard a story from the Nat'l Pork Council, fielding calls from worried people, some lady actually called and asked if she needed to wear surgical gloves and mask while she walked past the meat department in her grocery store.

Holy shiite there are some stupid freaking people out there...

bevischief
05-01-2009, 11:11 AM
Pork Sales down 20%. Analysts guess it will take 4-5 weeks for the idiots to start buying pork again.

Heard a story from the Nat'l Pork Council, fielding calls from worried people, some lady actually called and asked if she needed to wear surgical gloves and mask while she walked past the meat department in her grocery store.

Holy shiite there are some stupid freaking people out there...

ROFLROFLROFL

bevischief
05-01-2009, 11:11 AM
abaconalypse

tomahawk kid
05-01-2009, 11:15 AM
Pork Sales down 20%. Analysts guess it will take 4-5 weeks for the idiots to start buying pork again.

Heard a story from the Nat'l Pork Council, fielding calls from worried people, some lady actually called and asked if she needed to wear surgical gloves and mask while she walked past the meat department in her grocery store.

Holy shiite there are some stupid freaking people out there...

Never overestimate people.

Just when you think we've reached rock bottom in terms of lack of common sense in this country - people bust out jack-hammers.

I mean, why actually become informed when "Survivor" is on?

I honestly wonder how some people function in society on a daily basis.

kaplin42
05-01-2009, 11:16 AM
I saw ex-Iowa governor Tom No-sack on the TV yesterday begging people to call this H1N1 because it's going to hurt the pork industry (I get what he's saying, people in general are stupid).

Of course, I wake up this morning and the Des Moines news is first in the nation to refer to this outbreak as "H1N1, formerly known as the swine flu". They only said 3 times to go buy some pork, it's safe!

I know it's not funny, but JFC, I just have to laugh. The national news is telling me that it's practically the end of the word, and the local news is saying "no big deal", go eat some ribs and support your local farmer.

I thought we had covered this. It is the Zombie Flu.

kcfanXIII
05-01-2009, 07:34 PM
I think it should be called the Mexico Flu

its what the jews are calling it.






did somebody say undead pigs?
http://www.johnschwegel.com/portfolio/zombiepig_600.jpg

listopencil
05-01-2009, 08:01 PM
Aporkalypse!


I love it.

KcMizzou
05-01-2009, 08:03 PM
I made a pork shoulder roast the night before last.

Just doin' my part.

big nasty kcnut
05-01-2009, 08:06 PM
I call really lame aids.
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Jenson71
05-01-2009, 08:17 PM
Pork Sales down 20%. Analysts guess it will take 4-5 weeks for the idiots to start buying pork again.

Heard a story from the Nat'l Pork Council, fielding calls from worried people, some lady actually called and asked if she needed to wear surgical gloves and mask while she walked past the meat department in her grocery store.

Holy shiite there are some stupid freaking people out there...

How did she figure out to call them? Sounds like a 911 failblog video.

Coach
05-01-2009, 08:30 PM
I think this swine flu is less potent...

beavis
05-01-2009, 10:36 PM
The thing that pisses me off more than anything is, one day there will be a real killer bug, and no one will believe it because of all this news making scare tactic bs.

Fruit Ninja
05-01-2009, 11:02 PM
i had me some bacon yesterday nice bacon burrito mmmmm.

alanm
05-02-2009, 12:53 AM
Pork Sales down 20%. Analysts guess it will take 4-5 weeks for the idiots to start buying pork again.

Heard a story from the Nat'l Pork Council, fielding calls from worried people, some lady actually called and asked if she needed to wear surgical gloves and mask while she walked past the meat department in her grocery store.

Holy shiite there are some stupid freaking people out there...I guess it's a good time to stock up on pork chops and buy some roasts. :thumb:

StcChief
05-02-2009, 09:21 AM
If only it would kill the media and WHO morons.this.

ct
05-02-2009, 09:59 AM
I guess it's a good time to stock up on pork chops and buy some roasts. :thumb:

There will be some crazy good beef and chicken ads this week too! Probably not many pork ads, but prices should be way discounted. Retailers are rolling with the flow and featuring proteins that people will actually buy. Give it one more week, and the markdown bins will be LOADED with chops, roasts, pork loins, etc. Bacon is the one thing they expect people will still buy. :shrug:

bluehawkdoc
05-02-2009, 10:59 AM
I think it should be called the Mexico Flu


The kids say that the Spanish Fly Flu is even better than Viagra.

Ari Chi3fs
05-02-2009, 11:31 AM
IT's an ePIGdemic, this PIGfluenza is gonna killz everyonez!!!! OH NOES! I knew HAMmegedon was coming!!

Pioli Zombie
05-02-2009, 02:38 PM
Can you imagine being a receptionist at the doctors office? All fucking day every person who coughs are calling
AM I GONNA DIE?????????????
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Oxford
05-03-2009, 07:19 AM
I was hoping we could contaminate pakistan with "SWINE FLU" . When the Taliban run back to Afghanistan we could ambush them.

Just drop them out of a bomb-bay door, kind of like the turkey drop on WKRP

lostcause
05-03-2009, 06:03 PM
vilsack is an idiot.