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TinyEvel
05-01-2009, 10:19 AM
My mom is 68. She lives in Ohio and when she visits her boys out here in California she insists on driving.

She drove from Ohio to California in just 3.5 days, and spent only $28 on food the entire time.

Here's the update email she sent when she arrived:

Hello All. here I am in Calif. with Matt and Val and the Kids. Must say quite a trip. Traveled with God, country music and Duck tape. Started with a rattle so checked under my hood saw a lose gadget bought Duck tape Heavy duty weather proof. thought problem was fixed. traveled on more rattling checked again. The new windshield, I had. replaced was losing the rubber seal around the top of the windshield. More Duck tape, So the start of another day and more rattling. what now. checked and my front headlight was lose completely broken tried taping the inside so it won't show no deal so had to tape the outside. With a strong prayer that nothing falls off my car I continue on with the radio on so I could not hear any more rattles. So thank you God and Duck tape. Here I am, Will connect with you all as time passes but will be busy here. Love to all

Scorp
05-01-2009, 10:20 AM
Duck tape saved my life bro.

Ari Chi3fs
05-01-2009, 10:21 AM
does she create really funny "ghetto paints"

TinyEvel
05-01-2009, 10:22 AM
does she create really funny "ghetto paints"

LOL actually, we just called that "mom's art" when we were kids.

Demonpenz
05-01-2009, 10:24 AM
close, my story would have been Other than the keystone ice, I only spent 28 dollars!

Buck
05-01-2009, 10:29 AM
She didn't mention anything about strokin' though.

"Stroking clearence carl don't stroke so fast, if my stuff aint tight enough you can stick up my WHEW i be strokin"

Demonpenz
05-01-2009, 10:35 AM
demonpenz playing basketball around some black guys
They start talking about fucking.

Demonpenz quote :yeah I was stroking this girl one time:

black guys: wait, did you just say strokin'?

Rain Man
05-01-2009, 10:42 AM
When my parents come and visit, I can generally expect to find Circus Peanuts and/or Orange Slices and/or peanut brittle in the car after they arrive. I think they somehow drive through 1958 to get here.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pqOBRLICPOk/SIWXkDZVSSI/AAAAAAAACq8/ZVxGpr9Ivhg/s400/circus+peanuts.JPG

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-34591534167466_2050_105926731

http://www.thenutfactory.com/photos/brittle-peanut.jpg

Demonpenz
05-01-2009, 10:43 AM
When my parents come and visit, I can generally expect to find Circus Peanuts and/or Orange Slices and/or peanut brittle in the car after they arrive. I think they somehow drive through 1958 to get here.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pqOBRLICPOk/SIWXkDZVSSI/AAAAAAAACq8/ZVxGpr9Ivhg/s400/circus+peanuts.JPG

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-34591534167466_2050_105926731

http://www.thenutfactory.com/photos/brittle-peanut.jpg

forgot worthers originals

Reaper16
05-01-2009, 10:45 AM
forgot worthers originals
I eat those by the bagful. Delicious.

Demonpenz
05-01-2009, 10:54 AM
I eat those by the bagful. Delicious.

we can't afford that shit in st joe. we get Murthers budderscotch

DeezNutz
05-01-2009, 10:55 AM
I love peanut brittle.

Buck
05-01-2009, 10:56 AM
Out of the 3 the orange slices are my favorite, they are probably my favorite candy overall. Although I do like those sno-caps you get at blockbuster too.

Reaper16
05-01-2009, 10:58 AM
WAX BOTTLES, MOTHERBITCHES

Demonpenz
05-01-2009, 10:59 AM
Out of the 3 the orange slices are my favorite, they are probably my favorite candy overall. Although I do like those sno-caps you get at blockbuster too.

i worked at blockbuster for awhile i put up snocaps in a rubber band and put a sno cap in yo azz

Katipan
05-01-2009, 11:01 AM
When my parents come and visit, I can generally expect to find Circus Peanuts and/or Orange Slices and/or peanut brittle in the car after they arrive. I think they somehow drive through 1958 to get here.

Dollar General has Circus Peanuts in a big bag for omggasp $1.
I lovelovelove Circus Peanuts.

Katipan
05-01-2009, 11:02 AM
i worked at blockbuster for awhile i put up snocaps in a rubber band and put a sno cap in yo azz

Oh geez. LMAO

Iowanian
05-01-2009, 11:04 AM
Maybe you're brothers....

Fish
05-01-2009, 11:04 AM
I see that your Mom also has a car powered by prayer....

RJ
05-01-2009, 12:10 PM
[QUOTE=Rain Man;5731324]When my parents come and visit, I can generally expect to find Circus Peanuts and/or Orange Slices and/or peanut brittle in the car after they arrive. I think they somehow drive through 1958 to get here.

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What, no Stuckey's Pecan Log?

RJ
05-01-2009, 12:14 PM
Tiny, sounds like your mom is a little, uhm....eccentric. Which is nice. My grandma was like that, a real original. I sure do miss her, she always said and did the oddest things. There were a lot of words that could have been used to describe grandma, but boring wasn't one of them.