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MOhillbilly
05-01-2009, 11:59 AM
what do you want?

I want a tombstone that looks like a old school big electric fan. to keep me cool while i sleep. people will walk by and be like WTF is that about.

you?

kepp
05-01-2009, 12:04 PM
http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/612capture_tombstone03.jpg

Jenson71
05-01-2009, 12:05 PM
"We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time."

That's probably my favorite thing ever written. I think about it everyday.

It will be a simple stone. I want no monument. I want no casket other than the ones the monks in Iowa make. Very simple. There's no sense in buying an expensive monument or casket.

bowener
05-01-2009, 12:06 PM
Often I have thought of this.

It all depends on how rich I am when I die, or what I have done in life.

If I end up old, rich, and crazy, it will probably have some crazy monument that is motion sensitive. When you walk by it will trigger the sensor, which will then tell a solar powered cpu to play a recording of my voice from inside the stone. The more money I have, the more able to cpu will be able to respond to the passers-by... maybe even a scale in the dirt to measure their weight... step right up, come one come all!! Skinny or fat, short or Tall!!

bowener
05-01-2009, 12:07 PM
"We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time."

That's probably my favorite thing ever written. I think about it everyday.

That is nice.

Not to jest, but if you think about it, live long enough and you will probably see all places as if it was seen for the first time... I hope I dont experience that while alive.

wild1
05-01-2009, 12:08 PM
"Why do you seek the living among the dead?"

Donger
05-01-2009, 12:10 PM
"He asked one too many questions."

"Oh, BTW, look behind you (slowly)."

seclark
05-01-2009, 12:11 PM
"get the f@ck off my grave"
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Iowanian
05-01-2009, 12:12 PM
I'm a big fan of old epitaphs.

Today I'm leaning towards the poetic words of a famous author...

"Don't be sad that its over, be happy that it happend"
dr suess

Katipan
05-01-2009, 12:13 PM
I want something interactive. Like a Juke Box.

Iowanian
05-01-2009, 12:14 PM
"no dumping"

Some found him funny
Some found him crass
he's burried bottom side sunny
so detractors can kiss his dead ass

Mojo Jojo
05-01-2009, 12:16 PM
I came, I saw, I died.

Radar Chief
05-01-2009, 12:16 PM
The dead only know one thing, it’s better to be alive.

Katipan
05-01-2009, 12:17 PM
"All the best bands are in hell"

Jenson71
05-01-2009, 12:18 PM
That is nice.

Not to jest, but if you think about it, live long enough and you will probably see all places as if it was seen for the first time... I hope I dont experience that while alive.

I'm getting an idea of nuclear holocaust from you. In that case, I also hope I don't experience that.

Radar Chief
05-01-2009, 12:18 PM
"no dumping"

Some found him funny
Some found him crass
he's burried bottom side sunny
so detractors can kiss his dead ass

Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No less, no more

Donger
05-01-2009, 12:18 PM
The best tombstone ever. Oddly enough, it is in Tombstone.

Radar Chief
05-01-2009, 12:20 PM
The best tombstone ever. Oddly enough, it is in Tombstone.

Beat you by >< that much.

Donger
05-01-2009, 12:20 PM
Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No less, no more

"Get out of my mind!"

Iowanian
05-01-2009, 12:20 PM
Some of my favorite I have seen in Iowania:

"on the 8th of June, John Fiddle went out of tune"
"open wide ye heavens gate! Our beloved mother weighs 308"
"no questions why William be dead, fer the wheel of a wagon went o'er his head"

KCChiefsMan
05-01-2009, 12:21 PM
I'd prefer to be cremated. I wouldn't want my family to have to spend $10K on a freaking death party

Buehler445
05-01-2009, 12:22 PM
I don't care. I will be dead. What I care about is getting the shit done in advance so my loved ones don't have to fuck with it.
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Rain Man
05-01-2009, 12:23 PM
I want something interactive. Like a Juke Box.

Perhaps a little remote control camera into your coffin?

And maybe you could intersperse an occasional clip of you banging on the inside of a coffin while alive.

Katipan
05-01-2009, 12:23 PM
I'd prefer to be cremated. I wouldn't want my family to have to spend $10K on a freaking death party

Me too.
Plus I think it's a little gross.

I'd like my loved ones to think they could "talk" to me anywhere.

Rain Man
05-01-2009, 12:23 PM
You know what would be a cool tombstone? A statue of a couple of grave robbers digging.

Katipan
05-01-2009, 12:24 PM
Perhaps a little remote control camera into your coffin?

And maybe you could intersperse an occasional clip of you banging on the inside of a coffin while alive.

Ok so now Rain Man is a little scary.

DeezNutz
05-01-2009, 12:24 PM
Perhaps a little remote control camera into your coffin?

And maybe you could intersperse an occasional clip of you banging on the inside of a coffin.

I've heard Katipan is hot, but you're sick.

Radar Chief
05-01-2009, 12:25 PM
I'd prefer to be cremated. I wouldn't want my family to have to spend $10K on a freaking death party

Mrs. Radar and I have discussed it and I prefer to have a simple, cheap, ceremony, if one at all, then spend the money that would’ve gone to a snazzy casket and funeral on a BBQ/Kegger so everyone can get good and piss drunk while telling tales of what a rotten bastard I was.

Rain Man
05-01-2009, 12:26 PM
Oh! Hey! You could bury yourself with a bunch of stuffed animals and cheap watches, and then have one of those magic claw games that people could play via the camera.

Pestilence
05-01-2009, 12:27 PM
I want a hand that pops out of the dirt......triggered by a motion sensor. That would be sweet. And then when it happens...they could play a clip of me laughing my ass off.

Pestilence
05-01-2009, 12:27 PM
Oh! Hey! You could bury yourself with a bunch of stuffed animals and cheap watches, and then have one of those magic claw games that people could play via the camera.

ROFL

Jenson71
05-01-2009, 12:29 PM
Oh! Hey! You could bury yourself with a bunch of stuffed animals and cheap watches, and then have one of those magic claw games that people could play via the camera.

You could win bones. "Yay! A clavicle!"

Katipan
05-01-2009, 12:29 PM
I've heard Katipan is hot, but you're sick.

I would at least be thin.

Spicy McHaggis
05-01-2009, 12:30 PM
I was thinking along these lines.

Donger
05-01-2009, 12:31 PM
I've heard Katipan is hot, but you're sick.

Does anyone know who quickly a corpse assumes room temperature? I suppose it depends on how warm the room is, but let's say 65F.

Fish
05-01-2009, 12:32 PM
Does anyone know who quickly a corpse assumes room temperature? I suppose it depends on how warm the room is, but let's say 65F.

If you're laying on top, it doesn't take very long....

raybec 4
05-01-2009, 12:34 PM
I prefer to live forever so I don't have to decide.

Rain Man
05-01-2009, 12:36 PM
How about a tombstone with a recording that quietly whispers, "You're next," at random intervals.

Fish
05-01-2009, 12:37 PM
"My ghost is in your bathroom"

PhillyChiefFan
05-01-2009, 12:58 PM
Mrs. Radar and I have discussed it and I prefer to have a simple, cheap, ceremony, if one at all, then spend the money that would’ve gone to a snazzy casket and funeral on a BBQ/Kegger so everyone can get good and piss drunk while telling tales of what a rotten bastard I was.

:toast: Love it.

Gonzo
05-01-2009, 01:01 PM
all your worms are belong to us.
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Frazod
05-01-2009, 01:03 PM
I want to be creamated, and have my ashes sprinkled over people I don't like.

Donger
05-01-2009, 01:04 PM
I want to be creamated, and have my ashes sprinkled over people I don't like.

How much do you weigh?

Frazod
05-01-2009, 01:05 PM
How much do you weigh?

Enough to get a lot of them. :evil:

T-post Tom
05-01-2009, 01:06 PM
"called back"

Gonzo
05-01-2009, 01:08 PM
How much do you weigh?
I'm not sure it matters does it? I read somewhere that the majority of the remains is hair, bone and cartalidge (sp?). I suppose if he has fat ulnas....
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unothadeal
05-01-2009, 01:22 PM
Print em

to the 'ship

Well.....Bye

God brought me in for a look.

Jethopper
05-01-2009, 01:24 PM
Remember that 2009 Jay Cutler deal......BUAHAHHAAHHA!

burt
05-01-2009, 01:25 PM
I'd prefer to be cremated. I wouldn't want my family to have to spend $10K on a freaking death party

I kinda do. Spend 4 gs to cremate me, then 7 gs to throw a massive party. Shit, my monument is my eulogy, which I have already written. I will have those drunk suns o bitchs laughing AND crying. I am sorry that I will have to miss that party! (Many of my friends have commited to wearing Hawiian shirts)

MahiMike
05-01-2009, 01:32 PM
"If you can read this, you're too close".

burt
05-01-2009, 01:38 PM
"If you can read this, you're too close".

I expect you in a Hawaiin shirt......

blaise
05-01-2009, 01:40 PM
I would like to be put in a convertible, with some big sunglasses on, and the song "Eye of the Tiger" blasting out of the radio, and then have a brick put on the gas pedal so the the car will go over a giant cliff where it will explode into a ball of flames.

Fish
05-01-2009, 01:41 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Buhll2KWodM/SaAAYmOYyiI/AAAAAAAAAd0/SPS7lYvfE40/s400/pbr+casket.jpg

jidar
05-01-2009, 01:44 PM
I dunno

guess I'll have some tits on it
I like tits

MahiMike
05-01-2009, 01:45 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Buhll2KWodM/SaAAYmOYyiI/AAAAAAAAAd0/SPS7lYvfE40/s400/pbr+casket.jpg

Oh man, that's sweet! Wraps for coffins. They're not just for cars anymore.

Iowanian
05-01-2009, 02:09 PM
Maybe you could deal with them in epitaph the way we do in life....screening our calls.

"Iowanian is unable to come to the phone right now, leave your name, number and a short message and he'll call you back"

Valiant
05-01-2009, 02:17 PM
what do you want?

I want a tombstone that looks like a old school big electric fan. to keep me cool while i sleep. people will walk by and be like WTF is that about.

you?

I want a 8-12 ton gigantic piece of black silica granite, jagged except for one spot to be my tombstone.. I want the thing to be 14+ feet tall out of the ground.. And I want to be buried in the middle of the forest somewhere in BFE, in a wooden crate..

Mojo Jojo
05-01-2009, 02:17 PM
Can anyone tell me what John Goodman has on his tombstone? I think that is a good place to start.

Donger
05-01-2009, 02:19 PM
I want a 8-12 ton gigantic piece of black silica granite, jagged except for one spot to be my tombstone.. I want the thing to be 14+ feet tall out of the ground.. And I want to be buried in the middle of the forest somewhere in BFE, in a wooden crate..

No black apes?

blaise
05-01-2009, 02:19 PM
Can anyone tell me what John Goodman has on his tombstone? I think that is a good place to start.


Quadruple meat and double cheese.

Nixhex
05-01-2009, 02:20 PM
Born To Lose

Valiant
05-01-2009, 02:20 PM
No black apes?

Well I guess I could have my picture engraved as an ape, that way in thousands of years I am their god??

NY CHIEF
05-01-2009, 02:23 PM
"Shit"Im Dead

Pestilence
05-01-2009, 02:25 PM
all your worms are belong to us.
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New idea........I want a LOLCat engraved on my tombstone. Specifically....this one.

blaise
05-01-2009, 02:30 PM
They could cremate me and then mix my ashes with some polymer and make a little action figurine in my likeness. Then my family could put it on a shelf somewhere having a battle with a little Darth Vader doll.

stevieray
05-01-2009, 03:16 PM
"I see dead people"

mlyonsd
05-01-2009, 04:49 PM
I'm going to be cremated.

Maybe I'll have someone smuggle my ashes into Arrowhead and spread on the field.

I doubt we'll win a playoff game until it happens.

big nasty kcnut
05-01-2009, 05:03 PM
I've came i saw i'd did some crazy shit.
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chiefsfan987
05-01-2009, 05:11 PM
I'm going to be cremated.

Maybe I'll have someone smuggle my ashes into Arrowhead and spread on the field.

I doubt we'll win a playoff game until it happens.

I have a friend who did this for her father when he died. She took the stadium tour at SafeCo and dumped some of his ashes on the field. I'm sure she would have gotten into quite a bit of trouble if they realized that she did it though.

BigVE
05-01-2009, 05:13 PM
"Meh."

Psyko Tek
05-01-2009, 05:14 PM
" Well, Fuck...."

mlyonsd
05-01-2009, 05:15 PM
I have a friend who did this for her father when he died. She took the stadium tour at SafeCo and dumped some of his ashes on the field. I'm sure she would have gotten into quite a bit of trouble if they realized that she did it though.

Pretty cool.

Buehler445
05-01-2009, 05:16 PM
"Hold my beer and WATCH THIS"

unothadeal
05-01-2009, 05:25 PM
"Never take advice from a dead guy"

JASONSAUTO
05-01-2009, 05:34 PM
put me in an old impala or 67-72 chevy pu and bury that sumbitch

LaChapelle
05-01-2009, 05:57 PM
May need a eraser off to the side to get the full effect. A nice clean blank piece of slate.

~I'll need it.

kcfanXIII
05-01-2009, 06:09 PM
you zombie f!@#s won't ever get me!!!!

Adept Havelock
05-01-2009, 06:17 PM
Either "Welcome to my bury patch"

or

http://f.imagehost.org/0610/tombstone.jpg (http://f.imagehost.org/view/0610/tombstone)

KC Jones
05-01-2009, 06:17 PM
I really don't care at all. I think I get that from my mom. I've only been to her grave once, largely because we had talked about her dying and she said, "it'll just be a body in the ground. I won't be there".

Pablo
05-01-2009, 07:18 PM
It'll read:

ME - LAWLZ I'MA LIVE 4EVA

GOD - EPIC PWNAGE

BigOlChiefsfan
05-01-2009, 09:20 PM
"I told you dummies I was sick" on the tombstone

But seriously.... http://tinyurl.com/cx73yx

luv
05-01-2009, 09:22 PM
I want the dash between the DOB and DOD to be the most meaningful thing on there.

Pioli Zombie
05-01-2009, 09:55 PM
I'm not here
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Pioli Zombie
05-01-2009, 09:56 PM
And your sister's a cunt too!
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Pioli Zombie
05-01-2009, 09:57 PM
God help the kids now
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Huffman83
05-02-2009, 12:55 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/36215083_dacd984b5c.jpg?v=0

Shot out of a cannon. Like the good Dr.

Redrum_69
05-02-2009, 01:37 AM
What do I want on my Tombstone?


Thats easy...extra pepperoni, mushrooms, cheese, green peppers, and pineapple...hold the onions

Guru
05-02-2009, 01:42 AM
I want to be creamated, and have my ashes sprinkled over people I don't like.Look out Lawrence.

Archie F. Swin
05-02-2009, 08:08 AM
that last step's a doozie!

Delano
05-02-2009, 08:10 AM
What do I want on my Tombstone?


Thats easy...extra pepperoni, mushrooms, cheese, green peppers, and pineapple...hold the onions

That hurt. That hurt my soul.

Delano
05-02-2009, 08:11 AM
My body will be cremated and the ashes confused with rubbish - tossed in the trash.

RedNeckRaider
05-02-2009, 08:14 AM
Look out Lawrence.

And Denver