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luv
05-01-2009, 02:36 PM
I'm too young for this! :deevee:

Donger
05-01-2009, 02:37 PM
I'm too young for this! :deevee:

Where are they located?

seclark
05-01-2009, 02:37 PM
keep your pants on...it's not the end of the world.
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Pestilence
05-01-2009, 02:37 PM
Where are they located?

keep your pants on...it's not the end of the world.
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LMAO

luv
05-01-2009, 02:38 PM
Where are they located?

On top of my head.

ChiTown
05-01-2009, 02:38 PM
I'm too young for this! :deevee:

Sweetheart, I had two gray hairs by the time I was 15. I have nothing but Gray Hair now. I hope I've made you feel better now.

Soupnazi
05-01-2009, 02:38 PM
With all due respect, eat me.

luv
05-01-2009, 02:38 PM
LMAO

Yeah, seclark's post sounded bad coming after donger's...lol.

Donger
05-01-2009, 02:39 PM
On top of my head.

Oh. Pull them out. They won't come back.

TinyEvel
05-01-2009, 02:39 PM
I am obviously bald but I grew a beard recently and the amount of grays in there were alarming. I tried plucking them but after the torture of like 8 I stopped.

ZepSinger
05-01-2009, 02:39 PM
I'm too young for this! :deevee:


Waaaahhh (Zepsinger, 25% gray)

RustShack
05-01-2009, 02:39 PM
I found three patches of gray hair on the back of my head when I was a sophomore in HS.

Jenson71
05-01-2009, 02:40 PM
Don't look back, Death is gaining upon you. But first that long period of loneliness and isolation. Don't worry. Prayer books and cats will keep you company.

alpha_omega
05-01-2009, 02:40 PM
Welcome to the club.

kstater
05-01-2009, 02:41 PM
I'd rather have grey hair at 28 than hair that turns and falls out at 28. Count yourself lucky.

luv
05-01-2009, 02:41 PM
I was talking to my dad. I told him I couldn't believe I had found two gray hairs. He said he couldn't believe he was old enough to have his youngest kid have gray hairs.

Radar Chief
05-01-2009, 02:41 PM
My hair is retreating down my back and leaving a flagpole on my forehead as proof it was once there.

Rooster
05-01-2009, 02:41 PM
EWWWWW Gross!!! :p

Donger
05-01-2009, 02:41 PM
Grey hair for males = distinguished, especially around the temples.

Grey hair for females = DEFCON 1 and a trip the beauty supply store with amazing rapidity.

luv
05-01-2009, 02:42 PM
Grey hair for males = distinguished, especially around the temples.

Grey hair for females = DEFCON 1 and a trip the beauty supply store with amazing rapidity.

What's funny is that I purchased some hair color today BEFORE I found them.

rockymtnchief
05-01-2009, 02:43 PM
My hair is retreating down my back and leaving a flagpole on my forehead as proof it was once there.

Mine skipped my back and went straight to my ass.

ChiTown
05-01-2009, 02:43 PM
Grey hair for males = distinguished, especially around the temples.

Grey hair for females = DEFCON 1 and a trip the beauty supply store with amazing rapidity.

Yeah, true. But as I get older, the hair is making me look less distinguished and more old

Donger
05-01-2009, 02:43 PM
I recall my mother's belief about women and each new grey hair. She claimed that each new one killed 100 of her eggs.

Strange woman. She also believes (still) that re-heating pork "makes the worms come back to life."

RJ
05-01-2009, 02:44 PM
If I had hair it would probably be gray.

kstater
05-01-2009, 02:44 PM
It takes me longer to clean the hair out of the shower drain than to shower.

morphius
05-01-2009, 02:44 PM
I don't think Bob Dole feels any pity for you at all...

BWillie
05-01-2009, 02:45 PM
I am obviously bald but I grew a beard recently and the amount of grays in there were alarming. I tried plucking them but after the torture of like 8 I stopped.

At least you don't have a patch of red hair on your beard out of nowhere. When I grow a beard I look like I had a fire beard, and colored it just for men, and missed a spot. How the hell am I ever going to get a job as a lumberjack or something manly like that?

Jenson71
05-01-2009, 02:46 PM
It takes me longer to clean the hair out of the shower drain than to shower.

I found out that's what happens when your aunt comes to stay with your family and shaves 'down there.'

kstater
05-01-2009, 02:47 PM
I found out that's what happens when your aunt comes to stay with your family and shaves 'down there.'

Ok, slightly over the line.

Jenson71
05-01-2009, 02:48 PM
What? It was normal for my family.

DeezNutz
05-01-2009, 02:51 PM
I am obviously bald.

Apparently she's not down with this trend. Props to you, though.

Fruit Ninja
05-01-2009, 02:53 PM
I'm too young for this! :deevee:

I am the same as as you i think and i have a shitload. I just keep my head bald it hides them better. lol

Demonpenz
05-01-2009, 02:53 PM
big deal, beauty isn't everything. I saw this british lady (loosely call her that) on star search or some shit charm the pants of ed mcmahan, and she looked like the gremlin with the mohawk in gremlins part 2

luv
05-01-2009, 02:54 PM
Apparently she's not down with this trend. Props to you, though.

You don't think I should shave my head?

DeezNutz
05-01-2009, 02:55 PM
You don't think I should shave my head?

Oh, that bald.

Jenson71
05-01-2009, 02:55 PM
Okay, okay, I'll refrain from going there in the future.

See, that's what I mean by being 21. I don't even have the option of "refraining in the future" at age 22.

luv
05-01-2009, 02:56 PM
Oh, that bald.

Well, I'm already down with the other trend, so yeah.

DeezNutz
05-01-2009, 02:57 PM
big deal, beauty isn't everything. I saw this british lady (loosely call her that) on star search or some shit charm the pants of ed mcmahan, and she looked like the gremlin with the mohawk in gremlins part 2

I used to roll Ed McMahay style when I was in college. Made some girls look a lot better.

Hydrae
05-01-2009, 02:57 PM
Sorry, I'll clean up after myself next time. :D

Donger
05-01-2009, 02:58 PM
Well, I'm already down with the other trend, so yeah.

It could be worse, luv. I'm not looking forward to my first grey pubic hair. The wife found my first grey chest hair a few weeks ago. She keeps playing with it.

So, maybe a I should be looking forward to it.

luv
05-01-2009, 03:00 PM
It could be worse, luv. I'm not looking forward to my first grey pubic hair. The wife found my first grey chest hair a few weeks ago. She keeps playing with it.

So, maybe a I should be looking forward to it.

LMAO

Skip Towne
05-01-2009, 03:05 PM
I have lots of hair but none of it is gray. I must not be old enough yet.

luv
05-01-2009, 03:30 PM
Problem will be temporarily remedied in less than 30 minutes. :D

Garcia Bronco
05-01-2009, 03:41 PM
I am sorry, but I find silver hair to be really cool looking.

big nasty kcnut
05-01-2009, 03:58 PM
So what i found white hair when
I was 21 you not old your getting better.
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bevischief
05-01-2009, 04:07 PM
It could be worse, luv. I'm not looking forward to my first grey pubic hair. The wife found my first grey chest hair a few weeks ago. She keeps playing with it.

So, maybe a I should be looking forward to it.

I hair has been retreating since I was a senior in High school. Now if I let my hair get long enough the gray and white show through.

bevischief
05-01-2009, 04:09 PM
It could be worse, luv. I'm not looking forward to my first grey pubic hair. The wife found my first grey chest hair a few weeks ago. She keeps playing with it.

So, maybe a I should be looking forward to it.

I have both.

luv
05-01-2009, 04:18 PM
I am sorry, but I find silver hair to be really cool looking.

I've always worried about if I would end up with the dull gray hair that my mom's mom had or the silver gray hair that my dad's dad had. Both of these were really bright. Of course, my hair is really dark, so anything would look bright next to it.

For now, I shouldn't have to worry about it for another 6 weeks. :D

Frazod
05-01-2009, 05:53 PM
Many years ago, I was talking to a lady I worked with when the subject of gray hair came up. I said "You've got some," to which she replied "I do not." I then plucked one out of her head and showed it to her.

She colored her hair that night and has ever since. :evil:

luv
05-01-2009, 06:43 PM
I'm not afraid of going gray (I don't think) Just not until I'm 40.

Bwana
05-01-2009, 08:12 PM
Shave that thing and no one will see them. ;)

Beerfund
05-01-2009, 08:15 PM
Many years ago, I was talking to a lady I worked with when...

im just shocked a woman would talk to you in the first place.

luv
05-01-2009, 08:19 PM
im just shocked a woman would talk to you in the first place.

Ouch!

Frazod
05-01-2009, 08:24 PM
im just shocked a woman would talk to you in the first place.

I'm talking to one right now.

Beerfund
05-01-2009, 08:26 PM
I'm talking to one right now.

gay phone sex lines again? you do know they charge per minute, right?

Frazod
05-01-2009, 08:29 PM
gay phone sex lines again? you do know they charge per minute, right?

But conversing with your faggot ass is free.

luv
05-01-2009, 08:30 PM
I'm talking to one right now.
Weak.
gay phone sex lines again? you do know they charge per minute, right?
Weak.
But conversing with your faggot ass is free.
Weak.

I want high quality entertainment, damnit!

Frazod
05-01-2009, 08:34 PM
Weak.

Weak.

Weak.

I want high quality entertainment, damnit!

Go pluck your gray hairs. :D

luv
05-01-2009, 08:35 PM
Go pluck your gray hairs. :D

Too late, I already covered them. :D

Frazod
05-01-2009, 08:35 PM
Too late, I already covered them. :D

So are you blonde now?

You should be.

:)

luv
05-01-2009, 08:37 PM
So are you blonde now?

You should be.

:)

I would say the carpet wouldn't match the drapes, but it's hardwoods.

Frazod
05-01-2009, 08:40 PM
I would say the carpet wouldn't match the drapes, but it's hardwoods.

Oh my LMAO

Beerfund
05-01-2009, 08:43 PM
But conversing with your pillowbiter ass is free.

wow, you really got me there.

i guess your fingers are tired from lifting that fork. next time chew your food before you swallow, you might sweat less that way.

Delano
05-01-2009, 08:43 PM
wow, you really got me there.

i guess your fingers are tired from lifting that fork. next time chew your food before you swallow, you might sweat less that way.

WTF?:spock:

luv
05-01-2009, 08:44 PM
I take it the two of you aren't friends. Or is this one of those "guy" things?

Frazod
05-01-2009, 08:46 PM
I take it the two of you aren't friends. Or is this one of those "guy" things?

Frankly, I never noticed him/her/it before tonight.

Just another insignificant gayhawk dingleberry hanging around my ass. I guess I should have wiped better.

Bacon Cheeseburger
05-01-2009, 08:46 PM
I see Frazod's fan club has a new member.

Frazod
05-01-2009, 08:47 PM
I see Frazod's fan club has a new member.

It's tough being this popular. :D

Dave Lane
05-01-2009, 08:48 PM
Its just the beginning...

:)

BigMeatballDave
05-01-2009, 08:51 PM
Please. I've had grey since I was 27.

Beerfund
05-01-2009, 08:56 PM
It's tough being this popular. :D

i respect someone who has a pic of themself with their wife as their avatar.

Frazod
05-01-2009, 09:01 PM
i respect someone who has a pic of themself with their wife as their avatar.

I think your cousin wants you to touch his penis again.

NTTAWWT

Delano
05-01-2009, 09:04 PM
Checkmate.

Beerfund
05-01-2009, 09:06 PM
I think your cousin wants you to touch his penis again.

you don't have to refer to yourself as my "cousin"

Frazod
05-01-2009, 09:06 PM
you don't have to refer to yourself as my "cousin"

We aren't related. My family tree forks.

Beerfund
05-01-2009, 09:07 PM
forks

what a shocking choice of words, fat boy

Bacon Cheeseburger
05-01-2009, 09:07 PM
I'm amazed at how Luv's threads always seem to go from 0 to trainwreck in less than 100 posts. How does she do it?

MadMax
05-01-2009, 09:09 PM
Mine skipped my back and went straight to my ass.



LMAO

Frazod
05-01-2009, 09:13 PM
what a shocking choice of words, fatboy

LMAO

Another mental midget falling back on the fat jokes.

I know you're angry, but it's not my fault you're an insignificant wastelander fuck getting no love on a Friday night. It won't get any better for you, though. I suggest a tall, frosty glass of antifreeze.

And I promise, nobody important will miss you.

luv
05-01-2009, 09:13 PM
I'm amazed at how Luv's threads always seem to go from 0 to trainwreck in less than 100 posts. How does she do it?

I've got mad skillz.

Delano
05-01-2009, 09:15 PM
I see Frazod's fan club has a new member.

The bizarre thing is that someone is positive repping Beerfund for his comments. He went from multiple red gems to one red gems.

Delano
05-01-2009, 09:15 PM
I've got mad skillz.

You mention the hardwood floors and men get riled up. :p

luv
05-01-2009, 09:15 PM
The bizarre thing is that someone is positive repping Beerfund for his comments. He went from multiple red gems to one red gems.

The one who smelt it, dealt it.

Jenson71
05-01-2009, 09:16 PM
The bizarre thing is that someone is positive repping Beerfund for his comments. He went from multiple red gems to one red gems.

Probably vailpass.

luv
05-01-2009, 09:16 PM
You mention the hardwood floors and men get riled up. :p

Nah. I have to get them drunk first. That's the order.

Frazod
05-01-2009, 09:17 PM
I've got mad skillz.

Well, this one really isn't on you - just some dumbfuck hater who finally achieved critical mass.

Beerfund
05-01-2009, 09:21 PM
Another mental midget falling back on the fat jokes.

the fat jokes must seem like george carlin next to your incest psuedo-smack (speaking from experience I assume)

Frazod
05-01-2009, 09:24 PM
the fat jokes must seem like george carlin next to your incest psuedo-smack (speaking from experience I assume)

I don't recall saying anything about incest - what you and your mom and/or cousin do behind closed doors is your business.

Frazod
05-01-2009, 09:27 PM
Probably vailpass.

Actually, this one smells like BelowAverage.

Redrum_69
05-02-2009, 01:45 AM
I've found two gray hairs


then tell your dad to get off you

RedThat
05-02-2009, 07:26 AM
You found 2 grey hairs?

No!! Congratulations you're getting old...lol:P

luv
05-02-2009, 07:45 AM
You found 2 grey hairs?

No!! Congratulations you're getting old...lol:P

My mom started greying in her 30's but she had my brother to deal with.

RedThat
05-02-2009, 08:50 AM
My mom started greying in her 30's but she had my brother to deal with.

Was your brother the reason for her greys? lol

I know some males can be brats

luv
05-02-2009, 08:55 AM
Was your brother the reason for her greys? lol

I know some males can be brats

Oh, he waited until he was a teenager before becoming a "brat". A lot of her greys came in praying for him and worrying about him and bailing him out and having him walk all over her....

I have no kids. I'm a little stressed right now, but man. :(

lol

RedThat
05-02-2009, 09:01 AM
Oh, he waited until he was a teenager before becoming a "brat". A lot of her greys came in praying for him and worrying about him and bailing him out and having him walk all over her....

I have no kids. I'm a little stressed right now, but man. :(

lol

stress? why stress...lifes too short, make no room for that live each day with a smile. ;)

luv
05-02-2009, 09:03 AM
stress? why stress...lifes too short, make no room for that live each day with a smile. ;)

Yeah. I used to be known for being the eternal optimist. Not sure how or when exactly I lost that label, but I'm trying to get it back.

RedThat
05-02-2009, 09:05 AM
Yeah. I used to be known for being the eternal optimist. Not sure how or when exactly I lost that label, but I'm trying to get it back.

It's not easy that's for sure, but you got the right idea on leaning towards focusing on the bright side.

Ari Chi3fs
05-02-2009, 10:05 AM
i have several gray hairs in my goatee and I don't care... I used to pluck them, but then it seemed like everytime I did that, they doubled. So I said fuck it. Im 36. I'm a man. Nearly FORTY!

JuicesFlowing
05-02-2009, 11:46 AM
I started losing my hair when I turned 20. I laugh at people who bitch about grey hair.

Of course, it's different for men and women, since women don't generally lose their hair, so I suppose luv, you have a right to complain.

Gravedigger
05-02-2009, 02:43 PM
Yeah I found 3 of them in the front of my head about a month back and I'm 25, so I feel your pain. Don't worry it makes you look distinguished.

luv
05-02-2009, 02:44 PM
Yeah I found 3 of them in the front of my head about a month back and I'm 25, so I feel your pain. Don't worry it makes you look distinguished.

Women don't look distinguished.

bevischief
05-02-2009, 02:57 PM
LMAO

You can bend that way?