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John_Wayne
05-04-2009, 04:07 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,518857,00.html

LOS ANGELES — Forget his “Transformers” co-star Megan Fox, actor Shia LaBeouf apparently thinks his mother is the “sexiest” woman he knows.

In a new interview with Playboy magazine, the actor reveals some unusual thoughts about the woman who gave him life, reports Star magazine.
"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother," he says. "She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds." :eek:

According to the interview, which Star magazine (http://www.starmagazine.com/shia_labeouf_naked_mother/news/15547) says it obtained, while the “Transformers” star was growing up, his mother often liked to walk around the house naked, even when young LaBeouf’s young friends were over.

"All of them would just be naked around the house,” LaBeouf tells Playboy of his mom and her friends in the June issue. “That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there. You've got your little buds over, and Mom's, like, playing naked connect (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,518857,00.html#) the dots or whatever. She's in the middle of goddess-group time, where it's literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another's bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time."

The actor also said that marijuana use was casual, but that he saw what “drugs can do to you.”

Jilly
05-04-2009, 04:09 PM
I think it's extremely unfair they don't even include a pic of his mother in the article.

Jenson71
05-04-2009, 04:09 PM
So fucked up I don't even want to think about it.

Fish
05-04-2009, 04:12 PM
Umm...

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/charlie_s_angels__full_throttle/shia_labeouf/charliepre2.jpg

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8264/shialabeouf1551300.jpg

Demonpenz
05-04-2009, 04:12 PM
he was all up in that pussy at one time

seclark
05-04-2009, 04:13 PM
Umm...

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/charlie_s_angels__full_throttle/shia_labeouf/charliepre2.jpg

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8264/shialabeouf1551300.jpg

that's one ugly motherf@cker.
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Jilly
05-04-2009, 04:14 PM
Umm...

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/charlie_s_angels__full_throttle/shia_labeouf/charliepre2.jpg

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8264/shialabeouf1551300.jpg

OH that is not ETHEREAL at all. At all. :deevee:

John_Wayne
05-04-2009, 04:15 PM
Those pics are NOT what I had pictured in my mind............. AT ALL!

Rooster
05-04-2009, 04:15 PM
he was all up in that pussy at one time

LMAOLMAO

Amnorix
05-04-2009, 04:16 PM
Oedipus lives forever I guess. But I see his point -- her or Megan Fox. That is a real close call....

But seriously -- who sits around naked with friends in front of their kids. :eek:

CoMoChief
05-04-2009, 04:17 PM
This guy plays a weirdo on the big screen, and is even more so of a weirdo off the big screen. Thats just fuckin wrong on so many levels. But I guess in California, like everything else thats fuckin weird, is considered normal.

seclark
05-04-2009, 04:17 PM
But seriously -- who sits around naked with friends in front of their kids. :eek:

it's the only way i can get them to leave.
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Fish
05-04-2009, 04:19 PM
I found some nude pics, but my computer locks up when viewed..... I'm pretty sure it's a safety feature....

Dicky McElephant
05-04-2009, 04:20 PM
This guy plays a weirdo on the big screen, and is even more so of a weirdo off the big screen. Thats just fuckin wrong on so many levels. But I guess in California, like everything else thats fuckin weird, is considered normal.

Yeah because I'm sure where you live at....it's SOOOOOO fucking great.

BigRock
05-04-2009, 04:24 PM
In related news, from MSN.com:

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8047/jessicam.jpg

JOE SIMPSON DREAM COME TRUE

Jenson71
05-04-2009, 04:26 PM
Oedipus lives forever I guess. But I see his point -- her or Megan Fox. That is a real close call....

But seriously -- who sits around naked with friends in front of their kids. :eek:

Uncultured anti-intellects with no sense of perspective who find our controlling society too prude/Puritan/domineering/conformist.

mikey23545
05-04-2009, 04:27 PM
I am <i>so</i> glad that Hollywood is associated with the left...

CoMoChief
05-04-2009, 04:29 PM
Yeah because I'm sure where you live at....it's SOOOOOO ****ing great.

It's not.....just saying, if you wanna see some fucking weirdo's go to California.

kysirsoze
05-04-2009, 04:29 PM
This guy plays a weirdo on the big screen, and is even more so of a weirdo off the big screen. Thats just ****in wrong on so many levels. But I guess in California, like everything else thats ****in weird, is considered normal.

I'm fairly sure you're more likely to find this sort of relationship in central MO than the west coast. I'm just sayin...

Pants
05-04-2009, 04:31 PM
I'm fairly sure you're more likely to find this sort of relationship in central MO than the west coast. I'm just sayin...

ROFL

Frazod
05-04-2009, 04:32 PM
I'll take Things That Creep Me The Fuck Out for $1,000, Alex.

:spock:

luv
05-04-2009, 04:32 PM
I'm fairly sure you're more likely to find this sort of relationship in central MO than the west coast. I'm just sayin...

I do believe you mean central Arkansas.

luv
05-04-2009, 04:33 PM
His mom's a nudist? What's with the clothes?

Nightfyre
05-04-2009, 04:34 PM
Freud would be proud.

ziggysocki
05-04-2009, 04:43 PM
I don't think she was a nudist... I think she was trippin' balls

SnakeXJones
05-04-2009, 04:52 PM
Mr.LaBeouf are you fucking kidding me....LMAO Well, your shtting acting wasn't enough to embarrass yourself but now. LMAO

CoMoChief
05-04-2009, 04:54 PM
I do believe you mean central Arkansas.

and Kentucky and Tennessee.

FAX
05-04-2009, 05:05 PM
Ouch. No more pictures of his mother, if you please.

I had to strike myself in the noggin with a 9 iron to get that image out of my head.

FAX

Crush
05-04-2009, 05:19 PM
Thanks a lot. Now I have to wash my brain with antifreeze.

Valiant
05-04-2009, 05:31 PM
OH that is not ETHEREAL at all. At all. :deevee:

Maybe he meant he would be with her if he was on ALL ETHER..

Pioli Zombie
05-04-2009, 05:36 PM
Ironic he starred in "Holes"

Me thinks he had experience with some early on. I feel bad for him. Never stood a chance to be normal with a fucking idiot mother like that.
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sd4chiefs
05-04-2009, 06:13 PM
I... feel... sick...:Lin:

http://showhype.com/movie/shia_labeouf/

Spicy McHaggis
05-04-2009, 06:16 PM
Ironic he starred in "Holes"

Me thinks he had experience with some early on. I feel bad for him. Never stood a chance to be normal with a ****ing idiot mother like that.
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You know, I remember seeing "Holes". And after it was over all I could say was, "Someday, this kid is going to fucking shit all over a beloved movie trilogy."

googlegoogle
05-04-2009, 06:25 PM
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/charlie_s_angels__full_throttle/shia_labeouf/charliepre2.jpg

BigRichard
05-04-2009, 07:53 PM
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8264/shialabeouf1551300.jpg

Apparently the fat chick ate the sexy mother he was talking about.

el borracho
05-04-2009, 08:01 PM
Why is he famous? Besides being a co-conspirator in the destruction of the Indiana Jones series, what has this guy done?

unothadeal
05-04-2009, 08:14 PM
Why is he famous? Besides being a co-conspirator in the destruction of the Indiana Jones series, what has this guy done?

He was pretty funny in Even Stevens

FAX
05-04-2009, 09:23 PM
Okay, I've made it through all the short sticks and it must have worked because, before I moved on to the woods, I got this figured out. Shia said all this stuff about his mother in an effort to get her a date. The Lord, His angels, and all earthly beings with partially functioning eyeballs know that she won't be able to find a partner without help. Surely, that's why he's talking her up like this. Money wouldn't do it, but this promotion just might.

FAX

Crush
05-04-2009, 10:41 PM
Shia LaBeouf really needs to walk into an AIDS tree.

morphius
05-04-2009, 11:09 PM
I'm guessing he has a Mom who dogs on herself and her appearance and he just took the joke a bit too far trying to pump up her esteem.

Mosbonian
05-05-2009, 01:00 AM
and Kentucky and Tennessee.

Ummmm...I live in Central KY and trust me you don't find that here. Thank goodness...

Now Eastern Kentucky/West Virginia maybe.

mmaddog
*******

Guru
05-05-2009, 05:24 AM
I have no words. NONE.

Well, other than the above and these.

Coach
05-05-2009, 05:52 AM
I would simply say:

"Do. Not. Want."

Baby Lee
05-05-2009, 06:44 AM
Umm...

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/charlie_s_angels__full_throttle/shia_labeouf/charliepre2.jpg
Do you remember the shire, Mr. Shia?

Amnorix
05-05-2009, 06:46 AM
Thread repair in progress.

http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/ps3/megan_fox_01.jpg

Amnorix
05-05-2009, 06:46 AM
Processing......

processing....


http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/megan-fox-sexy-b.jpg

Amnorix
05-05-2009, 06:48 AM
repair complete.

http://mikecannonmtff.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/megan_fox_11.jpg

sodcat
05-05-2009, 07:22 AM
This thread is worthless WITH pictures.............!

BigRedChief
05-05-2009, 07:32 AM
This ain't cool. I'm okay with nudism. I know that true nudism isn't about sex. But the nudism in front of children? creeps me out.

DaKCMan AP
05-05-2009, 07:50 AM
He was pretty funny in Even Stevens

This.

BigRichard
05-05-2009, 09:29 AM
Thread repair in progress.

http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/ps3/megan_fox_01.jpg

She said in an interview that she was in love with a female stripper at some point in her life. I think I could become a stalker.

Chief Faithful
05-05-2009, 10:06 AM
Some memories should never be shared.

bevischief
05-05-2009, 10:11 AM
I could have done without the visual.

bevischief
05-05-2009, 10:12 AM
repair complete.

http://mikecannonmtff.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/megan_fox_11.jpg

Thanks.

gblowfish
05-05-2009, 10:30 AM
Oedipus Scmedipus....

JohnnyV13
05-05-2009, 11:46 AM
Dude has to be gay if he picks his mom over Megan Fox.

kepp
05-05-2009, 11:57 AM
Dude has to be gay if he picks his mom over Megan Fox.

Agent: "Shia, you need to project a more masculine lifestyle that your true fanbase will be drawn to."

...sits down for interview...

Shia: "Let me tell you about my mom..."

Jilly
05-05-2009, 12:18 PM
She said in an interview that she was in love with a female stripper at some point in her life. I think I could become a stalker.

She said she was in love with this woman....


http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Olivia_Wilde/OliviaWilde_DeGuire_6031868.jpg

Baby Lee
05-05-2009, 12:49 PM
She said she was in love with this woman....


http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Olivia_Wilde/OliviaWilde_DeGuire_6031868.jpg

Foxteen!! :hump:PBJStooges:hail::whackit::rockon::whip::Bwana: Al Davis, . . . wait! What's HE doing here?

Amnorix
05-05-2009, 01:33 PM
She said she was in love with this woman....


http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Olivia_Wilde/OliviaWilde_DeGuire_6031868.jpg


I would pay serious coin to watch her love that woman...

BigRichard
05-05-2009, 01:41 PM
She said she was in love with this woman....


http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Olivia_Wilde/OliviaWilde_DeGuire_6031868.jpg

I drooled on myself just then.:whackit:

Baby Lee
05-05-2009, 04:40 PM
I would pay serious coin to watch her love that woman...


3-way

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Jennifer-Morrison/Jennifer-Morrison-14.JPG

Jilly
05-05-2009, 04:41 PM
3-way

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Jennifer-Morrison/Jennifer-Morrison-14.JPG


and there it is...the image of God

Redrum_69
05-05-2009, 06:24 PM
I'm fairly sure you're more likely to find this sort of relationship in central MO than the west coast. I'm just sayin...




T H I S

Baby Lee
05-14-2009, 06:38 PM
She said she was in love with this woman....


http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Olivia_Wilde/OliviaWilde_DeGuire_6031868.jpg

Forget CERN and the impending black holes, these two hooking up is what is going to end the world

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/2410803/Wilde-card-nabs-hottest-woman-title

Check out, #1, and #2.

Reaper16
05-14-2009, 06:42 PM
I'm certain that Megan Fox should be a patient of the week on House next season.

Baby Lee
05-14-2009, 06:47 PM
I'm certain that Megan Fox should be a patient of the week on House next season.

I didn't even catch until the article above that she was Jenny in The Black Donnellys. The childhood sweetheart of Skreetch on Roids, Jonathan Tucker.

whoman69
05-14-2009, 07:44 PM
Is it really a surprise someone named Shia LaBoeuf is a momma's boy?

Contrarian
05-14-2009, 09:23 PM
it's the only way i can get them to leave.
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I blew my pop out my nose.
Damnit!!!!!ROFL