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prhom
05-04-2009, 08:55 PM
So this is my first thread or poll ever, but I think it could be an interesting poll all the same.


What is the most money you have ever spend at a strip club in one night? I have a friend who had a bad weekend in NOLA and still won't tell me how much he spent at the strip club there. He will only say that "there is no sex in the champagne room"!

Thig Lyfe
05-04-2009, 08:56 PM
$100000000000000000000000000000

TinyEvel
05-04-2009, 08:56 PM
Effin' A man, that's the truth.
I hate strip clubs. Went with my buddy at his brother's bachelor party in Vegas. I just came off winning $700 at a table so (unfortunately) I had money to burn.

Chipped in on his dance and then two chicks were sitting on our laps for a while. They asked us to go to the VIP area. I told my bro I'd pay since I was up.

$50 each just to get in.
Must buy drinks for ourselves AND the GIRLS = $60.
Then it was, IIRC, $100 per three songs.

They started dancing halfway through a song and after the next song, they said "this is your last song" until you buy another three. I said something about the first song only being half-way in, and she repeated "this is your last song, until you buy three more." I said "no thanks"

And as I was fishing $200 out of my wallet she says "tip is customary" My buddy tossed $40 on the table and we split. The ONLY good thing about it was they let us hit our cocaine bullet while back there (they didn't partake, of course)

This was a long time ago. I haven't been to one since.

Jenson71
05-04-2009, 08:56 PM
$78,456

Wait, nevermind. I guess I've never been in one.

Otis99
05-04-2009, 08:57 PM
He will only say that "there is no sex in the champagne room"!

He's not going to the right places. Sex is possible in strip clubs.

prhom
05-04-2009, 09:01 PM
Effin' a

Whaaat, I'm just curious!

prhom
05-04-2009, 09:03 PM
He's not going to the right places. Sex is possible in strip clubs.

Maybe so, I don't know how much he spent or offered. He was probably at a "high-class" joint (if there is such a thing) so that might have ruined his chances.

BWillie
05-04-2009, 09:04 PM
20 dollars. that could be on the high side. I can't see getting a lap dance. What is the point. I don't like to just look

TinyEvel
05-04-2009, 09:05 PM
Dane McCloud has NEVER spent a penny on a lap dance. He has however had several lap dances.

Miles
05-04-2009, 09:07 PM
He's not going to the right places. Sex is possible in strip clubs.

Deke knows where.

http://blog.ecr.co.za/sports/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/diki1.jpg

Spott
05-04-2009, 09:10 PM
Maybe 20 bucks at the most, and 15 of that would have been for the beers.

88TG88
05-04-2009, 09:10 PM
Dane McCloud has NEVER spent a penny on a lap dance. He has however had several lap dances.

ROFL ROFL I believe it

TinyEvel
05-04-2009, 09:10 PM
Cheetah's in Vegas is the best one i've been to.
You know, considering I don;t go to them. Much. Any more.

HolyHandgernade
05-04-2009, 09:11 PM
If you remember the amount, did you really have a good time?

-HH

prhom
05-04-2009, 09:12 PM
Dane McCloud has NEVER spent a penny on a lap dance. He has however had several lap dances.

I guess that would make Dane THE man. That's like going to a car dealership and leaving with a free car.

Miles
05-04-2009, 09:15 PM
Cheetah's in Vegas is the best one i've been to.
You know, considering I don;t go to them. Much. Any more.

I believe that place has been featured in a 90's move. At least so I have heard. A few times.

prhom
05-04-2009, 09:17 PM
I should've made more $ bins. This poll isn't going to show us anything. Oh well...

prhom
05-04-2009, 09:18 PM
I'm just glad I have one other person in the $500+ category with me! I felt like such a sucker before this.

JOhn
05-04-2009, 09:18 PM
If you remember the amount, did you really have a good time?

-HH

this

Simply Red
05-04-2009, 09:18 PM
500.00

Miles
05-04-2009, 09:22 PM
Probably around $80 or so.

Bugeater
05-04-2009, 09:28 PM
Maybe $30? Not really sure though, it may have been closer to $40.

prhom
05-04-2009, 09:43 PM
If you remember the amount, did you really have a good time?

-HH

Unfortunately the bank remembers and reminds you of it for at least a month.

BWillie
05-04-2009, 09:46 PM
Question - if you are going to spend $500. Why not get a escort and throw bologna at her, give her the Kobe Bryant money shot, and snort cocaine off of her tits?:shrug:

prhom
05-04-2009, 09:55 PM
Question - if you are going to spend $500. Why not get a escort and throw bologna at her, give her the Kobe Bryant money shot, and snort cocaine off of her tits?:shrug:

The thing is, no one goes into a strip club and says "I'm going to spend $500 tonight". The night progresses and two days later you realize that $500 is "missing" from you're bank account. You are clearly a smarter man than I.

Ari Chi3fs
05-04-2009, 10:01 PM
Mons Venus in Tampa... OMG... 8s 9s & a couple near 10s... I bought 3 $25 lapdances from the hottest black chick, asian chick and brunnette chick EVAR!!... tipped about $25 in ones... so around $100.

CHENZ A!
05-04-2009, 10:08 PM
My boy found $600 in the tray of an ATM like 7 yrs ago. We fucking blew every penny. Bout bought the bar out of liquor. Crumpling up 10's and poppin broads in the head tits ass or crotch with them shits.

Pretty fucking stupid. I'd rather go to a regular bar any day, I get bored after a while at strip clubs.

Jenson71
05-04-2009, 10:17 PM
I spent about $40,000 in Vice City on hookers and strippers. But I usually killed them all and got my money back afterwards.

QuikSsurfer
05-04-2009, 10:45 PM
Paying for me and my g/f, around $300 usual... It's definitely an event we plan for.

Frazod
05-04-2009, 10:53 PM
$400 at Flashdancers in Midtown Manhattan. But GODDAMN THEY WERE HOT. :drool:

Dayze
05-04-2009, 11:00 PM
$20
2 beers each for me and my bud; he paid the cover of $10.

HE, however, dropped a good $100 that night.

DaneMcCloud
05-04-2009, 11:03 PM
$20
2 beers each for me and my bud; he paid the cover of $10.

HE, however, dropped a good $100 that night.

Unless he got laid, that was a BAD $100.

CrazyPhuD
05-04-2009, 11:14 PM
Oh I dropped over a g on my two friends when they had a co bachelor party in vegas. Shit was a crazy night but I made sure they had hot stripper ass in their face all night.

Dayze
05-04-2009, 11:30 PM
Unless he got laid, that was a BAD $100.

it was.

chick was totally suckering him into buying drinks and being his 'company' for an hour or so.

Amnorix
05-05-2009, 06:00 AM
To be honest, I've never seen the point of strip clubs. I find them boring. But then, I don't really drink much so that's probably a huge part of the issue.

I've told this story before, so I'll just tell it in brief -- I knew a guy down in Florida -- former military officer, who had become quite wealthy buying distressed businesses, turning them around, and selling them. One time a strip club owner goes to him offerring to sell the business -- he needed to get the money fast and get out of the business.

The guy is like 60, married, daughters, and he's thinking no way his wife would let him even if he was interested, but he asks the guy for the financials etc. to at least give him the courtesy.

They saw the financials and the guy went home to his wife. Their jaws were on the floor. The wife is like -- errr, ok, but you can't be there all the time or anything. He ended up buying the business.

He said they made money like nothing he ever saw. He kept it for a while then flipped it. It wasn't without its headaches.

I note that if my memory is correct, he was in the Tampa area, so it may even have been the nightclub that was mentioned earlier in this thread....

Reerun_KC
05-05-2009, 06:19 AM
Dane McCloud has NEVER spent a penny on a lap dance. He has however had several lap dances.

Dane is what people strive to become!

Katipan
05-05-2009, 07:02 AM
my OWN money?

heh. Not very much.

MOhillbilly
05-05-2009, 07:08 AM
between 25-50.

DaKCMan AP
05-05-2009, 07:18 AM
Mons Venus in Tampa... OMG... 8s 9s & a couple near 10s... I bought 3 $25 lapdances from the hottest black chick, asian chick and brunnette chick EVAR!!... tipped about $25 in ones... so around $100.

Mons also has a $20 cover, so $120 for you.

Demonpenz
05-05-2009, 07:44 AM
strip clubs are for sad sad sad, loney pathetic men.

100 dollars

luv
05-05-2009, 07:49 AM
The only time I actually went in and sat down at a strip club, I had one of the guys in our group pay my cover. I think I spent $5 on a soda (no alcohol served).

Sully
05-05-2009, 08:45 AM
I've never spent over $100.
The only lap dances I've ever gotten were paid for by other people.
I like to just go, sit, have some overpriced beer, and chill.

Onbe of my buddies, though, is "the guy" who thinks the strippers are actually into him. He'd drop crazy money keeping them talking to him, because he was sure he was going to marry one or the other.

Katipan
05-05-2009, 09:07 AM
I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt I spent more money on the Megatouch crack machines on the bar than any other kind of crack in the building.

Nobody can touch my Qshot or boxdrop scores.

Donger
05-05-2009, 09:09 AM
$0.00

gblowfish
05-05-2009, 09:32 AM
Haven't been in a strip club in maybe 30 years. I blew maybe $50 in one in Memphis back in 1979 when I went there to see Mizzou in the Liberty Bowl. I was in college, and drinking age in Tennessee was 18. Brain Hammer!!!!

Katipan
05-05-2009, 09:34 AM
Haven't been in a strip club in maybe 30 years. I blew maybe $50 in one in Memphis back in 1979 when I went there to see Mizzou in the Liberty Bowl. I was in college, and drinking age in Tennessee was 18. Brain Hammer!!!!

That's making it rain these days if you account for inflation.

Frazod
05-05-2009, 09:42 AM
$0.00

nerd

MOhillbilly
05-05-2009, 09:46 AM
nerd

Maybe his game is all that.

Katipan
05-05-2009, 09:47 AM
Doesn't count if it's a "business expense."

MOhillbilly
05-05-2009, 09:50 AM
true that.

Donger
05-05-2009, 10:01 AM
nerd

I'm a nerd because I've never spent money at a strip club? I thought I was a nerd because I assert that the pinnacle of television entertainment was achieved by ST-TNG.

L.A. Chieffan
05-05-2009, 10:02 AM
way way waaaAAAAAY too much

Baby Lee
05-05-2009, 10:25 AM
Probably somewhere in the range of $50, at one time. But there was a time I was going often enough that I was on the mailing list for brunch, took a couple home too. Flipped it around and took a couple GFs there and got them in the game [that's the best scenario].

Buddy I ran with 'messed around and fell in love' dated the same stripper for over a year.

CoMoChief
05-05-2009, 10:37 AM
$175, friends bacherlor party, $25 for myself, $150 for him.

Jilly
05-05-2009, 10:42 AM
I don't know...I just hold out my hand, husband gives me money and I pay no attention except to the reason I am giving out the money. I will say I NEED him there with me or I will go WAY overboard. If there's a girl I tend to like.....I would give her his wallet.

CanadianChief
05-05-2009, 12:30 PM
I've helped pay for a few pairs of clear heels a time or two.

Iowanian
05-05-2009, 01:15 PM
Maybe $40, counting everything and its been years since I've been in one.

Just not that interested.

Saccopoo
05-05-2009, 01:16 PM
$770 in about an hour. Paradise Lounge, Las Vegas.

seclark
05-05-2009, 01:19 PM
been there, but never done that.
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Amnorix
05-05-2009, 01:19 PM
$770 in about an hour. Paradise Lounge, Las Vegas.


errrr....what do you get for that much money? If it's anything short of something involving nymphomaniacal bisexual triplets, you got screwed...

seclark
05-05-2009, 01:21 PM
errrr....what do you get for that much money? If it's anything short of something involving nymphomaniacal bisexual triplets, you got screwed...

they sit on a Saccogoo.

joesomebody
05-05-2009, 04:05 PM
Scores in Vegas. I don't remember how much per person it was for our VIP table and two bottles of booze, but I know I spent 300 once I got in there all on the ladies. I was so damn drunk that I don't think I bought any drinks, just had a few shots of tequilla from the bottles that came with the table.

I don't remember much, other than she was hot as hell and asian.

KCChiefsMan
05-05-2009, 04:08 PM
I may be one of the only guys here that does not like strip clubs. I have spent a total of $20 at one because that was the fee to get in.

Pestilence
05-05-2009, 04:30 PM
All of the strip clubs in Tucson have free cover for military members....so me and my friends use to go there to drink beer because in Tucson....the beer is cheaper in strip clubs then in normal bars.

I think at the most I dropped $300....but that was after I got some bonus money and it was spent on all of my friends. $5 lap dances FTW!!!!!!

jidar
05-05-2009, 04:39 PM
You should have made zero a separate option so we could see the prudes.

Rain Man
05-05-2009, 04:54 PM
errrr....what do you get for that much money? If it's anything short of something involving nymphomaniacal bisexual triplets, you got screwed...

For that amount, I would expect her to draw up my will and living trust, too. And maybe give me a prostate exam. A real medical one.

Miles
05-05-2009, 05:05 PM
Doesn't count if it's a "business expense."

Lou Pai agrees.

Saccopoo
05-05-2009, 06:10 PM
errrr....what do you get for that much money? If it's anything short of something involving nymphomaniacal bisexual triplets, you got screwed...

It was basically two girls giving me a lap dance for an hour straight along with the shot girl pouring them down my throat continuous for the same amount of time. One of them was the best looking woman I have ever seen. Ever. Includes everything. Movies, magazines, whathaveyou. The shot girl was really amazing too. She collected a lot of that $770.

It was free money though. I won it at the Roulette table at the Hard Rock, so I figured that I'd go piss it away on strippers across the street at the Paradise.

It was money well spent.

Valiant
05-05-2009, 06:15 PM
Where is the 15 dollar door charge for 2+ drinks option at?? Who would want to waste money there?? You can go to westport and P&L and get the same action on the dance floor without dropping the money and a better chance at taking them home..

Saccopoo
05-05-2009, 06:26 PM
Where is the 15 dollar door charge for 2+ drinks option at?? Who would want to waste money there?? You can go to westport and P&L and get the same action on the dance floor without dropping the money and a better chance at taking them home..

Reminds me...is the Hurricane still around down there?

Valiant
05-05-2009, 07:27 PM
Reminds me...is the Hurricane still around down there?

I think it is called the Riot room now...

kstater
05-07-2009, 05:44 PM
Well how am I supposed to report that post? It's true.