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badgirl
05-05-2009, 06:51 PM
Damn it, I have been off for 5 days and planned on mowing my yard, which is in terrible shape, but it has rained every day I have been off and now I have to go back in tomorrow night!!! My grass is gonna be waist high before I get a chance to mow, I think I may as well buy a goat.:mad:

booger
05-05-2009, 06:53 PM
i saw this porno b4

badgirl
05-05-2009, 06:55 PM
i saw this porno b4

What does porn have to do with grass mowing?

Skip Towne
05-05-2009, 06:56 PM
I like the rain. It keeps the kids off my lawn.

booger
05-05-2009, 06:58 PM
What does porn have to do with grass mowing?

sorry, just the way my brain works sometimes. You said you need to mow your lawn or it will be waist high. I'm a dirty perv.:D

do you got a mower that bags the grass clippings? those are handy.

JuicesFlowing
05-05-2009, 07:04 PM
Pay a neighbor kid $20.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 07:04 PM
sorry, just the way my brain works sometimes. You said you need to mow your lawn or it will be waist high. I'm a dirty perv.:D

do you got a mower that bags the grass clippings? those are handy.

No, just a plain ole push mower. By the time I'm off work again and get to mow I will need one of those tractor things.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 07:05 PM
Pay a neighbor kid $20.

Its still to wet right now and I am still to broke, I just bought a new living room suite.

luv
05-05-2009, 07:06 PM
Your boyfriend won't stop by and do it for free?

badgirl
05-05-2009, 07:06 PM
I like the rain. It keeps the kids off my lawn.

I love the rain if everything is done, I have those fuzzy things in my yard all over the place, I have those cut off logs going beside my driveway and I can't even see them anymore.:deevee:

booger
05-05-2009, 07:07 PM
No, just a plain ole push mower. By the time I'm off work again and get to mow I will need one of those tractor things.

i've mowed twice already. It's a once a week thing this time of year with all the rain. It can suck getting back into the groove again.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 07:07 PM
Your boyfriend won't stop by and do it for free?

He done his yardwork over the weekend and I don't ask him to do anything for me, if he doesn't offer I don't ask, that would be nice though.:(

Rain Man
05-05-2009, 07:07 PM
What the heck did I do? I'm just minding my own business over here.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 07:09 PM
What the heck did I do? I'm just minding my own business over here.

What? I didn't say anything to you.:)

luv
05-05-2009, 07:14 PM
This seems like a good place for me to whine. I've walked one day in over a week. I went to lunch today, and it was perfect walking weather. I was looking forward to a four mile power walk. By the time I got off of work, it was raining AGAIN.

Okay. I'm done.

Otter
05-05-2009, 07:16 PM
What the heck did I do? I'm just minding my own business over here.

This post is obviously the first step in some sort of Badgirl & DaFace co-conspiracy. DaFace wants to ascend the corporate ladder through your removal and Badgirl is obviously weary of your clever quips over shadowing hers.

God's speed to you Rain Man.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 07:18 PM
This seems like a good place for me to whine. I've walked one day in over a week. I went to lunch today, and it was perfect walking weather. I was looking forward to a four mile power walk. By the time I got off of work, it was raining AGAIN.

Okay. I'm done.

Well maybe you can make up for it tomorrow, hopefully it won't rain.

Otter
05-05-2009, 07:18 PM
This seems like a good place for me to whine. I've walked one day in over a week. I went to lunch today, and it was perfect walking weather. I was looking forward to a four mile power walk. By the time I got off of work, it was raining AGAIN.

Okay. I'm done.

You're not the witch from the Wizard of Oz are you? I pictured her much older by now.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 07:19 PM
This post is obviously the first step in some sort of Badgirl & DaFace co-conspiracy. DaFace wants to ascend the corporate ladder through your removal and Badgirl is obviously weary of your clever quips over shadowing hers.

God's speed to you Rain Man.

Huh???

Over-Head
05-05-2009, 08:23 PM
Damn it, I have been off for 5 days and planned on mowing my yard, which is in terrible shape, but it has rained every day I have been off and now I have to go back in tomorrow night!!! My grass is gonna be waist high before I get a chance to mow, I think I may as well buy a goat.:mad:

Come on up here to the great white north, and you can play with my snow blower tomorrow morning if the forcast hold true :(

Baconeater
05-05-2009, 08:33 PM
We haven't been getting much here, I just mowed my lawn for the first time on Sunday. I didn't even use my tractor thing.

Jenson71
05-05-2009, 08:37 PM
Did you call a doctor yet?

booger
05-05-2009, 08:38 PM
We haven't been getting much here, I just mowed my lawn for the first time on Sunday. I didn't even use my tractor thing.

when it breaks do you take it to the tractor place?

badgirl
05-05-2009, 08:44 PM
Did you call a doctor yet?

No not yet.:(

booger
05-05-2009, 08:45 PM
No not yet.:(

what's wrong?

badgirl
05-05-2009, 08:45 PM
We haven't been getting much here, I just mowed my lawn for the first time on Sunday. I didn't even use my tractor thing.

ok maybe its called a tractor mower, or something like that, but its like a tractor with a big lawn mower blade under it.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 08:46 PM
what's wrong?

pains in my stomach and vomiting, its been going on since December.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 08:46 PM
Come on up here to the great white north, and you can play with my snow blower tomorrow morning if the forcast hold true :(

I'll definately pass.

booger
05-05-2009, 08:47 PM
pains in my stomach and vomiting, its been going on since December.

if it's ulcers that isn't something to let go and put off. Even if not it is probably best to get it checked out to be on the safe side.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 08:50 PM
if it's ulcers that isn't something to let go and put off. Even if not it is probably best to get it checked out to be on the safe side.

yea I plan on it.

Skip Towne
05-05-2009, 08:52 PM
if it's ulcers that isn't something to let go and put off. Even if not it is probably best to get it checked out to be on the safe side.

I think it's the epizudic. Sure sounds like it.

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 08:53 PM
pains in my stomach and vomiting, its been going on since December.


Did you ever get that Autopsy lined up to see whats wrong ?

booger
05-05-2009, 08:53 PM
yea I plan on it.

you have until the end of teh week or i stop sending you dirty pictures ok?

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 08:53 PM
Oh yeah, I'll mow your grass for sex ?

booger
05-05-2009, 08:53 PM
I think it's the epizudic. Sure sounds like it.

brb have to google that first.

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 08:55 PM
And if you vomit during sex , I'll understand.

Baconeater
05-05-2009, 08:58 PM
when it breaks do you take it to the tractor place?
hell no, the tractor guy is a crook.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 08:58 PM
Oh yeah, I'll mow your grass for sex ?

Sex in the grass? OK;)

Jenson71
05-05-2009, 08:58 PM
No not yet.:(

Unacceptable. It's been what? Two weeks? Three?

badgirl, call tomorrow morning. If you do - postitive rep. If you don't - you don't even want to know.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 08:58 PM
And if you vomit during sex , I'll understand.

I think I can handle NOT vomiting during sex.;)

booger
05-05-2009, 09:00 PM
hell no, the tractor guy is a crook.

good thing omaha has more than 1 tractor place and 1 tractor guy

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 09:00 PM
Sex in the grass? OK;)


Do I have to mow first ?

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:00 PM
Unacceptable. It's been what? Two weeks? Three?

badgirl, call tomorrow morning. If you do - postitive rep. If you don't - you don't even want to know.

Ok I will call tomorrow I promise and let you know what happens, I mean for your rep who would pass it up. Seriously I will call. I been so damn worried about my lawn and pissed over that, I just didn't think. When days go by with no problems I don't think about it, but then it hits me and I get concerned. I will call the Doc in the morning.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:01 PM
Do I have to mow first ?

lets not, then the neighbors can't see us.:eek:

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:01 PM
hell no, the tractor guy is a crook.

Well take it to a lawn mower person.

Jenson71
05-05-2009, 09:01 PM
Ok I will call tomorrow I promise and let you know what happens, I mean for your rep who would pass it up. Seriously I will call. I been so damn worried about my lawn and pissed over that, I just didn't think. When days go by with no problems I don't think about it, but then it hits me and I get concerned. I will call the Doc in the morning.

I don't believe you.

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 09:02 PM
lets not, then the neighbors can't see us.:eek:

And what if I'm too tired to mow afterward ?

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:02 PM
I don't believe you.

OK, good

booger
05-05-2009, 09:02 PM
Do I have to mow first ?

golden showers bring may flowers

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:03 PM
And what if I'm too tired to mow afterward ?

I'll give you a rub down to get you refreshed.;)

booger
05-05-2009, 09:03 PM
Well take it to a lawn mower person.

havn't you seen the movie the lawn mower man?

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:04 PM
golden showers bring may flowers

I don't do the golden shower thing.:eek:

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:04 PM
havn't you seen the movie the lawn mower man?

no

booger
05-05-2009, 09:05 PM
ROFLI don't do the golden shower thing.:eek:

i didn't really think so, i just never had the chance to type that before.

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 09:05 PM
I'll give you a rub down to get you refreshed.;)That will probably just get me aroused again. Your lawn may never get mowed . I'll just give the neighbor boy 20 bucks.

Deal ?

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:06 PM
ROFL

i didn't really think so, i just never had the chance to type that before.

Well I am glad you finally had the opportunity.;)

booger
05-05-2009, 09:06 PM
no

i have not either. I just wondered if he kills people with his lawnmower or not. Otherwise what do they call it that for?

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:06 PM
That will probably just get me aroused again. Your lawn may never get mowed . I'll just give the neighbor boy 20 bucks.

Deal ?

Deal.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:06 PM
i have not either. I just wondered if he kills people with his lawnmower or not. Otherwise what do they call it that for?

maybe he just does a really good job at mowing lawns, like edward sissorhands.

Baconeater
05-05-2009, 09:07 PM
Speaking of vomiting during sex, anyone got the balls to go watch this video?

First, a disclaimer:

WARNING! THIS VIDEO IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK. OR HOME. OR ANYWHERE.

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU DO NOT WATCH IT UNLESS YOU ARE A SICK FUCK.

http://www.2girls1finger.com/

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 09:08 PM
Deal.

I'm on my way.

And I'm not bringing my lawnmower.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:08 PM
I will not even look at it ,I am afraid to, with a warning like that.

booger
05-05-2009, 09:08 PM
Well I am glad you finally had the opportunity.;)

it's so easy it's just like going to the doctor when a person has problems with their belly

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:09 PM
I'm on my way.

And I'm not bringing my lawnmower.

My sliders will be open. Just come on in...;)

booger
05-05-2009, 09:10 PM
maybe he just does a really good job at mowing lawns, like edward sissorhands.

no wander he is mad and kills people then. each time he tries to whack off he cuts his pecker. I would be mad too.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:10 PM
it's so easy it's just like going to the doctor when a person has problems with their belly

I'm going to go. Soon.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:11 PM
no wander he is mad and kills people then. each time he tries to whack off he cuts his pecker. I would be mad too.

Man, I didn't even think of that. His girlfriends probably doesn't enjoy foreplay either.

booger
05-05-2009, 09:11 PM
never heard em called sliders. let me write this down.........

luv
05-05-2009, 09:13 PM
never heard em called sliders. let me write this down.........

You, Hog Farmer, and her boyfriend. Hope you're prepared to take turns.

booger
05-05-2009, 09:13 PM
Man, I didn't even think of that. His girlfriends probably doesn't enjoy foreplay either.

poor guy needs some special mittens or something

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:14 PM
You, Hog Farmer, and her boyfriend. Hope you're prepared to take turns.

excuse me, we're having fun here, its not like they live down the road, why are you such a kill joy?

If you don't like to flirt, good for you, but I do, its innocent flirting and having fun. Damn ..

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 09:15 PM
Hey, The smell of boar semen is like an aphrodisiac. Should I bring some ?

luv
05-05-2009, 09:16 PM
excuse me, we're having fun here, its not like they live down the road, why are you such a kill joy?

If you don't like to flirt, good for you, but I do, its innocent flirting and having fun. Damn ..

Because we're just having fun?

booger
05-05-2009, 09:16 PM
You, Hog Farmer, and her boyfriend. Hope you're prepared to take turns.

it's just pretend.

she doesn't know how to get to iowa. i don't know how to get to kentucky.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:17 PM
Hey, The smell of boar semen is like an aphrodisiac. Should I bring some ?

You got some just laying around? Well bring it then!!!

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:18 PM
it's just pretend.

she doesn't know how to get to iowa. i don't know how to get to kentucky.

Its Tennessee, I hate KY:)

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:19 PM
Because we're just having fun?

yea Luv, fun, you know joking around.

luv
05-05-2009, 09:20 PM
yea Luv, fun, you know joking around.

No, I'm clueless. What's that?

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 09:20 PM
You got some just laying around? Well bring it then!!!


Wow! This is gonna be fun. you're gonna get drenched!

booger
05-05-2009, 09:21 PM
Its Tennessee, I hate KY:)

i hate ky too. just spit on it!!

booger
05-05-2009, 09:22 PM
slippery when wet

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:22 PM
No, I'm clueless. What's that?

You can't learn it, you have to be born with a sense of humor, and the ability not to take everything so serious in life, except the serious stuff and there is enough of that in everyday life, so what if I get on here and like to joke around with these guys? They are just joking and so am I, its not like we're gonna meet down the road and have an affair or something.:rolleyes:

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:24 PM
Wow! This is gonna be fun. you're gonna get drenched!

Damn, how much this specimen you got?

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 09:24 PM
You can't learn it, you have to be born with a sense of humor, and the ability not to take everything so serious in life, except the serious stuff and there is enough of that in everyday life, so what if I get on here and like to joke around with these guys? They are just joking and so am I, its not like we're gonna meet down the road and have an affair or something.:rolleyes:

Damn, Me and 3 of my best boars just went limp, would you tell luv to shut up!

luv
05-05-2009, 09:25 PM
slippery when wet

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badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:25 PM
Damn, Me and 3 of my best boars just went limp, would you tell luv to shut up!

I try, I try....she does this every time.:grr:

luv
05-05-2009, 09:26 PM
You can't learn it, you have to be born with a sense of humor, and the ability not to take everything so serious in life, except the serious stuff and there is enough of that in everyday life, so what if I get on here and like to joke around with these guys? They are just joking and so am I, its not like we're gonna meet down the road and have an affair or something.:rolleyes:

Yet, you always take everything I say so serious. Why is that? I'm a chick? It's okay to flirt with me too.

booger
05-05-2009, 09:26 PM
its not like we're gonna meet down the road and have an affair or something.:rolleyes:

dammit woman

i booked a hotel and everything

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 09:27 PM
Damn, how much this specimen you got?

I wasn't refering to the specimen.:D

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:27 PM
Yet, you always take everything I say so serious. Why is that? I'm a chick? It's okay to flirt with me too.

Well why didn't you just say so.....:D

luv
05-05-2009, 09:27 PM
I try, I try....she does this every time.:grr:

Only because you let me. ;)

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:28 PM
I wasn't refering to the specimen.:D

hmmmm, ok then bring it big boy!!!

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:29 PM
dammit woman

i booked a hotel and everything

Well in that case I wouldn't want it to go to waste, bring some wine while your at it.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:30 PM
Only because you let me. ;)

Well booger got a hotel room somewhere, would you like to join us?;)

booger
05-05-2009, 09:31 PM
Well in that case I wouldn't want it to go to waste, bring some wine while your at it.

ok, don't forget the nurses uniform:)

luv
05-05-2009, 09:33 PM
Well booger got a hotel room somewhere, would you like to join us?;)

I have about 6 months before you'd even be interested. I know your love of fat people.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:33 PM
ok, don't forget the nurses uniform:)

I'll be sure to bring it and my spiked heels and fish net hose. You may need a sponge bath.;)

I may even bring some wrist restraints.

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 09:33 PM
Thanks for the PM with your address but I really don't know if I want to travel all the way to Gambia, Africa !

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:34 PM
I have about 6 months before you'd even be interested. I know your love of fat people.

well....see you in 6 months then.:)

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:35 PM
Thanks for the PM with your address but I really don't know if I want to travel all the way to Gambia, Africa !

ROFL oh Hog Farmer. I don't know where Gambia, Africa is.

But if I did live there I would make it worth your trip.

booger
05-05-2009, 09:36 PM
I'll be sure to bring it and my spiked heels and fish net hose. You may need a sponge bath.;)

I may even bring some wrist restraints.

yes i am very dirty. i am a dirty smelly pig.:D

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:37 PM
yes i am very dirty. i am a dirty smell pig.:D

Your a pig and Hog Farmer must farm hogs so is there a connection there?:D

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 09:38 PM
Your a pig and Hog Farmer must farm hogs so is there a connection there?:D

You don't want him . He eats his boogers.

booger
05-05-2009, 09:38 PM
Your a pig and Hog Farmer must farm hogs so is there a connection there?:D

i am not aware of any siblings?

luv
05-05-2009, 09:39 PM
Wait a second here. Aren't pigs fat? I somehow don't see this working out.

/Debbie Downer

luv
05-05-2009, 09:39 PM
You don't want him . He eats his boogers.

But that's not all he eats.

booger
05-05-2009, 09:40 PM
You don't want him . He eats his boogers.

he has the hog flu and they don't make spiral pig penis sized rubbers

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:40 PM
You don't want him . He eats his boogers.

eeewwww, forget the room booger, you did not say you ate boogers. You and Luv can have it by yourselves.

JuicesFlowing
05-05-2009, 09:40 PM
This thread really has taken an interesting turn from rain and mowing.:clap:

booger
05-05-2009, 09:41 PM
But that's not all he eats.

pussy and boogers. yummy

JOhn
05-05-2009, 09:42 PM
This thread really has taken an interesting turn from rain and mowing.:clap:

Not if you really think about it.

Seems like Badgirl is still talking about getting her lawn mowed ROFL

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:42 PM
pussy and boogers. yummy

:eek: Ok now your just being gross.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:43 PM
Not if you really think about it.

Seems like Badgirl is still talking about getting her lawn mowed ROFL

That lawn is always mowed.

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 09:43 PM
he has the hog flu and they don't make spiral pig penis sized rubbers

ROFL

I have no disease. ZERO.

I won't even need a rubber.

Will I ?

JuicesFlowing
05-05-2009, 09:43 PM
Not if you really think about it.

Seems like Badgirl is still talking about getting her lawn mowed ROFL

ROFL Well played.

booger
05-05-2009, 09:43 PM
That lawn is always mowed.

link?

booger
05-05-2009, 09:44 PM
:eek: Ok now your just being gross.

i'm teasing, i havn't ate boogers since 5th grade

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:45 PM
link?

There is no link to the fact I shave. Why would I have a link to that?

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:45 PM
i'm teasing, i havn't ate boogers since 5th grade

Ok well in that case see you at the room.:D

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 09:46 PM
i'm teasing, i havn't ate boogers since 5th grade


He forgot to mention in the 5th grade he was 27 years old.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:46 PM
ROFL

I have no disease. ZERO.

I won't even need a rubber.

Will I ?

Since its just play, I say no you don't just cum as you are.

booger
05-05-2009, 09:46 PM
There is no link to the fact I shave. Why would I have a link to that?

just a joke. when somebody says something others want proof.

it would have been better if i put

Pic?

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:46 PM
He forgot to mention in the 5th grade he was 27 years old.

ROFL

luv
05-05-2009, 09:47 PM
Ok well in that case see you at the room.:D

Indian giver.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:47 PM
just a joke. when somebody says something others want proof.

it would have been better if i put

Pic?

No pic, just imagination.

Baconeater
05-05-2009, 09:47 PM
Did anyone watch that video?

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:48 PM
Indian giver.

ok, see YOU at the room?;)

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:48 PM
Did anyone watch that video?

what video?

booger
05-05-2009, 09:48 PM
He forgot to mention in the 5th grade he was 27 years old.

shut up you guy with a corkscrew shaped ding ding

booger
05-05-2009, 09:51 PM
No pic, just imagination.

ok i have my eyes closed and am imagining, now what?

luv
05-05-2009, 09:52 PM
ok i have my eyes closed and am imagining, now what?

Mowed lawn, duh.

booger
05-05-2009, 09:52 PM
Did anyone watch that video?

the one where she pukes? no that is not on my spank list

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:53 PM
ok i have my eyes closed and am imagining, now what?

If you have to ask you have no imagination.

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 09:54 PM
Since its just play, I say no you don't just cum as you are.

that's just great.

Plane ticket to Gambia, $2500

Two cases of condoms $400

Neighbor boy to mow grass . $20

Are you sure you're worth all this ?

Baconeater
05-05-2009, 09:55 PM
the one where she pukes? no that is not on my spank list
Supposedly there's more than puke involved. Now go watch it.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:56 PM
that's just great.

Plane ticket to Gambia, $2500

Two cases of condoms $400

Neighbor boy to mow grass . $20

Are you sure you're worth all this ?

yes, yes I am.:D

400 bucks worth of condoms? You must be one hell of a hog farmer!! :eek:

Although, there are some things I will do to you that you will definately NOT want a condom for.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:56 PM
Supposedly there's more than puke involved. Now go watch it.

I for one will NEVER watch it.

booger
05-05-2009, 09:57 PM
If you have to ask you have no imagination.

:drool:

badgirl
05-05-2009, 09:58 PM
:drool:

Now you got it.

Where is LUV? She suppose to be joining in.

booger
05-05-2009, 09:58 PM
Supposedly there's more than puke involved. Now go watch it.

what the hell, i''ll take one for the home team.

luv
05-05-2009, 09:59 PM
Now you got it.

Where is LUV? She suppose to be joining in.

I think you've got it covered.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 10:00 PM
I think you've got it covered.

Yea, but I gotta get back to that serious life soon, I got to go home, I am at my moms right now and I have a 45 min drive home, so I may have to leave the guys to you.

booger
05-05-2009, 10:03 PM
Supposedly there's more than puke involved. Now go watch it.

i clicked on play then a malware virus popped up. My webroot caught it though.

Baconeater
05-05-2009, 10:04 PM
i clicked on play then a malware virus popped up. My webroot caught it though.
Well what the fuck do you expect from a puke and shit video?

Hog Farmer
05-05-2009, 10:06 PM
yes, yes I am.:D

400 bucks worth of condoms? You must be one hell of a hog farmer!! :eek:

Although, there are some things I will do to you that you will definately NOT want a condom for.

OK.

I just got off the phone with Expedia.

I've got a plane ticket to Gambia , Africa lined up for 8:00 A.M. tomorrow.

The condoms are being Fed-Exed to the address you gave me.

I only have about 3 liters of Boar #356. He's a Duroc. So we're good . If I can get it through customs.

See you soon !

booger
05-05-2009, 10:07 PM
Well what the **** do you expect from a puke and shit video?

shit?

i thought you just said puke.

you talked me into it. dirty old man

badgirl
05-05-2009, 10:09 PM
OK.

I just got off the phone with Expedia.

I've got a plane ticket to Gambia , Africa lined up for 8:00 A.M. tomorrow.

The condoms are being Fed-Exed to the address you gave me.

I only have about 3 liters of Boar #356. He's a Duroc. So we're good .

See you soon !

Oh Joy!!!

:evil: See you then.

I must go get prepared for our first sexfest. Until then......:p

luv
05-05-2009, 10:09 PM
Yea, but I gotta get back to that serious life soon, I got to go home, I am at my moms right now and I have a 45 min drive home, so I may have to leave the guys to you.

I have to work tomorrow. You're supposed to cover the overnight shift. Guess they'll just have to pray they don't get blueballs until you're able to do them tomorrow.

badgirl
05-05-2009, 10:10 PM
I have to work tomorrow. You're supposed to cover the overnight shift. Guess they'll just have to pray they don't get blueballs until you're able to do them tomorrow.

God lets hope not!!!