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El Jefe
05-07-2009, 08:36 AM
Which of these three girls would you choose, if you got to choose one of them to do the dirty dirty with. The chimp is not an option, only the three girls. Of which I must say all of them are pretty fine, but I will go with the brunette, that's girl is smoking hot.

El Jefe
05-07-2009, 08:37 AM
This picture is from the Epic Fail thread, so credit to whoever put that picture up.

Gonzo
05-07-2009, 08:41 AM
They all have he Chimp Flu.

Oh... I guess that would be the Hiv huh?

Buck
05-07-2009, 08:41 AM
Uh, the middle one...Is this a trick question?

shitgoose
05-07-2009, 08:43 AM
The one getting felt up by the chimp

bdeg
05-07-2009, 08:44 AM
I love brunettes, but that blonde in the middle is smokin

bdeg
05-07-2009, 08:45 AM
i wish i was a monkey so i could get away with fondling boobage like this legend

Deberg_1990
05-07-2009, 08:45 AM
Do you get the chimps sloppy seconds?

Katipan
05-07-2009, 08:47 AM
Middle blonde and only if the Chimp holds the camera.

Bwana
05-07-2009, 08:52 AM
Why one? I would think a foursome would be in order. :shrug: As far as the chimp, I would let gochiefs have a go at that.

Donger
05-07-2009, 08:53 AM
The one on the right.

Otter
05-07-2009, 08:58 AM
Make a poll nub

Middle

Pestilence
05-07-2009, 09:12 AM
The one on the left.

raybec 4
05-07-2009, 09:42 AM
What kind of discrimination is this shit? If the chimp is not an option this question is moot.

BigCatDaddy
05-07-2009, 09:45 AM
The blonde makes my balls tingle. I pick her.

Skip Towne
05-07-2009, 09:45 AM
Let's walk down there and fuck all of 'em.

Katipan
05-07-2009, 09:49 AM
What kind of discrimination is this shit? If the chimp is not an option this question is moot.

The chimp makes my balls tingle.

El Jefe
05-07-2009, 10:37 AM
Make a poll nub

Middle

I didn't have time to. The middle girl seems to be the consensus, while I agree she is hot, I think the Brunette is hotter, but that's simply because I like brunette's better, and I like she's a little thick.

Cannibal
05-07-2009, 10:41 AM
The broad in the red bikini on the right side.

bevischief
05-07-2009, 11:12 AM
The monkey is making his move on the blonde.

sedated
05-07-2009, 11:13 AM
all of the above. No need to nit-pick.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-07-2009, 11:17 AM
Either of the ones on the ends

tooge
05-07-2009, 11:18 AM
the one on the right. Hands down. Legs longer than.....

patteeu
05-07-2009, 11:35 AM
Middle.

T-post Tom
05-07-2009, 11:38 AM
Let's walk down there and **** all of 'em.



http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8894/kaneklapqo6.gif

CoMoChief
05-07-2009, 11:46 AM
Blonde in blue bikini, second from left. BANGIN' body.

Then blonde on far right.

Then the burnette.

Then the Chimp.

CoMoChief
05-07-2009, 11:50 AM
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8894/kaneklapqo6.gif

What is this from? I've been looking for this everywhere?

loochy
05-07-2009, 12:01 PM
I really like the blonde on the right. She looks tall, long, and lean, which is my preferred body type. She also has a cute litte face. Yes, oh yes, I would enjoy that.:D

Dave Lane
05-07-2009, 12:11 PM
middle

Cannibal
05-07-2009, 12:21 PM
Then the Chimp.

LOL

TrebMaxx
05-07-2009, 12:25 PM
The one on the right is preferred, but the other two would do just as well.

Jilly
05-07-2009, 12:28 PM
I go with the brunette, because she is thicker and i tend to like/appreciate a woman who can throw me down.

Katipan
05-07-2009, 12:29 PM
I go with the brunette, because she is thicker and i tend to like/appreciate a woman who can throw me down.

:D

Jethopper
05-07-2009, 12:29 PM
I was hoping for a pick your ponson..

El Jefe
05-07-2009, 12:59 PM
I go with the brunette, because she is thicker and i tend to like/appreciate a woman who can throw me down.


Get it girl :). I said the same thing about the brunette, she's a little thicker than the other two, I don't think she could throw me down, but I would probably let her do whatever she wanted to me.

Fish
05-07-2009, 01:24 PM
What if I just want to watch the monkey and the brunette?

Barret
05-07-2009, 01:31 PM
Far left is my vote. Also is the chimp getting to second base with the far right chick?

acesn8s
05-07-2009, 01:34 PM
i wish i was a monkey so i could get away with fondling boobage like this legendAhimp can get away with it but Chucke E. Cheese get sued. :shake:

Katipan
05-07-2009, 01:36 PM
Ahimp can get away with it but Chucke E. Cheese get sued. :shake:

LMAO

Raised On Riots
05-07-2009, 02:15 PM
Middle:

Her taste in shades is horrible, thus hiding the fact that she's the hottie in the group.

"Fuck all of them"?

Yeah...I'll let YOU tend to the chimp, Skippy.:)

Otter
05-07-2009, 02:32 PM
I didn't have time to. The middle girl seems to be the consensus, while I agree she is hot, I think the Brunette is hotter, but that's simply because I like brunette's better, and I like she's a little thick.

All things being equal I like brunette's better as well. But their facial looks are about equal to me and the blond has a much better body.

Delano
05-07-2009, 03:26 PM
That chimp is two days training away from pulling biking strings a second before the shutter pops.

Simply Red
05-07-2009, 03:34 PM
The one on the left.

yep, not even close, ok, it is, but yes, the one on the left, for sure.

ChiefsRoyalsMizzou
05-07-2009, 03:46 PM
blonde

EyePod
05-07-2009, 03:48 PM
The one getting felt up by the chimp

Good call. You already know that she puts out...

sedated
05-07-2009, 03:49 PM
they all have simliar faces, especially their noses, maybe they are sisters

shitgoose
05-07-2009, 03:53 PM
Good call. You already know that she puts out...

Exactly. If she doesn't mind getting felt up by a chimpanzee just imagine the things you can do. :D

KCChiefsMan
05-07-2009, 04:08 PM
I'd be happy to do them all, but if I got to choose it would be the one in the middle

Over-Head
05-07-2009, 05:39 PM
Why one? I would think a foursome would be in order. :shrug: As far as the chimp, I would let gochiefs have a go at that. Great job numb nutts. Bring up monkyboy his self :mad:
Now this will turn into a goatboy getting laid thread :doh!:

El Jefe
05-08-2009, 07:41 AM
they all have simliar faces, especially their noses, maybe they are sisters

That would be some crazy genes.

el borracho
05-08-2009, 09:40 AM
Red bikini = first choice
plaid bikini = second choice
then the thick one

El Jefe
05-08-2009, 12:31 PM
Red bikini = first choice
plaid bikini = second choice
then the thick one

My order is a little different. First choice is the brunette, it'd be my duty to please that booty. Then I would take the blonde in the middle, I think the blonde being molested by the chimp is the least attractive of the three (face wise), hard to tell with the sun glasses. I think that brunette would be interesting :p.

Jethopper
05-08-2009, 12:36 PM
The middle blonde is hot. The other 2 look like burn victims.

El Jefe
05-08-2009, 12:44 PM
The middle blonde is hot. The other 2 look like burn victims.

What is wrong with your vision, you been welding without your visor on again? I'd let any three of those girls "call me big daddy when they back that thang up".




Rep to anyone who knows what song that's from.

Lumpy
05-08-2009, 12:50 PM
The monkey. I base my preference not on looks but rather the one w/ the highest IQ.

El Jefe
05-08-2009, 12:57 PM
The monkey. I base my preference not on looks but rather the one w/ the highest IQ.

You're a women correct? (if not sorry I thought you were), who do you think is the hottest, monkey excluded?

Lumpy
05-08-2009, 01:01 PM
You're a women correct? (if not sorry I thought you were), who do you think is the hottest, monkey excluded?

Correct. Hottest? Meh. I would say the brunette... she has more natural beauty. The other 2 chicks need to take a break from Ashley Lynn's and mix in a sammich once in awhile.

El Jefe
05-08-2009, 01:18 PM
Correct. Hottest? Meh. I would say the brunette... she has more natural beauty. The other 2 chicks need to take a break from Ashley Lynn's and mix in a sammich once in awhile.

Awesome. I take it you're more attractive than they are? Please post pics immediately :D.

Lumpy
05-08-2009, 01:24 PM
Awesome. I take it you're more attractive than they are? Please post pics immediately :D.

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. The only pic I care to share is on my profile. So u be the judge.

googlegoogle
05-08-2009, 01:24 PM
Who are they?

seclark
05-08-2009, 01:24 PM
not counting the monkey.
ahao
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El Jefe
05-08-2009, 01:39 PM
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. The only pic I care to share is on my profile. So u be the judge.


Is that an accurate picture?


Who are they?


Three hotties is all I know.

Lumpy
05-08-2009, 01:43 PM
Is that an accurate picture?

Aye. Well, except my hair isn't that long anymore. :(

El Jefe
05-08-2009, 01:46 PM
Aye. Well, except my hair isn't that long anymore. :(

From that picture you look pretty attractive. :thumb:

luv
05-08-2009, 01:49 PM
The monkey. I base my preference not on looks but rather the one w/ the highest IQ.

Oh c'mon. Not all of the chicks are blonde.

Lumpy
05-08-2009, 01:51 PM
From that picture you look pretty attractive. :thumb:

Ty kindly. :D

sedated
05-08-2009, 02:00 PM
The monkey. I base my preference not on looks but rather the one w/ the highest IQ.

typical woman - assuming the hotties are idiots.

and typical men - we just don't give a fuk.

sedated
05-08-2009, 02:01 PM
The other 2 chicks need to...mix in a sammich once in awhile.

:eek:

:grr:

:eek:

:shake:

Lumpy
05-08-2009, 02:04 PM
Oh c'mon. Not all of the chicks are blonde.

ROFL Alright, fine. The brunette's IQ > Monkey's IQ.

Lumpy
05-08-2009, 02:11 PM
typical woman - assuming the hotties are idiots.

and typical men - we just don't give a fuk.

Ok then, why should it bother u that I assume that the hotties are idiots if u don't give a f*** if they are or not? :spock: :p

Chaunceythe3rd
05-08-2009, 03:42 PM
Child molesters!

:evil:

El Jefe
05-08-2009, 06:17 PM
Child molesters!

:evil:

Sir nothing on any of those three is childesque :p

vailpass
05-08-2009, 06:26 PM
Let's walk down there and **** all of 'em.

:toast: Damn right! What's with this "let's us run down there and fuck one of them"?
It's good to be the old bull eh Skip?

prhom
05-08-2009, 06:30 PM
Gotta go with the one on the right, she has a better face and body.

prhom
05-08-2009, 06:32 PM
What is this from? I've been looking for this everywhere?

Isn't that Orson Wells in Citizen Kane? Looks like him anyway.

KcFanInGA
05-08-2009, 09:32 PM
Far right.

Crush
05-09-2009, 12:15 AM
Does it matter? However, I am pretty sure that you would have to fight the chimp in order to fuck any of the three.

milkman
05-09-2009, 08:53 AM
The chimp makes my balls tingle.

Sounds like you need a boyfriend whose balls don't tingle for chimps.