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Simply Red
05-08-2009, 10:31 AM
YEAH, THANKS FOR WASTING MY TIME AND GAS FOR A BS SCAM!

FUCK YOU COLONIEL!

FUCK YOU TOO OPRAH!!

oh and fuck you too, unattractive, rude KFC employees!!!


http://i44.tinypic.com/t5mwl0.jpg

Buck
05-08-2009, 10:32 AM
Wha happen?

MOhillbilly
05-08-2009, 10:33 AM
yo man the colonel sold out for like 2 mil in 64'.

Demonpenz
05-08-2009, 10:33 AM
the first kfc was in utah. nuff said.

Sure-Oz
05-08-2009, 10:35 AM
I got mine just fine

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 10:36 AM
sorry to bite your rhyme, there 'Hamas,'

But:

MOTHER FUCK OPRAH & KFC!!!

Katipan
05-08-2009, 10:37 AM
Anyone remember Pioneer Chicken?

Iowanian
05-08-2009, 10:37 AM
I never join the stampede of sheeple for the freebee.

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 10:38 AM
I got mine just fine

jesus, you lucky bastard.

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 10:38 AM
I never join the stampede of sheeple for the freebee.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Brock
05-08-2009, 10:39 AM
I never join the stampede of sheeple for the freebee.

Yeah, I don't get it either. People will line up for shit they don't even like if it's free.

Katipan
05-08-2009, 10:39 AM
I never join the stampede of sheeple for the freebee.

It tastes just like El Pollo Loco.

Oprah is keeping the brown man down.

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 10:39 AM
I never join the stampede of sheeple for the freebee.

think i'll join ya' next time, i was a 'sheeple' this time, not next, though.

seclark
05-08-2009, 10:40 AM
I never join the stampede of sheeple for the freebee.

same here...just cause it's free doesn't mean it's worth a shit.
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bevischief
05-08-2009, 10:40 AM
Taste's like chicken

MOhillbilly
05-08-2009, 10:40 AM
mmmmmm...mmmmmm... loves to eats me some sheeple.

Katipan
05-08-2009, 10:41 AM
same here...just cause it's free doesn't mean it's worth a shit.
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You guys are rebels.

seclark
05-08-2009, 10:41 AM
mmmmmm...mmmmmm... loves to eats me some sheeple.

grilled, not fried.
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Gonzo
05-08-2009, 10:41 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=167476

Iowanian
05-08-2009, 10:42 AM
When everyone else is waiting in line at KFC is the best time to go someplace else.


I'll eat KFC once in a great while, but I'm sure not fighting a crowd or waiting in a line to get a bucket of free constipation relief.

seclark
05-08-2009, 10:42 AM
You guys are rebels.

i hate lines, crowds, and the running squirts.
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Sure-Oz
05-08-2009, 10:42 AM
jesus, you lucky bastard.

It's probably cause im foreign and they thought i'd blow up the place if i didn't get my chicken!

Just Passin' By
05-08-2009, 10:42 AM
I got my chicken and still have 2 coupons that I can get credited with a rain check.

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 10:44 AM
It's probably cause im foreign and they thought i'd blow up the place if i didn't get my chicken!

ROFL

Skip Towne
05-08-2009, 10:45 AM
You guys are rebels.

We're hardcore.

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 10:46 AM
I got my chicken and still have 2 coupons that I can get credited with a rain check.

we were yelled at by a fat bitchy black lady w/ gold teeth. 'YOU MUST FILL OUT THIS FORM AND KFC WILL SEND YOU A COUPON!' 'WE ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTING THE COUPON!' I ****ing left, immediately, i don't take any shit when I'm sheppling. Also, yes, I happen to be a rebel.

MOhillbilly
05-08-2009, 10:49 AM
we were yelled at by a fat bitchy black lady w/ gold teeth. 'YOU MUST FILL OUT THIS FORM AND KFC WILL SEND YOU A COUPON!' 'WE ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTING THE COUPON!' I ****ing left, immediately, i don't take any shit when I'm sheppling. Also, yes, I happen to be a rebel.


try a loaded .38 next time. you can get people to do about anything.

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 10:51 AM
try a loaded .38 next time. you can get people to do about anything.

In that case, I'm gettin' the Original-recipe 3-piece!!!

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 10:52 AM
ALL WHITE, TOO!!

Donger
05-08-2009, 10:52 AM
There's a plethora of ways to get free, explosive diarrhea.

MOhillbilly
05-08-2009, 10:52 AM
ALL WHITE, TOO!!

thats racist.

Iowanian
05-08-2009, 10:52 AM
I'd imagine Oprah's stunt made every KFC employee have a bad day.

I seriously doubt they had any intention of that many people begging free chicken.


If someone goes back, I'd take a bucket of biscuits. I love their biscuits. Had a friend that was a regional manager and she'd get me a bag of biscuits once in a while, I'd freeze them and use them with B&G....

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 10:54 AM
I'd imagine Oprah's stunt made every KFC employee have a bad day.

I seriously doubt they had any intention of that many people begging free chicken.


If someone goes back, I'd take a bucket of biscuits. I love their biscuits. Had a friend that was a regional manager and she'd get me a bag of biscuits once in a while, I'd freeze them and use them with B&G....

look, I wasn't beggin, but if you fucking make an offer, stand the fuck by it. It's not my problem Oprah and KFC can't coordinate or plan the unplanned better than they did. Fuck scams. Seriously

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 10:56 AM
it's more the principal, than anything. It turns out, it was nothing but a scam, if not, fine, where can I redeem my coupon? otherwise, no different than a scam.

Iowanian
05-08-2009, 10:56 AM
Thats up to you.....I'd just rather have gone across the street to Church's if I needed a chicken fix instead of dealing with those crowds.

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 10:57 AM
I'd imagine Oprah's stunt made every KFC employee have a bad day.

I seriously doubt they had any intention of that many people begging free chicken.


If someone goes back, I'd take a bucket of biscuits. I love their biscuits. Had a friend that was a regional manager and she'd get me a bag of biscuits once in a while, I'd freeze them and use them with B&G....

'sawmill' gravy? mmm ...

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 10:58 AM
Thats up to you.....I'd just rather have gone across the street to Church's if I needed a chicken fix instead of dealing with those crowds.

yep ... I just hate 'big chicken' i guess. ;)

Donger
05-08-2009, 10:58 AM
it's more the principal, than anything. It turns out, it was nothing but a scam, if not, fine, where can I redeem my coupon? otherwise, no different than a scam.

It is evident that this issue is important to you. Therefore, I believe that you will find the following link useful in assuaging your torment:

http://www.kfc.com/coupons/raincheck.asp

|Zach|
05-08-2009, 10:59 AM
I never join the stampede of sheeple for the freebee.

Yea, I don't really understand the dramatic and obsessive wave that seems to overtake people in saving literally a few bucks on something as simple as a single meal.

Skip Towne
05-08-2009, 11:00 AM
There's a plethora of ways to get free, explosive diarrhea.

When Al Bundy was constipated Peg uttered the classic line "Want me to under cook you some chicken, honey?"

sedated
05-08-2009, 11:01 AM
Yea, I don't really understand the dramatic and obsessive wave that seems to overtake people in saving literally a few bucks on something as simple as a single meal.

but...but...its FREE!

(and I'm sure that I'm the only one who knows about it)

Iowanian
05-08-2009, 11:05 AM
Did everyone in line do the chicken dance?

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Katipan
05-08-2009, 11:10 AM
Yea, I don't really understand the dramatic and obsessive wave that seems to overtake people in saving literally a few bucks on something as simple as a single meal.

If you don't have to pay for dinner for your family of four you can use that money on drugs or booze that would otherwise not be in your oh so responsible budget!

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 11:12 AM
If you don't have to pay for dinner for your family of four you can use that money on drugs or booze that would otherwise not be in your oh so responsible budget!


heck, I was hoping to score a nickel of the 'brown-frown' w/ my potential recent savings ... but, nooooo!:shake:

PhillyChiefFan
05-08-2009, 11:55 AM
I'd rather pay 7.99 for a bucket o' chicken than wait for 1/2 hour in line.

When Taco Bell did it, the line at the drive through caused like 5 traffic accidents here, cause of the line out onto the street, is it worth it for .79?

Hydrae
05-08-2009, 12:16 PM
I got one of these yesterday. I am glad my lunch is at 2 though, I would not have gone near the place during lunch hour.

As to the food, it was decent. Good flavor but all I got was two tiny drum sticks and they forgot my biscuit! :cuss:

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 12:29 PM
I got one of these yesterday. I am glad my lunch is at 2 though, I would not have gone near the place during lunch hour.

As to the food, it was decent. Good flavor but all I got was two tiny drum sticks and they forgot my biscuit! :cuss:

yeah, the coupon says, 'manager's choice'

lol, dang, not even a wing?

sedated
05-08-2009, 12:33 PM
When Taco Bell did it, the line at the drive through caused like 5 traffic accidents here, cause of the line out onto the street, is it worth it for .79?

and I'm sure they all spent well over $0.79 worth of gas waiting in their car for an hour.

the idiots in this country never cease to amaze me.

Iowanian
05-08-2009, 12:36 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause' Oprah had the hungries on the other side.

RustShack
05-08-2009, 12:38 PM
I just deleted the coupon downloader because my computer said its a virus.

Hydrae
05-08-2009, 12:44 PM
I just deleted the coupon downloader because my computer said its a virus.

My firewall at work didn't allow it to download in the first place. And yes, as soon as the coupons were printed at home, that coupon printer crap was removed from my system.

Bob Dole
05-08-2009, 12:52 PM
My firewall at work didn't allow it to download in the first place. And yes, as soon as the coupons were printed at home, that coupon printer crap was removed from my system.

Coupon printer crap? Bob Dole's coupon was just a .PDF file.

wild1
05-08-2009, 12:52 PM
they're doing you a favor by not selling you that garbage

Hydrae
05-08-2009, 12:54 PM
Coupon printer crap? Bob Dole's coupon was just a .PDF file.

It says right on the coupon that it is only good if printed from their site. The only way to print it from their site is with their coupon printer plug-in. There is no doubt in my mind that is doing tracking and reporting back. How (or if) they can tell if you just printed from a .pdf I have no idea and I am sure the cashier isn't going to care.

Bob Dole
05-08-2009, 12:55 PM
It says right on the coupon that it is only good if printed from their site. The only way to print it from their site is with their coupon printer plug-in. There is no doubt in my mind that is doing tracking and reporting back.

Bob Dole printed it from their site and it was a PDF file. And it was redeemed without incident.

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 01:05 PM
Bob Dole printed it from their site and it was a PDF file. And it was redeemed without incident.

ROFL

fan4ever
05-08-2009, 01:08 PM
There's a plethora of ways to get free, explosive diarrhea.

Hooooooooot Pockeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Mistake 1: Watching Oprah

Mistake 2: Taking action on something Oprah told you about

Mistake 3: Posting this expecting anything but people laughing at you.

Chief Chief
05-08-2009, 01:24 PM
I'd rather pay 7.99 for a bucket o' chicken than wait for 1/2 hour in line.

When Taco Bell did it, the line at the drive through caused like 5 traffic accidents here, cause of the line out onto the street, is it worth it for .79?


HELL YEAH!!!...

...AND THEN SOME!!

ottawa_chiefs_fan
05-08-2009, 03:26 PM
...worst diarrhea of my life...KFC

Baby Lee
05-08-2009, 03:28 PM
Other than the 20 minute wait, it was easy as pie. And beyond the 'free' incentive, I took them up on it because, with them being so busy, I stood a good chance of getting fresh food. IMO, FF chicken has a shelf life of about 5 seconds.

Plus, it happened to be twenty minutes of ogling the two hotties from the Med School in line ahead of me.

Skip Towne
05-08-2009, 03:31 PM
Other than the 20 minute wait, it was easy as pie. And beyond the 'free' incentive, I took them up on it because, with them being so busy, I stood a good chance of getting fresh food. IMO, FF chicken has a shelf life of about 5 seconds.

Plus, it happened to be twenty minutes of ogling the two hotties from the Med School in line ahead of me.

I want you to stay but I love to watch you leave.

DJJasonp
05-08-2009, 03:31 PM
This is one big consipiracy....oprah is in cahoots with Al Qaida.....all of you partaking in free KFC have just contracted the swine flu.

Chaunceythe3rd
05-08-2009, 04:13 PM
Anyone remember Pioneer Chicken?

Goood chicken! I liked it better than KFC. I never knew if they shrunk the number of stores or went out of business?

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 04:19 PM
Goood chicken! I liked it better than KFC. I never knew if they shrunk the number of stores or went out of business?

wait, where were they @? KC?

Chaunceythe3rd
05-08-2009, 04:25 PM
wait, where were they @? KC?


Phoenix area.

Chaunceythe3rd
05-08-2009, 04:28 PM
I see, most Pioneer chicken outlets were converted to Popeyes.

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 04:28 PM
Phoenix area.

oic

Pioli Zombie
05-08-2009, 04:33 PM
BIG class action suit against Oprah coming for false advertising you can just see it coming.
Posted via Mobile Device

Guru
05-08-2009, 04:33 PM
It is evident that this issue is important to you. Therefore, I believe that you will find the following link useful in assuaging your torment:

http://www.kfc.com/coupons/raincheck.aspHeh, he says go in to a KFC or print one at KFC.com. There isn't one to print on KFC.com that I have found.

L.A. Chieffan
05-08-2009, 04:35 PM
YEAH, THANKS FOR WASTING MY TIME AND GAS FOR A BS SCAM!

FUCK YOU COLONIEL!

FUCK YOU TOO OPRAH!!

oh and fuck you too, unattractive, rude KFC employees!!!


http://i44.tinypic.com/t5mwl0.jpg

1 on the right aint bad. id make her dance a little

Brock
05-08-2009, 04:35 PM
Other than the 20 minute wait, it was easy as pie. And beyond the 'free' incentive, I took them up on it because, with them being so busy, I stood a good chance of getting fresh food. IMO, FF chicken has a shelf life of about 5 seconds.

Plus, it happened to be twenty minutes of ogling the two hotties from the Med School in line ahead of me.

You waited 20 minutes for that? JFC

Katipan
05-08-2009, 04:54 PM
I see, most Pioneer chicken outlets were converted to Popeyes.

I didn't realize they stretched to Phoenix. I remember them in So. Cal. I always assumed that KFC just beat them out until you said the Popeyes thing and I immediately raced to find proof that you had no idea what you were talking about instead finding that you know all and see all which is all very disheartening.

They had way better chicken that KFC.

Simply Red
05-08-2009, 04:57 PM
BIG class action suit against Oprah coming for false advertising you can just see it coming.
Posted via Mobile Device

Well, actually, it was, imo.

acesn8s
05-08-2009, 04:57 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=167476Wouldn't it just be easier to catch the chicken yourself?

acesn8s
05-08-2009, 05:05 PM
BIG class action suit against Oprah coming for false advertising you can just see it coming.
Posted via Mobile DeviceI hope so. Sue her finger licking ass!

Calcountry
05-08-2009, 05:24 PM
Coincidentally, I went into a KFC yesterday and noticed a sign on the door explaining things. Then, after ordering, stepping to the side, someone comes in behind me and starts to get into to it with the clerk. "and exactly WHAT TIME did this take effect?!?"

I am like going, oh shit, watch out or she will call 911.

Calcountry
05-08-2009, 05:26 PM
BIG class action suit against Oprah coming for false advertising you can just see it coming.
Posted via Mobile DevicePaging Mark Levin, heYELLow.

Spicy McHaggis
05-08-2009, 05:29 PM
There's a plethora of ways to get free, explosive diarrhea.

They're giving away free Hot Pockets too now?