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Stewie
05-08-2009, 01:11 PM
That'll put the fear of fear into opponents.

Dolphin Stadium renamed Land Shark Stadium

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<!-- end .byline --> MIAMI (Reuters) – Dolphin Stadium, home of the NFL's Miami Dolphins, has been renamed Land Shark Stadium following a sponsorship deal with singer/songwriter and businessman Jimmy Buffett.


Buffett's Margaritaville Enterprises includes his LandShark Lager beer and the deal runs to the end of the 2009 NFL season.
The stadium which opened in 1987, was previously known as Joe Robbie Stadium and Pro Player Stadium among other names.


The rename is the first major change announced by new owner Stephen Ross who replaced Wayne Huizenga as majority owner of the Dolphins and the stadium.


The deal does not include naming rights for the venue for the Super Bowl or Pro Bowl games which are scheduled for the Miami stadium next season.


As well as the Dolphins, the University of Miami American football team, the Hurricanes, play at the venue along with Major League Baseball's Florida Marlins.

Demonpenz
05-08-2009, 01:12 PM
i like landshark probably the bottles. Of course I like most beer.

htismaqe
05-08-2009, 01:13 PM
Jimmy Buffet sucks.

Demonpenz
05-08-2009, 01:14 PM
Jimmy Buffet sucks.

he's no loverboy

Buck
05-08-2009, 01:15 PM
I heard its the only ever 1 year Stadium Naming Deal

Rooster
05-08-2009, 01:17 PM
he's no loverboy

ROFL

MOhillbilly
05-08-2009, 01:17 PM
I hope Fang gets paid.

Dartgod
05-08-2009, 01:24 PM
Fins to the left, fins to the right...

Otter
05-08-2009, 01:26 PM
Jimmy Buffet sucks.

You ever been to one of his concerts? There's girls running around in bikini tops with cut offs and sandals everywhere you look. Any man who can accomplish that while making a living singing about getting drunk is OK by me.

Frazod
05-08-2009, 01:27 PM
[knock knock] Telegram!

htismaqe
05-08-2009, 01:31 PM
You ever been to one of his concerts? There's girls running around in bikini tops with cut offs and sandals everywhere you look. Any man who can accomplish that while making a living singing about getting drunk is OK by me.

I actually did go to a show once. And all the girls running around were old enough to be my mom. :Lin:

luv
05-08-2009, 01:32 PM
I actually did go to a show once. And all the girls running around were old enough to be my mom. :Lin:

Otter likes the milfs.

Demonpenz
05-08-2009, 01:35 PM
moms id like to forget?

Frazod
05-08-2009, 01:36 PM
I actually did go to a show once. And all the girls running around were old enough to be my mom. :Lin:

Yes. This is a hazard of going to old fart concerts - 40-year-old women squeezing their 40-year-old bodies into skimpy leather shit that fit them when they were 18.

O The Humanity. :shake:

htismaqe
05-08-2009, 01:42 PM
Otter likes the milfs.

I like MILF's too. These would have been GILF's, if there was such a thing.

bevischief
05-08-2009, 01:46 PM
I like MILF's too. These would have been GILF's, if there was such a thing.

Google it.

ROFL

Radar Chief
05-08-2009, 01:49 PM
http://www.vetteweb.com/features/0311vet_04z%2B1969_Chevrolet_Corvette_Stingray%2BMaroon_Driver_Side_Front_View.jpg

I’ve always thought of these as the “land shark” because the designer took styling cues from a mako shark he caught while on vacation.

htismaqe
05-08-2009, 01:50 PM
Google it.

ROFL

Oh, I know.

The "G" I get.

The "I-L-F"...well...:Lin:

luv
05-08-2009, 01:52 PM
Oh, I know.

The "G" I get.

The "I-L-F"...well...:Lin:

So 40 is your limit?

htismaqe
05-08-2009, 01:54 PM
So 40 is your limit?

20 is my limit. If I'm gonna go to the trouble to go through a divorce and pay child support, I'm gonna make DAMN sure it's worth it!

Radar Chief
05-08-2009, 01:54 PM
So 40 is your limit?

Yes, that’s when they get traded in for two 20s.

Otter
05-08-2009, 01:58 PM
I actually did go to a show once. And all the girls running around were old enough to be my mom. :Lin:

This show was in Myrtle Beach, SC when all the college girls were there for the summer about 3 years ago. I was in the older crowd.

And there's nothing the matter with a MILF :D

htismaqe
05-08-2009, 01:59 PM
This show was in Myrtle Beach, SC when all the college girls were there for the summer about 3 years ago. I was in the older crowd.

And there's nothing the matter with a MILF :D

Lucky bastard.

And no, there's nothing wrong with MILF's at all. It's just that women my age and older are just "M" and not "ILF". :)

DJJasonp
05-08-2009, 02:00 PM
Uh oh....

KCFalcon59
05-08-2009, 02:01 PM
[knock knock] Telegram!


ROFL

Chaunceythe3rd
05-08-2009, 04:44 PM
Yes. This is a hazard of going to old fart concerts - 40-year-old women squeezing their 40-year-old bodies into skimpy leather shit that fit them when they were 18.

O The Humanity. :shake:

Oooh, yeah, tell me more. Lots of lumps and bumps and stuff to grab hold of. They've got lots to show, not some skinny ass fourteen year old, no-hip body.

::drool::p:drool:

Raised On Riots
05-08-2009, 11:00 PM
That is ghey. OH so ghey. There exists not a scientific device on all of earth that can measure teh gheyness of that name change in any conclusive manner.

Better them than us.

bevischief
05-09-2009, 06:39 PM
:D

Ultra Peanut
05-09-2009, 06:57 PM
MIAMI SHARKS 2K9

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Raised On Riots
05-09-2009, 07:03 PM
Casey Beaman.

DaKCMan AP
05-09-2009, 07:10 PM
I actually did go to a show once. And all the girls running around were old enough to be my mom. :Lin:

Not the ones I've been to..

ChiefaRoo
05-09-2009, 08:18 PM
That'll put the fear of fear into opponents.

Dolphin Stadium renamed Land Shark Stadium

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<!-- end .byline --> MIAMI (Reuters) – Dolphin Stadium, home of the NFL's Miami Dolphins, has been renamed Land Shark Stadium following a sponsorship deal with singer/songwriter and businessman Jimmy Buffett.


Buffett's Margaritaville Enterprises includes his LandShark Lager beer and the deal runs to the end of the 2009 NFL season.
The stadium which opened in 1987, was previously known as Joe Robbie Stadium and Pro Player Stadium among other names.


The rename is the first major change announced by new owner Stephen Ross who replaced Wayne Huizenga as majority owner of the Dolphins and the stadium.


The deal does not include naming rights for the venue for the Super Bowl or Pro Bowl games which are scheduled for the Miami stadium next season.


As well as the Dolphins, the University of Miami American football team, the Hurricanes, play at the venue along with Major League Baseball's Florida Marlins.


AAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA!!!!........(Snort,snort, snot bubble) hheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........LMAO ROFL

Raised On Riots
05-09-2009, 08:51 PM
AAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA!!!!........(Snort,snort, snot bubble) hheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........LMAO ROFL

That IS some hilariously ghey shit, innit it?:D

Raised On Riots
05-09-2009, 08:58 PM
I suppose it's slightly better than "AIDS-Burger in Paradise Field".







But not much.

ChiefaRoo
05-09-2009, 10:01 PM
That IS some hilariously ghey shit, innit it?:D

Yep, Goddammit Florida makes me laugh.

StcChief
05-09-2009, 10:05 PM
[knock knock] Telegram!Candygram....

Raised On Riots
05-09-2009, 10:07 PM
Candygram....

"Avon".

KCChiefsMan
05-10-2009, 03:23 AM
to me Landshark tastes like 1 part corona, 10 parts water.

Ultra Peanut
05-10-2009, 04:51 AM
"Avon".http://j.photos.cx/avonwestside-892.gif

Raised On Riots
05-10-2009, 02:59 PM
http://j.photos.cx/avonwestside-892.gif

ROFL:thumb:

Crush
05-10-2009, 03:56 PM
Loan Shark Stadium is a scarier name.

Raised On Riots
05-10-2009, 04:01 PM
Loan Shark Stadium is a scarier name.

And much more fitting for the town, me thinks.