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Hound333
05-11-2009, 06:02 AM
So I was running a couple of miles on the track this morning before work. It was dark when I started so I couldn't see much. After about 6 laps I noticed something in the middle of our football field. This years seniors (knowing the many rules our grounds crew has about the football field and staying off it) planted a tree right in the middle of the field.

That got me thinking about Senior pranks in general. What has everyone else here done?

Dave Lane
05-11-2009, 06:14 AM
Our senior day made the front page of the KC Star. It was bad really bad!

Hound333
05-11-2009, 06:22 AM
I am not sure our year did anything. I know the year before us got some Freshman drunk enough to pass out, put him in a boat, and floated him into the middle of the poop lagoon and anchored him there.

Phobia
05-11-2009, 07:29 AM
Our senior day made the front page of the KC Star. It was bad really bad!

Do you have a copy of the stone tablets you could share with us?

C-Mac
05-11-2009, 07:48 AM
We put a (gutted) car on the roof of the school.....and yes it made the local paper.

DA_T_84
05-11-2009, 08:01 AM
We murdered someone. It was AWESOME!

Skip Towne
05-11-2009, 08:09 AM
We put a (gutted) car on the roof of the school.....and yes it made the local paper.

How did you get it up there?

ChiTown
05-11-2009, 08:10 AM
We kidnapped one of the Nuns and sold her into a S. African Prostitution ring. We still laugh about that at our reunions............

JOhn
05-11-2009, 08:15 AM
At Sr. Prom we fooled this chick, and dumped pigs blood on her

C-Mac
05-11-2009, 08:23 AM
We kidnapped one of the Nuns and sold her into a S. African Prostitution ring. We still laugh about that at our reunions............

ROFL

C-Mac
05-11-2009, 08:27 AM
How did you get it up there?

Long adders, long ropes, keg of beer and our football team. It was quite the ordeal. Fortunately the roof was a flat roof about 14ft high. I still have the news clipping somewhere, I think its in our yearbook also.

gblowfish
05-11-2009, 08:50 AM
Our teachers pulled a prank on us. They went on strike in February and never came back (1977 KCMSD)

Mr. Plow
05-11-2009, 08:58 AM
LOL....we loosened the salt and pepper shakers. Hilarity ensued.

Zeke
05-11-2009, 09:16 AM
The seniors at Lawrence high when I was a Junior ('93) took two of the faculty's cars and put them in the hallways of the school. When class exchange occurred it was hilarious. Also we had some driving motorcycles through school during classes.

Funny as heck hearing that loud ass noise then seeing someone fly by your class in speedos and a cape screaming at the top of his lungs. 10 seconds later security guards sprinting past in a futile attempt to catch up.

PastorMikH
05-11-2009, 09:19 AM
....This years seniors (knowing the many rules our grounds crew has about the football field and staying off it) planted a tree right in the middle of the field.





LMAO LMAO

AWESOME!!!

DaFace
05-11-2009, 09:19 AM
This pre-dated me by about 15 years, but the best one at my HS was half hilarious, half gross. In the center of the building was a little outdoor courtyard area that was only accessible from inside the building. Well, being a little farm community, one year's seniors managed to hoist a dead cow up onto the roof, transport it over to the opening to the courtyard, and drop it in. I feel really sorry for whatever janitor got to clean that up.

bevischief
05-11-2009, 09:20 AM
The seniors at Lawrence high when I was a Junior ('93) took two of the faculty's cars and put them in the hallways of the school. When class exchange occurred it was hilarious. Also we had some driving motorcycles through school during classes.

Funny as heck hearing that loud ass noise then seeing someone fly by your class in speedos and a cape screaming at the top of his lungs. 10 seconds later security guards sprinting past in a futile attempt to catch up.

ROFL

bevischief
05-11-2009, 09:20 AM
This pre-dated me by about 15 years, but the best one at my HS was half hilarious, half gross. In the center of the building was a little outdoor courtyard area that was only accessible from inside the building. Well, being a little farm community, one years' seniors managed to hoist a dead cow up onto the roof, transport it over to the opening to the courtyard, and drop it in. I feel really sorry for whatever janitor got to clean that up.

ROFL

Fish
05-11-2009, 09:39 AM
We had a bitch of a band teacher in high school who was a huge Huskers fan. Her and I did not get along at all. It was a very small town, so we knew where she lived. And we knew she had a 5' tall wooden Herbie the Cornhusker chained up to her front porch. Well I was quite evil back then and had an unhealthy hatred for all things Nebraska. I decided that her Herbie simply must suffer. With the help of a few friends, we took some bolt cutters and removed Herbies shackles. We took him to the shop at the high school, which we could get into anytime we wanted back then. We fashioned a large wooden penis, and mounted it to Herbie. We spray painted a nice pornstache on him, along with some other obscenities... We fashioned a nice noose out of rope, grabbed a ladder from the shop, and hung Herbie from the giant flood lights over the football field. He was way up there. There were only about 4-5 of us in on it, and as hard as it was, we didn't tell anyone else what we'd done. Surprisingly, nobody noticed the damn thing swinging from the flood lights for an entire week. Bright red 5' Herbie with a giant wooden cock just swaying in the wind, oblivious to all. The band teacher begged, pleaded, and threatened everyone all week over the return of her precious Herbie, but still nobody knew or said a thing. And there he hung until our next home football game. The band teacher was leading the pep band when it was finally pointed out to her in the middle of the game. She was in tears and actually quit leading the band at one point. Looking back on it, I'm quite ashamed of what we did. And got away with...

bevischief
05-11-2009, 10:30 AM
We had a bitch of a band teacher in high school who was a huge Huskers fan. Her and I did not get along at all. It was a very small town, so we knew where she lived. And we knew she had a 5' tall wooden Herbie the Cornhusker chained up to her front porch. Well I was quite evil back then and had an unhealthy hatred for all things Nebraska. I decided that her Herbie simply must suffer. With the help of a few friends, we took some bolt cutters and removed Herbies shackles. We took him to the shop at the high school, which we could get into anytime we wanted back then. We fashioned a large wooden penis, and mounted it to Herbie. We spray painted a nice pornstache on him, along with some other obscenities... We fashioned a nice noose out of rope, grabbed a ladder from the shop, and hung Herbie from the giant flood lights over the football field. He was way up there. There were only about 4-5 of us in on it, and as hard as it was, we didn't tell anyone else what we'd done. Surprisingly, nobody noticed the damn thing swinging from the flood lights for an entire week. Bright red 5' Herbie with a giant wooden cock just swaying in the wind, oblivious to all. The band teacher begged, pleaded, and threatened everyone all week over the return of her precious Herbie, but still nobody knew or said a thing. And there he hung until our next home football game. The band teacher was leading the pep band when it was finally pointed out to her in the middle of the game. She was in tears and actually quit leading the band at one point. Looking back on it, I'm quite ashamed of what we did. And got away with...

ROFL:clap:

Kyle DeLexus
05-11-2009, 11:05 AM
For ours, we went to our rival school and wrote out **** You on their football field with chemicals. It killed the grass and I'm not sure when they got it fixed.

Redrum_69
05-11-2009, 11:16 AM
We had a bitch of a band teacher in high school who was a huge Huskers fan. Her and I did not get along at all. It was a very small town, so we knew where she lived. And we knew she had a 5' tall wooden Herbie the Cornhusker chained up to her front porch. Well I was quite evil back then and had an unhealthy hatred for all things Nebraska. I decided that her Herbie simply must suffer. With the help of a few friends, we took some bolt cutters and removed Herbies shackles. We took him to the shop at the high school, which we could get into anytime we wanted back then. We fashioned a large wooden penis, and mounted it to Herbie. We spray painted a nice pornstache on him, along with some other obscenities... We fashioned a nice noose out of rope, grabbed a ladder from the shop, and hung Herbie from the giant flood lights over the football field. He was way up there. There were only about 4-5 of us in on it, and as hard as it was, we didn't tell anyone else what we'd done. Surprisingly, nobody noticed the damn thing swinging from the flood lights for an entire week. Bright red 5' Herbie with a giant wooden cock just swaying in the wind, oblivious to all. The band teacher begged, pleaded, and threatened everyone all week over the return of her precious Herbie, but still nobody knew or said a thing. And there he hung until our next home football game. The band teacher was leading the pep band when it was finally pointed out to her in the middle of the game. She was in tears and actually quit leading the band at one point. Looking back on it, I'm quite ashamed of what we did. And got away with...


Until now...lol

What part of Kansas did you grow up in? Beatrice? White Cloud? I could have sworn you said it was off Highway 36.

Rooster
05-11-2009, 11:25 AM
I sometimes like to hide my grandmother's meds from her.

ChiTown
05-11-2009, 11:28 AM
I sometimes like to hide my grandmother's meds from her.

I can't believe it took this long for someone to launch that effort.

Fish
05-11-2009, 11:28 AM
Until now...lol

What part of Kansas did you grow up in? Beatrice? White Cloud? I could have sworn you said it was off Highway 36.

Mankato High baby.... 36 runs right through it....

Both Beatrice and White Cloud are in Nebraska...

MOhillbilly
05-11-2009, 11:30 AM
one time we put spokie-dokies on this old womans wheel chair. HA ha.

Dave Lane
05-11-2009, 11:33 AM
Do you have a copy of the stone tablets you could share with us?

Not sure if they have an archive you can search but it would be a blast to read again. 4 police cars tried to protect SMS without success, VW on roof multiple portapottys up there cows in the school massive road closed signs blocking the entrance and so much more fun. The police finally offered to close off a road for us for racing if we would pick up all the trash / signs ahhh yeah...

Redrum_69
05-11-2009, 11:38 AM
Mankato High baby.... 36 runs right through it....

Both Beatrice and White Cloud are in Nebraska...


LOL sorry, I meant Beattie...not Beatrice.

http://www.city-data.com/city/White-Cloud-Kansas.html

Nice, Mankato rocks!

in 2007 we got out as far as Phillipsburg on the Highway 36 treasure hunt. Started in St. Jo and drove west for three days of every town along 36 highway having a citywide garage sale. Last September we only made it to Mankato though.

DJJasonp
05-11-2009, 12:34 PM
We had a bitch of a band teacher in high school who was a huge Huskers fan. Her and I did not get along at all. It was a very small town, so we knew where she lived. And we knew she had a 5' tall wooden Herbie the Cornhusker chained up to her front porch. Well I was quite evil back then and had an unhealthy hatred for all things Nebraska. I decided that her Herbie simply must suffer. With the help of a few friends, we took some bolt cutters and removed Herbies shackles. We took him to the shop at the high school, which we could get into anytime we wanted back then. We fashioned a large wooden penis, and mounted it to Herbie. We spray painted a nice pornstache on him, along with some other obscenities... We fashioned a nice noose out of rope, grabbed a ladder from the shop, and hung Herbie from the giant flood lights over the football field. He was way up there. There were only about 4-5 of us in on it, and as hard as it was, we didn't tell anyone else what we'd done. Surprisingly, nobody noticed the damn thing swinging from the flood lights for an entire week. Bright red 5' Herbie with a giant wooden cock just swaying in the wind, oblivious to all. The band teacher begged, pleaded, and threatened everyone all week over the return of her precious Herbie, but still nobody knew or said a thing. And there he hung until our next home football game. The band teacher was leading the pep band when it was finally pointed out to her in the middle of the game. She was in tears and actually quit leading the band at one point. Looking back on it, I'm quite ashamed of what we did. And got away with...

:clap: but dare I say it?? Worthless without pics....?