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Bi_polar
05-11-2009, 01:26 PM
Where or how did you cum, the first time you sexed?

rambleonthruthefog
05-11-2009, 01:27 PM
busted in the best place you can............real quick!

Buck
05-11-2009, 01:28 PM
In a condom, in a girl.

Katipan
05-11-2009, 01:30 PM
Years later and by accident.

kindra68
05-11-2009, 01:31 PM
it was the 80's. I don't think i even messed up my hair.

Simply Red
05-11-2009, 01:32 PM
it was the 80's. I don't think i even messed up my hair.

ROFL

Simply Red
05-11-2009, 01:32 PM
it was the 80's. I don't think i even messed up my hair.

that may be the only post of yours that has made me laugh, you should probably just retire, now.

MOhillbilly
05-11-2009, 01:32 PM
about a 1/4 stroke in. that was fine cause i was young and could get like 20 nuts a night.

Ari Chi3fs
05-11-2009, 01:40 PM
In a condom, in a girl.

yep... and my version didn't last very long. :shake: Age 16... whooop there it is.

shitgoose
05-11-2009, 01:54 PM
Where or how did you cum, the first time you sexed?

Ask your mom if she remembers

Pestilence
05-11-2009, 01:58 PM
In a condom, in a girl.

This.

Molitoth
05-11-2009, 02:06 PM
After about 30 minutes, I couldn't finish so I gave up. I only wish that was now the case. =P

MIAdragon
05-11-2009, 02:07 PM
Years later and by accident.

Ouch.

Jilly
05-11-2009, 02:11 PM
There are no female answers in this poll. It is flawed.

Skip Towne
05-11-2009, 02:12 PM
I remember telling her "This won't take long, did it".

el borracho
05-11-2009, 02:14 PM
There are no female answers in this poll. It is flawed.

Q: How do you make a woman orgasm?

A: Who cares?!





(just kidding, Jilly)

BTW, my answer to the question is "on her belly."

Jilly
05-11-2009, 02:20 PM
I think answers like "on her belly" or "in her hair" are pretty ambitious for the first time out of the shoot.

Nzoner
05-11-2009, 02:24 PM
I think answers like "on her belly" or "in her hair" are pretty ambitious for the first time out of the shoot.

Speaking of the word shoot,I was once with a girl who repeatedly was moaning,"shoot it ,shoot it,shoot it,"

I swear I wanted to stuff a sock in her mouth,one of the most annoying things I've ever dealt with while having sex.

Katipan
05-11-2009, 02:25 PM
I think answers like "on her belly" or "in her hair" are pretty ambitious for the first time out of the shoot.

I think the former is an aversion to pregnancy thing and the latter is a standing over a sleeping woman thing.

Jilly
05-11-2009, 02:26 PM
I think the former is an aversion to pregnancy thing and the latter is a standing over a sleeping woman thing.

so basically both are accidental?

Jilly
05-11-2009, 02:28 PM
Speaking of the word shoot,I was once with a girl who repeatedly was moaning,"shoot it ,shoot it,shoot it,"

I swear I wanted to stuff a sock in her mouth,one of the most annoying things I've ever dealt with while having sex.

LOL!!! Images of her mouth being full and you standing over her going, "There, are you happy now?" Are going through my brain!

Katipan
05-11-2009, 02:28 PM
so basically both are accidental?

And avoidable if we just teach our daughters to masturbate more.

Jilly
05-11-2009, 02:30 PM
And avoidable if we just teach our daughters to masturbate more.


This statement is really so full of truth. I can't even laugh at it.

BigCatDaddy
05-11-2009, 02:30 PM
I just remember her asking me if I would like for her to clean me off. I said sure there our towels in the closet, well she didnít need or use a towel. :)

Jilly
05-11-2009, 02:32 PM
I just remember her asking me if I would like for her to clean me off. I said sure there our towels in the closet, well she didnít need or use a towel. :)

I bet she was older than you.

Demonpenz
05-11-2009, 02:34 PM
I just remember her asking me if I would like for her to clean me off. I said sure there our towels in the closet, well she didnít need or use a towel. :)

she used a jesse james waterprint

BigCatDaddy
05-11-2009, 02:34 PM
I bet she was older than you.

You would lose that bet. She was 16. Although obviously not her first go around.

Jilly
05-11-2009, 02:36 PM
You would lose that bet. She was 16. Although obviously not her first go around.

so your first time was after 16?

Pablo
05-11-2009, 02:37 PM
On her stomach. Then I think I used one of my socks to clean it off.

I'm a romantic.

BigCatDaddy
05-11-2009, 02:39 PM
so your first time was after 16?

Sadly yes. I had a GF for awhile before that, that at the time was a wait unitl marriage type. So I got a late start.

Jilly
05-11-2009, 02:40 PM
so noone's first time to blow while sexing it up was through a blow job?

Stewie
05-11-2009, 02:47 PM
The first time shooting my load (not self inflicted) was a BJ and she swallowed.

The first having intercourse was with a girl five years older than me and on birth control. No protection and doing it doggy-style. She taught me alot that summer. Superfreak, Superfreak, Superfreaky.... I'm Rick James, BITCH!!!

Stewie
05-11-2009, 02:48 PM
so noone's first time to blow while sexing it up was through a blow job?

Ha! I guess I was typing while this was posted.

Arsonist
05-11-2009, 02:49 PM
Inside the wet cavern. 1 minute later i was asking when she is suppose to start her period!

Jilly
05-11-2009, 02:51 PM
Ha! I guess I was typing while this was posted.

I'm glad you posted it because I always thought the BJ was the first logical step before the sex. Look at me thinking logically about sex. I'm funny.

Arsonist
05-11-2009, 02:54 PM
depends if the girl knows how to give one, other wise it's just a soggy disaster. Spreading the legs is easy for a inexperienced chick.

ChiTown
05-11-2009, 03:00 PM
so noone's first time to blow while sexing it up was through a blow job?

devirginized" can only mean sex, IMO.

That said, I remember the first time I shot my load with a girl vs my own hand. She got my pants off, the underwear down and started pumping away. It was probably 1 minute later and I shot a "magic load" that must have shot 15 ft over her head and landed on her cat.

I'm not sure what was more funny.

1. The look on my face watching a load travel that sort of distance,

2. The look on my GF's face (the look of horror) knowing I just desecrated her kitty cat, or

3. The look on the cat's face trying to lap up my love juice from the back of her fur.

ROFL

Arsonist
05-11-2009, 03:02 PM
so no butt sex or BJ's? just good old fashion screwing?

Katipan
05-11-2009, 03:03 PM
I'm glad you posted it because I always thought the BJ was the first logical step before the sex. Look at me thinking logically about sex. I'm funny.

Back when my g/fs and I were popping our cherries, only BAD BAD BAD girls gave blow jobs.

I mean... Pee comes out of that thing. Like oh my god gag me.

Jilly
05-11-2009, 03:04 PM
Apparently this poll needs clarification. So, we're talking just straight sex? No oral or anal (although, I will give 5 dollars to the person who says their first time was anal.......nah......I won't, but props to you if it was)

Arsonist
05-11-2009, 03:05 PM
Back when my g/fs and I were popping our cherries, only BAD BAD BAD girls gave blow jobs.

I mean... Pee comes out of that thing. Like oh my god gag me.

some chicks like you to pee on them though

Buck
05-11-2009, 03:05 PM
devirginized" can only mean sex, IMO.

That said, I remember the first time I shot my load with a girl vs my own hand. She got my pants off, the underwear down and started pumping away. It was probably 1 minute later and I shot a "magic load" that must have shot 15 ft over her head and landed on her cat.

I'm not sure what was more funny.

1. The look on my face watching a load travel that sort of distance,

2. The look on my GF's face (the look of horror) knowing I just desecrated her kitty cat, or

3. The look on the cat's face trying to lap up my love juice from the back of her fur.

ROFL

You weren't getting a hair cut while this was happening were you?

Jilly
05-11-2009, 03:05 PM
Back when my g/fs and I were popping our cherries, only BAD BAD BAD girls gave blow jobs.

I mean... Pee comes out of that thing. Like oh my god gag me.

wow. Three bads? Really? :redface:

Buck
05-11-2009, 03:05 PM
some chicks like you to pee on them though

Who wants to bet this turns out to be Marlboro_Chief?

Katipan
05-11-2009, 03:06 PM
some chicks like you to pee on them though

Shocking.

Katipan
05-11-2009, 03:07 PM
wow. Three bads? Really? :redface:

Do you remember your first blowjob? I remember thinking it flopped around like a slinky.

ChiTown
05-11-2009, 03:10 PM
You weren't getting a hair cut while this was happening were you?
:D

No , but that same girl once shaved my pubes. I was young, what can I say.

ChiTown
05-11-2009, 03:16 PM
Do you remember your first blowjob? I remember thinking it flopped around like a slinky.

I remember receiving mine. It was my mission, from that point forward, to receive as many BJs as possible over the course of my bachelorhood. NOTHING is better than getting head.:)

DeezNutz
05-11-2009, 03:19 PM
Speaking of the word shoot,I was once with a girl who repeatedly was moaning,"shoot it ,shoot it,shoot it,"

I swear I wanted to stuff a sock in her mouth,one of the most annoying things I've ever dealt with while having sex.

A sock?

I can think of better options.

Nzoner
05-11-2009, 03:23 PM
A sock?

I can think of better options.

Well there were no sex toys in the room and I didn't want to pull out but your point did cross my mind at the time.

Skip Towne
05-11-2009, 03:30 PM
Back when my g/fs and I were popping our cherries, only BAD BAD BAD girls gave blow jobs.

I mean... Pee comes out of that thing. Like oh my god gag me.

That must have been before my time.

MIAdragon
05-11-2009, 03:44 PM
so noone's first time to blow while sexing it up was through a blow job?

Mine was!

Jilly
05-11-2009, 03:44 PM
Do you remember your first blowjob? I remember thinking it flopped around like a slinky.

It did not flop around like a slinky, no. I remember thinking, "I really thought I had a big mouth." And then I remember thinking when it was all over.... "hmmmm......that really didn't taste as bad as I thought it would."

EyePod
05-11-2009, 03:47 PM
Gayest thread EVER.

Stewie
05-11-2009, 03:50 PM
Do you remember your first blowjob? I remember thinking it flopped around like a slinky.

Flopped around? At that age, and I assume this dude was young, it won't flop around unless he was totally drunk.

Jilly
05-11-2009, 03:51 PM
Flopped around? At that age, and I assume this dude was young, it won't flop around unless he was totally drunk.

or unless she did something horribly wrong from the get go

Mile High Mania
05-11-2009, 03:51 PM
Flopped around? At that age, and I assume this dude was young, it won't flop around unless he was totally drunk.

Jilly's last statement is really the quote you should focus on..

Stewie
05-11-2009, 03:56 PM
Jilly's last statement is really the quote you should focus on..

Heh! I saw that. Giving a BJ on a pencil dick.

Katipan seems to have had some bad experience with BJs and I was commenting on that.

ChiTown
05-11-2009, 04:18 PM
Gayest thread EVER.

:spock:

Really?

el borracho
05-11-2009, 04:27 PM
I think answers like "on her belly" or "in her hair" are pretty ambitious for the first time out of the shoot.

I'm not sure why you would think that. There is nothing difficult about getting it on her belly. :shrug:

Jilly
05-11-2009, 04:28 PM
I'm not sure why you would think that. There is nothing difficult about getting it on her belly. :shrug:

I guess not.....unless you're a dribbler.

cmh6476
05-11-2009, 04:28 PM
i was fockin her in a pool, i pulled out and then it floated. The End.

Katipan
05-11-2009, 04:31 PM
Heh! I saw that. Giving a BJ on a pencil dick.

Katipan seems to have had some bad experience with BJs and I was commenting on that.

And I think Katipan was commenting on the very first BJ she ever gave and relative experience aside there is a time before it is hard that it is soft.

I swear.

Jilly
05-11-2009, 04:44 PM
And I think Katipan was commenting on the very first BJ she ever gave and relative experience aside there is a time before it is hard that it is soft.

I swear.

which is a good feeling I might add

Dave Lane
05-11-2009, 04:47 PM
Years later and by accident.

That you actually had sex or actually came? I'm with you on the first time. Too freaked out and did a few weeks later.

Simply Red
05-11-2009, 05:14 PM
That you actually had sex or actually came? I'm with you on the first time. Too freaked out and did a few weeks later.
I was like 15

DA_T_84
05-11-2009, 05:23 PM
Do you remember your first blowjob? I remember thinking it flopped around like a slinky.

I got my first bj when I was 14. Two 15 year old girls went down on me.


Its all been downhill since. And I am 23.

Donger
05-11-2009, 05:23 PM
I can't say for sure, but I believe it was into the condom I was wearing at the time.

Stewie
05-11-2009, 05:25 PM
And I think Katipan was commenting on the very first BJ she ever gave and relative experience aside there is a time before it is hard that it is soft.

I swear.

It wasn't hard already? It should be the Statue of Liberty hard. Ain't no young man that has a woman in the vicinity with the anticipation of sex that isn't a rock. He was 70 wasn't he?

DA_T_84
05-11-2009, 05:43 PM
It wasn't hard already? It should be the Statue of Liberty hard. Ain't no young man that has a woman in the vicinity with the anticipation of sex that isn't a rock. He was 70 wasn't he?

He probably jerked off before. It can come in handy...

LaChapelle
05-11-2009, 06:01 PM
It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I still only lasted about 3 pumps. ROFL

vailpass
05-11-2009, 06:25 PM
All over her and her friend's braces.

Katipan
05-11-2009, 06:31 PM
It wasn't hard already? It should be the Statue of Liberty hard. Ain't no young man that has a woman in the vicinity with the anticipation of sex that isn't a rock. He was 70 wasn't he?

You are all wise and knowing.

vailpass
05-11-2009, 06:33 PM
You are all wise and knowing.

Is that your way of saying he doesn't know dick?

KCChiefsMan
05-11-2009, 06:43 PM
into the rubber, after about 12 seconds inside. My thoughts "wow, I'm really doing it"

Pablo
05-11-2009, 06:44 PM
into the rubber, after about 12 seconds inside. My thoughts "wow, I'm really doing it"You lasted 12 whole seconds with a rubber on?

Damn dude, it you would went at it bare, you're looking at a good 6 seconds.

KCChiefsMan
05-11-2009, 06:46 PM
You lasted 12 whole seconds with a rubber on?

Damn dude, it you would went at it bare, you're looking at a good 6 seconds.

that was the first time man, didn't last long at all.

Pablo
05-11-2009, 06:50 PM
Anybody else lick the clam their first time doing it?

I think I must have thought it was like a prerequisite because I'd seen it in most pornos..but I'm sure if anything else it made up for my lackluster first performance.

But who knows if I was even licking it right the first time anyhow?

Just curious.

Big Chief Homer
05-11-2009, 08:05 PM
......

ThaVirus
05-11-2009, 09:51 PM
My first time I came inside the girl about 45 seconds after entry. She had given me some head on the ride to my house, I'm not sure if that made me go faster or helped me last longer lol. Anyway, I remember the condom slipped right off after I came. I guess I put it on wrong, but it scared the shit outta me!

Jilly
05-12-2009, 10:06 AM
Anybody else lick the clam their first time doing it?

I think I must have thought it was like a prerequisite because I'd seen it in most pornos..but I'm sure if anything else it made up for my lackluster first performance.

But who knows if I was even licking it right the first time anyhow?

Just curious.

There are some men out there who have been doing it since they were 13 and still don't have a clue that they aren't doing it right.

Nzoner
05-12-2009, 10:08 AM
There are some men out there who have been doing it since they were 13 and still don't have a clue that they aren't doing it right.


Sounds like you two need to communicate more

Jilly
05-12-2009, 10:09 AM
Sounds like you two need to communicate more

ROFL Not talking about him. Men should take lessons from him.

Nzoner
05-12-2009, 10:19 AM
ROFL Not talking about him. Men should take lessons from him.

Not this man that is one subject I loved studying for,ended up with perfect grades and at the top of the honor roll.

Buehler445
05-12-2009, 10:30 AM
ROFL Not talking about him. Men should take lessons from him.

That's awful nice of you to offer him up like that.

My wife is off limits. I'm hoarding that shit.
Posted via Mobile Device

Jilly
05-12-2009, 01:28 PM
That's awful nice of you to offer him up like that.

My wife is off limits. I'm hoarding that shit.
Posted via Mobile Device

I'm all for making the female gender a much happier and satisfied one.

Mr. Kotter
05-12-2009, 01:45 PM
As a tail-end baby boomer/front-end Gen Xer....many will relate....

Backseat of a 1974 Cutlass Supreme (duals, wheels, and BF Goodrich TA radials) at 17 listening to Back In Black on an 8-Track, power booster and Jensen Triaxial IIs....with my first real girlfriend. Aunt Flow had just left so I rode it out, and kept right on going through 3 or 4 more after the initial one burst through at about the 45 second point. It got sloppy, but I was prepared.

Paradise By the Dashboard Lights, indeed. :shrug:

Mr. Kotter
05-12-2009, 02:42 PM
FWIW, we dated for about 3 months after that....she's the only girl I've ever dated I could honestly call a nymph. There were times I was honestly sore--and not from STDs either. Three weeks in, she invited me to her neighbor's house....while her best friend (neighbor's daughter) was taking care of her younger brother and sisters. Long story, short....once the kids were in bed, we retired to the basement. It was my first and only 2-on-1. As others have said, it's been downhill since then. In college and beyond, I was the steady-girlfriend-play-it-safe type....after listening to Eddie Murphy's frank, and accurate, bit he did on STDs in the 80s (Delirious, IIRC.) Funny chit; made an impression with me though. Heh.

Jilly
05-12-2009, 02:45 PM
It's making me sad that everyone's "sex" life has gone downhill since then.

Katipan
05-12-2009, 02:47 PM
It's making me sad that everyone's "sex" life has gone downhill since then.

Mine has been like a Baja race.

Pablo
05-12-2009, 02:48 PM
Mine has been like a Baja race.Lots of sand in the vagina?

Pestilence
05-12-2009, 02:49 PM
FWIW, we dated for about 3 months after that....she's the only girl I've ever dated I could honestly call a nymph. There were times I was honestly sore--and not from STDs either. Three weeks in, she invited me to her neighbor's house....while her best friend (neighbor's daughter) was taking care of her younger brother and sisters. Long story, short....once the kids were in bed, we retired to the basement. It was my first and only 2-on-1. As others have said, it's been downhill since then. In college and beyond, I was the steady-girlfriend-play-it-safe type....after listening to Eddie Murphy's frank, and accurate, bit he did on STDs in the 80s (Delirious, IIRC.) Funny chit; made an impression with me though. Heh.

You lucky bastard.

Pestilence
05-12-2009, 02:49 PM
Mine has been like a Baja race.

Crowded and dusty?

Katipan
05-12-2009, 02:52 PM
Lots of sand in the vagina?
Cute.

Crowded and dusty?
Ouch.


I was referring more to the ups and downs, the fleeting moments of glory and the wrecks.

Pestilence
05-12-2009, 02:54 PM
Ouch.


I was referring more to the ups and downs, the fleeting moments of glory and the wrecks.

I could've said full of Mexicans but I thought the other one was less tacky.

Jilly
05-12-2009, 02:56 PM
Cute.


Ouch.


I was referring more to the ups and downs, the fleeting moments of glory and the wrecks.

mmmmm.....wrecks.

Mr. Kotter
05-12-2009, 02:56 PM
It's making me sad that everyone's "sex" life has gone downhill since then.

Eh, don't get me wrong. College and early married life were great too; but, as I'm sure you are finding too, real life with children and mortgages and careers and distractions and other issues....have a way of reprioritizing one's life. That doesn't mean sex doesn't/shouldn't remain a healthy and vital part of your relationship, it's just more a quality versus quantity trade-off thing. Us guys, though....of course, in an ideal world, we want both!

:cuss:


;)

Jilly
05-12-2009, 02:59 PM
Eh, don't get me wrong. College and early married life were great too; but, as I'm sure you are finding too, real life with children and mortgages and careers and distractions and other issues....have a way of reprioritizing one's life. That doesn't mean sex doesn't/shouldn't remain a healthy and vital part of your relationship, it's just more a quality versus quantity trade-off thing. Us guys, though....of course, in an ideal world, we want both!

:cuss:


;)

I'm actually not finding that. Seems having a child has made us more like teenagers.

Phone call:

"she's at grandma's?"
"I'll be home in five!"

Katipan
05-12-2009, 03:00 PM
My g/f just got caught watching T.V. while she reversed cowgirled her man. She tells me she just doesn't care about sex anymore.

heh. She got caught because he saw her in the mirror. Amateur.

Mr. Kotter
05-12-2009, 03:01 PM
I'm actually not finding that. Seems having a child has made us more like teenagers.

Phone call:

"she's at grandma's?"
"I'll be home in five!"


Nice. Congrats on that. Not all of us have those arrangements though; with four kids....especially. Heh.

Donger
05-12-2009, 03:02 PM
Mine has been like a Baja race.

Jumps, flats and lots of prickly things?

Mr. Kotter
05-12-2009, 03:02 PM
My g/f just got caught watching T.V. while she reversed cowgirled her man. She tells me she just doesn't care about sex anymore.

heh. She got caught because he saw her in the mirror. Amateur.


Testosterone. It can help rivive the glory days, for gals who still want 'em.... ;)

Jilly
05-12-2009, 03:03 PM
My g/f just got caught watching T.V. while she reversed cowgirled her man. She tells me she just doesn't care about sex anymore.

heh. She got caught because he saw her in the mirror. Amateur.

who watches tv when there's a mirror around anyway?

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 03:07 PM
I didn't. Went about 2 hours and nothing had to stop and get her home by midnight. The next time though only lasted 1 hour 20 minutes and did the condom in side her thing.

Pestilence
05-12-2009, 03:07 PM
My g/f just got caught watching T.V. while she reversed cowgirled her man. She tells me she just doesn't care about sex anymore.

heh. She got caught because he saw her in the mirror. Amateur.

What was she watching?

Donger
05-12-2009, 03:08 PM
I didn't. Went about 2 hours and nothing had to stop and get her home by midnight. The next time though only lasted 1 hour 20 minutes and did the condom in side her thing.

Big vagina, little penis?

Katipan
05-12-2009, 03:09 PM
who watches tv when there's a mirror around anyway?

Silly women that hate themselves.

What was she watching?

House. And he's pretty hot so I can understand her preoccupation.

Simply Red
05-12-2009, 03:14 PM
Damned Bi_polar, Congrats on your first 100 posts!!! You've arrived!

nsfw -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJwRuNtvDTk

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 03:14 PM
Big vagina, little penis?

12 years old

Donger
05-12-2009, 03:15 PM
12 years old

Good lord. How old was the girl?

Simply Red
05-12-2009, 03:16 PM
Silly women that hate themselves.



House. And he's pretty hot so I can understand her preoccupation.

BS, not always true, i flex, point and wink, in the mirror, it's not because I hate myself, it's because Lydia feels so fucking good.

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 03:17 PM
Good lord. How old was the girl?

She was 15. I'm just glad I never had a curfew even when I was that young

Katipan
05-12-2009, 03:18 PM
BS, not always true, i flex, point and wink, in the mirror, it's not because I hate myself, it's because Lydia feels so ****ing good.

... We were talking about the woman who DIDN'T do those things.

Simply Red
05-12-2009, 03:24 PM
... We were talking about the woman who DIDN'T do those things.

oh, sorry, damned work, and stuff.

Katipan
05-12-2009, 03:26 PM
oh, sorry, damned work, and stuff.

Do you call your thingy Lydia?

Simply Red
05-12-2009, 03:27 PM
Do you call your thingy Lydia?

no, Lydia is a lil' hardbody, tan, great ass!

Bi_polar
05-12-2009, 03:32 PM
no, Lydia is a lil' hardbody, tan, great ass!

Did you ever meet up w/ Kristie? Or, I believe that was what you'd named her. She wasn't really 'blonde,' huh? more've a strawberry blonde.

ziggysocki
05-12-2009, 04:37 PM
That must have been before my time.

I thought only God was before your time?

MoreLemonPledge
05-12-2009, 04:42 PM
I couldn't vote because there was no option for feet.

Simply Red
05-12-2009, 04:59 PM
I couldn't vote because there was no option for feet.

:spock::eek:ROFL