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Count Alex's Losses
05-12-2009, 08:10 AM
One Retard.

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Fritz88
05-12-2009, 08:14 AM
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/christmas-19951.jpg?w=647&h=876

ChiTown
05-12-2009, 08:18 AM
what, in the F uck was that?

Fritz88
05-12-2009, 08:19 AM
what, in the F uck was that?

Background behind video: From Youtube.

"Love Story" Genuine real life love story of one man's journey through time as he gives his all for one chance at a dream. Entirely filmed, produced, and directed by the man you see and him alone over the course of nine months.

In this video I was only fighting for what I believe in my heart, though there are so many people out there who are valiantly fighting for their lives and they need our help. So if you enjoyed this presentation please consider visiting either of these two sites to show your support for a great cause:

http://www.stjude.org

Or

http://www.livestrong.org

Thank You.

Special Note:

I believe the person I made this video for is living somewhere with her family and I truly hope they are all happy and doing well. I made this video to present on youtube because it was the only way I felt I could reach out to her to let her know how I still feel.

Everyone should fully respect her privacy and wishes because I don't know how she views me now after all this time. We were together for two years and I don't know why for certain she was gone. I sincerely only want her to be happy even if that means me being out of her life. She is an awesome person who deserves the very best and I just hope she is able to see this.

And on a personal note. The link below is the Incredible, deeply powerful, and moving new Love Song that was a part of my inspiration during the making of my film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC4_lJ...

Thank you all so very much.

Most Sincerely,

Ben

ChiTown
05-12-2009, 08:22 AM
Background behind video: From Youtube.

:Lin:

What a fucking pussy. Seriously, grow a sack, Ben.

Fat Elvis
05-12-2009, 08:29 AM
One Retard.

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He has had sex. You haven't.

Count Alex's Losses
05-12-2009, 08:31 AM
He has had sex. You haven't.

If having sex turns me into him, I'll pass. ROFL

Kerberos
05-12-2009, 09:00 AM
He has had sex. You haven't.

I think the Cheeze has some pent up "Man Love" for the guy in the video.

You may be on to something with the sex thing.... Maybe Goat boy has Penis Envy?

Count Alex's Losses
05-12-2009, 09:01 AM
He does have a great body.

jidar
05-12-2009, 09:02 AM
I fuckin lold

beach tribe
05-12-2009, 09:09 AM
OMG, that was umm.......

well it was.....

I mean....

Oh lord.

beach tribe
05-12-2009, 09:10 AM
I LOVE the "Loren has seen this, but has not contacted me part". Bwaaahaaaa!!!!

Count Alex's Losses
05-12-2009, 09:13 AM
When I saw how he spelled her name, I thought about how hilarious it would be if he actually had misspelled it.

Kerberos
05-12-2009, 09:24 AM
I LOVE the "Loren has seen this, but has not contacted me part". Bwaaahaaaa!!!!

Chances are she is slobbing some guys cock that grows to an alarming size and she doesn't even think about this jack ass whatsoever.

Dude needs to move on. IMO

Chief Chief
05-12-2009, 09:25 AM
That dude is so cheap...

Ya tellin' me he can't pry open the wallet for one damn 99-cent Hallmark card?

How long's it going to take and how much property, tires, rocks, hay bales, etc., will he need to "write" her a Happy Birthday card?

Dude needs to learn how to use a damn pen and paper, cell phone, e-mail, etc., to send a message.

Chiefs=Good
05-12-2009, 09:30 AM
aha ha ha ha haaaar

Count Alex's Losses
05-12-2009, 09:32 AM
What I really want to do...is download his video, chop it up, and set it to Rocky training montage music...

Redrum_69
05-12-2009, 09:35 AM
Loren turned into a pornstar and appears at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch

Katipan
05-12-2009, 09:37 AM
What I really want to do...is download his video, chop it up, and set it to Rocky training montage music...

wtf are those two faces doing in your avatar?

Count Alex's Losses
05-12-2009, 09:39 AM
wtf are those two faces doing in your avatar?

Each other.

"There had been a somewhat messy breakup and I’d decided that that wasn’t working for me and that I would seduce her back using the power of Clever Rhetoric. So I dressed in a nice suit and I showed up unannounced on her doorstep and I took her into an empty room and I poured out my heart and soul in a Speech. I was semi-convinced that as I spoke, passionate music would suddenly fill the room and angels would sing and she would tear up and towards the end she would just passionately throw herself at me and all would be well. Well that was the plan. The first part went ok, like I got her alone in the room and she was listening to me expectantly. Then. I made my main error.

Basically, in the film ‘Rocky IV’, the hero (Rocky) is forced to travel to the USSR to fight Ivan Drago, the huge soviet super-boxer trained on drugs in a fancy gym (Russia!!) who killed his best friend. In one scene Rocky is lying in bed with his son (not gay) and his son is all ‘Oh Dad don’t you get scared that you are gonna die in the ring’ and then Rocky breaks out this tasty speech:

When I'm in that ring, really getting hit and my arms hurt so much I can't lift them, I'm thinking, "God, I wish this guy would hit me on the chin so I don't feel nothing anymore." Then there's another side that comes out that isn't so scared. Another side that wants to take more... that wants to go that one more round... because by going that one more round when you don't think you can… That's what makes all the difference in your life.

So I’m not entirely sure why I thought that this bit of macho father-son bonding would be an appropriate way to win back the affections of an eighteen year old girl. This was about three weeks into my campaign of winning her back through making a nuisance of myself so I guess I was running out of inspirational wooing metaphors but as soon as I said ‘Have you ever seen Rocky IV?’ I realised that this was probably the worst idea I'd ever had. But at this point I was more or less locked into the speech and I just kept speaking. Words kept coming out of my mouth. And as I said ‘we just always have to go one more round’ I realised that I’d been mistaken; this wasn’t the stupidest thing I’d ever said this was the stupidest thing that ANYBODY HAD EVER SAID IN THE HISTORY OF ORAL COMMUNICATION.

Like even if some primordial cavemen who just knew the words for ‘mammoth’ and ‘rape’ had been watching me through the window, they’d still be all ‘Damn that’s one inarticulate motherfucker’. It was so bad that I trailed off halfway through, staring slackjawed into space, random vowel sounds dribbling pathetically out of my still-moving lips. I kind of tried to fill the cavernous silence by half-heartedly misquoting some Mint Royale lyrics but at this point I think the game was more or less lost. Girls just don’t get turned on by quotations in the same way that men do."

Katipan
05-12-2009, 09:41 AM
Each other.

It's not supposed to look like that.

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:19 AM
It's not supposed to look like that.

ROFL

SPATCH
05-12-2009, 10:24 AM
It's not supposed to look like that.

u have failed to consider the mountains and mountains of pornography that this man has witnessed..... unspeakable amounts

MoreLemonPledge
05-12-2009, 02:08 PM
I'm sorry, but that video is clearly a joke.

Crush
05-12-2009, 02:24 PM
I cannot wait for the sequel, where he violates the restraining order.

Sully
05-12-2009, 02:29 PM
Well...

That's one way to force yourself to move away and make new friends.

joesomebody
05-12-2009, 02:32 PM
Thanks Claythan. I'm at Ellis Library on Mizzou Campus, full of students studying their asses off for finals. Which I kind of am too, though you have to take a break now and then.

The dumb ass library is full of Macs, which I am not used to. I plugged my headphones into the back of the computer, assuming that it would automatically mute the speakers and play through those.

No, I watched a good 2 minutes of this video listening to it through what I thought was my headphones... It was blasting loud as hell through the library when someone finally tapped me on the shoulder laughing their asses off at me listening to When I SEEEEE YOU SMILE.... with hadphones on and completely oblivious to the fact that I was blasting this horrible song through the library.

Thanks. Stupid Macs.

MoreLemonPledge
05-12-2009, 02:36 PM
Thanks Claythan. I'm at Ellis Library on Mizzou Campus, full of students studying their asses off for finals. Which I kind of am too, though you have to take a break now and then.

The dumb ass library is full of Macs, which I am not used to. I plugged my headphones into the back of the computer, assuming that it would automatically mute the speakers and play through those.

No, I watched a good 2 minutes of this video listening to it through what I thought was my headphones... It was blasting loud as hell through the library when someone finally tapped me on the shoulder laughing their asses off at me listening to When I SEEEEE YOU SMILE.... with hadphones on and completely oblivious to the fact that I was blasting this horrible song through the library.

Thanks. Stupid Macs.

That's hilarious. I literally laughed out loud, not that fake LOL at everything shit.

Count Alex's Losses
05-12-2009, 02:36 PM
Wow, Macs are so intuitive, though!

joesomebody
05-12-2009, 02:42 PM
Wow, Macs are so intuitive, though!I know. I kind of wondered why mute was on when I sat down at this computer. All of the PCs on campus don't have speakers (on purpose) so mute is never on, people just plug in headphones when they want audio.

The best and stupidest part about this computer is it runs Windows XP. The fact that MAC bribes campus IT people to purchase these pieces of crap is a damn travesty. It only proves my point when the library has to install windows on them just so people can use the damn things.

Possibly PC's have a different hardwired mic line that communicates to Windows to mute the damn thing, and MAC has the same thing but it is configured differently to talk to Leper or whatever their standard OS is.

Valiant
05-12-2009, 02:43 PM
Thanks Claythan. I'm at Ellis Library on Mizzou Campus, full of students studying their asses off for finals. Which I kind of am too, though you have to take a break now and then.

The dumb ass library is full of Macs, which I am not used to. I plugged my headphones into the back of the computer, assuming that it would automatically mute the speakers and play through those.

No, I watched a good 2 minutes of this video listening to it through what I thought was my headphones... It was blasting loud as hell through the library when someone finally tapped me on the shoulder laughing their asses off at me listening to When I SEEEEE YOU SMILE.... with hadphones on and completely oblivious to the fact that I was blasting this horrible song through the library.

Thanks. Stupid Macs.

ROFLROFL

Discuss Thrower
05-12-2009, 02:45 PM
What's that cliche tune that starts at 5:06 in that movie and goes on... I've heard it before but no idea what it's called.

Dicky McElephant
05-12-2009, 02:51 PM
Can someone post the direct link to the Youtube video?

MoreLemonPledge
05-12-2009, 02:52 PM
Can someone post the direct link to the Youtube video?

Just click on where it says YouTube on the video itself.

Dicky McElephant
05-12-2009, 02:55 PM
Just click on where it says YouTube on the video itself.

For some fucked up reason....embedded Youtube videos don't load for me anymore. I just get a blank white box.

Fish
05-12-2009, 02:55 PM
I know. I kind of wondered why mute was on when I sat down at this computer. All of the PCs on campus don't have speakers (on purpose) so mute is never on, people just plug in headphones when they want audio.

The best and stupidest part about this computer is it runs Windows XP. The fact that MAC bribes campus IT people to purchase these pieces of crap is a damn travesty. It only proves my point when the library has to install windows on them just so people can use the damn things.

Possibly PC's have a different hardwired mic line that communicates to Windows to mute the damn thing, and MAC has the same thing but it is configured differently to talk to Leper or whatever their standard OS is.

Ha ha.... yeah what a load of crap that Macs can run Windows as well as a PC. Stupid Macs and their versatility and flexibility. Built-in quality speakers? Travesty!! The unique ability to output the sound to multiple devices simultaneously? Dammit all to hell! I can't think differently! This is bullshit!!!

Iowanian
05-12-2009, 03:00 PM
So....

You guys didn't like my video?

Bob Dole
05-12-2009, 03:00 PM
For some ****ed up reason....embedded Youtube videos don't load for me anymore. I just get a blank white box.

Check if your Flash player is current.

Count Alex's Losses
05-12-2009, 03:15 PM
Ha ha.... yeah what a load of crap that Macs can run Windows as well as a PC. Stupid Macs and their versatility and flexibility. Built-in quality speakers? Travesty!! The unique ability to output the sound to multiple devices simultaneously? Dammit all to hell! I can't think differently! This is bullshit!!!

There's no such thing as a built-in quality speaker.

MoreLemonPledge
05-12-2009, 03:17 PM
For some ****ed up reason....embedded Youtube videos don't load for me anymore. I just get a blank white box.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iIYRZWBd9Y&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fchiefsplanet.com%2FBB%2Fshowthread.php%3Fp%3D5759028&feature=player_embedded

Dicky McElephant
05-12-2009, 03:18 PM
Check if your Flash player is current.

It is.

Count Alex's Losses
05-12-2009, 03:19 PM
Also, clear your cache.

Fish
05-12-2009, 03:21 PM
There's no such thing as a built-in quality speaker.

On a PC... no.

On a Mac, there are. The built-in speakers in the iMac are much better than most cheap desktop speakers. They're 24W speakers, and have much better quality than any external speakers you could get for under $30.

Count Alex's Losses
05-12-2009, 03:25 PM
They're 24W speakers.

They're shit.

Iowanian
05-12-2009, 03:35 PM
Careful.


KCFISH is going to throw his beret across the java hut if you don't back off with the mac bashing!

Lets keep this conversation copacetic for everyone.

Kerberos
05-12-2009, 03:36 PM
It is.

Are you at home or work?

Our firewall blocks ALL streaming video. I have to circumvent the firewall to get it to work! ;)

Dicky McElephant
05-12-2009, 03:37 PM
Are you at home or work?

Our firewall blocks ALL streaming video. I have to circumvent the firewall to get it to work! ;)

I'm thinking that could be the problem. I'm at work.

Fish
05-12-2009, 03:38 PM
They're shit.

You're entitled to your incorrect opinion....

Raised On Riots
05-12-2009, 05:10 PM
There's no such thing as a built-in quality speaker.

THIS.

wazu
05-12-2009, 11:03 PM
Thanks Claythan. I'm at Ellis Library on Mizzou Campus, full of students studying their asses off for finals. Which I kind of am too, though you have to take a break now and then.

The dumb ass library is full of Macs, which I am not used to. I plugged my headphones into the back of the computer, assuming that it would automatically mute the speakers and play through those.

No, I watched a good 2 minutes of this video listening to it through what I thought was my headphones... It was blasting loud as hell through the library when someone finally tapped me on the shoulder laughing their asses off at me listening to When I SEEEEE YOU SMILE.... with hadphones on and completely oblivious to the fact that I was blasting this horrible song through the library.

Thanks. Stupid Macs.

LMAO. Really. Laughing. Out Loud. Loudly! Thanks for the funniest post I have seen on this board in some time.

Halfcan
05-12-2009, 11:10 PM
He does have a great body.

wow-sticking a foot out of the closet with that response

Jenson71
05-12-2009, 11:27 PM
I was inspired.

wazu
05-12-2009, 11:30 PM
I was inspired.

Spoken like a true Obama fan.

Raised On Riots
05-12-2009, 11:37 PM
Spoken like a true Chancellor Palpatine fan.


http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv252/raisedonriots/avatar2887_39.jpghttp://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv252/raisedonriots/capturedpalp-1.jpg :shrug::D

wazu
05-12-2009, 11:52 PM
http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv252/raisedonriots/avatar2887_39.jpghttp://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv252/raisedonriots/capturedpalp-1.jpg :shrug::D

LMAO

Jenson71
05-13-2009, 12:04 AM
Spoken like a true Obama fan.

I cried three times and fainted once.

Raised On Riots
05-13-2009, 12:05 AM
I cried three times and fainted once.


LMAO

KCChiefsMan
05-13-2009, 01:49 AM
I thought that was Bryan Johntson's off-season workout at first