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wutamess
05-12-2009, 11:44 AM
http://www.fox4kc.com/wdaf-man-naked-in-bed-51209,0,2498059.story

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KANSAS CITY, MO - A West Plaza resident came home and found a naked man lying in his bed on Monday. And as police soon discovered, he wasn't the only victim of the naked sleeper.

Police arrested Travis Baum, 25, for burglary after he was found naked, lying in a stranger's bed in the West Plaza Neighborhood in Kansas City, Mo.

The homeowner said he came home and noticed clothes on the kitchen floor and food that had been eaten. In his bedroom he found Baum lying naked, asleep in his bed. He was unable to wake him and called police.

Baum later told police he was cold, hungry and tired. He stated he climbed on a retaining wall, accessed an unlocked window above the garage and entered the home. He said he intended to clean the house and leave before anyone noticed.

The homeowner also noticed Baum had used his computer and had visited at least one porn site.

Upon seeing police activity in her neighborhood, one woman offered her own bizarre encounter with Baum. She stated that at 3 a.m. on May 9, she woke after hearing her dogs bark. That's when she found Baum standing at the top of her stairs near the kitchen with a drink in his hand. She yelled at him, asking what he was doing in her house. Baum told her he had always admired her house and was just looking at it. The victim demanded he leave. Baum turned slowly and left the home through an unlocked door.

Police are reminding people to keep their doors and windows locked at all times.

Pestilence
05-12-2009, 11:46 AM
http://www.fox4kc.com/wdaf-man-naked-in-bed-51209,0,2498059.story

KANSAS CITY, MO - A West Plaza resident came home and found a naked man lying in his bed on Monday. And as police soon discovered, he wasn't the only victim of the naked sleeper.

Police arrested Travis Baum, 25, for burglary after he was found naked, lying in a stranger's bed in the West Plaza Neighborhood in Kansas City, Mo.

The homeowner said he came home and noticed clothes on the kitchen floor and food that had been eaten. In his bedroom he found Baum lying naked, asleep in his bed. He was unable to wake him and called police.

Baum later told police he was cold, hungry and tired. He stated he climbed on a retaining wall, accessed an unlocked window above the garage and entered the home. He said he intended to clean the house and leave before anyone noticed.

The homeowner also noticed Baum had used his computer and had visited at least one porn site.

Upon seeing police activity in her neighborhood, one woman offered her own bizarre encounter with Baum. She stated that at 3 a.m. on May 9, she woke after hearing her dogs bark. That's when she found Baum standing at the top of her stairs near the kitchen with a drink in his hand. She yelled at him, asking what he was doing in her house. Baum told her he had always admired her house and was just looking at it. The victim demanded he leave. Baum turned slowly and left the home through an unlocked door.

Police are reminding people to keep their doors and windows locked at all times.

ROFL Way to blame it on the homeless guy.

DaneMcCloud
05-12-2009, 11:48 AM
That's a pretty smart homeless guy.

Break into a home, go online, surf some porn, whack it, make a drink and hit the sack.

PhillyChiefFan
05-12-2009, 11:49 AM
ROFL..."he had always admired her house and was just looking at it"??? at 3am, haha.

Kid's lucky no one greeted him with a .357 mag.

Pestilence
05-12-2009, 11:49 AM
ROFL..."he had always admired her house and was just looking at it"??? at 3am, haha.

Kid's lucky no one greeted him with a .357 mag.

Especially at Frazod's house. Well....the homeless guy would have been safe....but an innocent fridge would have died!!!!

PhillyChiefFan
05-12-2009, 11:51 AM
Especially at Frazod's house. Well....the homeless guy would have been safe....but an innocent fridge would have died!!!!

:D that thread was great!!

Demonpenz
05-12-2009, 11:51 AM
A new person for her son to smoke up with

Skip Towne
05-12-2009, 11:54 AM
That's a pretty smart homeless guy.

Break into a home, go online, surf some porn, whack it, make a drink and hit the sack.

They won't let you do that at the library.

Pneuma
05-12-2009, 11:59 AM
Damn, if I woke up to someone in my house my gun would ask the first questions. This guy is lucky and stupid.

Katipan
05-12-2009, 12:02 PM
Damn, if I woke up to someone in my house my gun would ask the first questions. This guy is lucky and stupid.

Just start shooting, huh?

MOhillbilly
05-12-2009, 12:13 PM
Just start shooting, huh?

NO, put the dog on em' first.

Pneuma
05-12-2009, 12:17 PM
Just start shooting, huh?

Naw, I will warn them first...Unless I see a weapon.

bevischief
05-12-2009, 12:24 PM
:)

Katipan
05-12-2009, 12:25 PM
NO, put the dog on em' first.

There's an ex wife joke in there somewhere.

Naw, I will warn them first...Unless I see a weapon.

Aww and here I thought we had a veritable Rambo in our midst.