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Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 09:32 PM
Well at least it won't take 4 innings to get hot dogs on buck nights.
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Reaper16
05-12-2009, 09:32 PM
This game is like listening to Children of Bodom's last two albums.

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 09:33 PM
Hochevar just gave up another run.
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DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 09:34 PM
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petegz28
05-12-2009, 09:34 PM
Trey getting ready to chew some ass behind home after the game.

chew some ass behind home?

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 09:35 PM
chew some ass behind home?

Reference to Spring Training, '08.

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 09:35 PM
What did this game have in common with the Challenger mission?

Both were thrilling for the first 1:38.
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KCUnited
05-12-2009, 09:36 PM
This game is like an interpretive play on the Mecca thread, with the main contributors dressed in blue.

BAS
05-12-2009, 09:40 PM
What an unbelievable clusterf***

Reerun_KC
05-12-2009, 09:40 PM
Bend over and take it like men, Oakland is breaking it off in the Royals tonight...

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 09:40 PM
this game is like missing an NFL playoff game because you had to drive 80 miles to the airport to pick up your mother-in-law with Alzheimers.
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CaliforniaChief
05-12-2009, 09:41 PM
Hey, look at the bright side. Right now we're all alone in first place. Rain on the way? Quickly???

the other side of it? This loss costs us no more than Saturday's 1-0 loss. Even if Hoch's start is a big disappointment.

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 09:42 PM
Hoch to start the AAAA All-Star game this July.

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 09:42 PM
This game is like if Helen Keller got an abortion

BAS
05-12-2009, 09:42 PM
I could be mad a Luke for throwing turd clods, but Ponson has also had some real problems putting them away. 4 runs in two innings. At that pace, it would still be 8-0. Either way, we would have laid an egg.

BAS
05-12-2009, 09:43 PM
Oh yeah, and let's not forget about 2 errors in 4 innings

Jenson71
05-12-2009, 09:44 PM
For some entertainment, rep for whoever comes up with the most inhumane, disgraceful, bigoted analogy for this game. So far, Helen Keller is in the lead.

Farzin
05-12-2009, 09:44 PM
WTF! I turned on my TV and I see this score..

petegz28
05-12-2009, 09:45 PM
Reference to Spring Training, '08.

Ah, I was actually there when that happened. It was closer to the mound than home.

Reaper16
05-12-2009, 09:45 PM
WHOA, break up the Royals! ONE run? POWER EXPLOSION

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 09:46 PM
For some entertainment, rep for whoever comes up with the most inhumane, disgraceful, bigoted analogy for this game. So far, Helen Keller is in the lead.

I think Ryan Lefebvre wins for his talking about Coco stealing bases. Racist.


I'm glad to be in the lead so far.

BAS
05-12-2009, 09:47 PM
...and Coco prevents the embarrassment of being shut out. Huge, since it is already a foregone conclusion that we will be a**-whipped.

Why couldn't DDJ hit an infield single a couple of innings ago...

Good to see Teahen is representing well...

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 09:47 PM
Nick Nolte got more enjoyment in the Prince of Tides regaining his memory of being raped by an escaped prisoner as a young boy than the Royals are having on this road trip.
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DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 09:47 PM
The stars of 2 Girls, 1 Cup are disgusted by this game.

petegz28
05-12-2009, 09:48 PM
Oh sit we scored. How so? Ah Covelli...3-3

Reaper16
05-12-2009, 09:48 PM
This game is like James Gandolfini drying himself off with a ShamWow after a KY wrestling match.

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 09:49 PM
Surprised Trey didn't sacrifice to avoid the DP ball.

petegz28
05-12-2009, 09:49 PM
...and Coco prevents the embarrassment of being shut out. Huge, since it is already a foregone conclusion that we will be a**-whipped.

Why couldn't DDJ hit an infield single a couple of innings ago...

Good to see Teahen is representing well...

Cause he was trying to pull the fucking ball instead of just hitting the ball hard somewhere. And infield single is hardly stellar though I guess it breaks the 0-14 streak.

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 09:49 PM
The stars of 2 Girls, 1 Cup are disgusted by this game.

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KcMizzou
05-12-2009, 09:50 PM
Holy shit... I wasn't following the game... WTF???

This is a catastrophe.

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 09:50 PM
This game is like waking up in Linda Tripps vagina.
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Thig Lyfe
05-12-2009, 09:50 PM
Yuck.

Reaper16
05-12-2009, 09:51 PM
This game is like the Oakland Raiders' 2009 draft.

Ari Chi3fs
05-12-2009, 09:51 PM
Remember at the beginning of 2009 season when we though they were good? That was an awesome time. I was excited there for a bit.

KcMizzou
05-12-2009, 09:51 PM
When the Royals take a nose-dive, they do it better than anyone in sports.

alanm
05-12-2009, 09:51 PM
I'm late to the party. What did I miss? :spock:

alanm
05-12-2009, 09:52 PM
When the Royals take a nose-dive, they do it better than anyone in sports.I take it a Ric Flair face plant into the canvas type of game.

KCUnited
05-12-2009, 09:52 PM
This game is like watching a Yo Mama throwdown at an orphanage.

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 09:53 PM
I'm late to the party. What did I miss? :spock:

http://koptalkinsider.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/disgusting.jpg

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 09:53 PM
I'm late to the party. What did I miss? :spock:

Just a game that resembles Clayton Bigsby at a clan meeting.

Archie F. Swin
05-12-2009, 09:54 PM
this is like the entire KFC franchise being embarassed by a black person......oh wait, that's actually happened

BigMeatballDave
05-12-2009, 09:55 PM
I'd rather watch the BME Pain Olympics.

petegz28
05-12-2009, 09:56 PM
God damn it Hillman....that is the 2nd time we have been burned on that shift tonight. It is fucking overrated as it gets but Hillman will continue to play it cause he is an idiot.

alanm
05-12-2009, 09:56 PM
http://koptalkinsider.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/disgusting.jpg
ROFL WTF Happened to Hochevar? Shelled by the last place A's:banghead:

irishjayhawk
05-12-2009, 09:57 PM
God damn it Hillman....that is the 2nd time we have been burned on that shift tonight. It is ****ing overrated as it gets but Hillman will continue to play it cause he is an idiot.

That's because every team is more adept at situational hitting than the team he coaches.

Fish
05-12-2009, 09:57 PM
This just in.... Hochevar to the DL with a broken sphincter.....

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 09:57 PM
The A's are to the Royals what Boggs was to Andy Duframe.
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DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 09:57 PM
ROFL WTF Happened to Hochevar? Shelled by the last place A's:banghead:

Lot of closet balls.

Mr. Arrowhead
05-12-2009, 09:58 PM
God damn it Hillman....that is the 2nd time we have been burned on that shift tonight. It is ****ing overrated as it gets but Hillman will continue to play it cause he is an idiot.

and this is news, why?

Thig Lyfe
05-12-2009, 09:58 PM
http://lfm.mit.edu/blog/drewhill/files/hindenberg.gif

KCUnited
05-12-2009, 09:58 PM
this game is like Rosie O'donnell marinating her feet in teriyaki sauce and feeding them to Ellen Degeneres like beef jerky.

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 09:58 PM
this is like the entire KFC franchise being embarassed by a black person......oh wait, that's actually happened

Why do you gotta bring race into it?!
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Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:00 PM
The Royals had to call time for tape. The Red Ball came out of their mouth
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petegz28
05-12-2009, 10:00 PM
12 runs and 5 innings later and we hold the worst offense in the league to a scoreless inning

alanm
05-12-2009, 10:00 PM
http://lfm.mit.edu/blog/drewhill/files/hindenberg.gif

That makes his ERA about like what... 36.00? :banghead:

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:00 PM
This game is like masterbating while watchin Simple Jack

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:01 PM
Joel looking for another interview:

http://www.adclassix.com/images/84fiero1.jpg

Thig Lyfe
05-12-2009, 10:02 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MYkVIqHmXZM/R4W1ZgmfCiI/AAAAAAAAAek/X7jJ2SVPmzI/s400/Implosion6.jpg

petegz28
05-12-2009, 10:02 PM
Hey, Supermassive Black Holes is on right now on the Discovery Science channel. I think they just said they spotted the Royals offense.

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:02 PM
This is the kind of game in which Teahen usually hits two solo shots.

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:03 PM
The Michigan State mens basketball team just phoned the Royals to call them pathetic.
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Thig Lyfe
05-12-2009, 10:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v391/brownpau/1186069606193.gif

Jenson71
05-12-2009, 10:04 PM
this game is like Rosie O'donnell marinating her feet in teriyaki sauce and feeding them to Ellen Degeneres like beef jerky.

So absurd, it came out alright.

Nice job guys.

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:04 PM
Rally caps guys!

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:04 PM
Frank White will point out the positives in the Royals never say die hitting approach.
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Reaper16
05-12-2009, 10:05 PM
http://www.911review.com/precedent/decade/imgs/murrahbldg.jpg

arrowheadnation
05-12-2009, 10:05 PM
Are we losing 12-1 on your guys' TV's too?

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:06 PM
Are we losing 12-1 on your guys' TV's too?

Nope! 12-2! At least we can beat one team in attendance maybe.

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:06 PM
Oh, no.

Reaper setting a disconcerting trend...

(I tried hard not to laugh)

Reaper16
05-12-2009, 10:06 PM
Are we losing 12-1 on your guys' TV's too?
12-2, don't sell us short.

Reaper16
05-12-2009, 10:06 PM
Oh, no.

Reaper setting a disconcerting trend...

(I tried hard not to laugh)
:D

Thig Lyfe
05-12-2009, 10:07 PM
Oh, no.

Reaper setting a disconcerting trend...

(I tried hard not to laugh)

Uh...

OmahaChief
05-12-2009, 10:08 PM
This game proves why some of us had such a problem after the LAA sweep. This team is not equipped offensively to get themselves out of slumps. This team is made up of shit hitters and shit fielders which lead to long losing streaks. I just hope it stops soon or we will be down there with the Indians.

KCUnited
05-12-2009, 10:08 PM
So absurd, it came out alright.

Nice job guys.
Thanks Jens, I stopped short of going with the Trig Palin, Andrea Yates baptism spoof. Appreciate ya.

arrowheadnation
05-12-2009, 10:08 PM
12-2, don't sell us short.

Oh ok...just wanted to make sure I didn't need to call in to the cable company and complain.

The 90's called, they want the Royals back.

This is so bad I'm watching Grease 2 on VH1. "Goin' prowlin'...walk...talk like a T-bird..."

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:09 PM
This game is like when your grandfather tells you he's got a quarter for you if you reach into his front pocket.
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Jenson71
05-12-2009, 10:09 PM
Uh...

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

petegz28
05-12-2009, 10:09 PM
How did we get the 2nd run?

Jenson71
05-12-2009, 10:09 PM
This game is like when your grandfather tells you he's got a quarter for you if you reach into his front pocket.
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LMAO

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:10 PM
This ones on Williamtheirish's hands first game of the year with no "shut up pete" from him that i can remember

Jenson71
05-12-2009, 10:11 PM
Thanks Jens, I stopped short of going with the Trig Palin, Andrea Yates baptism spoof. Appreciate ya.

Tonight was Yates' fifth child.

Reaper16
05-12-2009, 10:11 PM
This game is like Mark Mangino cashing in his Oprah.com coupon for a KFC grilled chicken meal.

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:11 PM
Uh...

Yours have been more tasteful.

Reaper went for shock value.

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:11 PM
This game is like when your grandfather tells you he's got a quarter for you if you reach into his front pocket.
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Man you must have a shit ton of quarters.

Reaper16
05-12-2009, 10:11 PM
How did we get the 2nd run?
Jacobs solo HR.

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:12 PM
I'd rather have pete toss Mangino's salad than watch this game again.

petegz28
05-12-2009, 10:12 PM
Jacobs solo HR.

Ah ..figures...he was 2 AB's too late...

Thig Lyfe
05-12-2009, 10:13 PM
Yours have been more tasteful.

Reaper went for shock value.

Skip's nephew was on the Hindenburg!

petegz28
05-12-2009, 10:13 PM
I'd rather have pete toss Mangino's salad than watch this game again.

You are much better at salad tossing than I could ever be. And you're going to need a barrel of syrup for Mangino....:p

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:13 PM
Skip's nephew was on the Hindenburg!

Goodyear was so pissed.

arrowheadnation
05-12-2009, 10:13 PM
I'm thinking....bring Greinke in to pinch hit?

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:14 PM
This game is like having front row seats to Yoko Ono's hysterectomy.
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DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:14 PM
You are much better at salad tossing than I could ever be. And you're going to need a barrel of syrup for Mangino....:p

I refuse to believe that man gets laid.

Mr. Arrowhead
05-12-2009, 10:14 PM
nice Luke's era is an impressive 36.00

KCChiefsMan
05-12-2009, 10:14 PM
back to the Royals of old. I knew it was too good to be true

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:15 PM
I'm thinking....bring Greinke in to pinch hit?

Not a bad idea bring him in at SS, the spot he always wanted to play. Too bad Demonpenz left he would have had some fun in this thread tonight.

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:16 PM
Why isn't the new SS playing? Might as well get the kid some AB's.

Ari Chi3fs
05-12-2009, 10:16 PM
We are still in it. /Frank White's ugly tie

Mr. Arrowhead
05-12-2009, 10:17 PM
how many more days until chiefs training camp?

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:18 PM
how many more days until chiefs training camp?

5-11, FTMFW111

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:18 PM
This game is like midget porn, it just doesn't look right but you can't stop watching.

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:18 PM
This is why Jake LaMotta was really smacking his head into that wall. Royals fan.
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Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:20 PM
how many more days until chiefs training camp?

Don't give up on the boys in blue just yet. Zack pitches Friday and Banny has been impressive. Lets see how he does tomorrow.

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:20 PM
This is like what it'd be like if the MILF hunter met your mom.

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:21 PM
Guillen is going to pop one now.
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Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:21 PM
Alright now i'm just trying to get to 1500

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:22 PM
This game is like waking up with dead Bea Arthur.
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Ari Chi3fs
05-12-2009, 10:24 PM
This game is like when you think its a fart, but you end up having diarrhea in your pants.

petegz28
05-12-2009, 10:26 PM
Why isn't the new SS playing? Might as well get the kid some AB's.

Hello...who is our coach?

petegz28
05-12-2009, 10:27 PM
Ok, time to bean a hitter for them tagging with a 9 run lead.

KChiefs1
05-12-2009, 10:27 PM
This game is like the Chiefs drafting Todd Blackledge over Dan Marino.

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:28 PM
When Andy Duframe was asked which was worse, being raped repeatedly by Boggs, or having to slog through 500 yards of human shit, he responded "Neither. It was watching this Royals game"
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Thig Lyfe
05-12-2009, 10:29 PM
When Andy Duframe was asked which was worse, being raped repeatedly by Boggs, or having to slog through 500 yards of human shit, he responded "Neither. It was watching this Royals game"
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Uh... do you mean Andy Dufresne?

irishjayhawk
05-12-2009, 10:29 PM
PLAY THE ROYALS OFF, KEYBOARD CAT

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petegz28
05-12-2009, 10:30 PM
That's pretty classless when you have 9 run lead in the bottom of the 7th and you tag up to go 2nd to 3rd. I hope our team takes some insult from that. Maybe that will help motivate their ass.

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:31 PM
Remember when people said that Buck called a better game?

I'm pretty sure we can chalk that up to complete, dumbass luck. He's now going to have a 36 ERA around his neck for weeks.

Looking at the stats, we'll be saying '08 shit about Olivo...

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:31 PM
That's pretty classless when you have 9 run lead in the bottom of the 7th and you tag up to go 2nd to 3rd. I hope our team takes some insult from that. Maybe that will help motivate their ass.

Was anyone awake to see it?

petegz28
05-12-2009, 10:32 PM
Was anyone awake to see it?

I don' think this team has been awake this entire roadtrip.

KcMizzou
05-12-2009, 10:33 PM
All kidding aside, this one fucking hurts. A huge shot to the balls for a (finally) excited Royals fan base.

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:34 PM
All kidding aside, this one ****ing hurts. A huge shot to the balls for a (finally) excited Royals fan base.

Greinke needs to go out and kick serious ass in front of a sellout crowd on Friday, and some of the chatter will return.

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:35 PM
Uh... do you mean Andy Dufresne?

It certainly could be. Both spellings came up on google.

The bigger point is that Brooks looked better on the outside than the Royals do on this roadtrip.
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Jenson71
05-12-2009, 10:35 PM
This season is like Anne Frank. So much promise, but we get burned early on and never make it out alive.

KcMizzou
05-12-2009, 10:36 PM
From what I understand, the A's offense was one of a very few worse than ours, coming into the game.

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:36 PM
Greinke needs to go out and kick serious ass in front of a sellout crowd on Friday, and some of the chatter will return.

Yeah all he has to do is hold them to 1 run and 3 hits over 9 and the Royals can't possibly lose.

Oh wait.....
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DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:38 PM
Yeah all he has to do is hold them to 1 run and 3 hits over 9 and the Royals can't possibly lose.

Oh wait.....
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Our Cialis offense will cum around.

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:38 PM
This season is like Anne Frank. So much promise, but we get burned early on and never make it out alive.

Wow. Anne Frank. The untouchable. Usually a comedy killer.

But this is CP.
You have now blasted the doors open.
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Reaper16
05-12-2009, 10:39 PM
This season is like Junior Siavii.

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:40 PM
Why are they cutting away from the drunk sluts?

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:40 PM
All kidding aside, this one ****ing hurts. A huge shot to the balls for a (finally) excited Royals fan base.

I hear ya brah. I was excited to see Hoch tonight. The bats plain suck. At the beginning of the year, I chalked it up to cold weather, but we are 1/5 of the way into the season or some shit like that. Somethings gotta change. We need to sign/trade for a bat and change up the order. JUST DO SOMETHING!


ps. yes I said brah. I'm trying to bring that back it was popular on here for like a month. I need to get H5N1 saying it again.

pss. I just did a search of the word brah and people are still saying it consistently.

Thig Lyfe
05-12-2009, 10:40 PM
This game is like the Holocaust. Let's just pretend it never happened.

DeezNutz
05-12-2009, 10:41 PM
This game is like the Holocaust. Let's just pretend it never happened.

Pretend?












I keed.

Jenson71
05-12-2009, 10:44 PM
The Royals franchise is like Tom Cash. No matter how many details they change, they constantly come back and become the laughingstock of the league.

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:44 PM
This season is like Anne Frank. So much promise, but we get burned early on and never make it out alive.

You had to go there. I guess anything goes. Like when on the Jamie Foxx show they called Mylie Cyrus a little white bitch but if you would call Rudy Huxtable that you'd get fired.

irishjayhawk
05-12-2009, 10:45 PM
The Royals franchise is like Tom Cash. No matter how many details tey change, they constantly come back and become the laughingstock of the league.

LMAO

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:45 PM
This season is like a Japanese Internment camp only without the rapes and beatings.

Ok I'll work on it. I know there's COMEDY there!
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Reaper16
05-12-2009, 10:47 PM
This game is like Precious Doe. The mystery of how the team can play well again will be solved only to find that everyone stopped giving a shit.

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:47 PM
This is like the I Love Jews group on facebook. As soon as you get comfortable and are having good convos with people of your religion.....the group creater changes the group to "Hitler: Great Modern Man of History"

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:48 PM
How about those broads they kept showing last inning? Good thing its still Masturbation month.
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arrowheadnation
05-12-2009, 10:49 PM
This game is like being the guy in the middle.
<img src=http://gi101.photobucket.com/groups/m63/F15ZAJESO3/boyfriend_fail_epicloserscom.jpg>

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:49 PM
How about those broads they kept showing last inning? Good thing its still Masturbation month.
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This game is like masterbating while watchin Simple Jack

Called it.

Jenson71
05-12-2009, 10:50 PM
In the spirit of equal opportunity:

Royals fans are like an altar boy in the 70s. Things look promising at first, but in the end, you just get ****ed.

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:51 PM
This game is like being the guy in the middle.
<img src=http://gi101.photobucket.com/groups/m63/F15ZAJESO3/boyfriend_fail_epicloserscom.jpg>

Don't worry...the guy in the middle is the asian guy that was so embarrassed about his penis size he had his brother (guy on the left) sleep with his wife (guy on the right)

Reaper16
05-12-2009, 10:52 PM
This game was like my buddy's bachelor party where they hired an escort. All 4 people in attendance had the time of their lives.

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:53 PM
The Royals left more stranded than Katrina.
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Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:55 PM
I bet Hoch feels as silly as the guy that came across Heather Mills McCartney when she was at an airport and she had her leg resting on her shoulder and the guy yelled out "NOW BATTING NUMBER 1"

Jenson71
05-12-2009, 10:56 PM
In the spirit of equal opportunity:

Royals fans are like an altar boy in the 70s. Things look promising at first, but in the end, you just get ****ed.

I didn't say this, by the way. My account was hijacked.

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:57 PM
Alright games over who won Jenson?

kcjayhawks5
05-12-2009, 10:57 PM
the only thing to do after a loss like this is look at rhianna's naked body...anybody know where to find those pics?

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 10:59 PM
The parents of Matthew Sheppard are suing the Royals for false impersonation.
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Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 10:59 PM
the only thing to do after a loss like this is look at rhianna's naked body...anybody know where to find those pics?

wwtdd.com probably nsfw btw

which stands for

what would tyler durden do.com

She looks like Prince to me though. Nice ass and box though.

Jenson71
05-12-2009, 11:01 PM
Alright games over who won Jenson?

Two way tie between Reaper and Pioli Zombie. Both had strong consistency and fine references.

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 11:01 PM
I didn't say this, by the way. My account was hijacked.

Yeah right. If I'm burning you are too. :)
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kcjayhawks5
05-12-2009, 11:02 PM
wwtdd.com probably nsfw btw

which stands for

what would tyler durden do.com

She looks like Prince to me though. Nice ass and box though.



muchos gracias. god i cant wait to catch a glimpse of those warlocks

KcMizzou
05-12-2009, 11:02 PM
the only thing to do after a loss like this is look at rhianna's naked body...anybody know where to find those pics?

http://www.madmann.com/fark/lemur.gif

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 11:03 PM
Two way tie between Reaper and Pioli Zombie. Both had strong consistency and fine references.

C'mon I'm much sicker than he is. The Matthew Sheppard one has to put me over the top.
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Reaper16
05-12-2009, 11:04 PM
Pioli Zombie -- I've enjoyed your posts in this thread. Didn't think that I'd ever type that sentence, but there it is.

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 11:04 PM
Two way tie between Reaper and Pioli Zombie. Both had strong consistency and fine references.

Recount. While they did add some great ones. I think a Helen Keller abortion is unbeatable. Plus people were taking about Oprah and KFC and I threw down the Fry That Chicken video

Dunit35
05-12-2009, 11:05 PM
I'm getting rid of the fsnkc channel, they are 0-4 since I bought it.

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 11:07 PM
Pioli Zombie -- I've enjoyed your posts in this thread. Didn't think that I'd ever type that sentence, but there it is.
I have multiple personalities. Tonight I drew on my NCAA Championship Game thread experience. I'm a rich mixture of character defects. I may have to confess to my Pastor though tomorrow night.
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Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 11:08 PM
Pioli Zombie -- I've enjoyed your posts in this thread. Didn't think that I'd ever type that sentence, but there it is.

I have multiple personalities. Tonight I drew on my NCAA Championship Game thread experience. I'm a rich mixture of character defects. I may have to confess to my Pastor though tomorrow night.
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You must normally I read a PZ post and say what a dumbass. Tonight I got a few laughs :)

Pioli Zombie
05-12-2009, 11:09 PM
Recount. While they did add some great ones. I think a Helen Keller abortion is unbeatable. Plus people were taking about Oprah and KFC and I threw down the Fry That Chicken video

If Helen Keller wanted an abortion how would she tell them?
Nuuugh. Waaaaaaaaab. Nuuuuuuuuugh.
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Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 11:09 PM
I'm getting rid of the fsnkc channel, they are 0-4 since I bought it.

You need to. I'll volunteer to PM you the score after every game just get rid of the channel and stop watching.

Jenson71
05-12-2009, 11:12 PM
Recount. While they did add some great ones. I think a Helen Keller abortion is unbeatable. Plus people were taking about Oprah and KFC and I threw down the Fry That Chicken video

They were Grienke level. You were a solid Gil Meche, starting us off and holding strong. Tom Cash didn't make an actual appearance, but as usual, he came out looking like the retarded child of Ponson and Hochevar.

And that's what really counts.

Dunit35
05-12-2009, 11:13 PM
You need to. I'll volunteer to PM you the score after every game just get rid of the channel and stop watching.

If something positive doesn't happen, I am going to. I have to wait 30 days or I'll get charged 10 bucks for it. I could use that 10 bucks for food.

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 11:19 PM
If something positive doesn't happen, I am going to. I have to wait 30 days or I'll get charged 10 bucks for it. I could use that 10 bucks for food.

Thats gonna be a hellacious losing streak brah

Kyle DeLexus
05-12-2009, 11:21 PM
They were Grienke level. You were a solid Gil Meche, starting us off and holding strong. Tom Cash didn't make an actual appearance, but as usual, he came out looking like the retarded child of Ponson and Hochevar.

And that's what really counts.

Hey, I got rep thats all I wanted.

BWillie
05-13-2009, 12:52 AM
Royals now have the largest losing streak in the entire MLB.

Pioli Zombie
05-13-2009, 04:56 AM
Last night Luke Hochevar was like Ben Stiller's Prom Night in There's Something About Mary.
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Coach
05-13-2009, 05:53 AM
Jesus, I heard that it was 10-0 in the 3rd inning, and I was like "That has to be a mistake." Sure enough, it wasn't when I turned on the radio, and much to my dismay, it was 10-0 in the 3rd inning.

Sure-Oz
05-13-2009, 06:35 AM
atleast Mike Jacobs hit a meaningless HR, gotta improve that slugging %