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Ultra Peanut
05-13-2009, 07:24 AM
MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS.

Need I say more?

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Lorenzo Lamas. Debbie Gibson. SHARK EATING A MOTHERFUCKING AIRPLANE.

Katipan
05-13-2009, 07:27 AM
hahahahahaahah

Looks like a good drinking movie.

Scorp
05-13-2009, 07:41 AM
You know this is a quality movie with Lorenzo Lamas in it.

Lorenzo Lamas makes Claythan "jizz in his pants."

Hog Farmer
05-13-2009, 07:51 AM
And based on a true story.

ChiTown
05-13-2009, 07:55 AM
:deevee:

These type of movies always make me cry.........

RockChalk
05-13-2009, 07:55 AM
Glad to see Debbie Gibson is getting roles

Halfcan
05-13-2009, 07:56 AM
You know this is a quality movie with Lorenzo Lamas in it.

Lorenzo Lamas makes Claythan "jizz in his pants."

ROFL

Pablo
05-13-2009, 08:05 AM
I hope it's showing at an IMAX near me.

Rain Man
05-13-2009, 08:05 AM
Man, did you see that shark biting the battleship in half? This is a must-see.

Dartgod
05-13-2009, 08:06 AM
No way this is real.



Is this real? Really?

Scorp
05-13-2009, 08:08 AM
Man, did you see that shark biting the battleship in half? This is a must-see.

If it could jump out of the ocean and bite an airplane, of course it could bite a battleship in half. :rolleyes:

Rain Man
05-13-2009, 08:11 AM
If it could jump out of the ocean and bite an airplane, of course it could bite a battleship in half. :rolleyes:


I don't know about that. Battleships have thick armor. Jumping out and grabbing a plane only requires the ability to leap 30,000 feet from the water and grab a half-million pound thin-skinned moving object. Battleships have like ten inches of armor. It takes real teeth to bite a battleship in half.

And that's not even thinking about biting the Golden Gate Bridge in half.

Scorp
05-13-2009, 08:12 AM
I don't know about that. Battleships have thick armor. Jumping out and grabbing a plane only requires the ability to leap 30,000 feet from the water and grab a half-million pound thin-skinned moving object. Battleships have like ten inches of armor. It takes real teeth to bite a battleship in half.

And that's not even thinking about biting the Golden Gate Bridge in half.

Alas I have been defeated in intellectual thought.......I concede and salute you.

Rain Man
05-13-2009, 08:14 AM
Alas I have been defeated in intellectual thought.......I concede and salute you.


Don't get me wrong, though. The plane thing is really impressive, too.

I want to see what this octopus can do that puts it in the same league as the shark. Because I have to say, the shark is pretty impressive.

Scorp
05-13-2009, 08:14 AM
No way this is real.



Is this real? Really?


I don't know......but I would stay off of airplanes, battleships, and the golden gate bridge until this is proved false.

Dartgod
05-13-2009, 08:17 AM
I don't know......but I would stay off of airplanes, battleships, and the golden gate bridge until this is proved false.
I meant, is this a real movie, or just a fake trailer.

I see it is real as it has an entry on IMDB. :shake:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1350498/

beach tribe
05-13-2009, 08:19 AM
I was really hoping to see a National Geographic logo at the bottom right, and a huge octopus wrapped around a great white, beaking the shit out of it.


Little did I know, this would be way cooler.

Gonzo
05-13-2009, 08:20 AM
Mega Shark Motherfuckers!

Best documentary evah!!

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-13-2009, 08:25 AM
Wow that looks incredibly stupid. I'm gonna have to see it.

And I'd totally hit DebRAH Gibson.

Ceej
05-13-2009, 08:31 AM
For some reason I'm reminded of the CSI spoof on "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" when I watched that trailer.


After saying that - THIS MOVIE LOOKS FUCKING TIGHT! AHAHA.

Otter
05-13-2009, 08:33 AM
You know it's good stuff when the deliberately give you no more than 2.5 seconds to focus on any particular scene.

Gonzo
05-13-2009, 08:40 AM
:D

Archie F. Swin
05-13-2009, 08:51 AM
not in 3D

Epic Mega Fail

bluehawkdoc
05-13-2009, 08:51 AM
This seems much more realistic than pig flu to me. I agree, no more battleships, planes or bridges for me. Oh, and I hope Debbie gets naked.

Frankie
05-13-2009, 08:52 AM
Is this

A) A theater release?
B) On Sci Fi Channel or other cable?
C) Direct to DVD release?

Just curious. Looks like one of those flicks to watch when you are in a campy mood.

Gonzo
05-13-2009, 08:53 AM
Is this

A) A theater release?
B) On Sci Fi Channel or other cable?
C) Direct to DVD release?

Just curious. Looks like one of those flicks to watch when you are in a campy mood.

If Snakes on a Plane made theaters, you'd think this would.

Frankie
05-13-2009, 09:00 AM
If Snakes on a Plane made theaters, you'd think this would.

You got a point there.

Ebolapox
05-13-2009, 09:05 AM
ya know, the octopus needs to watch its freaking back. the shark may be badass on his own, but he has a sworn sacred alliance with bears. they're best friends.

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Dartgod
05-13-2009, 09:06 AM
not in 3D

Epic Mega Fail
According to IMDB....

Also Known As:

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus in 3D (USA) (working title)

ChiTown
05-13-2009, 09:35 AM
And I'd totally hit DebRAH Gibson.

She's extremely solid at 39, but hey, I like younger women..........

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-13-2009, 09:37 AM
She's extremely solid at 39, but hey, I like younger women..........

Considering I'm 40 she's perfect

Swanman
05-13-2009, 09:41 AM
Along similar lines, Big Man Japan:

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Nzoner
05-13-2009, 09:43 AM
This took me back to the nights at the drive-in B-movies when I was seeing such classics as...

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htismaqe
05-13-2009, 09:46 AM
Before I read any of the responses and ruin it...


IS THAT DEBBIE GIBSON?!?!?

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 09:49 AM
Before I read any of the responses and ruin it...


IS THAT DEBBIE GIBSON?!?!?

it is

T-post Tom
05-13-2009, 09:50 AM
Nothing on Snopes. Must be true.

Pablo
05-13-2009, 09:58 AM
This looks better than that new Star Trek movie.

Raised On Riots
05-13-2009, 10:04 AM
"It rises".ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Those are THEE WORST CGI fx I've seen in a long, long time.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-13-2009, 10:22 AM
This looks better than that new Star Trek movie.

Word. Of course about anything looks better than a Star Trek movie.










(you may have been being sarcastic but I felt like taking it seriously)

Pablo
05-13-2009, 10:23 AM
Word. Of course about anything looks better than a Star Trek movie.










(you may have been being sarcastic but I felt like taking it seriously)No. I was totally serious.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-13-2009, 10:24 AM
No. I was totally serious.

then word. again.

Archie F. Swin
05-13-2009, 10:26 AM
According to IMDB....

well then its full of Mega Win!

Braincase
05-13-2009, 10:27 AM
Somewhere Lorenzo's dad is saying, "You know dahling, the shark, he looks MAHBELOUS!".

beach tribe
05-13-2009, 10:34 AM
then word. again.

I bet Mega Shark could eat 500 cans' o corn easy.

Pitt Gorilla
05-13-2009, 10:39 AM
Don't get me wrong, though. The plane thing is really impressive, too.

I want to see what this octopus can do that puts it in the same league as the shark. Because I have to say, the shark is pretty impressive.The octopus is a ninja. Crap, I should have said "spoiler alert!!1"

Frazod
05-13-2009, 10:39 AM
OMG LMAO

Dave Lane
05-13-2009, 10:45 AM
I don't know about that. Battleships have thick armor. Jumping out and grabbing a plane only requires the ability to leap 30,000 feet from the water and grab a half-million pound thin-skinned moving object. Battleships have like ten inches of armor. It takes real teeth to bite a battleship in half.

And that's not even thinking about biting the Golden Gate Bridge in half.

Actually you are incorrect on two counts. One the ship was a destroyer maybe 1" armor and the plane must have been on final or in takeoff as it was about 1500 feet based on my years as a pilot and the cut scene. Not that that makes the stupid factor any lower :)