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Gonzo
05-13-2009, 09:51 AM
Whatever happened
to that blueballs guy
I know he made my
Brain explode but
he's MIA too?

:shrug:

luv
05-13-2009, 09:51 AM
Rausch is gone again, but I believe he's moving out west.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 09:51 AM
I KNOW.....Laz and blueballs...how are we surviving?

Buehler445
05-13-2009, 09:53 AM
Someone told me Laz is now Mr Krabs. Can anyone verify?
Posted via Mobile Device

Mr. Plow
05-13-2009, 09:53 AM
Whatever happened
to that blueballs guy
I know he made my
Brain explode but
he's MIA too?

:shrug:



Maybe he finally found a woman and is no longer is blueballs....now he is known as "Relieved"

Jilly
05-13-2009, 09:54 AM
Someone told me Laz is now Mr Krabs. Can anyone verify?
Posted via Mobile Device

We'd notice the use of the banana dancing and the smilies, don't you think?

luv
05-13-2009, 09:54 AM
Someone told me Laz is now Mr Krabs. Can anyone verify?
Posted via Mobile Device

I knew that guy was someone else.

Ebolapox
05-13-2009, 09:55 AM
hmmm. it is the offseason, people disappearing happens like this every summer.

DaKCMan AP
05-13-2009, 09:56 AM
They are not Awesome.

luv
05-13-2009, 09:57 AM
Laz is still Laz in the members list. If his name changed, it wouldn't show up. Plus he joined in 2000. I don't think Mr Krabs did. Unless he's posting under an alt, not him. I still think Mr Krabs is someone else though. Can't put my finger on it.

Buck
05-13-2009, 09:57 AM
Mr Krabs joined in like 2005 and has over 1000 posts.

If hes a dupe, hes been up to it for a while.

DaFace
05-13-2009, 09:58 AM
I have a strong suspicion that blueballs is alive and well around here, but finally dropped the schtick. Either that or he and Wile E Coyote have another roommate.

I haven't taken the time to track down Laz, but we definitely have a few n00bs around here that know too much to be true n00bs.

DeezNutz
05-13-2009, 09:59 AM
Where's Keg?

milkman
05-13-2009, 10:03 AM
Someone told me Laz is now Mr Krabs. Can anyone verify?
Posted via Mobile Device

Maybe he finally found a woman and is no longer is blueballs....now he is known as "Relieved"

Maybe blueballs did find a woman, but the wrong kind, and is now Mr. Krabs.

luv
05-13-2009, 10:04 AM
Maybe blueballs did find a woman, but the wrong kind, and is now Mr. Krabs.

Hmmmm... :hmmm:

Buck
05-13-2009, 10:04 AM
What ever happened to Believer?

luv
05-13-2009, 10:06 AM
What ever happened to Believer?

I thought he was Comanche, but I've had others who told me they didn't think so.

DeezNutz
05-13-2009, 10:06 AM
Any sign of Mecca?

All discussion of that guy immediately stopped after the draft.

Buzz
05-13-2009, 10:07 AM
I have a strong suspicion that blueballs is alive and well around here, but finally dropped the schtick. Either that or he and Wile E Coyote have another roommate.

I haven't taken the time to track down Laz, but we definitely have a few n00bs around here that know too much to be true n00bs.


I just saw on your public profile that blueballs sent you a message to

"Please cancel/delete his account" ?

DaFace
05-13-2009, 10:09 AM
I just saw on your public profile that blueballs sent you a message to

"Please cancel/delete his account" ?

Heh...so he did. I didn't even remember. (For the record, I'll never delete any account.)

As I said, I think he decided to drop the schtick. He's around, and I know who he is, but if he'd like to have a clean break from blueballs, I'll let him have it.

ChiTown
05-13-2009, 10:11 AM
As I said, I think he decided to drop the schtick. He's around, and I know who he is, but if he'd like to have a clean break from blueballs, I'll let him have it.

Oh, do tell!

Mr. Plow
05-13-2009, 10:15 AM
Maybe blueballs did find a woman, but the wrong kind, and is now Mr. Krabs.


:clap:

crazycoffey
05-13-2009, 10:18 AM
Heh...so he did. I didn't even remember. (For the record, I'll never delete any account.)

As I said, I think he decided to drop the schtick. He's around, and I know who he is, but if he'd like to have a clean break from blueballs, I'll let him have it.



I'm BlueBalls....

DeezNutz
05-13-2009, 10:20 AM
I've had blueballs.

milkman
05-13-2009, 10:22 AM
I've had blueballs.

You and bluballs.

:eek:

NTTATWWT.

BigRedChief
05-13-2009, 10:25 AM
I'm BlueBalls....
no, I'm Blueballs
http://www.wcftr.commarts.wisc.edu/images/feature-pics/spartacus.jpg

Frazod
05-13-2009, 10:27 AM
Rausch is gone again, but I believe he's moving out west.

Rausch is fine - I talked to him last week.

As for blueballs, wherever he is, he can stay there for all I care.

Gonzo
05-13-2009, 10:28 AM
Rausch is fine - I talked to him last week.

As for blueballs, wherever he is, he can stay there for all I care.

That guy was ok
Sometimes
anyway
dude

luv
05-13-2009, 10:28 AM
Rausch is fine - I talked to him last week.

Good to hear. That boy used to be good at keeping in touch. If you talk to him again, tell him luv says she hopes he's doing well.

DeezNutz
05-13-2009, 10:30 AM
You and bluballs.

:eek:

NTTATWWT.

:cuss:

LMAO

Jilly
05-13-2009, 10:32 AM
:cuss:

LMAO

Just own it.....

DeezNutz
05-13-2009, 10:35 AM
Just own it.....

LMAO

Demonpenz
05-13-2009, 10:38 AM
keg in kc and cdcox

crazycoffey
05-13-2009, 10:40 AM
zues 75, what ever happened to THAT guy....

milkman
05-13-2009, 10:41 AM
zues 75, what ever happened to THAT guy....

Who the fuck cares?

crazycoffey
05-13-2009, 10:43 AM
Who the fuck cares?


:eek:

why you so mean, he didn't do anything to you!!!!

JASONSAUTO
05-13-2009, 10:45 AM
Heh...so he did. I didn't even remember. (For the record, I'll never delete any account.)

As I said, I think he decided to drop the schtick. He's around, and I know who he is, but if he'd like to have a clean break from blueballs, I'll let him have it.

I'M GUESSING "more lemon pledge" or wild1

Jilly
05-13-2009, 10:46 AM
I'M GUESSING "more lemon pledge" or wild1

hmmm....I think you might be right, now that I'm remembering some posts of theirs.......

milkman
05-13-2009, 10:46 AM
:eek:

why you so mean, he didn't do anything to you!!!!

I'm up before 5 am every day.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 10:47 AM
See my name on here a time or two. Just so people know, I log in once or twice a week, but I'm pretty much a lurker for a couple of months. Nothing serious, just have some real life things I need to focus on, and I figure the dead months of the football season is a good time for that. I'll be back daily around the time that camp starts.

MIAdragon
05-13-2009, 10:47 AM
Just for the record IM the ONLY "MIA" Planeteer!

Jilly
05-13-2009, 10:48 AM
Just for the record IM the ONLY "MIA" Planeteer!

ftr, I think you just might be Laz

MIAdragon
05-13-2009, 10:49 AM
ftr, I think you just might be Laz

LMAO

Mr. Plow
05-13-2009, 10:51 AM
ftr, I think you just might be Laz


They both do seem to have endless amounts of porn at their disposal.

DeezNutz
05-13-2009, 10:52 AM
See my name on here a time or two. Just so people know, I log in once or twice a week, but I'm pretty much a lurker for a couple of months. Nothing serious, just have some real life things I need to focus on, and I figure the dead months of the football season is a good time for that. I'll be back daily around the time that camp starts.

:thumb:

crazycoffey
05-13-2009, 10:56 AM
I'm up before 5 am every day.


lately, I've been lucky to get to bed before 5am everyday.... LOL

luv
05-13-2009, 10:58 AM
I'd just like to take this opportunity to say....














....I am blueballs.

DaKCMan AP
05-13-2009, 11:03 AM
I'd just like to take this opportunity to say....














....I am Awesome.

Tiger's Fan
05-13-2009, 11:05 AM
I miss blueballs' avatar. That is all.

crazycoffey
05-13-2009, 11:06 AM
wasn't there a commercial with emmitt smith where he said "I'm the real emmitt smith"

credit card commercial or something.

Simply Red
05-13-2009, 11:07 AM
Heh...so he did. I didn't even remember. (For the record, I'll never delete any account.)
As I said, I think he decided to drop the schtick. He's around, and I know who he is, but if he'd like to have a clean break from blueballs, I'll let him have it.

why?, just curious... If i really wanted to get my account deleted, I'll betcha i could.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 11:07 AM
I'd just like to take this opportunity to say....














....I am Awesome.

I'd just like to take this opportunity to say...











....thanks for reminding us.

milkman
05-13-2009, 11:08 AM
I'd just like to take this opportunity to say....














....I am Awesome.

I'd just like to take this opportunity to say....











Who are you?

crazycoffey
05-13-2009, 11:08 AM
why?, just curious... If i really wanted to get my account deleted, I'll betcha i could.


just go back and delete all of your posts....

milkman
05-13-2009, 11:10 AM
why?, just curious... If i really wanted to get my account deleted, I'll betcha i could.

I think you should try, just to prove you can.

Simply Red
05-13-2009, 11:10 AM
I think you should try, just to prove you can.

I'll pass. :D

cdcox
05-13-2009, 11:13 AM
keg in kc and cdcox

I'm here. I check in several times a day, but with work I've had less time for dumbassery, I mean posting.

DaFace
05-13-2009, 11:13 AM
why?, just curious... If i really wanted to get my account deleted, I'll betcha i could.

Because most people get over themselves eventually and want their accounts back. And it's a GIANT PITA to try and link a new account with old posts.

Not to mention that, when you delete an account, you can never search for "all posts by this user" and that type of thing. Their posts are orphaned, which is a pain from a db standpoint.

Simply Red
05-13-2009, 11:14 AM
Because most people get over themselves eventually and want their accounts back. And it's a GIANT PITA to try and link a new account with old posts.

Not to mention that, when you delete an account, you can never search for "all posts by this user" and that type of thing. Their posts are orphaned, which is a pain from a db standpoint.

gotcha, makes sense. ty

milkman
05-13-2009, 11:17 AM
I'll pass. :D

Pussy.

Simply Red
05-13-2009, 11:18 AM
Pussy.

ROFL oh yes, well done.

FAX
05-13-2009, 11:21 AM
I always liked Mr. blueballs and his wacky posting style. Very clever guy, I thought.

Can anyone actually find or contact Mr. Laz? He's one of the greatest all-time Planeteers, in my view. Kinda worried about him.

FAX

DaKCMan AP
05-13-2009, 11:32 AM
wasn't there a commercial with emmitt smith where he said "I'm the real emmitt smiff"

credit card commercial or something.

FYP

Ebolapox
05-13-2009, 02:14 PM
Just for the record IM the ONLY "MIA" Planeteer!

you fly like paper get high like planes?!?

Gonzo
05-13-2009, 02:19 PM
you fly like paper get high like planes?!?

Smart like rock...

Fast like tree?

Katipan
05-13-2009, 02:19 PM
you fly like paper get high like planes?!?

If you knew the words without googling you are the bomb

Ebolapox
05-13-2009, 02:22 PM
If you knew the words without googling you are the bomb

all I wanna do is (gunshot, gunshot, gunshot, gunshot), (guncock/cash register)

Katipan
05-13-2009, 02:39 PM
all I wanna do is (gunshot, gunshot, gunshot, gunshot), (guncock/cash register)

I've gotten baggies with Pirate skulls and bones, Sticks and Stones, Weed, and bombs imprinted on the outside.

It's amazing to think she sang that at the Grammys.

MIAdragon
05-13-2009, 02:42 PM
I've gotten baggies with Pirate skulls and bones, Sticks and Stones, Weed, and bombs imprinted on the outside.

It's amazing to think she sang that at the Grammys.

while holding in her kid with her hand!

Ebolapox
05-13-2009, 02:44 PM
I've gotten baggies with Pirate skulls and bones, Sticks and Stones, Weed, and bombs imprinted on the outside.

It's amazing to think she sang that at the Grammys.

yep.

I almost saw her in concert before that song hit it big. well, kinda. she was playing/performing at the voodoo music festival in n'awleans a few years ago, I'd gone to go see rage against the machine. she was about 1000 feet away or so, rocking the hizzy whilst I was being smashed in the pit before rage hit the stage. it was worth it, though.

HemiEd
05-13-2009, 02:47 PM
I always liked Mr. blueballs and his wacky posting style. Very clever guy, I thought.

Can anyone actually find or contact Mr. Laz? He's one of the greatest all-time Planeteers, in my view. Kinda worried about him.

FAX

I agree on both counts, Mr. Fax. I tried to find out about Laz right here http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=206879

big nasty kcnut
05-13-2009, 02:52 PM
Where my girl jenny gump and bud jim nasium.
Posted via Mobile Device

Sam Hall
05-13-2009, 03:12 PM
I'm alive and well. Thanks for asking:thumb:

Ebolapox
05-13-2009, 03:13 PM
Where my girl jenny gump and bud jim nasium.
Posted via Mobile Device

I pm'd back/forth with nasium a week or so ago. seems busy but presumably well.

DaFace
05-13-2009, 03:20 PM
I agree on both counts, Mr. Fax. I tried to find out about Laz right here http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=206879

I'll shoot him off a direct e-mail to see if I can figure anything out.

Buck
05-13-2009, 03:25 PM
I've gotten baggies with Pirate skulls and bones, Sticks and Stones, Weed, and bombs imprinted on the outside.

It's amazing to think she sang that at the Grammys.

According to this site,

http://www.metrolyrics.com/paper-planes-lyrics-mia.html

Those aren't the lyrics.

FAX
05-13-2009, 03:26 PM
Awesome, Mr. DaFace. Deep in my heart, I always believed that, eventually, you would be good for something around here.

FAX

HemiEd
05-13-2009, 03:28 PM
I'll shoot him off a direct e-mail to see if I can figure anything out.

Thanks!


Awesome, Mr. DaFace. Deep in my heart, I always believed that, eventually, you would be good for something around here.

FAX

You never dissapoint. ROFL

jjjayb
05-13-2009, 03:29 PM
I'd just like to take this opportunity to say....














....I am Awesome.

Barney Stinson?

Katipan
05-13-2009, 03:29 PM
According to this site,

http://www.metrolyrics.com/paper-planes-lyrics-mia.html

Those aren't the lyrics.

According to the site of your quote the quoted lyrics in question of quoted quality are exactly as I quantified and quipped.

RJ
05-13-2009, 03:31 PM
Wow, I didn't realize Laz hadn't shown up in so long. Over two months is a long time to not hear from a guy with 46K posts. Hope the dude's ok, he seems like a good guy.

Buck
05-13-2009, 03:33 PM
According to the site of your quote the quoted lyrics in question of quoted quality are exactly as I quantified and quipped.

http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/oo216/03redTuscani/lol_wut.jpg

SPATCH
05-13-2009, 03:36 PM
According to this site,

http://www.metrolyrics.com/paper-planes-lyrics-mia.html

Those aren't the lyrics.

actually, this site proves that he was precisely right.. he probably could have used some quotation marks to eliminate confusion...

the lyrics were literally written on the outside of a baggie of weed

Buck
05-13-2009, 03:37 PM
actually, this site proves that he was precisely right

First of all, shes a she.

Secondly, it doesnt say anything about I've got baggies, or imprinted on the outside.

Am I crazy?

Katipan
05-13-2009, 03:37 PM
actually, this site proves that he was precisely right

If you move my balls over you'll see a vagina.

Katipan
05-13-2009, 03:38 PM
First of all, shes a she.

Secondly, it doesnt say anything about I've got baggies, or imprinted on the outside.

Am I crazy?

That part was just ME. You can tell by the lack of quotation marks.

I was referring to her references in her refrain.

MOhillbilly
05-13-2009, 03:40 PM
paper planes is my girls ringtone. :grr:

SPATCH
05-13-2009, 03:41 PM
If you move my balls over you'll see a vagina.

oops... my apologies

SPATCH
05-13-2009, 03:42 PM
First of all, shes a she.

Secondly, it doesnt say anything about I've got baggies, or imprinted on the outside.

Am I crazy?

i edited my post because i realized why u were confused... re-read that shiznit

Katipan
05-13-2009, 03:42 PM
oops... my apologies

It's okay. It's an easy mistake.

Spit. scratch. burp.

Katipan
05-13-2009, 03:42 PM
paper planes is my girls ringtone. :grr:

Paper planes and a taser?

I love her.

Pablo
05-13-2009, 03:43 PM
If you move my balls over you'll see a vagina.Hermaphrodite, eh?

Sooooo hawt.

Buck
05-13-2009, 03:44 PM
Oh okay. I have retarded.

Katipan
05-13-2009, 03:47 PM
Hermaphrodite, eh?

Sooooo hawt.

It's only awkward when I have a bigger one.

crazycoffey
05-13-2009, 03:49 PM
Am I crazy?


no, I'm crazy....

MOhillbilly
05-13-2009, 03:50 PM
Paper planes and a taser?

I love her.

She ended up gettin some Fox brand spray and a knife. said she rather stab them than taze em.

crazycoffey
05-13-2009, 03:50 PM
It's only awkward when I have a bigger one.


are you bigger than a light switch?

Buck
05-13-2009, 03:52 PM
no, I'm crazy....

TouchŽ

Simply Red
05-13-2009, 04:49 PM
first in w/ 'bootlegged!'

JimNasium
05-13-2009, 05:02 PM
Where my girl jenny gump and bud jim nasium.
Posted via Mobile Device

We're alive and well but just consumed with life, work, kids...the stuff that takes all of your free time. I try to lurk but don't always get here as much as I'd like.

patteeu
05-14-2009, 08:58 AM
It's been a couple of months since go bowe (the poster formerly known as go bo) posted. I hope he's doing alright.

He's been a member since 11/2002 and he's posted over 20,000 times. His last post was over 2 months ago.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar2285_9.gif

patteeu
05-14-2009, 09:06 AM
Cochise has been missing for over a year now. I think someone said that he left because ChiefsPlanet was getting to be too much of a time sink, but I could be wrong about that. He's definitely been missed.

He's been a member since 5/2003 and has posted nearly 35,000 times.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar2470_120.gif

crazycoffey
05-14-2009, 10:27 AM
Cochise has been missing for over a year now. I think someone said that he left because ChiefsPlanet was getting to be too much of a time sink, but I could be wrong about that. He's definitely been missed.

He's been a member since 5/2003 and has posted nearly 35,000 times.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar2470_120.gif


He was last heard from somewhere near the border....

DaFace
05-14-2009, 11:06 AM
Got a reply:


Hi Faceman,

I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

Things got pretty hostile around CP during draft time, just wanted to chill for awhile.

Take care,

Laz

Buehler445
05-14-2009, 11:08 AM
Got a reply:

That's great news Face. Thanks for sending that.
Posted via Mobile Device

DaFace
05-14-2009, 11:19 AM
Cochise has been missing for over a year now. I think someone said that he left because ChiefsPlanet was getting to be too much of a time sink, but I could be wrong about that. He's definitely been missed.

He's been a member since 5/2003 and has posted nearly 35,000 times.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar2470_120.gif

He is probably around using a different username. I'm not 100% sure of that, but I called him out for using 5 usernames at once a few months back. I didn't meant to run him off or anything, but he mentioned wanting to be completely anonymous, and he hasn't used any of those accounts since. I'd imagine he's around, but just doesn't want us to know who he is.

crazycoffey
05-14-2009, 11:25 AM
He is probably around using a different username. I'm not 100% sure of that, but I called him out for using 5 usernames at once a few months back. I didn't meant to run him off or anything, but he mentioned wanting to be completely anonymous, and he hasn't used any of those accounts since. I'd imagine he's around, but just doesn't want us to know who he is.


Chiefs Planet, 900+ registered usernames, but only 50 members....

FAX
05-14-2009, 11:32 AM
Got a reply:

Awesome again, Mr. DaFace. Many thank things for the good investigative work.

Mr. Laz is quite correct about the mood around here prior to and during the draft. Things got hairier than an old lady mole. Take note evil peeps. Too much venom can run off good posters.

FAX

Simply Red
05-14-2009, 11:38 AM
Awesome again, Mr. DaFace. Many thank things for the good investigative work.

Mr. Laz is quite correct about the mood around here prior to and during the draft. Things got hairier than an old lady mole. Take note evil peeps. Too much venom can run off good posters.

FAX

Yeah, 'Hamas', Dane, Mecca and OTW!!! :rolleyes::D;)

FAX
05-14-2009, 11:46 AM
Yeah, 'Hamas', Dane, Mecca and OTW!!! :rolleyes::D;)

Those guys are fine poster peeps, Mr. Simply Red. Frankly, I enjoy a spirited discussion ... heck, I actually consider Mr. Skip Towne and Mr. Iowanian to be excellent posters and extraordinary gentlemen of the highest order.

But if Mr. Laz says things got a little out of hand, that speaks volumes. A good Planeteer should always remember to temper gin with vermouth, Lava soap with aloe, and justice with mercy.

FAX

Inspector
05-14-2009, 01:36 PM
I too have noticed some posters who were at one time, years ago, prolific posters but hardly ever post anymore.

I think it's because of the total lack of cow bell around here.

FAX
05-14-2009, 01:55 PM
Before it was discovered that they could be converted into a popular musical instrument, cowbells were actually used on cows, correct? One cow in the herd was awarded a bell and, when milking time or feeding time or injection time or (shhh) slaughter time came around, that cow would come in to the barn ringing its bell and all the other cows would follow the sound, right?

If so, why didn't they have pig bells or chicken bells or horse bells and stuff like that? Are those animals deaf or something? Is there something special about a cow that makes it follow a bell sound? I can understand why they didn't have cowmonicas or cowoboes because you have to purse your lips to use a double reeded instrument and cows have trouble with that on account of their enormous teeth, plus it's difficult to hold onto a harmonica with hooves, but it seems kind of strange that they were the only farm animal to get a bell.

FAX

seclark
05-14-2009, 02:02 PM
Before it was discovered that they could be converted into a popular musical instrument, cowbells were actually used on cows, correct? One cow in the herd was awarded a bell and, when milking time or feeding time or injection time or (shhh) slaughter time came around, that cow would come in to the barn ringing its bell and all the other cows would follow the sound, right?

If so, why didn't they have pig bells or chicken bells or horse bells and stuff like that? Are those animals deaf or something? Is there something special about a cow that makes it follow a bell sound? I can understand why they didn't have cowmonicas or cowoboes because you have to purse your lips to use a double reeded instrument and cows have trouble with that on account of their enormous teeth, plus it's difficult to hold onto a harmonica with hooves, but it seems kind of strange that they were the only farm animal to get a bell.

FAX
?

SPATCH
05-14-2009, 02:03 PM
Before it was discovered that they could be converted into a popular musical instrument, cowbells were actually used on cows, correct? One cow in the herd was awarded a bell and, when milking time or feeding time or injection time or (shhh) slaughter time came around, that cow would come in to the barn ringing its bell and all the other cows would follow the sound, right?

If so, why didn't they have pig bells or chicken bells or horse bells and stuff like that? Are those animals deaf or something? Is there something special about a cow that makes it follow a bell sound? I can understand why they didn't have cowmonicas or cowoboes because you have to purse your lips to use a double reeded instrument and cows have trouble with that on account of their enormous teeth, plus it's difficult to hold onto a harmonica with hooves, but it seems kind of strange that they were the only farm animal to get a bell.

FAX

chickens, for one, have much poorer cephalization than cows... the bell would be much more prone to falling off

FAX
05-14-2009, 02:04 PM
That sure is an ugly cow, Mr. seclark. I think you should get in contact with a vet.

FAX

Jilly
05-14-2009, 02:05 PM
Got a reply:

Tell him I miss him.

seclark
05-14-2009, 02:07 PM
That sure is an ugly cow, Mr. seclark. I think you should get in contact with a vet.

FAX

can't. she's a conscientious objector.
sec

Katipan
05-14-2009, 02:08 PM
Before it was discovered that they could be converted into a popular musical instrument, cowbells were actually used on cows, correct? One cow in the herd was awarded a bell and, when milking time or feeding time or injection time or (shhh) slaughter time came around, that cow would come in to the barn ringing its bell and all the other cows would follow the sound, right?

If so, why didn't they have pig bells or chicken bells or horse bells and stuff like that? Are those animals deaf or something? Is there something special about a cow that makes it follow a bell sound? I can understand why they didn't have cowmonicas or cowoboes because you have to purse your lips to use a double reeded instrument and cows have trouble with that on account of their enormous teeth, plus it's difficult to hold onto a harmonica with hooves, but it seems kind of strange that they were the only farm animal to get a bell.

FAX

It seems that cow bells were used for other animals than just cows. Why cows were given dominant naming rights is a coup for their agents but in my mind hanging a cowbell around a chicken would be just plain rude.

Cats got in on the deal... "To bell the cat" they're referring to cowbells right? That's one strong pussy.

FAX
05-14-2009, 02:09 PM
Now, don't go getting all misty on us, Ms. Jilly. Besides, the best thing right now is to enjoy the Planet without all those dirty pictures Mr. Laz posts ...

...

... ?

Never mind.

I miss you, too, Mr. Laz.

FAX

FAX
05-14-2009, 02:14 PM
It seems that cow bells were used for other animals than just cows. Why cows were given dominant naming rights is a coup for their agents but in my mind hanging a cowbell around a chicken would be just plain rude.

Cats got in on the deal... "To bell the cat" they're referring to cowbells right? That's one strong pussy.

Hmmm. Out of the mouths of babes.

Strapping a bell on a pussy so you'll always know where it is? I think you're on to something here, Ms. Katipan. $19.95 sounds like a good price and we can sell them on late-night television. 50/50 sound about right?

FAX

RJ
05-14-2009, 02:39 PM
I installed one of those "clapper" things on my cat. You oughta see that little bastard light up at night! Hours and hours of fun.

Katipan
05-14-2009, 05:04 PM
Hmmm. Out of the mouths of babes.

Strapping a bell on a pussy so you'll always know where it is? I think you're on to something here, Ms. Katipan. $19.95 sounds like a good price and we can sell them on late-night television. 50/50 sound about right?

FAX

If you go all Sham POW on me, I'm out.

RedNeckRaider
05-14-2009, 06:48 PM
He is probably around using a different username. I'm not 100% sure of that, but I called him out for using 5 usernames at once a few months back. I didn't meant to run him off or anything, but he mentioned wanting to be completely anonymous, and he hasn't used any of those accounts since. I'd imagine he's around, but just doesn't want us to know who he is.

Damn 5 usernames and 35,000 known posts! how many does he really have???

Skip Towne
05-14-2009, 07:32 PM
Before it was discovered that they could be converted into a popular musical instrument, cowbells were actually used on cows, correct? One cow in the herd was awarded a bell and, when milking time or feeding time or injection time or (shhh) slaughter time came around, that cow would come in to the barn ringing its bell and all the other cows would follow the sound, right?

If so, why didn't they have pig bells or chicken bells or horse bells and stuff like that? Are those animals deaf or something? Is there something special about a cow that makes it follow a bell sound? I can understand why they didn't have cowmonicas or cowoboes because you have to purse your lips to use a double reeded instrument and cows have trouble with that on account of their enormous teeth, plus it's difficult to hold onto a harmonica with hooves, but it seems kind of strange that they were the only farm animal to get a bell.

FAX

A few castrated goats also got a bell. Ever heard of a bellwether?

Fairplay
05-14-2009, 08:00 PM
Got a reply:

I can relate to Laz.

Gonzo
08-22-2009, 10:16 AM
Where's FAX? Haven't seen him in a while...
Posted via Mobile Device

Baconeater
08-22-2009, 10:23 AM
Where's FAX? Haven't seen him in a while...
Posted via Mobile Device
He's always disappeared for extended periods of time, it's nothing out of the ordinary for him.

Buck
08-27-2009, 10:47 AM
So I was looking at who has more posts than me, and this guy is just in front of me, but I've never heard of him.

If you have over 15K posts and I've never heard of you, I just find that weird.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=241

NaptownChiefs

4th and Long
08-27-2009, 11:32 AM
Who went missing?

Buck
08-27-2009, 11:59 AM
Who went missing?

I was going to post that I haven't seen you in a while either.

googlegoogle
08-27-2009, 02:40 PM
Cochise?

4th and Long
08-27-2009, 02:55 PM
I was going to post that I haven't seen you in a while either.
No you were not. Liar. No one misses me. You're only saying that since I posted in the thread. *sniffle*

patteeu
08-27-2009, 04:16 PM
Cochise?

Asked and answered earlier in the thread by DaFace. He's apparently come back at least once under a different username and presumably doesn't want to be recognized. My guess is that he's googlegoogle and this is just another obfuscation to cover his tracks. He/you always was/were a sneaky bastard. :p

Buck
08-27-2009, 04:17 PM
No you were not. Liar. No one misses me. You're only saying that since I posted in the thread. *sniffle*

I was, you are right ahead of me in posts too, and I considered it.